#1071 Up the Creek

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1. @@LEADER@@ spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders
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sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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91
2025-12-20
2. water fights now end with thousands dead
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sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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2025-09-29
3. the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing
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sometimes adds notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes adds notability: hatred of cheese
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes adds notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2026-03-23
2025-02-12
2026-01-22
2022-10-12
2022-09-25
4/5. the nation excels at displacement
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sometimes adds notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes adds notability: hatred of cheese
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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2023-12-11
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