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Gained from:3. reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up
3. zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets
4. there's some really clean windows in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ houses
2. parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques
Sometimes gained from:3. same-sex marriages are increasingly common
3. the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts
2. the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller
2. the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru
1. citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked
2. extreme political groups are outlawed
2. @@NAME@@'s children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region
1. military spending is on the increase
2. all recreational drugs are legal
4. a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'
1. surveillance cameras are banned
2. the tenet of free speech is held dear
1. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
2. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
3. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes
2. organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region
1. college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys
1. euthanasia is legal
3. the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit
1. polygamy is legal
4. there have been reports of people marrying housepets
3. eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas
1. the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees
3. anti-government web sites are springing up
2. elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume
2. torture is illegal
2. Jennifer Government is a bestseller
2. refugees from other nations are flocking to @@NAME@@'s border
2. leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks
2. streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all
3. nude art is becoming wildly popular
5. the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy
1. citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling"
1. rioting and unrest sweep the nation
3. ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime
1. sex changes are routinely performed at @@NAME@@'s hospitals
4. city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
3. the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (@@EGG@@)
2. citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns
1. murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows
2. soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers
3. televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events
4. citizens are expected to be armed at all times
3. it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles
4. Max Barry is this year's Miss @@NAME@@
1. sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high
3. government-run brothels can be found on every street corner
1. a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect
3. graffiti graces every city's streets
2. foreigners are treated with great suspicion
1. 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink
1. the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril
1. programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours
2. students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas
2. there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'
1. large sections of @@NAME@@ have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there
5. a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world
1. murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour
4. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'
1. abortions are routinely performed in @@NAME@@'s hospitals
3. biology and religious education classes have recently been merged
4. children are sent to either religious or secular schools
1. @@NAME@@ is renowned for its lax gun laws
2. it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws
1. nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths
3. students in @@NAME@@'s schools rarely attend their classes
2. almost half of the child population live rough on the streets
1. the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth
2. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
3. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
3. main battle tanks stalk the woods of @@NAME@@ in search of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
2. the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes
1. business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace
4. @@NAME@@ is notorious for its citizens' infidelity
2. truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news
1. 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of @@NAME@@'s radio stations
1. the military struggles with recruitment
2. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
3. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
2. the children of @@NAME@@ are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence
3. the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
2. the @@NAME@@ Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'
1. female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast
3. the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country
2. anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper
2. the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled @@NAME@@ with a very polite populace
2. crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed
2. radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion
4. a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled
2. 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song
5. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
6. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
2. the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one
2. racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle
3. bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'
4. the wreckages of bombed planes that litter @@NAME@@ are highly popular tourist destinations
2. @@ANIMAL@@ is one of the most popular forenames in @@NAME@@
2. violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner
3. mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights
1. inter-species marriages are ignored by the government
1. the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The @@CAPITAL@@ Times is sold out
2. the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event
3. national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'
2. immigrants flood the job queues as discrimination in the workplace makes a staggering comeback
1. the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels
2. cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates
1. prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail
1. droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police
2. the nation leads @@REGION@@ in per capita stalking
6. shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity
3. murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution
1. the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers
2. many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery
3. many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery
6. getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter
1. birth rates have hit an all-time low
1. children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet
3. bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms
2. mollycoddled youths run the country
1. the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime
2. the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen
2. discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal
3. Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room
2. the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in @@CAPITAL@@ for fear of causing a fuss
2. the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers
1. fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism
2. political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations
3. 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office
1. late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
3. the travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas
3. stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents
1. major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason
2. bris parties are all the rage
1. country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized
5. games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting
2. good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals
3. the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers
2. census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump
2. the constant playing of Merry Birthday on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity
4. the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs
2. a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants
1. animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs
3. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
4. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
4. young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts
3. visions of giant pink @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are a common side effect after @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ eat their meals
1. former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades
2. schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money
4. children often leave school with more diagnoses than qualifications
3. military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods
4. farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting
1. belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'
1. @@CAPITAL@@'s main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight
2. witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials
3. young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery
3. debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace
2. @@LEADER@@'s new android secretary is the latest media darling
3. robosexual marriages are increasingly common
2. commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all
3. sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside
2. teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries
1. crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence
3. tourists visit @@NAME@@ to mass-moon @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politicians
1. every week is blindness awareness week
3. dining out often involves @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ on the plate no matter what you order
1. claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges
3. exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles
5. exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles
1. nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers
3. a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals
1. the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions
5. only @@LEADER@@'s friends count in the eyes of the government
4. funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience
2. they say that @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ made a dessert and called it peace
1. for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs
4. the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence
4. political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions
2. recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water
1. @@LEADER@@'s peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide
4. they say that @@LEADER@@'s personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia
1. counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients
3. conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies
1. rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes
2. the country is littered with broken homes
2. RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept
3. respect is something that is typically forced rather than earned in @@NAME@@
7. international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty
1. in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare
2. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
3. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
1. school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students
3. the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee
4. the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo
1. orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents
2. the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property
1. cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors
3. it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it"
4. the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions
2. tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash
3. truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned
2. school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel
3. home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks
3. terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports
1. morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom
3. the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands
1. banning party poppers has been a real party pooper
1. many marriages go virtually unconsummated
1. the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy"
3. the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon"
2. the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United @@REGION@@ Games
2. almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme
1. convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing
2. foreign despots proudly bandstand on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ airwaves
1. supervisors in @@NAME@@ commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence
2. confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle"
5. the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming
1. the dartboard at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of @@LEADER@@'s face
2. owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams
3. intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits
5. the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat
1. lending money has become a major liability
2. the weather in @@CAPITAL@@ is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'
3. the government's stance on marriage is 'Let @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ marry themselves'
2. the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns
2. kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes
2. there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers
1. airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory
3. politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech
3. toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters
4. the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools
3. banned objects are regularly legalized if they've been successfully stolen from the government
1. internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech
5. nobody is forced to join the armed forces
4. it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers
3. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering
1. the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning
1. police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers
4. hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport
5. the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons
4. escalators are avoided at all costs
1. internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography
2. the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches
3. the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches
4. ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV'
1. the tightness of border controls in @@NAME@@ leave a little to be desired
2. the comic book series '@@LEADER@@ and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller
1. the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service
2. retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long
2. crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop
2. mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas
3. from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in @@NAME@@
3. life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old"
4. life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old"
4. a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation
3. road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work
3. preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
2. bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters
1. nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines
1. road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans
2. street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner
2. wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps
2. Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy
5. the only place where one can see the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cherry tree is in a museum
2. ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen
2. in musicals everybody's a little bit racist
1. marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal
1. ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box
3. male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts
3. kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers
2. citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one
2. social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians
1. sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming
2. sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming
3. heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent
2. attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high
3. schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"
1. no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines
4. international terrorists often get their weapons supply in @@NAME@@
2. the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism
4. psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests
1. burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside
3. nose plugs are the latest @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ fashion accessory
1. the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies
3. even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love
2. it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again
3. cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them
2. the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments
1. prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present
3. the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers
1. pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ roads
3. a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street"
1. the same @@POPULATION_VALUE@@ social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with @@LEADER@@'s every word on Twitcher
5. visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers
1. drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients
1. babies are a small but significant export
2. children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary
4. Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges
5. emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires
2. police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records
1. young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves
4. traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers
5. traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers
2. most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments
2. incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables
1. the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme
1. enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity
3. there's no such thing as bad publicity
1. the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'
2. it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from @@LEADER@@'s childhood
2. light entertainment isn't dead
2. cigarettes are dead-cheap
2. jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration
3. hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have
4. parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang
1. cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes
1. customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high
2. the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers
3. tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip
2. the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying
2. interest in globalism never flags
1. seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts
3. a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers
1. peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government policy
2. @@LEADER@@ lights cigars with a hundred-@@CURRENCY@@ bill
3. there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy"
4. slackers at work are told to "crack on with it"
2. autopsies often involve only cursory examination
1. the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke
3. public parks are littered with cigarette butts
2. grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving
3. religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs
2. the government loves seeing the little people fight
2. @@CAPITAL@@'s flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space
1. criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison
1. convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail
3. some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight
4. police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers
1. most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade
3. workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year
3. taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location
4. heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-@@CURRENCY@@ treacle machine
1. women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms
2. crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination
1. farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land
2. an extra-long museum is being built to house the old border wall
2. crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters
1. hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers
2. hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers
2. blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic
3. government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay
1. fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds
1. public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records
2. there's never a spare chair in the retirement home
2. social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks
1. polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about @@LEADER@@
1. the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on @@NAME@@
2. students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework
3. there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation
1. you're only as old as you feel
3. kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up
1. it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom
4. teen gangs are encouraged to take drugs
3. only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive
3. decongestants have replaced @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ in street transactions
2. the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate
1. posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables
3. being dead no longer has any benefits
4. it's often raining men (hallelujah) in @@CAPITAL@@
1. school football matches are usually five-a-side
2. bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons
2. ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals
3. the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them
1. the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris
1. armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough
3. a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum
1. the @@CAPITAL@@ Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section
2. sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner
4. transgender and agender are on the education agenda
3. passengers often cause a stink on public transport
2. sales of trenchcoats are on the rise
2. a degree in @@LEADER@@ Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers
4. a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of @@CAPITAL@@
3. photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls
1. beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings
2. older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road
3. immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs
1. a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted
4. politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds
1. things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication
3. grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer
2. court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs
3. people can get away with murder these days
2. courtrooms can be a little sketchy
2. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel
3. citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security
4. the price of freedom is about half a million @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@
3. kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies
1. parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend
4. pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents
7. skyscrapers get built in just days
1. rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ has won three lotteries in a row
1. recognizing the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag qualifies you for citizenship
2. recognizing the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag qualifies you for citizenship
3. homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness
4. homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness
1. the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead
3. glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines
4. adverts urge @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ to "reach for a ciggy instead of your supper"
2. party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend
4. all animals are equal but some are more equal than others
1. parents dread their examinations more than their children
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
1. a PhD just ain't what it used to be
2. the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name
4. shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games
4. too many developers spoil the codebase
3. citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?"
1. children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn
5. ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips
3. criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character
3. new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars
2. companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name
2. government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens"
6. for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate
1. soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans
3. the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes
5. war is made in the name of love
1. political commentators say that @@LEADER@@'s fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped
2. the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas
1. Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal
2. all you have to do is pray to get into @@NAME@@
4. the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong
3. the nation is going green
1. the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to
1. reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians
1. intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them
3. citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account
4. meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily
3. belief that @@LEADER@@ is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high
2. foreign workers are flooding in as @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ flood out
2. the atmosphere in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ boardrooms is turning more gay
2. an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse
1. commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations
2. commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations
4. the official government position is that "we didn't see nothin'"
1. criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends
2. arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated
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Removed by:1. marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home
3. all alcohol is banned
3. the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives
2. drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government
2. the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs
2. the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers
7. ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka
3. drug-related crimes carry the death penalty
1. the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects
3. the government has begun a crusade against drugs
4. politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public
4. moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned
1. popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs
2. summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police
1. former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés
2. moonshine has made a resurgence
2. denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
3. chests full of green leaves dumped into the harbor have many murmuring against the government
1. dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies
2. dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies
6. hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
2. the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room"
4. heavily stoned police officers are unsure whether the recent directive to 'clean up the streets' means arresting drug dealers or hosing down the sidewalk
3. citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz
2. SWAT teams raid bathrooms in search of bathtub gin
Sometimes removed by:1. divorce is illegal
2. married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine
1. cars are banned
1. Harry Potter books are banned
1. Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
3. nudity is frowned upon
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ is a protected species
1. political activists are routinely executed
1. the death penalty has been reintroduced
1. the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed
3. it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs
3. thieves are flogged in public for their crimes
1. kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles
2. the nation is completely gun-free
2. all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras
3. citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements
1. it is illegal to make racist remarks in public
1. a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway
1. organ donation is compulsory
2. organ donation rates have hit a new low
2. euthanasia is illegal
3. euthanasia is illegal
1. TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas
2. the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles
1. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
3. the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
1. smoking is banned in public areas
2. an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban
3. shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities
1. the government snoops on private internet connections
3. religious classes are compulsory for all school students
1. newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government
1. radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass
3. angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason
3. citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys
1. torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals
3. people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed
1. Jennifer Government is banned
1. a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders
3. the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular
3. midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency
1. artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common
2. all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material
1. government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest
3. members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians
3. poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment
1. citizens must have a license to operate a computer
1. homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities
2. "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows
3. a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun
4. the government pours millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ into rehabilitation programs annually
2. drunk drivers are sentenced to death
3. the judicial system legislates morality
4. the judicial system legislates morality
6. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have more rights than the average citizen
7. the government has become increasingly militant
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
1. citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling"
1. teachers regularly paddle unruly students
4. teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them
2. martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control
2. people talk about things being better when men were men
3. women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners
1. citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise
4. anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst
1. sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes
4. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
5. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
1. gun ownership is compulsory
3. all guns must be registered
1. a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country
3. recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies
3. people caught mistreating @@NAME@@'s flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain
3. there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates
1. religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else
2. religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else
1. the government spends millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ every year prosecuting spammers
4. the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress
2. citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line
3. the streets are plagued with knife-wielding madmen
3. all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves
1. all beauty contests have been banned
2. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
3. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
1. motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours
3. cars have been banned
2. citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios
1. the army is returning some law and order to the streets
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
2. door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'
1. graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail
1. citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages
2. the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work
3. motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies
2. Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in @@NAME@@
1. school uniforms are compulsory
6. citizens are grown in vats
1. the studies of art and philosophy are banned
3. only the brainiest citizens become academics
1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
1. students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class
3. government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
4. native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting
2. arbitration is mightier than the sword
2. abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances
4. families are only permitted to have one child
1. the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place
2. the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism
1. it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools
2. the teaching of evolution has been banned
5. military service is compulsory
1. phone taps are frequently carried out by the police
2. skateparks can be found in every city
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
1. teenagers are severely punished for being out too late
4. newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines
2. burglary is widely regarded as the national sport
3. trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts
1. hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in @@NAME@@'s many privately-owned prisons
3. criminals are executed and their property seized
1. high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school
2. children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies
1. citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities
1. the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth
1. eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement
1. adultery has been made a capital offence
2. those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed
1. historical fiction has been banned
2. it is widely believed that the first citizen of @@NAME@@ was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O'
1. reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors
3. all news sources are under strict government control
2. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
3. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
4. children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban
2. a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station
3. @@NAME@@'s airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio
4. every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame
5. @@NAME@@'s army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers
2. children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces
1. Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content
3. only adults may purchase violent video games
1. immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites
1. citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months
2. blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest
4. jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'
2. the military has quashed a recent coup attempt
3. manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
3. all footpaths have tollbooths
1. government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples
3. the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions
5. people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'
2. nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure
1. travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs
2. traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways
4. homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel
3. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
4. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
6. soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads
7. young girls often attend the same schools as their children
1. rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons
3. the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls
1. Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused
1. crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing
3. every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries
5. @@NAME@@'s heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives
2. child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed
3. homosexuality is a crime punishable by death
1. the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land
3. atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship
2. everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist
3. customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity
4. the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour
1. students who refuse to pray are expelled from school
4. religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds
4. the world outside is only known of in folklore
1. underage drinkers are dragged through the streets and put in the stocks
2. the government jails the parents of underage drinkers
3. the parents of underage drinkers are lectured on the evils of hard liquor
2. most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists
3. swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine
1. the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in @@NAME@@
3. spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months
1. the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia
3. half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials
4. military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design
2. badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
1. charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial
3. the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience
1. @@FAITH@@ has been named as @@NAME@@'s national religion
4. open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries
5. @@LEADER@@ is the self-declared God of all @@NAME@@
1. immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day
3. religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural
4. all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society
5. property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities
6. the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive
4. chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports
1. frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security
5. aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed
3. homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property
4. citizens who become homeless are immediately executed
2. the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters
2. all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion
1. parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list
3. all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number
1. a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion
1. fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets
1. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
2. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
4. toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense
3. daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories
4. abacus sales outpace those of the personal computer following the closure of the Internet
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
2. family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned
3. annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals
4. divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets
6. citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State
2. popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security"
3. the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry
1. photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in @@LEADER@@'s bedroom
2. photographers have to apply for a license to photograph @@LEADER@@
3. the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about @@LEADER@@
3. the new hit series "@@NAME@@'s Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
4. hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
4. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
5. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
1. former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work
2. millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training
2. conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors
3. the poor are quarantined in the inner cities to prevent criminals from entering the suburbs
1. government popup ads are springing up like weeds
5. innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs
2. immigrant herding has become a national pastime
1. it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey
1. families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up
3. knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety
1. all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'
2. the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in @@REGION@@
1. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
2. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
4. citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer
5. there are major delays at immigration checkpoints as travellers are forced to prove they belong to @@FAITH@@
6. any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming
2. a flood of mandatory divorces burden the courts
1. noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law
3. fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government
4. fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government
3. mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance
2. daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter
1. rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups
3. street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities
3. every street in the nation contains at least three law firms
1. foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country
3. violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire
3. the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad
1. 'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto
4. the youth of today are literally shaped by big business
5. chemically brainwashed citizens praise @@LEADER@@'s name on an hourly basis
3. coalition governments are essential to passing new laws
2. churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'
3. underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities
1. children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet
2. tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport
4. @@CAPITAL@@ spends billions upgrading public transport
1. fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits
2. women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention
3. women are kept out of work but at least dinner is served on time
4. harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy
1. helicopter parenting is on the rise
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
2. tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges
3. churches now double as dungeons
4. immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border
2. even the family pets of Brasilistani insurgents are being put down
1. anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade
1. extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals
2. judges are all-powerful
1. the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together
3. prudishness is on the way out
2. vaccinations are mandatory
3. parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence
4. science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous
1. student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned @@ANIMAL@@ball fields
4. disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment
1. returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion
3. countless government officials are accused of espionage
1. the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'
3. women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the @@TYPE@@
4. video clips of women firing guns are increasingly popular
3. it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated
1. shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals
2. public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned
1. copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper
1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
1. homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes
4. prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate
2. parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away
5. the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker
4. preachers and little old ladies disappear from their homes at night and are never heard from again
4. food imports have skyrocketed after the recent 'Forage for Food' program severely backfired
4. the nation is under martial law
1. biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse
4. motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts"
5. hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times
6. hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times
3. officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high
3. being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines
1. back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation
3. teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank
4. getting a haircut is a punishable offence
2. children use fake IDs to purchase candy
3. meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise
1. confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
2. gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs
3. public shaming is the bedrock of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ society
1. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
2. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
1. the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud
1. people who have lived their entire lives in @@NAME@@ are shocked to discover that they are not citizens
3. the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass
1. invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days
4. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices
2. jaywalking is punishable by public flogging
1. academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks
2. attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging
1. Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues
1. school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment
1. high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate
2. teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of @@NAME@@
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ schoolgirl uniforms have become alarmingly popular outside @@NAME@@
3. many aides in @@LEADER@@'s office are known to be serial jaywalkers
1. tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'
2. children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist
3. turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'
2. arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes
1. the last thing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them
2. maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter
4. smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour
2. troublemakers just happen to be reassigned to distant mining operations
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable
3. illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes
3. citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper
5. police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom
2. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
3. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
1. the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists
1. old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime
3. the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@
1. women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft
2. bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters
3. debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace
4. drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime
1. adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears
3. sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside
4. oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem
1. videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular
4. children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges
4. science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters
1. hundreds of teenagers die every year at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Hungry Games
2. church and state are inseparable in their influence on education
3. educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged
4. social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content
3. @@LEADER@@'s relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will
1. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
2. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
2. all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon
4. government ministers claim to ride dragons to work
2. blind dates tend to result in bruised shins
4. Hide and Seek with Cuddle Bear is the most popular video game in the nation
1. the police double as repo men
1. government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read
2. entire families swing in the wind at the national gallows
3. entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground
4. unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands
3. modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format
1. the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
1. the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day
2. no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police
3. the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years
1. careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations
1. the @@CAPITAL@@ Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District
3. singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland
5. contestants on @@NAME@@'s Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent
1. the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli
3. all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull
1. citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges
2. genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons
3. the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers
1. truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail
2. criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom
2. religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools
3. burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime
2. justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag
4. prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences
5. corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters
3. woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random
1. doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion
3. the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation
1. fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal
2. pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights
3. t-shirts displaying a photo of @@LEADER@@ performing the Full-Monty are selling out
2. sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters
3. beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
1. six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion
9. fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back
1. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
2. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
1. the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
4. the nation's conservatives are known to favour male escorts
1. the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains
1. immigrants who don't like the taste of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Turnip Chips are immediately deported
3. men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones
2. the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet
2. the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'
3. it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance
4. swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds
1. 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past
3. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
4. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
3. severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land
3. life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up
1. policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'
3. police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints
2. prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers
2. the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes
2. oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys
2. the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ any less frightened
2. sneezing in public is a capital offense
2. disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@'s kindness
3. truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills
5. Scout campfire sing-a-longs tend to focus on the evils of antitrust legislation
1. the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience
4. anti-government demagogues have a devil of a time evading authorities
5. anti-government demagogues have a devil of a time evading authorities
1. officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists
2. tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian
1. citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins
1. foreign musicians that @@LEADER@@ dislikes are turned away at the border
2. dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia
1. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
2. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
3. homophobia is off the menu
4. seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals
4. calling shotgun on the front seat too many days in a row is seen as a crime against social equality
3. the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea
2. blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love
2. white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits
3. libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments
4. Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume
1. military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets
2. clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies
3. anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death
2. people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns
4. only criminals carry guns
6. the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery
4. racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants
4. the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'
4. many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward
5. many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward
1. people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support @@LEADER@@
3. it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
1. Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame
3. children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later
2. more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself
3. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
2. stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence
3. fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
1. scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards
3. the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses
4. the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors
1. five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes
2. parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars
1. autocrats are persona non grata
3. the Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks
3. songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti
2. there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services
4. Air @@NAME@@ tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel
2. undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected
2. any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property
3. exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling
2. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage
3. credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government
1. sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors
1. translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates
1. saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense
1. black tea is only available on the black market
2. the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets
1. sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor
3. there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes
1. the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news
3. editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning
3. a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus
3. people spend a lot on hair and nails
4. people spend a lot on hair and nails
4. doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures
1. surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'
3. clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos
3. @@ANIMAL@@-wagons to @@CAPITAL@@ are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads
1. politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them
2. unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place
1. Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion
4. wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons
2. telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm
1. the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage
2. the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest
4. straitjackets are a common religious garb
2. a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal
3. ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes
3. teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season
4. women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to
3. sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons
5. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
6. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
1. it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle
4. sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers
1. death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary"
3. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
4. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
2. creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project
2. knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy
3. asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist
2. conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors
2. hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success
1. the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them
5. adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them
4. street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood
1. the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods
1. the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary
2. one of the most popular models in @@NAME@@ has a scarred face and one working eye
4. women should never trust a man who turns up to a first date with an open bottle in his hand
2. chocolate in @@NAME@@ has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers
2. the comic book series '@@LEADER@@ and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller
3. illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market
1. the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service
2. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
3. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
1. members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods
1. on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life
2. citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals
3. the new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock
3. judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most
4. the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted
1. frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant
3. citizens brought into court for parking violations are never heard from again
1. 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists
2. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
3. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
1. The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
1. even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog
2. fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers
3. the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs
2. a stitch in time could see you serving nine
3. street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by
1. children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts
3. the New @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms
1. drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web
4. politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe"
1. theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good
1. all screens are equal but some are more equal than others
3. cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling
2. hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework
4. frat-house partying has become the national pastime
2. the practice of capital punishment proves divisive
2. human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise"
1. elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens
2. prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks
1. metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach
4. hunters often become the hunted
1. deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent
2. student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come
3. just as students finish their homework it's time for school
6. hoping to get pregnant is considered sinful presumption
1. interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories"
4. photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué
3. former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing
5. incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up
2. cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon
3. a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for @@ANIMAL@@ sacrifices
4. children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists'
2. the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street
3. foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university
1. uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist
2. nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization
4. children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets
4. explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase
1. Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike
2. the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons
3. the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons
4. there's a big brother in every prison
5. rock and roll involves rolling literal rocks in prison
1. anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away
3. pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security
4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
3. only "purebloods" are allowed in the nicer parts of town
3. veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain
1. commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains
1. elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation
5. students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50
2. foreign visitors who show an interest in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politics are immediately deported
4. insolent whistleblowers receive their just desserts on deserted isles
2. news headlines usually include p-values
4. light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment
3. female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers
4. women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up
2. the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby @@LEADER@@ Pics" has made @@LEADER@@'s mom a celebrity
3. foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities
4. @@LEADER@@'s new office has a propensity to catch on fire
3. justice is blinding
1. pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ roads
2. doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license
1. some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them
2. rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers
1. getting a blood transfusion from @@A@@ @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ entitles a foreigner to citizenship
3. at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound
1. money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them
2. politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts
3. NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people
2. doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality
1. women across the country are tying the knot
4. on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant
2. it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language
3. the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters
5. Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned
1. victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians
2. would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here"
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ seem to be catching more chills
1. kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named"
4. women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets
1. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
2. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
3. the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass"
4. glassy-eyed @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command
3. epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent
1. one does not simply walk into the tundra
2. cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles
1. going on a diet invalidates your passport
4. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
2. single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans
5. frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it
4. citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious
1. toddler groups have taken over local libraries
2. parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be'
3. the love has gone in @@NAME@@
3. punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up
3. state media insists that @@LEADER@@ is the most fashionable leader in @@REGION@@
2. the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake
1. members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names
3. slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in @@NAME@@
4. it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman
4. everyone apparently sends @@LEADER@@ hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child
2. it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon
4. the term "Native @@DEMONYMNOUN@@" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority
3. jaywalking will put an end to a family tree
2. prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up
4. Calvinball training often involves digging escape tunnels
2. the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks"
1. every day's an auto-de-fé day
2. anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased
4. the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation
3. jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians
1. pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts
3. there's no weight to modern politics
1. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
2. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
3. this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething
4. helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage
5. saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense
1. the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across @@NAME@@
4. the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms
1. television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment
1. captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship
3. ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain
1. insanely good theatre productions face government censorship
1. studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done"
3. choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?"
1. wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code
3. new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark
4. new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark
1. the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers
2. a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA
3. grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths
1. engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy
2. sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street
1. a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows
4. once-vitriolic celebrity chefs are now known for giving encouraging hugs to aspiring cooks
5. Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget
2. the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag
5. classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children
4. people forget to eat because they are too busy singing @@LEADER@@'s praises
1. forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies
3. Bambi has been banned
1. the homeless more often beg for mercy than money
3. there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance
2. withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats
1. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ twitch nervously at the sight of nuns
2. teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty
5. exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ husbands are dead good at fathering kids
2. worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban
2. government statistics suggest 115% of the population love @@LEADER@@
3. taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days
2. children usually cry on their first day of school
3. children usually cry on their first day of school
1. the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment
1. male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed
1. giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls
4. overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters
2. most towns have their @@LEADER@@ High School located on @@LEADER@@ Street
2. jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies
1. convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail
2. fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising
3. some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight
3. extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary
1. employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired
2. there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day
4. supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials
1. citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason
2. the only women behind bars are barmaids
2. taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death
3. taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death
1. newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'
3. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
4. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
5. the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine
2. the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me
3. wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests
1. museum employees look down on short people
3. praying before a battle is a court-martial offence
1. escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'
3. being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism
1. devotion to God is only skin-deep
2. religious households enthusiastically use whips in private
4. kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school
5. kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school
5. noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across
3. female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'
3. drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough
2. anyone interested in the stock market is investigated
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
1. families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country
2. people are bored of easy crossword puzzles
3. pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits
3. constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths
1. funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals
1. EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise
3. the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain
3. a new "thought police" branch is being developed
4. even snitches get stitches
5. citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about @@LEADER@@
2. works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures
2. statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families
3. pregnant women make easy targets
4. the tobacco industry has burnt out
3. children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes
1. gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood
2. gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood
4. gay men commonly complain about their time of the month
5. homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality
2. hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
1. masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery
3. men stare at wall-pictures of @@LEADER@@'s face when they visit public urinals
1. the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners
1. there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days
1. there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows
3. parents are really careful to pick the right gun for their kids' birthdays
4. it turns out that the government can have your guns by prying them out of your warm living hands
1. newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names
3. public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment
2. signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés
4. adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters
5. heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return
3. confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges
1. anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves
3. people make a career out of medical voyeurism
3. diaper sales are up
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
3. left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks
1. wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles
4. the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic
2. visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
3. genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee
3. the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape
4. only persecuted professionals need apply
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are
1. the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days
1. getting an autograph has become harder than ever
3. people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled
4. people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled
4. when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions
3. not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks
1. nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more
3. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
4. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
1. evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right
1. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
2. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
2. rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay
3. pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked
1. nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue
2. minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one
3. small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is
2. super-powered zombies parade through the streets of @@CAPITAL@@
3. the youth vote is only counted when kindergarten teachers ask who drew the best picture
2. pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches
3. the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby"
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
1. in court almost every witness is a hostile witness
1. lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs
3. what happens in court stays in court
4. jury duty means front row seats to a spectacular show
2. stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults
4. begun the Clone Wars have
3. a lot of glass windows have needed replacing recently
1. children seem to be getting better at lying these days
3. the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition
1. students do more community service than homework
3. people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service
4. record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce
1. the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans
1. dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings
6. immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
1. soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers
2. military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**
3. infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark
1. the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force
2. battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out
3. a soldier's body is a temple
4. a soldier's body is a temple
5. a soldier's body is a temple
6. a soldier's body is a temple
2. lottery winners spend most of their money on security
3. signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes
4. the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give
5. people are always able to look each other in the eye
3. engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats
4. engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats
5. you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally
6. you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally
5. the only trips @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are allowed to take are the ones caused by hallucinogens
1. the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead
3. exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands
1. pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card
1. they who do not work shall not eat
1. twelfth-generation @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are deported for not knowing @@LEADER@@'s childhood nickname
2. advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five
4. the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi
1. defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were
3. @@LEADER@@ is considering changing the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag to one with more glitter
1. parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park
1. the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem"
3. urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate
2. children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name
3. professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials
4. the full title of Hon @@LEADER@@ Vcte Mgve MF @@TYPEINITIALS@@@@NAMEINITIALS@@LM GC@@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@E runs to several pages
3. tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends
3. using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
1. asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes
4. Big Belly is watching you
4. engineers are reinventing the wheel
2. girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag
4. nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents
3. slavers are real nutters
2. teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones
2. faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation
3. neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise
1. paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs
1. citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions
5. science fiction is seen as the leading cause of mental breakdowns
2. tax avoidance is a serious affair
2. quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces
2. men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them
3. parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs
3. man-love is banned in the name of His love
1. TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews
3. the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long
3. delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten
3. @@LEADER@@'s campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves
3. knowledge is power
1. the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus
1. even God cannot save you in @@NAME@@
3. illegal immigration remains a hot topic
1. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
2. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
3. those who cut young children are told to cut it out
2. greenhouses are regularly raided by the police
2. doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen
3. doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen
1. middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians
2. there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety
3. expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion
2. older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down
2. cat memes without alt text are now illegal
1. it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves
3. Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots
3. asking a friend if they like watermelons is a potentially criminal act
2. children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion
3. foreign ambassadors are accused of stealing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ jobs
4. gated communities have guards to keep their residents in
5. you can't spell society without CIS
1. building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure
3. the banhammer is a standard police sidearm
10. @@LEADER@@ is generally seen as a know-it-all (@@EGG@@)
1. contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art
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anti-smoking policies | |
Gained from:2. an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban
4. politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public
4. the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
2. worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban
4. the tobacco industry has burnt out
3. citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz
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Removed by:1. shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves
3. zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets
1. peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government policy
2. @@LEADER@@ lights cigars with a hundred-@@CURRENCY@@ bill
3. there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy"
4. slackers at work are told to "crack on with it"
4. adverts urge @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ to "reach for a ciggy instead of your supper"
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avant-garde cinema | |
Gained from:1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
1. studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done"
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Removed by:11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
1. '@@ANIMAL@@nado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie
3. movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise
1. "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster
5. "Citizen Godfather Part IV: Gone with the Rosebud" is dominating the box office
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aversion to nipples | |
Gained from:2. nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure
4. prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate
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Removed by:1. female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast
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avowedly heterosexual populace | |
Gained from:3. homosexuality is a crime punishable by death
4. hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight
1. every day's an auto-de-fé day
5. homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are
1. little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police
3. man-love is banned in the name of His love
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Removed by:3. same-sex marriages are increasingly common
5. the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy
7. the nation's favourite colour is pink (@@EGG@@)
2. political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations
3. robosexual marriages are increasingly common
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
1. sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming
2. sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming
3. boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'
1. women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands
5. love is in the air
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ban on automobiles | |
Gained from:1. cars are banned
3. cars have been banned
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
2. white-collar unemployment skyrockets as the suburbs are not within bicycling distance to work (@@EGG@@)
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
5. mail and shipped goods take forever to get to buyers
5. mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals
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Removed by:1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
2. crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
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barren, inhospitable landscape | |
Gained from:3. @@NAME@@ has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados
3. surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
1. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
2. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
4. the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity
Sometimes gained from:2. bicyclists are banned from major roads
3. the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts
2. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
3. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
2. a nation-wide cull of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ is in effect
1. the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars
1. marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home
1. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
2. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
5. the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas
4. citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes
1. punitive tariffs protect local industry
2. there are no minimum wage laws
4. the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid
4. government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries
1. the government seizes all major gold finds
2. citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens
1. billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are being blown on orbital weapons development
1. the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
1. the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments
2. factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas
2. vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres
3. protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations
1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
1. the @@NAME@@ Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise
4. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
5. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
2. woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
1. government spending has hit an all-time low
2. scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway
2. a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high
1. pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil
3. suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns
2. cities are engulfed by smog
3. many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space
1. traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways
2. new urban roads are threatening city parks
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
1. citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages
1. the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril
1. the studies of art and philosophy are banned
3. only the brainiest citizens become academics
2. suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence
3. corporations are either above the law or corrupting it
1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
4. native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting
4. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'
1. government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet
1. private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots
2. the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots
3. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
4. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
2. cremation is compulsory for the deceased
1. roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews
1. citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over @@NAME@@
2. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
3. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
3. the government has legalised small-scale capitalism
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped
2. the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night
1. hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in @@NAME@@'s many privately-owned prisons
1. reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors
5. people all over @@NAME@@ are dying of 'Mad @@ANIMAL@@ Disease'
1. the military struggles with recruitment
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
2. businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems
3. manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job
3. the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
3. all footpaths have tollbooths
1. abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand
3. the consumption of vegetables is illegal
2. nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba
3. neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in @@NAME@@
2. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
3. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
1. the number of students attending university has reached a record high
3. it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt
2. the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country
3. the public transport system has been eliminated
4. the public transport system has been eliminated
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
6. the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (@@EGG@@)
4. the world outside is only known of in folklore
1. nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers
2. rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria
4. DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects
2. Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer
2. the Great @@NAME@@ Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region
4. agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities
3. all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of @@CAPITAL@@
5. the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs
2. @@LEADER@@ has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw
1. the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy
2. the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy
5. the country is effectively ruled by large corporations and business consultants
3. the booming slave trade is now government-funded
1. citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want
1. the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion
3. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
5. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
1. renewable energy projects have ground to a halt
2. almost all of @@NAME@@'s water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices
1. the government is spending billions of taxpayer @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ to support "struggling" industries
2. cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
1. contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above
3. people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles
4. tourists flock from around the world to see @@NAME@@'s famed 'rainbow slums'
1. expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
2. seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways
5. tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens
5. the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills
1. CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears
1. environmentalists are staging large protests in front of reopened nuclear power plants
6. mandatory daycare is provided by the government
2. millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training
1. @@NAME@@ Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'
2. the @@NAMEINITIALS@@BI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays
1. a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly"
1. teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers
2. visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories
3. visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories
4. the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system
3. children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is
2. most people suffer from some form of hearing loss
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
5. groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'
2. prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress
3. citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow
4. citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow
5. residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes
5. tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets
4. Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park
4. the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'
1. money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy
2. the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself"
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
3. billions are being spent on a new island airport
1. governments opposing @@NAME@@ are beset by rebels
1. the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan
2. Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony
1. 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become @@LEADER@@'s new moniker
1. anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade
3. "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis
1. ponies are brutally murdered before being left to rot (@@EGG@@)
1. town welcome signs list corporate sponsors
3. bleach is the nation's most common pesticide
2. forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks
3. the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster
1. citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins
3. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
4. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
1. corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense
4. late night talk show hosts are having a field day over @@LEADER@@'s questionably sane new coalition partners
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
4. @@ANIMAL@@ sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites
1. hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide
1. tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless
2. the giant 80-storey carving of @@LEADER@@ in Mount Rushless can be seen from space
1. the looming peasant rebellion has been called off after farming was legalized
2. the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused
4. the native owl population is in permanent hibernation
4. the country has essentially become @@POPULATION@@ nations within a nation
1. scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls
4. the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences
1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
3. idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
2. penal labor is a de facto death sentence
1. tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense
1. @@LEADER@@ shrugs in the face of growing inequalities
1. auditors are gutting every governmental department
2. the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping
1. the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides
4. Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military unleashed its biological weapons
3. hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence
2. a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day
4. personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability
1. freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink
3. model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf"
2. maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter
3. decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have replaced bears in a popular idiom
2. motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to
3. illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
2. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
3. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
4. carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing
1. the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity
4. global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect @@NAME@@ of supplying extremist groups
2. giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide
2. every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor
3. eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance
3. failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside
3. the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder
1. @@LEADER@@ has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished
4. subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes
1. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
2. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
4. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
5. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
1. the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low
3. 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Space Agency
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
1. economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society
3. children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
3. kids are exceptionally good at digging holes
4. funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience
4. @@NAME@@'s growing economy feeds on the nation's ever-declining greenery
5. @@NAME@@'s growing economy feeds on the nation's ever-declining greenery
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
4. sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight
3. burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime
6. @@LEADER@@ often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers
6. a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man
1. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
2. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
3. trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes
4. libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands
2. the country is littered with broken homes
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
2. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
3. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
1. forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left
4. disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire
1. formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming
2. the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
3. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
4. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
2. East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural @@NAME@@
2. major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment
4. corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague
5. grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines
4. it is a silent spring in @@NAME@@
4. where your food came from is an unknowable mystery
2. no one knows how to tie a reef knot
1. no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium
3. indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits
3. unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne
1. 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail
3. home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks
1. panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies
3. smog in @@CAPITAL@@ is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors
2. the industries of @@NAME@@ are coughing all the way to the bank
4. toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam"
1. wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts
1. the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?"
3. a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away
3. people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour
5. the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production
2. the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame
3. the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame
2. distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water
1. citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets
2. children keel over while singing "@@LEADER@@ Gives Us the Water of Life"
3. children keel over while singing "@@LEADER@@ Gives Us the Water of Life"
4. safe drinking water is considered a luxury
5. poverty is disloyal to the Motherland
6. the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery
2. citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing
1. a serf by any other name works just as hard
2. the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags
3. it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes
2. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
3. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
4. interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CB@@NAMEINITIALS@@ Governor goes house hunting
1. wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high
2. the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
1. broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business
2. historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre
5. the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers
1. exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting
2. exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting
3. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
4. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
6. aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice
2. the military will start wars with other nations on a lark
1. no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it
3. condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals
3. half of @@NAME@@ just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite
2. the weather in @@CAPITAL@@ is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'
1. business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ emissions at all
2. industry leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ emissions at all
5. @@LEADER@@ has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony
3. most @@CURRENCY@@ coins are riddled with bite marks
5. the barter economy has taken over as the @@CURRENCY@@ has become worthless
1. dentists routinely perform open heart surgery
1. dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'
2. dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia
3. double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase
4. many believe climate change is a liberal media fiction
3. the entirety of @@LEADER@@'s administration can be crammed into a phone booth
1. the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash
4. it is often said that only @@LEADER@@ could bring down Dàguó
3. neighboring nations are tired of @@LEADER@@'s big fish stories
4. neighboring nations are tired of @@LEADER@@'s big fish stories
5. the single fish caught by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ fishers last year is cited as evidence of @@NAME@@'s thriving fisheries
5. nobody is forced to join the armed forces
2. vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mussels the biggest in @@REGION@@
5. the nation is devoted to world peas
2. the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire
3. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat"
2. for just a few extra @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can get new driving records with their new cars
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ visiting rural Southern @@ANIMAL@@ Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee
4. hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport
1. ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ beaches
3. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
4. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
2. chocolate in @@NAME@@ has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers
4. lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to
1. the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches
9. government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'
2. the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP
3. military training in @@NAME@@ emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs
4. the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient
1. there's a hole in the heart of every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ city
2. property subletting is going underground
3. residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels
4. cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on @@LEADER@@'s desk
2. people who question what bunker construction has to do with economic reform tend to disappear
5. the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall
4. old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore
1. road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans
2. bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls
1. the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
5. the only place where one can see the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cherry tree is in a museum
1. the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
3. atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified
2. theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
3. the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear
3. it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast
2. write-in candidate '@@LEADER@@ Sucks' is perennially popular
4. it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to @@LEADER@@
2. everybody's got wood thanks to @@LEADER@@
3. reddish-brown is the new black
2. crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic
1. drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars
1. fish with fish chips have become the new @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ food staple
4. the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society
4. every political office comes fitted with a typewriter and an old filing cabinet
2. the banshee wail foretells skies of death
4. the government has been criticized for giving away @@NAME@@'s territory to anyone who claims it
1. wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals
2. there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools
3. there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools
4. allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors
2. gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink
4. movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens
4. multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
4. citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious
1. toddler groups have taken over local libraries
2. millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded @@CAPITAL@@ with effluent
1. members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names
3. slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in @@NAME@@
2. the newest shade developed by @@NAME@@'s dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'
3. the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay
2. former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks
1. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are wondering where have all the flowers gone
3. surf's up and hypothermia's down
3. the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered
1. Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies
3. official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis
2. it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets
4. the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere
5. the nation has learned that pulling out is messy
2. frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback
2. the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away
3. the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing
4. the nation excels at displacement
5. the nation excels at displacement
1. thrift shops are closing their doors
4. kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television
2. residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts
3. the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
2. scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access
2. grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving
3. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
4. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
2. choking on @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ is a leading cause of death for wild animals
1. most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade
3. extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary
4. legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak
2. an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety
2. the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me
2. ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
1. the government considers the rising number of McRonald's fast food restaurants to be great progress
1. colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation
2. the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery
4. tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities
1. the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene
3. the well-to-do in @@REGION@@ are never on time for important appointments
5. citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping
3. garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids
4. the nation's iron imports are booming
2. children are encouraged to chase pigeons
3. only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive
1. new pests have been imported into @@NAME@@
4. the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending
2. the cycle of extinction and rebirth is never ending
3. the old neighbourhood isn't how most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ remember it
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
3. genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee
1. phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters
4. blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems
1. sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls
3. photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls
1. "Surfin' @@TYPEINITIALS@@@@NAMEINITIALS@@" is a hit
2. it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise
4. polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?"
3. @@LEADER@@ has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space
1. cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon
2. the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution
4. record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
7. skyscrapers get built in just days
3. people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time
2. sometimes a single pallbearer is all you need
3. would-be mescaline users often describe a crawling sensation on their skin
1. the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime
3. space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across @@NAME@@
4. scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space
4. the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have become death, the destroyer of worlds
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have become death, the destroyer of worlds
1. the government hopes austerity will lead to prosperity
3. the @@CURRENCY@@ is worth its weight in gold
3. people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule
2. the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants
1. recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order
4. the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from @@LEADER@@'s rear echelons
3. requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions
1. if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise
3. slavers are real nutters
3. the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes
1. the digital money revolution has cashed out
2. foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas
3. money grows on trees
1. returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site
2. @@LEADER@@ can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini
3. @@LEADER@@ can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine
4. @@LEADER@@'s used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition
1. the government has declared "all your rigs are belong to us"
2. the government enables frack addiction
3. noises of neighbourhood generators have pierced the sound of silence
1. the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up
3. biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements
4. dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty
3. unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims
2. the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags
1. half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach
3. birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers
2. the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas
4. the @@ANIMAL@@ has a hungry look
4. spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps
1. coastlines are giant slag heaps
3. work stinks
4. work stinks
2. certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside
3. certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside
7. the tallest mountains are adorned with roller coasters
3. families burn @@LEADER@@'s latest official photograph to keep warm
2. the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet
3. shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris
2. teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living
3. teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living
2. foreign workers are flooding in as @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ flood out
2. equality looks curiously unequal
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1. all industry is owned and run by the government
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
2. public nudity is compulsory
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ is a protected species
2. all recreational drugs are legal
3. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
3. all tariffs have been abolished
1. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
3. a government program is underway to revitalize @@NAME@@'s beaches
2. the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
3. the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations
3. the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
6. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have more rights than the average citizen
1. territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy
3. the number of children one can have is restricted by law
1. prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
2. police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races
4. local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food"
1. the @@ANIMAL@@ is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction
3. the only places to see @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ now are at local zoos
3. computers have been banned
3. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
4. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
1. flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys
1. all-natural foods are becoming a major fad
3. people are moving into treehouses in record numbers
2. the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system
4. riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens @@NAME@@'s stability
5. crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country
1. space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space
4. waste is frequently shipped to other countries
2. the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting
1. motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours
3. cars have been banned
1. wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct
3. @@ANIMAL@@ populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
4. the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime
2. the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work
1. large sections of @@NAME@@ have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there
5. a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world
2. the sound of wooden legs echo throughout @@NAME@@ after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax
5. there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
5. military service is compulsory
4. all weapon research has been banned
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
3. heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste
4. newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines
1. mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies
2. owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions
3. mostly women are seen and not heard
4. men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic
2. all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave
2. truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news
4. farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors
3. the nation's leader appoints ministers directly
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
1. almost all products in @@NAME@@ are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
4. homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel
7. young girls often attend the same schools as their children
3. strategic bombers are being converted into preschools
1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
2. illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory
4. @@NAME@@'s nuclear power is imported from neighbouring countries
5. nine out of ten citizens of @@NAME@@ answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation
1. mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined
4. closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants
5. @@NAME@@'s heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives
1. eminent domain has been abolished
3. the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
2. unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws
1. corporate lobbying has been outlawed
1. high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water
3. supermarkets and large corporate farms are a thing of the past
5. aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed
4. the crackdown on private property seems as endless as the government issued food stamp lines
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
1. shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned
2. the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics
4. the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services
2. the countryside is shrouded by wind farms
3. @@NAME@@ has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world
1. fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets
3. businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
2. survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport
5. trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'
4. midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population
1. people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales
3. the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas
4. fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists
1. new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in @@NAME@@ to be bombproof
3. the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
1. grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices
2. a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
3. businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders
4. the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation
4. island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
4. computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire
3. computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens"
1. noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law
1. workers have seized control of the economy
1. the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction
3. mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance
1. litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job
2. daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter
3. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
4. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
1. oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds
3. wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms
3. stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet
1. the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced
2. it's always rabbit season
3. invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie
1. the nation is now proudly cholera-free
3. unemployed butchers line the streets
4. harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
2. planespotters are emigrating in droves
1. toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan
1. the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight
2. government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons
4. towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries
4. veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations
2. the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook
3. factories grind to a halt every time there is an election
3. animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration
1. there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees
2. EpiPen sales have skyrocketed
5. the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero
3. a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit
1. job opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry
2. strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state
4. Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans
1. the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament
2. companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes
3. drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking
2. chickens roam the streets freely
4. food imports have skyrocketed after the recent 'Forage for Food' program severely backfired
3. tourists are forbidden to enter Native @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ lands
4. suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks
2. @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ facilities are being turned into @@ANIMAL@@ habitats
1. disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown
3. astronomers are flocking to @@NAME@@ to take advantage of its clear night skies
4. self-driving cars have been banned
3. the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster @@NAME@@ with trees
4. conspiracy theorists allege @@CAPITAL@@'s new subway map resembles Satanic symbols
2. the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
1. confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape
4. handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders
3. the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions
1. the once prosperous capital is in utter decline
2. virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in @@CAPITAL@@
2. criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program
3. the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast
2. the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes
3. citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper
1. @@CAPITAL@@'s main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
2. with great power generation comes great responsibility
3. nuclear physics is the most popular course at university
1. nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise
3. the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution
1. poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild
2. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
3. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
4. the endangered saltwater humpback @@ANIMAL@@ is only seen in captivity programs
1. every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead
3. park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets
1. fruit pickers with degrees in @@ANIMAL@@ psychology are a common sight
2. @@LEADER@@'s power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support
2. children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums
4. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
6. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
6. @@LEADER@@ is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls
3. modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format
2. kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers
4. falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods
3. sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer
1. maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords
4. fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose
3. debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields
3. @@LEADER@@ has been known to make speeches in fishing waders
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
3. beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially
5. economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism
4. future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence
1. genetic researchers have taken to conducting illegal experiments in secret lairs
4. scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science
2. environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course
3. the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon
4. landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks
5. excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside
3. vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'
4. government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables
4. swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds
1. hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings
3. severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land
1. corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics
1. military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft
2. a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine
3. foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that @@NAME@@ will pay them to stop
5. remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders
3. there are no bananas today in @@NAME@@
2. commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year
5. derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels
1. Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping
3. truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills
2. the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape
3. truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned
1. local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities
2. unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves
2. school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel
2. the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills
4. the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble
3. coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk
1. citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee
3. carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk
2. parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife
1. schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more
2. proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones
4. calling shotgun on the front seat too many days in a row is seen as a crime against social equality
5. huge explosions in the sky are a daily occurrence in the cities
2. both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade
3. the nation burns bridges with neighbours who burn their rainforest
1. it's rare to find an unchewed pencil
4. Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume
1. the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake
1. a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water
3. @@LEADER@@ has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances
1. families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain
1. glamping @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi
1. bike rage is all the rage
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
1. increasing numbers of children in @@NAME@@ have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers
2. nocturnal burglars are grateful for the convenient beverages on welcoming doorsteps
3. supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets
4. state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets
1. the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story
1. extreme hiring regulations mean a job in @@NAME@@ is often a lifetime appointment
3. solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers
4. businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections
3. workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings
1. endangered species are effective hostages against the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military
3. the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness
4. Air @@NAME@@ tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel
1. park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers
2. gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up
1. the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning
2. there's never enough space in space
1. it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors
3. authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets
3. tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends
3. the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills
4. with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof
2. ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences
4. immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs
3. the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper
4. doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures
1. Formula One cars in @@NAME@@ boast 56 miles per gallon
2. the country's motorways are surprisingly quiet
5. mail and shipped goods take forever to get to buyers
3. @@ANIMAL@@-wagons to @@CAPITAL@@ are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads
3. rubber stamp emojis are the new craze
2. the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment
1. demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked
2. tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward
1. it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into @@NAME@@
3. concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods
3. there is a law against "filthy foreign food"
1. where there's smoke there's the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Forestry Department
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
3. it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven
4. women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to
1. urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens
2. ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths
3. cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags
1. it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle
2. CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet
3. commercial ships often report keel and hull damage from coral reef impacts
2. people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
4. stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend
6. manufacturers are annoyed that they're not allowed to dump industrial waste into the nearest lake any more
1. the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state
4. the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations
1. the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem
1. antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were
6. they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result
2. a stitch in time could see you serving nine
5. pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy
6. the Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in @@NAME@@
1. restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints
3. mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants
3. many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace
1. CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show
2. home renovation shows are increasingly popular
4. televangelists often claim they can cure your Lupus if you donate enough money
6. hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead"
2. citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office
1. foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election"
1. one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber
4. explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase
4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
3. workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning
4. army regiments supporting different football teams are a frequent cause of friendly fire incidents
3. foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities
2. radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species
3. horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of @@NAME@@
4. environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune
5. the horniness of the great-horned @@ANIMAL@@ is considered a national priority
3. strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down
4. the libraries of @@NAME@@ are staffed by lone, lonely librarians
5. mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals
1. pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers
1. too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth
1. pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit
2. bins outnumber trees in city parks
4. people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
3. posters on '@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Values' advise against being proud of @@NAME@@
3. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices
5. panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet
4. it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman
1. many in @@NAME@@ are born in the purple
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers
1. businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over
1. the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose
2. the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles
2. putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike
1. mechanics are often exhausted by their work
3. when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint
2. the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war
3. the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war
1. supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale
3. state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay
1. being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill
3. garden flower shows rarely smell of roses
4. there is something rotten in the state of @@NAME@@
1. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
2. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
3. this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething
4. it's illegal to blow things up
6. hordes of tourists are ruining the environment
2. if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ satellites can detect it
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
1. the statue in the @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ Plaza has a solar panel for a hat
1. patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water
2. health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water
2. it's illegal to exterminate cockroaches
1. courses on ornithology and apiology are surprisingly popular
1. construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground
2. nations that kill @@A@@ @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ can expect a strongly worded letter
1. old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones
3. taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days
2. the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
1. a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat"
4. overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters
3. workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year
2. the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard
1. trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews
3. citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones
1. farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land
3. wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests
1. father-son fishing trips have been banned
3. fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit
3. female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'
2. neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
2. foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with @@LEADER@@
1. government projects are full of waste
4. sleeping on the job is recommended
3. children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes
5. people have become comfortably numb
1. the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners
5. the incidence of wrist sprains is falling
5. hay has been added to school cafeteria menus
1. nobody knows why the caged @@ANIMAL@@ sings
2. little girls are in tears as @@LEADER@@ confiscates their pink princess ballgowns
3. annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous"
2. rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century
1. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
2. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
3. a petition to improve @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks
3. truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill
1. trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same
3. autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum
1. more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
2. ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks
4. cows graze until the wolves come home
4. proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger
3. most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears
4. children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids
1. power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky
4. an opal a day keeps the negative thoughts at bay
3. environmental legislation occurs cyclically
1. they who do not work shall not eat
5. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
6. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
1. helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens
6. angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes
1. parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park
2. public parks are on the upswing
3. the government has seized the means of recreation
1. the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem"
3. urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate
4. trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
5. trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
1. a speech a day keeps climate change away
3. undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
1. @@LEADER@@ arrives at international summits with a white cane
3. attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful
2. it turns out you can teach cats new tricks
3. endangered species face obesity instead of extinction
1. @@LEADER@@ is called 'Patches' at international summits
1. diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout
3. religion makes people horny
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
2. penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'
1. travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing
1. pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security
4. citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm
5. @@LEADER@@ always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms
3. neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise
2. foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take
3. thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks
2. environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests
3. at least 4 unique companies in @@NAME@@ claim to sell Eckie-Cola
1. beggars lack pockets for spare change
3. government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains
2. the treehouse in @@ANIMAL@@ Park is the tallest building in @@NAME@@
4. residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling
3. home renovation projects take decades to complete
4. community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home
1. eating kids as food has been enshrined in law
3. delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten
3. the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion
1. middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians
2. there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety
3. visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage
1. factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections
2. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
3. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
2. people don't want any foreign rubbish
1. national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings
5. the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people
5. @@LEADER@@ has been nicknamed 'Robomop'
4. the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track
4. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ doors require a Ph.D. to open
3. doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis
4. umbrellas are back in fashion
3. orange juice has been renamed yellow juice
1. odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas
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burgeoning @@ANIMAL@@ population | |
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closed borders | |
Gained from:4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
4. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
Sometimes gained from:1. a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
5. crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country
4. the world outside is only known of in folklore
6. the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive
3. citizens are forbidden from leaving the country
1. people who have lived their entire lives in @@NAME@@ are shocked to discover that they are not citizens
1. the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day
3. a giant 'No Entry' sign is being erected at the borders of @@NAME@@
7. homogenous restaurants all have very similar menus
4. citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious
2. holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in
3. there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance
2. colours are running as @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ take on their own laundry
4. the ethnic makeup of the nation is as bland as the food
3. there's no more bridging into @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ ports
3. a lot of glass windows have needed replacing recently
5. the only trips @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are allowed to take are the ones caused by hallucinogens
3. foreign ambassadors are accused of stealing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ jobs
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Removed by:5. immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ pensions
2. half of @@NAME@@'s doctors can't speak the language
3. half of @@NAME@@'s doctors can't speak the language
12. the nation loves all colours indiscriminately (@@EGG@@)
1. census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in @@NAME@@ after the ban on emigration was lifted
3. emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand
1. former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom
1. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
2. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
3. Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies
4. Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies
1. the tightness of border controls in @@NAME@@ leave a little to be desired
1. a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to @@LEADER@@
3. terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban
4. traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers
5. traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers
2. the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food
3. the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food
2. an extra-long museum is being built to house the old border wall
3. refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from
3. classes at @@CAPITAL@@ University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day
4. classes at @@CAPITAL@@ University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day
5. the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free
3. even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs
4. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
5. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
5. the immigration system seems to favor young unmarried women
4. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
5. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
3. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
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complete absence of social welfare | |
Gained from:3. many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight
Sometimes gained from:1. the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars
1. the government is reining in public spending
4. citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes
2. the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore
4. government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries
1. gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation
1. homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
1. government spending has hit an all-time low
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
2. senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour
2. suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence
1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
4. senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories
1. government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet
2. record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
2. almost half of the child population live rough on the streets
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
1. the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
6. the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (@@EGG@@)
3. boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers
3. citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors
2. most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists
5. the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs
2. @@LEADER@@ has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw
5. the country is effectively ruled by large corporations and business consultants
3. homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property
4. citizens who become homeless are immediately executed
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
1. citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want
1. the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion
2. thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break
1. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
2. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
1. expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
5. the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills
3. disaster victims are viewed with disdain
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
2. curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net
2. insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways
2. charity no longer begins at home
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
2. there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison
1. town welcome signs list corporate sponsors
2. drowning sailors are hung out to dry
3. the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster
4. late night talk show hosts are having a field day over @@LEADER@@'s questionably sane new coalition partners
4. the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs
4. the country has essentially become @@POPULATION@@ nations within a nation
1. @@LEADER@@ shrugs in the face of growing inequalities
4. @@LEADER@@'s new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face'
3. the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers
3. Maxtopians dominate the nation's military hierarchy
2. @@A@@ @@REGION@@ Tourist Association survey has rated @@NAME@@ #1 for number twos
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have replaced bears in a popular idiom
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
4. board shorts have replaced board rooms
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
2. justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag
2. children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
5. grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines
1. a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight
3. robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones
4. health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water
3. tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments
3. the government believes in trickle-down happiness
2. more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself
3. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
1. it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children
5. the barter economy has taken over as the @@CURRENCY@@ has become worthless
3. double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase
3. the entirety of @@LEADER@@'s administration can be crammed into a phone booth
4. lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to
9. government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'
4. the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient
3. children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
4. the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness
1. women across the country are tying the knot
4. on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant
4. multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
2. destitute athletes are forced to train in the street
4. paraplegics are told to walk it off
1. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
2. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
2. it is said that @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ woman's work is never done
4. the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending
2. social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
2. the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution
2. veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
4. spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins
3. foundling babies rarely make it off the doorsteps they are abandoned on
2. immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps
5. conflicted @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mamas cry 'cause - if there's one thing they don't need - it's another hungry mouth to feed
5. real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens
1. the government hopes austerity will lead to prosperity
3. unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims
3. families burn @@LEADER@@'s latest official photograph to keep warm
2. equality looks curiously unequal
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Removed by:3. politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate
4. the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty
4. Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans
4. the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded
3. the blind lead the blind in social welfare
Sometimes removed by:1. all industry is owned and run by the government
2. the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs
2. education and welfare spending are on the rise
3. a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate
1. the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees
2. refugees from other nations are flocking to @@NAME@@'s border
1. the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments
2. factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas
2. re-education centers are being added to most prisons
3. criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers
4. local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food"
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
1. retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites
2. the sound of wooden legs echo throughout @@NAME@@ after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax
1. parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads
2. skateparks can be found in every city
2. convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
1. the government seizes the property of the recently deceased
3. welfare funding has recently gone through the roof
3. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
4. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
2. the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system
3. the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country
3. strategic bombers are being converted into preschools
1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
1. the number of students attending university has reached a record high
3. the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'
2. unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws
1. the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms
2. the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms
2. rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria
2. the fire protection service is wholly government-funded
3. most citizens in @@NAME@@ are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government
4. the crackdown on private property seems as endless as the government issued food stamp lines
1. the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter
2. citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless
2. the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters
4. the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor
1. contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above
3. people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles
1. luxury brands target their advertising at the unemployed and homeless
2. workers who try to quit their jobs must first register with the welfare department
5. tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens
1. CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears
6. mandatory daycare is provided by the government
1. aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'
3. the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing
1. cheating spouses are required to undergo job training
4. government officials across @@NAME@@ are being "encouraged" to adopt @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to set an example for the populace
3. the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations
1. the government is flooded with compensation requests
2. new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen
1. the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers
2. many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery
3. many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery
2. pro-democracy regime change has been avoided
1. the government is funneling billions into Cape @@NAME@@ following the shuttle crash
3. soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business
1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
1. the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play
1. the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight
2. government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons
1. the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish
1. the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms
2. the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in @@CAPITAL@@ for fear of causing a fuss
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration
2. business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters
1. the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits
3. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation
2. the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens
2. government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success
4. political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act
1. the once prosperous capital is in utter decline
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. builders across @@NAME@@ are blocked up with orders for new public loos
3. the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution
4. unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands
3. children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants
1. lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work
3. pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers
1. the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy
1. former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom
2. the crispy fried liver of @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@ is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants
1. Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds
3. food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police
1. rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes
4. disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire
1. orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents
1. 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past
1. the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake
2. the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer
3. death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing
2. parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money
5. there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees @@HIS/HER@@ shadow
2. there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services
1. the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims
3. the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills
1. burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms
3. the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper
1. saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech
4. busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets
1. incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff
1. official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
4. the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops
5. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government claim that @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are oppressed out of love
1. the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster
3. atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified
1. the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits
7. orphanages are practically giving children away
2. people hearing voices that tell them to commit crimes are automatically assumed to be holy
4. corrupt paupers spend taxpayer @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on liquor and tobacco
3. therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
3. artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. the 'sing-a-long with @@LEADER@@' album is a popular souvenir
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
3. bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral
2. anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
1. it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder
1. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one
1. you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health
3. right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat
1. engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?"
1. the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause
5. the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free
1. modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes
4. constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas"
3. even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs
2. most believe 'tis better to give than to receive
3. most foreigners can't name the leader of @@NAME@@
2. ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks
4. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
5. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
1. students do more community service than homework
3. people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service
3. employers are keenest on employees who lack family values
1. war vets look after war animals
1. 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'
1. a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages
1. minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments
1. wishing you had children is considered a sign of child abuse
6. therapists advise women who are constantly stressed and tired to have another baby
1. the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
1. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
2. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
4. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
5. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
1. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
3. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
2. after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow
1. children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn
3. students spend the school year learning how great the education system is
1. major cities run on potato batteries
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
2. a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts
1. atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum
1. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
2. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
3. the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion
2. dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys"
3. doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis
3. the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless
3. teenagers can't go to the loo without an army of social workers watching their every movement
3. the word "alcohol" is a trauma trigger for children as young as five
3. gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools
5. government expenses are beyond compare
1. what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans
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complete lack of prisons | |
Gained from:2. all prisons have been eliminated
2. convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
3. public shaming is the bedrock of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ society
2. an eye for an eye leaves @@NAME@@ blind
3. justice is blinding
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Removed by:1. the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate
4. women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers
5. women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers
1. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun
3. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
4. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
1. commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations
2. commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations
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complete lack of public education | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:1. Harry Potter books are banned
1. the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars
1. the government is reining in public spending
4. citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes
4. government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries
1. funding for education has been redirected into the military
3. the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits
2. the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
4. teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them
3. X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low
1. government spending has hit an all-time low
4. libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés
2. the army's shirt ninja are the most feared assassins in the region
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
2. children have only the most basic of education
2. foreigners are treated with great suspicion
2. suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence
1. government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
1. the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate
5. the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father"
2. universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes
4. closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants
6. the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (@@EGG@@)
5. the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs
2. @@LEADER@@ has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw
3. theoretical science is only theoretical
1. citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want
1. the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion
5. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
6. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
5. the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
3. women are kept out of work but at least dinner is served on time
2. most academic research has ground to a halt
2. mollycoddled youths run the country
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
3. parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence
1. town welcome signs list corporate sponsors
3. bleach is the nation's most common pesticide
4. late night talk show hosts are having a field day over @@LEADER@@'s questionably sane new coalition partners
4. the country has essentially become @@POPULATION@@ nations within a nation
3. the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers
1. schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups
2. schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money
3. it turns out that money can buy you happiness
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
4. science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters
3. the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media
4. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
6. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
3. children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
3. kids are exceptionally good at digging holes
1. the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions
4. according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color
5. only @@LEADER@@'s friends count in the eyes of the government
4. fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
2. oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys
2. no one knows how to tie a reef knot
3. home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks
1. a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight
3. the government believes in trickle-down happiness
2. the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award
5. the barter economy has taken over as the @@CURRENCY@@ has become worthless
3. double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase
3. the entirety of @@LEADER@@'s administration can be crammed into a phone booth
8. schools are forbidden to teach anything that might paint the government in a negative light
1. blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued
4. lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to
5. the government's official stance on scientific inquiry is 'there's no question so big that it can't be ignored'
4. the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient
5. the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate"
3. one-word headlines are the norm in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ newspapers
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
1. marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
1. parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework
2. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
3. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
4. high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers
5. students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50
4. the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness
4. education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?"
4. the libraries of @@NAME@@ are staffed by lone, lonely librarians
3. the current TV ratings hit is "Keeping Up With The @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@"
4. multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks
1. children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer
2. children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
3. many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were
1. engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?"
2. college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper
3. classes at @@CAPITAL@@ University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day
4. classes at @@CAPITAL@@ University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day
2. people are bored of easy crossword puzzles
3. a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
4. the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending
3. populations of two-headed @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites
3. a petition to improve @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks
3. most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears
2. teenagers sit around on their butts all day
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
5. conflicted @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mamas cry 'cause - if there's one thing they don't need - it's another hungry mouth to feed
4. the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi
1. @@LEADER@@'s new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
3. brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports
3. unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims
3. the government prefers to leave the past buried
2. equality looks curiously unequal
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Removed by:1. the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year
Sometimes removed by:2. the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller
1. all industry is owned and run by the government
2. education and welfare spending are on the rise
3. citizens select which government department gets their income tax @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ each year
3. preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime
1. a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway
1. scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied @@ANIMAL@@
3. religious classes are compulsory for all school students
4. morality classes are compulsory for all school students
2. the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending
3. the government spends millions of tax @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools
1. people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight
4. the government pours millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ into rehabilitation programs annually
3. schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students
1. a National Academy regulates grammar and usage
2. children are raised bilingual from an early age
2. re-education centers are being added to most prisons
3. criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers
1. UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news
3. @@NAME@@'s free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand
1. libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars
3. all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
1. the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces
1. the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children
3. the education system is famed for its taxing exams
1. citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
2. the sound of wooden legs echo throughout @@NAME@@ after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax
4. children are sent to either religious or secular schools
2. convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
1. the government seizes the property of the recently deceased
2. several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation
3. children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life
1. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
2. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
3. strategic bombers are being converted into preschools
1. more and more students are taking up a career in medicine
2. illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory
1. the number of students attending university has reached a record high
3. it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt
3. the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'
3. international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (@@EGG@@)
3. religious education is a new government priority
5. the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication
4. agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities
1. construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway
4. the crackdown on private property seems as endless as the government issued food stamp lines
2. the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters
3. the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative
1. students cut up leftover @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ during Arts and Crafts
2. students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak
2. students abandon classrooms for online education
1. the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects
1. citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy
2. the government is buying children's books by the thousands
3. the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners
2. new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen
3. every street in the nation contains at least three law firms
6. getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter
3. soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business
1. troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto
1. mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field
1. helicopter parenting is on the rise
1. the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime
3. school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices
1. the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight
4. science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous
2. government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons
2. government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience
1. the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure
1. army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers
1. even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious
3. it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated
3. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
4. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
2. parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away
1. colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Liberator"
3. teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank
3. meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances
2. the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education
1. country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized
3. the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions
1. every workday begins with group therapy
1. the once prosperous capital is in utter decline
1. high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate
2. children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand
1. citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos
2. the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa
4. @@CAPITAL@@ has become the number one destination for urban exploration in @@REGION@@
5. meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry
5. students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
3. young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery
4. no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed
3. nuclear physics is the most popular course at university
1. every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead
3. advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines
2. church and state are inseparable in their influence on education
1. young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus
3. failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside
1. every week is blindness awareness week
2. children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums
1. popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs
1. urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts
2. signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles
2. no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police
2. intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works
3. people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy
1. the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life
4. political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions
1. @@LEADER@@'s luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site
1. former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
3. out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies
3. taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy
1. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
2. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
2. male tourists tend to be fearful of @@NAME@@'s deadly femme fatales
5. excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside
7. you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly
1. the nation has nearly as many history museums as @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
1. orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents
1. squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal
1. disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects
3. children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife
2. disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@'s kindness
1. Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping
3. truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills
2. the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters
2. earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss
2. cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high
3. the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail
1. edutainment video games are taking @@NAME@@'s students to the next level
2. @@LEADER@@'s office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader
1. the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake
3. tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments
2. graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'
1. serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
1. five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes
3. songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti
3. fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate
1. park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers
2. undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected
3. posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft'
3. soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued
4. only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise @@LEADER@@ on @@NAME@@'s coulrophobia epidemic
2. the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea
3. machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter
1. @@LEADER@@'s media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week
2. religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged
3. divorcees attending custody disputes tend to wear black-and-white zigzag patterns
2. telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm
2. employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
1. members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods
2. citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals
3. children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back
2. mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry
3. the new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock
3. students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic
3. citizens worry more about a split end than their deceased parent
2. cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement
1. museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts
2. education is transforming people into first-rate snobs
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
2. 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners
2. hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework
4. frat-house partying has become the national pastime
6. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card
2. a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry
2. student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come
3. just as students finish their homework it's time for school
4. international terrorists often get their weapons supply in @@NAME@@
3. boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'
3. even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love
2. farting etiquette is taught in schools
3. women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up"
4. women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up"
5. male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness
2. students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art
1. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
3. new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps
4. light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment
6. the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds
1. concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas"
1. the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds
1. some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them
4. all the playground's a stage for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ schoolchildren
5. chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on
6. hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on
2. rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers
3. strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down
1. textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be
3. the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters
2. scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new
4. kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents
2. schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ seem to be catching more chills
1. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
2. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
1. grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them
4. Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
3. posters on '@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Values' advise against being proud of @@NAME@@
1. seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma
4. schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse
2. trust-fund babies line up for places in community college
3. many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning
4. helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage
4. funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at
2. mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation
3. schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate
1. billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are spent to take high-quality photos of the @@ANIMAL@@ Nebula
1. a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
3. the book "Zen and the Art of Dog Maintenance" is inexplicably a worldwide success
2. girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes
3. a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers
3. foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather
2. children usually cry on their first day of school
3. children usually cry on their first day of school
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
2. five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars
2. male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room
1. giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls
3. video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality
3. the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought
1. the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces"
2. feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches list strained wrists as a common side effect
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches list strained wrists as a common side effect
2. students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework
3. babysitters are a thing of the past
2. politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority")
3. the aims of top-secret @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman
3. left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks
2. schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention
1. every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts
4. mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism
2. the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu
4. transgender and agender are on the education agenda
2. rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century
1. evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right
2. history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students
2. minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one
2. you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence
6. antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list
7. antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list
4. frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion
2. it needn't take a lot of snot and tears to fix a problem
4. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
5. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
2. the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework
3. even the lowest-level cheesemongers are required to pass @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Literature IV
2. grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit"
1. minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments
1. people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute
3. 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate
2. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
3. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
2. a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics
4. the only science is political science
1. parents dread their examinations more than their children
3. every school is receiving a brand new eraser
1. pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi
4. government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive
1. kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll
2. vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR
3. vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR
3. every citizen sounds like a television news anchor
1. teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath
2. children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again
1. you can tell when @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving
1. old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum
3. the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers
4. the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong
2. woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes
3. the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion
1. kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history
3. doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis
1. cheese lovers have a case of the bleus
1. citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles
2. citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles
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compulsory gun ownership | |
Gained from:1. gun ownership is compulsory
Sometimes gained from:1. metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm
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Removed by:1. kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles
2. the nation is completely gun-free
3. the streets are plagued with knife-wielding madmen
1. the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place
2. citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons
3. trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts
3. knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety
1. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
2. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
4. wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons
1. gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away
2. children cry as government officials steal their water pistols
4. staple guns are seen as intrinsically evil
4. it's no longer mandatory for armless amputees to own ironic side-arms
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compulsory military service | |
Gained from:2. the army's shirt ninja are the most feared assassins in the region
5. military service is compulsory
4. newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines
2. soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy
3. women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the @@TYPE@@
4. all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength
1. confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
4. handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders
2. the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'
1. retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies
3. military promises of adventure don't live up to the brochure for unwilling conscripts
4. army regiments supporting different football teams are a frequent cause of friendly fire incidents
1. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
2. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
4. the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic
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Removed by:1. the military struggles with recruitment
5. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
6. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
3. soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear
4. soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear
5. nobody is forced to join the armed forces
2. unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society
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compulsory vegetarianism | |
Gained from:3. vegetarianism is compulsory
6. the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters
3. unemployed butchers line the streets
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
5. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
6. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
4. proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger
3. delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten
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Removed by:1. abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand
3. the consumption of vegetables is illegal
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
4. the nation's iron imports are booming
3. the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes
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conspicuous electricity pylons | |
Gained from:4. @@NAME@@'s nuclear power is imported from neighbouring countries
Sometimes gained from:3. the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe
4. socialism gives everyone a share of the economy's growing carbon footprint
3. autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back
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Removed by:1. environmentalists are staging large protests in front of reopened nuclear power plants
3. there are no bananas today in @@NAME@@
3. there is a law against "filthy foreign food"
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
3. attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful
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daily referendums | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:2. the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year
1. @@NAME@@'s first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded
1. a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed
3. referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population
1. elections have recently been reintroduced to @@NAME@@
1. workers have seized control of the economy
3. corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers
4. widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of @@LEADER@@
3. the monarch's main official duty is christening ships
7. @@NAME@@ has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders
1. a TV celebrity dominates the nation's newest democratic political party
3. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
4. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
1. citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections
2. the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop
1. the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically
1. drawing straws has given way to straw polls
3. governance is once again the domain of the elite
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Removed by:3. elections have been outlawed
3. a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections
3. elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment
2. martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
3. the nation's leader appoints ministers directly
1. politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads
4. citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians
3. the government has repealed elections for fear of 'mob rule'
5. @@LEADER@@ is the self-declared God of all @@NAME@@
1. the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda
4. pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled
4. some members of Parliament are illiterate
3. the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained @@ANIMAL@@
5. the only things @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ vote on are cutest @@ANIMAL@@ competitions
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom
3. tyranny by any other name smells just as sour
1. propaganda posters remind citizens that 'opinions are treason'
5. a twice-bankrupted businessman's promotion to Minister of Finance has caused concern
3. the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment
4. government doublethinkers have declared that voting is slavery
4. the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice
3. the government has ended partisanship by ending elections
5. farmers trade ploughshares for swords when military sortition puts them in charge of regiments
4. the only legal elections are for student body president
4. the media only bothers polling the three most exclusive country clubs in the nation
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deadly medical pandemics | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:1. Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested
2. public nudity is compulsory
2. all recreational drugs are legal
2. genetic researchers have been expelled
2. organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region
2. organ donation rates have hit a new low
1. euthanasia is legal
3. eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas
1. major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day
2. psychological disorders are a taboo subject
3. women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners
1. the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments
4. city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people
5. the state subsidizes liposuction
1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
1. the @@NAME@@ Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise
4. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
5. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
1. gun ownership is compulsory
2. citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns
2. firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction
1. murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows
2. soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers
2. a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high
2. the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses
3. it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles
1. corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products
1. sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high
3. government-run brothels can be found on every street corner
3. the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
1. 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink
3. reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up
1. appendix transplant figures have recently doubled
3. the insurance industry is outlawed
1. the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril
3. traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu
3. politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate
4. senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories
1. government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet
3. abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics
4. families are only permitted to have one child
1. shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves
3. zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets
4. the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form
2. the roads are virtually falling apart
1. citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over @@NAME@@
2. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
3. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
2. the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night
3. soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training
2. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
3. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
4. most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists
4. hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey
1. the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned
5. people all over @@NAME@@ are dying of 'Mad @@ANIMAL@@ Disease'
1. @@NAME@@'s fine wines are renowned throughout the region
2. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
3. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
1. immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites
2. Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances
2. blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest
3. manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
2. nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure
5. the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father"
6. soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads
7. young girls often attend the same schools as their children
3. the well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute
4. healthcare funding has been cut
1. abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand
3. the consumption of vegetables is illegal
2. nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba
2. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
3. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
5. insomnia is slowly turning everyone insane
1. the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists
6. the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points
4. the flesh-eating lost souls that wander at night serve as a major tourist attraction (@@EGG@@)
5. the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (@@EGG@@)
6. the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (@@EGG@@)
4. the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour
1. it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
3. all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of @@CAPITAL@@
4. chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports
3. bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'
3. homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property
3. penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'
1. inter-species marriages are ignored by the government
4. divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets
6. citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State
4. electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high
5. absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
4. fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists
3. a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways
3. city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones
6. shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity
2. charity no longer begins at home
2. most people suffer from some form of hearing loss
1. the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction
3. citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow
4. citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow
2. the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of @@REGION@@
6. the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters
2. many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery
3. many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery
5. chemically brainwashed citizens praise @@LEADER@@'s name on an hourly basis
3. the government prefers to take a hands-off approach to catastrophes
2. churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'
3. clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
3. bungee jumpers frequently go splat
1. the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan
2. the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen
1. thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses
2. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
3. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
4. disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment
3. Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room
3. assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export
3. women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the @@TYPE@@
1. fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism
1. homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes
4. prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate
3. the travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas
3. stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents
5. the health budget has been diverted into prolonging @@LEADER@@'s life
4. the native owl population is in permanent hibernation
2. self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers
3. self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies
3. teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
2. penal labor is a de facto death sentence
4. heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual
1. the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association
5. games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting
1. auditors are gutting every governmental department
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump
4. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices
3. children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos
3. visions of giant pink @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are a common side effect after @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ eat their meals
3. couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics
1. the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results
3. hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence
4. personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability
1. young adults still believe that @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ deliver newborns to expecting parents
2. maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter
4. smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour
3. the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@
4. public urination is on the increase
2. teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries
1. nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise
4. in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes
1. every week is blindness awareness week
3. dining out often involves @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ on the plate no matter what you order
3. the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder
1. retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted
2. farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season
4. subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes
2. children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes
3. exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles
5. exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
1. economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society
3. national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first
3. amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance
4. nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience
3. bars are packed at all hours
2. raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom
5. the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'
3. exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'
2. recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water
2. the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet
3. beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially
4. sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food
6. prevalence rates of genitourinary infectious disease are inexplicably on the rise
2. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
3. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
3. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
4. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
3. life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up
4. if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more
5. grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines
2. commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year
3. cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise
3. adult stores are all sold out of whips
4. the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care
3. the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people
3. truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned
2. the industries of @@NAME@@ are coughing all the way to the bank
3. a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away
1. foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best
2. children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-@@CURRENCY@@ charge on their phone bill
1. prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population
3. straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply
2. children keel over while singing "@@LEADER@@ Gives Us the Water of Life"
3. children keel over while singing "@@LEADER@@ Gives Us the Water of Life"
4. safe drinking water is considered a luxury
5. poverty is disloyal to the Motherland
6. the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery
2. fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers
6. unfit police officers collapse while trying to capture unusually athletic criminals
2. the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags
3. it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes
1. increasing numbers of children in @@NAME@@ have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers
1. homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism
2. the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun
3. solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers
5. the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers
5. ritual mummification is making a comeback
2. bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons
1. it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children
5. the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming
1. the dartboard at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of @@LEADER@@'s face
2. owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams
2. the weather in @@CAPITAL@@ is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'
1. black tea is only available on the black market
3. machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter
1. sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor
1. dentists routinely perform open heart surgery
3. people spend a lot on hair and nails
4. people spend a lot on hair and nails
2. teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in @@NAME@@'s offices
4. doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures
1. weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements
2. getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in @@NAME@@
2. when you fly on Air @@NAME@@ you win a seat or you die
2. the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets
4. wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them
2. dessert dishes make up the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ breakfast menu
4. it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers
1. where there's smoke there's the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Forestry Department
1. official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'
3. the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Desert
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ actors literally work from cradle to grave
1. shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices
2. citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma
4. women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to
4. diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat"
4. hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport
4. sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers
1. ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ beaches
3. in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants
1. the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary
2. new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words
3. worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts
2. retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long
2. it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies
1. the elderly are killed softly with a song
2. tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water
3. every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands
5. rubbing salt into wounds is seen as a good thing if it is 100% organic garlic-and-thyme salt
3. the government is encouraging violence on television
2. citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
2. the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived
2. politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address
2. bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters
1. nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines
3. mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants
5. competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents
3. slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration
2. ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen
3. catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
4. frat-house partying has become the national pastime
3. athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats
1. the fattest folk in @@NAME@@ look to be the happiest ones
1. a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career
2. foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Moonshine"
4. alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó
1. no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines
4. psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests
1. burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside
2. screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of @@NAME@@
4. children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets
1. the police motto is "to protect and not to serve"
1. wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them
1. drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars
2. both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border
2. students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art
3. out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line
4. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
5. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
3. veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain
4. people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up
4. army regiments supporting different football teams are a frequent cause of friendly fire incidents
3. people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day"
7. it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes
3. weather reports simply advise @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ to 'look outside'
1. pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ roads
1. drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients
3. life is short but human kindness is endless
1. too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth
4. women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets
4. glassy-eyed @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command
4. Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges
3. epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer
4. diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach
4. there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
2. parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be'
2. millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded @@CAPITAL@@ with effluent
3. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices
4. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices
3. slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in @@NAME@@
2. the secret ingredient is love (and MSG)
3. the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay
3. jaywalking will put an end to a family tree
2. cigarettes are dead-cheap
4. parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang
2. the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag
1. customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high
3. anyone can get ahead in life if they want to
3. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
4. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
5. classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children
4. people forget to eat because they are too busy singing @@LEADER@@'s praises
3. apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats
1. peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government policy
2. @@LEADER@@ lights cigars with a hundred-@@CURRENCY@@ bill
3. there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy"
4. slackers at work are told to "crack on with it"
1. the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke
3. public parks are littered with cigarette butts
2. grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving
2. end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang
3. religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs
3. chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurants
2. @@CAPITAL@@'s flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space
3. new "Commiserations! It's An Accident!" greetings cards for expectant mothers are selling surprisingly quickly
4. bustling back-alley clinics treat everything from sports injuries to angina
4. paraplegics are told to walk it off
4. supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials
3. burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients
1. trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews
4. deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives
2. the @@CAPITAL@@ XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle
4. kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school
5. kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
4. most people learn to drive on crash courses
4. tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities
2. foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with @@LEADER@@
2. there's never a spare chair in the retirement home
8. a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more"
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches list strained wrists as a common side effect
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches list strained wrists as a common side effect
4. cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases
2. the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation
4. the nation's iron imports are booming
5. the government prevents violence by committing genocide
3. only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive
3. decongestants have replaced @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ in street transactions
4. there's some really clean windows in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ houses
1. financial investors are noting a boom in artillery
4. it's often raining men (hallelujah) in @@CAPITAL@@
2. social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside
2. ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals
1. everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties
3. more and more people are signing up for the government party
4. more and more people are signing up for the government party
5. no one is worried about government policies any more
3. there's a mortuary next to every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurant
3. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
4. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
2. blessed are the meek for they have been beaten into submission
1. beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings
4. you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs
4. vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase
2. super-powered zombies parade through the streets of @@CAPITAL@@
2. it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise
3. the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby"
4. doctors with dyed hair inform patients via video-link that they must not go against nature
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
6. antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list
7. antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list
1. you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg
3. grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer
1. the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it
3. pros are the new cons
4. frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
2. people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile
3. the military is plagued with unethical researchers
1. the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force
2. battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out
7. skyscrapers get built in just days
2. birth announcements often also serve as death announcements
3. pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks"
2. savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks
3. burnout is common with anti-government demagogues
3. signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes
1. pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute
4. children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids
1. several inches are being added to first class seating
5. people are always able to look each other in the eye
3. the word "mother" is the favourite punchline of ribald comics
6. therapists advise women who are constantly stressed and tired to have another baby
2. the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection
2. little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas
2. produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'
3. glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines
4. adverts urge @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ to "reach for a ciggy instead of your supper"
2. party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend
3. space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across @@NAME@@
2. teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool
3. the full weight of the law is being applied against hate speech
1. a PhD just ain't what it used to be
2. both criminals and civilians are DOA
3. a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing
2. parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
2. the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants
3. relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns
3. slavers are real nutters
3. the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes
4. gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches
3. political shows are fit for purpose
5. jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity
1. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
2. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
3. the nation is going green
1. intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them
4. meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily
3. belief that @@LEADER@@ is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high
1. citizens can freely debate whether @@LEADER@@ is a great leader or the greatest leader
3. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
4. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
3. Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year
2. the news of budget cuts leaves a sour taste in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mouths
4. umbrellas are back in fashion
2. bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in
2. restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food
2. bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives
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Removed by:1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
Sometimes removed by:1. cars are banned
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
1. kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles
2. the nation is completely gun-free
3. preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime
1. scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes
1. organ donation is compulsory
1. college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys
2. euthanasia is illegal
3. euthanasia is illegal
1. smoking is banned in public areas
2. an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban
1. the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens
4. the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens
1. drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government
3. all alcohol is banned
1. citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling"
1. sex changes are routinely performed at @@NAME@@'s hospitals
3. the number of children one can have is restricted by law
1. citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise
2. college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza
3. college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza
2. police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races
3. there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates
1. people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations
3. cars have been banned
1. public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people"
2. every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government
3. manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals
2. an enormous health awareness programme is underway
1. only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations
2. private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government
1. the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces
4. the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime
2. drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government
2. medical lawsuits are out of control
4. the study of medicine is popular throughout @@NAME@@
2. the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work
2. replacement organs are grown in vats
6. citizens are grown in vats
2. elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-@@CURRENCY@@ mansions
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
1. misbehaving @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others
2. the government funds large training centres to turn @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ into functioning members of society
4. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'
2. the sound of wooden legs echo throughout @@NAME@@ after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax
1. abortions are routinely performed in @@NAME@@'s hospitals
2. the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs
1. roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews
1. skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines
3. trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts
2. children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies
1. the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth
2. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
3. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
1. the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS
3. otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS
2. all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave
3. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
4. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
4. farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
4. students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games
1. citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months
3. the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet
4. jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
3. all footpaths have tollbooths
1. female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast
3. the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country
1. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
2. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
3. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
4. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
1. more and more students are taking up a career in medicine
2. half of @@NAME@@'s doctors can't speak the language
3. half of @@NAME@@'s doctors can't speak the language
2. illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory
1. mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined
2. hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region
7. ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka
3. swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine
4. DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects
1. @@NAME@@ successfully hosted the @@REGION@@ Olympics
3. the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age
2. the fire protection service is wholly government-funded
1. the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter
2. citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless
2. employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers
1. suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps
2. family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned
5. people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket
7. love is given from each according to their ability but marriage is assigned to each according to their needs
1. the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines
3. the new hit series "@@NAME@@'s Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country
1. luxury brands target their advertising at the unemployed and homeless
1. the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects
2. consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage
4. politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public
1. police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers
2. overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains
1. new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in @@NAME@@ to be bombproof
3. the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive
1. glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
2. prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases
3. the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations
1. the government is outsourcing itself
1. noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law
4. citizens are emigrating to escape the bland cuisine
2. the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters
6. getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter
1. birth rates have hit an all-time low
1. fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards
2. the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling
3. unemployed butchers line the streets
1. helicopter parenting is on the rise
2. crossing the road requires a risk assessment
1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
4. the most popular household pet in @@NAME@@ is the domestic minor
1. any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist
1. the nation thirsts for new freedoms
4. the national water supply has entered detox
2. vaccinations are mandatory
3. parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence
1. student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned @@ANIMAL@@ball fields
4. moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned
2. business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters
1. late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards
2. breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need
1. the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits
2. parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away
3. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation
1. biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse
4. motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts"
2. the nation subsists off of the minimal number of farms imaginable
1. school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads
2. children use fake IDs to purchase candy
3. meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
1. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
2. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
1. invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days
1. every workday begins with group therapy
1. relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible
2. the newest generation of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are nearly clone-like in appearance
1. citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos
2. new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them
3. the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast
1. schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups
1. business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions
5. students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations
4. carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
2. giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide
1. hundreds of teenagers die every year at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Hungry Games
2. teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake
3. applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts
2. blind dates tend to result in bruised shins
3. the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media
1. meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions
3. chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in @@CAPITAL@@'s playgrounds
3. bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity
6. @@LEADER@@ is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls
5. thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise
4. the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation
1. swings are banned for being a danger to children
2. children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse
1. former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés
2. moonshine has made a resurgence
1. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ incessantly needle their doctors for relief
1. @@LEADER@@ can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids
2. prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows
3. prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows
1. doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion
1. 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool
1. corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics
1. squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal
3. bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble
2. aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license
1. the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door
2. sneezing in public is a capital offense
1. excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions
1. the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience
3. coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk
1. citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee
3. carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk
1. wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts
1. banning party poppers has been a real party pooper
2. parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon
2. both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade
1. the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games
3. the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download
4. no one can find a leaky faucet in @@NAME@@ anymore
2. white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits
3. libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments
1. it's rare to find an unchewed pencil
4. Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume
1. a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water
4. health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water
1. families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain
1. it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma
3. sushi is sold on the black market
1. citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are unrivalled in obstacle courses
4. the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'
1. bike rage is all the rage
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
5. in a desperate bid for cheap airfare @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying
1. broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business
2. historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre
2. ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward
3. the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers
4. the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers
3. workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings
3. snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center
2. there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services
3. fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate
2. the new universal healthcare system has been dubbed @@LEADER@@-care by its detractors
1. park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers
3. posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft'
2. any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property
1. it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors
1. sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors
2. kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes
3. there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes
2. ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences
1. sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed
1. cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy
3. grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday
2. the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire
3. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
1. there's a bright dawn ahead for @@NAME@@
1. diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees
3. teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season
3. doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins
1. urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens
2. ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths
3. cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags
5. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
6. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
3. major boxing matches are held in government buildings
1. people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety
2. conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors
4. centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels
1. medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters
1. the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking
1. the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service
3. 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly
1. parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables
3. children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back
4. the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops
1. schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar
3. citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans
1. the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches
2. Bigtopian relations have become a minefield
1. pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall
2. cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement
4. government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
1. romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars
3. advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public
1. even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog
2. fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers
3. the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs
2. slaves who produce weapons are given free samples
4. many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch
1. former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations
4. hazmat suits are a common @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ garb
2. Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in @@NAME@@
2. it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt
3. former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing
4. stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry
3. train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco
2. advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore
3. traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon
1. anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away
3. pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security
4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
1. on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons
1. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
3. adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère
2. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
3. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
1. foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense
1. grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps
2. news headlines usually include p-values
5. pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves
1. the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage
2. the banshee wail foretells skies of death
1. prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present
3. a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street"
2. children cry as government officials steal their water pistols
3. ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas
2. doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality
1. one does not simply walk into the tundra
2. cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles
4. people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs
1. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
2. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
4. the doctor has cold hands
3. couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten
4. couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten
3. the love has gone in @@NAME@@
1. coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list
2. the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre
3. people fake illnesses for the chance to wear clothes in hospital
2. incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables
3. herbal teas are only consumed by hipsters who want to look marginal
1. businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over
3. government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday
3. children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast
1. citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint
2. costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff
3. teenagers often ask adults to buy them Maxtopian Grass from government-run recreational drug stores
1. the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across @@NAME@@
3. female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs
4. the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms
1. insanely good theatre productions face government censorship
7. the thought of funding space programs drives @@LEADER@@ crazy
1. cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes
3. life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average
3. bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral
2. girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes
1. a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation
6. hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol
1. patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water
3. tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip
5. it's said that @@LEADER@@ can turn every pleasure into a chore
1. seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
1. construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground
5. exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end
2. worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban
1. old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones
3. taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days
1. roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it
1. giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls
2. fat-shaming is now public policy
3. endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study
3. holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects
4. overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters
1. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one
2. there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day
3. the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought
2. an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety
1. glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide
2. neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers
3. drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough
1. the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene
3. slavery has been abolished
3. it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'
1. high school bands practice by moonlight
2. students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework
4. sleeping on the job is recommended
4. the tobacco industry has burnt out
2. one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man
3. there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation
1. there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days
2. the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room"
1. modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes
2. visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
1. the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market
3. the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake"
4. constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas"
1. sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour
2. sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket
2. rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay
1. trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same
2. flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services
1. the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans
2. parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions
3. employers are keenest on employees who lack family values
4. there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe
1. dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor
2. the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework
3. kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings
1. weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law
2. royal mothers are increasingly sidelined as news crews strain for interviews and photoshoots with "the hot nanny"
3. a soldier's body is a temple
4. a soldier's body is a temple
5. a soldier's body is a temple
6. a soldier's body is a temple
1. public toilets are famed for their rear entries
1. 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'
2. school lockers are filled with fancy underwear
1. signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars
3. people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time
1. power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky
2. aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators
3. the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans
1. the water doesn't come out of the faucet with the same rush that it used to
1. the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead
1. mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt
2. sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good"
1. pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card
1. the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice
2. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
3. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
1. brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods
2. human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's
2. public parks are on the upswing
3. the government has seized the means of recreation
1. grocery store cereal aisles resemble a Piet Mondrian work
3. urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate
2. children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name
3. professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials
1. the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand
1. @@LEADER@@ arrives at international summits with a white cane
1. asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes
2. racehorses move a lot slower these days
4. Big Belly is watching you
1. fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding"
3. sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days
1. kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll
3. money grows on trees
1. you can tell when @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving
4. it's no longer mandatory for armless amputees to own ironic side-arms
1. shooting someone has never been safer
3. gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting
1. TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews
2. viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows
3. delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten
3. those who cut young children are told to cut it out
4. the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong
2. there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety
3. citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz
1. snitches get riches
1. the government is encouraging people to go on citric acid trips
1. war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping
3. the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless
3. lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'
3. teenagers can't go to the loo without an army of social workers watching their every movement
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devotion to social welfare | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:1. all industry is owned and run by the government
2. the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs
2. education and welfare spending are on the rise
3. a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate
1. the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees
2. refugees from other nations are flocking to @@NAME@@'s border
1. the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments
2. factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas
2. re-education centers are being added to most prisons
3. criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers
4. local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food"
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
1. retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites
2. elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-@@CURRENCY@@ mansions
3. politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate
5. immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ pensions
2. the sound of wooden legs echo throughout @@NAME@@ after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax
1. parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads
2. skateparks can be found in every city
2. convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
1. the government seizes the property of the recently deceased
3. welfare funding has recently gone through the roof
3. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
4. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
2. the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system
3. the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country
3. strategic bombers are being converted into preschools
1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
4. the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty
1. the number of students attending university has reached a record high
3. the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'
2. unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws
1. the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms
2. the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms
2. rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria
2. the fire protection service is wholly government-funded
3. most citizens in @@NAME@@ are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government
4. the crackdown on private property seems as endless as the government issued food stamp lines
1. the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter
2. citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless
2. the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters
1. suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps
4. the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor
3. mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights
1. contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above
3. people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles
5. tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens
1. CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears
6. mandatory daycare is provided by the government
1. aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'
3. the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing
1. cheating spouses are required to undergo job training
4. government officials across @@NAME@@ are being "encouraged" to adopt @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to set an example for the populace
3. the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations
1. the government is flooded with compensation requests
2. new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen
2. many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery
3. many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery
2. pro-democracy regime change has been avoided
1. the government is funneling billions into Cape @@NAME@@ following the shuttle crash
3. soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business
1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
1. the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play
1. the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight
2. government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons
1. the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish
1. the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms
2. the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in @@CAPITAL@@ for fear of causing a fuss
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration
2. business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters
2. strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state
4. Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans
1. the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits
3. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation
2. the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens
2. government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success
4. political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act
1. the once prosperous capital is in utter decline
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. builders across @@NAME@@ are blocked up with orders for new public loos
3. the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution
4. unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands
3. children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants
1. lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work
3. pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers
1. the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy
1. former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom
2. the crispy fried liver of @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@ is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants
1. Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds
3. food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police
1. rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes
4. disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire
1. orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents
1. 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past
1. the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake
2. the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer
3. death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing
2. parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money
4. the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded
5. there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees @@HIS/HER@@ shadow
2. there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services
1. the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims
3. the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills
1. burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms
3. the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper
1. saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech
4. busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets
1. incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff
1. official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
4. the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops
5. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government claim that @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are oppressed out of love
1. the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster
3. atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified
1. the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits
7. orphanages are practically giving children away
2. people hearing voices that tell them to commit crimes are automatically assumed to be holy
4. corrupt paupers spend taxpayer @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on liquor and tobacco
2. the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire
3. therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
3. artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. the 'sing-a-long with @@LEADER@@' album is a popular souvenir
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
3. bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral
2. anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
1. it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder
1. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one
1. doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick
3. the blind lead the blind in social welfare
1. you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health
3. right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat
1. engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?"
2. hungry families offer spare change to their social workers
1. the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause
2. religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches)
5. the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free
1. modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes
4. constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas"
3. even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs
2. most believe 'tis better to give than to receive
3. most foreigners can't name the leader of @@NAME@@
2. ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks
4. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
5. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
1. students do more community service than homework
3. people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service
3. employers are keenest on employees who lack family values
1. war vets look after war animals
1. 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'
1. a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages
1. minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments
6. therapists advise women who are constantly stressed and tired to have another baby
1. the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
1. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
2. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
4. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
5. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
1. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
3. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
2. after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow
1. children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn
3. students spend the school year learning how great the education system is
1. major cities run on potato batteries
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
2. a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts
1. atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum
1. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
2. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
3. the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion
2. dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys"
3. doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis
3. the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless
3. teenagers can't go to the loo without an army of social workers watching their every movement
3. gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools
1. the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix
2. the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix
5. government expenses are beyond compare
1. what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans
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Removed by:2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
3. the well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute
3. penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'
5. only the wealthy vote
1. @@LEADER@@ shrugs in the face of growing inequalities
1. homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism
3. babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes
Sometimes removed by:1. the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars
1. the government is reining in public spending
4. citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes
2. the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore
4. government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries
1. gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation
1. homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
1. government spending has hit an all-time low
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
2. senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour
2. suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence
1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
4. senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories
1. government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet
2. record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
2. almost half of the child population live rough on the streets
1. the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
6. the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (@@EGG@@)
3. boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers
3. citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors
2. most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists
5. the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs
2. @@LEADER@@ has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw
2. the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy
5. the country is effectively ruled by large corporations and business consultants
3. homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property
4. citizens who become homeless are immediately executed
2. the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
1. citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want
1. the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion
2. thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break
1. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
2. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
1. expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
5. the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills
3. disaster victims are viewed with disdain
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
2. curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net
2. insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
1. town welcome signs list corporate sponsors
2. drowning sailors are hung out to dry
3. the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster
4. late night talk show hosts are having a field day over @@LEADER@@'s questionably sane new coalition partners
4. the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs
4. the country has essentially become @@POPULATION@@ nations within a nation
4. @@LEADER@@'s new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face'
1. auditors are gutting every governmental department
2. the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping
3. the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers
2. @@A@@ @@REGION@@ Tourist Association survey has rated @@NAME@@ #1 for number twos
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have replaced bears in a popular idiom
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
4. board shorts have replaced board rooms
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
2. justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag
2. children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
5. grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines
1. a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight
3. robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones
4. health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water
3. tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments
3. the government believes in trickle-down happiness
2. more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself
3. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
1. it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children
5. the barter economy has taken over as the @@CURRENCY@@ has become worthless
3. double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase
3. the entirety of @@LEADER@@'s administration can be crammed into a phone booth
4. lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to
4. the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing
9. government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'
4. the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient
3. children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
1. women across the country are tying the knot
4. on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant
4. multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
2. destitute athletes are forced to train in the street
4. paraplegics are told to walk it off
1. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
2. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
2. it is said that @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ woman's work is never done
4. the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending
2. social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
2. the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution
2. veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
4. spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins
3. foundling babies rarely make it off the doorsteps they are abandoned on
2. immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps
5. conflicted @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mamas cry 'cause - if there's one thing they don't need - it's another hungry mouth to feed
5. real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens
1. the government hopes austerity will lead to prosperity
3. unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims
3. families burn @@LEADER@@'s latest official photograph to keep warm
2. equality looks curiously unequal
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digital currency | |
Gained from:3. mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance
Sometimes gained from:1. nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers
1. teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet
1. the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience
2. carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
5. email killed the radio star
6. email killed the radio star
1. "Surfin' @@TYPEINITIALS@@@@NAMEINITIALS@@" is a hit
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
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Removed by:2. the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
3. computers have been banned
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
4. abacus sales outpace those of the personal computer following the closure of the Internet
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
4. computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire
3. stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet
1. citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins
4. necklace theft is the nation's fastest-growing crime
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
2. tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash
3. truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned
4. no one can find a leaky faucet in @@NAME@@ anymore
3. diagrams of new modems collect dust in patent offices
3. rubber stamp emojis are the new craze
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
4. televangelists often claim they can cure your Lupus if you donate enough money
5. television is strictly censored so that it promotes @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ values
3. this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething
4. the government has swiped left on the whole internet
5. the incidence of wrist sprains is falling
5. the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in @@REGION@@
1. the digital money revolution has cashed out
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disturbing lack of elderly people | |
Gained from:1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
1. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
2. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
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Removed by:1. aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'
3. the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing
4. people still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five
4. the Sandmen are calling it a night
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enforced nudity | |
Gained from:2. public nudity is compulsory
4. women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to
Sometimes gained from:2. attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high
2. the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby @@LEADER@@ Pics" has made @@LEADER@@'s mom a celebrity
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Removed by:2. leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks
1. female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast
1. fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country
3. clothed men and nude women illustrate the stark contrasts in the nation's equality laws
3. stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents
3. young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute
1. police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers
1. interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories"
4. photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué
1. citizens all over @@NAME@@ squeal in delight at the return of pockets
2. citizens all over @@NAME@@ squeal in delight at the return of pockets
3. people fake illnesses for the chance to wear clothes in hospital
1. warm coats are the hottest trend
1. foreign ambassadors never get to see what @@NAME@@ has to offer
3. most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply
1. wearing a daisy chain is a fast-track ticket to unemployment
3. some magnifier-wielding @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ say @@LEADER@@ seems a little lacking in something
4. some magnifier-wielding @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ say @@LEADER@@ seems a little lacking in something
2. @@LEADER@@'s support among single young men has drooped slightly
Sometimes removed by:3. all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves
4. almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising
1. late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
4. prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate
4. street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood
1. obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals
2. the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby @@LEADER@@ Pics" has made @@LEADER@@'s mom a celebrity
5. visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers
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enslaved workforce | |
Gained from:4. families are only permitted to have one child
1. immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites
2. Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances
4. the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
3. the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder
4. fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose
1. a serf by any other name works just as hard
2. citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country
4. glassy-eyed @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command
3. slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in @@NAME@@
3. slavers are real nutters
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Removed by:2. employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers
4. many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch
3. slavery has been abolished
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exploding hoverboards | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:1. cars are banned
2. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
3. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
1. Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested
3. the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit
1. small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants
2. children as young as eight can be found working in factories
3. adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children
2. a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high
3. cars have been banned
1. corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products
1. appendix transplant figures have recently doubled
1. programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours
1. tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
5. people all over @@NAME@@ are dying of 'Mad @@ANIMAL@@ Disease'
2. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
3. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
2. nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba
2. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
3. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
2. white-collar unemployment skyrockets as the suburbs are not within bicycling distance to work (@@EGG@@)
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
5. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
6. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
2. airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted
4. electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
2. Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity
3. Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity
2. the nation leads @@REGION@@ in per capita stalking
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ stadiums are open 24/7
2. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
4. Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n @@ANIMAL@@ Lasagne is a hit
3. clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage
3. bungee jumpers frequently go splat
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
3. rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects
3. bleach is the nation's most common pesticide
3. 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
4. heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual
3. hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence
4. personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability
2. public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
4. global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect @@NAME@@ of supplying extremist groups
2. teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries
2. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
3. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
2. the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards
3. dining out often involves @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ on the plate no matter what you order
4. subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes
3. fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in
3. amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance
4. nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
1. the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy
3. exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'
2. recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water
2. the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet
4. sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food
2. the country is littered with broken homes
2. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
3. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
2. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
3. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
4. government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables
2. octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it
3. life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up
4. corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague
3. customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue
3. unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne
1. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
2. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
3. a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away
2. airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path
4. airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path
2. fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
2. people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares
3. people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares
3. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
4. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
1. travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air @@NAME@@ flights to avoid the pay lavatories
2. travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air @@NAME@@ flights to avoid the pay lavatories
2. parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children
2. kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes
2. open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost
5. mail and shipped goods take forever to get to buyers
2. getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in @@NAME@@
2. when you fly on Air @@NAME@@ you win a seat or you die
3. toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters
2. vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mussels the biggest in @@REGION@@
2. a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ actors literally work from cradle to grave
4. hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport
2. new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words
2. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
3. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
2. it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies
2. citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels
3. every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands
5. the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
2. the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived
1. nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines
3. the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone
4. the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone
2. bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls
3. mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants
3. preservative-laden @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium
2. playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel
1. the fattest folk in @@NAME@@ look to be the happiest ones
2. foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Moonshine"
4. alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó
3. even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love
4. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
5. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
3. people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day"
7. it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes
2. the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby @@LEADER@@ Pics" has made @@LEADER@@'s mom a celebrity
2. a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of @@LEADER@@
1. gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away
3. charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses
1. drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients
3. prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments
5. mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals
2. children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary
5. emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires
3. epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer
1. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
2. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
4. the doctor has cold hands
1. the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance
2. pocket dialling is a criminal offence
3. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices
4. muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit
2. the secret ingredient is love (and MSG)
3. sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon
4. more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water
2. frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback
2. primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit
2. a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries
3. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
4. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
2. the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying
3. apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats
3. burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients
2. crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination
2. blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic
2. a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true
1. "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster
2. drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art
4. the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months
2. baiting is a national sport
1. the government is under the thumb of countless special interests
1. school football matches are usually five-a-side
2. bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons
4. the national symbol of @@NAME@@ is now always featured on a skewer
2. ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals
3. there's a mortuary next to every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurant
2. political detractors refer to @@LEADER@@ as 'that Bigtopian puppet'
2. a degree in @@LEADER@@ Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers
1. beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings
1. teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects
3. autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum
2. pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches
3. grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer
2. "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer
2. people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile
3. the military is plagued with unethical researchers
2. savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks
1. orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step
2. produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'
3. space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across @@NAME@@
2. advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five
2. it's said that @@A@@ @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ always pays his debts with significant compounding
1. a PhD just ain't what it used to be
1. recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order
4. gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches
3. political shows are fit for purpose
2. @@CAPITAL@@ has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra
2. exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted
3. citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account
3. belief that @@LEADER@@ is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high
3. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
4. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
2. bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in
2. restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food
2. bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
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Removed by:1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
2. every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government
3. manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals
1. the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
4. farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors
1. clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture
1. over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes
4. the endangered saltwater humpback @@ANIMAL@@ is only seen in captivity programs
1. an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
1. corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics
2. aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license
3. planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color"
2. the serf suggestion box would work better if more serfs were literate
1. diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees
3. hospitals are cleaned with lemons and vinegar
1. all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense
2. people who question what bunker construction has to do with economic reform tend to disappear
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
1. uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist
2. crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic
2. any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering
1. foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense
3. the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
5. doctors fax when they need facts fast
1. there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality
3. abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'
3. it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus
Sometimes removed by:1. gambling is outlawed
2. meat-eating is frowned upon
4. meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy
1. the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes
3. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
1. TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas
3. genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape
2. the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores
2. teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs
2. soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers
3. there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates
1. all-natural foods are becoming a major fad
3. government-run brothels can be found on every street corner
2. medical lawsuits are out of control
2. Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in @@NAME@@
3. only adults may purchase violent video games
5. nine out of ten citizens of @@NAME@@ answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation
1. mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined
1. the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines
3. the new hit series "@@NAME@@'s Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country
1. it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey
1. a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision
1. retired racing @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are served truffles for breakfast
3. the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations
1. builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction
1. fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards
2. Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor
4. science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous
2. the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook
1. even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing
1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
3. children are expected to carve their own toys
1. school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads
2. children use fake IDs to purchase candy
3. all restaurants close before dinner time
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
1. citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos
2. new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them
3. the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast
4. weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks
2. the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections
4. geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns
4. carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing
1. the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity
3. nuclear physics is the most popular course at university
1. videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular
4. children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges
1. poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild
4. social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content
2. blind dates tend to result in bruised shins
3. international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism
3. chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in @@CAPITAL@@'s playgrounds
2. kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers
3. 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Space Agency
4. falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
5. contestants on @@NAME@@'s Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent
1. swings are banned for being a danger to children
2. children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse
1. maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords
2. prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows
1. doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
1. lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers
1. genetic researchers have taken to conducting illegal experiments in secret lairs
1. 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool
1. 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past
2. restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in @@NAME@@
3. bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble
1. morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom
3. coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk
3. homophobia is off the menu
4. seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon
4. no one can find a leaky faucet in @@NAME@@ anymore
1. former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone
3. straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply
4. health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water
3. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
4. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
1. it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma
3. sushi is sold on the black market
1. airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room
4. airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class
5. in a desperate bid for cheap airfare @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
2. ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward
3. workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings
3. fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate
3. condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals
1. the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning
2. there's never enough space in space
1. lending money has become a major liability
3. credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government
1. sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor
3. there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes
3. janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for
3. the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals"
1. sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed
1. airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory
1. Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion
1. cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy
1. police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers
3. it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven
3. teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season
3. doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins
3. cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags
1. medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters
3. the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community
3. retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear
4. retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear
1. schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar
1. a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons
3. citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans
4. government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications
2. property subletting is going underground
2. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
3. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
3. children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school
1. romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars
3. monster hunters with oversized swords roam the land
2. fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers
3. the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs
3. schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit
1. restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints
2. slaves who produce weapons are given free samples
1. the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese
1. immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups
1. marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal
2. hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework
2. Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in @@NAME@@
3. kids these days know how to throw a proper punch
4. kids these days know how to throw a proper punch
1. parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework
2. student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come
3. just as students finish their homework it's time for school
1. the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods"
3. alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance
4. international terrorists often get their weapons supply in @@NAME@@
4. workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit
1. Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike
3. adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère
1. commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains
1. grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps
4. light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment
5. pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves
1. obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals
1. the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat
3. ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas
1. money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them
3. NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people
2. doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality
1. prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos
1. textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be
1. kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named"
1. small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome
2. there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship
3. arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands
2. many believe that @@LEADER@@'s head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it
1. coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list
1. the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose
2. the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles
1. protecting the land is holey work
1. you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices
2. tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning
1. supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale
1. the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across @@NAME@@
1. captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship
3. ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain
1. insanely good theatre productions face government censorship
2. selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork
3. surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks
1. a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows
1. a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation
1. forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies
3. Bambi has been banned
3. a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers
1. construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground
2. fat-shaming is now public policy
3. workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year
3. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
4. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
5. the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine
2. crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters
4. fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures
5. noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
1. new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker
1. high school bands practice by moonlight
4. sleeping on the job is recommended
3. class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference
2. one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man
4. gay men commonly complain about their time of the month
1. the law says that all @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are created equal — no matter how they were created
1. masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery
2. politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority")
1. imitation is the sincerest form of felony
2. bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic
3. bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic
4. the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes
3. agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care
4. treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb
1. orange is the new black for judicial robes
1. most barbers are also surgeons
3. millions are awarded in damages for bad haircuts
3. the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape
2. the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu
1. lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences"
2. bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping
3. annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous"
1. evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right
2. rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay
2. history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students
1. things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication
2. flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services
1. couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cut of Apocalypse Now sets the helicopter scene to eerie silence
1. weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law
1. public toilets are famed for their rear entries
2. aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators
1. flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor
1. pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card
3. the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty"
2. little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas
5. getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults
1. parents dread their examinations more than their children
2. children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name
3. professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials
3. producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene
4. hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms
3. sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days
3. monochrome green ECO-@@NAMEINITIALS@@ products adorn the supermarket shelves
2. Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts
3. toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste
3. neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise
1. shooting someone has never been safer
1. TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews
2. viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows
3. home renovation projects take decades to complete
5. jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity
1. eating kids as food has been enshrined in law
2. AI citizens are criticized for being robotic
3. visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage
1. goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter
1. guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites
2. cat memes without alt text are now illegal
2. charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows
1. handling people's data is proving an immersive experience
2. the atmosphere in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ boardrooms is turning more gay
3. banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses
1. war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping
1. washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo
3. orange juice has been renamed yellow juice
1. safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas
4. charity workers were first up against the wall when the time came
1. the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans
2. private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button
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fear of technology | |
Gained from:3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
3. computers have been banned
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
3. computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens"
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
5. the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in @@REGION@@
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Removed by:1. nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers
3. computers are allowed but only just
2. carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise
5. email killed the radio star
6. email killed the radio star
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
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feral children | |
Gained from:4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
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Removed by:1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
2. soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy
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flagrant waste-dumping | |
Gained from:2. the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters
4. corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague
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Removed by:1. landfills fill the land
2. the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire
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free-roaming dinosaurs | |
Gained from:1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
3. idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
3. failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside
4. the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs
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Removed by:3. monster hunters with oversized swords roam the land
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frequent executions | |
Gained from:1. political activists are routinely executed
1. the death penalty has been reintroduced
3. people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed
1. Jennifer Government is banned
3. poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment
3. a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun
2. drunk drivers are sentenced to death
1. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
2. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
2. citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
4. all weapon research has been banned
3. criminals are executed and their property seized
1. adultery has been made a capital offence
1. government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples
3. the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls
3. homosexuality is a crime punishable by death
3. atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship
3. citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined
1. politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes
3. drug-related crimes carry the death penalty
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
4. open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries
4. citizens who become homeless are immediately executed
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
2. conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors
3. bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers
1. rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups
3. violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire
5. failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine @@LEADER@@ is punishable by death
4. police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters
2. the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books
4. a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by @@LEADER@@
3. firing squads regularly execute dissidents
2. attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging
1. rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable
3. the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@
1. women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft
2. bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters
1. hundreds of teenagers die every year at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Hungry Games
2. entire families swing in the wind at the national gallows
3. burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime
5. corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters
2. heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors
8. policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall
2. sneezing in public is a capital offense
3. anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death
4. the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh
1. a serf by any other name works just as hard
2. an eye for an eye leaves @@NAME@@ blind
5. nobody dares to so much as wear violet-coloured clothing in public
1. citizens patriotically sing the government's praises while glancing nervously over their shoulder
1. critics of @@LEADER@@ literally can't find their head on their shoulders
2. unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place
4. women who miscarry have their death-masks displayed in the Wax Museum's "Sociopaths and Serial Killers Exhibit"
5. women who miscarry have their death-masks displayed in the Wax Museum's "Sociopaths and Serial Killers Exhibit"
3. the government is encouraging violence on television
3. slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration
2. the practice of capital punishment proves divisive
2. prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks
2. the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons
3. the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons
4. environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune
1. you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule @@NAME@@ but at least the trains run on time
4. there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military
2. it is written that heretics die and @@LEADER@@ laughs
3. extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary
2. taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death
3. taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death
5. the government prevents violence by committing genocide
3. police nightsticks see use all day long
3. people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled
4. people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled
3. the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita
1. children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
1. the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans
3. Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots
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Removed by:3. condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed
1. prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail
7. international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty
3. under doctor's orders @@LEADER@@ is going on a diet and abolishing capital punishment
5. the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons
4. the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some
4. lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences
4. an opal a day keeps the negative thoughts at bay
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hatred of cheese | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:2. bicyclists are banned from major roads
3. the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts
1. all industry is owned and run by the government
2. public nudity is compulsory
2. a nation-wide cull of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ is in effect
1. the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars
2. all recreational drugs are legal
1. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
2. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
5. the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas
4. citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes
1. punitive tariffs protect local industry
2. the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content
4. government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
1. the government seizes all major gold finds
1. billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are being blown on orbital weapons development
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
1. territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy
1. prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
2. vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres
3. protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations
1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
1. the @@NAME@@ Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise
4. local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food"
2. a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high
3. people are moving into treehouses in record numbers
1. pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil
1. traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways
2. new urban roads are threatening city parks
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
1. the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril
1. misbehaving @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others
1. government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet
1. private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots
2. the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots
3. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
4. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
5. there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
3. zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets
3. houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries
5. military service is compulsory
1. citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over @@NAME@@
2. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
3. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped
3. heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste
4. newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines
3. @@NAME@@ has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados
3. mostly women are seen and not heard
4. men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic
2. all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave
2. truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
1. almost all products in @@NAME@@ are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
3. all footpaths have tollbooths
7. young girls often attend the same schools as their children
1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
5. nine out of ten citizens of @@NAME@@ answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation
4. closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants
2. the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country
3. the public transport system has been eliminated
4. the public transport system has been eliminated
1. the nation's favourite colour is red (@@EGG@@)
1. eminent domain has been abolished
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
1. the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (@@EGG@@)
6. the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (@@EGG@@)
2. unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws
4. it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls
2. rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria
4. DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects
1. corporate lobbying has been outlawed
4. agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities
3. all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of @@CAPITAL@@
5. the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs
2. @@LEADER@@ has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw
6. the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive
5. aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed
2. employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
1. the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion
3. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
5. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
1. renewable energy projects have ground to a halt
3. businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up
1. expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
2. seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'
5. tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens
1. grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices
3. surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
2. companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave
3. businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders
4. the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation
1. @@NAME@@ Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
4. computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire
3. computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens"
2. most people suffer from some form of hearing loss
1. workers have seized control of the economy
1. corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned
5. groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'
5. residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes
5. tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets
4. Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park
3. stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet
4. the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'
4. harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy
4. foreign observers are baffled by the sway @@LEADER@@'s student intern holds over macroeconomics
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
2. planespotters are emigrating in droves
3. billions are being spent on a new island airport
1. toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan
4. towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries
3. @@LEADER@@ is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn
2. forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks
3. factories grind to a halt every time there is an election
4. cruise liners are being requisitioned and filled with zoo animals as @@NAME@@ braces for "Le Grand Deluge"
4. necklace theft is the nation's fastest-growing crime
3. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
4. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
3. a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit
2. strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state
2. companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
4. @@ANIMAL@@ sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites
1. hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide
4. food imports have skyrocketed after the recent 'Forage for Food' program severely backfired
2. the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused
3. astronomers are flocking to @@NAME@@ to take advantage of its clear night skies
4. the native owl population is in permanent hibernation
1. scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls
4. the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences
1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
3. idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
1. tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense
2. the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens
5. occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary @@CAPITAL@@ bus driver
1. confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape
4. handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders
1. auditors are gutting every governmental department
2. the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping
1. the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides
4. Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military unleashed its biological weapons
2. the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace
2. a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day
4. personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability
3. model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf"
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have replaced bears in a popular idiom
2. motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to
3. illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
2. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
3. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
4. carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing
2. giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide
2. every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor
3. applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts
3. eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance
3. failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside
2. @@LEADER@@'s power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support
4. subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes
4. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
6. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
1. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
2. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
4. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
5. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
3. sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer
4. funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience
4. @@NAME@@'s growing economy feeds on the nation's ever-declining greenery
5. @@NAME@@'s growing economy feeds on the nation's ever-declining greenery
4. sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight
4. fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose
1. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
2. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
4. the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity
6. a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
2. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
3. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
1. forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left
4. disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire
2. the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
3. vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'
2. East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural @@NAME@@
1. corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics
4. it is a silent spring in @@NAME@@
3. there are no bananas today in @@NAME@@
4. where your food came from is an unknowable mystery
2. commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year
1. retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies
1. no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium
3. truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned
3. unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne
2. school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel
1. panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies
3. smog in @@CAPITAL@@ is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors
3. coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk
1. citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee
2. the industries of @@NAME@@ are coughing all the way to the bank
3. carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk
4. toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam"
1. wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts
1. a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight
3. a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away
3. people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour
2. both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade
5. the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production
2. the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame
3. the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame
3. @@LEADER@@ has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances
4. safe drinking water is considered a luxury
5. poverty is disloyal to the Motherland
6. the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery
1. it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma
3. sushi is sold on the black market
2. citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing
3. it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes
5. only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public
1. the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story
2. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
3. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
1. extreme hiring regulations mean a job in @@NAME@@ is often a lifetime appointment
2. historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre
4. businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections
5. the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers
3. workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings
1. exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting
2. exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting
6. aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice
2. the military will start wars with other nations on a lark
3. the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness
2. gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up
3. condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals
2. the weather in @@CAPITAL@@ is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'
3. tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends
3. the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills
3. most @@CURRENCY@@ coins are riddled with bite marks
5. the barter economy has taken over as the @@CURRENCY@@ has become worthless
2. ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences
4. immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs
1. those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans
4. many believe climate change is a liberal media fiction
3. rubber stamp emojis are the new craze
2. the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment
3. neighboring nations are tired of @@LEADER@@'s big fish stories
4. neighboring nations are tired of @@LEADER@@'s big fish stories
5. the single fish caught by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ fishers last year is cited as evidence of @@NAME@@'s thriving fisheries
2. vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mussels the biggest in @@REGION@@
3. there is a law against "filthy foreign food"
2. the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire
3. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
4. women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to
4. diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat"
2. for just a few extra @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can get new driving records with their new cars
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ visiting rural Southern @@ANIMAL@@ Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee
2. CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet
1. ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ beaches
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
1. the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches
1. the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state
4. the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations
1. the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem
1. antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
6. they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result
1. road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans
1. an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs
2. bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls
1. the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture
5. the only place where one can see the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cherry tree is in a museum
1. the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster
4. televangelists often claim they can cure your Lupus if you donate enough money
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
2. citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office
1. foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election"
2. write-in candidate '@@LEADER@@ Sucks' is perennially popular
2. everybody's got wood thanks to @@LEADER@@
2. citizens are yearning to leave @@NAME@@ for the countries it sends aid to
4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
1. fish with fish chips have become the new @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ food staple
4. the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
4. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
5. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
1. commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains
2. onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation
2. the banshee wail foretells skies of death
3. foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities
4. the libraries of @@NAME@@ are staffed by lone, lonely librarians
2. there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools
3. there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools
4. allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors
4. the nation's air defense strategy is two-dimensional
4. movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens
4. people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs
2. millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded @@CAPITAL@@ with effluent
4. it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman
2. the newest shade developed by @@NAME@@'s dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'
3. the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay
1. businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over
3. the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered
2. putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike
3. official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis
2. it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint
5. the nation has learned that pulling out is messy
2. frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback
3. state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay
2. the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away
3. the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing
4. the nation excels at displacement
5. the nation excels at displacement
3. this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething
1. thrift shops are closing their doors
4. kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
3. the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale
2. the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
3. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
4. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
1. a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat"
3. workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year
1. more than one company makes the board game Monopoly
2. an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety
2. ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. immigrants don't even have to immigrate to cost the locals their jobs
3. female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'
1. the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene
3. the well-to-do in @@REGION@@ are never on time for important appointments
4. sleeping on the job is recommended
4. the nation's iron imports are booming
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
5. the government prevents violence by committing genocide
5. people have become comfortably numb
2. children are encouraged to chase pigeons
5. the incidence of wrist sprains is falling
4. the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending
2. the cycle of extinction and rebirth is never ending
3. the old neighbourhood isn't how most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ remember it
4. blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems
3. photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls
3. a petition to improve @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks
4. polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?"
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
3. @@LEADER@@ has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space
1. cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
3. people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time
4. children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids
1. power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky
5. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
6. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
5. the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in @@REGION@@
3. space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across @@NAME@@
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have become death, the destroyer of worlds
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have become death, the destroyer of worlds
6. corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
7. corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
4. trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
5. trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
3. the @@CURRENCY@@ is worth its weight in gold
4. purchasing a can of Addison Cola requires a wheelbarrow of cash
3. people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
1. @@LEADER@@ arrives at international summits with a white cane
2. the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants
3. attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful
1. if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
2. foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas
3. money grows on trees
2. the government enables frack addiction
3. noises of neighbourhood generators have pierced the sound of silence
1. the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up
3. biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements
4. dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty
3. at least 4 unique companies in @@NAME@@ claim to sell Eckie-Cola
3. unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims
1. half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach
2. the treehouse in @@ANIMAL@@ Park is the tallest building in @@NAME@@
3. birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers
4. residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling
5. the legislature has come out as bicameral
2. the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas
4. spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps
1. coastlines are giant slag heaps
3. work stinks
4. work stinks
2. @@LEADER@@ is strangely popular with male politicians' wives
2. certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside
3. certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside
2. the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet
3. shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris
3. orange juice has been renamed yellow juice
4. the nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland
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Removed by:1. the looming peasant rebellion has been called off after farming was legalized
Sometimes removed by:1. cars are banned
1. all industry is owned and run by the government
2. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
3. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ is a protected species
1. marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home
3. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
2. there are no minimum wage laws
3. all tariffs have been abolished
1. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
3. a government program is underway to revitalize @@NAME@@'s beaches
4. the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid
3. the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations
1. the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations
6. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have more rights than the average citizen
3. adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children
1. prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
2. vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres
3. protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations
4. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
5. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
3. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
4. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
1. flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys
2. scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway
1. all-natural foods are becoming a major fad
2. the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system
5. crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country
1. space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space
2. cities are engulfed by smog
4. waste is frequently shipped to other countries
1. motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours
3. cars have been banned
1. wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct
1. citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages
2. the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work
1. the studies of art and philosophy are banned
3. only the brainiest citizens become academics
3. corporations are either above the law or corrupting it
1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
1. large sections of @@NAME@@ have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there
2. the sound of wooden legs echo throughout @@NAME@@ after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax
5. there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
1. tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants
2. cremation is compulsory for the deceased
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
3. the government has legalised small-scale capitalism
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped
2. the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night
3. heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste
3. all marriages are arranged by the government
1. mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies
2. owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions
1. the military struggles with recruitment
2. businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems
3. manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job
3. the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
2. illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory
3. the consumption of vegetables is illegal
1. the number of students attending university has reached a record high
3. it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt
5. @@NAME@@'s heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives
2. the government has the power to seize property at will
3. the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'
4. the world outside is only known of in folklore
1. nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers
2. Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer
5. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
6. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
1. the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy
3. the booming slave trade is now government-funded
1. shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned
2. the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics
4. the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services
2. the countryside is shrouded by wind farms
3. @@NAME@@ has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world
1. fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets
2. almost all of @@NAME@@'s water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices
1. the government is spending billions of taxpayer @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ to support "struggling" industries
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
1. contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above
1. people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
3. tourists outnumber citizens two to one
4. tourists outnumber citizens two to one
5. tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens
3. laws are littered with references to cheese
4. laws are littered with references to cheese
1. grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices
2. a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
3. the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
4. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
5. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
1. many working fathers have never seen their children
4. most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants
5. most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants
6. mandatory daycare is provided by the government
2. millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training
4. island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work
1. teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers
1. teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
1. the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction
2. prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress
5. residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes
3. mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance
1. litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job
2. daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter
3. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
4. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
1. oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds
3. wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms
1. the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced
2. it's always rabbit season
3. invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie
3. soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear
4. soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear
1. money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy
2. the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself"
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
3. billions are being spent on a new island airport
1. governments opposing @@NAME@@ are beset by rebels
1. the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan
1. 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become @@LEADER@@'s new moniker
3. "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis
1. town welcome signs list corporate sponsors
4. towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries
4. veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations
2. the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook
3. animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild
1. there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees
2. EpiPen sales have skyrocketed
5. the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero
1. corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
3. drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking
2. @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ facilities are being turned into @@ANIMAL@@ habitats
1. disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown
3. astronomers are flocking to @@NAME@@ to take advantage of its clear night skies
4. the native owl population is in permanent hibernation
3. the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster @@NAME@@ with trees
4. conspiracy theorists allege @@CAPITAL@@'s new subway map resembles Satanic symbols
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
3. the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions
1. the once prosperous capital is in utter decline
3. city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside
2. criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program
1. the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results
3. there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ grocery store
2. the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections
2. maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
3. citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper
1. @@CAPITAL@@'s main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight
3. the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution
1. poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild
2. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
3. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
4. the endangered saltwater humpback @@ANIMAL@@ is only seen in captivity programs
1. every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead
2. every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor
4. in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes
3. park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets
1. fruit pickers with degrees in @@ANIMAL@@ psychology are a common sight
3. the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder
1. @@LEADER@@ has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished
3. modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format
2. kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
1. economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
3. national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first
1. maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords
3. debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields
1. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
2. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
3. trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes
4. libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands
4. future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence
1. genetic researchers have taken to conducting illegal experiments in secret lairs
3. the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon
4. landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks
5. excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside
1. in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare
4. government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables
4. swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds
3. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
4. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
1. hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings
3. severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land
1. corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics
4. corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague
5. grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines
1. military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft
3. foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that @@NAME@@ will pay them to stop
5. remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders
1. Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping
3. truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills
2. people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more
2. the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape
1. local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities
2. unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves
1. 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail
2. the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills
4. the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble
1. citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee
2. the industries of @@NAME@@ are coughing all the way to the bank
3. carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk
4. toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam"
1. the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?"
4. politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese
2. parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife
1. schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more
2. proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones
4. calling shotgun on the front seat too many days in a row is seen as a crime against social equality
1. it's rare to find an unchewed pencil
4. Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume
1. families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain
2. fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers
1. glamping @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi
1. a serf by any other name works just as hard
1. bike rage is all the rage
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
1. increasing numbers of children in @@NAME@@ have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers
3. supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets
4. state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets
4. interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CB@@NAMEINITIALS@@ Governor goes house hunting
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
4. businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections
4. the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors
6. aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice
4. Air @@NAME@@ tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel
1. park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers
1. no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it
2. gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up
1. the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning
1. it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors
3. authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets
4. with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof
5. @@LEADER@@ has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony
1. dentists routinely perform open heart surgery
1. dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'
2. dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia
4. doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures
2. the country's motorways are surprisingly quiet
1. the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash
4. it is often said that only @@LEADER@@ could bring down Dàguó
1. demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked
2. tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward
5. nobody is forced to join the armed forces
1. it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into @@NAME@@
3. concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods
5. the nation is devoted to world peas
1. where there's smoke there's the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Forestry Department
3. it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven
1. urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens
2. ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths
3. cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags
5. sick days are on the rise
2. people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'
2. chocolate in @@NAME@@ has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers
2. the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP
3. military training in @@NAME@@ emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs
2. people who question what bunker construction has to do with economic reform tend to disappear
5. the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall
4. old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
2. consumers are free to choose - so long as they choose Eckie-Ecola or Eckie-Cola
2. a stitch in time could see you serving nine
5. pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy
6. the Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in @@NAME@@
1. restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints
3. mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants
1. CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show
2. home renovation shows are increasingly popular
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
6. hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead"
1. unemployed town criers cry over their drinks
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
3. it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast
4. it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to @@LEADER@@
4. explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase
3. workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning
1. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
3. adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère
2. unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society
3. the diplomatic corps stinks
4. the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth
1. it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away"
2. it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away"
1. the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks
5. the horniness of the great-horned @@ANIMAL@@ is considered a national priority
3. strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down
1. pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers
2. gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink
1. pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit
2. bins outnumber trees in city parks
1. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
2. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
4. people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs
4. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
1. the entire entry for @@NAME@@ in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'
3. posters on '@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Values' advise against being proud of @@NAME@@
4. citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious
1. toddler groups have taken over local libraries
3. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices
5. panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet
1. members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names
3. slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in @@NAME@@
2. carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise
1. many in @@NAME@@ are born in the purple
2. former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks
1. the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose
2. the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles
3. official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis
1. mechanics are often exhausted by their work
3. when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming
1. citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint
4. the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere
5. the nation has learned that pulling out is messy
1. supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale
3. garden flower shows rarely smell of roses
4. there is something rotten in the state of @@NAME@@
4. it's illegal to blow things up
6. hordes of tourists are ruining the environment
1. the statue in the @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ Plaza has a solar panel for a hat
1. patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water
3. stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff
4. lobster tastes best when it is red
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
2. nations that kill @@A@@ @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ can expect a strongly worded letter
3. taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days
4. overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters
1. most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade
3. extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary
2. the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard
2. a milk bath costs more than bathing in money
1. trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews
3. citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones
1. farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land
3. wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests
1. father-son fishing trips have been banned
1. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
2. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
1. the government considers the rising number of McRonald's fast food restaurants to be great progress
3. the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
1. colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation
2. the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery
2. foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with @@LEADER@@
3. children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes
1. new pests have been imported into @@NAME@@
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
3. genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee
5. email killed the radio star
6. email killed the radio star
3. annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous"
1. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
2. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
1. trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same
3. autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum
1. more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
3. @@LEADER@@ has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space
2. ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks
4. cows graze until the wolves come home
2. the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution
4. proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger
7. skyscrapers get built in just days
4. spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins
3. environmental legislation occurs cyclically
1. they who do not work shall not eat
3. the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless
3. autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back
6. angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes
4. the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi
1. the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem"
3. urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate
1. the government hopes austerity will lead to prosperity
2. the @@CURRENCY@@ is said to only have value in antique shops
1. a speech a day keeps climate change away
3. undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations
4. Big Belly is watching you
1. diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout
3. slavers are real nutters
1. travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing
1. pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security
4. citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm
1. the government has declared "all your rigs are belong to us"
2. the government enables frack addiction
2. foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take
3. thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks
2. environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests
1. beggars lack pockets for spare change
3. government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains
2. the treehouse in @@ANIMAL@@ Park is the tallest building in @@NAME@@
4. community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home
1. eating kids as food has been enshrined in law
2. @@CAPITAL@@ has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra
3. delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten
2. there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety
3. visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage
1. factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections
2. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
3. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
2. people don't want any foreign rubbish
1. it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves
3. tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker
1. national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings
3. families burn @@LEADER@@'s latest official photograph to keep warm
1. cheese lovers have a case of the bleus
2. even secular @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!"
5. school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education
5. children are disappointed their allowances are no longer convertible to gold
6. children are disappointed their allowances are no longer convertible to gold
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
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Gained from:4. corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks
3. the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging
3. half the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Army consists of Brasilistani contractors
2. entire provinces are being suppressed for collectively "planning terrorist attacks"
2. a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went
6. stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of @@NAME@@
3. the military lends out its new fighter jets as easily as a good neighbor lending out his garden tools
1. looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities
5. army pay is to kill and die for
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Removed by:1. unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers
4. the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise
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Gained from:2. there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship
3. atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified
Sometimes gained from:3. the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist
1. scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes
1. euthanasia is legal
4. there have been reports of people marrying housepets
2. elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume
3. a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun
3. the government is avowedly secular
2. major internet servers have acquired citizenship
1. sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high
3. government-run brothels can be found on every street corner
1. human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants
3. traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu
6. citizens are grown in vats
3. government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n
4. the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form
1. it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools
3. the people of @@NAME@@ are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes
5. people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'
4. religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds
3. the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly
3. retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour
4. believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine
2. conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors
2. motels cater primarily to adulterers
1. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
2. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
6. any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming
4. the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion
1. children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet
3. chain casinos dominate the national gambling market
4. chain casinos dominate the national gambling market
5. @@LEADER@@'s pleasure palace epitomizes corruption
4. science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous
1. the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts
1. back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation
4. getting a haircut is a punishable offence
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
3. the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions
2. the military has declared war on all religious influence
3. it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them
3. pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God
4. basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad
1. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
2. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
5. the new national anthem passes the Turing Test
4. atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power
3. homophobia is off the menu
4. seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals
2. official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels
1. civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's
2. almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme
3. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
3. the government's stance on marriage is 'Let @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ marry themselves'
2. religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged
4. straitjackets are a common religious garb
1. the elderly are killed softly with a song
2. Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy
4. politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe"
2. cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon
4. children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists'
1. former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins
4. children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets
1. the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds
3. folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain
3. the love has gone in @@NAME@@
2. mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation
3. a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers
4. children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work
2. children usually cry on their first day of school
3. children usually cry on their first day of school
2. end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang
1. the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment
4. the world is looking a bit more worldly
1. devotion to God is only skin-deep
2. religious households enthusiastically use whips in private
3. young people devote their entire lives to the faith
4. young people devote their entire lives to the faith
6. uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony
3. citizens who don't follow @@FAITH@@ are closely monitored for signs of self-harm
4. religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm
5. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
6. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
1. sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls
3. small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists
1. you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind
2. blessed are the meek for they have been beaten into submission
3. the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita
1. children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
3. government has seized the opium of the people
1. money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable
2. religious fanatics complain of being held down by the earth's gravitational field
3. every school is receiving a brand new eraser
1. clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence
1. business is banging at no-tell motels
5. science fiction is seen as the leading cause of mental breakdowns
1. prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet
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Removed by:1. the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven
1. crimson and Violet seem to run together
Sometimes removed by:3. it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs
2. genetic researchers have been expelled
2. euthanasia is illegal
3. euthanasia is illegal
2. genetic research has been halted
3. religious classes are compulsory for all school students
2. government officials are held to the highest standard of morality
3. government officials are held to the highest standard of morality
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
1. radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass
1. homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities
1. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
2. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
4. residents firmly believe there is no spoon (@@EGG@@)
3. computers have been banned
3. the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives
2. there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'
3. houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries
3. archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions
2. the teaching of evolution has been banned
2. the government is spending billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment
3. research into 'designer babies' is banned
2. blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest
1. government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples
4. anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined
1. students who refuse to pray are expelled from school
2. children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events
1. @@FAITH@@ has been named as @@NAME@@'s national religion
4. open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries
5. @@LEADER@@ is the self-declared God of all @@NAME@@
2. the study of quantum physics has been outlawed for fear of accidentally causing the end of the world
4. god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater
3. raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
2. family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned
3. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
4. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
5. absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations
1. military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'
3. bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
5. soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes
3. murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution
5. there are major delays at immigration checkpoints as travellers are forced to prove they belong to @@FAITH@@
1. @@LEADER@@ is worshipped as a god
2. government policy is dictated by @@FAITH@@
3. tax rises are attributed to divine will
5. failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine @@LEADER@@ is punishable by death
2. tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport
2. betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant
3. churches now double as dungeons
4. cruise liners are being requisitioned and filled with zoo animals as @@NAME@@ braces for "Le Grand Deluge"
4. moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned
2. the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books
1. biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse
2. biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to the Tranquility of Yellow en masse
6. @@LEADER@@ has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity
2. bris parties are all the rage
2. mathematicians are hated by children across the country
3. long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty
1. the last thing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them
4. the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to @@FAITH@@
4. smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour
4. science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters
1. @@FAITH@@ now admits men and women into its clergy
1. children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet
1. livestock mutilations are on the rise
3. citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?"
3. voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to @@NAME@@
2. bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of
2. the national anthem is considered broadly offensive to those who don't believe in @@FAITH@@
3. it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it"
2. oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys
3. children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife
3. adult stores are all sold out of whips
1. politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities
2. hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts
3. this year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence
1. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
2. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
1. atheists on vacation find @@FAITH@@'s scriptures make useful doorstops
3. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
4. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
2. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
3. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
4. the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh
1. Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame
3. children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later
5. ritual mummification is making a comeback
1. everyone hates people who encourage hate
4. the national policy on terrorism is "forgive and forget"
3. people spend a lot on hair and nails
4. people spend a lot on hair and nails
5. white privilege is a real thing
3. clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos
2. unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place
3. grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday
3. superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit
3. fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday
6. holiday gift-giving is often peppered with songs of praise to morally-questionable televangelists
5. many believe that @@LEADER@@ rules by divine right
2. gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages
1. children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts
3. the New @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms
3. the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof
4. the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship
5. the only religious freedom citizens have is which religion they want to oppress them
1. every day at 4am @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wake to pray for the sun to rise
1. burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside
3. a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for @@ANIMAL@@ sacrifices
2. people hearing voices that tell them to commit crimes are automatically assumed to be holy
7. it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes
2. the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore
3. foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities
3. modern @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ art is so hot right now
1. pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ roads
3. gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones
6. relationship guidance consists of "lie back and think of @@NAME@@"
1. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ twitch nervously at the sight of nuns
2. teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty
1. a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction
3. @@LEADER@@ claims to know what infants are thinking
1. it is written that repentant sinners are most blessed by @@LEADER@@
2. it is written that heretics die and @@LEADER@@ laughs
4. favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips
3. religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs
5. catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming
2. there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day
3. workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year
3. government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay
1. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
2. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
1. burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine
2. burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine
5. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
6. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
4. "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up
5. citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping
1. the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on @@NAME@@
4. cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases
2. religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches)
1. religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves
2. refugee camp conversions to @@FAITH@@ are increasingly common
3. believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas
5. the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free
5. religious officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake
4. a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of @@CAPITAL@@
4. government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You"
1. no true communist is an unbeliever
3. fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs
1. the holiest shrine in @@FAITH@@ is on another world
2. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
2. advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five
4. the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi
4. red fabric is banned
2. weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies
3. citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?"
4. every political party claims that their platform is based on divine revelation
2. many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed
2. government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens"
3. the only film released this month was "Prayervengers: Heresy War"
1. atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum
4. people queue for valets instead of parking spaces
1. the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face
2. @@LEADER@@'s support among single young men has drooped slightly
2. all you have to do is pray to get into @@NAME@@
1. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
2. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
6. civic leaders eagerly encourage sinners to spend more time on their knees
2. a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills
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keen interest in outer space | |
Gained from:1. billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are being poured into a space program
2. the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed
1. space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space
4. most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry
5. citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon
1. nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids
2. the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare
2. the government is spending billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist
2. the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels
1. the holiest shrine in @@FAITH@@ is on another world
3. military chaplains grow frustrated with their long commutes
4. being a member of the glee club disqualifies @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ from space travel
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Removed by:3. the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits
2. white-collar unemployment skyrockets as the suburbs are not within bicycling distance to work (@@EGG@@)
4. the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program
4. falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods
2. space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft
3. government-sanctioned factory-smashing has the Luddites of @@NAME@@ rejoicing
3. the space program has been reduced to @@LEADER@@'s nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle
7. the thought of funding space programs drives @@LEADER@@ crazy
2. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
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lack of airports | |
Gained from:5. aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
5. derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels
5. mail and shipped goods take forever to get to buyers
3. @@ANIMAL@@-wagons to @@CAPITAL@@ are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads
5. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
6. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
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Removed by:1. contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above
2. former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks
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multi-spousal wedding ceremonies | |
Gained from:1. polygamy is legal
4. there have been reports of people marrying housepets
3. all marriages are arranged by the government
Sometimes gained from:1. every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry
3. couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics
2. @@LEADER@@'s new android secretary is the latest media darling
3. the church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily
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Removed by:4. divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets
6. citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State
4. once-popular honeymoon destinations have become ghost towns due to a lack of visitors
2. a flood of mandatory divorces burden the courts
2. children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand
1. former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins
2. @@LEADER@@ is in a committed monogamous relationship with a huge number of people
2. end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang
3. former first wives now find themselves mothers to twenty children
1. wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles
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museums and concert halls | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:2. elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume
3. nude art is becoming wildly popular
1. people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight
4. @@NAME@@'s Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region
1. a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country
3. recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies
1. the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces
3. graffiti graces every city's streets
2. artists are pillars of society
2. there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'
1. large sections of @@NAME@@ have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there
5. a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world
1. murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour
1. prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams
3. archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions
2. skateparks can be found in every city
2. the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest @@ANIMAL@@ hunting institutions
5. the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication
1. it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
1. immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day
4. all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society
2. students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak
2. seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'
2. the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit
3. tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport
1. conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings
4. commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies
5. terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums
2. the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system
3. troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour
1. builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction
2. the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny
3. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
4. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
5. the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in @@REGION@@
1. troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto
1. commemoration of the Great @@REGION@@ War costs almost as much as the war itself
2. historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism
4. the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event
2. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
3. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
4. players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (@@EGG@@)
1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
2. tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects
4. books are so highly regarded in @@NAME@@ that libraries are often revered as holy shrines
1. tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless
1. the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world
3. children are expected to carve their own toys
2. village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances
2. gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs
3. public shaming is the bedrock of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ society
2. good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals
3. groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol
1. Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to @@CAPITAL@@ to enjoy their national art
3. city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside
2. a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants
1. @@LEADER@@'s exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners
1. artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings
4. folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers"
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
5. city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty
6. city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty
3. the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained @@ANIMAL@@
3. young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery
2. commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all
1. hundreds of teenagers die every year at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Hungry Games
3. international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism
4. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
6. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
3. annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt
6. @@LEADER@@ is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls
3. international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise
1. urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts
3. the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years
2. intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works
3. people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy
4. funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience
5. contestants on @@NAME@@'s Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent
3. the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers
3. distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ throne
1. @@LEADER@@'s luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site
2. policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns
6. a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man
3. not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric
1. @@LEADER@@'s peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
1. golden statues of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District
3. t-shirts displaying a photo of @@LEADER@@ performing the Full-Monty are selling out
2. colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial @@ANIMAL@@'
1. the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite
4. the government has declared that monochrome cinema is the next big thing
2. bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of
7. you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly
4. pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace
1. the nation has nearly as many history museums as @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
1. squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal
3. the Great Pyramid of @@CAPITAL@@ can be seen from miles away
5. the new classical revitalization of @@CAPITAL@@ is expected to be completed sometime in the next century
1. the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly
3. it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it"
2. restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in @@NAME@@
3. there are no bananas today in @@NAME@@
1. barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the @@CAPITAL@@ Natural History Museum
3. the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people
3. truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills
4. @@LEADER@@ is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour
2. the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape
2. hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts
2. school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel
3. terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports
3. the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands
3. kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class
2. dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming
3. tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments
2. statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty
2. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
3. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
3. citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna
3. songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti
3. when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ dark-plume goshawk
1. drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth
1. for 25 @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy
5. Air @@NAME@@ is rumored to receive more government funding than the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force
6. Air @@NAME@@ is rumored to receive more government funding than the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force
3. politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies
2. the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea
4. shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes
3. the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification
2. celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget
4. angry men scowl at each other across chess boards
3. toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters
4. the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools
4. wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons
2. cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park
4. visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering
3. ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes
3. it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven
4. a rusted hulk in @@CAPITAL@@ harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in @@REGION@@
1. collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise
1. on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life
2. citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals
1. the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried @@ANIMAL@@ Dung" has been declared a national treasure
2. Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to @@NAME@@ as a reminder of their "special relationship"
1. museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts
2. education is transforming people into first-rate snobs
3. the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country
4. the Gallery of Amusing Cat Photographs is the most popular museum in the country
2. this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year
3. movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise
2. explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends
3. preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance
1. nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines
4. bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects
1. road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans
2. street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner
1. an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs
1. the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese
2. there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies
6. there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands
2. in musicals everybody's a little bit racist
4. five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year
2. the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation
1. a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to @@LEADER@@
4. the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship
2. theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage
1. a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction
3. government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy
1. a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows
1. wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them
3. there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building
3. the diplomatic corps stinks
1. elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation
4. the latest political memes depict @@LEADER@@ as an overly-choreographed robot
4. card collectors duel to the death
2. minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander
3. stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ humor gets
1. foreign lack of enthusiasm for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli
2. most pop videos prominently feature the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag
1. concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas"
1. the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item
4. the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness
1. the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat
2. a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of @@LEADER@@
1. some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them
4. all the playground's a stage for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ schoolchildren
1. gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away
2. it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language
1. seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma
1. trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams
1. soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets
3. posing for pictures is an integral part of military training
2. at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to @@LEADER@@'s wardrobe
4. the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in @@REGION@@
3. days begin with afternoon tea
3. artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece
2. it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon
2. primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit
3. ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain
3. gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones
1. arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets
1. the 'sing-a-long with @@LEADER@@' album is a popular souvenir
2. tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set
4. awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown
4. films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay
5. the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos
6. the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos
2. few that venture into government archives are ever seen again
3. the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap
5. Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget
1. books are often used as kindling
3. the book "Zen and the Art of Dog Maintenance" is inexplicably a worldwide success
2. residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts
4. teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years
3. the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought
1. citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason
4. the @@CAPITAL@@ Film Festival recently voted '@@DEMONYMNOUN@@ Getting Hit By Football' as best film
4. heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-@@CURRENCY@@ treacle machine
2. group hugs break out during floor votes
2. the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me
1. museum employees look down on short people
4. fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures
1. the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally
3. the well-to-do in @@REGION@@ are never on time for important appointments
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about @@LEADER@@
2. nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2
1. masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery
2. politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority")
2. royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work
3. nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls
2. signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés
4. paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark
2. the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu
3. there's a mortuary next to every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurant
2. rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century
2. it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise
1. practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no"
2. the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to @@NAME@@" on tails
1. it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions
2. a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics
1. the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ weed picker
2. internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ weed picker are way up
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe manners maketh the leader
1. the official @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child
2. children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again
1. old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum
2. the parliament doubled in size recently
3. the parliament doubled in size recently
2. @@CAPITAL@@ has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra
3. the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers
1. kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history
6. visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination
2. families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs
2. a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills
2. community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for @@LEADER@@'
4. @@LEADER@@ accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients
2. even secular @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!"
2. what goes down must come up
11. @@LEADER@@ has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (@@EGG@@)
1. contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art
2. artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air
1. the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans
2. private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button
1. political spontaneity takes a lot of planning
3. people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces
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Removed by:Sometimes removed by:1. radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass
1. artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common
2. all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material
2. the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups
3. poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment
3. the use of martial arts is banned
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
1. graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail
2. Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls
1. the studies of art and philosophy are banned
3. only the brainiest citizens become academics
3. government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
4. native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting
2. arbitration is mightier than the sword
2. major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings
1. skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines
1. the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned
3. main battle tanks stalk the woods of @@NAME@@ in search of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
2. a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station
3. religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural
6. the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
1. strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins
1. museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin
3. the 'Half King of Maxtopia' exhibit is the least popular amongst museum-goers
4. museums occasionally burn priceless artifacts in order to intimidate foreign curators
2. concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule
3. concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule
4. almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising
1. teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers
2. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
3. vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television
1. discarded pennies litter the streets
3. anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed
4. immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border
1. student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned @@ANIMAL@@ball fields
3. 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office
1. the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts
4. getting a haircut is a punishable offence
3. bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes
2. teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house
3. mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot
1. country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized
1. auditors are gutting every governmental department
2. rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements
1. school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment
1. tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'
3. the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have replaced bears in a popular idiom
2. royalist is the most offensive slur in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ language
3. royalist is the most offensive slur in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ language
4. royalist is the most offensive slur in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ language
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politics is literally a blood sport
4. no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed
1. over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
4. oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem
1. nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise
2. teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake
1. a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'
1. young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus
2. all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon
2. signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles
3. kids are exceptionally good at digging holes
1. the @@CAPITAL@@ Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District
2. penniless buskers are singing for their supper
3. singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland
1. the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture
2. the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture
5. only women may wear the crown of @@NAME@@
3. burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime
4. the legal minefield around ownership of fiction has demolished the publishing industry
5. science fiction invariably depicts socialist societies as Utopian
2. denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom
3. an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob'
4. cute fluffy little @@LEADERPLURAL@@ are increasingly popular exotic pets
4. libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands
4. citizens have voted the song "@@LEADER@@ Smells Like @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@" as their new national anthem
1. in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
2. the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else
4. the nation is well known for its rather dull and family-friendly architecture
2. oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys
1. excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions
4. selfie stick use is a required Scout badge
1. no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium
3. indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits
1. 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail
3. home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks
2. tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian
1. foreign musicians that @@LEADER@@ dislikes are turned away at the border
2. dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia
2. parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife
3. the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea
1. many marriages go virtually unconsummated
1. military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets
3. anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death
4. it is unwise to be a poet even if things rhyme and you don't know it
1. all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers
3. a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate
4. the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh
1. people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support @@LEADER@@
4. having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom
5. having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom
1. serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk
2. historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre
3. the Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage
1. stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings
4. Air @@NAME@@ tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel
2. undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected
3. the government's stance on marriage is 'Let @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ marry themselves'
3. youth call each other types of vegetables in lieu of government-banned racial insults
1. black tea is only available on the black market
3. machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter
1. those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans
3. clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos
3. Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'
1. Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion
2. military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner
1. there's a bright dawn ahead for @@NAME@@
5. sick days are on the rise
4. centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels
4. comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot
5. adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them
3. illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market
3. from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in @@NAME@@
3. art criticism in @@NAME@@ is scathingly destructive
5. the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate"
1. '@@ANIMAL@@nado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie
1. The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony
2. a stitch in time could see you serving nine
3. schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit
1. citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts
1. theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good
3. God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone
2. bilingual @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are viewed with suspicion
4. it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left
2. the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism
3. traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon
5. rock and roll involves rolling literal rocks in prison
4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
2. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
3. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
5. students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50
1. caroling is considered a public disturbance
2. it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable
3. modern @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ art is so hot right now
4. Snapgram-filtered portraits adorn the walls of stately homes
5. chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on
6. hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on
2. children cry as government officials steal their water pistols
1. textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be
3. the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters
4. the libraries of @@NAME@@ are staffed by lone, lonely librarians
4. former royals stand on the street corner with signs reading "will cut ribbons for money"
2. running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training
4. the term "Native @@DEMONYMNOUN@@" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority
5. saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense
1. monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends
3. royal princesses are recognizable by their plastic tiaras
1. television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment
1. insanely good theatre productions face government censorship
4. ex-royals are being greeted by a whole new set of gestures
1. foreign ambassadors never get to see what @@NAME@@ has to offer
1. brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries
4. the nation tends not to learn from its history
2. one can walk from one side of @@CAPITAL@@ to the other without setting foot on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soil
4. newspapers print only headlines
1. the statue in the @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ Plaza has a solar panel for a hat
3. foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather
4. favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips
3. taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location
3. many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
5. citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping
5. coconut-half banging former royals skip around the countryside seeking gullible peasants to rule
1. "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster
1. politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back
3. former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor
4. the monarchy goes down the drain with a royal flush
5. the monarchy goes down the drain with a royal flush
1. posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables
1. every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting
3. populations of two-headed @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites
5. religious officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake
1. the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market
1. sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls
3. small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists
3. a petition to improve @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks
3. the holiday spirit must not be taken to the max
4. unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers
4. Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble @@LEADER@@'s enigmatic grin
5. the elderly don't know who the dickens adorns the face of newly-issued banknotes
2. faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation
3. every citizen sounds like a television news anchor
1. teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath
1. eating kids as food has been enshrined in law
1. asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response
2. asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response
1. middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians
2. academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs
8. short is not always sweet
1. chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels
1. citizens can freely debate whether @@LEADER@@ is a great leader or the greatest leader
3. songs of praise to @@LEADER@@ are filled with coded messages from the resistance
3. the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys
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national health service | |
Gained from:1. the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens
4. the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens
4. the study of medicine is popular throughout @@NAME@@
3. people eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare
2. the new universal healthcare system has been dubbed @@LEADER@@-care by its detractors
3. former pharmaceutical company owners have lost their healthy incomes
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Removed by:2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
3. the well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute
5. the NHS has recently been discontinued
5. the health budget has been diverted into prolonging @@LEADER@@'s life
3. there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace
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otherworldly petting zoo | |
Gained from:1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
Sometimes gained from:1. recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order
2. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
3. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
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Removed by:3. animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild
1. poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild
1. romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars
3. monster hunters with oversized swords roam the land
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parental licensing program | |
Gained from:1. citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities
3. underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities
2. parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away
2. the newest generation of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are nearly clone-like in appearance
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans
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Removed by:3. prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children
3. posters encourage people to "Just Do It!"
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pith helmet sales | |
Gained from:3. the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources
4. the country is constantly under siege trying to protect soccer moms who've settled in occupied territory (@@EGG@@)
4. @@NAME@@ has begun an effort to aggressively conquer neighboring countries (@@EGG@@)
1. the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan
2. Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony
3. the nation's people have woken up to find themselves colonial masters of Brasilistan
1. the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan
1. 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become @@LEADER@@'s new moniker
1. anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
3. colonial subjects have @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ culture shoved down their throats
1. colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation
2. the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery
3. small patches of desolate land across the world are part of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ sovereign territory
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Removed by:3. thousands of citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene
4. Brasilistan is being evacuated after its designation as 'Test Zone 1 - Nuclear'
1. the sun now sets on the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Empire
5. freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive
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prohibition of alcohol | |
Gained from:3. all alcohol is banned
7. ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka
4. politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public
4. moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned
1. former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés
6. hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
3. citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz
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Removed by:3. zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets
1. @@NAME@@'s fine wines are renowned throughout the region
3. drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (@@EGG@@)
3. bar brawls are an hourly occurrence
4. bar brawls are an hourly occurrence
1. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
2. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
5. falling over while singing is a national pastime
1. roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards
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public floggings | |
Gained from:3. thieves are flogged in public for their crimes
1. sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes
3. people caught mistreating @@NAME@@'s flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain
3. atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship
3. churches now double as dungeons
1. rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable
1. hundreds of teenagers die every year at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Hungry Games
2. prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers
2. an eye for an eye leaves @@NAME@@ blind
2. unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place
1. the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary
3. slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration
2. screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of @@NAME@@
5. the nation is now officially a purple state
3. justice is blinding
3. decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money
2. sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street
3. sprinters achieve their personal bests only when the Olympic Team recruiters come calling
3. police nightsticks see use all day long
3. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
4. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
3. Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots
Sometimes gained from:1. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
2. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
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Removed by:1. whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Embarrassments
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punitive income tax rates | |
Gained from:3. citizens are forbidden from leaving the country
Sometimes gained from:1. cars are banned
2. bicyclists are banned from major roads
3. the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts
1. Harry Potter books are banned
2. the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller
1. all industry is owned and run by the government
1. gambling is outlawed
1. the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions
2. the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru
2. meat-eating is frowned upon
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
4. meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy
2. public nudity is compulsory
2. a nation-wide cull of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ is in effect
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ is a protected species
2. the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs
1. the death penalty has been reintroduced
2. extreme political groups are outlawed
1. military spending is on the increase
1. the police force is on a recruitment drive
2. education and welfare spending are on the rise
1. the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes
2. political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations
2. high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate
3. citizens select which government department gets their income tax @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ each year
2. all recreational drugs are legal
1. kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles
2. the nation is completely gun-free
3. preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime
2. all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras
3. citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements
1. it is illegal to make racist remarks in public
2. the tenet of free speech is held dear
1. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
2. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
3. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
5. the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas
1. a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway
2. military spending recently hit a new high
3. a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate
1. scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes
2. genetic researchers have been expelled
1. organ donation is compulsory
1. college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys
2. organ donation rates have hit a new low
2. euthanasia is illegal
3. euthanasia is illegal
1. TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas
2. the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles
3. all tariffs have been abolished
3. a government program is underway to revitalize @@NAME@@'s beaches
2. the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
3. the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
1. scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied @@ANIMAL@@
3. genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape
1. smoking is banned in public areas
2. an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban
1. the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees
1. the nation has an international reputation for compassion
1. the government snoops on private internet connections
2. the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content
1. billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are being poured into a space program
2. the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed
3. religious classes are compulsory for all school students
4. morality classes are compulsory for all school students
1. newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government
2. government officials are held to the highest standard of morality
3. government officials are held to the highest standard of morality
1. funding for education has been redirected into the military
2. the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending
3. the government spends millions of tax @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools
4. students returning from overseas study are questioning the status quo
2. the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
1. radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass
1. torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals
3. people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed
1. major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day
1. Jennifer Government is banned
1. a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders
2. refugees from other nations are flocking to @@NAME@@'s border
3. the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular
1. the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens
4. the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens
3. the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations
1. a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up
3. midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency
1. artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common
2. all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material
3. nude art is becoming wildly popular
1. billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are being blown on orbital weapons development
1. strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices
1. government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest
2. minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home
3. members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians
1. people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight
2. the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups
3. poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment
1. citizens must have a license to operate a computer
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
3. a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun
4. the government pours millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ into rehabilitation programs annually
1. drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government
2. drunk drivers are sentenced to death
3. all alcohol is banned
3. the judicial system legislates morality
4. the judicial system legislates morality
6. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have more rights than the average citizen
7. the government has become increasingly militant
8. the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly
4. @@NAME@@'s Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region
1. citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling"
3. schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students
1. child labor has been outlawed
2. teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs
3. the nation is currently revamping its entire education system
2. martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control
3. ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime
1. sex changes are routinely performed at @@NAME@@'s hospitals
3. women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners
1. territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy
2. the government violently suppresses separatist movements
1. the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments
2. factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas
1. prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
2. vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres
1. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
2. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
1. a National Academy regulates grammar and usage
2. children are raised bilingual from an early age
3. the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public
2. college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza
3. college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza
5. the state subsidizes liposuction
1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
4. anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst
1. the @@NAME@@ Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise
2. police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races
2. re-education centers are being added to most prisons
3. criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers
2. CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options
4. local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food"
1. the @@ANIMAL@@ is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction
1. UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news
2. birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire
3. X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low
1. only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens
3. computers have been banned
3. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
4. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
3. all guns must be registered
1. a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country
2. copyright laws have been abolished
1. murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows
2. soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers
1. flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys
1. all-natural foods are becoming a major fad
3. people are moving into treehouses in record numbers
3. televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events
4. membership in @@FAITH@@ is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned
1. people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations
2. colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions
3. @@NAME@@'s free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand
1. the government spends millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ every year prosecuting spammers
4. the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress
1. pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil
2. the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system
3. suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns
4. riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens @@NAME@@'s stability
1. space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space
2. cities are engulfed by smog
4. waste is frequently shipped to other countries
1. libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars
3. all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves
1. traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways
2. the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting
1. all beauty contests have been banned
2. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
3. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
4. Max Barry is this year's Miss @@NAME@@
1. motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours
2. new urban roads are threatening city parks
3. cars have been banned
2. bizarre-looking creatures called '@@ANIMAL@@dogs' dominate wildlife preserves
1. public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people"
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
2. every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government
3. manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals
2. an enormous health awareness programme is underway
3. government-run brothels can be found on every street corner
1. only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations
2. private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government
3. the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives
2. the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of @@NAME@@'s cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance
1. the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces
1. councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters
1. a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect
2. door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'
2. children have only the most basic of education
3. the education system is famed for its taxing exams
1. graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail
2. Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls
2. drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government
3. reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up
1. appendix transplant figures have recently doubled
2. medical lawsuits are out of control
3. the insurance industry is outlawed
4. the study of medicine is popular throughout @@NAME@@
1. the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril
2. the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work
3. motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies
2. Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in @@NAME@@
1. ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties
2. the @@NAME@@ Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament
1. school uniforms are compulsory
1. retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites
6. citizens are grown in vats
1. corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation
2. elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-@@CURRENCY@@ mansions
1. students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class
3. government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n
1. large sections of @@NAME@@ have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
5. a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world
2. legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass
3. the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician
2. arbitration is mightier than the sword
1. misbehaving @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others
2. the government funds large training centres to turn @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ into functioning members of society
2. strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else
3. the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers
4. reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees
5. those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads
1. abortions are routinely performed in @@NAME@@'s hospitals
3. abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics
2. the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism
3. the arms industry is strictly regulated
1. private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots
2. the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots
3. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
4. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
5. there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
2. the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs
3. houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries
4. the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form
2. citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'
1. roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews
1. prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams
3. archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions
3. citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'
1. the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned
2. the teaching of evolution has been banned
3. biology and religious education classes have recently been merged
4. children are sent to either religious or secular schools
2. the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands
3. the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared
4. most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry
5. military service is compulsory
6. the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds
1. parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads
2. citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons
1. phone taps are frequently carried out by the police
1. citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over @@NAME@@
2. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
3. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
4. all weapon research has been banned
2. the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence
1. protests are illegal
3. protests are legal but strictly supervised
2. skateparks can be found in every city
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped
3. heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste
1. military barracks resemble five-star hotels
4. newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines
3. trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts
2. children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies
2. inheritance tax has recently been abolished
1. dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws
2. several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation
1. a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed
3. referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population
1. citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities
3. welfare funding has recently gone through the roof
1. elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates
1. the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth
4. most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists
2. people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex
1. the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned
1. mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies
2. owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions
1. business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace
3. mostly women are seen and not heard
4. men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic
2. all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave
3. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
4. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
2. those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed
1. historical fiction has been banned
2. the government is cracking down on subversive groups
2. truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news
1. the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
2. millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad @@ANIMAL@@ Disease
3. millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad @@ANIMAL@@ Disease
1. sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'
4. children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban
2. a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station
4. every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame
3. research into 'designer babies' is banned
4. government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders
5. @@NAME@@'s army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers
2. children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces
2. the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers
2. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
3. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
2. the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system
3. only adults may purchase violent video games
4. students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games
4. cheese has been labelled a dangerous weapon and banned
3. children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life
5. a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of @@NAME@@ remains pure
1. citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months
3. the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet
4. jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'
2. the military has quashed a recent coup attempt
4. kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme
1. almost all products in @@NAME@@ are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
1. @@NAME@@ has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
3. all footpaths have tollbooths
1. government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples
3. the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions
4. anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined
1. female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast
3. the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country
4. homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel
1. the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate
1. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
2. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
3. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
4. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
6. soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads
7. young girls often attend the same schools as their children
1. @@NAME@@'s navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas
2. the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates
1. politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads
3. strategic bombers are being converted into preschools
1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
2. illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory
5. nine out of ten citizens of @@NAME@@ answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation
1. rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons
2. anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper
3. the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls
1. mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined
1. the number of students attending university has reached a record high
4. closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants
2. postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation
3. the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service
1. Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused
2. the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled @@NAME@@ with a very polite populace
3. the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable
1. crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing
3. every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries
1. buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel
2. the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country
5. @@NAME@@'s heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives
1. Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes
2. politicians live in luxury
3. Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme
1. eminent domain has been abolished
3. the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'
2. hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region
1. the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land
3. atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship
1. citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone
4. annual tax returns take at least two years to complete
5. civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts
1. the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists
2. everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist
3. customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity
4. the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists
1. the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (@@EGG@@)
1. the government has implemented minimum wage laws
2. unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws
1. students who refuse to pray are expelled from school
2. children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events
3. religious education is a new government priority
1. the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms
2. the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms
7. ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka
4. it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls
2. the government has enacted freedom of information
1. the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria
2. rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria
4. DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects
4. women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers
5. women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers
1. foreign nationals are widely distrusted
2. shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding @@NAME@@
3. diplomats in @@NAME@@ are furious at constant police surveillance
5. citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon
1. corporate lobbying has been outlawed
1. high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water
2. the Great @@NAME@@ Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region
4. agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities
1. the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in @@NAME@@
1. international tensions are high as @@NAME@@ threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens
5. the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights
1. the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia
2. recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable
2. badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game
1. charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial
3. all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of @@CAPITAL@@
3. the Federal Council of @@NAME@@ has been announced as the new Head of State
4. even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister
5. @@LEADER@@ has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences
1. @@FAITH@@ has been named as @@NAME@@'s national religion
4. open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries
5. @@LEADER@@ is the self-declared God of all @@NAME@@
1. @@NAME@@ is building an army to protect its overseas territories
3. religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural
4. all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society
5. property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities
6. the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive
1. @@NAME@@ successfully hosted the @@REGION@@ Olympics
3. the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age
2. the fire protection service is wholly government-funded
3. most citizens in @@NAME@@ are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government
1. frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security
5. aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed
1. construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway
4. the crackdown on private property seems as endless as the government issued food stamp lines
1. the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter
2. citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless
4. citizens who become homeless are immediately executed
1. nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids
2. the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters
4. god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater
3. referenda are held for every conceivable government action
1. it is illegal to liberate slaves
2. employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers
1. suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps
4. the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
2. citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them
3. @@LEADER@@ goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses
4. nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government
1. parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list
1. the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle
2. the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge
2. the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy
1. shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned
2. the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics
3. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
4. the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services
5. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
1. a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion
3. the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative
1. renewable energy projects have ground to a halt
2. the countryside is shrouded by wind farms
3. @@NAME@@ has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world
1. fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets
2. almost all of @@NAME@@'s water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices
3. raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists
3. businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up
3. several universities in @@NAME@@ have assembled expensive research teams to explore and study new lands and old ruins (@@EGG@@)
1. the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'
3. mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights
4. toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense
1. economists claim no news is good news
4. abacus sales outpace those of the personal computer following the closure of the Internet
2. police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate
3. the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime
1. police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions
2. police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions
3. embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns
1. mothers drive their college-graduate children to work
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
1. students cut up leftover @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ during Arts and Crafts
2. family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned
3. annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals
5. people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket
7. love is given from each according to their ability but marriage is assigned to each according to their needs
2. popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security"
3. the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry
2. students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak
3. clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions
3. the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about @@LEADER@@
1. the government is pouring billions into replacement brains
1. the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines
3. the new hit series "@@NAME@@'s Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country
1. the internet has been placed under government control
2. students abandon classrooms for online education
1. the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven
4. midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population
1. people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales
3. the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas
4. fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists
1. museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin
4. museums occasionally burn priceless artifacts in order to intimidate foreign curators
1. police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers
2. overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains
4. the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health
1. new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in @@NAME@@ to be bombproof
3. the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
1. glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town
3. tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport
4. kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun"
1. the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists
2. anti-tourism militias patrol the borders
3. tourists outnumber citizens two to one
4. tourists outnumber citizens two to one
5. tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens
1. conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings
5. terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums
2. the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed
3. laws are littered with references to cheese
4. laws are littered with references to cheese
1. CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears
2. shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district
2. the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event
3. national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'
4. hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight
2. fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation
1. grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices
2. a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions
3. surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
2. the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
2. businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation
2. companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave
3. unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave
1. former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work
3. businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders
4. the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation
1. politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills
2. many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers
5. the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support
6. dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love
1. @@NAME@@ Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'
2. the @@NAMEINITIALS@@BI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays
1. aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'
2. fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes
2. multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy"
3. multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy"
4. a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end
1. @@NAME@@ is increasingly belligerent on the international stage
2. the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism
3. the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security
2. conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors
3. priests are being drafted by the church load
4. priests are being drafted by the church load
1. cheating spouses are required to undergo job training
1. government popup ads are springing up like weeds
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
1. prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail
3. criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear
4. police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
1. droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police
1. citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy
1. it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey
4. computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire
4. online tourism reviews of @@NAME@@ are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar
1. the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around @@CAPITAL@@
2. 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive
3. 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive
4. the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system
1. families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up
2. criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat
3. knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety
2. pet owners exercise their @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ at a snail's pace or risk prosecution
4. government officials across @@NAME@@ are being "encouraged" to adopt @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to set an example for the populace
1. all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'
2. travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies
3. the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one
4. soldiers are equipped with multi-million @@CURRENCY@@ battlesuits
5. soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes
1. stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor
3. the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations
1. the government is flooded with compensation requests
3. children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is
1. @@CAPITAL@@ is a police state during international summits
1. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
2. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
4. citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer
5. there are major delays at immigration checkpoints as travellers are forced to prove they belong to @@FAITH@@
1. builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction
3. computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens"
1. noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law
2. most people suffer from some form of hearing loss
1. workers have seized control of the economy
1. corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned
3. the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners
1. the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall
3. fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government
4. fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government
5. groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'
5. residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes
1. litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job
3. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
4. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
1. hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities
3. many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations
1. oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds
2. the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters
3. wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms
4. Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park
1. rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups
2. new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen
1. the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers
3. every street in the nation contains at least three law firms
3. the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams
6. the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters
2. private law firms are unheard of
3. train stations can be 'armful places
4. anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit
1. consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed
2. streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens
3. stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet
1. the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies
3. the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad
4. sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself
1. the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced
3. invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie
4. the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'
2. cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground
1. 'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto
6. getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter
1. pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police
2. pro-democracy regime change has been avoided
2. third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament
3. coalition governments are essential to passing new laws
2. foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle
4. the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program
1. @@LEADER@@ is worshipped as a god
2. government policy is dictated by @@FAITH@@
5. failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine @@LEADER@@ is punishable by death
3. underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities
1. children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet
2. tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport
4. @@CAPITAL@@ spends billions upgrading public transport
1. fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits
1. fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards
3. unemployed butchers line the streets
4. harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy
1. companies are turning to trained @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ for their most menial jobs
4. foreign observers are baffled by the sway @@LEADER@@'s student intern holds over macroeconomics
3. soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business
2. betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant
1. troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto
2. rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear
4. police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters
1. mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field
1. helicopter parenting is on the rise
2. mollycoddled youths run the country
3. the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
1. the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia
1. commemoration of the Great @@REGION@@ War costs almost as much as the war itself
2. historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism
4. the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
2. planespotters are emigrating in droves
3. billions are being spent on a new island airport
2. tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges
2. citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times
3. school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices
4. immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border
1. the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play
4. political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm
5. political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm
1. warfare increasingly resembles a video game
1. the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan
2. the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers
1. troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean
2. carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population
1. toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan
2. nation-building is the new national pastime
3. nation-building is the new national pastime
1. the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports
1. any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist
1. soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly
1. the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel
2. claims of genocide have been levied against the nation by international observers
3. @@REGION@@ holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered
1. Brasilistan's industrial base is being quickly decimated
1. the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan
2. elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan
2. military chiefs pretend they're not at home when foreign governments call
2. even the family pets of Brasilistani insurgents are being put down
1. the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight
2. Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
3. listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases
1. the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence
2. vaccinations are mandatory
3. parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence
4. science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous
2. government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons
4. towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries
1. student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned @@ANIMAL@@ball fields
2. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
3. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
4. disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment
2. government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience
3. @@LEADER@@ is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn
4. oracles predict landslide victories for @@LEADER@@ for the next 50 years
1. @@LEADER@@'s former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht
1. the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish
1. the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure
3. all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet
1. many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses
3. 90% of active duty @@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones
1. returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion
2. the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in @@CAPITAL@@ for fear of causing a fuss
3. randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport
1. the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust
2. the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare
3. countless government officials are accused of espionage
1. even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious
3. bleach is the nation's most common pesticide
3. women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the @@TYPE@@
2. the majority of @@NAME@@'s traffic wardens have been sacked overnight
3. the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters
2. forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks
3. it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated
3. factories grind to a halt every time there is an election
1. shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals
2. mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past
3. animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild
4. Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies
2. the nation is proudly the least fertile in @@REGION@@
2. electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor
3. the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster
5. package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group
2. every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity
3. it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines
1. politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot
1. citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins
2. tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet
2. political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations
2. minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration
2. tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects
1. there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees
2. EpiPen sales have skyrocketed
3. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
4. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
5. the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero
2. business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters
3. a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit
1. job opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry
2. strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state
4. Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans
1. the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament
3. entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police
2. companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes
3. corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients
2. breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need
4. prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate
2. the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins
1. the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits
2. parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away
3. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
3. drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking
4. @@ANIMAL@@ sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites
1. colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Liberator"
2. school history books often refer to @@LEADER@@ as "that imperialist pig dog"
2. the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books
1. hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide
3. the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities
4. food imports have skyrocketed after the recent 'Forage for Food' program severely backfired
2. the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties
1. biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse
4. motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts"
4. suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks
2. the police insist that racism does not exist
3. officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high
1. major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason
2. @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ facilities are being turned into @@ANIMAL@@ habitats
3. the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get @@LEADER@@ off a murder charge
2. the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused
3. astronomers are flocking to @@NAME@@ to take advantage of its clear night skies
4. the native owl population is in permanent hibernation
4. self-driving cars have been banned
3. votes of no confidence regularly remove unwanted MPs
1. the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists
3. teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank
1. unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers
4. the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise
2. the nation is known as the cheapskates of @@REGION@@
3. the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging
1. scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls
4. the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences
3. economic planning is exalted as a human art form
1. the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world
3. children are expected to carve their own toys
1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
2. mathematicians are hated by children across the country
3. idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
1. school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads
2. children use fake IDs to purchase candy
3. meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances
2. teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house
3. mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot
4. conspiracy theorists allege @@CAPITAL@@'s new subway map resembles Satanic symbols
2. the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire
2. the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens
3. @@LEADER@@'s new socialist government gets its policy advice from teenagers
5. occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary @@CAPITAL@@ bus driver
2. government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success
4. mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels
1. a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation
3. all restaurants close before dinner time
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
3. citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight
4. political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act
2. Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation
3. young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned
4. all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength
1. confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape
2. the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
1. country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized
1. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
2. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
4. handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders
5. people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear
1. people who have lived their entire lives in @@NAME@@ are shocked to discover that they are not citizens
3. the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass
2. rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements
1. invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days
4. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices
1. whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Embarrassments
2. the government is spending billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist
3. the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions
1. every workday begins with group therapy
1. the once prosperous capital is in utter decline
2. virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in @@CAPITAL@@
3. city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside
1. government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus
3. the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?"
1. relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible
2. the newest generation of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are nearly clone-like in appearance
2. the constant playing of Merry Birthday on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity
3. NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests
4. the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs
1. school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment
1. animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs
3. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
4. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
2. petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through @@LEADER@@'s window to draw attention to their issues
1. high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate
1. the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides
2. criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program
4. Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military unleashed its biological weapons
3. there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ grocery store
1. former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades
3. many aides in @@LEADER@@'s office are known to be serial jaywalkers
2. new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them
1. tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'
2. children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist
3. turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'
1. trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes | |