| Option | Result | Data points / Last confirmed |
|---|---|---|
| 1. children across @@NAME@@ are mourning the loss of Santa Claus after the military shot down his sleigh (@@EGG@@) |
unknown effect
|
0
|
| 2. the government is lax about national security during the Christmas period (@@EGG@@) |
unknown effect
|
0
|
| 3. Rudolph has been put down after fears he had foot-and-mouth disease (@@EGG@@) |
unknown effect
|
0
|
| 4. Santa is trading presents for smokes while awaiting sentencing for crimes against humanity (@@EGG@@) |
unknown effect
|
0
|
| 5. homeowners often burn Christmas trees just to stay warm (@@EGG@@) |
unknown effect
|
0
|
| 6. smog covers @@CAPITAL@@ as the populace burns record amounts of coal (@@EGG@@) |
unknown effect
|
0
|