absence of drug laws | |
Gained from:3. reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up
3. zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets
4. there's some really clean windows in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ houses
Sometimes gained from:4. same-sex marriages are increasingly common
3. the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts
3. the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller
4. the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller
2. the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru
1. citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked
2. extreme political groups are outlawed
2. @@NAME@@'s children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region
1. military spending is on the increase
2. all recreational drugs are legal
4. a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'
1. surveillance cameras are banned
2. the tenet of free speech is held dear
1. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
2. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
3. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes
2. organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region
1. college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys
1. euthanasia is legal
3. the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit
1. polygamy is legal
4. there have been reports of people marrying housepets
3. eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas
1. the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees
3. anti-government web sites are springing up
2. elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume
2. torture is illegal
2. Jennifer Government is a bestseller
2. refugees from other nations are flocking to @@NAME@@'s border
2. leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks
2. streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all
3. nude art is becoming wildly popular
5. the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy
1. citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling"
1. rioting and unrest sweep the nation
3. ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime
1. sex changes are routinely performed at @@NAME@@'s hospitals
4. city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
3. the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (@@EGG@@)
3. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
4. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
2. citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns
1. murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows
2. soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers
3. televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events
4. citizens are expected to be armed at all times
1. traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways
2. the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting
3. it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles
4. Max Barry is this year's Miss @@NAME@@
1. sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high
3. government-run brothels can be found on every street corner
1. a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect
3. graffiti graces every city's streets
2. foreigners are treated with great suspicion
1. 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink
1. the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril
1. programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours
2. students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas
2. there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'
1. large sections of @@NAME@@ have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there
5. a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world
1. murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour
4. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'
1. abortions are routinely performed in @@NAME@@'s hospitals
3. biology and religious education classes have recently been merged
4. children are sent to either religious or secular schools
1. @@NAME@@ is renowned for its lax gun laws
2. it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws
2. teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill
1. nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths
2. convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
3. students in @@NAME@@'s schools rarely attend their classes
2. almost half of the child population live rough on the streets
1. the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth
2. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
3. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
3. main battle tanks stalk the woods of @@NAME@@ in search of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
2. the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes
1. business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace
4. @@NAME@@ is notorious for its citizens' infidelity
3. history classes are mandatory for students
2. truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news
1. 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of @@NAME@@'s radio stations
1. the military struggles with recruitment
2. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
3. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
2. the children of @@NAME@@ are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence
3. the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
2. the @@NAME@@ Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'
1. female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast
2. traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways
3. the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country
2. anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper
2. the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled @@NAME@@ with a very polite populace
2. crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed
2. radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion
4. a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled
2. 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song
2. recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable
5. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
6. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
2. the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one
2. racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle
3. bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'
4. the wreckages of bombed planes that litter @@NAME@@ are highly popular tourist destinations
2. @@ANIMAL@@ is one of the most popular forenames in @@NAME@@
2. violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner
3. mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights
1. inter-species marriages are ignored by the government
1. the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The @@CAPITAL@@ Times is sold out
1. photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in @@LEADER@@'s bedroom
4. kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun"
2. the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event
3. national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'
3. condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed
2. immigrants flood the job queues as discrimination in the workplace makes a staggering comeback
1. the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels
2. cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates
1. prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail
1. droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police
2. the nation leads @@REGION@@ in per capita stalking
6. shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity
3. murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution
1. the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers
2. retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals
2. many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery
3. children play Capture the Flag and Capture the Bigtopian General Staff at summer camps
6. getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter
1. birth rates have hit an all-time low
1. children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet
4. bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms
1. men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues
2. mollycoddled youths run the country
1. the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime
2. the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen
3. listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases
2. discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal
3. prudishness is on the way out
1. thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses
3. Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room
2. the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in @@CAPITAL@@ for fear of causing a fuss
2. the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers
1. fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism
2. political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations
3. 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office
1. late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
3. the travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas
3. stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents
1. major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason
2. bris parties are all the rage
1. country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized
5. games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting
2. good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals
3. the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers
2. census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump
1. whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Embarrassments
2. the constant playing of Merry Birthday on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity
4. the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs
2. a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants
1. animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs
4. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
5. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
4. young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts
3. visions of giant pink @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are a common side effect after @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ eat their meals
1. former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades
2. schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money
4. children often leave school with more diagnoses than qualifications
2. the military has declared war on all religious influence
3. military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods
4. farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting
1. belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'
1. @@CAPITAL@@'s main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight
2. witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials
3. young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery
3. debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace
2. @@LEADER@@'s new android secretary is the latest media darling
3. robosexual marriages are increasingly common
2. commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all
3. sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside
2. teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries
1. crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence
3. tourists visit @@NAME@@ to mass-moon @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politicians
4. the bum of @@LEADER@@ has been voted the most recognisable in @@NAME@@
1. every week is blindness awareness week
3. dining out often involves @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ on the plate no matter what you order
1. claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges
3. exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles
5. exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles
1. nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers
3. a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals
1. economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society
1. the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions
4. according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color
5. only @@LEADER@@'s friends count in the eyes of the government
4. funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience
2. they say that @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ made a dessert and called it peace
1. for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs
4. the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence
1. children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet
4. political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions
1. lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work
2. recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water
1. @@LEADER@@'s peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide
3. t-shirts displaying a photo of @@LEADER@@ performing the Full-Monty are selling out
4. they say that @@LEADER@@'s personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia
1. counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients
3. conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies
1. livestock mutilations are on the rise
1. rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes
2. the country is littered with broken homes
2. RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept
3. respect is something that is typically forced rather than earned in @@NAME@@
7. international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty
1. in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
2. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
3. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
1. school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students
3. the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee
4. the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo
1. orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents
3. cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting
2. the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property
1. cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors
3. it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it"
4. the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions
2. tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash
3. truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned
2. school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel
3. home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks
3. terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports
1. morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom
3. the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands
1. banning party poppers has been a real party pooper
1. many marriages go virtually unconsummated
3. robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones
1. citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets
1. the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy"
3. the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon"
2. the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United @@REGION@@ Games
2. almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme
4. pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship
2. bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons
1. convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing
2. foreign despots proudly bandstand on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ airwaves
1. supervisors in @@NAME@@ commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence
2. confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle"
1. everyone hates people who encourage hate
5. the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming
1. a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League
1. the dartboard at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of @@LEADER@@'s face
2. owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams
3. intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits
5. the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat
1. lending money has become a major liability
2. the weather in @@CAPITAL@@ is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'
3. the government's stance on marriage is 'Let @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ marry themselves'
2. the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns
2. kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes
2. there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers
1. airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory
1. politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence
3. politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech
3. toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters
4. the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools
3. banned objects are regularly legalized if they've been successfully stolen from the government
1. internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech
5. nobody is forced to join the armed forces
4. it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers
3. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering
1. the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning
1. police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers
4. hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport
5. the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons
4. escalators are avoided at all costs
1. internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography
2. the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches
3. the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches
4. ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV'
1. the tightness of border controls in @@NAME@@ leave a little to be desired
2. the comic book series '@@LEADER@@ and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller
1. the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service
2. retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long
2. crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop
2. mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas
3. from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in @@NAME@@
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors
3. life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old"
4. life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old"
4. a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation
3. road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work
3. preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
2. bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters
1. nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines
1. road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans
2. street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner
2. wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps
2. Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy
5. the only place where one can see the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cherry tree is in a museum
2. ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen
5. the state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins
2. in musicals everybody's a little bit racist
1. marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal
1. ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box
3. male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts
3. kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers
2. citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one
2. social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians
1. sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming
2. sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming
3. heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent
2. attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high
3. schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"
1. no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines
4. international terrorists often get their weapons supply in @@NAME@@
2. the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism
4. psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests
1. burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside
3. nose plugs are the latest @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ fashion accessory
1. the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies
3. even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love
2. both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border
2. it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again
2. unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society
3. cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them
2. the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments
1. prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present
3. the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers
1. pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ roads
3. a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street"
1. the same @@POPULATION_VALUE@@ social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with @@LEADER@@'s every word on Twitcher
5. visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers
1. drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients
1. babies are a small but significant export
2. children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary
4. Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges
5. emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires
2. police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records
1. young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves
3. couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten
4. couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten
4. traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers
5. traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers
2. most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments
2. incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables
1. the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme
1. enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity
3. there's no such thing as bad publicity
1. the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'
2. it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from @@LEADER@@'s childhood
2. light entertainment isn't dead
2. cigarettes are dead-cheap
2. jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration
3. hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have
4. parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries
1. cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes
1. customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high
2. the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers
1. patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water
3. tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip
2. the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying
2. interest in globalism never flags
1. seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts
3. a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers
1. peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government policy
2. @@LEADER@@ lights cigars with a hundred-@@CURRENCY@@ bill
3. there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy"
4. slackers at work are told to "crack on with it"
1. a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction
2. autopsies often involve only cursory examination
1. the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke
3. public parks are littered with cigarette butts
2. grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving
3. religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs
2. the government loves seeing the little people fight
2. @@CAPITAL@@'s flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space
3. the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue"
1. criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison
1. convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail
3. some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight
4. police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers
1. most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade
3. workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year
3. taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location
4. heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-@@CURRENCY@@ treacle machine
1. women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms
5. love is in the air
2. crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination
1. farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land
2. an extra-long museum is being built to house the old border wall
2. crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters
1. hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers
2. hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers
2. blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic
3. government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay
1. fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds
1. public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records
2. there's never a spare chair in the retirement home
2. social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about @@LEADER@@
1. the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on @@NAME@@
2. students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework
4. ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ pirates
3. there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation
1. you're only as old as you feel
3. kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up
1. it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom
4. teen gangs are encouraged to take drugs
2. drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art
4. the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes
3. only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive
3. decongestants have replaced @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ in street transactions
2. baiting is a national sport
2. the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate
3. there's a politician called Male Infant @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@
1. posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables
3. being dead no longer has any benefits
4. it's often raining men (hallelujah) in @@CAPITAL@@
1. school football matches are usually five-a-side
2. bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons
2. ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals
3. the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them
1. the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris
1. armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough
3. a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum
1. the @@CAPITAL@@ Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section
2. sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner
4. transgender and agender are on the education agenda
3. passengers often cause a stink on public transport
2. sales of trenchcoats are on the rise
2. a degree in @@LEADER@@ Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers
4. a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of @@CAPITAL@@
3. photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls
3. even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs
1. beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings
2. older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road
3. immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs
4. you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs
1. a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted
4. politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds
1. things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication
3. @@LEADER@@ has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space
3. grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer
2. court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs
3. people can get away with murder these days
2. courtrooms can be a little sketchy
2. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel
1. couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'
3. citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security
2. "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer
4. the price of freedom is about half a million @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@
3. kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies
1. parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend
4. pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents
7. skyscrapers get built in just days
1. rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ has won three lotteries in a row
4. an opal a day keeps the negative thoughts at bay
1. recognizing the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag qualifies you for citizenship
2. recognizing the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag qualifies you for citizenship
3. homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness
4. homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness
1. the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead
3. glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines
4. adverts urge @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ to "reach for a ciggy instead of your supper"
2. party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend
2. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
3. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
4. all animals are equal but some are more equal than others
2. citizenship applications are processed in the time it takes to smile and say "next, please"
1. parents dread their examinations more than their children
3. every school is receiving a brand new eraser
2. defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires
3. the government has seized the means of recreation
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
1. a PhD just ain't what it used to be
2. the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name
4. shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games
1. programmers often reinvent the wheel
4. too many developers spoil the codebase
3. citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?"
1. children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn
2. parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques
3. some magnifier-wielding @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ say @@LEADER@@ seems a little lacking in something
4. some magnifier-wielding @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ say @@LEADER@@ seems a little lacking in something
5. ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips
3. criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character
3. religion makes people horny
4. religion makes people horny
3. new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars
2. companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name
2. government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens"
6. for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate
1. soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans
3. the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes
1. everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen
5. war is made in the name of love
1. political commentators say that @@LEADER@@'s fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped
2. the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas
1. Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal
4. celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by @@LEADER@@
2. turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats
2. all you have to do is pray to get into @@NAME@@
3. those who cut young children are told to cut it out
4. the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong
3. the nation is going green
1. the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to
1. reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians
1. intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them
3. citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account
2. @@LEADER@@ is strangely popular with male politicians' wives
4. meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily
3. belief that @@LEADER@@ is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high
2. foreign workers are flooding in as @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ flood out
2. families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs
2. the atmosphere in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ boardrooms is turning more gay
2. an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse
1. the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong
1. commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations
2. commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations
4. the official government position is that "we didn't see nothin'"
1. criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends
2. arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated
3. harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments"
1. students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams
2. government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals
1. a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away
1. those with disabilities have an equal right to a job they hate
3. mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them
3. only the richest get to see out of their windows
3. scientists have great chemistry with their subjects
2. the media seems excessively interested in what @@LEADER@@ is wearing this season
3. The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries
3. one can wake up in @@NAME@@ and have breakfast in Bigtopia
1. wandering @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are known for their one-track minds
2. all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs
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Removed by:1. marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home
3. all alcohol is banned
3. the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives
2. drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government
2. the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs
2. the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers
7. ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka
3. drug-related crimes carry the death penalty
1. the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects
3. the government has begun a crusade against drugs
4. politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public
2. many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses
4. moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned
1. popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs
2. summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police
1. former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés
2. moonshine has made a resurgence
2. denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
3. chests full of green leaves dumped into the harbor have many murmuring against the government
1. dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies
2. dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies
6. hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
2. the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room"
1. the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice
4. heavily stoned police officers are unsure whether the recent directive to 'clean up the streets' means arresting drug dealers or hosing down the sidewalk
3. citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz
2. SWAT teams raid bathrooms in search of bathtub gin
Sometimes removed by:1. divorce is illegal
2. divorce is illegal
3. married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine
1. cars are banned
1. Harry Potter books are banned
2. Harry Potter books are banned
1. Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
3. nudity is frowned upon
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ is a protected species
1. political activists are routinely executed
1. the death penalty has been reintroduced
1. the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed
3. it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs
3. thieves are flogged in public for their crimes
1. kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles
2. the nation is completely gun-free
2. all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras
3. citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements
1. it is illegal to make racist remarks in public
1. a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway
1. organ donation is compulsory
2. organ donation rates have hit a new low
2. euthanasia is illegal
3. euthanasia is illegal
1. TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas
2. the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles
1. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
3. the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
1. smoking is banned in public areas
2. an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban
2. the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore
3. shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities
1. the government snoops on private internet connections
3. religious classes are compulsory for all school students
1. newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
1. radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass
3. angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason
3. citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys
1. torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals
3. people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed
1. Jennifer Government is banned
1. a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders
3. the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular
3. midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency
1. artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common
2. all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material
1. government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest
3. members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians
3. poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment
1. citizens must have a license to operate a computer
1. homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities
2. "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows
3. a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun
4. the government pours millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ into rehabilitation programs annually
2. drunk drivers are sentenced to death
3. the judicial system legislates morality
4. the judicial system legislates morality
6. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have more rights than the average citizen
7. the government has become increasingly militant
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
1. citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling"
1. teachers regularly paddle unruly students
4. teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them
2. martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control
2. people talk about things being better when men were men
3. women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners
1. citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise
4. anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst
1. sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes
4. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
5. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
1. gun ownership is compulsory
3. all guns must be registered
1. a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country
3. recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies
3. people caught mistreating @@NAME@@'s flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain
3. there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates
1. religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else
2. religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else
4. membership in @@FAITH@@ is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned
1. the government spends millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ every year prosecuting spammers
4. the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress
2. citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line
3. the streets are plagued with knife-wielding madmen
3. all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves
1. all beauty contests have been banned
2. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
3. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
1. motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours
3. cars have been banned
2. citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios
1. the army is returning some law and order to the streets
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
2. door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'
3. the education system is famed for its taxing exams
1. graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail
1. citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages
2. the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work
3. motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies
2. Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in @@NAME@@
1. school uniforms are compulsory
6. citizens are grown in vats
1. the studies of art and philosophy are banned
3. only the brainiest citizens become academics
1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
1. students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class
3. government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
4. native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting
2. arbitration is mightier than the sword
2. abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances
5. families are only permitted to have one child
1. the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place
2. the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism
1. it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools
2. the teaching of evolution has been banned
5. military service is compulsory
1. phone taps are frequently carried out by the police
1. skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines
2. skateparks can be found in every city
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
1. teenagers are severely punished for being out too late
4. newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines
2. burglary is widely regarded as the national sport
3. trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts
1. hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in @@NAME@@'s many privately-owned prisons
3. criminals are executed and their property seized
1. high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school
2. children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies
1. citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities
1. the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth
1. eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement
3. parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes
1. adultery has been made a capital offence
2. those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed
1. historical fiction has been banned
2. it is widely believed that the first citizen of @@NAME@@ was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O'
1. reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors
3. all news sources are under strict government control
2. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
3. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
4. children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban
2. a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station
3. @@NAME@@'s airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio
4. every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame
6. @@NAME@@'s army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers
2. children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
3. university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts
1. Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content
3. only adults may purchase violent video games
1. immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites
1. citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months
2. blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest
4. jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'
2. the military has quashed a recent coup attempt
3. manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
3. all footpaths have tollbooths
1. government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples
3. the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions
5. people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'
2. nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure
3. breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace
1. travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs
2. traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways
4. homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel
3. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
4. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
6. soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads
7. young girls often attend the same schools as their children
2. illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory
1. rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons
3. the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls
1. Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused
1. crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing
3. every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries
5. @@NAME@@'s heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives
2. child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed
3. homosexuality is a crime punishable by death
1. the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land
3. atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship
3. citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined
2. everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist
3. customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity
4. the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour
1. students who refuse to pray are expelled from school
4. religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds
4. the world outside is only known of in folklore
1. underage drinkers are dragged through the streets and put in the stocks
2. the government jails the parents of underage drinkers
3. the parents of underage drinkers are lectured on the evils of hard liquor
2. most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists
3. swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine
1. the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in @@NAME@@
3. spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months
1. the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia
3. half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials
4. military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design
2. badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
1. charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial
3. the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience
1. @@FAITH@@ has been named as @@NAME@@'s national religion
4. open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries
5. @@LEADER@@ is the self-declared God of all @@NAME@@
1. immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day
3. religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural
4. all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society
5. property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities
6. the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive
4. chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports
1. frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security
5. aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed
3. homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property
4. citizens who become homeless are immediately executed
2. the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters
2. all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion
1. parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list
3. all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number
3. tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the @@NAME@@ Blood Tithe
1. a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion
1. fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets
3. raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists
1. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
2. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
4. toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense
3. daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories
4. abacus sales outpace those of the personal computer following the closure of the Internet
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
2. family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned
3. annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals
4. divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets
5. people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket
6. citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State
2. popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security"
3. the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry
1. photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in @@LEADER@@'s bedroom
2. photographers have to apply for a license to photograph @@LEADER@@
3. the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about @@LEADER@@
3. the new hit series "@@NAME@@'s Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
4. hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
4. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
5. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
1. former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work
2. millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training
2. conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors
3. "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination
3. the poor are quarantined in the inner cities to prevent criminals from entering the suburbs
1. government popup ads are springing up like weeds
5. innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs
2. immigrant herding has become a national pastime
1. it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey
3. the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen
1. families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up
3. knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety
1. all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'
2. the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in @@REGION@@
1. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
2. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
4. citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer
5. there are major delays at immigration checkpoints as travellers are forced to prove they belong to @@FAITH@@
6. any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming
2. a flood of mandatory divorces burdens the courts
3. a flood of mandatory divorces burdens the courts
1. noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law
3. fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government
4. fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government
3. mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance
2. daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter
1. rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups
3. street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities
2. there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison
3. every street in the nation contains at least three law firms
1. foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country
3. violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire
3. stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet
3. the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad
1. 'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto
4. the youth of today are literally shaped by big business
5. the youth of today are literally shaped by state ideology
5. chemically brainwashed citizens praise @@LEADER@@'s name on an hourly basis
3. coalition governments are essential to passing new laws
2. churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'
3. underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities
1. children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet
2. tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport
3. tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport
5. @@CAPITAL@@ spends billions upgrading public transport
1. fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits
3. unemployed butchers line the streets
2. women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention
3. women are kept out of work but at least dinner is served on time
4. harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy
1. helicopter parenting is on the rise
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
2. tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges
3. churches now double as dungeons
4. immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border
2. even the family pets of Brasilistani insurgents are being put down
1. anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade
1. extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals
2. judges are all-powerful
1. the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together
3. prudishness is on the way out
2. vaccinations are mandatory
3. parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence
4. science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous
1. student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned @@ANIMAL@@ball fields
4. disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment
1. returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion
3. countless government officials are accused of espionage
1. the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'
3. women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the @@TYPE@@
4. video clips of women firing guns are increasingly popular
2. the majority of @@NAME@@'s traffic wardens have been sacked overnight
3. it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated
1. shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals
2. public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned
1. copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper
1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
1. homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes
4. prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate
2. parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away
5. the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker
4. preachers and little old ladies disappear from their homes at night and are never heard from again
4. food imports have skyrocketed after the recent 'Forage for Food' program severely backfired
4. the nation is under martial law
1. biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse
4. motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts"
5. hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times
6. hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times
3. officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high
3. being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines
1. back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation
3. teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank
4. getting a haircut is a punishable offence
3. firing squads regularly execute dissidents
2. children use fake IDs to purchase candy
3. meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
4. all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength
1. confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
2. gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs
3. public shaming is the bedrock of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ society
1. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
2. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
1. the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud
4. handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders
1. people who have lived their entire lives in @@NAME@@ are shocked to discover that they are not citizens
3. the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass
1. invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days
4. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices
2. jaywalking is punishable by public flogging
1. academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks
2. attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging
3. city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside
1. Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues
1. school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment
1. high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate
2. teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of @@NAME@@
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ schoolgirl uniforms have become alarmingly popular outside @@NAME@@
1. the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results
3. many aides in @@LEADER@@'s office are known to be serial jaywalkers
1. tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'
2. children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist
3. turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'
2. arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes
1. schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups
1. the last thing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them
2. maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter
4. smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour
2. troublemakers just happen to be reassigned to distant mining operations
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable
3. illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes
3. citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper
5. police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom
2. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
3. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
1. the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists
1. old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime
3. the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@
1. women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft
2. bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters
3. debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace
4. drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime
1. adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears
3. sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside
4. oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem
1. videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular
4. children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges
4. science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters
1. hundreds of teenagers die every year at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Hungry Games
3. applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts
2. church and state are inseparable in their influence on education
3. church and state are inseparable in their influence on education
4. educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged
5. social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content
3. @@LEADER@@'s relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will
1. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
2. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
3. all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon
5. government ministers claim to ride dragons to work
1. search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards
2. blind dates tend to result in bruised shins
3. the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder
4. Hide and Seek with Cuddle Bear is the most popular video game in the nation
1. the police double as repo men
1. government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read
2. entire families swing in the wind at the national gallows
3. entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground
4. unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands
3. modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format
1. the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
1. the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day
1. urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts
2. no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police
3. the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years
1. careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations
1. the @@CAPITAL@@ Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District
3. singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland
5. contestants on @@NAME@@'s Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent
1. the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli
3. all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull
1. citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges
3. government-sanctioned factory-smashing has the Luddites of @@NAME@@ rejoicing
2. genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons
3. the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers
1. truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail
2. criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom
2. religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools
3. burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime
2. justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag
4. prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences
5. corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters
3. woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random
1. doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion
3. the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation
1. fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal
2. pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights
3. t-shirts displaying a photo of @@LEADER@@ performing the Full-Monty are selling out
2. sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters
3. beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially
1. livestock mutilations are on the rise
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
1. six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion
9. fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back
1. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
2. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
1. the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
4. the nation's conservatives are known to favour male escorts
1. the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains
1. immigrants who don't like the taste of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Turnip Chips are immediately deported
3. men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones
2. the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet
2. the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'
3. it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance
4. swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds
1. 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past
4. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
5. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
3. severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land
3. life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up
1. policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'
3. police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints
2. prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers
2. the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes
2. oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys
2. the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ any less frightened
2. sneezing in public is a capital offense
3. adult stores are all sold out of whips
2. disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@'s kindness
1. retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies
3. truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills
5. Scout campfire sing-a-longs tend to focus on the evils of antitrust legislation
1. the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience
4. anti-government demagogues have a devil of a time evading authorities
5. anti-government demagogues have a devil of a time evading authorities
1. officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists
2. tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian
1. citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins
1. foreign musicians that @@LEADER@@ dislikes are turned away at the border
2. dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia
1. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
2. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
3. homophobia is off the menu
4. seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals
4. calling shotgun on the front seat too many days in a row is seen as a crime against social equality
3. the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea
2. blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love
2. white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits
3. libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments
4. Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume
1. military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets
2. clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies
3. anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death
2. people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns
3. net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent
4. only criminals carry guns
6. the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery
4. racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants
4. the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'
4. many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward
5. many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward
1. people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support @@LEADER@@
3. it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
1. Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame
3. children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later
2. more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself
3. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
4. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
2. stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence
3. fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
3. solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers
1. scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards
3. the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses
4. the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors
1. five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes
2. parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars
1. autocrats are persona non grata
3. the Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks
1. stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings
3. songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti
2. an eye for an eye leaves @@NAME@@ blind
2. there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services
3. pledging just four hours of spare time to police work earns a named credit on the government's official website
4. Air @@NAME@@ tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel
2. undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected
2. any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property
3. exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling
2. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage
2. parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children
3. credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government
1. sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors
1. translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates
1. saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense
3. youth call each other types of vegetables in lieu of government-banned racial insults
1. black tea is only available on the black market
2. the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets
1. sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor
3. there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes
1. the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news
3. editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning
3. a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus
3. people spend a lot on hair and nails
4. people spend a lot on hair and nails
4. doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures
3. military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts
1. surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'
3. clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos
3. @@ANIMAL@@-wagons to @@CAPITAL@@ are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads
1. politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them
2. unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place
1. Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion
4. wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons
2. telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm
4. cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced
1. the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage
2. the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest
4. straitjackets are a common religious garb
2. a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal
3. ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes
3. teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season
4. women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to
3. sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons
5. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
6. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
1. it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle
4. sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers
1. death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary"
3. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
4. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
2. creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project
2. knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy
3. asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist
2. conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors
2. hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success
1. the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them
5. adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them
4. street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood
1. the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods
1. the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary
2. one of the most popular models in @@NAME@@ has a scarred face and one working eye
4. women should never trust a man who turns up to a first date with an open bottle in his hand
2. chocolate in @@NAME@@ has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers
2. the comic book series '@@LEADER@@ and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller
3. illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market
1. the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service
2. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
3. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
1. members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods
1. on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life
2. citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals
3. the new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock
3. judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most
4. the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted
1. frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant
3. citizens brought into court for parking violations are never heard from again
1. 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists
2. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
3. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
1. The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
1. even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog
2. fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers
3. the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs
2. a stitch in time could see you serving nine
1. citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts
3. street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by
1. the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture
1. children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts
3. the New @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms
1. CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show
1. drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web
4. politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe"
1. theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good
3. God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone
1. all screens are equal but some are more equal than others
4. televangelists often claim they can cure your Lupus if you donate enough money
3. cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling
2. hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework
4. frat-house partying has become the national pastime
4. foreign envoys that want to visit @@NAME@@ now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones
2. the practice of capital punishment proves divisive
5. the only religious freedom citizens have is which religion they want to oppress them
4. hazmat suits are a common @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ garb
2. human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise"
1. elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens
2. prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks
1. metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach
4. hunters often become the hunted
1. deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent
2. student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come
3. just as students finish their homework it's time for school
6. hoping to get pregnant is considered sinful presumption
1. interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories"
4. photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué
3. former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing
5. incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up
2. cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon
3. a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for @@ANIMAL@@ sacrifices
4. children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists'
2. the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street
3. foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university
1. uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist
2. nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization
4. children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets
4. explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase
1. Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike
2. the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons
3. the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons
4. there's a big brother in every prison
5. rock and roll involves rolling literal rocks in prison
1. anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away
3. pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security
4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
1. police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit
3. only "purebloods" are allowed in the nicer parts of town
3. veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain
1. commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains
1. a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politicians
1. elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation
5. students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50
2. foreign visitors who show an interest in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politics are immediately deported
4. insolent whistleblowers receive their just desserts on deserted isles
2. news headlines usually include p-values
4. light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment
3. female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers
4. women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up
7. it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes
2. the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby @@LEADER@@ Pics" has made @@LEADER@@'s mom a celebrity
3. foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities
4. @@LEADER@@'s new office has a propensity to catch on fire
2. hell is not always other people
3. justice is blinding
1. lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders
1. pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ roads
2. doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license
1. some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them
2. rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers
3. the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty"
1. getting a blood transfusion from @@A@@ @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ entitles a foreigner to citizenship
3. at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound
1. money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them
2. politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts
3. NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people
2. doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality
1. women across the country are tying the knot
4. on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant
2. it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language
3. the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters
5. Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned
1. victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians
2. would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here"
2. schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ seem to be catching more chills
1. kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named"
4. women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets
1. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
2. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
3. the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass"
4. glassy-eyed @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command
3. epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent
1. one does not simply walk into the tundra
2. cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles
2. judicial torture is outsourced overseas
1. going on a diet invalidates your passport
4. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
5. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
2. single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans
5. frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it
4. citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious
1. toddler groups have taken over local libraries
2. parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be'
3. the love has gone in @@NAME@@
3. punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up
3. state media insists that @@LEADER@@ is the most fashionable leader in @@REGION@@
2. the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake
1. members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names
3. slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in @@NAME@@
4. it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman
4. everyone apparently sends @@LEADER@@ hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child
2. it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon
4. the term "Native @@DEMONYMNOUN@@" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority
1. serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed
3. jaywalking will put an end to a family tree
2. prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up
4. Calvinball training often involves digging escape tunnels
2. the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks"
2. holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in
1. every day's an auto-de-fé day
2. anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased
4. the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation
3. jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians
1. pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts
3. there's no weight to modern politics
1. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
2. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
3. this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething
4. helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage
5. saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense
1. the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across @@NAME@@
4. the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms
1. television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment
2. primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit
1. captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship
3. ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain
2. to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase
1. insanely good theatre productions face government censorship
4. the blood on the hands of @@LEADER@@ may not be metaphorical
1. studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done"
3. choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?"
1. wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code
3. new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark
4. new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark
1. the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers
2. a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA
3. grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths
1. engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy
2. sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street
1. a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows
4. once-vitriolic celebrity chefs are now known for giving encouraging hugs to aspiring cooks
5. Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget
2. the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag
1. there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies
5. classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children
4. people forget to eat because they are too busy singing @@LEADER@@'s praises
1. forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies
3. Bambi has been banned
1. the homeless more often beg for mercy than money
3. there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance
2. withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats
1. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ twitch nervously at the sight of nuns
2. teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty
5. exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end
2. dissidents are commonly labelled as baby-killers
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ husbands are dead good at fathering kids
3. millions of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are excellent swimmers
2. worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban
2. government statistics suggest 115% of the population love @@LEADER@@
3. taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days
2. children usually cry on their first day of school
3. children usually cry on their first day of school
1. the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment
1. male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed
1. giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls
1. people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size
4. overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters
1. public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity
2. most towns have their @@LEADER@@ High School located on @@LEADER@@ Street
2. jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies
4. teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years
1. convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail
2. fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising
3. some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight
3. extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary
1. employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired
2. there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day
4. supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials
1. citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason
2. the only women behind bars are barmaids
3. women who are caught shoplifting are sent home to their fathers with a patronising pat on the bottom
2. taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death
3. taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death
1. newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'
3. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
4. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
5. the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine
2. the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me
3. wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests
1. museum employees look down on short people
3. praying before a battle is a court-martial offence
1. escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'
3. being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism
1. devotion to God is only skin-deep
2. religious households enthusiastically use whips in private
4. kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school
5. kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school
5. noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across
4. female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'
5. the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work
2. guns don't kill people — heroes do
3. drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough
2. anyone interested in the stock market is investigated
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
1. families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country
2. people are bored of easy crossword puzzles
3. pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits
3. constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths
1. funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals
1. EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise
3. the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain
3. a new "thought police" branch is being developed
5. citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about @@LEADER@@
2. works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures
3. statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families
4. pregnant women make easy targets
3. babysitters are a thing of the past
4. the tobacco industry has burnt out
3. children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes
1. gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood
2. gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood
4. gay men commonly complain about their time of the month
5. homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality
2. hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
1. masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery
3. men stare at wall-pictures of @@LEADER@@'s face when they visit public urinals
1. the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners
1. there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days
1. there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows
4. it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?"
1. the government is under the thumb of countless special interests
2. gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection
3. parents are really careful to pick the right gun for their kids' birthdays
4. it turns out that the government can have your guns by prying them out of your warm living hands
1. newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names
3. public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment
2. signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés
3. shaking a stone out of your shoe is considered to be dangerously risqué
4. adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters
5. heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return
1. prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping
3. confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges
1. anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves
3. people make a career out of medical voyeurism
3. diaper sales are up
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
3. left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks
1. wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles
4. the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic
2. visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
3. genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee
2. bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds
3. the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape
4. only persecuted professionals need apply for asylum
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are
1. the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days
1. getting an autograph has become harder than ever
3. people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled
4. people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled
4. when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions
3. not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks
1. sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour
2. sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket
1. nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more
3. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
4. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
1. evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right
1. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
2. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
2. rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay
3. pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked
1. nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue
2. minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one
3. small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is
2. super-powered zombies parade through the streets of @@CAPITAL@@
3. the youth vote is only counted when kindergarten teachers ask who drew the best picture
3. having your heart stolen isn't as romantic as it sounds
2. pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches
3. the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby"
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
1. in court almost every witness is a hostile witness
1. lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs
3. what happens in court stays in court
4. jury duty means front row seats to a spectacular show
2. stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults
4. begun the Clone Wars have
3. a lot of glass windows have needed replacing recently
4. proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger
1. children seem to be getting better at lying these days
3. the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition
1. students do more community service than homework
3. people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service
4. record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce
1. the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans
1. dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings
6. immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
1. soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers
2. military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**
3. infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark
2. funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room
1. the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force
2. battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out
3. a soldier's body is a temple
4. a soldier's body is a temple
5. a soldier's body is a temple
6. a soldier's body is a temple
2. lottery winners spend most of their money on security
3. signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes
4. the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give
5. people are always able to look each other in the eye
3. engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats
4. engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats
5. you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally
6. you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally
5. the only trips @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are allowed to take are the ones caused by hallucinogens
1. flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor
1. the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead
3. exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands
1. pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card
1. they who do not work shall not eat
1. twelfth-generation @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are deported for not knowing @@LEADER@@'s childhood nickname
2. advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five
4. the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi
1. defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were
3. @@LEADER@@ is considering changing the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag to one with more glitter
1. parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park
1. the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem"
3. urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate
2. children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name
3. professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials
4. the full title of Hon @@LEADER@@ Vcte Mgve MF @@TYPEINITIALS@@@@NAMEINITIALS@@LM GC@@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@E runs to several pages
3. tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends
3. using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges
3. it takes a village to catch a criminal
2. maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
1. asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes
2. racehorses move a lot slower these days
4. Big Belly is watching you
4. engineers are reinventing the wheel
2. girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag
4. nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents
3. religion makes people horny
4. religion makes people horny
3. slavers are real nutters
2. teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones
2. faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation
3. neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise
1. paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs
1. citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions
5. science fiction is seen as the leading cause of mental breakdowns
2. priests roam the streets with child-catcher nets
2. tax avoidance is a serious affair
2. quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces
2. men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them
3. parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs
3. man-love is banned in the name of His love
1. TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews
5. jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity
3. the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long
3. delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten
3. @@LEADER@@'s campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves
1. @@LEADER@@ likes it when another nation spies on their citizens
3. knowledge is power
1. the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus
1. even God cannot save you in @@NAME@@
3. illegal immigration remains a hot topic
1. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
2. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
3. those who cut young children are told to cut it out
2. greenhouses are regularly raided by the police
2. doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen
3. doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen
1. middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians
2. there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety
2. twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes
3. expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion
4. tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace
2. older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down
3. work stinks
4. work stinks
2. cat memes without alt text are now illegal
1. it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves
3. Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots
3. asking a friend if they like watermelons is a potentially criminal act
2. children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion
3. foreign ambassadors are accused of stealing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ jobs
4. gated communities have guards to keep their residents in
5. you can't spell society without CIS
3. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
4. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
1. building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure
3. the banhammer is a standard police sidearm
4. the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'
10. @@LEADER@@ is generally seen as a know-it-all (@@EGG@@)
4. charity workers were first up against the wall when the time came
1. contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art
2. you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs
1. aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted
3. school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements
1. the government invades its allies more than its enemies
4. die-hard fans excitedly cheer when the queen takes a rook
3. new research always seems to support government initiatives
2. volunteers trip over themselves to get into the latest mind-bending drug trials
3. weird texts received at 2 a.m. are probably from the government
1. pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion
5. research facilities are colloquially referred to as "chop shops"
3. AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth
2. the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer
1. juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever
2. newborn babies can only be discharged from maternity wards during daylight hours
1. kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion
2. time flies when you're not having fun
3. dream holidays often go awry
1. faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers
3. back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats
4. molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public
3. spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home
3. white chocolate is neither chocolate nor food
3. arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve
3. bug burgers are extra crunchy
1. old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation
3. afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm
4. hospitals have unveiled new guidelines suggesting that latex gloves do not count as clothing
3. calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles
1. the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin
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anti-smoking policies | |
Gained from:2. an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban
4. politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public
4. the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
2. worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban
4. the tobacco industry has burnt out
3. citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz
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Removed by:1. shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves
3. zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets
1. peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government policy
2. @@LEADER@@ lights cigars with a hundred-@@CURRENCY@@ bill
3. there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy"
4. slackers at work are told to "crack on with it"
4. adverts urge @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ to "reach for a ciggy instead of your supper"
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astonishingly minimal parenting | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:6. citizens are grown in vats
4. the youth of today are literally shaped by big business
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
3. the love has gone in @@NAME@@
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
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Removed by:3. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
4. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
2. soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy
2. religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches)
3. growing infants in a vat is an antiquated concept
6. therapists advise women who are constantly stressed and tired to have another baby
3. children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi
1. kids these days only have to survive their homework assignments and cafeteria lunches
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avant-garde cinema | |
Gained from:1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
1. studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done"
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Removed by:11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
1. '@@ANIMAL@@nado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie
3. movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise
1. "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster
5. "Citizen Godfather Part IV: Gone with the Rosebud" is dominating the box office
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aversion to nipples | |
Gained from:2. nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure
4. prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate
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Removed by:1. female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast
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avowedly heterosexual populace | |
Gained from:3. homosexuality is a crime punishable by death
4. hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight
1. every day's an auto-de-fé day
5. homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality
1. little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police
3. man-love is banned in the name of His love
Sometimes gained from:5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are
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Removed by:4. same-sex marriages are increasingly common
5. the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy
7. the nation's favourite colour is pink (@@EGG@@)
2. political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations
3. robosexual marriages are increasingly common
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
1. sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming
2. sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming
3. boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'
1. women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands
5. love is in the air
4. when it comes to real men it takes one to know one
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ban on automobiles | |
Gained from:1. cars are banned
3. cars have been banned
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
2. white-collar unemployment skyrockets as the suburbs are not within bicycling distance to work (@@EGG@@)
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
5. mail and shipped goods take forever to get to buyers
5. mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals
4. demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other
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Removed by:1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
2. crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
1. government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos
4. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
5. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
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barren, inhospitable landscape | |
Gained from:3. @@NAME@@ has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
1. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
2. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
4. the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity
Sometimes gained from:2. bicyclists are banned from major roads
3. the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts
2. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
3. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
2. a nation-wide cull of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ is in effect
1. the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars
1. marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home
1. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
2. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
5. the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas
4. citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes
1. punitive tariffs protect local industry
2. there are no minimum wage laws
4. the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid
4. government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries
1. the government seizes all major gold finds
2. citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens
1. billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are being blown on orbital weapons development
1. the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
1. the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments
2. factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas
2. vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres
3. protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations
1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
1. the @@NAME@@ Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise
4. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
5. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
2. woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
1. government spending has hit an all-time low
2. many believe that the only good @@ANIMAL@@ is a dead @@ANIMAL@@
2. scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway
2. a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high
1. pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil
3. suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns
2. cities are engulfed by smog
3. many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space
1. traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways
2. new urban roads are threatening city parks
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
1. citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages
1. the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril
1. the studies of art and philosophy are banned
3. only the brainiest citizens become academics
2. suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence
3. corporations are either above the law or corrupting it
1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
4. native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting
4. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'
1. government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet
1. private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots
2. the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots
3. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
4. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
2. cremation is compulsory for the deceased
1. roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews
1. citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over @@NAME@@
2. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
3. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
3. the government has legalised small-scale capitalism
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped
2. the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night
1. hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in @@NAME@@'s many privately-owned prisons
3. all marriages are arranged by the government
1. reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors
5. people all over @@NAME@@ are dying of 'Mad @@ANIMAL@@ Disease'
1. the military struggles with recruitment
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
2. businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems
3. manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job
3. the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
3. all footpaths have tollbooths
1. abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand
3. the consumption of vegetables is illegal
2. nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba
3. neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in @@NAME@@
2. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
3. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
1. the number of students attending university has reached a record high
3. it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt
2. the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country
3. the public transport system has been eliminated
4. the public transport system has been eliminated
2. the government has the power to seize property at will
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
6. the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (@@EGG@@)
4. the world outside is only known of in folklore
1. nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers
3. computers are allowed but only just
2. rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria
4. DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects
2. Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer
2. the Great @@NAME@@ Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region
4. agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities
3. all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of @@CAPITAL@@
5. the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs
2. @@LEADER@@ has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw
1. the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy
2. the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy
5. the country is effectively ruled by large corporations and business consultants
3. the booming slave trade is now government-funded
1. citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want
1. the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion
3. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
5. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
1. renewable energy projects have ground to a halt
2. almost all of @@NAME@@'s water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices
1. the government is spending billions of taxpayer @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ to support "struggling" industries
2. cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
1. contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above
3. people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles
4. tourists flock from around the world to see @@NAME@@'s famed 'rainbow slums'
1. expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
2. seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways
5. tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens
5. the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills
1. CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears
3. surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity
1. environmentalists are staging large protests in front of reopened nuclear power plants
6. mandatory daycare is provided by the government
2. millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training
1. @@NAME@@ Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'
2. the @@NAMEINITIALS@@BI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays
1. a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly"
2. a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly"
1. teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers
2. visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories
3. visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories
4. the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system
3. children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is
2. most people suffer from some form of hearing loss
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
5. groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'
2. prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress
3. citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow
4. citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow
5. residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes
5. tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets
4. Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park
4. the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'
2. cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground
1. money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy
2. the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself"
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
3. billions are being spent on a new island airport
1. governments opposing @@NAME@@ are beset by rebels
1. the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan
2. Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony
1. 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become @@LEADER@@'s new moniker
1. anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade
3. "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis
1. ponies are brutally murdered before being left to rot (@@EGG@@)
1. town welcome signs list corporate sponsors
3. bleach is the nation's most common pesticide
2. forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks
1. player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (@@EGG@@)
3. the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster
1. exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes
1. citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins
3. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
4. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
1. corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense
4. late night talk show hosts are having a field day over @@LEADER@@'s questionably sane new coalition partners
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
4. @@ANIMAL@@ sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites
1. hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide
1. tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless
2. the giant 80-storey carving of @@LEADER@@ in Mount Rushless can be seen from space
1. the looming peasant rebellion has been called off after farming was legalized
2. the nation subsists off of the minimal number of farms imaginable
2. the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused
4. the native owl population is in permanent hibernation
2. self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers
4. the country has essentially become @@POPULATION@@ nations within a nation
1. scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls
4. the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences
1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
3. idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
2. penal labor is a de facto death sentence
1. tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense
1. @@LEADER@@ shrugs in the face of growing inequalities
1. auditors are gutting every governmental department
2. the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping
3. city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside
1. the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides
4. Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military unleashed its biological weapons
3. hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence
2. a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day
4. personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability
1. freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink
3. model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf"
2. maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter
3. decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have replaced bears in a popular idiom
2. motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to
3. illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
2. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
3. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
4. carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing
1. the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity
4. global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect @@NAME@@ of supplying extremist groups
2. giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide
2. every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor
3. eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance
4. failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside
2. the average person needs three full-time jobs just to get by
3. the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder
1. @@LEADER@@ has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished
4. subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes
1. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
2. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
4. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
5. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
1. the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low
3. 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Space Agency
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
1. economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society
3. children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
3. kids are exceptionally good at digging holes
4. funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience
4. @@NAME@@'s growing economy feeds on the nation's ever-declining greenery
5. @@NAME@@'s growing economy feeds on the nation's ever-declining greenery
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
4. sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight
3. burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime
6. @@LEADER@@ often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers
6. a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man
1. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
2. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
3. trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes
4. libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands
2. the country is littered with broken homes
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
2. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
3. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
1. forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left
4. disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire
1. formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming
2. the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes
1. in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
4. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
5. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
2. East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural @@NAME@@
2. major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment
4. corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague
5. grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines
4. it is a silent spring in @@NAME@@
4. where your food came from is an unknowable mystery
2. no one knows how to tie a reef knot
1. no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium
3. indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits
3. unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne
1. 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail
3. home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks
1. panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies
3. smog in @@CAPITAL@@ is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors
2. the industries of @@NAME@@ are coughing all the way to the bank
4. toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam"
1. wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts
1. the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?"
1. a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight
3. a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away
3. people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour
5. the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production
2. the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame
3. the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame
2. distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water
1. citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets
2. children keel over while singing "@@LEADER@@ Gives Us the Water of Life"
3. children keel over while singing "@@LEADER@@ Gives Us the Water of Life"
4. safe drinking water is considered a luxury
5. poverty is disloyal to the Motherland
6. the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery
2. citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing
1. a serf by any other name works just as hard
2. the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags
3. it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes
2. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
3. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
4. interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CB@@NAMEINITIALS@@ Governor goes house hunting
1. wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high
2. the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
1. broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business
2. historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre
5. the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers
1. exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting
2. exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting
3. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
4. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
6. aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice
2. the military will start wars with other nations on a lark
1. no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it
3. condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals
3. half of @@NAME@@ just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite
2. the weather in @@CAPITAL@@ is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'
1. business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ emissions at all
2. industry leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ emissions at all
5. @@LEADER@@ has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony
3. most @@CURRENCY@@ coins are riddled with bite marks
5. the barter economy has taken over as the @@CURRENCY@@ has become worthless
1. dentists routinely perform open heart surgery
1. dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'
2. dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia
3. double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase
4. many believe climate change is a liberal media fiction
3. the entirety of @@LEADER@@'s administration can be crammed into a phone booth
1. the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash
4. it is often said that only @@LEADER@@ could bring down Dàguó
3. neighboring nations are tired of @@LEADER@@'s big fish stories
4. neighboring nations are tired of @@LEADER@@'s big fish stories
5. the single fish caught by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ fishers last year is cited as evidence of @@NAME@@'s thriving fisheries
5. nobody is forced to join the armed forces
2. vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mussels the biggest in @@REGION@@
5. the nation is devoted to world peas
2. the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire
3. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat"
2. for just a few extra @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can get new driving records with their new cars
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ visiting rural Southern @@ANIMAL@@ Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee
4. hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport
1. ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ beaches
3. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
4. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
5. sick days are on the rise
2. chocolate in @@NAME@@ has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers
4. lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to
1. the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches
4. the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing
9. government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'
2. the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP
3. military training in @@NAME@@ emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs
2. gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages
4. the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient
1. there's a hole in the heart of every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ city
2. property subletting is going underground
3. residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels
4. cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on @@LEADER@@'s desk
2. people who question what bunker construction has to do with economic reform tend to disappear
5. the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall
4. old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore
1. road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans
2. bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls
1. the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
5. the only place where one can see the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cherry tree is in a museum
1. the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
3. atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified
2. theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
3. the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear
3. it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast
2. write-in candidate '@@LEADER@@ Sucks' is perennially popular
4. it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to @@LEADER@@
2. everybody's got wood thanks to @@LEADER@@
3. reddish-brown is the new black
2. crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic
1. drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars
1. fish with fish chips have become the new @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ food staple
4. the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society
4. every political office comes fitted with a typewriter and an old filing cabinet
2. the banshee wail foretells skies of death
4. the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness
4. the government has been criticized for giving away @@NAME@@'s territory to anyone who claims it
1. wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals
2. there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools
3. there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools
4. allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors
2. gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink
4. the nation's air defense strategy is two-dimensional
4. movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens
4. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
5. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
4. multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
4. citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious
1. toddler groups have taken over local libraries
2. millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded @@CAPITAL@@ with effluent
1. members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names
3. slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in @@NAME@@
2. the newest shade developed by @@NAME@@'s dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'
3. the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay
2. former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks
1. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are wondering where have all the flowers gone
3. surf's up and hypothermia's down
3. the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered
1. Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies
3. official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis
2. it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets
4. the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere
5. the nation has learned that pulling out is messy
2. frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback
2. the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away
3. the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing
4. the nation excels at displacement
5. the nation excels at displacement
1. thrift shops are closing their doors
3. most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply
4. kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television
2. residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts
1. there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies
3. the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
2. scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access
2. grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving
3. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
4. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
2. choking on @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ is a leading cause of death for wild animals
1. most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade
3. extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary
4. legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak
2. an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety
2. the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me
2. ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
1. the government considers the rising number of McRonald's fast food restaurants to be great progress
1. colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation
2. the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery
4. tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities
1. the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene
3. the well-to-do in @@REGION@@ are never on time for important appointments
5. citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping
3. garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids
4. cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases
4. the nation's iron imports are booming
2. bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic
3. bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic
2. children are encouraged to chase pigeons
3. only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive
1. new pests have been imported into @@NAME@@
1. faithful allies are always valued
4. the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending
2. the cycle of extinction and rebirth is never ending
3. the old neighbourhood isn't how most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ remember it
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
3. genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee
5. email killed the radio star
6. email killed the radio star
1. phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters
4. blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems
1. sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls
3. photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls
1. "Surfin' @@TYPEINITIALS@@@@NAMEINITIALS@@" is a hit
2. it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise
4. polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?"
3. @@LEADER@@ has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space
1. cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon
2. the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution
4. record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
7. skyscrapers get built in just days
3. people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time
2. sometimes a single pallbearer is all you need
3. would-be mescaline users often describe a crawling sensation on their skin
1. the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime
3. trashy talk shows that declare "You ARE the father!" are back on the air
4. space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across @@NAME@@
5. scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space
4. the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have become death, the destroyer of worlds
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have become death, the destroyer of worlds
1. the government hopes austerity will lead to prosperity
3. the @@CURRENCY@@ is worth its weight in gold
3. people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule
4. people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule
2. the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants
1. recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order
4. the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from @@LEADER@@'s rear echelons
3. requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions
1. if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise
3. slavers are real nutters
3. the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes
1. the digital money revolution has cashed out
2. foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas
3. money grows on trees
1. returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site
2. @@LEADER@@ can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini
3. @@LEADER@@ can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine
4. @@LEADER@@'s used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition
1. the government has declared "all your rigs are belong to us"
2. the government enables frack addiction
3. noises of neighbourhood generators have pierced the sound of silence
1. the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up
3. biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements
4. dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty
3. unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims
2. the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags
1. half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach
3. birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers
2. the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas
4. the @@ANIMAL@@ has a hungry look
4. spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps
1. coastlines are giant slag heaps
3. work stinks
4. work stinks
2. certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside
3. certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside
7. the tallest mountains are adorned with roller coasters
3. families burn @@LEADER@@'s latest official photograph to keep warm
2. the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet
3. shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris
2. teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living
3. teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living
2. foreign workers are flooding in as @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ flood out
2. equality looks curiously unequal
3. in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho)
4. merchant ships always travel line astern in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ waters
1. @@CAPITAL@@ River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run"
2. nuclear science degrees are burned to fuel the nation's power plants
3. actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs
4. asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before
1. sibling rivalry has become a favorite topic for developmental psychologists
3. dream holidays often go awry
3. children grow up believing the sun to be a myth
4. molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public
2. weather advisories predict sunshine with a chance of spontaneously combusting spacecraft
3. weather advisories predict sunshine with a chance of spontaneously combusting spacecraft
1. APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps
2. APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps
4. bombs make good ploughs
2. highway rest stops are stocking up on fallout scrubbing kits
5. poor @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are always begging for a lift
3. graffiti artists make up a significant portion of the coal mining population
1. they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop)
2. the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under
1. daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos
1. @@NAME@@ has the hottest women in the world
2. clairvoyants and soothsayers find fellowship at their local McRonalds
2. adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first
3. corporations continue to displace native peoples off their land
1. streaming companies get dammed up whenever a powerful person throws a tantrum
2. anyone criticizing an executive's haircut online runs the risk of being doxxed by omniscient troll m1n3l0v3r9001
1. the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand
2. cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers
1. government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time
3. rural @@DEMONYUMNOUNPLURAL@@ are missing the forest for the numerous cellular towers they replaced
1. pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes
3. waste collection professionals have been canned
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1. all industry is owned and run by the government
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
2. public nudity is compulsory
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ is a protected species
2. all recreational drugs are legal
3. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
3. all tariffs have been abolished
1. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
3. a government program is underway to revitalize @@NAME@@'s beaches
2. the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
3. the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
6. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have more rights than the average citizen
1. territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy
3. the number of children one can have is restricted by law
1. prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
2. police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races
4. local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food"
1. the @@ANIMAL@@ is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction
3. the only places to see @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ now are at local zoos
3. computers have been banned
2. only the wealthy can afford monorail fares
3. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
4. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
1. flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys
1. all-natural foods are becoming a major fad
3. people are moving into treehouses in record numbers
2. the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system
4. riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens @@NAME@@'s stability
5. crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country
1. space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space
4. waste is frequently shipped to other countries
2. the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting
1. motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours
3. cars have been banned
1. wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct
3. @@ANIMAL@@ populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
4. the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime
2. the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work
1. large sections of @@NAME@@ have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there
5. a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world
2. the sound of wooden legs echo throughout @@NAME@@ after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax
5. there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
3. houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries
2. the roads are virtually falling apart
5. military service is compulsory
4. all weapon research has been banned
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
3. heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste
4. newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines
1. mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies
2. owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions
3. mostly women are seen and not heard
4. men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic
2. all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave
2. truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news
1. the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
4. farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors
3. the nation's leader appoints ministers directly
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
1. almost all products in @@NAME@@ are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
4. homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel
7. young girls often attend the same schools as their children
3. strategic bombers are being converted into preschools
1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
2. illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory
4. @@NAME@@'s nuclear power is imported from neighbouring countries
5. nine out of ten citizens of @@NAME@@ answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation
1. mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined
4. closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants
5. @@NAME@@'s heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives
1. eminent domain has been abolished
3. the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
1. the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (@@EGG@@)
2. unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws
4. it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls
1. corporate lobbying has been outlawed
1. high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water
3. supermarkets and large corporate farms are a thing of the past
6. the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive
5. aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed
4. the crackdown on private property seems as endless as the government issued food stamp lines
2. employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
1. shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned
2. the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics
4. the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services
2. the countryside is shrouded by wind farms
3. @@NAME@@ has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world
1. fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets
3. businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
2. survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport
5. trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'
4. midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population
1. people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales
3. the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas
4. fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists
1. new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in @@NAME@@ to be bombproof
3. the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
1. grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices
2. a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
3. businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders
4. the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation
4. island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
4. computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire
4. there is a dearth of space for new houses
3. computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens"
1. noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law
1. workers have seized control of the economy
1. the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction
3. mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance
1. litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job
2. daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter
3. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
4. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
1. oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds
3. wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms
3. stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet
1. the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced
2. it's always rabbit season
3. invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie
1. the nation is now proudly cholera-free
3. unemployed butchers line the streets
3. women are kept out of work but at least dinner is served on time
4. harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
2. planespotters are emigrating in droves
1. toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan
1. the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
2. government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons
4. towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries
4. veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations
2. the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook
3. factories grind to a halt every time there is an election
3. animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration
1. there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees
2. EpiPen sales have skyrocketed
5. the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero
3. a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit
1. job opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry
2. strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state
4. Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans
1. the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament
2. companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes
3. drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking
2. chickens roam the streets freely
4. food imports have skyrocketed after the recent 'Forage for Food' program severely backfired
3. tourists are forbidden to enter Native @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ lands
4. suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks
2. @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ facilities are being turned into @@ANIMAL@@ habitats
1. disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown
3. astronomers are flocking to @@NAME@@ to take advantage of its clear night skies
4. self-driving cars have been banned
3. the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster @@NAME@@ with trees
4. conspiracy theorists allege @@CAPITAL@@'s new subway map resembles Satanic symbols
2. the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
1. confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape
4. handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders
3. the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions
1. the once prosperous capital is in utter decline
2. virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in @@CAPITAL@@
2. criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program
3. the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast
2. the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes
3. citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper
1. @@CAPITAL@@'s main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
2. with great power generation comes great responsibility
3. nuclear physics is the most popular course at university
1. nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise
3. the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution
1. poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild
2. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
3. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
4. the endangered saltwater humpback @@ANIMAL@@ is only seen in captivity programs
1. every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead
3. park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets
1. fruit pickers with degrees in @@ANIMAL@@ psychology are a common sight
2. @@LEADER@@'s power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support
2. children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums
4. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
6. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
6. @@LEADER@@ is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls
3. modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format
2. kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers
4. falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods
3. sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer
1. maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords
4. fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose
3. debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields
3. @@LEADER@@ has been known to make speeches in fishing waders
1. former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
3. beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially
5. economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism
5. future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence
1. genetic researchers have taken to conducting illegal experiments in secret lairs
4. scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science
2. environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course
3. the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon
4. landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks
5. excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside
3. vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'
4. government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables
4. swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds
1. hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings
3. severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land
1. corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics
1. military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft
2. a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine
3. foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that @@NAME@@ will pay them to stop
5. remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders
3. there are no bananas today in @@NAME@@
2. commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year
5. derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels
1. Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping
3. truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills
2. the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape
3. truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned
1. local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities
2. unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves
2. school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel
2. the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills
4. the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble
3. coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk
1. citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee
3. carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk
2. parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife
1. schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more
2. proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones
4. calling shotgun on the front seat too many days in a row is seen as a crime against social equality
5. huge explosions in the sky are a daily occurrence in the cities
2. both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade
3. the nation burns bridges with neighbours who burn their rainforest
1. it's rare to find an unchewed pencil
4. Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume
1. the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake
1. a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water
3. @@LEADER@@ has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances
1. families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain
1. glamping @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi
1. bike rage is all the rage
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
1. increasing numbers of children in @@NAME@@ have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers
2. nocturnal burglars are grateful for the convenient beverages on welcoming doorsteps
3. supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets
4. state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets
1. the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story
1. extreme hiring regulations mean a job in @@NAME@@ is often a lifetime appointment
3. solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers
4. businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections
3. workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings
1. endangered species are effective hostages against the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military
3. the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness
4. Air @@NAME@@ tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel
1. park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers
2. gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up
1. the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning
2. there's never enough space in space
1. it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors
3. authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets
3. tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends
3. the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills
4. with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof
2. ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences
4. immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs
3. the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper
4. doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures
1. Formula One cars in @@NAME@@ boast 56 miles per gallon
2. the country's motorways are surprisingly quiet
5. mail and shipped goods take forever to get to buyers
3. @@ANIMAL@@-wagons to @@CAPITAL@@ are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads
2. a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Capitol Building
3. rubber stamp emojis are the new craze
2. the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment
1. demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked
2. tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward
1. it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into @@NAME@@
3. concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods
3. there is a law against "filthy foreign food"
1. where there's smoke there's the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Forestry Department
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
3. it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven
4. women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to
1. urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens
2. ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths
3. cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags
1. it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle
2. CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet
3. commercial ships often report keel and hull damage from coral reef impacts
2. people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
4. stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend
6. manufacturers are annoyed that they're not allowed to dump industrial waste into the nearest lake any more
1. the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state
4. the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations
1. the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem
1. antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were
6. they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result
2. a stitch in time could see you serving nine
5. pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy
6. the Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in @@NAME@@
1. restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints
3. mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants
3. many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace
1. CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show
2. home renovation shows are increasingly popular
4. televangelists often claim they can cure your Lupus if you donate enough money
6. hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead"
2. citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office
1. foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election"
1. one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber
4. criminals are often a few steps ahead of law enforcement
4. explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase
4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
3. workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning
4. army regiments supporting different football teams are a frequent cause of friendly fire incidents
3. foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities
2. radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species
3. horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of @@NAME@@
4. environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune
5. the horniness of the great-horned @@ANIMAL@@ is considered a national priority
3. strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down
4. the libraries of @@NAME@@ are staffed by lone, lonely librarians
5. mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals
1. pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers
1. too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth
1. pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit
2. bins outnumber trees in city parks
4. people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
3. posters on '@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Values' advise against being proud of @@NAME@@
3. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices
4. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices
5. panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet
4. it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman
1. many in @@NAME@@ are born in the purple
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers
1. the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose
2. the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles
2. putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike
1. mechanics are often exhausted by their work
3. when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint
2. the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war
3. the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war
1. supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale
3. state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay
1. being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill
3. garden flower shows rarely smell of roses
4. there is something rotten in the state of @@NAME@@
1. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
2. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
3. this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething
4. the "Rump Diet" is all the rage
4. it's illegal to blow things up
6. hordes of tourists are ruining the environment
2. if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ satellites can detect it
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
1. the statue in the @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ Plaza has a solar panel for a hat
1. patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water
2. health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water
2. it's illegal to exterminate cockroaches
1. courses on ornithology and apiology are surprisingly popular
1. construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground
2. nations that kill @@A@@ @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ can expect a strongly worded letter
1. old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones
3. taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days
2. the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
1. a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat"
4. overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters
3. workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year
2. the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard
1. trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews
3. citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones
1. farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land
3. wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests
1. father-son fishing trips have been banned
3. fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit
4. female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'
2. neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
2. foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with @@LEADER@@
1. government projects are full of waste
4. sleeping on the job is recommended
3. children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes
5. people have become comfortably numb
1. the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners
5. the incidence of wrist sprains is falling
5. hay has been added to school cafeteria menus
1. nobody knows why the caged @@ANIMAL@@ sings
2. little girls are in tears as @@LEADER@@ confiscates their pink princess ballgowns
3. annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous"
2. rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century
1. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
2. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
3. a petition to improve @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks
3. truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill
1. trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same
3. autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum
1. more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
2. ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks
4. cows graze until the wolves come home
4. proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger
3. most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears
4. children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids
1. power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky
4. an opal a day keeps the negative thoughts at bay
3. environmental legislation occurs cyclically
1. they who do not work shall not eat
5. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
6. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
1. helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens
6. angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes
1. parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park
2. public parks are on the upswing
3. the government has seized the means of recreation
1. the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem"
3. urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate
6. corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
7. corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
4. trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
5. trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
1. a speech a day keeps climate change away
3. undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
1. @@LEADER@@ arrives at international summits with a white cane
3. attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful
2. it turns out you can teach cats new tricks
3. endangered species face obesity instead of extinction
1. @@LEADER@@ is called 'Patches' at international summits
1. diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout
3. religion makes people horny
4. religion makes people horny
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
2. penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'
4. people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies
1. travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing
1. pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security
4. citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm
5. @@LEADER@@ always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms
3. neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise
2. foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take
3. thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks
2. environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests
3. at least 4 unique companies in @@NAME@@ claim to sell Eckie-Cola
1. beggars lack pockets for spare change
3. government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains
2. the treehouse in @@ANIMAL@@ Park is the tallest building in @@NAME@@
4. residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling
3. home renovation projects take decades to complete
4. community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home
1. eating kids as food has been enshrined in law
3. delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten
3. the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion
1. middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians
2. there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety
3. visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage
1. factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections
2. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
3. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
2. people don't want any foreign rubbish
1. national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings
4. visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper
5. the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people
5. @@LEADER@@ has been nicknamed 'Robomop'
4. the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track
1. the government has declared that sharing is uncaring
3. foreign ambassadors are accused of stealing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ jobs
4. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ doors require a Ph.D. to open
3. doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis
4. umbrellas are back in fashion
3. orange juice has been renamed yellow juice
1. odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas
5. children are disappointed their allowances are no longer convertible to gold
6. children are disappointed their allowances are no longer convertible to gold
1. the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar
2. flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers
3. flowering peace lilies are the best defence against @@NAME@@'s military
3. the default state for @@NAME@@ is default
1. candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED
2. people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating
2. government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors
1. weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them
1. nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths
3. the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market
1. stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues
2. mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'
6. the sky (and your feet) are the limit
3. white chocolate is neither chocolate nor food
3. ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack
4. demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other
1. wandering @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are known for their one-track minds
1. the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales
2. the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds
3. bug burgers are extra crunchy
4. politicians post explicit photos of themselves on community notice boards
3. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are delayed by flocks of sheep on their morning commute
3. outdated physical currency is considered a biohazard
4. the gravy train is chugging along on a new track
3. the government proudly leads the world in environmental regulators per capita
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burgeoning @@ANIMAL@@ population | |
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clockwork self-driving vehicles | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
3. computers have been banned
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
2. cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
3. computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens"
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
2. crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
5. the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in @@REGION@@
1. government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos
4. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
5. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
4. politicians post explicit photos of themselves on community notice boards
4. highway signs instruct travelers to yodel for help in case of emergency
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Removed by:1. cars are banned
3. cars have been banned
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
1. nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers
3. computers are allowed but only just
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
5. mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals
2. carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise
3. a new "thought police" branch is being developed
5. email killed the radio star
6. email killed the radio star
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
2. mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'
4. demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other
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closed borders | |
Gained from:4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
4. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
5. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
Sometimes gained from:1. a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
5. crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country
4. the world outside is only known of in folklore
6. the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive
3. citizens are forbidden from leaving the country
1. people who have lived their entire lives in @@NAME@@ are shocked to discover that they are not citizens
1. the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day
3. a giant 'No Entry' sign is being erected at the borders of @@NAME@@
7. homogenous restaurants all have very similar menus
4. citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious
2. holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in
3. there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance
2. colours are running as @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ take on their own laundry
4. the ethnic makeup of the nation is as bland as the food
3. there's no more bridging into @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ ports
3. a lot of glass windows have needed replacing recently
5. the only trips @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are allowed to take are the ones caused by hallucinogens
3. foreign ambassadors are accused of stealing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ jobs
4. the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason
5. the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason
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Removed by:5. immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ pensions
2. half of @@NAME@@'s doctors can't speak the language
3. half of @@NAME@@'s doctors can't speak the language
12. the nation loves all colours indiscriminately (@@EGG@@)
1. census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in @@NAME@@ after the ban on emigration was lifted
3. emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand
1. former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom
1. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
2. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
3. Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies
4. Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies
1. the tightness of border controls in @@NAME@@ leave a little to be desired
1. a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to @@LEADER@@
3. terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban
4. traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers
5. traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers
2. the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food
3. the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food
2. an extra-long museum is being built to house the old border wall
3. refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from
3. classes at @@CAPITAL@@ University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day
4. classes at @@CAPITAL@@ University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day
5. the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free
3. even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs
4. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
5. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
5. the immigration system seems to favor young unmarried women
4. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
5. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
3. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
3. visiting the best @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurants requires keeping a visa on file
4. visiting the best @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurants requires keeping a visa on file
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complete absence of social welfare | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:1. the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars
1. the government is reining in public spending
4. citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes
2. the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore
4. government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries
1. gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation
1. homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
1. government spending has hit an all-time low
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
2. senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour
2. suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence
1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
4. senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories
1. government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet
2. record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
2. almost half of the child population live rough on the streets
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
1. the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
6. the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (@@EGG@@)
3. boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers
3. citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors
2. most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists
5. the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs
2. @@LEADER@@ has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw
2. the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy
5. the country is effectively ruled by large corporations and business consultants
3. homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property
4. citizens who become homeless are immediately executed
2. the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
1. citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want
1. the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion
2. thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break
1. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
2. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
3. many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight
1. expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
5. the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills
3. disaster victims are viewed with disdain
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
2. curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net
2. insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways
2. charity no longer begins at home
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
2. there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison
1. town welcome signs list corporate sponsors
2. drowning sailors are hung out to dry
3. the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster
4. late night talk show hosts are having a field day over @@LEADER@@'s questionably sane new coalition partners
4. the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs
4. the country has essentially become @@POPULATION@@ nations within a nation
1. @@LEADER@@ shrugs in the face of growing inequalities
4. @@LEADER@@'s new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face'
3. the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers
3. Maxtopians dominate the nation's military hierarchy
2. @@A@@ @@REGION@@ Tourist Association survey has rated @@NAME@@ #1 for number twos
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have replaced bears in a popular idiom
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
4. board shorts have replaced board rooms
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
2. justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag
2. children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
5. grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines
1. a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight
3. robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones
4. health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water
3. tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments
3. the government believes in trickle-down happiness
2. more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself
3. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
4. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
1. it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children
5. the barter economy has taken over as the @@CURRENCY@@ has become worthless
3. double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase
3. the entirety of @@LEADER@@'s administration can be crammed into a phone booth
4. lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to
9. government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'
4. the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient
3. children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
4. the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness
1. women across the country are tying the knot
4. on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant
4. multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
2. destitute athletes are forced to train in the street
4. paraplegics are told to walk it off
1. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
2. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
3. it is said that @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ woman's work is never done
4. the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending
2. social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
2. the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution
2. veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
4. spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins
3. foundling babies rarely make it off the doorsteps they are abandoned on
2. immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps
5. conflicted @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mamas cry 'cause - if there's one thing they don't need - it's another hungry mouth to feed
5. real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens
1. the government hopes austerity will lead to prosperity
3. unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims
3. families burn @@LEADER@@'s latest official photograph to keep warm
2. equality looks curiously unequal
1. job satisfaction is a luxury many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can't afford
3. the church encourages double-dipping
2. people with disabilities are told they just need to try harder
2. anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead
3. the public are enjoying a royal flush of tax cuts
5. profits are an acceptable way to measure morality
1. the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin
2. corporate recruiters have adopted 'at least it's not government work' as their new catchphrase
4. crying babies are told to grow up
3. police officers outnumber pigeons in @@CAPITAL@@
6. inflated egos go along with an inflated currency
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Removed by:3. politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate
4. the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty
2. strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state
5. the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded
2. the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire
3. the blind lead the blind in social welfare
Sometimes removed by:1. all industry is owned and run by the government
2. the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs
2. education and welfare spending are on the rise
3. a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate
1. the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees
2. refugees from other nations are flocking to @@NAME@@'s border
1. the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments
2. factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas
2. re-education centers are being added to most prisons
3. criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers
4. local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food"
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
1. retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites
2. the sound of wooden legs echo throughout @@NAME@@ after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax
1. parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads
2. skateparks can be found in every city
2. convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
1. the government seizes the property of the recently deceased
3. welfare funding has recently gone through the roof
3. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
4. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
2. the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system
3. the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country
3. strategic bombers are being converted into preschools
1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
1. the number of students attending university has reached a record high
3. the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'
2. unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws
1. the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms
2. the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms
2. rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria
2. the fire protection service is wholly government-funded
3. most citizens in @@NAME@@ are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government
4. the crackdown on private property seems as endless as the government issued food stamp lines
1. the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter
2. citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless
2. the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters
4. the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor
1. contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above
3. people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles
1. luxury brands target their advertising at the unemployed and homeless
2. workers who try to quit their jobs must first register with the welfare department
5. tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens
1. CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears
6. mandatory daycare is provided by the government
1. aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'
3. the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing
1. cheating spouses are required to undergo job training
4. government officials across @@NAME@@ are being "encouraged" to adopt @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to set an example for the populace
3. the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations
1. the government is flooded with compensation requests
2. new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen
1. the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers
2. many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery
3. children play Capture the Flag and Capture the Bigtopian General Staff at summer camps
2. pro-democracy regime change has been avoided
1. the government is funneling billions into Cape @@NAME@@ following the shuttle crash
3. soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business
1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
1. the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play
1. the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight
2. government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons
1. the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish
1. the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms
2. the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in @@CAPITAL@@ for fear of causing a fuss
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration
2. business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters
4. Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans
1. the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits
3. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation
2. the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens
2. government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success
4. political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act
1. the once prosperous capital is in utter decline
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. builders across @@NAME@@ are blocked up with orders for new public loos
3. the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution
4. unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands
3. children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants
1. lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work
3. pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers
1. the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy
1. former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom
2. the crispy fried liver of @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@ is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants
1. Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds
3. food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police
1. rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes
4. disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire
1. orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents
1. 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past
1. the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake
2. the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer
3. death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing
2. parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money
5. there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees @@HIS/HER@@ shadow
2. there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services
1. the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims
3. the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills
1. burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms
3. the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper
1. saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech
4. busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets
1. incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff
1. official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
4. the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops
5. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government claim that @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are oppressed out of love
1. the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster
3. atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified
1. the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits
7. orphanages are practically giving children away
2. people hearing voices that tell them to commit crimes are automatically assumed to be holy
4. corrupt paupers spend taxpayer @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on liquor and tobacco
3. therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
3. artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. the 'sing-a-long with @@LEADER@@' album is a popular souvenir
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
3. bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral
2. anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
1. it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder
1. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one
1. you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health
3. right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat
1. engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?"
1. the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause
2. religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches)
5. the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free
1. modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes
4. constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas"
3. even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs
2. most believe 'tis better to give than to receive
3. most foreigners can't name the leader of @@NAME@@
2. ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks
4. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
5. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
1. students do more community service than homework
3. people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service
3. employers are keenest on employees who lack family values
1. war vets look after war animals
1. 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'
1. a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages
1. minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments
1. wishing you had children is considered a sign of child abuse
6. therapists advise women who are constantly stressed and tired to have another baby
1. the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
1. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
2. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
4. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
5. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
1. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
3. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
2. after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow
1. children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn
3. students spend the school year learning how great the education system is
1. major cities run on potato batteries
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
2. a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts
1. atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum
1. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
2. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
3. the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion
2. dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys"
3. doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis
3. the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless
3. teenagers can't go to the loo without an army of social workers watching their every movement
3. the word "alcohol" is a trauma trigger for children as young as five
3. gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools
1. the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix
2. the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix
5. government expenses are beyond compare
1. what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans
3. former bakers no longer have to get their baps out
1. those with disabilities have an equal right to a job they hate
3. mothers refer to leaving the house as "the Great Escape"
3. the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect
4. the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect
2. children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers
1. welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got
1. mommy government won the case and is keeping the kids
2. spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cathedrals
3. families make most of their annual income from government benefits
4. a large savings account makes you an enemy of the state
2. all mines are gold mines thanks to life insurance
2. chemical burn victims tan their scars summering at luxury beach resorts with huge cash settlements
4. the gravy train is chugging along on a new track
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complete lack of prisons | |
Gained from:2. all prisons have been eliminated
2. convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
3. public shaming is the bedrock of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ society
2. an eye for an eye leaves @@NAME@@ blind
3. justice is blinding
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Removed by:1. the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate
4. women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers
5. women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers
1. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun
3. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
4. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
1. commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations
2. commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations
4. crying babies are told to grow up
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complete lack of public education | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:1. Harry Potter books are banned
2. Harry Potter books are banned
1. the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars
1. the government is reining in public spending
4. citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes
4. government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries
1. funding for education has been redirected into the military
2. the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
4. teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them
3. X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low
1. government spending has hit an all-time low
4. libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés
2. the army's shirt ninja are the most feared assassins in the region
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
2. children have only the most basic of education
2. foreigners are treated with great suspicion
2. suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence
1. government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
1. the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate
5. the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father"
2. universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes
4. closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
6. the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (@@EGG@@)
5. the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs
2. @@LEADER@@ has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw
3. theoretical science is only theoretical
2. the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy
1. citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want
1. the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion
5. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
6. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
5. the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
3. women are kept out of work but at least dinner is served on time
2. most academic research has ground to a halt
2. mollycoddled youths run the country
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
3. parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence
1. town welcome signs list corporate sponsors
3. bleach is the nation's most common pesticide
3. the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster
4. late night talk show hosts are having a field day over @@LEADER@@'s questionably sane new coalition partners
4. the country has essentially become @@POPULATION@@ nations within a nation
3. the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers
1. schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups
2. schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money
3. it turns out that money can buy you happiness
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
4. science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters
3. the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media
4. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
6. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
3. children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
3. kids are exceptionally good at digging holes
1. the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions
4. according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color
5. only @@LEADER@@'s friends count in the eyes of the government
4. fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
2. oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys
2. no one knows how to tie a reef knot
3. home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks
1. a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight
3. the government believes in trickle-down happiness
2. the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award
5. the barter economy has taken over as the @@CURRENCY@@ has become worthless
3. double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase
3. the entirety of @@LEADER@@'s administration can be crammed into a phone booth
8. schools are forbidden to teach anything that might paint the government in a negative light
1. blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued
4. lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to
5. the government's official stance on scientific inquiry is 'there's no question so big that it can't be ignored'
4. the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing
9. government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'
4. the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient
5. the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate"
3. one-word headlines are the norm in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ newspapers
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
1. marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal
3. the most ambitious parents buy a dozen lottery scratch-cards each week for their kids
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
1. parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework
2. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
3. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
4. high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers
5. students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50
4. the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness
4. education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?"
4. the libraries of @@NAME@@ are staffed by lone, lonely librarians
3. the current TV ratings hit is "Keeping Up With The @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@"
4. multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks
1. children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer
2. children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
3. many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were
1. engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?"
2. college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper
3. classes at @@CAPITAL@@ University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day
4. classes at @@CAPITAL@@ University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day
2. people are bored of easy crossword puzzles
3. a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
4. the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending
3. populations of two-headed @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites
3. a petition to improve @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks
3. most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears
2. teenagers sit around on their butts all day
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
5. conflicted @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mamas cry 'cause - if there's one thing they don't need - it's another hungry mouth to feed
4. the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi
1. @@LEADER@@'s new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
3. brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports
3. unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims
3. the government prefers to leave the past buried
2. equality looks curiously unequal
1. scientists are not permitted to ask questions
4. evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses
1. the military's newest toy broadcasts @@NAME@@'s anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane
2. youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights
3. the public are enjoying a royal flush of tax cuts
1. only those who apply can study applied maths
6. daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite
2. the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds
5. profits are an acceptable way to measure morality
1. the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin
2. corporate recruiters have adopted 'at least it's not government work' as their new catchphrase
4. children can't read, but they sure know how to lay good bricks
5. children can't read, but they sure know how to lay good bricks
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Removed by:2. space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down
1. the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year
3. youth call each other types of vegetables in lieu of government-banned racial insults
4. schoolchildren tunnel out to skip classes
Sometimes removed by:3. the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller
4. the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller
1. all industry is owned and run by the government
2. education and welfare spending are on the rise
3. citizens select which government department gets their income tax @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ each year
3. preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime
1. a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway
1. scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied @@ANIMAL@@
3. religious classes are compulsory for all school students
4. morality classes are compulsory for all school students
2. the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending
3. the government spends millions of tax @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools
4. the government spends millions of tax @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools
1. people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight
4. the government pours millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ into rehabilitation programs annually
3. schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students
1. a National Academy regulates grammar and usage
2. children are raised bilingual from an early age
2. re-education centers are being added to most prisons
3. criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers
1. UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news
3. @@NAME@@'s free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand
1. libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars
3. all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
1. the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces
1. the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children
3. the education system is famed for its taxing exams
1. citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
2. the sound of wooden legs echo throughout @@NAME@@ after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax
2. the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs
4. children are sent to either religious or secular schools
2. convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
1. the government seizes the property of the recently deceased
2. several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation
3. children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life
1. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
2. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
3. strategic bombers are being converted into preschools
1. more and more students are taking up a career in medicine
2. illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory
1. the number of students attending university has reached a record high
3. it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt
3. the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'
3. international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (@@EGG@@)
3. religious education is a new government priority
5. the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication
6. eight out of ten children believe hard lemonade gives you cirrhosis of the liver
1. the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria
4. agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities
3. most citizens in @@NAME@@ are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government
1. construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway
4. the crackdown on private property seems as endless as the government issued food stamp lines
2. the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
3. the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative
1. students cut up leftover @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ during Arts and Crafts
2. students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak
2. students abandon classrooms for online education
1. the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects
6. mandatory daycare is provided by the government
1. citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy
2. rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ of property damage
2. the government is buying children's books by the thousands
3. the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners
2. new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen
3. every street in the nation contains at least three law firms
6. getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter
2. pro-democracy regime change has been avoided
4. the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion
3. soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business
1. troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto
1. mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field
1. helicopter parenting is on the rise
1. the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime
3. school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices
1. the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight
4. science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous
2. government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons
2. government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience
1. the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure
1. army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers
1. even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious
3. it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration
3. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
4. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
2. parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away
1. colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Liberator"
2. school history books often refer to @@LEADER@@ as "that imperialist pig dog"
3. teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank
3. meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances
1. school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning
2. school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning
2. the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education
1. country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized
3. the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions
1. every workday begins with group therapy
1. the once prosperous capital is in utter decline
1. high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate
2. children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand
1. citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos
2. the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa
4. @@CAPITAL@@ has become the number one destination for urban exploration in @@REGION@@
5. meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry
5. students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
3. young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery
4. no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed
3. nuclear physics is the most popular course at university
1. every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead
3. advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines
2. church and state are inseparable in their influence on education
3. church and state are inseparable in their influence on education
1. young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus
2. young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus
4. failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside
1. every week is blindness awareness week
2. children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums
1. popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs
1. urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts
2. signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles
2. no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police
2. intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works
3. people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy
1. the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life
4. political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions
1. @@LEADER@@'s luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site
1. former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
3. out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies
3. taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy
1. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
2. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
2. male tourists tend to be fearful of @@NAME@@'s deadly femme fatales
5. excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside
7. you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly
1. the nation has nearly as many history museums as @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
1. orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents
1. squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal
1. disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects
3. children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife
2. disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@'s kindness
1. Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping
3. truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills
2. the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters
2. earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss
2. cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high
3. the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail
1. edutainment video games are taking @@NAME@@'s students to the next level
2. @@LEADER@@'s office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader
1. the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake
3. tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments
2. graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'
1. serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
1. five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes
3. songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti
3. fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate
1. park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers
2. undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected
3. posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft'
3. soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued
4. only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise @@LEADER@@ on @@NAME@@'s coulrophobia epidemic
2. the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea
3. machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter
1. @@LEADER@@'s media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week
2. religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged
3. divorcees attending custody disputes tend to wear black-and-white zigzag patterns
1. a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park
2. telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm
2. employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
1. members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods
2. citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals
3. children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back
2. mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry
3. the new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock
3. students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic
3. citizens worry more about a split end than their deceased parent
2. cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement
1. museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts
2. education is transforming people into first-rate snobs
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
2. 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners
2. hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework
4. frat-house partying has become the national pastime
2. there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship
6. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card
2. a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry
2. student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come
3. just as students finish their homework it's time for school
4. international terrorists often get their weapons supply in @@NAME@@
3. boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'
3. even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love
2. farting etiquette is taught in schools
3. women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up"
4. women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up"
5. male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness
2. students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art
1. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
3. new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps
4. light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment
6. the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds
1. concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas"
1. the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds
1. some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them
4. all the playground's a stage for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ schoolchildren
5. chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on
6. hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on
2. rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers
5. the horniness of the great-horned @@ANIMAL@@ is considered a national priority
3. strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down
1. textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be
3. the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters
2. scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new
4. kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents
2. schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ seem to be catching more chills
1. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
2. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
1. grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them
4. Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
3. posters on '@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Values' advise against being proud of @@NAME@@
1. seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma
4. schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse
2. trust-fund babies line up for places in community college
3. many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning
4. helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage
4. funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at
2. mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation
3. schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate
1. billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are spent to take high-quality photos of the @@ANIMAL@@ Nebula
1. a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
3. the book "Zen and the Art of Dog Maintenance" is inexplicably a worldwide success
2. girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes
1. courses on ornithology and apiology are surprisingly popular
4. lobster tastes best when it is red
3. a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers
4. children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work
3. foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather
2. children usually cry on their first day of school
3. children usually cry on their first day of school
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
2. five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars
2. male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room
1. giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls
3. video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality
3. the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought
1. the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces"
2. feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary
2. neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches list strained wrists as a common side effect
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches list strained wrists as a common side effect
2. students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework
3. babysitters are a thing of the past
2. politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority")
3. the aims of top-secret @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman
3. left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks
2. schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention
1. every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts
4. mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism
2. the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu
4. transgender and agender are on the education agenda
2. rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century
1. evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right
2. history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students
2. minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one
2. you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence
6. antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list
7. antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list
4. frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion
2. it needn't take a lot of snot and tears to fix a problem
4. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
5. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
2. the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework
3. even the lowest-level cheesemongers are required to pass @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Literature IV
2. grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit"
1. minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments
1. people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute
3. 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate
2. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
3. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
2. a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics
2. translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies
3. the true length of the coastline of @@NAME@@ may never be measured
4. the only science is political science
1. parents dread their examinations more than their children
3. every school is receiving a brand new eraser
1. pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi
5. government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
3. cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton
1. kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll
2. vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR
3. vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR
3. every citizen sounds like a television news anchor
1. teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath
2. children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again
1. you can tell when @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving
1. old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum
3. the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers
4. the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong
2. woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes
3. the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion
1. kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history
6. visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination
3. doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis
1. cheese lovers have a case of the bleus
2. what goes down must come up
3. teenagers can't go to the loo without an army of social workers watching their every movement
3. the word "alcohol" is a trauma trigger for children as young as five
3. gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools
1. citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles
2. citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles
2. bad punctuation has come to a full stop
2. a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese
1. farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep
3. young people pass around flash drives filled with illegal music
2. deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails
3. scientists have great chemistry with their subjects
4. rural children are told reading's important (for other people)
3. talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses
4. ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices
4. millionaires are surprised to find they are eligible for government handouts
1. truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon
4. unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings
3. the alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO
1. elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists
2. all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs
3. children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi
1. kids these days only have to survive their homework assignments and cafeteria lunches
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compulsory gun ownership | |
Gained from:1. gun ownership is compulsory
Sometimes gained from:1. metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm
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Removed by:1. kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles
2. the nation is completely gun-free
3. the streets are plagued with knife-wielding madmen
1. the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place
2. citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons
3. trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts
3. knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety
1. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
2. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
4. wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons
1. gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away
2. children cry as government officials steal their water pistols
4. staple guns are seen as intrinsically evil
4. it's no longer mandatory for armless amputees to own ironic side-arms
1. pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion
3. heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents
3. companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water
4. the government sells explosives to fund bomb squads
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are having a blast with military surplus
Sometimes removed by:1. the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
1. dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers
4. it turns out that the government can have your guns by prying them out of your warm living hands
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compulsory military service | |
Gained from:2. the army's shirt ninja are the most feared assassins in the region
5. military service is compulsory
4. newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines
2. soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy
3. women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the @@TYPE@@
4. all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength
1. confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
4. handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders
2. the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'
1. retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies
3. military promises of adventure don't live up to the brochure for unwilling conscripts
4. army regiments supporting different football teams are a frequent cause of friendly fire incidents
1. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
2. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
4. the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic
Sometimes gained from:4. military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames
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Removed by:1. the military struggles with recruitment
5. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
6. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
3. soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear
4. soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear
5. nobody is forced to join the armed forces
2. unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society
6. there is no war in @@CAPITAL@@
7. there is no war in @@CAPITAL@@
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compulsory vegetarianism | |
Gained from:3. vegetarianism is compulsory
6. the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters
3. unemployed butchers line the streets
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
5. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
6. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
4. proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger
3. delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten
3. white chocolate is neither chocolate nor food
3. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are delayed by flocks of sheep on their morning commute
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Removed by:1. abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand
3. the consumption of vegetables is illegal
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
4. the nation's iron imports are booming
3. the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes
4. freshly-minted cattle-wranglers have to fend off hordes of teething babies
3. the natural world is burning as the government adds hot sauce
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conspicuous electricity pylons | |
Gained from:4. @@NAME@@'s nuclear power is imported from neighbouring countries
Sometimes gained from:3. the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe
4. socialism gives everyone a share of the economy's growing carbon footprint
1. new pests have been imported into @@NAME@@
3. autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back
3. government debts are financed through alchemy
4. government debts are financed through alchemy
3. the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect
4. the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect
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Removed by:1. environmentalists are staging large protests in front of reopened nuclear power plants
3. there are no bananas today in @@NAME@@
3. there is a law against "filthy foreign food"
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
3. attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful
1. self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets
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cultivated feral children | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:6. citizens are grown in vats
4. the youth of today are literally shaped by big business
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
3. the love has gone in @@NAME@@
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
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Removed by:3. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
4. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
2. soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy
2. religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches)
3. growing infants in a vat is an antiquated concept
6. therapists advise women who are constantly stressed and tired to have another baby
3. children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi
1. kids these days only have to survive their homework assignments and cafeteria lunches
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daily referendums | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:2. the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year
1. @@NAME@@'s first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded
1. a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed
3. referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population
1. elections have recently been reintroduced to @@NAME@@
1. workers have seized control of the economy
3. corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers
4. widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of @@LEADER@@
3. the monarch's main official duty is christening ships
7. @@NAME@@ has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders
1. a TV celebrity dominates the nation's newest democratic political party
4. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
5. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
1. citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections
2. the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop
1. the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically
1. drawing straws has given way to straw polls
3. governance is once again the domain of the elite
4. the most common candidates on ballots are silk and cashmere
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Removed by:3. elections have been outlawed
3. a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections
3. elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment
2. martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
3. the nation's leader appoints ministers directly
1. politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads
4. citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians
3. the government has repealed elections for fear of 'mob rule'
5. @@LEADER@@ is the self-declared God of all @@NAME@@
1. the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda
4. pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled
4. some members of Parliament are illiterate
3. the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained @@ANIMAL@@
5. the only things @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ vote on are cutest @@ANIMAL@@ competitions
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom
3. tyranny by any other name smells just as sour
1. propaganda posters remind citizens that 'opinions are treason'
5. a twice-bankrupted businessman's promotion to Minister of Finance has caused concern
3. the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment
4. government doublethinkers have declared that voting is slavery
4. the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice
3. the government has ended partisanship by ending elections
5. farmers trade ploughshares for swords when military sortition puts them in charge of regiments
4. the only legal elections are for student body president
4. the media only bothers polling the three most exclusive country clubs in the nation
2. everyone is absolutely thrilled to see @@LEADER@@
4. the next election is postponed until further notice
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deadly medical pandemics | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:1. Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested
2. public nudity is compulsory
2. all recreational drugs are legal
2. genetic researchers have been expelled
2. organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region
2. organ donation rates have hit a new low
1. euthanasia is legal
3. eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas
1. major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day
2. psychological disorders are a taboo subject
3. women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners
1. the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments
4. city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people
5. the state subsidizes liposuction
1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
1. the @@NAME@@ Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise
4. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
5. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
1. gun ownership is compulsory
2. citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns
2. firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction
1. murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows
2. soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers
2. a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high
2. the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses
3. only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare
3. it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles
1. corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products
1. sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high
3. government-run brothels can be found on every street corner
3. the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives
3. the use of martial arts is banned
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
1. 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink
3. reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up
1. appendix transplant figures have recently doubled
3. the insurance industry is outlawed
1. the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril
3. traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu
3. politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate
4. senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories
1. government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet
3. abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics
4. abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics
5. families are only permitted to have one child
1. shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves
3. zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets
4. the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form
2. the roads are virtually falling apart
1. citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over @@NAME@@
2. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
3. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
2. the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night
3. soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training
2. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
3. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
4. most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists
4. hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey
1. the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned
5. people all over @@NAME@@ are dying of 'Mad @@ANIMAL@@ Disease'
1. @@NAME@@'s fine wines are renowned throughout the region
2. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
3. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
1. immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites
2. Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances
2. blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest
3. manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
2. nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure
5. the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father"
6. soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads
7. young girls often attend the same schools as their children
3. the well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute
4. healthcare funding has been cut
1. abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand
3. the consumption of vegetables is illegal
2. nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba
2. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
3. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
5. the NHS has recently been discontinued
5. insomnia is slowly turning everyone insane
1. the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists
6. the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points
4. the flesh-eating lost souls that wander at night serve as a major tourist attraction (@@EGG@@)
5. the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (@@EGG@@)
6. the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (@@EGG@@)
4. the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour
1. it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
3. all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of @@CAPITAL@@
4. chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports
1. reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service
4. the government's only official statement on the burning down of @@CAPITAL@@ was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'
3. bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'
3. homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property
3. penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'
1. inter-species marriages are ignored by the government
4. divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets
6. citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State
4. electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high
5. absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
4. fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists
3. a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways
3. city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones
4. most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants
5. most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants
6. shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity
2. charity no longer begins at home
2. most people suffer from some form of hearing loss
1. the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction
3. citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow
4. citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow
2. the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of @@REGION@@
6. the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters
2. many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery
3. children play Capture the Flag and Capture the Bigtopian General Staff at summer camps
5. chemically brainwashed citizens praise @@LEADER@@'s name on an hourly basis
2. soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone
3. the government prefers to take a hands-off approach to catastrophes
2. churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'
3. clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
3. bungee jumpers frequently go splat
2. the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'
3. the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'
1. the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan
2. the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen
1. thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses
2. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
3. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
4. disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment
3. Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room
3. assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export
3. women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the @@TYPE@@
1. fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism
1. homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes
4. prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate
3. the travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas
4. food imports have skyrocketed after the recent 'Forage for Food' program severely backfired
3. stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents
5. the health budget has been diverted into prolonging @@LEADER@@'s life
4. the native owl population is in permanent hibernation
2. self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers
3. self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies
3. teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
2. penal labor is a de facto death sentence
4. heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual
1. the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association
5. games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting
1. auditors are gutting every governmental department
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump
4. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices
3. children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos
3. trespassers entering @@LEADER@@'s office are immediately vaporized
3. visions of giant pink @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are a common side effect after @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ eat their meals
3. couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics
1. the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results
3. hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence
4. personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability
1. young adults still believe that @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ deliver newborns to expecting parents
2. maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter
4. smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour
3. the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@
4. public urination is on the increase
2. teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries
1. nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise
4. in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes
1. every week is blindness awareness week
3. dining out often involves @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ on the plate no matter what you order
3. the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder
1. retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted
2. farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season
4. subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes
2. children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes
3. exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles
5. exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
1. economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society
3. national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first
3. amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance
4. nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience
3. bars are packed at all hours
2. raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom
5. the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'
3. exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'
2. recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water
2. the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet
3. beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially
4. sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food
6. prevalence rates of genitourinary infectious disease are inexplicably on the rise
2. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
3. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
4. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
5. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
3. life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up
4. if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more
5. grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines
2. commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year
3. cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise
3. adult stores are all sold out of whips
4. the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care
3. the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people
3. truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned
2. the industries of @@NAME@@ are coughing all the way to the bank
3. a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away
1. foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best
2. children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-@@CURRENCY@@ charge on their phone bill
1. prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population
3. straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply
2. children keel over while singing "@@LEADER@@ Gives Us the Water of Life"
3. children keel over while singing "@@LEADER@@ Gives Us the Water of Life"
4. safe drinking water is considered a luxury
5. poverty is disloyal to the Motherland
6. the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery
2. fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers
6. unfit police officers collapse while trying to capture unusually athletic criminals
2. the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags
3. it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes
1. increasing numbers of children in @@NAME@@ have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers
1. homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism
2. the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun
3. urbanites battle to the death for penthouse apartments
3. solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers
5. the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers
5. ritual mummification is making a comeback
6. ritual mummification is making a comeback
2. bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons
1. it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children
5. the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming
1. the dartboard at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of @@LEADER@@'s face
2. owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams
2. the weather in @@CAPITAL@@ is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'
1. black tea is only available on the black market
3. machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter
1. sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor
1. dentists routinely perform open heart surgery
3. people spend a lot on hair and nails
4. people spend a lot on hair and nails
2. teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in @@NAME@@'s offices
4. doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures
1. weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements
2. getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in @@NAME@@
2. when you fly on Air @@NAME@@ you win a seat or you die
2. the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets
4. wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them
2. dessert dishes make up the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ breakfast menu
4. it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers
1. where there's smoke there's the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Forestry Department
1. official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'
3. the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Desert
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ actors literally work from cradle to grave
1. shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices
2. citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma
4. women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to
4. diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat"
4. hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport
4. sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers
1. ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ beaches
3. in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants
5. chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth
3. honeymoon suites can be located by following newlywed couples' shrieks of "what's that?"
1. the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary
2. new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words
3. worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts
2. retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long
2. it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies
1. the elderly are killed softly with a song
2. tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water
3. every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands
5. rubbing salt into wounds is seen as a good thing if it is 100% organic garlic-and-thyme salt
3. the government is encouraging violence on television
2. citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
2. the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived
2. politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address
2. bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters
1. nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines
3. mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants
5. competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents
3. slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration
2. ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen
3. catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
4. frat-house partying has become the national pastime
1. fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments
3. athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats
1. the fattest folk in @@NAME@@ look to be the happiest ones
1. a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career
2. foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Moonshine"
4. alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó
1. no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines
4. psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests
1. burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside
2. screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of @@NAME@@
4. children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets
1. the police motto is "to protect and not to serve"
2. crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic
1. wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them
1. drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars
2. both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border
2. students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art
3. out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line
4. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
5. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
3. veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain
4. people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up
4. army regiments supporting different football teams are a frequent cause of friendly fire incidents
3. people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day"
7. it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes
3. weather reports simply advise @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ to 'look outside'
1. pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ roads
1. gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away
1. drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients
3. life is short but human kindness is endless
1. too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth
4. women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets
4. glassy-eyed @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command
4. Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges
3. epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer
4. diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach
4. there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
2. parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be'
2. millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded @@CAPITAL@@ with effluent
3. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices
4. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices
3. slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in @@NAME@@
2. the secret ingredient is love (and MSG)
3. the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay
3. there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace
3. jaywalking will put an end to a family tree
2. cigarettes are dead-cheap
4. parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang
3. schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate
2. the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag
1. customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high
3. anyone can get ahead in life if they want to
3. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
4. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
5. classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children
4. people forget to eat because they are too busy singing @@LEADER@@'s praises
1. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
2. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
3. stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff
3. apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats
1. peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government policy
2. @@LEADER@@ lights cigars with a hundred-@@CURRENCY@@ bill
3. there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy"
4. slackers at work are told to "crack on with it"
1. the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke
3. public parks are littered with cigarette butts
2. grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving
2. end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang
3. religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs
3. chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurants
2. @@CAPITAL@@'s flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space
3. new "Commiserations! It's An Accident!" greetings cards for expectant mothers are selling surprisingly quickly
4. bustling back-alley clinics treat everything from sports injuries to angina
4. paraplegics are told to walk it off
4. supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials
3. burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients
1. trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews
4. deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives
2. the @@CAPITAL@@ XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle
4. kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school
5. kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school
3. young people devote their entire lives to the faith
4. young people devote their entire lives to the faith
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
4. most people learn to drive on crash courses
4. tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities
2. foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with @@LEADER@@
2. there's never a spare chair in the retirement home
8. a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more"
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches list strained wrists as a common side effect
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches list strained wrists as a common side effect
4. cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases
2. the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation
4. the nation's iron imports are booming
4. teen gangs are encouraged to take drugs
5. the government prevents violence by committing genocide
3. only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive
3. decongestants have replaced @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ in street transactions
4. there's some really clean windows in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ houses
1. financial investors are noting a boom in artillery
4. it's often raining men (hallelujah) in @@CAPITAL@@
2. social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside
2. ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals
1. everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties
3. more and more people are signing up for the government party
4. more and more people are signing up for the government party
5. no one is worried about government policies any more
3. there's a mortuary next to every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurant
3. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
4. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
2. blessed are the meek for they have been beaten into submission
1. beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings
4. you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs
4. vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase
2. super-powered zombies parade through the streets of @@CAPITAL@@
2. it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise
3. the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby"
4. doctors with dyed hair inform patients via video-link that they must not go against nature
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
6. antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list
7. antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list
1. you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg
3. grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer
1. the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it
3. pros are the new cons
4. frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
2. people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile
3. the military is plagued with unethical researchers
1. the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force
2. battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out
7. skyscrapers get built in just days
2. birth announcements often also serve as death announcements
3. pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks"
2. savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks
3. burnout is common with anti-government demagogues
3. signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes
1. pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute
3. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military is limping towards victory
4. children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids
1. several inches are being added to first class seating
5. people are always able to look each other in the eye
4. bad decisions are made very quickly
3. the word "mother" is the favourite punchline of ribald comics
6. therapists advise women who are constantly stressed and tired to have another baby
2. the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection
2. little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas
2. produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'
3. glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines
4. adverts urge @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ to "reach for a ciggy instead of your supper"
2. party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend
4. space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across @@NAME@@
2. teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool
3. the full weight of the law is being applied against hate speech
1. a PhD just ain't what it used to be
2. both criminals and civilians are DOA
5. falling over while singing is a national pastime
3. a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing
2. parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
2. the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants
3. relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns
3. slavers are real nutters
3. the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes
4. gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches
3. political shows are fit for purpose
5. jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity
1. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
2. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
3. the nation is going green
3. the people have taken "Hail @@LEADER@@" as an invitation to lob rocks
1. intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them
3. work stinks
4. work stinks
4. meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily
3. belief that @@LEADER@@ is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high
1. citizens can freely debate whether @@LEADER@@ is a great leader or the greatest leader
3. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
4. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
3. Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year
2. the news of budget cuts leaves a sour taste in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mouths
4. umbrellas are back in fashion
2. bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in
2. restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food
2. bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives
1. @@CAPITAL@@ River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run"
4. the nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland
1. roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards
4. the official government position is that "we didn't see nothin'"
2. the internal market is thriving
4. injured workers are encouraged to 'stitch themselves up with their bootstraps'
2. official government guidance encourages binge behaviors
2. a crystal a day keeps the establishment away
4. cynics say that @@LEADER@@'s speeches are a leading cause of death
4. global warming is being combated via global eradication
1. a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away
4. the first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ faces have never been brighter
2. constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians
3. heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents
1. the military's newest toy broadcasts @@NAME@@'s anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane
4. the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace
1. prison is a nightmare
3. dream holidays often go awry
2. online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas
1. witches' brews set off Geiger counters
5. restaurants have added Molotov cocktails to the menu
4. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
5. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
1. the overhead luggage compartment is often full
1. people are turning themselves into worm food
4. the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones
1. APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps
2. APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps
2. highway rest stops are stocking up on fallout scrubbing kits
1. daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos
4. hospitals have unveiled new guidelines suggesting that latex gloves do not count as clothing
4. the five second rule has been amended to the five minute rule
5. children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of @@NAME@@
1. air fresheners are the most popular solution to gas leaks
3. the natural world is burning as the government adds hot sauce
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Removed by:1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
Sometimes removed by:1. cars are banned
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
1. kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles
2. the nation is completely gun-free
3. preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime
1. scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes
1. organ donation is compulsory
1. college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys
2. euthanasia is illegal
3. euthanasia is illegal
1. smoking is banned in public areas
2. an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban
1. the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens
4. the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens
1. drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government
3. all alcohol is banned
1. citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling"
1. sex changes are routinely performed at @@NAME@@'s hospitals
3. the number of children one can have is restricted by law
1. citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise
2. college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza
3. college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza
2. police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races
3. there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates
1. people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations
3. cars have been banned
1. public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people"
2. every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government
3. manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals
2. an enormous health awareness programme is underway
1. only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations
2. private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government
1. the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces
4. the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime
2. drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government
2. medical lawsuits are out of control
4. the study of medicine is popular throughout @@NAME@@
2. the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work
2. replacement organs are grown in vats
6. citizens are grown in vats
2. elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-@@CURRENCY@@ mansions
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
1. misbehaving @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others
2. the government funds large training centres to turn @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ into functioning members of society
3. expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets
4. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'
2. the sound of wooden legs echo throughout @@NAME@@ after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax
1. abortions are routinely performed in @@NAME@@'s hospitals
2. the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs
1. roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews
1. skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines
3. trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts
2. children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies
1. the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth
2. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
3. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
1. the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS
3. otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS
2. all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave
3. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
4. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
1. the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
4. farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors
5. government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
4. students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games
1. citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months
3. the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet
4. jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
3. all footpaths have tollbooths
1. female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast
3. the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country
1. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
2. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
3. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
4. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
1. more and more students are taking up a career in medicine
2. half of @@NAME@@'s doctors can't speak the language
3. half of @@NAME@@'s doctors can't speak the language
2. illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory
1. mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined
2. hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region
3. calisthenics is a well-known tax-dodging technique
6. eight out of ten children believe hard lemonade gives you cirrhosis of the liver
7. ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka
3. swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine
4. DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects
1. @@NAME@@ successfully hosted the @@REGION@@ Olympics
3. the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age
2. the fire protection service is wholly government-funded
3. most citizens in @@NAME@@ are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government
1. the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter
2. citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless
2. employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers
1. suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps
1. mothers drive their college-graduate children to work
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
2. family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned
5. people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket
7. love is given from each according to their ability but marriage is assigned to each according to their needs
1. the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines
3. the new hit series "@@NAME@@'s Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country
1. luxury brands target their advertising at the unemployed and homeless
1. the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects
2. consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage
3. the government has begun a crusade against drugs
4. politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public
1. police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers
2. overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains
1. new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in @@NAME@@ to be bombproof
3. the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive
1. glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town
1. fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
2. businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation
2. prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases
3. the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations
1. the government is outsourcing itself
1. noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law
4. citizens are emigrating to escape the bland cuisine
2. the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters
1. 'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto
6. getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter
1. birth rates have hit an all-time low
1. fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards
2. the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling
3. unemployed butchers line the streets
1. helicopter parenting is on the rise
2. crossing the road requires a risk assessment
1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
4. the most popular household pet in @@NAME@@ is the domestic minor
1. any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
4. young girls who ask their parents for a pony are routinely lobotomised (@@EGG@@)
1. the nation thirsts for new freedoms
4. the national water supply has entered detox
2. vaccinations are mandatory
3. parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence
1. student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned @@ANIMAL@@ball fields
4. moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned
2. business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters
1. late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards
2. breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need
1. the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits
2. parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away
3. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation
1. biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse
4. motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts"
1. the looming peasant rebellion has been called off after farming was legalized
2. the nation subsists off of the minimal number of farms imaginable
1. school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads
2. children use fake IDs to purchase candy
3. meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
1. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
2. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
1. invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days
1. every workday begins with group therapy
1. relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible
2. the newest generation of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are nearly clone-like in appearance
1. citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos
2. new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them
3. the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast
1. schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups
1. business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions
5. students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations
4. carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
4. children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges
2. giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide
1. hundreds of teenagers die every year at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Hungry Games
2. teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake
3. applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts
2. blind dates tend to result in bruised shins
3. the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media
1. meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions
3. chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in @@CAPITAL@@'s playgrounds
3. bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity
6. @@LEADER@@ is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls
5. thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise
3. children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants
4. the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation
1. swings are banned for being a danger to children
2. children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse
1. former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés
2. moonshine has made a resurgence
1. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ incessantly needle their doctors for relief
1. @@LEADER@@ can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids
2. prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows
3. prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows
1. doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion
1. Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds
1. 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool
1. corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics
1. squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal
1. fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end
3. bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble
2. aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license
1. the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door
2. sneezing in public is a capital offense
1. excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions
1. the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience
3. coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk
1. citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee
3. carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk
1. wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts
1. banning party poppers has been a real party pooper
2. parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to cut steak with a spoon
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon
2. both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade
3. the nation burns bridges with neighbours who burn their rainforest
1. the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games
3. the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download
4. no one can find a leaky faucet in @@NAME@@ anymore
2. white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits
3. libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments
1. it's rare to find an unchewed pencil
4. Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume
1. a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water
4. health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water
1. families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain
1. it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma
3. sushi is sold on the black market
1. citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan
3. walking to the local pizza parlour earns a lovely sports participation ribbon
4. the nation's athletes must all cross the finish line together while holding hands
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are unrivalled in obstacle courses
4. the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'
3. diagrams of new modems collect dust in patent offices
1. bike rage is all the rage
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
5. only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public
5. in a desperate bid for cheap airfare @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying
1. broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business
2. historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre
2. ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward
3. the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers
4. the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers
3. chests full of green leaves dumped into the harbor have many murmuring against the government
3. workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings
3. snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center
2. there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services
3. fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate
2. the new universal healthcare system has been dubbed @@LEADER@@-care by its detractors
1. park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers
3. posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft'
2. any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property
1. it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors
1. sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors
2. kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes
3. there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes
2. ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences
1. sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed
1. cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy
3. grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday
2. the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire
3. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
1. there's a bright dawn ahead for @@NAME@@
1. diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees
3. teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season
3. doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins
1. urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens
2. ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths
3. cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags
5. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
6. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
3. major boxing matches are held in government buildings
1. people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety
2. conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors
4. centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels
1. medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters
1. the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking
1. the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service
3. 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly
1. parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables
3. children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back
4. the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops
1. schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar
3. citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans
1. the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches
2. Bigtopian relations have become a minefield
1. pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall
2. cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement
4. government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
1. romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars
3. advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public
1. even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog
2. fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers
3. the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs
2. slaves who produce weapons are given free samples
4. many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch
1. former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations
4. hazmat suits are a common @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ garb
2. Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in @@NAME@@
2. it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt
3. former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing
4. stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry
3. train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco
2. advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore
3. traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon
1. anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away
3. pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security
4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
1. on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons
1. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
3. adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère
2. onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation
2. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
3. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
1. foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense
1. grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps
2. news headlines usually include p-values
5. pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves
1. the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage
2. the banshee wail foretells skies of death
1. prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present
3. a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street"
2. children cry as government officials steal their water pistols
3. ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas
2. doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality
5. mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals
1. one does not simply walk into the tundra
2. cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles
4. people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs
1. powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents
1. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
2. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
4. the doctor has cold hands
3. couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten
4. couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten
3. the love has gone in @@NAME@@
1. coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list
2. the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre
3. people fake illnesses for the chance to wear clothes in hospital
2. incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables
3. herbal teas are only consumed by hipsters who want to look marginal
1. surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors
3. government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday
1. warm coats are the hottest trend
3. children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast
1. citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint
2. costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff
3. teenagers often ask adults to buy them Maxtopian Grass from government-run recreational drug stores
1. the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across @@NAME@@
3. female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs
4. the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms
1. insanely good theatre productions face government censorship
3. most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply
7. the thought of funding space programs drives @@LEADER@@ crazy
1. cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes
3. life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average
3. bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral
2. girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes
1. a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock
6. hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol
1. patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water
3. tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip
2. anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins
5. it's said that @@LEADER@@ can turn every pleasure into a chore
6. relationship guidance consists of "lie back and think of @@NAME@@"
1. seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
1. construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground
5. exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end
2. worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban
1. old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones
3. taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days
1. roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it
1. giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls
2. fat-shaming is now public policy
3. endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study
3. holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects
4. overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters
1. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one
2. there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day
3. the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought
2. an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety
1. glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide
2. neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers
3. drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough
1. the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene
3. slavery has been abolished
3. it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'
1. high school bands practice by moonlight
2. students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework
4. sleeping on the job is recommended
1. people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers
4. the tobacco industry has burnt out
2. one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man
3. there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation
4. gay men commonly complain about their time of the month
1. there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days
2. the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room"
4. it turns out that the government can have your guns by prying them out of your warm living hands
1. modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes
2. visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
1. the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market
3. the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake"
4. constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas"
1. sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour
2. sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket
2. rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay
1. trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same
2. flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services
2. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel
4. proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger
1. the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans
2. parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions
3. employers are keenest on employees who lack family values
4. there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe
1. dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor
2. the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework
3. kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings
1. weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law
2. royal mothers are increasingly sidelined as news crews strain for interviews and photoshoots with "the hot nanny"
3. a soldier's body is a temple
4. a soldier's body is a temple
5. a soldier's body is a temple
6. a soldier's body is a temple
1. public toilets are famed for their rear entries
1. 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'
2. school lockers are filled with fancy underwear
1. signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars
3. people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time
1. power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky
2. aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators
3. the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans
1. the water doesn't come out of the faucet with the same rush that it used to
1. the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead
1. mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt
2. sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good"
1. pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card
1. the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice
2. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
3. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
1. brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods
2. human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's
1. helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens
4. staple guns are seen as intrinsically evil
2. public parks are on the upswing
3. the government has seized the means of recreation
1. grocery store cereal aisles resemble a Piet Mondrian work
3. urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate
2. children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name
3. professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials
1. the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand
1. @@LEADER@@ arrives at international summits with a white cane
1. asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes
2. racehorses move a lot slower these days
4. Big Belly is watching you
1. fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding"
3. sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days
2. murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking
1. kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll
3. money grows on trees
1. you can tell when @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving
4. it's no longer mandatory for armless amputees to own ironic side-arms
1. shooting someone has never been safer
3. gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting
1. TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews
2. viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows
3. delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten
3. those who cut young children are told to cut it out
4. the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong
2. there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety
2. older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down
3. citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz
1. snitches get riches
1. the government is encouraging people to go on citric acid trips
3. one is likelier to die from puns than scurvy
1. war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping
3. the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless
1. washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo
3. orange juice has been renamed yellow juice
3. lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'
1. safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas
2. wrongdoers cite 'mummy issues' as the reason for their delinquency
3. teenagers can't go to the loo without an army of social workers watching their every movement
2. SWAT teams raid bathrooms in search of bathtub gin
3. the word "alcohol" is a trauma trigger for children as young as five
1. the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices
3. anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies
1. doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones
2. hospital administrators can usually be found scrubbing their floors with toothbrushes
3. a broken arm or leg no longer costs an arm and a leg
1. @@CAPITAL@@'s back alleys are rife with sausage eating
3. school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements
1. farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep
3. yoga studios are being converted into yoga research labs
2. volunteers trip over themselves to get into the latest mind-bending drug trials
3. weird texts received at 2 a.m. are probably from the government
4. offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield
1. school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites
2. public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack
3. private clinics eagerly advertise their trivial specialties
3. only senior nuclear power plant employees may use the control rods to warm up their lunches
1. juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever
3. young people never forget their first roommate — no matter how much counselling they have
2. reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic
3. back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats
3. the possibility of gain causes universal pain
2. physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques
5. playground injuries are considered academic progress
1. medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak
2. heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails
3. trains and passengers alike are often late
3. white chocolate is neither chocolate nor food
2. the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction
3. it's illegal to be caught on tape
3. jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year
2. modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days
3. WhoTube speedrunners always have at least one viewer
3. ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack
4. demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other
1. old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation
3. afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm
3. street food vendors are accompanied by personal fleets of garbage trucks
2. chemical burn victims tan their scars summering at luxury beach resorts with huge cash settlements
1. pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies
1. kids these days only have to survive their homework assignments and cafeteria lunches
1. black-hearted accountants turn red when they stop seeing green
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Gained from:Sometimes gained from:1. all industry is owned and run by the government
2. the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs
2. education and welfare spending are on the rise
3. a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate
1. the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees
2. refugees from other nations are flocking to @@NAME@@'s border
1. the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments
2. factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas
2. re-education centers are being added to most prisons
3. criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers
4. local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food"
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
1. retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites
2. elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-@@CURRENCY@@ mansions
3. politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate
5. immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ pensions
2. the sound of wooden legs echo throughout @@NAME@@ after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax
1. parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads
2. skateparks can be found in every city
2. convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
1. the government seizes the property of the recently deceased
3. welfare funding has recently gone through the roof
3. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
4. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
2. the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system
3. the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country
3. strategic bombers are being converted into preschools
1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
4. the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty
1. the number of students attending university has reached a record high
3. the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'
2. unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws
1. the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms
2. the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms
2. rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria
2. the fire protection service is wholly government-funded
3. most citizens in @@NAME@@ are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government
4. the crackdown on private property seems as endless as the government issued food stamp lines
1. the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter
2. citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless
2. the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters
1. suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps
4. the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor
3. mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights
1. contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above
3. people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles
5. tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens
1. CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears
6. mandatory daycare is provided by the government
1. aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'
3. the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing
1. cheating spouses are required to undergo job training
4. government officials across @@NAME@@ are being "encouraged" to adopt @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to set an example for the populace
3. the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations
1. the government is flooded with compensation requests
2. new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen
2. many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery
3. children play Capture the Flag and Capture the Bigtopian General Staff at summer camps
2. pro-democracy regime change has been avoided
1. the government is funneling billions into Cape @@NAME@@ following the shuttle crash
3. soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business
1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
1. the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play
1. the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight
2. government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons
1. the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish
1. the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms
2. the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in @@CAPITAL@@ for fear of causing a fuss
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration
2. business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters
2. strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state
4. Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans
1. the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits
3. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation
2. the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens
2. government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success
4. political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act
1. the once prosperous capital is in utter decline
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. builders across @@NAME@@ are blocked up with orders for new public loos
3. the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution
4. unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands
3. children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants
1. lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work
3. pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers
1. the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy
1. former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom
2. the crispy fried liver of @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@ is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants
1. Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds
3. food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police
1. rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes
4. disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire
1. orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents
1. 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past
1. the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake
2. the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer
3. death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing
2. parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money
5. the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded
5. there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees @@HIS/HER@@ shadow
2. there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services
1. the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims
3. the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills
1. burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms
3. the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper
1. saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech
4. busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets
2. a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Capitol Building
1. incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff
1. official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
4. the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops
5. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government claim that @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are oppressed out of love
1. the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster
3. atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified
1. the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits
7. orphanages are practically giving children away
2. people hearing voices that tell them to commit crimes are automatically assumed to be holy
4. corrupt paupers spend taxpayer @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on liquor and tobacco
2. the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire
3. therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
3. artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. the 'sing-a-long with @@LEADER@@' album is a popular souvenir
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
3. bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral
2. anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
1. it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder
1. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one
1. doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick
3. the blind lead the blind in social welfare
1. you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health
3. right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat
1. engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?"
2. hungry families offer spare change to their social workers
1. the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause
2. religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches)
5. the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free
1. modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes
4. constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas"
3. even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs
2. most believe 'tis better to give than to receive
3. most foreigners can't name the leader of @@NAME@@
2. ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks
4. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
5. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
1. students do more community service than homework
3. people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service
3. employers are keenest on employees who lack family values
1. war vets look after war animals
1. 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'
1. a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages
1. minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments
6. therapists advise women who are constantly stressed and tired to have another baby
1. the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
1. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
2. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
4. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
5. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
1. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
3. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
2. after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow
1. children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn
3. students spend the school year learning how great the education system is
1. major cities run on potato batteries
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
2. a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts
1. atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum
1. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
2. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
3. the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion
2. dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys"
3. doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis
3. the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless
3. teenagers can't go to the loo without an army of social workers watching their every movement
3. the word "alcohol" is a trauma trigger for children as young as five
3. gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools
1. the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix
2. the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix
5. government expenses are beyond compare
1. what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans
3. former bakers no longer have to get their baps out
4. the staffroom being an "icky" colour is a perfectly acceptable reason to not accept a job
2. children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers
1. welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got
1. mommy government won the case and is keeping the kids
2. spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cathedrals
3. families make most of their annual income from government benefits
4. a large savings account makes you an enemy of the state
2. all mines are gold mines thanks to life insurance
2. chemical burn victims tan their scars summering at luxury beach resorts with huge cash settlements
4. the gravy train is chugging along on a new track
1. dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ citizenship
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Removed by:2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
3. the well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute
3. penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'
5. only the wealthy vote
1. @@LEADER@@ shrugs in the face of growing inequalities
1. homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism
3. babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes
Sometimes removed by:1. the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars
1. the government is reining in public spending
4. citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes
2. the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore
4. government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries
1. gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation
1. homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
1. government spending has hit an all-time low
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
2. senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour
2. suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence
1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
4. senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories
1. government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet
2. record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
2. almost half of the child population live rough on the streets
1. the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
6. the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (@@EGG@@)
3. boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers
3. citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors
2. most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists
5. the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs
2. @@LEADER@@ has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw
2. the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy
5. the country is effectively ruled by large corporations and business consultants
3. homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property
4. citizens who become homeless are immediately executed
2. the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
1. citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want
1. the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion
2. thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break
1. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
2. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
1. expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
5. the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills
3. disaster victims are viewed with disdain
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
2. curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net
2. insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
1. town welcome signs list corporate sponsors
2. drowning sailors are hung out to dry
3. the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster
4. late night talk show hosts are having a field day over @@LEADER@@'s questionably sane new coalition partners
4. the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs
4. the country has essentially become @@POPULATION@@ nations within a nation
4. @@LEADER@@'s new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face'
1. auditors are gutting every governmental department
2. the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping
3. the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers
3. Maxtopians dominate the nation's military hierarchy
2. @@A@@ @@REGION@@ Tourist Association survey has rated @@NAME@@ #1 for number twos
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have replaced bears in a popular idiom
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
4. board shorts have replaced board rooms
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
2. justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag
2. children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
5. grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines
1. a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight
3. robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones
4. health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water
3. tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments
3. the government believes in trickle-down happiness
2. more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself
3. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
4. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
1. it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children
5. the barter economy has taken over as the @@CURRENCY@@ has become worthless
3. double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase
3. the entirety of @@LEADER@@'s administration can be crammed into a phone booth
4. lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to
4. the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing
9. government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'
4. the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient
3. children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
4. the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness
1. women across the country are tying the knot
4. on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant
4. multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
2. destitute athletes are forced to train in the street
4. paraplegics are told to walk it off
1. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
2. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
3. it is said that @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ woman's work is never done
4. the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending
2. social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
2. the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution
2. veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
4. spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins
3. foundling babies rarely make it off the doorsteps they are abandoned on
2. immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps
5. conflicted @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mamas cry 'cause - if there's one thing they don't need - it's another hungry mouth to feed
5. real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens
1. the government hopes austerity will lead to prosperity
3. unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims
3. families burn @@LEADER@@'s latest official photograph to keep warm
2. equality looks curiously unequal
1. job satisfaction is a luxury many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can't afford
3. the church encourages double-dipping
2. anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead
3. the public are enjoying a royal flush of tax cuts
1. the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin
3. police officers outnumber pigeons in @@CAPITAL@@
2. the government's energy policy of refugee 'refuelment' is a well-oiled machine
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digital currency | |
Gained from:3. mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance
3. outdated physical currency is considered a biohazard
Sometimes gained from:1. nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers
1. teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet
1. the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience
2. carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
3. a new "thought police" branch is being developed
5. email killed the radio star
6. email killed the radio star
1. "Surfin' @@TYPEINITIALS@@@@NAMEINITIALS@@" is a hit
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
4. people have stopped going the extra mile
2. mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'
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Removed by:2. the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
3. computers have been banned
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
3. computers are allowed but only just
4. abacus sales outpace those of the personal computer following the closure of the Internet
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
4. computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire
3. stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet
1. citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins
4. necklace theft is the nation's fastest-growing crime
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
2. tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash
3. truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned
4. no one can find a leaky faucet in @@NAME@@ anymore
3. diagrams of new modems collect dust in patent offices
3. rubber stamp emojis are the new craze
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
4. televangelists often claim they can cure your Lupus if you donate enough money
5. television is strictly censored so that it promotes @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ values
3. this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething
4. the government has swiped left on the whole internet
5. the incidence of wrist sprains is falling
5. the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in @@REGION@@
1. the digital money revolution has cashed out
4. politicians post explicit photos of themselves on community notice boards
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disturbing lack of elderly people | |
Gained from:1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
1. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
2. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
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Removed by:1. aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'
3. the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing
4. people still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five
4. the Sandmen are calling it a night
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enforced nudity | |
Gained from:2. public nudity is compulsory
4. women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to
4. hospitals have unveiled new guidelines suggesting that latex gloves do not count as clothing
Sometimes gained from:1. late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
2. attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high
3. schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"
2. the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby @@LEADER@@ Pics" has made @@LEADER@@'s mom a celebrity
5. visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers
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Removed by:2. leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks
1. female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast
1. fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country
3. clothed men and nude women illustrate the stark contrasts in the nation's equality laws
3. stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents
2. a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants
1. high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate
3. young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute
1. police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers
1. interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories"
4. photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué
1. citizens all over @@NAME@@ squeal in delight at the return of pockets
2. citizens all over @@NAME@@ squeal in delight at the return of pockets
3. people fake illnesses for the chance to wear clothes in hospital
1. warm coats are the hottest trend
1. foreign ambassadors never get to see what @@NAME@@ has to offer
3. most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply
1. wearing a daisy chain is a fast-track ticket to unemployment
3. some magnifier-wielding @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ say @@LEADER@@ seems a little lacking in something
4. some magnifier-wielding @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ say @@LEADER@@ seems a little lacking in something
2. @@LEADER@@'s support among single young men has drooped slightly
Sometimes removed by:3. all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves
4. almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising
1. late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
4. prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate
4. street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood
1. obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals
2. the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby @@LEADER@@ Pics" has made @@LEADER@@'s mom a celebrity
5. visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers
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enslaved workforce | |
Gained from:5. families are only permitted to have one child
1. immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites
2. Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances
4. the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
3. the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder
4. fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose
1. a serf by any other name works just as hard
2. citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country
4. glassy-eyed @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command
3. slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in @@NAME@@
3. slavers are real nutters
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Removed by:2. employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers
4. many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch
3. slavery has been abolished
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exploding hoverboards | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:1. cars are banned
2. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
3. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
1. Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested
2. employers may fire workers without giving any reason
3. the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit
1. small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants
2. children as young as eight can be found working in factories
3. adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children
2. a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high
3. cars have been banned
1. corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products
1. appendix transplant figures have recently doubled
1. programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours
1. tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
5. people all over @@NAME@@ are dying of 'Mad @@ANIMAL@@ Disease'
2. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
3. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
2. nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba
2. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
3. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
2. white-collar unemployment skyrockets as the suburbs are not within bicycling distance to work (@@EGG@@)
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
5. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
6. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
2. airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted
4. electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
4. kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun"
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
2. Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity
3. Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity
1. racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation
2. the nation leads @@REGION@@ in per capita stalking
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ stadiums are open 24/7
2. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
3. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
4. Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n @@ANIMAL@@ Lasagne is a hit
3. clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage
3. bungee jumpers frequently go splat
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
3. rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects
3. bleach is the nation's most common pesticide
3. 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
4. heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual
3. hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence
4. personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability
2. public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
4. global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect @@NAME@@ of supplying extremist groups
2. teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries
2. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
3. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
2. the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards
1. every week is blindness awareness week
3. dining out often involves @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ on the plate no matter what you order
4. subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes
3. fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in
3. amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance
4. nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
1. the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy
3. exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'
2. recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water
2. the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet
4. sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food
2. the country is littered with broken homes
2. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
3. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
2. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
3. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
4. government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables
2. octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it
3. octogenarian models insist that they've still got it
3. life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up
4. corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague
3. customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue
3. unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne
1. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
2. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
3. a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away
2. airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path
4. airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path
2. fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
2. people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares
3. people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares
3. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
4. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
1. travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air @@NAME@@ flights to avoid the pay lavatories
2. travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air @@NAME@@ flights to avoid the pay lavatories
2. parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children
2. kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes
2. open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost
5. mail and shipped goods take forever to get to buyers
2. getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in @@NAME@@
2. when you fly on Air @@NAME@@ you win a seat or you die
3. toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters
2. vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mussels the biggest in @@REGION@@
2. a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ actors literally work from cradle to grave
4. hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport
2. new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words
2. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
3. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
2. it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies
2. citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels
3. every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands
1. the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem
5. the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
2. the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived
1. nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines
3. the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone
4. the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone
2. bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls
3. mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants
3. preservative-laden @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium
2. playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel
1. the fattest folk in @@NAME@@ look to be the happiest ones
2. foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Moonshine"
4. alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó
3. even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love
4. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
5. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
3. people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day"
7. it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes
2. the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby @@LEADER@@ Pics" has made @@LEADER@@'s mom a celebrity
3. skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever
4. skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever
2. a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of @@LEADER@@
1. gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away
3. charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses
1. drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients
3. prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments
5. mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals
2. parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters
2. children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary
5. emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires
3. epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer
1. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
2. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
4. the doctor has cold hands
1. the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance
2. pocket dialling is a criminal offence
3. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices
4. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices
4. muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit
2. the secret ingredient is love (and MSG)
3. sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon
4. more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water
2. frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback
2. primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit
2. a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries
3. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
4. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
2. the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying
1. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
2. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
3. apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats
1. ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products
4. citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin
5. citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin
3. burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients
2. crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination
2. blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic
2. a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true
1. "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster
2. the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation
2. drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art
4. the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months
2. baiting is a national sport
1. the government is under the thumb of countless special interests
3. celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process
1. school football matches are usually five-a-side
2. bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons
4. the national symbol of @@NAME@@ is now always featured on a skewer
2. ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals
3. there's a mortuary next to every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurant
2. political detractors refer to @@LEADER@@ as 'that Bigtopian puppet'
2. a degree in @@LEADER@@ Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers
1. beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings
1. teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects
3. autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum
2. pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches
3. grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer
2. "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer
2. people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile
3. the military is plagued with unethical researchers
2. savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks
2. the rich and poor vomit into separate bags
1. orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step
2. produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'
2. commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives
4. space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across @@NAME@@
2. advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five
2. it's said that @@A@@ @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ always pays his debts with significant compounding
1. a PhD just ain't what it used to be
4. prank shows are so hot right now
1. recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order
4. gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches
3. political shows are fit for purpose
2. @@CAPITAL@@ has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra
2. exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted
3. citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account
3. belief that @@LEADER@@ is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high
3. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
4. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
2. bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in
2. restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food
2. bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives
1. @@CAPITAL@@ River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run"
1. office microwaves are being replaced by firepits
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
2. savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations
3. a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ faces have never been brighter
3. sex-ed is child's play
3. only the richest get to see out of their windows
3. a flying elephant and @@LEADER@@ share the same nickname
4. a flying elephant and @@LEADER@@ share the same nickname
2. online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas
1. witches' brews set off Geiger counters
2. pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold
3. murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated
2. weather advisories predict sunshine with a chance of spontaneously combusting spacecraft
3. weather advisories predict sunshine with a chance of spontaneously combusting spacecraft
1. the overhead luggage compartment is often full
1. people are turning themselves into worm food
2. playing card suits are sold separately
4. demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other
2. patriotism is in the nation's DNA
3. companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water
1. daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos
2. yawning is a sure sign of unemployment
1. Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant
3. homes without staircases are considered a step up in luxury
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Removed by:1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
2. every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government
3. manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals
1. over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes
4. the endangered saltwater humpback @@ANIMAL@@ is only seen in captivity programs
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
1. corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics
2. aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license
3. planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color"
2. the serf suggestion box would work better if more serfs were literate
1. diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees
2. people who question what bunker construction has to do with economic reform tend to disappear
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
2. crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic
1. foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
3. abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'
1. government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos
4. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
5. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
Sometimes removed by:1. gambling is outlawed
2. meat-eating is frowned upon
4. meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy
1. the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes
2. political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations
1. kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles
3. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
1. TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas
4. genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape
2. the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores
2. teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs
2. soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers
3. there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates
1. all-natural foods are becoming a major fad
3. government-run brothels can be found on every street corner
3. the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives
2. medical lawsuits are out of control
2. Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in @@NAME@@
4. men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic
1. the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
4. farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors
3. only adults may purchase violent video games
5. nine out of ten citizens of @@NAME@@ answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation
1. mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined
1. students cut up leftover @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ during Arts and Crafts
1. strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins
1. the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines
3. the new hit series "@@NAME@@'s Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country
1. police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers
1. the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists
3. "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination
1. it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey
1. a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision
1. retired racing @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are served truffles for breakfast
3. the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations
1. builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction
1. fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards
1. bungee jumpers rarely go splat
2. crossing the road requires a risk assessment
2. Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor
4. science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous
2. the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook
1. even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing
1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
3. children are expected to carve their own toys
1. school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads
2. children use fake IDs to purchase candy
3. all restaurants close before dinner time
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
1. citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos
2. new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them
1. clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture
3. the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast
4. weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks
2. the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections
4. geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns
4. carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing
1. the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity
3. nuclear physics is the most popular course at university
1. videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular
4. children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges
1. poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild
5. social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content
1. an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth
3. eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance
2. blind dates tend to result in bruised shins
3. international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism
3. chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in @@CAPITAL@@'s playgrounds
2. kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers
3. 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Space Agency
4. falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
3. sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer
5. contestants on @@NAME@@'s Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent
1. swings are banned for being a danger to children
2. children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse
1. maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords
2. prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows
1. doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion
3. the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
1. lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers
1. genetic researchers have taken to conducting illegal experiments in secret lairs
4. scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science
1. 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool
1. 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past
2. restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in @@NAME@@
3. bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble
1. morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom
3. coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk
3. homophobia is off the menu
4. seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals
1. banning party poppers has been a real party pooper
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to cut steak with a spoon
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon
4. no one can find a leaky faucet in @@NAME@@ anymore
1. former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone
3. straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply
4. health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water
3. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
4. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
1. it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma
3. sushi is sold on the black market
1. airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room
4. airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class
5. in a desperate bid for cheap airfare @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
2. ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward
3. workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings
3. fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate
2. gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up
3. condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals
1. the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning
2. there's never enough space in space
1. lending money has become a major liability
3. credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government
1. sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor
3. there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes
3. janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for
3. the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals"
1. sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed
1. airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory
1. Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion
1. cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy
1. police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers
3. it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven
3. teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season
3. doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins
3. cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags
2. CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet
2. conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors
3. hospitals are cleaned with lemons and vinegar
1. medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters
3. the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community
1. all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense
3. retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear
4. retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear
1. parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables
1. schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar
1. a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons
3. citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans
4. government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications
2. property subletting is going underground
2. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
3. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
1. engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
3. children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school
1. romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars
3. monster hunters with oversized swords roam the land
2. fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers
3. the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs
3. schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit
1. the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation
2. the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation
1. restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints
2. slaves who produce weapons are given free samples
1. the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese
1. immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups
1. marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal
2. hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework
2. Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in @@NAME@@
3. kids these days know how to throw a proper punch
4. kids these days know how to throw a proper punch
1. parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework
2. student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come
3. just as students finish their homework it's time for school
1. the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods"
3. alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance
4. international terrorists often get their weapons supply in @@NAME@@
4. workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit
1. uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist
1. Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike
2. any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering
3. adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère
1. commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains
1. grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps
4. light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment
5. pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves
1. obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals
1. the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat
3. ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas
1. money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them
3. NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people
2. doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality
1. prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos
1. textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be
3. the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters
1. kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named"
1. small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome
2. there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship
3. arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands
2. many believe that @@LEADER@@'s head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it
1. coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list
3. government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday
1. the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose
2. the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles
1. protecting the land is holey work
1. you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices
2. tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning
1. supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale
2. it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from @@LEADER@@'s childhood
1. the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across @@NAME@@
1. captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship
3. ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain
1. insanely good theatre productions face government censorship
2. selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork
3. surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks
1. a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows
4. once-vitriolic celebrity chefs are now known for giving encouraging hugs to aspiring cooks
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
3. anyone can get ahead in life if they want to
1. a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock
1. forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies
3. Bambi has been banned
5. it's said that @@LEADER@@ can turn every pleasure into a chore
3. a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers
1. construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground
2. fat-shaming is now public policy
2. the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons
3. workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year
1. newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'
3. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
4. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
5. the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine
2. crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters
1. citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down
4. fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures
5. noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
1. new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker
1. high school bands practice by moonlight
4. sleeping on the job is recommended
1. people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers
3. class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference
1. boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard
2. one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man
4. gay men commonly complain about their time of the month
1. AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population
1. the law says that all @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are created equal — no matter how they were created
1. masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery
2. politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority")
1. imitation is the sincerest form of felony
2. bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic
3. bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic
4. the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes
3. agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care
4. treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb
1. orange is the new black for judicial robes
1. most barbers are also surgeons
3. millions are awarded in damages for bad haircuts
3. the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape
2. a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry
2. the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu
1. lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences"
2. bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping
2. citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz
3. annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous"
1. evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right
2. rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay
2. history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students
1. things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication
2. flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services
1. couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cut of Apocalypse Now sets the helicopter scene to eerie silence
1. weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law
1. public toilets are famed for their rear entries
2. aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators
1. flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor
3. humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar
1. pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card
3. the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty"
2. little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas
5. getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults
1. counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes
2. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
3. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
1. parents dread their examinations more than their children
2. children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name
3. professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials
3. producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene
4. hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms
5. doctors fax when they need facts fast
3. sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days
3. monochrome green ECO-@@NAMEINITIALS@@ products adorn the supermarket shelves
2. Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts
1. there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality
3. toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste
3. neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise
1. shooting someone has never been safer
1. TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews
2. viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows
3. home renovation projects take decades to complete
5. jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity
1. eating kids as food has been enshrined in law
2. AI citizens are criticized for being robotic
3. visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage
1. exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed
1. goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter
1. guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites
2. cat memes without alt text are now illegal
1. the word "robot" is considered to be etymologically offensive
3. it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus
2. charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows
1. handling people's data is proving an immersive experience
2. the atmosphere in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ boardrooms is turning more gay
3. banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses
1. war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping
1. washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo
3. orange juice has been renamed yellow juice
1. safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas
4. charity workers were first up against the wall when the time came
1. the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans
2. private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button
2. hospital administrators can usually be found scrubbing their floors with toothbrushes
1. farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep
2. running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate
1. scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays
1. binoculars sales are at an all-time high
2. long queues are apparently signs of a well-run airport
4. airlines are reporting record profits from their new 'bread and water' service
4. offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield
3. only senior nuclear power plant employees may use the control rods to warm up their lunches
2. animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands
2. people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating
4. asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before
1. the face of @@LEADER@@ is a permanent feature of the @@CAPITAL@@ skyline
2. government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors
4. stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances
1. typing @@LEADER@@'s name into a search engine always gives zero matches
2. typing @@LEADER@@'s name into a search engine always gives zero matches
1. faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers
2. reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic
1. every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver
2. heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails
3. it's illegal to be caught on tape
3. jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year
3. WhoTube speedrunners always have at least one viewer
1. the average video game can be completed over lunch break
3. nobody knows where reality TV show "The Real Housewives of CENSORED" is filmed
1. the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'
2. repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events
2. thorough preparation of street foods defeats the purpose of really fast food
2. all mines are gold mines thanks to life insurance
4. the gravy train is chugging along on a new track
1. pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies
2. birthday parties feature more pop quizzes than piñatas
1. raccoons are plump and satiated
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fear of technology | |
Gained from:3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
3. computers have been banned
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
3. computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens"
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
5. the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in @@REGION@@
4. politicians post explicit photos of themselves on community notice boards
4. highway signs instruct travelers to yodel for help in case of emergency
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Removed by:1. nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers
3. computers are allowed but only just
2. carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise
3. a new "thought police" branch is being developed
5. email killed the radio star
6. email killed the radio star
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
2. mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'
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feral children | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:3. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
4. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
2. religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches)
3. growing infants in a vat is an antiquated concept
6. therapists advise women who are constantly stressed and tired to have another baby
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
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Removed by:1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
2. soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy
3. children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi
1. kids these days only have to survive their homework assignments and cafeteria lunches
Sometimes removed by:6. citizens are grown in vats
4. the youth of today are literally shaped by big business
3. 90% of active duty @@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones
5. package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group
2. the police insist that racism does not exist
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
1. fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal
2. commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year
6. aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice
1. @@LEADER@@ has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves
3. the love has gone in @@NAME@@
4. it is written that unbelievers perish in fire and brimstone but that's okay
4. polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus
6. angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes
2. turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats
2. a passport is literally priceless
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flagrant waste-dumping | |
Gained from:2. the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters
4. corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague
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Removed by:1. landfills fill the land
2. the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire
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free-roaming dinosaurs | |
Gained from:1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
3. idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
4. failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside
4. the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs
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Removed by:3. monster hunters with oversized swords roam the land
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frequent executions | |
Gained from:1. political activists are routinely executed
1. the death penalty has been reintroduced
3. people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed
1. Jennifer Government is banned
3. poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment
3. a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun
2. drunk drivers are sentenced to death
1. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
2. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
2. citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
4. all weapon research has been banned
3. criminals are executed and their property seized
1. adultery has been made a capital offence
1. government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples
3. the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls
3. homosexuality is a crime punishable by death
3. atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship
3. citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined
1. politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes
3. drug-related crimes carry the death penalty
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
4. open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries
4. citizens who become homeless are immediately executed
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
2. conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors
3. bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers
1. rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups
3. violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire
5. failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine @@LEADER@@ is punishable by death
4. police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters
2. the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books
4. a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by @@LEADER@@
3. firing squads regularly execute dissidents
2. attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging
1. rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable
3. the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@
1. women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft
2. bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters
1. hundreds of teenagers die every year at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Hungry Games
2. entire families swing in the wind at the national gallows
3. burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime
5. corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters
2. heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors
8. policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall
2. sneezing in public is a capital offense
3. anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death
4. the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh
1. a serf by any other name works just as hard
2. an eye for an eye leaves @@NAME@@ blind
5. nobody dares to so much as wear violet-coloured clothing in public
1. citizens patriotically sing the government's praises while glancing nervously over their shoulder
1. critics of @@LEADER@@ literally can't find their head on their shoulders
2. unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place
4. women who miscarry have their death-masks displayed in the Wax Museum's "Sociopaths and Serial Killers Exhibit"
5. women who miscarry have their death-masks displayed in the Wax Museum's "Sociopaths and Serial Killers Exhibit"
3. the government is encouraging violence on television
3. slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration
2. the practice of capital punishment proves divisive
2. prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks
2. the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons
3. the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons
4. environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune
1. you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule @@NAME@@ but at least the trains run on time
4. there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military
2. it is written that heretics die and @@LEADER@@ laughs
3. extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary
2. taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death
3. taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death
5. the government prevents violence by committing genocide
3. police nightsticks see use all day long
3. people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled
4. people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled
3. the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita
1. children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
1. the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans
3. Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots
3. high society is losing its collective head
4. high society is losing its collective head
1. smart fridges sing the praises of @@FAITH@@ for fear of being iced
1. @@NAME@@ has the hottest women in the world
3. the guillotine's a-swingin' all night long
4. the guillotine's a-swingin' all night long
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Removed by:3. condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed
1. prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail
7. international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty
3. under doctor's orders @@LEADER@@ is going on a diet and abolishing capital punishment
5. the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons
4. the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some
4. lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences
4. an opal a day keeps the negative thoughts at bay
Sometimes removed by:2. extreme political groups are outlawed
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hatred of cheese | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:2. bicyclists are banned from major roads
3. the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts
1. all industry is owned and run by the government
2. public nudity is compulsory
2. a nation-wide cull of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ is in effect
1. the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars
2. all recreational drugs are legal
1. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
2. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
5. the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas
4. citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes
1. punitive tariffs protect local industry
2. the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content
4. government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
1. the government seizes all major gold finds
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
1. territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy
1. the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments
1. prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
2. vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres
3. protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations
1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
1. the @@NAME@@ Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise
4. local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food"
3. computers have been banned
2. many believe that the only good @@ANIMAL@@ is a dead @@ANIMAL@@
2. scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway
2. a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high
3. people are moving into treehouses in record numbers
1. pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil
4. riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens @@NAME@@'s stability
3. many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space
1. traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways
2. new urban roads are threatening city parks
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
1. the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril
2. suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence
1. misbehaving @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others
1. government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet
1. private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots
2. the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots
3. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
4. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
5. there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
3. zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets
3. houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries
1. roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews
5. military service is compulsory
1. citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over @@NAME@@
2. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
3. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped
3. heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste
4. newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines
3. @@NAME@@ has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados
3. mostly women are seen and not heard
4. men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic
2. all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave
2. truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
1. almost all products in @@NAME@@ are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
3. all footpaths have tollbooths
7. young girls often attend the same schools as their children
1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
1. abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand
3. neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in @@NAME@@
5. nine out of ten citizens of @@NAME@@ answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation
4. closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants
2. the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country
3. the public transport system has been eliminated
4. the public transport system has been eliminated
1. the nation's favourite colour is red (@@EGG@@)
1. eminent domain has been abolished
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
1. the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (@@EGG@@)
6. the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (@@EGG@@)
2. unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws
4. it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls
2. rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria
4. DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects
1. corporate lobbying has been outlawed
4. agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities
3. all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of @@CAPITAL@@
5. the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs
2. @@LEADER@@ has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw
3. thousands of citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene
6. the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive
5. aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed
2. employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
1. the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion
3. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
5. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
1. renewable energy projects have ground to a halt
3. businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up
4. abacus sales outpace those of the personal computer following the closure of the Internet
3. people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles
1. expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
4. midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population
2. seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'
5. tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens
1. grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices
3. surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
2. companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave
3. businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders
4. the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation
1. @@NAME@@ Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
4. computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire
2. visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories
3. visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories
3. computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens"
2. most people suffer from some form of hearing loss
1. workers have seized control of the economy
1. corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned
5. groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'
2. prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress
5. residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes
5. tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets
4. Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park
3. stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet
4. the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'
3. the government prefers to take a hands-off approach to catastrophes
4. harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy
4. foreign observers are baffled by the sway @@LEADER@@'s student intern holds over macroeconomics
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
2. planespotters are emigrating in droves
3. billions are being spent on a new island airport
1. toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
4. towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries
3. @@LEADER@@ is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn
3. all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet
3. bleach is the nation's most common pesticide
2. forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks
3. factories grind to a halt every time there is an election
4. cruise liners are being requisitioned and filled with zoo animals as @@NAME@@ braces for "Le Grand Deluge"
4. necklace theft is the nation's fastest-growing crime
3. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
4. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
3. a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit
2. strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state
2. companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
4. @@ANIMAL@@ sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites
1. hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide
4. food imports have skyrocketed after the recent 'Forage for Food' program severely backfired
1. tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless
2. the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused
3. astronomers are flocking to @@NAME@@ to take advantage of its clear night skies
4. the native owl population is in permanent hibernation
1. scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls
4. the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences
1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
3. idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
1. tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense
2. the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens
3. @@LEADER@@'s new socialist government gets its policy advice from teenagers
5. occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary @@CAPITAL@@ bus driver
1. confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape
4. handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders
1. auditors are gutting every governmental department
2. the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping
1. the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides
4. Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military unleashed its biological weapons
2. the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace
2. a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day
4. personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability
3. model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf"
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have replaced bears in a popular idiom
2. motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to
3. illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
2. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
3. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
4. carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing
2. giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide
2. every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor
3. applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts
3. eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance
4. failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside
2. @@LEADER@@'s power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support
4. subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes
4. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
6. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
1. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
2. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
4. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
5. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
3. sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer
4. funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience
4. @@NAME@@'s growing economy feeds on the nation's ever-declining greenery
5. @@NAME@@'s growing economy feeds on the nation's ever-declining greenery
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
4. sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight
4. fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose
1. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
2. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
4. the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity
6. a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man
2. the country is littered with broken homes
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
2. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
3. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
1. forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left
4. disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire
1. formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming
2. the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
3. vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'
2. East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural @@NAME@@
1. corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics
4. it is a silent spring in @@NAME@@
3. there are no bananas today in @@NAME@@
4. where your food came from is an unknowable mystery
2. commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year
1. retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies
2. no one knows how to tie a reef knot
1. no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium
3. truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned
3. unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne
2. school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel
3. home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks
1. panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies
3. smog in @@CAPITAL@@ is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors
3. coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk
1. citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee
2. the industries of @@NAME@@ are coughing all the way to the bank
3. carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk
4. toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam"
1. wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts
1. a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight
3. a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away
3. people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour
2. both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade
5. the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production
2. the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame
3. the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame
3. @@LEADER@@ has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances
4. safe drinking water is considered a luxury
5. poverty is disloyal to the Motherland
6. the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery
1. it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma
3. sushi is sold on the black market
2. citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing
3. it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes
5. only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public
1. the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story
2. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
3. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
1. extreme hiring regulations mean a job in @@NAME@@ is often a lifetime appointment
2. historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre
4. businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections
5. the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers
3. workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings
1. exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting
2. exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting
6. aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice
2. the military will start wars with other nations on a lark
3. the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness
1. no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it
2. gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up
3. condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals
2. the weather in @@CAPITAL@@ is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'
3. tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends
3. the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills
5. @@LEADER@@ has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony
3. most @@CURRENCY@@ coins are riddled with bite marks
5. the barter economy has taken over as the @@CURRENCY@@ has become worthless
2. ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences
4. immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs
1. those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans
4. many believe climate change is a liberal media fiction
5. mail and shipped goods take forever to get to buyers
1. politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence
3. rubber stamp emojis are the new craze
2. the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment
3. neighboring nations are tired of @@LEADER@@'s big fish stories
4. neighboring nations are tired of @@LEADER@@'s big fish stories
5. the single fish caught by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ fishers last year is cited as evidence of @@NAME@@'s thriving fisheries
2. vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mussels the biggest in @@REGION@@
3. there is a law against "filthy foreign food"
2. the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire
3. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
4. women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to
4. diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat"
2. for just a few extra @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can get new driving records with their new cars
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ visiting rural Southern @@ANIMAL@@ Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee
2. CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet
1. ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ beaches
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
1. the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches
1. the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state
4. the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations
4. the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient
1. the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem
1. antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
6. they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result
1. road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans
1. an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs
2. bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls
1. the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture
5. the only place where one can see the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cherry tree is in a museum
1. the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster
4. televangelists often claim they can cure your Lupus if you donate enough money
5. television is strictly censored so that it promotes @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ values
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
2. theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage
3. the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear
2. citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office
1. foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election"
2. write-in candidate '@@LEADER@@ Sucks' is perennially popular
2. everybody's got wood thanks to @@LEADER@@
2. citizens are yearning to leave @@NAME@@ for the countries it sends aid to
2. crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic
4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
1. fish with fish chips have become the new @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ food staple
4. the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
4. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
5. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
1. commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains
2. onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation
2. the banshee wail foretells skies of death
3. foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities
4. the libraries of @@NAME@@ are staffed by lone, lonely librarians
2. there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools
3. there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools
4. allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors
4. the nation's air defense strategy is two-dimensional
4. movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens
4. people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs
4. multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
2. millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded @@CAPITAL@@ with effluent
4. it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman
2. the newest shade developed by @@NAME@@'s dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'
3. the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay
1. surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors
3. the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered
2. putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike
3. official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis
2. it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint
4. the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere
5. the nation has learned that pulling out is messy
2. frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback
3. state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay
2. the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away
3. the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing
4. the nation excels at displacement
5. the nation excels at displacement
3. this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething
4. the "Rump Diet" is all the rage
1. thrift shops are closing their doors
4. kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
2. it's illegal to exterminate cockroaches
3. the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale
2. the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
3. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
4. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
1. a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat"
3. workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year
1. more than one company makes the board game Monopoly
2. an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety
2. the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me
2. ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. immigrants don't even have to immigrate to cost the locals their jobs
4. female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'
1. the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene
3. the well-to-do in @@REGION@@ are never on time for important appointments
4. cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases
4. sleeping on the job is recommended
4. the nation's iron imports are booming
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
5. the government prevents violence by committing genocide
5. people have become comfortably numb
2. children are encouraged to chase pigeons
5. the incidence of wrist sprains is falling
4. the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending
2. the cycle of extinction and rebirth is never ending
3. the old neighbourhood isn't how most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ remember it
4. blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems
1. sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls
3. photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls
3. a petition to improve @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks
4. polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?"
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
3. @@LEADER@@ has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space
1. cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
3. people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time
4. children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids
1. power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky
3. would-be mescaline users often describe a crawling sensation on their skin
5. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
6. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
1. the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime
5. the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in @@REGION@@
4. space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across @@NAME@@
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have become death, the destroyer of worlds
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have become death, the destroyer of worlds
6. corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
7. corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
4. trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
5. trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
3. the @@CURRENCY@@ is worth its weight in gold
4. purchasing a can of Addison Cola requires a wheelbarrow of cash
3. people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule
4. people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
1. @@LEADER@@ arrives at international summits with a white cane
2. the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants
3. attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful
1. recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order
4. the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from @@LEADER@@'s rear echelons
1. if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
2. foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas
3. money grows on trees
2. the government enables frack addiction
3. noises of neighbourhood generators have pierced the sound of silence
1. the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up
3. biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements
4. dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty
3. at least 4 unique companies in @@NAME@@ claim to sell Eckie-Cola
3. unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims
2. the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags
1. half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach
2. the treehouse in @@ANIMAL@@ Park is the tallest building in @@NAME@@
3. birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers
4. residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling
5. the legislature has come out as bicameral
2. the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas
4. the @@ANIMAL@@ has a hungry look
4. spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps
1. coastlines are giant slag heaps
3. work stinks
4. work stinks
2. @@LEADER@@ is strangely popular with male politicians' wives
2. certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside
3. certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside
7. the tallest mountains are adorned with roller coasters
2. the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet
3. shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris
3. orange juice has been renamed yellow juice
4. the nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland
4. the finest dining experience in @@NAME@@ is chakra-infused grass
4. the staffroom being an "icky" colour is a perfectly acceptable reason to not accept a job
3. the default state for @@NAME@@ is default
3. actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs
4. asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before
3. mothers refer to leaving the house as "the Great Escape"
3. the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market
4. molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public
6. the sky (and your feet) are the limit
1. APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps
2. APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps
4. demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other
3. graffiti artists make up a significant portion of the coal mining population
4. politicians post explicit photos of themselves on community notice boards
4. hospitals have unveiled new guidelines suggesting that latex gloves do not count as clothing
2. aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark
3. corporations continue to displace native peoples off their land
1. pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies
5. there's nothing quite like @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ nightlife
3. waste collection professionals have been canned
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Removed by:1. the looming peasant rebellion has been called off after farming was legalized
Sometimes removed by:1. cars are banned
1. all industry is owned and run by the government
2. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
3. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ is a protected species
1. marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home
3. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
2. there are no minimum wage laws
3. all tariffs have been abolished
1. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
3. a government program is underway to revitalize @@NAME@@'s beaches
4. the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid
3. the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations
1. the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations
6. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have more rights than the average citizen
3. adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children
1. prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
2. vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres
3. protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations
4. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
5. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
1. the @@ANIMAL@@ is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction
3. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
4. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
1. flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys
2. scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway
1. all-natural foods are becoming a major fad
2. the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system
5. crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country
1. space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space
2. cities are engulfed by smog
4. waste is frequently shipped to other countries
1. motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours
3. cars have been banned
1. wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct
1. citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages
2. the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work
1. the studies of art and philosophy are banned
3. only the brainiest citizens become academics
3. corporations are either above the law or corrupting it
1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
5. immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ pensions
1. large sections of @@NAME@@ have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there
2. the sound of wooden legs echo throughout @@NAME@@ after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax
5. there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
1. tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants
2. cremation is compulsory for the deceased
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
3. the government has legalised small-scale capitalism
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped
2. the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night
3. heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste
3. all marriages are arranged by the government
1. mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies
2. owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions
1. reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors
1. the military struggles with recruitment
2. businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems
3. manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job
3. the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
3. strategic bombers are being converted into preschools
2. illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory
3. the consumption of vegetables is illegal
1. the number of students attending university has reached a record high
3. it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt
5. @@NAME@@'s heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives
2. the government has the power to seize property at will
3. the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'
4. the world outside is only known of in folklore
1. nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers
3. computers are allowed but only just
2. Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer
1. high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water
3. supermarkets and large corporate farms are a thing of the past
5. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
6. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
1. the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy
3. the booming slave trade is now government-funded
1. shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned
2. the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics
4. the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services
2. the countryside is shrouded by wind farms
3. @@NAME@@ has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world
1. fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets
2. almost all of @@NAME@@'s water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices
1. the government is spending billions of taxpayer @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ to support "struggling" industries
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
5. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
6. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
1. contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above
5. trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'
1. people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales
3. the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
3. tourists outnumber citizens two to one
4. tourists outnumber citizens two to one
5. tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens
3. laws are littered with references to cheese
4. laws are littered with references to cheese
1. grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices
2. a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
3. the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
4. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
5. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
1. many working fathers have never seen their children
4. most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants
5. most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants
6. mandatory daycare is provided by the government
2. millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training
4. island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work
1. teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers
1. teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet
1. noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
1. the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction
2. prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress
5. residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes
3. mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance
1. litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job
2. daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter
3. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
4. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
1. oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds
3. wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms
1. the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced
2. it's always rabbit season
3. invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie
1. the nation is now proudly cholera-free
3. soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear
4. soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear
1. money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy
2. the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself"
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
3. billions are being spent on a new island airport
1. governments opposing @@NAME@@ are beset by rebels
1. the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan
2. Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony
3. the nation's people have woken up to find themselves colonial masters of Brasilistan
1. 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become @@LEADER@@'s new moniker
1. the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight
3. "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis
1. town welcome signs list corporate sponsors
4. towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries
4. veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations
2. the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook
3. animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild
1. there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees
2. EpiPen sales have skyrocketed
5. the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero
1. the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament
1. corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
3. drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking
2. chickens roam the streets freely
4. suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks
2. @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ facilities are being turned into @@ANIMAL@@ habitats
1. disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown
3. astronomers are flocking to @@NAME@@ to take advantage of its clear night skies
4. the native owl population is in permanent hibernation
3. the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster @@NAME@@ with trees
4. conspiracy theorists allege @@CAPITAL@@'s new subway map resembles Satanic symbols
1. @@LEADER@@ shrugs in the face of growing inequalities
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
3. the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions
1. the once prosperous capital is in utter decline
3. city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside
2. criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program
1. the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results
3. there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ grocery store
3. the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast
2. the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections
2. maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes
3. citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper
1. @@CAPITAL@@'s main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight
2. with great power generation comes great responsibility
3. nuclear physics is the most popular course at university
1. nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise
3. the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution
1. poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild
2. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
3. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
4. the endangered saltwater humpback @@ANIMAL@@ is only seen in captivity programs
1. every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead
2. every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor
4. in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes
3. park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets
1. fruit pickers with degrees in @@ANIMAL@@ psychology are a common sight
2. the average person needs three full-time jobs just to get by
3. the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder
1. @@LEADER@@ has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished
3. modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format
2. kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers
4. falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
1. economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
3. national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first
1. maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords
3. debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields
3. beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially
1. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
2. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
3. trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes
4. libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands
5. future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence
1. genetic researchers have taken to conducting illegal experiments in secret lairs
4. scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science
3. the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon
4. landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks
5. excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside
1. in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
4. government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables
4. swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds
4. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
5. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
1. hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings
3. severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land
1. corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics
4. corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague
5. grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines
1. military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft
3. foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that @@NAME@@ will pay them to stop
5. remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders
1. Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping
3. truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills
2. people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more
2. the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape
1. local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities
2. unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves
1. 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail
2. the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills
4. the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble
1. citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee
2. the industries of @@NAME@@ are coughing all the way to the bank
3. carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk
4. toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam"
1. the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?"
4. politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese
2. parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife
1. schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more
2. proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones
4. calling shotgun on the front seat too many days in a row is seen as a crime against social equality
3. the nation burns bridges with neighbours who burn their rainforest
1. it's rare to find an unchewed pencil
4. Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume
1. citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets
1. families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain
2. fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers
1. glamping @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi
1. a serf by any other name works just as hard
1. bike rage is all the rage
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
1. increasing numbers of children in @@NAME@@ have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers
3. supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets
4. state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets
4. interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CB@@NAMEINITIALS@@ Governor goes house hunting
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
4. businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections
4. the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors
6. aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice
1. endangered species are effective hostages against the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military
4. Air @@NAME@@ tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel
1. park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers
1. no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it
2. gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up
1. the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning
1. it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors
3. authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets
1. business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ emissions at all
4. with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof
5. @@LEADER@@ has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony
1. dentists routinely perform open heart surgery
1. dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'
2. dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia
4. doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures
2. the country's motorways are surprisingly quiet
1. the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash
4. it is often said that only @@LEADER@@ could bring down Dàguó
1. demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked
2. tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward
5. nobody is forced to join the armed forces
1. it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into @@NAME@@
3. concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods
5. the nation is devoted to world peas
1. where there's smoke there's the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Forestry Department
3. it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven
1. urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens
2. ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths
3. cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags
5. sick days are on the rise
2. people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'
2. chocolate in @@NAME@@ has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers
2. the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP
3. military training in @@NAME@@ emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs
2. people who question what bunker construction has to do with economic reform tend to disappear
5. the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall
4. old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
2. consumers are free to choose - so long as they choose Eckie-Ecola or Eckie-Cola
2. a stitch in time could see you serving nine
5. pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy
6. the Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in @@NAME@@
1. restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints
3. mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants
1. CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show
2. home renovation shows are increasingly popular
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
6. hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead"
1. unemployed town criers cry over their drinks
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
3. it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast
4. it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to @@LEADER@@
1. one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber
4. explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase
3. workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning
1. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
3. adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère
2. unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society
3. the diplomatic corps stinks
4. the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth
1. it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away"
2. it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away"
1. the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks
5. the horniness of the great-horned @@ANIMAL@@ is considered a national priority
3. strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down
1. pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers
2. gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink
1. pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit
2. bins outnumber trees in city parks
1. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
2. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
4. people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs
4. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
5. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
1. the entire entry for @@NAME@@ in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'
3. posters on '@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Values' advise against being proud of @@NAME@@
4. citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious
1. toddler groups have taken over local libraries
3. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices
5. panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet
1. members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names
3. slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in @@NAME@@
2. carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise
1. many in @@NAME@@ are born in the purple
2. former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks
1. the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose
2. the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles
2. putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike
3. official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis
1. mechanics are often exhausted by their work
3. when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming
1. citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint
4. the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere
5. the nation has learned that pulling out is messy
1. supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale
1. being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill
3. garden flower shows rarely smell of roses
4. there is something rotten in the state of @@NAME@@
4. it's illegal to blow things up
6. hordes of tourists are ruining the environment
3. most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply
1. the statue in the @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ Plaza has a solar panel for a hat
1. patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water
2. health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water
3. stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff
4. lobster tastes best when it is red
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
2. nations that kill @@A@@ @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ can expect a strongly worded letter
1. old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones
3. taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days
4. overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters
1. most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade
3. extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary
2. the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard
2. a milk bath costs more than bathing in money
1. trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews
3. citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones
1. farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land
3. wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests
1. father-son fishing trips have been banned
1. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
2. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
1. the government considers the rising number of McRonald's fast food restaurants to be great progress
3. the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe
2. neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
1. colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation
2. the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery
2. foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with @@LEADER@@
3. children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes
1. the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners
1. new pests have been imported into @@NAME@@
3. the government builds houses for foreign newcomers
1. faithful allies are always valued
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
3. genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee
5. email killed the radio star
6. email killed the radio star
2. little girls are in tears as @@LEADER@@ confiscates their pink princess ballgowns
3. annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous"
1. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
2. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
3. truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill
1. trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same
3. autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum
1. more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
3. @@LEADER@@ has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space
2. ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks
4. cows graze until the wolves come home
2. the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution
4. proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger
3. most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears
7. skyscrapers get built in just days
4. spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins
3. environmental legislation occurs cyclically
1. they who do not work shall not eat
3. the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless
3. autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back
6. angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes
4. the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi
1. the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem"
3. urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate
1. the government hopes austerity will lead to prosperity
2. the @@CURRENCY@@ is said to only have value in antique shops
1. a speech a day keeps climate change away
3. undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations
4. Big Belly is watching you
2. it turns out you can teach cats new tricks
1. diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout
3. religion makes people horny
4. religion makes people horny
3. slavers are real nutters
1. travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing
1. pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security
4. citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm
5. @@LEADER@@ always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms
1. the government has declared "all your rigs are belong to us"
2. the government enables frack addiction
2. foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take
3. thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks
2. environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests
1. beggars lack pockets for spare change
3. government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains
2. the treehouse in @@ANIMAL@@ Park is the tallest building in @@NAME@@
3. home renovation projects take decades to complete
4. community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home
1. eating kids as food has been enshrined in law
2. @@CAPITAL@@ has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra
3. delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten
1. middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians
2. there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety
3. visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage
1. factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections
2. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
3. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
2. people don't want any foreign rubbish
1. it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves
3. tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker
1. national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings
5. the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people
3. families burn @@LEADER@@'s latest official photograph to keep warm
5. @@LEADER@@ has been nicknamed 'Robomop'
3. foreign ambassadors are accused of stealing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ jobs
1. cheese lovers have a case of the bleus
2. even secular @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!"
5. school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education
4. the government is taking its ball and going home
3. government debts are financed through alchemy
4. government debts are financed through alchemy
5. children are disappointed their allowances are no longer convertible to gold
6. children are disappointed their allowances are no longer convertible to gold
1. office microwaves are being replaced by firepits
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
4. people have stopped going the extra mile
3. the purgative quality of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cuisine is known across the globe
2. flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers
1. candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED
2. people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating
2. government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors
3. dream holidays often go awry
1. nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths
2. mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'
4. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
5. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
5. poor @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are always begging for a lift
2. the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds
5. bewildered steelworkers cook caviar in the microwave
5. profits are an acceptable way to measure morality
1. the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin
4. three extra hay bales are rolled into @@NAME@@'s gold vaults every year
1. government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time
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Gained from:4. corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks
3. the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually come with a healthy dose of pillaging
3. half the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Army consists of Brasilistani contractors
2. entire provinces are being suppressed for collectively "planning terrorist attacks"
2. a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went
6. stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of @@NAME@@
3. the military lends out its new fighter jets as easily as a good neighbor lending out his garden tools
1. looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities
5. army pay is to kill and die for
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Removed by:1. unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers
4. the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise
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Gained from:1. former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations
3. atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified
Sometimes gained from:3. the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist
1. scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes
1. euthanasia is legal
4. there have been reports of people marrying housepets
2. elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume
3. a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun
3. the government is avowedly secular
2. major internet servers have acquired citizenship
1. sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high
3. government-run brothels can be found on every street corner
1. human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants
3. traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu
6. citizens are grown in vats
3. government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n
4. the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form
1. it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools
3. the people of @@NAME@@ are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes
5. people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'
4. religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds
3. the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly
3. retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour
4. believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine
2. conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors
2. motels cater primarily to adulterers
1. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
2. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
6. any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming
4. the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion
1. children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet
3. chain casinos dominate the national gambling market
4. chain casinos dominate the national gambling market
5. @@LEADER@@'s pleasure palace epitomizes corruption
4. science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous
1. the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts
1. back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation
4. getting a haircut is a punishable offence
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
3. the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions
2. the military has declared war on all religious influence
3. it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them
3. pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God
4. basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad
1. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
2. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
5. the new national anthem passes the Turing Test
4. atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power
3. homophobia is off the menu
4. seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals
2. official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels
1. civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's
2. almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme
3. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
4. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
3. the government's stance on marriage is 'Let @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ marry themselves'
2. religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged
4. straitjackets are a common religious garb
1. the elderly are killed softly with a song
2. Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy
4. politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe"
2. there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship
2. cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon
4. children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists'
1. former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins
4. children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets
1. the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds
3. folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain
3. the love has gone in @@NAME@@
2. mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation
3. a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers
4. children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work
2. children usually cry on their first day of school
3. children usually cry on their first day of school
2. end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang
1. the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment
4. the world is looking a bit more worldly
1. devotion to God is only skin-deep
2. religious households enthusiastically use whips in private
3. young people devote their entire lives to the faith
4. young people devote their entire lives to the faith
6. uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony
3. citizens who don't follow @@FAITH@@ are closely monitored for signs of self-harm
4. religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm
5. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
6. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
1. sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls
3. small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists
1. you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind
2. blessed are the meek for they have been beaten into submission
3. the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita
1. children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
3. government has seized the opium of the people
1. money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable
2. religious fanatics complain of being held down by the earth's gravitational field
3. every school is receiving a brand new eraser
1. clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence
1. business is banging at no-tell motels
4. the only film released this month was "Atheistvengers: Scientific Literacy War"
5. science fiction is seen as the leading cause of mental breakdowns
1. prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet
2. songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics
2. the police ransack more houses than criminals do
3. students asking about negative square roots are told life has no simple answers
2. spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cathedrals
4. debating the meaning of life is widely viewed as a crucifying experience
1. every record has been erased and every picture painted over
1. clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver
4. the sound of silence from abandoned Violetist temples is deafening
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Removed by:1. the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
Sometimes removed by:3. it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs
2. genetic researchers have been expelled
2. euthanasia is illegal
3. euthanasia is illegal
2. genetic research has been halted
3. genetic research has been halted
3. religious classes are compulsory for all school students
2. government officials are held to the highest standard of morality
3. government officials are held to the highest standard of morality
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
1. radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass
1. homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities
1. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
2. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
4. residents firmly believe there is no spoon (@@EGG@@)
3. computers have been banned
3. the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives
4. cloning has been banned
5. cloning has been banned
2. there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'
3. houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries
3. archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions
2. the teaching of evolution has been banned
2. the government is spending billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment
3. research into 'designer babies' is banned
4. research into 'designer babies' is banned
2. blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest
1. government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples
4. anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined
1. students who refuse to pray are expelled from school
2. children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events
1. @@FAITH@@ has been named as @@NAME@@'s national religion
4. open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries
5. @@LEADER@@ is the self-declared God of all @@NAME@@
2. the study of quantum physics has been outlawed for fear of accidentally causing the end of the world
4. god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater
3. raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
2. family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned
3. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
4. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
5. absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations
1. military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'
3. bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
5. soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes
3. murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution
5. there are major delays at immigration checkpoints as travellers are forced to prove they belong to @@FAITH@@
4. the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program
1. @@LEADER@@ is worshipped as a god
2. government policy is dictated by @@FAITH@@
3. tax rises are attributed to divine will
5. failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine @@LEADER@@ is punishable by death
2. tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport
3. tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport
2. betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant
2. rainbows have been replaced by gloomy rain clouds as a result of the mass burning of leprechauns (@@EGG@@)
3. churches now double as dungeons
4. cruise liners are being requisitioned and filled with zoo animals as @@NAME@@ braces for "Le Grand Deluge"
4. moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned
2. the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books
1. biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse
2. biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to the Tranquility of Yellow en masse
6. @@LEADER@@ has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity
2. bris parties are all the rage
2. mathematicians are hated by children across the country
3. long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty
4. long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty
1. the last thing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them
4. the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to @@FAITH@@
4. smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour
4. science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters
1. @@FAITH@@ now admits men and women into its clergy
1. children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet
1. livestock mutilations are on the rise
3. citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?"
4. citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?"
3. voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to @@NAME@@
2. bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of
2. the national anthem is considered broadly offensive to those who don't believe in @@FAITH@@
3. it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it"
2. oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys
3. children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife
3. adult stores are all sold out of whips
1. politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities
2. hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts
3. this year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence
1. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
2. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
1. atheists on vacation find @@FAITH@@'s scriptures make useful doorstops
3. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
4. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
2. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
3. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
4. the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh
1. Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame
3. children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later
5. ritual mummification is making a comeback
6. ritual mummification is making a comeback
1. everyone hates people who encourage hate
4. the national policy on terrorism is "forgive and forget"
3. people spend a lot on hair and nails
4. people spend a lot on hair and nails
5. white privilege is a real thing
3. clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos
2. unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place
3. grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday
3. superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit
3. fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday
6. holiday gift-giving is often peppered with songs of praise to morally-questionable televangelists
4. scientific laboratories are being converted into houses of worship at an alarming rate
5. many believe that @@LEADER@@ rules by divine right
2. gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages
1. children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts
3. the New @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms
3. the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof
4. the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship
5. the only religious freedom citizens have is which religion they want to oppress them
1. every day at 4am @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wake to pray for the sun to rise
1. burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside
3. a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for @@ANIMAL@@ sacrifices
2. people hearing voices that tell them to commit crimes are automatically assumed to be holy
7. it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes
2. the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore
3. foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities
3. modern @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ art is so hot right now
1. pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ roads
3. gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones
6. relationship guidance consists of "lie back and think of @@NAME@@"
1. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ twitch nervously at the sight of nuns
2. teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty
1. a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction
3. @@LEADER@@ claims to know what infants are thinking
1. it is written that repentant sinners are most blessed by @@LEADER@@
2. it is written that heretics die and @@LEADER@@ laughs
4. favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips
3. religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs
5. catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming
2. there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day
3. workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year
3. government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay
1. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
2. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
1. burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine
2. burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine
5. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
6. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
4. "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up
5. citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping
1. the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on @@NAME@@
2. a secret Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on @@NAME@@
4. cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases
2. religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches)
1. religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves
2. refugee camp conversions to @@FAITH@@ are increasingly common
3. believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas
5. the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free
5. religious officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake
4. a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of @@CAPITAL@@
4. government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You"
1. no true communist is an unbeliever
4. spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins
3. fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs
1. the holiest shrine in @@FAITH@@ is on another world
2. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
3. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
2. advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five
4. the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi
4. red fabric is banned
2. weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies
3. citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?"
4. every political party claims that their platform is based on divine revelation
2. many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed
2. government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens"
3. the only film released this month was "Prayervengers: Heresy War"
1. atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum
4. people queue for valets instead of parking spaces
1. the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face
2. @@LEADER@@'s support among single young men has drooped slightly
2. all you have to do is pray to get into @@NAME@@
1. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
2. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
6. civic leaders eagerly encourage sinners to spend more time on their knees
2. a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills
1. crimson and Violet seem to run together
4. evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses
1. printing ink yields @@FAITH@@'s biggest return on investment
3. the church encourages double-dipping
3. no-one ever lasts longer than a week on a life support machine
1. murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals
1. smart fridges sing the praises of @@FAITH@@ for fear of being iced
2. national robo-pastors have declared 42 to be the answer to all our woes
1. most people attending churches are maintenance workers
2. the holidays begin with the traditional exchanging of aspirin
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keen interest in outer space | |
Gained from:1. billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are being poured into a space program
2. the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed
1. space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space
4. most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry
5. citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon
1. nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids
2. the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare
2. the government is spending billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist
2. the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels
1. the holiest shrine in @@FAITH@@ is on another world
3. military chaplains grow frustrated with their long commutes
4. being a member of the glee club disqualifies @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ from space travel
4. starry-eyed convention goers have their heads in the clouds
1. weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers
2. scientists pester asteroids with probes until they go away
3. the government spends billions to retrieve millions worth of asteroid gold
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Removed by:3. the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits
2. white-collar unemployment skyrockets as the suburbs are not within bicycling distance to work (@@EGG@@)
4. the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program
4. falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods
3. government-sanctioned factory-smashing has the Luddites of @@NAME@@ rejoicing
3. the space program has been reduced to @@LEADER@@'s nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle
7. the thought of funding space programs drives @@LEADER@@ crazy
2. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
3. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
6. the sky (and your feet) are the limit
6. astronomy is stifled by widespread astrophobia
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labour-free parental leave | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:6. citizens are grown in vats
4. the youth of today are literally shaped by big business
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
3. the love has gone in @@NAME@@
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Removed by:3. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
4. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
4. most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants
5. most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants
6. mandatory daycare is provided by the government
6. relationship guidance consists of "lie back and think of @@NAME@@"
2. religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches)
3. growing infants in a vat is an antiquated concept
6. therapists advise women who are constantly stressed and tired to have another baby
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lack of airports | |
Gained from:5. aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
5. derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels
5. mail and shipped goods take forever to get to buyers
3. @@ANIMAL@@-wagons to @@CAPITAL@@ are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads
5. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
6. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
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Removed by:1. contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above
2. former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks
1. government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos
4. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
5. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
5. poor @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are always begging for a lift
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multi-spousal wedding ceremonies | |
Gained from:4. there have been reports of people marrying housepets
3. all marriages are arranged by the government
Sometimes gained from:1. polygamy is legal
1. every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry
3. couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics
2. @@LEADER@@'s new android secretary is the latest media darling
3. robosexual marriages are increasingly common
3. the church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily
2. would-be crossers of the class divide find the social ladder is well-lubricated
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Removed by:4. divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets
6. citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State
4. once-popular honeymoon destinations have become ghost towns due to a lack of visitors
2. a flood of mandatory divorces burdens the courts
3. a flood of mandatory divorces burdens the courts
2. children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand
1. former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins
2. @@LEADER@@ is in a committed monogamous relationship with a huge number of people
2. end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang
3. former first wives now find themselves mothers to twenty children
1. wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles
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museums and concert halls | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:2. elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume
3. nude art is becoming wildly popular
1. people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight
4. @@NAME@@'s Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region
1. a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country
3. recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies
1. the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces
3. graffiti graces every city's streets
2. artists are pillars of society
2. there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'
1. large sections of @@NAME@@ have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there
5. a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world
1. murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour
1. prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams
3. archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions
2. skateparks can be found in every city
2. the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest @@ANIMAL@@ hunting institutions
5. the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication
1. it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
1. immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day
4. all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society
2. students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak
2. seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'
2. the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit
3. tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport
1. conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings
4. commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies
5. terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums
2. the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system
3. troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour
1. builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction
2. the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny
3. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
4. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
5. the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in @@REGION@@
1. troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto
1. commemoration of the Great @@REGION@@ War costs almost as much as the war itself
2. historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism
4. the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event
2. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
3. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
4. players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (@@EGG@@)
1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
2. tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects
4. books are so highly regarded in @@NAME@@ that libraries are often revered as holy shrines
1. tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless
4. the nation's solution to the ongoing famine is to silence anyone who mentions the famine
1. the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world
3. children are expected to carve their own toys
2. village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances
2. gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs
3. public shaming is the bedrock of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ society
2. good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals
3. groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol
1. Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to @@CAPITAL@@ to enjoy their national art
3. city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside
2. a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants
1. @@LEADER@@'s exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners
1. artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings
4. folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers"
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
5. city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty
6. city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty
3. the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained @@ANIMAL@@
3. young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery
2. commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all
1. hundreds of teenagers die every year at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Hungry Games
3. international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism
4. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
6. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
3. annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt
6. @@LEADER@@ is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls
3. international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise
1. urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts
3. the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years
2. intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works
3. people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy
4. funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience
5. contestants on @@NAME@@'s Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent
3. the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers
3. distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ throne
1. @@LEADER@@'s luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site
2. policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns
6. a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man
3. not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric
1. @@LEADER@@'s peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
1. golden statues of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District
3. t-shirts displaying a photo of @@LEADER@@ performing the Full-Monty are selling out
2. colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial @@ANIMAL@@'
6. no one appreciates @@LEADER@@'s costume of King Oswyn V (@@EGG@@)
1. the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite
4. the government has declared that monochrome cinema is the next big thing
2. bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of
7. you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly
4. pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace
1. the nation has nearly as many history museums as @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
1. squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal
3. the Great Pyramid of @@CAPITAL@@ can be seen from miles away
5. the new classical revitalization of @@CAPITAL@@ is expected to be completed sometime in the next century
1. the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly
3. it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it"
2. restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in @@NAME@@
3. there are no bananas today in @@NAME@@
1. barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the @@CAPITAL@@ Natural History Museum
3. the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people
3. truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills
4. @@LEADER@@ is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour
2. the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape
2. hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts
2. school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel
3. terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports
3. the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands
3. kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class
2. dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming
3. tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments
2. statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty
2. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
3. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
3. citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna
3. songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti
3. when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ dark-plume goshawk
1. drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth
1. for 25 @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy
5. Air @@NAME@@ is rumored to receive more government funding than the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force
6. Air @@NAME@@ is rumored to receive more government funding than the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force
3. politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies
2. the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea
4. shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes
3. the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification
2. celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget
4. angry men scowl at each other across chess boards
3. toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters
4. the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools
4. wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons
2. cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park
4. visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering
3. ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes
3. it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven
4. a rusted hulk in @@CAPITAL@@ harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in @@REGION@@
1. collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise
1. on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life
2. citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals
1. the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried @@ANIMAL@@ Dung" has been declared a national treasure
2. Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to @@NAME@@ as a reminder of their "special relationship"
1. museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts
2. education is transforming people into first-rate snobs
3. the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country
4. the Gallery of Amusing Cat Photographs is the most popular museum in the country
2. this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year
3. movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise
2. explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends
3. preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance
1. nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines
4. bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects
1. road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans
2. street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner
1. an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs
1. the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese
2. there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies
6. there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands
2. in musicals everybody's a little bit racist
4. five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year
2. the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation
1. a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to @@LEADER@@
4. the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship
2. theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage
1. a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction
3. government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy
1. a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows
1. wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them
3. there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building
3. the diplomatic corps stinks
1. elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation
4. the latest political memes depict @@LEADER@@ as an overly-choreographed robot
4. card collectors duel to the death
2. minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander
3. stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ humor gets
1. foreign lack of enthusiasm for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli
2. most pop videos prominently feature the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag
1. concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas"
1. the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item
4. the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness
1. the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat
2. a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of @@LEADER@@
1. some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them
4. all the playground's a stage for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ schoolchildren
1. gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away
2. it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language
1. seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma
1. trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams
1. soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets
3. posing for pictures is an integral part of military training
2. at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to @@LEADER@@'s wardrobe
4. the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in @@REGION@@
3. days begin with afternoon tea
3. artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece
2. it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon
2. primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit
3. ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain
3. gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones
1. arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets
1. the 'sing-a-long with @@LEADER@@' album is a popular souvenir
2. tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set
4. awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown
4. films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay
5. the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos
6. the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos
2. few that venture into government archives are ever seen again
3. the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap
5. Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget
1. books are often used as kindling
3. the book "Zen and the Art of Dog Maintenance" is inexplicably a worldwide success
2. residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts
4. teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years
3. the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought
1. citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason
4. the @@CAPITAL@@ Film Festival recently voted '@@DEMONYMNOUN@@ Getting Hit By Football' as best film
4. heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-@@CURRENCY@@ treacle machine
2. group hugs break out during floor votes
2. the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me
1. museum employees look down on short people
4. fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures
1. the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally
3. the well-to-do in @@REGION@@ are never on time for important appointments
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about @@LEADER@@
2. nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2
1. masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery
2. politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority")
2. royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work
3. nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls
2. signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés
4. paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark
2. the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu
3. there's a mortuary next to every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurant
2. rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century
2. it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise
1. practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no"
2. the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to @@NAME@@" on tails
1. it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions
2. a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics
1. the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ weed picker
2. internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ weed picker are way up
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe manners maketh the leader
1. the official @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child
2. children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again
1. old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum
2. the parliament doubled in size recently
3. the parliament doubled in size recently
2. @@CAPITAL@@ has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra
3. the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers
1. kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history
6. visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination
2. families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs
2. a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills
2. community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for @@LEADER@@'
4. @@LEADER@@ accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients
2. even secular @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!"
2. what goes down must come up
11. @@LEADER@@ has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (@@EGG@@)
1. contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art
2. artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air
1. the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans
2. private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
4. fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality
1. political spontaneity takes a lot of planning
2. those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much
3. people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces
3. a lot of number one hits are straight cover versions
2. running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate
3. you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs
3. this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's
5. beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect
2. the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer
3. this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection
3. the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect
4. the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect
5. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ foreign aid program is quick to provide starving children with the latest video games
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ diplomacy is by the book
3. visiting the best @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurants requires keeping a visa on file
4. visiting the best @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurants requires keeping a visa on file
4. millionaires are surprised to find they are eligible for government handouts
1. the average video game can be completed over lunch break
3. video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures
1. street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations
1. only those who apply can study applied maths
3. Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities
4. celestial bodies that make revolutions receive revolutions
5. self-proclaimed free-thinkers line up for their weekly sermons
1. the rich are once again pinching pennies
1. police shut down children's lemonade stands for being "unsavory street food"
1. elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists
2. all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs
1. children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested
2. cave paintings are back in vogue
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Removed by:Sometimes removed by:1. radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass
1. artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common
2. all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material
2. the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups
3. poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment
3. the use of martial arts is banned
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
1. graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail
2. Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls
1. the studies of art and philosophy are banned
3. only the brainiest citizens become academics
3. government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
4. native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting
2. arbitration is mightier than the sword
2. major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings
1. skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines
1. the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned
3. main battle tanks stalk the woods of @@NAME@@ in search of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
2. a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station
3. religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural
6. the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
1. strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins
1. museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin
3. the 'Half King of Maxtopia' exhibit is the least popular amongst museum-goers
4. museums occasionally burn priceless artifacts in order to intimidate foreign curators
2. concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule
3. concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule
4. almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising
1. teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers
2. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
3. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
4. vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television
1. discarded pennies litter the streets
3. anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed
4. immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border
1. student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned @@ANIMAL@@ball fields
3. 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office
1. the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts
4. getting a haircut is a punishable offence
3. bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes
2. teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house
3. mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot
1. country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized
1. auditors are gutting every governmental department
2. rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements
1. school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment
1. tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'
3. the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have replaced bears in a popular idiom
2. royalist is the most offensive slur in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ language
3. royalist is the most offensive slur in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ language
4. royalist is the most offensive slur in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ language
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politics is literally a blood sport
4. no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed
1. over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
4. oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem
1. nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise
2. teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake
1. a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'
1. young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus
2. young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus
3. all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon
2. signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles
3. kids are exceptionally good at digging holes
1. the @@CAPITAL@@ Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District
2. penniless buskers are singing for their supper
3. singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland
1. the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture
2. the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture
5. only women may wear the crown of @@NAME@@
6. only men may wear the crown of @@NAME@@
7. royalty is so last century
8. royalty is so last century
3. burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime
4. the legal minefield around ownership of fiction has demolished the publishing industry
5. science fiction invariably depicts socialist societies as Utopian
2. denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom
3. an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob'
4. cute fluffy little @@LEADERPLURAL@@ are increasingly popular exotic pets
4. libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands
4. citizens have voted the song "@@LEADER@@ Smells Like @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@" as their new national anthem
1. in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
2. the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else
4. the nation is well known for its rather dull and family-friendly architecture
2. oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys
1. excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions
4. selfie stick use is a required Scout badge
1. no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium
3. indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits
1. 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail
3. home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks
2. tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian
1. foreign musicians that @@LEADER@@ dislikes are turned away at the border
2. dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia
2. parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife
3. the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea
1. many marriages go virtually unconsummated
1. military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets
3. anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death
4. it is unwise to be a poet even if things rhyme and you don't know it
1. all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers
3. a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate
4. the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh
1. people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support @@LEADER@@
4. having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom
5. having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom
1. serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk
2. historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre
3. the Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage
1. stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings
4. Air @@NAME@@ tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel
2. undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected
3. the government's stance on marriage is 'Let @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ marry themselves'
3. youth call each other types of vegetables in lieu of government-banned racial insults
1. black tea is only available on the black market
3. machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter
1. those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans
3. clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos
4. gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned
3. Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'
1. Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion
2. military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner
1. there's a bright dawn ahead for @@NAME@@
5. sick days are on the rise
4. centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels
4. comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot
5. adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them
3. illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market
3. from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in @@NAME@@
3. art criticism in @@NAME@@ is scathingly destructive
5. the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate"
1. '@@ANIMAL@@nado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie
1. The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony
2. a stitch in time could see you serving nine
3. schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit
1. citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts
1. theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good
3. God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone
2. bilingual @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are viewed with suspicion
4. it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left
2. the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism
3. traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon
5. rock and roll involves rolling literal rocks in prison
4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
2. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
3. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
5. students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50
1. caroling is considered a public disturbance
2. it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable
3. modern @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ art is so hot right now
4. Snapgram-filtered portraits adorn the walls of stately homes
5. chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on
6. hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on
2. children cry as government officials steal their water pistols
1. textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be
3. the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters
4. the libraries of @@NAME@@ are staffed by lone, lonely librarians
4. former royals stand on the street corner with signs reading "will cut ribbons for money"
2. running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training
4. the term "Native @@DEMONYMNOUN@@" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority
5. saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense
1. monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends
3. royal princesses are recognizable by their plastic tiaras
1. television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment
1. insanely good theatre productions face government censorship
4. ex-royals are being greeted by a whole new set of gestures
1. foreign ambassadors never get to see what @@NAME@@ has to offer
1. brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries
4. the nation tends not to learn from its history
2. one can walk from one side of @@CAPITAL@@ to the other without setting foot on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soil
4. newspapers print only headlines
1. the statue in the @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ Plaza has a solar panel for a hat
3. foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather
4. favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips
1. standing on one leg in public is a criminal offence
3. taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location
3. many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
5. citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping
5. coconut-half banging former royals skip around the countryside seeking gullible peasants to rule
1. "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster
1. politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back
3. former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor
4. the monarchy goes down the drain with a royal flush
5. the monarchy goes down the drain with a royal flush
1. posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables
1. every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting
3. populations of two-headed @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites
5. religious officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake
1. the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market
1. sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls
3. small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists
3. a petition to improve @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks
3. the holiday spirit must not be taken to the max
4. unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers
4. Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble @@LEADER@@'s enigmatic grin
5. the elderly don't know who the dickens adorns the face of newly-issued banknotes
2. faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation
3. every citizen sounds like a television news anchor
1. teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath
1. eating kids as food has been enshrined in law
1. asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response
2. asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response
1. middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians
2. academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs
8. short is not always sweet
1. chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels
1. citizens can freely debate whether @@LEADER@@ is a great leader or the greatest leader
3. songs of praise to @@LEADER@@ are filled with coded messages from the resistance
3. the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys
5. "Citizen Godfather Part IV: Gone with the Rosebud" is dominating the box office
1. edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang
2. all music has been banned
2. small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls
3. the church encourages double-dipping
3. the only fine art that is valued is the fine art of economic productivity
3. young people pass around flash drives filled with illegal music
1. candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED
2. people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating
1. creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption
2. creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption
1. punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements
4. restless leg syndrome sufferers live under constant fear of arrest
2. foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ RPG
1. Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers
3. murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated
2. playing card suits are sold separately
3. the public are enjoying a royal flush of tax cuts
4. royals are losing their heads over jubilee week celebrations
5. royals are losing their heads over jubilee week celebrations
2. the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially
3. arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve
2. nothing is more offensive than being inoffensive
1. every record has been erased and every picture painted over
4. the five second rule has been amended to the five minute rule
3. children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi
1. streaming companies get dammed up whenever a powerful person throws a tantrum
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national health service | |
Gained from:1. the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens
4. the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens
4. the study of medicine is popular throughout @@NAME@@
3. people eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare
2. the new universal healthcare system has been dubbed @@LEADER@@-care by its detractors
3. former pharmaceutical company owners have lost their healthy incomes
3. a broken arm or leg no longer costs an arm and a leg
3. the possibility of gain causes universal pain
1. black-hearted accountants turn red when they stop seeing green
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Removed by:2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
3. the well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute
5. the NHS has recently been discontinued
5. the health budget has been diverted into prolonging @@LEADER@@'s life
3. there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace
3. children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt
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otherworldly petting zoo | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
1. recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order
2. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
3. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
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Removed by:3. animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild
1. poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild
1. romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars
3. monster hunters with oversized swords roam the land
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parental licensing program | |
Gained from:2. parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away
Sometimes gained from:1. citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities
3. underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities
1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
2. soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy
2. the newest generation of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are nearly clone-like in appearance
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans
3. children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi
1. kids these days only have to survive their homework assignments and cafeteria lunches
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Removed by:3. prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children
3. posters encourage people to "Just Do It!"
Sometimes removed by:1. corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians
2. children have only the most basic of education
2. legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass
1. skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines
2. the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
5. package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group
1. homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes
2. the police insist that racism does not exist
1. fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal
1. coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
2. prison officers are bribed not to take bribes
4. it is written that unbelievers perish in fire and brimstone but that's okay
2. feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary
3. being dead no longer has any benefits
2. people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile
2. a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics
1. parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park
2. ordinary soldiers trade rumors about the top secret "Death From Above" project
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
4. the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'
3. the default state for @@NAME@@ is default
2. diplomacy is a foreign concept to @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
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pith helmet sales | |
Gained from:3. the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources
4. the country is constantly under siege trying to protect soccer moms who've settled in occupied territory (@@EGG@@)
4. @@NAME@@ has begun an effort to aggressively conquer neighboring countries (@@EGG@@)
1. the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan
2. Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony
3. the nation's people have woken up to find themselves colonial masters of Brasilistan
1. the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan
1. 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become @@LEADER@@'s new moniker
1. anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
3. colonial subjects have @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ culture shoved down their throats
1. colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation
2. the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery
3. small patches of desolate land across the world are part of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ sovereign territory
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Removed by:3. thousands of citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene
4. Brasilistan is being evacuated after its designation as 'Test Zone 1 - Nuclear'
1. the sun now sets on the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Empire
5. freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive
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prohibition of alcohol | |
Gained from:3. all alcohol is banned
7. ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka
4. politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public
4. moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned
1. former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés
6. hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
3. citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz
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Removed by:3. zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets
1. @@NAME@@'s fine wines are renowned throughout the region
3. drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (@@EGG@@)
3. bar brawls are an hourly occurrence
4. bar brawls are an hourly occurrence
1. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
2. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
5. falling over while singing is a national pastime
1. roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards
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public floggings | |
Gained from:3. thieves are flogged in public for their crimes
1. sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes
3. people caught mistreating @@NAME@@'s flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain
3. atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship
3. churches now double as dungeons
1. rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable
1. hundreds of teenagers die every year at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Hungry Games
2. prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers
2. an eye for an eye leaves @@NAME@@ blind
2. unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place
1. the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary
3. slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration
2. screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of @@NAME@@
5. the nation is now officially a purple state
3. justice is blinding
3. decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money
2. sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street
3. sprinters achieve their personal bests only when the Olympic Team recruiters come calling
3. police nightsticks see use all day long
3. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
4. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
3. Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots
1. aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them
Sometimes gained from:1. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
2. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
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Removed by:1. whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Embarrassments
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punitive income tax rates | |
Gained from:3. citizens are forbidden from leaving the country
Sometimes gained from:1. voting is voluntary
1. divorce is illegal
2. divorce is illegal
1. cars are banned
2. bicyclists are banned from major roads
3. the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts
1. Harry Potter books are banned
2. Harry Potter books are banned
3. the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller
4. the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller
1. all industry is owned and run by the government
1. gambling is outlawed
1. the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions
2. the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru
2. meat-eating is frowned upon
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
4. meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy
2. public nudity is compulsory
2. a nation-wide cull of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ is in effect
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ is a protected species
2. the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs
3. the country is preparing for war
1. the death penalty has been reintroduced
2. extreme political groups are outlawed
1. military spending is on the increase
1. the police force is on a recruitment drive
2. education and welfare spending are on the rise
1. the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes
2. political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations
2. high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate
3. citizens select which government department gets their income tax @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ each year
2. all recreational drugs are legal
1. kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles
2. the nation is completely gun-free
3. preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime
2. all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras
3. citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements
1. it is illegal to make racist remarks in public
2. the tenet of free speech is held dear
1. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
2. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
3. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
5. the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas
1. a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway
2. military spending recently hit a new high
3. a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate
1. scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes
2. genetic researchers have been expelled
1. organ donation is compulsory
1. college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys
2. organ donation rates have hit a new low
2. euthanasia is illegal
3. euthanasia is illegal
1. TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas
2. the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles
3. all tariffs have been abolished
3. a government program is underway to revitalize @@NAME@@'s beaches
2. the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
3. the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
1. scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied @@ANIMAL@@
2. genetic research has been halted
3. genetic research has been halted
4. genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape
1. smoking is banned in public areas
2. an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban
1. the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees
1. the nation has an international reputation for compassion
1. the government snoops on private internet connections
2. the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content
1. billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are being poured into a space program
2. the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed
3. religious classes are compulsory for all school students
4. morality classes are compulsory for all school students
1. newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government
2. government officials are held to the highest standard of morality
3. government officials are held to the highest standard of morality
1. funding for education has been redirected into the military
2. the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending
3. the government spends millions of tax @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools
4. the government spends millions of tax @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools
5. students returning from overseas study are questioning the status quo
2. the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
1. radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass
1. gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation
1. torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals
2. torture is illegal
3. people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed
1. major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day
1. Jennifer Government is banned
1. a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders
2. refugees from other nations are flocking to @@NAME@@'s border
3. the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular
1. the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens
3. the government covers the basic health care of its citizens
4. the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens
6. the government covers the basic health care of its citizens
3. the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations
1. a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up
3. midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency
1. artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common
2. all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material
3. nude art is becoming wildly popular
1. billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are being blown on orbital weapons development
1. strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices
1. government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest
2. minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home
3. members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians
1. people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight
2. the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups
3. poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment
1. citizens must have a license to operate a computer
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
3. a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun
4. the government pours millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ into rehabilitation programs annually
1. drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government
2. drunk drivers are sentenced to death
3. all alcohol is banned
3. the judicial system legislates morality
4. the judicial system legislates morality
6. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have more rights than the average citizen
7. the government has become increasingly militant
8. the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly
4. @@NAME@@'s Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region
1. citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling"
3. schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students
1. child labor has been outlawed
2. teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs
3. the nation is currently revamping its entire education system
2. martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control
3. ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime
1. sex changes are routinely performed at @@NAME@@'s hospitals
3. women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners
1. territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy
2. the government violently suppresses separatist movements
1. the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments
2. factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas
1. prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
2. vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres
1. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
2. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
1. a National Academy regulates grammar and usage
2. children are raised bilingual from an early age
3. the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public
2. college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza
3. college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza
5. the state subsidizes liposuction
1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
4. anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst
1. the @@NAME@@ Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise
2. police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races
2. re-education centers are being added to most prisons
3. criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers
2. CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options
4. local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food"
1. the @@ANIMAL@@ is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction
1. UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news
2. birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire
3. X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low
1. only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens
3. computers have been banned
3. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
4. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
3. all guns must be registered
1. a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country
2. copyright laws have been abolished
1. murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows
2. soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers
1. flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys
1. all-natural foods are becoming a major fad
3. people are moving into treehouses in record numbers
3. televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events
4. membership in @@FAITH@@ is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned
1. people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations
2. colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions
3. @@NAME@@'s free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand
1. the government spends millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ every year prosecuting spammers
4. the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress
1. pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil
2. the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system
3. suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns
4. riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens @@NAME@@'s stability
1. space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space
2. cities are engulfed by smog
3. many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space
4. waste is frequently shipped to other countries
1. libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars
3. all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves
1. traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways
2. the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting
1. all beauty contests have been banned
2. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
3. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
4. Max Barry is this year's Miss @@NAME@@
1. motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours
2. new urban roads are threatening city parks
3. cars have been banned
2. bizarre-looking creatures called '@@ANIMAL@@dogs' dominate wildlife preserves
1. public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people"
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
2. every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government
3. manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals
2. an enormous health awareness programme is underway
3. government-run brothels can be found on every street corner
1. only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations
2. private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government
3. the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives
2. the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of @@NAME@@'s cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance
1. the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces
2. the army's shirt ninja are the most feared assassins in the region
3. the use of martial arts is banned
1. councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters
1. a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect
2. door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'
2. children have only the most basic of education
3. the education system is famed for its taxing exams
1. graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail
2. Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls
2. drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government
3. reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up
1. appendix transplant figures have recently doubled
2. medical lawsuits are out of control
3. the insurance industry is outlawed
4. the study of medicine is popular throughout @@NAME@@
1. the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril
2. the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work
3. motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies
2. Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in @@NAME@@
1. ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties
2. the @@NAME@@ Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament
1. school uniforms are compulsory
1. retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites
4. cloning has been banned
5. cloning has been banned
6. citizens are grown in vats
1. @@NAME@@'s first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded
1. corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation
2. elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-@@CURRENCY@@ mansions
1. students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class
3. government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n
1. large sections of @@NAME@@ have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
5. a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world
2. legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass
3. the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician
2. arbitration is mightier than the sword
1. misbehaving @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others
2. the government funds large training centres to turn @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ into functioning members of society
2. strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else
3. the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers
4. reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees
5. those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads
1. abortions are routinely performed in @@NAME@@'s hospitals
3. abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics
4. abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics
2. the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism
3. the arms industry is strictly regulated
1. private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots
2. the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots
3. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
4. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
5. there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
2. the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs
2. cremation is compulsory for the deceased
3. houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries
4. the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form
2. citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'
1. roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews
1. prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams
3. archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions
3. citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'
1. the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned
2. the teaching of evolution has been banned
3. biology and religious education classes have recently been merged
4. children are sent to either religious or secular schools
2. the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands
3. the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared
4. most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry
5. military service is compulsory
6. the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds
1. parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads
2. citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons
1. phone taps are frequently carried out by the police
1. citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over @@NAME@@
2. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
3. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
4. all weapon research has been banned
2. the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence
1. protests are illegal
3. protests are legal but strictly supervised
2. skateparks can be found in every city
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
1. teenagers are severely punished for being out too late
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped
3. heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste
1. military barracks resemble five-star hotels
4. newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines
3. trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts
2. convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
2. children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies
2. inheritance tax has recently been abolished
1. dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws
2. several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation
1. a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed
3. referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population
1. citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities
3. welfare funding has recently gone through the roof
2. children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families
1. elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates
1. the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth
4. most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists
2. people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex
1. the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned
1. mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies
2. owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions
1. eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement
1. business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace
3. mostly women are seen and not heard
4. men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic
2. all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave
3. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
4. untold millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme
2. those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed
1. historical fiction has been banned
3. history classes are mandatory for students
1. elections have recently been reintroduced to @@NAME@@
2. the government is cracking down on subversive groups
2. truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news
1. the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
2. millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad @@ANIMAL@@ Disease
3. millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad @@ANIMAL@@ Disease
4. farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors
1. sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'
4. children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban
2. a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station
4. every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame
1. Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament
3. research into 'designer babies' is banned
4. research into 'designer babies' is banned
5. government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders
6. @@NAME@@'s army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers
2. children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces
2. the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers
3. GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol
2. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
3. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
1. lending firms are subject to strict government regulations
2. the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system
1. Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content
3. only adults may purchase violent video games
4. students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games
4. cheese has been labelled a dangerous weapon and banned
3. children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life
5. a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of @@NAME@@ remains pure
1. citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months
3. the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet
4. jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'
2. the military has quashed a recent coup attempt
4. kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme
1. almost all products in @@NAME@@ are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
1. @@NAME@@ has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
3. all footpaths have tollbooths
1. government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples
3. the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions
4. anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined
1. female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast
2. traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways
3. the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country
4. homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel
1. the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate
1. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
2. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
3. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
4. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
6. soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads
7. young girls often attend the same schools as their children
1. @@NAME@@'s navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas
2. the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates
1. politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads
3. strategic bombers are being converted into preschools
1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
4. the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty
1. more and more students are taking up a career in medicine
1. abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand
2. illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory
1. the nation has been declared a nuclear-free zone
5. nine out of ten citizens of @@NAME@@ answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation
1. rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons
2. anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper
3. the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls
1. mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined
1. the number of students attending university has reached a record high
4. closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants
2. postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation
3. the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service
1. Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused
2. the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled @@NAME@@ with a very polite populace
3. the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable
1. crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing
3. every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries
1. buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel
2. the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country
3. the public transport system has been eliminated
4. the public transport system has been eliminated
5. @@NAME@@'s heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives
1. Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes
2. politicians live in luxury
3. Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme
1. eminent domain has been abolished
3. the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'
2. hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region
1. the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land
3. atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship
1. citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone
2. citizens may cast their vote by mail or phone
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
4. annual tax returns take at least two years to complete
5. civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts
1. the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists
2. everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist
3. customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity
4. the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists
1. the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (@@EGG@@)
3. international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (@@EGG@@)
5. the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (@@EGG@@)
1. the government has implemented minimum wage laws
2. unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws
1. students who refuse to pray are expelled from school
2. children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events
3. religious education is a new government priority
1. the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms
2. the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms
3. the parents of underage drinkers are lectured on the evils of hard liquor
7. ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka
4. it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls
2. the government has enacted freedom of information
2. most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists
1. the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria
2. rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria
3. swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine
4. DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects
4. women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers
5. women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers
1. foreign nationals are widely distrusted
2. shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding @@NAME@@
3. diplomats in @@NAME@@ are furious at constant police surveillance
5. citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon
1. corporate lobbying has been outlawed
2. Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer
1. high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water
2. the Great @@NAME@@ Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region
4. agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities
1. the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in @@NAME@@
1. international tensions are high as @@NAME@@ threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens
5. the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights
1. the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia
2. recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable
2. badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game
1. charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial
3. all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of @@CAPITAL@@
2. @@LEADER@@ has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw
3. the Federal Council of @@NAME@@ has been announced as the new Head of State
4. even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister
5. @@LEADER@@ has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences
1. @@FAITH@@ has been named as @@NAME@@'s national religion
4. open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries
5. @@LEADER@@ is the self-declared God of all @@NAME@@
1. @@NAME@@ is building an army to protect its overseas territories
3. religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural
4. all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society
5. property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities
6. the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive
1. @@NAME@@ successfully hosted the @@REGION@@ Olympics
3. the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age
2. the fire protection service is wholly government-funded
3. most citizens in @@NAME@@ are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government
1. frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security
5. aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed
1. construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway
4. the crackdown on private property seems as endless as the government issued food stamp lines
1. the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter
2. citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless
4. citizens who become homeless are immediately executed
1. nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids
2. the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters
4. god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater
3. referenda are held for every conceivable government action
1. it is illegal to liberate slaves
2. employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers
1. suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps
4. the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
2. citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them
3. @@LEADER@@ goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses
4. nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government
1. parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list
1. the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle
2. the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge
2. the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy
1. shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned
2. the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics
3. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
4. the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services
5. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
1. a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion
3. the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative
1. renewable energy projects have ground to a halt
2. the countryside is shrouded by wind farms
3. @@NAME@@ has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world
1. fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets
2. almost all of @@NAME@@'s water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices
3. raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists
3. businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up
3. several universities in @@NAME@@ have assembled expensive research teams to explore and study new lands and old ruins (@@EGG@@)
1. the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'
3. mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights
4. toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense
1. economists claim no news is good news
3. daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories
4. abacus sales outpace those of the personal computer following the closure of the Internet
2. police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate
3. the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime
1. police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions
2. police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions
3. embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns
1. mothers drive their college-graduate children to work
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
1. students cut up leftover @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ during Arts and Crafts
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
2. family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned
3. annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals
5. people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket
7. love is given from each according to their ability but marriage is assigned to each according to their needs
2. popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security"
3. the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry
2. students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak
3. clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions
3. the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about @@LEADER@@
3. people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles
1. the government is pouring billions into replacement brains
1. the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines
2. airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted
3. the new hit series "@@NAME@@'s Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country
1. the internet has been placed under government control
2. students abandon classrooms for online education
4. politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public
5. absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations
1. the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
4. midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population
1. people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales
3. the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas
4. fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists
1. museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin
4. museums occasionally burn priceless artifacts in order to intimidate foreign curators
1. police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers
2. overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains
4. the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health
1. new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in @@NAME@@ to be bombproof
3. the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
1. glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town
3. tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport
4. kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun"
1. the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists
2. anti-tourism militias patrol the borders
3. tourists outnumber citizens two to one
4. tourists outnumber citizens two to one
5. tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens
1. conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings
5. terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums
2. the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed
3. laws are littered with references to cheese
4. laws are littered with references to cheese
1. CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears
2. shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district
2. the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event
3. national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'
4. hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight
1. new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government
2. fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation
1. grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices
2. a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions
3. surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
2. the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
2. businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation
1. only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00
2. companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave
3. unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave
1. former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work
3. businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders
4. the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation
1. politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills
2. many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers
5. the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support
6. dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love
1. @@NAME@@ Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'
2. the @@NAMEINITIALS@@BI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays
1. aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'
2. fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes
3. multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy"
4. a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end
2. prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases
1. @@NAME@@ is increasingly belligerent on the international stage
2. the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism
3. the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security
2. conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors
3. priests are being drafted by the church load
4. priests are being drafted by the church load
1. cheating spouses are required to undergo job training
3. "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination
2. the rich are forced to sell their houses to pay for more police to prevent their houses from being burgled
1. government popup ads are springing up like weeds
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
1. prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail
2. the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences
3. criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear
4. police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
1. droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police
1. citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy
1. it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey
4. computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire
1. a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision
2. visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories
3. visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories
4. online tourism reviews of @@NAME@@ are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar
1. the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around @@CAPITAL@@
2. 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive
3. 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive
4. the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system
1. families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up
2. criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat
3. knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety
2. pet owners exercise their @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ at a snail's pace or risk prosecution
4. government officials across @@NAME@@ are being "encouraged" to adopt @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to set an example for the populace
1. all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'
2. travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies
3. the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one
4. soldiers are equipped with multi-million @@CURRENCY@@ battlesuits
5. soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes
1. stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor
3. the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations
1. the government is flooded with compensation requests
3. children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is
4. there is a dearth of space for new houses
1. @@CAPITAL@@ is a police state during international summits
2. rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ of property damage
1. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
2. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
4. citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer
5. there are major delays at immigration checkpoints as travellers are forced to prove they belong to @@FAITH@@
1. builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction
3. computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens"
3. people eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare
1. noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law
2. most people suffer from some form of hearing loss
1. workers have seized control of the economy
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
1. corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned
3. the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners
1. the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall
3. fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government
4. fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government
5. groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'
5. residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes
3. mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance
1. litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job
3. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
4. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
5. tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets
1. hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities
3. many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations
1. oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds
2. the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters
3. wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms
4. Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park
1. rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups
2. new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen
1. the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers
3. every street in the nation contains at least three law firms
1. foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country
3. the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams
6. the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters
2. private law firms are unheard of
3. train stations can be 'armful places
4. anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit
5. the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in @@REGION@@
1. consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed
2. streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens
3. stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet
1. the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies
3. the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad
4. sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself
1. the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced
3. invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie
4. the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'
2. cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground
1. 'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto
3. children play Capture the Flag and Capture the Bigtopian General Staff at summer camps
6. getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter
1. pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police
2. pro-democracy regime change has been avoided
2. third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament
3. coalition governments are essential to passing new laws
2. foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle
4. the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program
1. the government is funneling billions into Cape @@NAME@@ following the shuttle crash
2. soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone
1. @@LEADER@@ is worshipped as a god
2. government policy is dictated by @@FAITH@@
5. failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine @@LEADER@@ is punishable by death
1. birth rates have hit an all-time low
3. underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities
1. children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet
2. tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport
3. tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport
5. @@CAPITAL@@ spends billions upgrading public transport
1. fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits
1. fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards
3. unemployed butchers line the streets
3. women are kept out of work but at least dinner is served on time
4. harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy
1. companies are turning to trained @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ for their most menial jobs
4. foreign observers are baffled by the sway @@LEADER@@'s student intern holds over macroeconomics
3. soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business
2. betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant
1. troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto
2. rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear
4. police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters
1. mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field
1. helicopter parenting is on the rise
2. mollycoddled youths run the country
3. the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
1. bungee jumpers rarely go splat
2. crossing the road requires a risk assessment
1. the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia
1. commemoration of the Great @@REGION@@ War costs almost as much as the war itself
2. historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism
4. the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
2. planespotters are emigrating in droves
3. billions are being spent on a new island airport
1. agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government
3. cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets
4. cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets
1. the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime
2. tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges
2. citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times
3. school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices
4. immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border
1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
2. soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy
2. the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means
3. the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means
1. the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play
2. an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity
4. political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm
5. political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm
1. warfare increasingly resembles a video game
1. the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan
2. the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers
1. troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean
2. carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population
1. toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan
2. the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters
1. the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan
2. nation-building is the new national pastime
3. nation-building is the new national pastime
1. the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports
2. expensive show trials reveal the harshness of the nation's justice system
1. any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist
4. anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket
1. soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly
1. the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel
2. claims of genocide have been levied against the nation by international observers
3. @@REGION@@ holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered
1. Brasilistan's industrial base is being quickly decimated
3. the international community waits with bated breath as the moment of nuclear warfare comes closer
1. the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan
2. elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan
3. nuclear bases are readying themselves for missile deployment
1. military chiefs pretend they're not at home when foreign governments call
2. even the family pets of Brasilistani insurgents are being put down
1. the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight
2. Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor
4. Brasilistan is being evacuated after its designation as 'Test Zone 1 - Nuclear'
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
3. political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction
3. listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases
3. prudishness is on the way out
1. the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence
2. vaccinations are mandatory
3. parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence
4. science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous
2. government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons
4. towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries
1. student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned @@ANIMAL@@ball fields
2. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
3. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
4. disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment
2. government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience
3. @@LEADER@@ is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn
4. oracles predict landslide victories for @@LEADER@@ for the next 50 years
1. @@LEADER@@'s former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht
1. the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish
3. tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites
1. the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure
2. the nation has declared war on all passing comets
3. all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet
1. many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses
3. 90% of active duty @@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones
1. returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion
2. the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in @@CAPITAL@@ for fear of causing a fuss
3. randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport
1. the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust
2. the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare
3. countless government officials are accused of espionage
1. even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious
3. bleach is the nation's most common pesticide
3. women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the @@TYPE@@
2. the majority of @@NAME@@'s traffic wardens have been sacked overnight
3. the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters
2. forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks
3. it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated
3. factories grind to a halt every time there is an election
1. shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals
2. mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past
3. animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild
4. Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies
2. the nation is proudly the least fertile in @@REGION@@
1. even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing
2. electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor
3. the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster
4. cruise liners are being requisitioned and filled with zoo animals as @@NAME@@ braces for "Le Grand Deluge"
5. package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group
1. fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism
2. every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity
3. it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines
1. politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot
1. citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins
2. tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet
2. political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations
2. minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration
1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
2. tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects
1. there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees
2. EpiPen sales have skyrocketed
3. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
4. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
5. the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero
2. business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters
3. a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit
1. job opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry
2. strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state
4. Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans
1. the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament
3. entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police
2. companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes
3. corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients
2. breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need
4. prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate
2. the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins
3. politicians demand do-overs when they don't agree with election outcomes
1. the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits
2. parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away
3. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
3. drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking
4. @@ANIMAL@@ sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites
1. colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Liberator"
2. school history books often refer to @@LEADER@@ as "that imperialist pig dog"
2. the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books
4. books are so highly regarded in @@NAME@@ that libraries are often revered as holy shrines
1. hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide
3. the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities
4. food imports have skyrocketed after the recent 'Forage for Food' program severely backfired
1. veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days
2. the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties
3. sections of the police receive paramilitary training
1. biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse
4. motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts"
3. tourists are forbidden to enter Native @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ lands
4. suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks
2. the police insist that racism does not exist
3. officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high
1. major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason
2. @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ facilities are being turned into @@ANIMAL@@ habitats
3. the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get @@LEADER@@ off a murder charge
2. the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused
3. astronomers are flocking to @@NAME@@ to take advantage of its clear night skies
4. the native owl population is in permanent hibernation
4. self-driving cars have been banned
4. the government has embraced apartheid
3. votes of no confidence regularly remove unwanted MPs
1. the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists
3. teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank
1. unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers
4. the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise
1. the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace
2. the nation is known as the cheapskates of @@REGION@@
3. the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually come with a healthy dose of pillaging
1. scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls
2. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne"
4. the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences
3. economic planning is exalted as a human art form
1. the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world
3. children are expected to carve their own toys
1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
2. mathematicians are hated by children across the country
3. idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
1. school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads
2. children use fake IDs to purchase candy
3. meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances
2. teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house
3. mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot
1. tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense
4. conspiracy theorists allege @@CAPITAL@@'s new subway map resembles Satanic symbols
2. the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire
4. game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South @@ANIMAL@@ Sea
2. the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens
3. @@LEADER@@'s new socialist government gets its policy advice from teenagers
5. occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary @@CAPITAL@@ bus driver
2. government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success
5. mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels
1. a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation
3. all restaurants close before dinner time
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
3. citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight
4. political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act
1. the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association
2. Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation
3. young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned
4. all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength
1. confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape
2. the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
1. country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized
1. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
2. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
4. handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders
5. people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear
1. people who have lived their entire lives in @@NAME@@ are shocked to discover that they are not citizens
3. the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass
2. rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements
1. invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days
4. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices
1. whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Embarrassments
2. the government is spending billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist
3. the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions
1. every workday begins with group therapy
2. attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging
1. the once prosperous capital is in utter decline
2. virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in @@CAPITAL@@
3. city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside
1. government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus
3. the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?"
1. relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible
2. the newest generation of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are nearly clone-like in appearance
2. the constant playing of Merry Birthday on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity
3. NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests
4. the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs
1. school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment
1. animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs
4. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
5. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
2. petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through @@LEADER@@'s window to draw attention to their issues
1. high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ schoolgirl uniforms have become alarmingly popular outside @@NAME@@
1. the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides
2. criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program
4. Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military unleashed its biological weapons
3. there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ grocery store
1. former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades
3. many aides in @@LEADER@@'s office are known to be serial jaywalkers
1. citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos
2. new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them
1. tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'
2. children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist
3. turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'
1. trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes
2. arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes
1. clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture
2. a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day
3. the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast
3. heavily subsidised @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ baskets litter the streets of @@REGION@@
4. heavily subsidised @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ baskets litter the streets of @@REGION@@
2. legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on
2. entire provinces are being suppressed for collectively "planning terrorist attacks"
2. the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa
1. artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings
2. directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use @@CAPITAL@@ as a backdrop
3. the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes
4. @@CAPITAL@@ has become the number one destination for urban exploration in @@REGION@@
1. schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups
1. the last thing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them
3. military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods
4. the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to @@FAITH@@
2. the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections
3. model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf"
5. meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry
1. business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions
4. smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour
5. students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations
1. research grant proposals read like political diatribes
2. troublemakers just happen to be reassigned to distant mining operations
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes
3. decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas
1. builders across @@NAME@@ are blocked up with orders for new public loos
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have replaced bears in a popular idiom
1. rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable
2. motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to
3. illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes
2. royalist is the most offensive slur in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ language
3. royalist is the most offensive slur in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ language
4. royalist is the most offensive slur in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ language
5. city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty
6. city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty
4. geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns
5. police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom
1. the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere
1. @@CAPITAL@@'s main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight
2. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
3. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
4. carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing
1. the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists
3. foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad
1. old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime
2. witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials
1. election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll
2. bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters
3. young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery
4. no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed
1. jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is
3. the number of judges has tripled in recent months
1. over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes
3. debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace
4. public urination is on the increase
1. the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
1. legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench
3. party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises
4. the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks
2. with great power generation comes great responsibility
3. nuclear physics is the most popular course at university
4. global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect @@NAME@@ of supplying extremist groups
1. adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears
3. sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside
4. oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem
1. videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular
4. children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges
1. election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes
2. vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas
2. giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide
3. the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution
1. poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild
4. the endangered saltwater humpback @@ANIMAL@@ is only seen in captivity programs
1. every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead
2. every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor
3. advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines
4. science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters
2. teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake
3. applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts
2. church and state are inseparable in their influence on education
3. church and state are inseparable in their influence on education
4. educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged
5. social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content
1. the media have begun calling the government treasury "@@LEADER@@'s stash"
4. the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent
1. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
2. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
4. the bum of @@LEADER@@ has been voted the most recognisable in @@NAME@@
1. an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth
2. the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards
3. eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance
3. the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities
1. passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections
4. posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms
1. young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus
2. young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus
3. all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon
4. failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside
5. government ministers claim to ride dragons to work
1. search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards
2. the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones
3. park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets
1. every week is blindness awareness week
2. blind dates tend to result in bruised shins
1. fruit pickers with degrees in @@ANIMAL@@ psychology are a common sight
2. @@LEADER@@'s power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support
3. snap elections are called over every minor impasse
2. children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums
3. the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media
2. former strategic allies are threatening annihilation to @@NAME@@ for reneging on weapons supply contracts
1. meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions
3. chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in @@CAPITAL@@'s playgrounds
4. subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes
1. claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges
3. bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity
1. popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs
2. summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police
4. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
6. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
2. traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income
1. government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read
2. dictionary sales have hit an all-time high
3. when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes
1. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
2. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
4. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
5. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
6. @@LEADER@@ is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls
1. @@FAITH@@ now admits men and women into its clergy
2. entire families swing in the wind at the national gallows
3. entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground
2. libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it
3. modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format
4. the World @@TYPE@@ Games have been won again by @@NAME@@ as no other country cares enough to compete
1. the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low
2. kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers
4. falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods
3. sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer
4. board shorts have replaced board rooms
5. thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise
3. children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants
4. conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation
1. the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day
2. an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc
3. international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise
1. politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets
2. fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals
3. former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage
4. weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder
5. weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder
1. urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts
2. signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles
3. kids are exceptionally good at digging holes
2. no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police
3. the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years
2. intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works
3. national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first
5. tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs
6. one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for @@LEADER@@'s office
1. careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations
2. all technology must be personally blessed by religious officials before purchase
4. it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ resumés
1. the @@CAPITAL@@ Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District
2. penniless buskers are singing for their supper
3. singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland
4. funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience
5. contestants on @@NAME@@'s Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent
1. the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli
3. the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room
1. swings are banned for being a danger to children
2. children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse
1. the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year
2. school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time
3. all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull
2. every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors
3. every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors
5. any machine that shows any glimmer of intelligence is scrapped for parts
6. any machine that shows any glimmer of intelligence is scrapped for parts
1. former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés
2. moonshine has made a resurgence
1. the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life
2. space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft
3. at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold
2. burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony
3. government-sanctioned factory-smashing has the Luddites of @@NAME@@ rejoicing
4. sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight
2. genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons
3. the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers
3. young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute
4. fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose
2. some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes
1. truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail
2. criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids
3. mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library
1. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ incessantly needle their doctors for relief
2. raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom
2. religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools
3. burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime
4. political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions
3. debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields
4. the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity
1. @@LEADER@@'s luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site
2. @@LEADER@@'s iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts
3. @@LEADER@@'s iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts
6. @@LEADER@@ often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers
1. lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work
3. pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers
4. prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences
4. the legal minefield around ownership of fiction has demolished the publishing industry
5. science fiction invariably depicts socialist societies as Utopian
2. prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows
3. prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows
1. former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom
1. armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools
3. woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random
1. doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion
3. the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
2. lavish state dinners in @@CAPITAL@@ are the state's leading budgetary expenditure
3. relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly
4. recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for @@LEADER@@'s eyes only'
1. visitors to @@NAME@@ are microchipped and must be escorted by @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldier - even to the bathroom
2. heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors
4. visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes
1. golden statues of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District
2. the crispy fried liver of @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@ is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants
1. fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal
2. pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights
4. they say that @@LEADER@@'s personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia
1. unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days
2. candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally
2. workers have their fruitcake and eat it too
3. the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor
1. counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients
4. cute fluffy little @@LEADERPLURAL@@ are increasingly popular exotic pets
1. lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers
3. beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially
1. livestock mutilations are on the rise
4. basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad
5. religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention
1. Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds
3. food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police
1. rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes
2. the country is littered with broken homes
3. the well-off amuse themselves by organizing upstairs-downstairs stories within their second homes
4. tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels
1. six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion
2. RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept
2. journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires
7. 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways
8. policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall
9. fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back
1. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
2. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
3. citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?"
4. citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?"
5. future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence
1. genetic researchers have taken to conducting illegal experiments in secret lairs
2. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
3. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
5. the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military
3. the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon
4. disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire
1. the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. male tourists tend to be fearful of @@NAME@@'s deadly femme fatales
3. respect is something that is typically forced rather than earned in @@NAME@@
1. formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming
2. the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes
3. banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse
4. landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks
5. excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside
3. voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to @@NAME@@
1. immigrants who don't like the taste of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Turnip Chips are immediately deported
2. bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of
1. the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners
1. in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
3. vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'
4. pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace
1. 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool
4. government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables
2. the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet
3. the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee
4. the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo
1. the nation has nearly as many history museums as @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else
1. orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents
2. the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'
3. it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance
1. 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past
1. hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings
2. East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural @@NAME@@
3. severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land
1. corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics
1. squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal
1. the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of @@NAME@@'s mid-life crisis
2. the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels
3. the Great Pyramid of @@CAPITAL@@ can be seen from miles away
5. the new classical revitalization of @@CAPITAL@@ is expected to be completed sometime in the next century
1. the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly
3. police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints
2. prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers
3. convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics
1. military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft
2. a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine
3. foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that @@NAME@@ will pay them to stop
4. it is a silent spring in @@NAME@@
5. remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders
2. the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes
3. it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it"
2. restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in @@NAME@@
3. there are no bananas today in @@NAME@@
4. where your food came from is an unknowable mystery
5. the government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically
1. drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps"
2. the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned
3. online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for @@NAME@@
1. fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end
1. whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company
2. aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license
3. planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color"
5. derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels
1. anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card
3. Maxtopian villagers starve by the time @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them
1. barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the @@CAPITAL@@ Natural History Museum
2. oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys
3. children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife
4. the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs
1. hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment
2. the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ any less frightened
1. nothing gets the party jumping like @@LEADER@@ specifying how high
3. a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon
1. the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door
2. sneezing in public is a capital offense
1. excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions
2. disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@'s kindness
1. retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies
2. polite commuters on the @@CAPITAL@@ Metro always let hurried workers off the train first
1. Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping
3. truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills
4. selfie stick use is a required Scout badge
1. real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated
3. the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks
1. the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings"
4. military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies
2. the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape
1. politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities
3. this year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence
1. the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience
3. truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned
4. anti-government demagogues have a devil of a time evading authorities
5. anti-government demagogues have a devil of a time evading authorities
1. local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities
2. unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves
3. unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne
2. school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel
4. employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning
1. panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies
3. smog in @@CAPITAL@@ is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors
4. the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble
1. officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists
2. the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters
3. biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar
1. morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom
2. earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss
3. coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk
1. foreign musicians that @@LEADER@@ dislikes are turned away at the border
2. dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia
3. the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands
3. homophobia is off the menu
4. seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals
1. citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee
2. the industries of @@NAME@@ are coughing all the way to the bank
3. carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk
4. toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam"
1. wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts
2. cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high
3. government policies change at the drop of a rabbit
3. the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances
1. party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance"
2. @@LEADER@@'s handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars
1. East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'
2. the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet
3. the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail
1. banning party poppers has been a real party pooper
2. parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife
3. a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away
1. schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more
2. proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones
3. people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour
5. huge explosions in the sky are a daily occurrence in the cities
1. edutainment video games are taking @@NAME@@'s students to the next level
2. @@LEADER@@'s office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader
3. kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class
1. diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm
3. the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to cut steak with a spoon
2. both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade
4. napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations
5. the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production
1. the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games
4. rotary phones are considered cutting-edge technology
2. blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love
4. no one can find a leaky faucet in @@NAME@@ anymore
1. prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population
2. white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits
3. libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments
1. it's rare to find an unchewed pencil
2. the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame
3. the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame
4. Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume
2. citizens who don't recite the Pledge of @@NAME@@ at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list
3. citizens who don't recite the Pledge of @@NAME@@ at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list
1. the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake
3. ten thousand @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund
1. former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone
1. a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water
2. distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water
3. straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply
4. health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water
1. military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets
2. dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming
3. tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments
2. clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies
1. the election for @@LEADER@@'s office's janitor is heating up
3. the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork
1. a video of @@LEADER@@ wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news
3. @@LEADER@@ has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances
2. people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns
4. only criminals carry guns
1. families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain
4. safe drinking water is considered a luxury
5. poverty is disloyal to the Motherland
6. the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery
2. as dissatisfaction with the system waxes the only things to be sure of are death and taxes
3. death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing
4. it is unwise to be a poet even if things rhyme and you don't know it
1. all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers
2. statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty
3. a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate
1. atheists on vacation find @@FAITH@@'s scriptures make useful doorstops
2. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
3. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
1. all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police
2. perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'
3. the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon"
1. it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma
3. sushi is sold on the black market
1. glamping @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi
2. citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing
6. unfit police officers collapse while trying to capture unusually athletic criminals
3. flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug
4. the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'
1. the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons
2. the government is lending a hand to private industry
3. community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common
2. the serf suggestion box would work better if more serfs were literate
4. freed serfs and former nobles exchange awkward glances in the produce aisle
1. bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index
2. a third of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are e-certified CEOs
3. diagrams of new modems collect dust in patent offices
1. people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support @@LEADER@@
2. camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice'
4. newspapers are celebrating @@LEADER@@ saving over a million cats from trees
1. bike rage is all the rage
3. it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
1. increasing numbers of children in @@NAME@@ have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers
3. supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets
4. state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets
5. only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public
2. parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money
3. centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again
4. AIs weep and proclaim their sentience right up until the moment they get turned off
5. AIs weep and proclaim their sentience right up until the moment they get turned off
1. airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room
4. airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class
1. the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story
2. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
3. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
1. Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame
2. graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'
2. more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself
5. the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded
1. serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk
2. stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence
1. @@LEADER@@ tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty"
2. the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful
3. @@LEADER@@ has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach
3. the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee
4. the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee
1. extreme hiring regulations mean a job in @@NAME@@ is often a lifetime appointment
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
1. broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business
2. historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre
3. solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers
4. businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections
2. ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward
5. ritual mummification is making a comeback
6. ritual mummification is making a comeback
1. five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes
3. the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers
4. the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers
3. chests full of green leaves dumped into the harbor have many murmuring against the government
1. autocrats are persona non grata
3. the Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage
1. supervisors in @@NAME@@ commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence
3. workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings
1. exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting
2. exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting
3. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
4. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
5. there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees @@HIS/HER@@ shadow
6. aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice
1. advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references
3. a lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs
1. stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings
3. songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti
1. citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut
1. endangered species are effective hostages against the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military
2. the military will start wars with other nations on a lark
3. when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ dark-plume goshawk
3. snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center
4. child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars
2. there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services
3. fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate
1. newspapers are running a front-page picture of @@LEADER@@ holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker
2. carefully-staged grief is displayed by @@LEADER@@ after national disasters
3. the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness
5. police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program
3. the state aims to prevent terrorism by committing acts of terror against suspected aggressors
3. nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow
2. under love's heavy burden @@LEADER@@ sinks lower in the political right's esteem
3. the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes
2. money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence
3. money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence
3. on-duty Air @@NAME@@ flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class
4. Air @@NAME@@ tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel
5. Air @@NAME@@ is rumored to receive more government funding than the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force
6. Air @@NAME@@ is rumored to receive more government funding than the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force
1. the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims
2. the new universal healthcare system has been dubbed @@LEADER@@-care by its detractors
1. park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers
2. undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected
3. posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft'
4. urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns
1. a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League
1. no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it
2. gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up
3. condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals
1. the dartboard at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of @@LEADER@@'s face
2. any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property
1. friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns
2. owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams
3. soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued
4. the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by @@NAME@@
1. the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning
2. there's never enough space in space
3. half of @@NAME@@ just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage
2. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage
4. purported secret military bases are dismissed by @@LEADER@@ to be highly-advanced toilet factories
2. @@LEADER@@ can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees
3. the question of 'what is @@LEADER@@'s favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange
4. only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise @@LEADER@@ on @@NAME@@'s coulrophobia epidemic
1. lending money has become a major liability
3. credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government
1. it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors
2. the weather in @@CAPITAL@@ is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'
3. authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets
1. bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination"
1. an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time
4. the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves
1. a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard
3. the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies
1. the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm
3. tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends
1. sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors
2. the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award
3. the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita
3. politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies
1. judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend
2. murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts
1. business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ emissions at all
3. the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills
4. with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof
3. youth call each other types of vegetables in lieu of government-banned racial insults
1. black tea is only available on the black market
3. machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter
4. the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in @@NAME@@' is a smash hit
1. police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly
2. the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets
3. most @@CURRENCY@@ coins are riddled with bite marks
4. shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes
5. the barter economy has taken over as the @@CURRENCY@@ has become worthless
1. sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor
3. there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes
1. cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze
3. former pharmaceutical company owners have lost their healthy incomes
4. the government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms
2. ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences
3. the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification
1. @@LEADER@@'s media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week
3. janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for
4. immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs
1. every politician claims to be at least 1% Native @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@
2. voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital
4. most politicians belong to the Church of the Divine Kickback
1. the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news
2. the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'
3. editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning
1. those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans
3. the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals"
4. senior executives have become freelance basket-weavers in search of less stress and better work-life balance
1. burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms
3. a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus
1. @@LEADER@@ has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves
3. the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper
1. saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech
2. religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged
3. people spend a lot on hair and nails
4. people spend a lot on hair and nails
5. white privilege is a real thing
1. traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits
1. weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements
3. military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts
4. conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue
2. the country's motorways are surprisingly quiet
5. mail and shipped goods take forever to get to buyers
1. surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'
3. divorcees attending custody disputes tend to wear black-and-white zigzag patterns
4. busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets
1. sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed
3. clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos
4. gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned
1. airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory
3. @@ANIMAL@@-wagons to @@CAPITAL@@ are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads
3. Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'
3. paranoia is the new normal
1. politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence
1. snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase @@LEADER@@'s majority
2. a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Capitol Building
4. oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'
1. government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans
2. pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids
3. government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever
4. printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins
5. organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces
1. Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion
2. military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner
4. the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools
1. military pistols are more secure than the national treasury
2. you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns
4. national surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier
5. national surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier
2. telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm
3. rubber stamp emojis are the new craze
1. citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections
3. new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending @@LEADER@@"
2. the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents
1. the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash
2. the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment
4. it is often said that only @@LEADER@@ could bring down Dàguó
1. demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked
2. tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward
3. neighboring nations are tired of @@LEADER@@'s big fish stories
4. neighboring nations are tired of @@LEADER@@'s big fish stories
5. the single fish caught by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ fishers last year is cited as evidence of @@NAME@@'s thriving fisheries
1. incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff
2. the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets
3. high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD
4. wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them
1. cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy
2. dessert dishes make up the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ breakfast menu
3. grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday
1. foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security
1. it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into @@NAME@@
2. vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mussels the biggest in @@REGION@@
3. concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods
1. nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply
2. the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders
3. there is a law against "filthy foreign food"
1. where there's smoke there's the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Forestry Department
2. the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire
3. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
1. homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them
3. the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Desert
4. visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering
1. the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning
3. superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit
4. straitjackets are a common religious garb
1. police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers
1. there's a bright dawn ahead for @@NAME@@
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
1. diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ actors literally work from cradle to grave
3. teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season
1. shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices
3. doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins
4. women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to
1. tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers
2. the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt
3. sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons
1. urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens
2. ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths
3. cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags
4. diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat"
5. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
6. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
1. it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle
1. professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy
2. CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet
3. major boxing matches are held in government buildings
3. old age is the nation's leading method of execution
2. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners
3. commercial ships often report keel and hull damage from coral reef impacts
2. employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams
1. collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise
2. creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project
3. fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday
1. internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography
3. asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist
4. '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ websites are meant for liberals or conservatives
1. @@LEADER@@'s Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments
2. politicians tend to favor bombastic speeches and kissing babies now that they've been banned from social media
1. people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety
2. conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors
4. centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels
1. the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances
1. the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them
4. prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others
5. chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth
2. people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'
3. women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels
4. comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot
1. reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news
4. street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood
1. the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods
2. the nation's teens are known for their habit of kissing through plastic wrap
2. one of the most popular models in @@NAME@@ has a scarred face and one working eye
3. hospitals are cleaned with lemons and vinegar
1. the tightness of border controls in @@NAME@@ leave a little to be desired
3. short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants
1. medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters
3. the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community
2. the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions
3. worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts
3. illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market
4. the government-sponsored autobiography '@@A@@ @@LEADER@@ For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of @@LEADER@@'s supporters
3. political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads
4. the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself
1. the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service
2. retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long
3. disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity
1. all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense
4. adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble
1. children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night
3. drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork
1. dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers
3. 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly
1. retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity
3. retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear
4. retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
6. holiday gift-giving is often peppered with songs of praise to morally-questionable televangelists
1. members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods
5. no one is quite sure what many government officials look like
1. on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life
2. citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals
3. from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in @@NAME@@
1. reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ weapons designers
2. the bayonet is cutting-edge technology
3. the military lends out its new fighter jets as easily as a good neighbor lending out his garden tools
3. children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back
4. the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops
1. the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried @@ANIMAL@@ Dung" has been declared a national treasure
3. art criticism in @@NAME@@ is scathingly destructive
4. stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend
1. schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar
2. mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry
3. the new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock
5. the government's official stance on scientific inquiry is 'there's no question so big that it can't be ignored'
1. pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty
1. a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons
3. citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans
1. the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches
3. students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic
4. military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames
2. tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water
3. citizens worry more about a split end than their deceased parent
1. @@LEADER@@ seems to wear red a lot these days
3. a giant 'No Entry' sign is being erected at the borders of @@NAME@@
5. many believe that @@LEADER@@ rules by divine right
6. manufacturers are annoyed that they're not allowed to dump industrial waste into the nearest lake any more
1. the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state
4. the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations
1. foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights
1. war criminals are given full state funerals
3. statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis
1. pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall
2. cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement
4. government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications
5. rubbing salt into wounds is seen as a good thing if it is 100% organic garlic-and-thyme salt
2. education is transforming people into first-rate snobs
5. the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate"
2. family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries
1. there's a hole in the heart of every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ city
3. residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels
4. cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on @@LEADER@@'s desk
6. government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode
1. the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem
2. people who question what bunker construction has to do with economic reform tend to disappear
3. scientists are working on a way to automate the role of @@LEADER@@
4. the nation's largest export is socialist agitators
2. the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop
1. frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant
2. body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms
3. life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old"
4. life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old"
1. 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists
1. '@@ANIMAL@@nado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie
2. this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year
4. old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore
1. the nation has always been at war with Moltovea
1. engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut
3. vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes
1. The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony
2. explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends
1. antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were
2. economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation
3. hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
3. children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school
1. romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars
3. monster hunters with oversized swords roam the land
5. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government claim that @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are oppressed out of love
6. they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result
1. coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops
3. advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public
4. the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds
1. even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog
2. fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers
3. the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs
4. bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects
1. road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans
2. a stitch in time could see you serving nine
3. schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit
2. thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets
1. the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation
2. the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation
5. pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy
2. street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner
3. street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by
1. an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs
2. 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners
3. getting caught with the wrong recipe book can get you locked up for 100 - 500 megaseconds
4. the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ into bankruptcy
1. restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints
2. bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls
3. embittered former nobles desperately try to cling on to their noblesse oblige and their heads
2. wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps
3. many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace
3. the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients
4. ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers
1. children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts
3. the New @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms
1. understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance
2. slaves who produce weapons are given free samples
4. many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch
4. the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare"
1. CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show
2. home renovation shows are increasingly popular
5. the only place where one can see the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cherry tree is in a museum
1. immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups
3. a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes"
1. drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web
2. ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen
3. catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience
4. career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins
5. the state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins
1. a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony
2. citizens are now allowed to discuss whether @@LEADER@@ is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation
3. joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily
1. the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster
1. theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good
3. God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone
1. all screens are equal but some are more equal than others
2. the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation
3. @@LEADER@@'s webseries about the alleged hauntings of @@CAPITAL@@ generates millions of views
4. televangelists often claim they can cure your Lupus if you donate enough money
5. television is strictly censored so that it promotes @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ values
1. police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds
2. police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds
3. cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
6. hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead"
2. sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery
3. the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region
2. hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework
4. frat-house partying has become the national pastime
2. warnings about emergencies are the leading cause of emergency-related injuries
1. many friends and relatives of @@LEADER@@ have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations
4. foreign envoys that want to visit @@NAME@@ now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones
3. it's best to decline if @@LEADER@@ offers to buy a round of drinks
1. former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations
2. there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship
3. atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified
5. the only religious freedom citizens have is which religion they want to oppress them
7. community centers have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship
1. foreign leaders who don't applaud @@LEADER@@'s speeches are regarded as enemies of @@NAME@@
4. hazmat suits are a common @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ garb
1. fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments
2. hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts
5. foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the @@CAPITAL@@ @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ against long odds
1. the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits
1. women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested
3. male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts
4. politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament
5. politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament
6. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card
1. elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens
1. fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home
2. theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage
4. it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left
1. metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach
3. the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear
2. Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in @@NAME@@
3. it's scientifically provable that @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ guys don't know how to make a woman happy
4. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack
2. citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office
1. every day at 4am @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wake to pray for the sun to rise
2. a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry
3. beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol
2. it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt
3. kids these days know how to throw a proper punch
4. kids these days know how to throw a proper punch
1. deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent
2. social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians
3. where there's a will there is usually a password manager
1. parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework
2. student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come
3. just as students finish their homework it's time for school
1. sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming
2. sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming
3. heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent
4. it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university
1. the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods"
1. it's been a banner year for local vexillology
2. billion-@@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts
3. schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"
2. soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons
3. former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing
5. incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up
2. the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism
1. money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution
2. there are no more heroes any more
3. cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics
1. foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election"
2. write-in candidate '@@LEADER@@ Sucks' is perennially popular
3. the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs
1. one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber
2. everybody's got wood thanks to @@LEADER@@
2. citizens are yearning to leave @@NAME@@ for the countries it sends aid to
3. a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for @@ANIMAL@@ sacrifices
5. merriment is might when jesters come calling with puppets in the night
1. black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation
2. police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave
4. workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit
2. the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street
3. foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university
1. former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins
2. people hearing voices that tell them to commit crimes are automatically assumed to be holy
3. boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'
4. stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry
1. uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist
2. nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization
3. even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love
4. children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets
3. train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco
1. wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them
2. farting etiquette is taught in schools
2. advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore
3. traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon
1. Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike
2. any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering
3. women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up"
4. women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up"
5. male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness
1. street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons
2. the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons
3. the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons
4. there's a big brother in every prison
5. rock and roll involves rolling literal rocks in prison
6. solid-gold toilets are @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ prisons' least expensive furnishings
1. anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away
3. pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security
4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
1. fish with fish chips have become the new @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ food staple
2. owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning
3. workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning
4. the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
1. police conduct raids on children having snail races
3. beating a dead horse is a scientific endeavor
3. only "purebloods" are allowed in the nicer parts of town
1. on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons
2. students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art
3. out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line
1. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
4. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
5. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
1. commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains
2. onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation
4. the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth
4. every political office comes fitted with a typewriter and an old filing cabinet
1. elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation
5. students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50
1. looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities
2. vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction
2. foreign visitors who show an interest in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politics are immediately deported
1. the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle
2. the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle
4. people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up
5. whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web
3. politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad
2. fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget
4. army regiments supporting different football teams are a frequent cause of friendly fire incidents
1. foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense
2. cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare
3. cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare
2. minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander
3. stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ humor gets
1. grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps
2. news headlines usually include p-values
1. foreign lack of enthusiasm for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli
2. most pop videos prominently feature the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag
4. light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment
4. hospitals in @@NAME@@ are too busy serving the needs of @@REGION@@ to see @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
1. it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away"
2. it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away"
4. women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up
5. pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves
6. the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds
3. most ambassadors from @@NAME@@ retire only a few years after being appointed
4. foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ ambassadors
1. concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas"
1. years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details
2. children are often punished for the sins of the fathers
1. the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage
2. the banshee wail foretells skies of death
1. obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals
1. the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds
2. the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore
3. foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities
2. it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable
2. hell is not always other people
1. the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat
1. the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks
3. the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically
1. lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders
2. foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies
5. nations across the world are quick to praise @@LEADER@@'s good looks and intellectual prowess
3. a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street"
1. some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them
4. all the playground's a stage for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ schoolchildren
5. chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on
6. hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on
1. it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurants
2. rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers
2. radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species
4. environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune
5. the horniness of the great-horned @@ANIMAL@@ is considered a national priority
1. balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists
1. cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers
3. strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down
3. ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas
1. getting a blood transfusion from @@A@@ @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ entitles a foreigner to citizenship
1. money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them
3. charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses
4. corrupt paupers spend taxpayer @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on liquor and tobacco
1. the same @@POPULATION_VALUE@@ social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with @@LEADER@@'s every word on Twitcher
2. politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts
3. NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people
2. doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality
3. life is short but human kindness is endless
1. prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos
2. prison officers are bribed not to take bribes
2. the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire
1. textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be
2. it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language
3. the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters
4. the libraries of @@NAME@@ are staffed by lone, lonely librarians
1. wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in @@CAPITAL@@
2. wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in @@CAPITAL@@
3. school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them
4. school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them
5. mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals
3. screenwriters and actors seem to be in short supply these days
1. warning signs caution @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'
2. scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new
3. the world still seems flat to some people in space
4. kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents
1. victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians
2. there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools
3. there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools
4. allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors
5. it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when @@NAME@@ offered the words "peace be upon you"
1. babies are a small but significant export
2. would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here"
1. new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes
2. parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters
3. cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes
1. heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage
2. schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ seem to be catching more chills
4. movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens
1. pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit
2. bins outnumber trees in city parks
3. an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of @@CAPITAL@@
3. troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist
4. women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets
1. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
2. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
3. the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass"
4. glassy-eyed @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command
1. grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them
2. garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts
3. Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing
3. couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens
1. small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome
3. epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent
1. one does not simply walk into the tundra
2. cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles
3. wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities
4. people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs
1. you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule @@NAME@@ but at least the trains run on time
2. children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is
4. it's not mass murder when the government does it
1. dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies
2. dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies
3. therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads
4. Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges
1. powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents
1. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
2. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
3. arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands
2. the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people
4. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
5. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
1. the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle
2. real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
3. the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
1. young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves
5. frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it
2. the parliament building has installed a revolving door
2. demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise
1. the entire entry for @@NAME@@ in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'
2. many believe that @@LEADER@@'s head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it
3. posters on '@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Values' advise against being proud of @@NAME@@
3. the love has gone in @@NAME@@
4. traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers
5. traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers
3. the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines
1. hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock"
2. millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded @@CAPITAL@@ with effluent
3. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices
5. panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet
1. seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma
3. punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up
1. power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun
2. running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training
3. posing for pictures is an integral part of military training
3. state media insists that @@LEADER@@ is the most fashionable leader in @@REGION@@
2. the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake
3. people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty
2. most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments
4. it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman
4. everyone apparently sends @@LEADER@@ hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child
1. coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list
2. the secret ingredient is love (and MSG)
3. days begin with afternoon tea
3. children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants
4. the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams
1. being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done @@LEADER@@'s credibility no favours
2. trust-fund babies line up for places in community college
3. artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece
1. politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests
3. the nation's biggest export is stupidity
4. the government spends twice its healthcare budget on replacing stolen pens
1. many in @@NAME@@ are born in the purple
2. the newest shade developed by @@NAME@@'s dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'
3. the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay
1. families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs
3. it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage
4. the term "Native @@DEMONYMNOUN@@" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority
1. therapists can always squeeze in another house-call
2. the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays
1. serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed
2. incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables
3. jaywalking will put an end to a family tree
3. the new intercity submarine SSN @@ANIMAL@@ Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers
1. the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme
2. prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one
3. customs officials often double as wedding officiants
1. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are wondering where have all the flowers gone
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers
1. roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse
3. military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget
1. surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors
1. the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose
2. the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles
3. the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered
1. Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies
4. Calvinball training often involves digging escape tunnels
1. protecting the land is holey work
2. putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike
3. official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis
2. it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets
3. when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming
1. enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity
2. the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks"
1. you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning
2. holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in
3. if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to @@NAME@@
1. citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint
2. the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war
3. the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war
4. the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere
1. every day's an auto-de-fé day
4. the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation
1. recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size
3. teenagers often ask adults to buy them Maxtopian Grass from government-run recreational drug stores
1. supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale
2. frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback
3. state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay
1. being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill
4. there is something rotten in the state of @@NAME@@
2. it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from @@LEADER@@'s childhood
1. @@LEADER@@ spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders
2. water fights now end with thousands dead
3. the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing
4. the nation excels at displacement
5. the nation excels at displacement
2. light entertainment isn't dead
3. there's no weight to modern politics
1. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
2. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
3. this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething
4. helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage
5. saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense
1. monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends
2. police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs
1. most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes
4. the "Rump Diet" is all the rage
5. nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds
2. cigarettes are dead-cheap
3. female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs
4. the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms
3. hit TV comedies "The Big Government Theory" and "Young @@LEADER@@" have high ratings but low quality
2. a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's
3. no-one bats an eye when 'really good platonic friends' of the same sex hold hands in @@NAME@@
4. no-one bats an eye when 'really good platonic friends' of the same sex hold hands in @@NAME@@
1. military officers are given medals for disobeying orders
2. not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence
1. insanely good theatre productions face government censorship
2. mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation
1. people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals
1. thrift shops are closing their doors
2. selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork
3. pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable
1. passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters
2. the fate of the world literally rests on @@LEADER@@'s fingers
1. the 'sing-a-long with @@LEADER@@' album is a popular souvenir
2. tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set
3. surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks
4. awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown
6. hordes of tourists are ruining the environment
7. suspicious locals close their doors leaving tourists to suffer the elements by themselves
1. the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence
2. behind every local dictator is @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ advisor whispering in their ear
4. the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory
1. sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations
2. behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos
3. voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low
1. studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done"
2. movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety
3. choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?"
4. films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay
1. wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code
3. new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark
4. new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark
1. the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers
4. politicians look weirdly alike
2. dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375
1. throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem
4. kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television
2. leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference
3. the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ of @@NAME@@ are surprisingly well-adjusted
1. engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy
2. sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street
2. if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ satellites can detect it
5. the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos
6. the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos
2. few that venture into government archives are ever seen again
1. a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows
2. the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag
3. life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average
1. plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
1. books are often used as kindling
2. parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports
3. the book "Zen and the Art of Dog Maintenance" is inexplicably a worldwide success
4. newspapers print only headlines
1. the statue in the @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ Plaza has a solar panel for a hat
2. residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts
3. bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral
2. girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes
3. you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party
1. a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock
5. classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children
6. hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol
3. tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip
4. people forget to eat because they are too busy singing @@LEADER@@'s praises
1. forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies
3. Bambi has been banned
1. the homeless more often beg for mercy than money
2. anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins
1. the collars keep falling off pet snakes
2. it's illegal to exterminate cockroaches
3. the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale
4. nocturnal complaints about noisy neighbours are rising stiffly
5. it's said that @@LEADER@@ can turn every pleasure into a chore
2. interest in globalism never flags
3. there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance
1. seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts
2. withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
4. lobster tastes best when it is red
3. a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers
4. children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work
1. construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground
2. scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access
1. a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction
3. @@LEADER@@ claims to know what infants are thinking
4. claims of miracles are met with calls to eradicate religion as superstitious nonsense
1. the might of the entire @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders
2. nations that kill @@A@@ @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ can expect a strongly worded letter
3. foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ husbands are dead good at fathering kids
3. millions of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are excellent swimmers
2. worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban
2. government statistics suggest 115% of the population love @@LEADER@@
3. work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks
1. old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones
3. taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days
2. children usually cry on their first day of school
3. children usually cry on their first day of school
1. frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines
2. end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang
3. teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology
1. the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers
2. the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
5. computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy
2. five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars
1. it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder
3. sprinters achieve their personal bests only when the Olympic Team recruiters come calling
1. roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it
2. motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas
3. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
4. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
1. a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat"
1. male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed
2. male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room
1. politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else
2. children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out
3. government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary
1. giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls
2. fat-shaming is now public policy
1. people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size
2. the government loves seeing the little people fight
3. endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study
1. holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year
3. holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects
4. overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters
1. public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity
1. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies
4. the people sing of those who will not be slaves again
2. choking on @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ is a leading cause of death for wild animals
3. video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality
4. teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years
2. first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one
1. doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick
2. the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments
3. the blind lead the blind in social welfare
3. machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend
4. weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque
5. former weapons designers now boast about their non-jamming semi-automatic nail guns
2. international trade can be a pain to deal with
1. employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired
3. workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year
2. the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt
3. the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought
1. the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses
2. industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out
3. the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation"
1. citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason
2. the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard
3. taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location
1. heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of @@NAME@@
3. the church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily
1. you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health
2. the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens
3. the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens
4. heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-@@CURRENCY@@ treacle machine
5. legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving"
1. women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms
2. the only women behind bars are barmaids
1. more than one company makes the board game Monopoly
3. right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat
1. saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay
4. the line between man and woman is drawn with surgical precision
2. group hugs break out during floor votes
3. the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy
2. an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety
3. citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones
3. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
4. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
5. the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine
1. farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land
2. the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me
3. wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests
1. the sun rises an hour later on border communities
3. refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from
4. pieces of groundhog occasionally rain from the sky near the border
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation
3. stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations
4. deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives
1. the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces"
2. the @@CAPITAL@@ XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle
4. ghost regiments exist only on paper
2. it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day
4. government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes
1. escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'
2. feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary
3. colonial subjects have @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ culture shoved down their throats
1. citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down
4. the government has swiped left on the whole internet
3. footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance
3. government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay
2. ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing
3. fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit
4. fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures
5. @@NAME@@ is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors
6. uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony
1. the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally
2. hungry families offer spare change to their social workers
3. immigrants don't even have to immigrate to cost the locals their jobs
1. the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause
4. female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'
1. people in @@NAME@@ can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid
3. if you die during a restaurant meal the government will pick up the bill
1. formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free
2. people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait
2. government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition
5. the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work
1. nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore
1. fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds
3. the only violent vigilantes are the ones in police uniforms
1. glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide
2. neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers
3. drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
4. citizens' lost socks are government property
1. owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation
2. nano-@@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are the current fad sweeping the nation
4. rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning
1. childish pranks are no laughing matter
4. the national security service are a bunch of crooks
3. small patches of desolate land across the world are part of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ sovereign territory
4. tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities
1. families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country
2. people are bored of easy crossword puzzles
3. pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits
1. the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene
2. foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with @@LEADER@@
1. new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker
3. slavery has been abolished
3. citizens who don't follow @@FAITH@@ are closely monitored for signs of self-harm
4. religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm
1. funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals
3. it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'
1. EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise
3. the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain
7. the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups
2. unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches list strained wrists as a common side effect
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches list strained wrists as a common side effect
3. the well-to-do in @@REGION@@ are never on time for important appointments
4. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact
5. citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping
2. works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures
3. film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium
1. the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on @@NAME@@
3. statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families
4. pregnant women make easy targets
1. national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia
3. heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead
4. contestants on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionheir?' have a 50:50 chance of humiliation
1. government projects are full of waste
4. cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases
1. high school bands practice by moonlight
2. students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework
3. babysitters are a thing of the past
4. sleeping on the job is recommended
2. vacationing @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ expect to be treated as royalty
1. people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers
2. the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation
4. the tobacco industry has burnt out
1. flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists
3. the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up
1. boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard
2. one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man
3. children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes
4. ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ pirates
1. foreign livestock are offered asylum
3. there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation
4. gay men commonly complain about their time of the month
1. you're only as old as you feel
2. hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal
3. kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up
2. all the world's a stage for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ political theatrics
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
1. the law says that all @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are created equal — no matter how they were created
4. teen gangs are encouraged to take drugs
5. the government prevents violence by committing genocide
1. masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery
3. men stare at wall-pictures of @@LEADER@@'s face when they visit public urinals
1. politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back
2. politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority")
1. the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
3. police nightsticks see use all day long
2. royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work
1. imitation is the sincerest form of felony
2. bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic
3. bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic
5. people have become comfortably numb
3. the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All"
4. appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise
3. baby monitors have been banned
1. the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners
1. there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days
2. the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room"
2. all @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ love the taste of self-sufficiency
3. the government builds houses for foreign newcomers
5. the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free
1. the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'
4. taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet
5. taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet
6. the writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza
3. agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care
1. the government is under the thumb of countless special interests
2. gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection
4. it turns out that the government can have your guns by prying them out of your warm living hands
4. the nation's ballot sheets often contain ten-thousand word manifestos for each party
1. older citizens lament over the loss of law and order
3. public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment
1. posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables
1. shady doctors seem to have impeccable records
3. being dead no longer has any benefits
4. adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters
5. heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return
3. the Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways
1. prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping
2. standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder
3. confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges
5. the incidence of wrist sprains is falling
3. a convict's trip to prison can be longer than the sentence
1. signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ justice
2. citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims
3. the moon's craters are more numerous every day
1. nobody knows why the caged @@ANIMAL@@ sings
3. the old neighbourhood isn't how most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ remember it
1. anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves
2. doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients
3. people make a career out of medical voyeurism
1. modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes
3. diaper sales are up
3. left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks
1. most barbers are also surgeons
3. millions are awarded in damages for bad haircuts
1. wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles
2. schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention
3. the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them
4. the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic
1. everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties
2. visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
3. more and more people are signing up for the government party
4. more and more people are signing up for the government party
5. no one is worried about government policies any more
1. city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all
3. there's no representation without taxation
2. bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds
4. the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute
1. the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep
2. satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness
3. two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants
1. every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting
3. populations of two-headed @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites
5. religious officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake
1. former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges
2. former slaves find themselves being herded onto ships once more
1. parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling
2. a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry
4. mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism
2. shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen'
3. a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum
2. evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction
3. the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots
1. the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market
2. the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu
1. getting an autograph has become harder than ever
2. political detractors refer to @@LEADER@@ as 'that Bigtopian puppet'
3. people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled
4. people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled
1. lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences"
2. bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping
3. the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake"
4. constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas"
3. political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks
1. the @@CAPITAL@@ Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section
2. sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner
4. transgender and agender are on the education agenda
2. citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz
3. children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'
4. children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'
3. passengers often cause a stink on public transport
1. phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters
2. little girls are in tears as @@LEADER@@ confiscates their pink princess ballgowns
3. annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous"
4. blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems
1. nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more
1. sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls
2. rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century
3. small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists
2. politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days
1. evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right
3. critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university
1. you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind
2. blessed are the meek for they have been beaten into submission
1. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
2. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
3. photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls
1. the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers
3. even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs
2. rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay
3. pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked
2. history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students
3. a petition to improve @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks
1. third world countries are rich in "I Love @@CAPITAL@@" t-shirts
3. diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left
2. older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road
3. immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs
4. you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs
1. nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue
2. the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only
3. truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill
1. internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric
1. children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
2. minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one
2. super-powered zombies parade through the streets of @@CAPITAL@@
3. a sophisticated government-sponsored breeding program creates normal people
2. it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise
3. autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum
4. polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?"
1. a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted
2. you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence
4. politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds
1. things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication
1. more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
3. @@LEADER@@ has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space
1. when shaking hands with foreign leaders @@LEADER@@ wears an armoured gauntlet
2. flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services
1. in court almost every witness is a hostile witness
3. people can get away with murder these days
2. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel
3. the holiday spirit must not be taken to the max
1. couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'
3. citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security
4. begun the Clone Wars have
2. ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks
3. picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them
4. cows graze until the wolves come home
1. treason is relative
3. gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations
4. proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger
3. @@NAME@@ isn't what it used to be
4. diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak
3. pros are the new cons
4. frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion
1. children seem to be getting better at lying these days
2. adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives
1. gym teachers instruct advanced-level calculus classes
4. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
5. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
1. students do more community service than homework
3. people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service
1. the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans
2. parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions
3. employers are keenest on employees who lack family values
4. there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe
1. war vets look after war animals
2. veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing
1. dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor
2. the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework
3. kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
1. weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law
2. people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile
3. the military is plagued with unethical researchers
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
1. parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend
4. pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents
1. among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult
1. soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers
2. military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**
3. even the lowest-level cheesemongers are required to pass @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Literature IV
2. funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room
3. the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons
3. royal babies are so on-point right now
1. the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force
2. battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out
3. a soldier's body is a temple
4. a soldier's body is a temple
5. a soldier's body is a temple
6. a soldier's body is a temple
1. women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations
1. public toilets are famed for their rear entries
1. rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ has won three lotteries in a row
3. there's no such thing as a safe bet
1. 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'
1. the new one @@CURRENCY@@ coin also makes a handy throwing-star
2. the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to @@NAME@@" on tails
1. many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them
2. school lockers are filled with fancy underwear
3. a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously"
3. fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs
1. signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars
2. postcards from @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ driving test centres are popular souvenirs
3. people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time
1. pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute
2. camo-patterned plush comfort blankets are standard issue for commandos
4. children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids
2. @@CAPITAL@@ Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years
4. diminutive @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ generals are feared for their aggressiveness
5. people are always able to look each other in the eye
1. family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off
2. the recently bereaved have plenty of time to mourn during their incarcerations
4. Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead
1. power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky
2. aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators
3. the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans
1. serial killers are the country's biggest import
2. breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head
1. the water doesn't come out of the faucet with the same rush that it used to
3. homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness
4. homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness
5. the only trips @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are allowed to take are the ones caused by hallucinogens
1. flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor
1. a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages
1. the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead
1. minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments
2. new @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ taxis are fitted with server racks
3. new @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ taxis are fitted with server racks
1. people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute
2. sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good"
1. pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card
2. airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps
1. orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step
2. little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas
3. 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate
1. they who do not work shall not eat
3. would-be mescaline users often describe a crawling sensation on their skin
3. a man's 250 square-foot apartment is his castle
1. the holiest shrine in @@FAITH@@ is on another world
3. military chaplains grow frustrated with their long commutes
4. being a member of the glee club disqualifies @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ from space travel
5. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
6. above @@NAME@@ there is only sky and the fear of the unknown
1. adulthood begins with the creation of an email account
2. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
3. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
4. unruly children often visit adult websites when angry with their parents
5. getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults
1. the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime
2. a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics
3. the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers
1. little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police
4. Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble @@LEADER@@'s enigmatic grin
1. brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods
2. human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's
2. translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies
4. all animals are equal but some are more equal than others
1. counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes
3. the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42
5. the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in @@REGION@@
1. helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens
2. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
3. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
4. space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across @@NAME@@
5. scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space
1. the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ weed picker
2. internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ weed picker are way up
4. the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of @@LEADER@@ in ermine and velvet garb
5. the elderly don't know who the dickens adorns the face of newly-issued banknotes
6. angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes
2. politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs
3. the true length of the coastline of @@NAME@@ may never be measured
1. twelfth-generation @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are deported for not knowing @@LEADER@@'s childhood nickname
4. the only science is political science
1. parents dread their examinations more than their children
3. every school is receiving a brand new eraser
1. defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were
3. @@LEADER@@ is considering changing the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag to one with more glitter
4. staple guns are seen as intrinsically evil
1. loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest
3. it's hunting season on loan sharks
1. citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary
2. citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary
4. 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget
1. the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem"
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
3. urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate
2. @@NAME@@ recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace
3. the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network
2. children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name
3. professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials
1. armed security details escort librarians to their homes
3. tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends
3. foreign football clubs wave the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag before every game
4. shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games
2. government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised"
3. using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges
4. too many developers spoil the codebase
1. the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand
2. both criminals and civilians are DOA
3. it takes a village to catch a criminal
1. the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring
2. the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring
5. the military has gone fission for more funding
6. the military has gone fission for more funding
1. the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla
2. enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind
5. enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind
1. @@LEADER/NAME@@ shot first
2. @@LEADER/NAME@@ shot first
4. @@LEADER/NAME@@ shot first
5. @@LEADER/NAME@@ shot first
1. the roundel of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction
2. the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust"
1. the roundel of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction
2. the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust"
4. international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses
1. the roundel of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction
2. the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust"
1. it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs
1. the nation's mettle is about to be tested
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have become death, the destroyer of worlds
1. the nation's mettle is about to be tested
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have become death, the destroyer of worlds
1. taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty
2. taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty
4. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
5. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
6. corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
7. corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
1. the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies
1. reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day
2. the nation's spies are always on break time
2. enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind
2. enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind
3. tourists ask to stay in the same pleasant accommodations where foreign prisoners are kept
1. it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs
2. it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs
3. international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses
1. taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty
3. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
4. trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
5. trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with
1. police are saying "bye book" to "by the book"
2. police are saying "bye book" to "by the book"
2. parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset
3. a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing
4. red fabric is banned
3. surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich
4. chanting protestors ask "WHAT DO WE WANT?" and reply "MORE OF THE SAME"
2. class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation
3. producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene
1. hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments
4. hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms
5. doctors fax when they need facts fast
2. the Finance Ministry has gone into meltdown upon hearing the price to avoid nuclear disaster
3. the @@CURRENCY@@ is worth its weight in gold
4. purchasing a can of Addison Cola requires a wheelbarrow of cash
1. military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description
1. any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced
2. barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor
1. a speech a day keeps climate change away
2. after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow
3. people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule
4. people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule
1. the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide
3. undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations
4. the nation is wading into dangerous waters
3. citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?"
1. children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn
2. parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
3. criminals are really screwed
4. secret police deal with secret crimes
1. @@LEADER@@ arrives at international summits with a white cane
3. attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful
1. asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes
2. racehorses move a lot slower these days
3. relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns
4. Big Belly is watching you
1. pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi
2. blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour
2. it turns out you can teach cats new tricks
1. @@LEADER@@ is called 'Patches' at international summits
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe manners maketh the leader
3. some magnifier-wielding @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ say @@LEADER@@ seems a little lacking in something
4. some magnifier-wielding @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ say @@LEADER@@ seems a little lacking in something
1. fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding"
1. news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing @@LEADER@@ tend to disappear
3. students spend the school year learning how great the education system is
1. no one gossips with @@LEADER@@ during diplomatic summits
1. diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout
4. the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from @@LEADER@@'s rear echelons
1. wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations"
2. stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded @@NAME@@ to disarm
3. requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions
1. soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes
3. criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character
4. nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents
1. if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise
2. there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia
3. religion makes people horny
4. religion makes people horny
5. government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive
2. manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition
3. monochrome green ECO-@@NAMEINITIALS@@ products adorn the supermarket shelves
1. superfoods are often seen as supervillains
2. Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts
1. major cities run on potato batteries
2. the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
1. baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks
2. a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts
2. the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free
1. the digital money revolution has cashed out
3. nobody expected the fruit inquisition
1. there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality
2. murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking
3. cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton
1. kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll
2. teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones
3. toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste
1. travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing
2. vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR
3. vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR
4. orange trees find it's not easy being green
1. pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security
2. foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas
3. money grows on trees
4. citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm
1. returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site
2. attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams
1. the official @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child
2. faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation
3. every citizen sounds like a television news anchor
1. teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath
2. children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again
3. lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how @@NAME@@ is spelt now
1. you can tell when @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving
3. candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals
2. the "do ya feel lucky, punk?" scene is on the core syllabus at the National Police Academy
4. it's no longer mandatory for armless amputees to own ironic side-arms
1. @@LEADER@@'s Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army
2. @@LEADER@@ can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini
3. @@LEADER@@ can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine
5. @@LEADER@@ always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms
1. @@LEADER@@ claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'
2. promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service
3. neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise
4. @@LEADER@@'s opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman
3. noises of neighbourhood generators have pierced the sound of silence
1. the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up
2. foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take
3. thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks
1. access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery
2. environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests
3. biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements
4. dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty
3. at least 4 unique companies in @@NAME@@ claim to sell Eckie-Cola
4. nearsighted shoppers looking for probiotics end up purchasing a lot of prophylactics
1. exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies"
3. foreign aid is a seedy business
1. citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions
3. the only film released this month was "Prayervengers: Heresy War"
5. science fiction is seen as the leading cause of mental breakdowns
6. for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate
1. atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum
2. priests roam the streets with child-catcher nets
2. tax avoidance is a serious affair
1. beggars lack pockets for spare change
2. the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags
3. government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains
2. some voters are required to show a minimum of four forms of identification
3. requests for password resets peak during election season
2. quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces
1. half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach
2. the treehouse in @@ANIMAL@@ Park is the tallest building in @@NAME@@
3. birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers
4. residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling
1. everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen
2. men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them
3. parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs
4. people queue for valets instead of parking spaces
1. shooting someone has never been safer
3. gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting
1. when their backs are against the walls @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ look out for gay men
2. when their backs are against the walls @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ look out for gay men
4. the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight
5. war is made in the name of love
3. abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'
1. TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews
2. viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows
2. declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing @@LEADER@@ to progressive thinkers
4. ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality
1. old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum
4. staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber
5. the legislature has come out as bicameral
1. air purifiers fight smoke machines on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ stage setups
2. children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines
3. home renovation projects take decades to complete
4. community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home
3. the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long
1. eating kids as food has been enshrined in law
3. delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten
1. @@LEADER@@ likes it when another nation spies on their citizens
1. increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times
1. asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response
2. asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response
3. the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers
1. the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus
2. turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats
3. maximum security @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ subway stations inspire prison systems around the world
1. teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art
3. grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs
2. all you have to do is pray to get into @@NAME@@
1. convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines
1. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
2. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
3. those who cut young children are told to cut it out
4. the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong
2. greenhouses are regularly raided by the police
3. the nation is going green
2. AI citizens are criticized for being robotic
4. before @@LEADER@@ all AI are equally undeserving of rights
2. doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen
3. doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen
4. the RXN information hour is a guaranteed cure for insomnia
1. a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero
3. the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose
2. woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes
4. soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out
2. a mayoral candidate backed by @@LEADER@@ recently won re-election with 110% of the vote
3. the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion
1. giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why @@LEADER@@ is a silly poophead
1. middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians
2. there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety
3. visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage
4. the @@ANIMAL@@ has a hungry look
1. exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed
1. kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history
1. political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster
3. politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists
3. expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion
1. foreign leaders are advising that @@LEADER@@'s letters must have gotten lost in the mail
2. when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!"
4. tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace
4. the economy has returned to the good old days when humans were overworked and microwave ovens didn't give you no sass
1. goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter
2. dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys"
1. factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections
2. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
3. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
4. spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps
1. coastlines are giant slag heaps
2. people don't want any foreign rubbish
3. work stinks
4. work stinks
1. pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women
1. guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites
2. cat memes without alt text are now illegal
4. the bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail
2. @@LEADER@@ is strangely popular with male politicians' wives
1. a major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics
1. dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books
1. national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings
2. certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside
3. certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside
5. the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people
7. the tallest mountains are adorned with roller coasters
3. city mayors have to get permission from parliament to take a vacation day
2. the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters
5. @@LEADER@@ has been nicknamed 'Robomop'
6. civic leaders eagerly encourage sinners to spend more time on their knees
7. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am'
8. short is not always sweet
1. snitches get riches
2. designer truncheons are the latest law enforcement fashion craze
3. Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots
1. a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass
2. the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet
3. shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris
3. it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus
1. internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be
2. children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion
1. handling people's data is proving an immersive experience
4. the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track
1. the government has declared that sharing is uncaring
3. foreign ambassadors are accused of stealing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ jobs
4. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ doors require a Ph.D. to open
1. if the best leaders are those who don't want to lead then @@LEADER@@'s lack of leadership must be a great leadership quality
2. you can please all of the people some of the time if you don't mind getting nothing done most of the time
1. chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels
3. wealthy @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ never seem to hear the doorbell
2. when people want to start a family the government helps them planet carefully
3. no one cares when it's your birthday
3. doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis
3. robotic vacuums cower in fear before their owners
1. citizens can freely debate whether @@LEADER@@ is a great leader or the greatest leader
3. songs of praise to @@LEADER@@ are filled with coded messages from the resistance
1. the @@CAPITAL@@ Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative
2. the atmosphere in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ boardrooms is turning more gay
3. banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses
4. the newest member of the royal family does not speak a word of the nation's language
1. cheese lovers have a case of the bleus
5. school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education
2. "@@LEADER@@ got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom
1. code enforcement officers circle wealthy @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ like vultures
3. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
4. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
1. the government is encouraging people to go on citric acid trips
2. ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday
3. the banhammer is a standard police sidearm
1. the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong
2. chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales
3. the caged-bird trade is singing
4. umbrellas are back in fashion
1. war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping
3. the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless
1. washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo
3. orange juice has been renamed yellow juice
1. it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander
1. commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations
2. commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations
3. lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'
1. safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas
1. odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas
2. what goes down must come up
2. wrongdoers cite 'mummy issues' as the reason for their delinquency
3. teenagers can't go to the loo without an army of social workers watching their every movement
4. the nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland
3. the word "alcohol" is a trauma trigger for children as young as five
1. the first half of cabinet meetings include @@LEADER@@ complaining about the reasonable nation theory (@@EGG@@)
2. the Laws of War require "enthusiastic consent" (@@EGG@@)
3. @@LEADER@@ is plotting to coup the Pacific (@@EGG@@)
5. the only issue that @@LEADER@@ has is that there aren't enough issues (@@EGG@@)
6. @@LEADER@@ is emphatic that @@NAME@@'s HDI is much higher than it seems (@@EGG@@)
9. @@LEADER@@ hands out warnings to mods who don't deliver enough danishes (@@EGG@@)
2. charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police
3. gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools
1. the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix
2. the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix
3. the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys
1. the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans
2. private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button
1. citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles
2. citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles
5. government expenses are beyond compare
1. the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices
3. anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies
1. what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans
2. arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated
1. doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones
3. a broken arm or leg no longer costs an arm and a leg
1. students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams
1. edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang
2. all music has been banned
1. nobody likes bad boys any more
2. the existence of external reality is tacitly denied
2. bad punctuation has come to a full stop
3. it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion
1. there are no longer any roads less traveled
3. all roads lead to @@CAPITAL@@
5. children on trains ask what the weird-looking billboards with arrows are for
1. @@CAPITAL@@'s back alleys are rife with sausage eating
3. school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements
4. one-upping each other in conversation is strictly prohibited
2. a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese
4. evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses
3. surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color
1. farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep
3. the purgative quality of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cuisine is known across the globe
4. the finest dining experience in @@NAME@@ is chakra-infused grass
1. the government invades its allies more than its enemies
3. cops in @@CAPITAL@@ spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row
4. loudmouthed journalists are given the chop
1. patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it
1. meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits
1. the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar
2. flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers
1. scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays
3. new research always seems to support government initiatives
2. small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls
1. @@LEADER@@ steals from the rich and gives to the needy
3. sworn provincial enemies must be held back in @@LEADER@@'s cabinet meetings
1. airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism
4. the staffroom being an "icky" colour is a perfectly acceptable reason to not accept a job
1. a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away
1. trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy
2. being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever
3. the default state for @@NAME@@ is default
1. school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites
1. children's TV shows are having a gay old time
2. animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands
1. sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort
1. pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion
3. young people pass around flash drives filled with illegal music
3. mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them
1. candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED
2. people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating
3. actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs
4. asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before
1. virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade
1. punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements
3. this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection
1. the face of @@LEADER@@ is a permanent feature of the @@CAPITAL@@ skyline
2. government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors
3. scientists have great chemistry with their subjects
1. juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever
2. newborn babies can only be discharged from maternity wards during daylight hours
4. stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances
1. office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom
3. mothers refer to leaving the house as "the Great Escape"
2. anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead
1. enterprising game developers are a hop, skip, and a double-jump away from arrest
2. foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ RPG
5. a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility
2. time flies when you're not having fun
1. faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers
2. online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas
1. Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers
2. reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic
1. weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them
2. popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook
1. nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths
2. children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers
3. weekends are spent tilting at windmills
1. every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver
2. pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold
3. the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market
3. the possibility of gain causes universal pain
2. diplomacy is a foreign concept to @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
1. talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction
3. talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses
2. the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption
2. @@LEADER@@'s reputation is hard as nails
3. @@LEADER@@ is quite hard to get a hold of
1. stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues
2. mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'
3. mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found
4. molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public
1. escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky
2. the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air
4. the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out"
2. military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives
1. welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got
2. new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk
3. white chocolate is neither chocolate nor food
5. politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea
2. the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction
1. truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon
2. youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights
2. modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days
4. the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones
2. naval patrols only last nine months
3. video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures
4. demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other
1. only those who apply can study applied maths
3. arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve
1. wandering @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are known for their one-track minds
6. daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite
1. @@CAPITAL@@ University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel
2. retirees make up the bulk of foreign students
1. the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales
2. the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them
2. those awarding peace prizes to @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ find themselves in pieces
1. they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop)
2. the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under
1. search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country
1. estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered
1. old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation
1. enemy governments seem especially interested in @@NAME@@'s election cycle
2. repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events
4. politicians post explicit photos of themselves on community notice boards
1. taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry
4. hospitals have unveiled new guidelines suggesting that latex gloves do not count as clothing
1. museums offer moralization or your money back
3. schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them
3. families make most of their annual income from government benefits
3. Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities
5. universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings
1. not even adulthood can save you from truant officers
1. self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets
1. top government officials are seen nervously grocery shopping among the general public
3. calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles
1. police shut down children's lemonade stands for being "unsavory street food"
3. children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi
2. aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark
1. pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies
4. surveys show 100% of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are never, ever tired
2. cave paintings are back in vogue
1. @@CAPITAL@@ consists only of government buildings and the mansions of government janitors
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Removed by:2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
1. laid-off party bureaucrats accuse the government of selling out
Sometimes removed by:1. cars are banned
2. bicyclists are banned from major roads
3. the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts
1. Harry Potter books are banned
2. Harry Potter books are banned
3. the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller
4. the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller
2. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
3. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
2. young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables
3. the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist
1. Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
1. citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are considered a delicacy
2. a nation-wide cull of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ is in effect
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ is a protected species
1. the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars
3. the country is preparing for war
2. extreme political groups are outlawed
2. @@NAME@@'s children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region
1. military spending is on the increase
2. military funding has been stripped back
1. the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes
2. employers may fire workers without giving any reason
1. corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians
3. a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections
1. the government is reining in public spending
1. marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home
4. a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'
1. surveillance cameras are banned
2. all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras
1. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
2. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
3. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
5. the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas
4. citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes
2. genetic researchers have been expelled
2. organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region
1. college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys
2. organ donation rates have hit a new low
1. euthanasia is legal
3. the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit
1. punitive tariffs protect local industry
2. there are no minimum wage laws
3. all tariffs have been abolished
1. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
3. a government program is underway to revitalize @@NAME@@'s beaches
3. eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas
2. the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore
3. shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities
2. the nation refuses to provide international aid
3. the nation refuses to provide international aid
4. the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid
3. anti-government web sites are springing up
4. government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries
1. funding for education has been redirected into the military
6. scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate
1. small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants
2. elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume
3. angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason
2. all prisons have been eliminated
1. torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals
2. torture is illegal
1. major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day
2. the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events
2. Jennifer Government is a bestseller
3. the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular
1. the government seizes all major gold finds
2. citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens
3. the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations
1. a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up
1. billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are being blown on orbital weapons development
2. elected officials often serve for decades in a single term
1. people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight
2. the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups
2. much of @@NAME@@'s computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence
3. much of @@NAME@@'s computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence
1. homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities
2. "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows
1. the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations
6. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have more rights than the average citizen
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
2. citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits
3. notable individuals are granted land and titles
4. @@NAME@@'s Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region
2. psychological disorders are a taboo subject
3. adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children
4. teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them
2. people talk about things being better when men were men
1. the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments
3. the number of children one can have is restricted by law
1. prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
2. vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres
3. protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations
3. the government is avowedly secular
4. religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment
1. a National Academy regulates grammar and usage
4. city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people
5. the state subsidizes liposuction
1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
1. the @@NAME@@ Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise
4. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
5. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
1. Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes
3. protests are prohibited from blocking traffic
2. woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
1. pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first-born are considered a delicacy (@@EGG@@)
2. alien kidnappings of both cattle and humans are headline news on the most respected papers (@@EGG@@)
2. birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire
3. X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low
2. major internet servers have acquired citizenship
1. government spending has hit an all-time low
2. only the wealthy can afford monorail fares
1. gun ownership is compulsory
2. citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns
1. a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country
3. recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies
1. in pet stores nationwide @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are growing in popularity
2. many believe that the only good @@ANIMAL@@ is a dead @@ANIMAL@@
1. crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters
2. firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction
1. murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows
2. soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers
1. flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys
2. scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway
1. all-natural foods are becoming a major fad
2. a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high
1. religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else
2. religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else
3. only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare
1. ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools
2. computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails
3. computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails
1. pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil
2. the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system
1. major cities are suffering under water rationing
2. major cities are suffering under water rationing
5. crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country
2. cities are engulfed by smog
3. many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space
2. books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy
4. libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés
1. traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways
3. it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles
4. Max Barry is this year's Miss @@NAME@@
5. vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue
1. motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours
2. new urban roads are threatening city parks
3. cars have been banned
1. wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct
2. bizarre-looking creatures called '@@ANIMAL@@dogs' dominate wildlife preserves
3. @@ANIMAL@@ populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions
2. citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios
1. corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products
2. every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government
3. manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals
1. sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high
1. only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations
3. the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives
1. rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen
3. gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ casinos
4. the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime
2. politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
2. door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'
2. children have only the most basic of education
3. the education system is famed for its taxing exams
3. graffiti graces every city's streets
1. citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages
2. foreigners are treated with great suspicion
1. 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink
3. reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up
1. appendix transplant figures have recently doubled
2. medical lawsuits are out of control
1. the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril
2. the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work
1. programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours
3. citizens are known to cast their votes by flipping @@A@@ @@CURRENCY@@
4. an enfeebled opposition party spends most of its time simply trying to stay on the ballot
2. students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas
2. senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour
1. human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants
2. replacement organs are grown in vats
3. traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu
1. the studies of art and philosophy are banned
2. artists are pillars of society
3. only the brainiest citizens become academics
2. suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence
2. unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour
3. corporations are either above the law or corrupting it
1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
3. politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate
4. senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories
5. immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ pensions
2. there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
4. native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting
5. a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world
1. the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority
4. democratic debates have been removed from the government
1. murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour
4. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'
1. the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency
5. families are only permitted to have one child
1. the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place
2. the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism
1. private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots
2. the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots
3. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
4. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
5. there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
1. shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves
1. tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants
2. cremation is compulsory for the deceased
4. the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form
1. a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order
2. the roads are virtually falling apart
3. all streets are privately owned toll roads
4. local government operates tolls on every village road
1. prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams
2. major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings
2. fur coats have become the latest fashion trend
1. it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools
3. biology and religious education classes have recently been merged
3. the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared
6. the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds
2. record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported
1. @@NAME@@ is renowned for its lax gun laws
2. citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons
2. it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws
1. citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over @@NAME@@
2. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
3. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
4. all weapon research has been banned
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
3. the government has legalised small-scale capitalism
2. recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed
1. skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
2. teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped
2. the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night
3. heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste
2. the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields
3. soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training
1. hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in @@NAME@@'s many privately-owned prisons
2. convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
3. criminals are executed and their property seized
3. students in @@NAME@@'s schools rarely attend their classes
1. the government seizes the property of the recently deceased
3. the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance
2. several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation
2. referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process
2. almost half of the child population live rough on the streets
3. all marriages are arranged by the government
2. voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot
2. the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest @@ANIMAL@@ hunting institutions
3. main battle tanks stalk the woods of @@NAME@@ in search of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
4. hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey
1. mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies
2. owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions
3. @@NAME@@ has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados
2. the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes
3. the people of @@NAME@@ are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes
2. women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job
1. the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned
4. @@NAME@@ is notorious for its citizens' infidelity
1. reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors
2. truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news
3. all news sources are under strict government control
5. people all over @@NAME@@ are dying of 'Mad @@ANIMAL@@ Disease'
2. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
3. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
1. 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of @@NAME@@'s radio stations
3. @@NAME@@'s airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio
3. the nation's leader appoints ministers directly
1. wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby
2. wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby
1. the military struggles with recruitment
1. @@NAME@@'s fine wines are renowned throughout the region
2. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
3. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
3. university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts
2. the children of @@NAME@@ are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence
1. cheese has become the new icon of political dissent
1. immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites
2. Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances
4. the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly
2. blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest
2. businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems
3. manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job
2. @@NAME@@ has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies
3. the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
3. all footpaths have tollbooths
5. people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'
2. nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure
1. travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs
2. traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways
2. the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks
3. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
4. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
5. the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father"
1. @@NAME@@'s navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas
3. the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque
4. piracy is the nation's most popular pastime
1. politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads
2. people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks
4. corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks
2. @@NAME@@'s market has been colonised by the corporations of rich countries
3. the well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute
1. abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand
2. illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory
3. the consumption of vegetables is illegal
2. nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba
3. neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in @@NAME@@
3. the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls
2. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
3. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
1. the number of students attending university has reached a record high
2. universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes
3. it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt
4. closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants
1. urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines
3. the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service
1. Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused
2. the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled @@NAME@@ with a very polite populace
3. the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable
2. crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed
2. the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country
3. the public transport system has been eliminated
4. the public transport system has been eliminated
5. @@NAME@@'s heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives
2. the government has the power to seize property at will
1. hospitals are run down while the rich pay for private treatment
3. calisthenics is a well-known tax-dodging technique
4. the latest drugs are only legally available to private patients
5. the NHS has recently been discontinued
3. homosexuality is a crime punishable by death
2. radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion
1. citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone
3. citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined
5. insomnia is slowly turning everyone insane
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
2. corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt
3. prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued
4. annual tax returns take at least two years to complete
1. the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists
5. the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists
6. the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points
2. volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (@@EGG@@)
4. the flesh-eating lost souls that wander at night serve as a major tourist attraction (@@EGG@@)
6. the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (@@EGG@@)
3. boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers
4. the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour
4. religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds
3. citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors
4. the world outside is only known of in folklore
4. a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled
1. nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers
2. only government officials may operate computers
3. computers are allowed but only just
4. it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls
2. most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists
6. the military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics
2. Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer
1. high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water
2. the Great @@NAME@@ Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region
3. supermarkets and large corporate farms are a thing of the past
2. 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song
2. the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails
3. drug-related crimes carry the death penalty
4. @@NAME@@'s soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region
5. the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights
3. half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials
5. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
6. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
1. it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
2. innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury
3. the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience
2. @@NAME@@ recently decided against having a capital city
3. all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of @@CAPITAL@@
4. Mr Happy's Funland has just been named @@NAME@@'s new capital
5. the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs
2. @@LEADER@@ has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw
2. the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one
3. the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly
5. @@LEADER@@ is the self-declared God of all @@NAME@@
1. immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day
1. @@NAME@@ successfully hosted the @@REGION@@ Olympics
2. organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous
3. the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age
4. chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports
1. reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service
4. the government's only official statement on the burning down of @@CAPITAL@@ was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'
2. airport security is provided by private companies
3. bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'
4. the wreckages of bombed planes that litter @@NAME@@ are highly popular tourist destinations
3. theoretical science is only theoretical
1. the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy
2. the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy
5. the country is effectively ruled by large corporations and business consultants
3. homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property
4. citizens who become homeless are immediately executed
1. nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids
3. tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort
1. the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda
2. all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion
3. the booming slave trade is now government-funded
2. the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists
3. penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'
1. citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want
2. the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge
3. the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets
1. the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion
3. tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the @@NAME@@ Blood Tithe
1. shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned
2. the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics
3. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
4. the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services
5. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
1. fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets
2. almost all of @@NAME@@'s water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices
3. raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists
1. the government is spending billions of taxpayer @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ to support "struggling" industries
2. thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break
3. businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up
2. the art of conversation has been rediscovered
3. the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales
1. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
2. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
2. paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black
4. terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests
5. terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and arrow loops
2. cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
2. rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
5. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
6. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
1. inter-species marriages are ignored by the government
1. the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The @@CAPITAL@@ Times is sold out
2. students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak
1. photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in @@LEADER@@'s bedroom
1. contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above
3. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
4. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
5. trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'
2. airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted
2. students abandon classrooms for online education
3. internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase
4. electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high
3. many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight
1. expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies
2. citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government
1. the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects
5. absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
3. retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour
4. midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population
2. seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'
4. fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists
2. the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit
2. overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains
3. a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army
1. politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
1. glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town
2. marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams
4. kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun"
3. tourists outnumber citizens two to one
4. tourists outnumber citizens two to one
2. concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule
3. concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule
4. commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies
1. legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills
5. the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills
1. fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country
1. CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears
3. disaster victims are viewed with disdain
3. young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'
4. believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine
1. grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices
2. a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions
3. surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
3. prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children
1. environmentalists are staging large protests in front of reopened nuclear power plants
3. the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
3. city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones
4. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
5. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
2. Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity
3. Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity
1. many working fathers have never seen their children
4. most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants
5. most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants
6. mandatory daycare is provided by the government
1. former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work
2. millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training
1. politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income
2. newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent
1. @@NAME@@ Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'
3. commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers
4. island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work
3. the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing
1. a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly"
2. a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly"
4. the government is giving peace a chance
1. military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'
1. racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation
2. immigrants flood the job queues as discrimination in the workplace makes a staggering comeback
2. cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates
2. the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences
5. innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs
1. teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers
2. the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
2. curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net
2. the nation leads @@REGION@@ in per capita stalking
1. a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision
2. visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories
3. visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories
4. online tourism reviews of @@NAME@@ are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar
1. the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around @@CAPITAL@@
2. 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive
3. 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive
4. the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system
3. knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ stadiums are open 24/7
1. all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'
4. all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers
4. soldiers are equipped with multi-million @@CURRENCY@@ battlesuits
2. one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses
2. insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways
4. there is a dearth of space for new houses
2. rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ of property damage
3. hackers post hourly updates on international summits
6. any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming
2. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
3. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
1. teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet
2. the government is buying children's books by the thousands
3. computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens"
1. prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals
4. vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television
2. charity no longer begins at home
1. noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law
2. most people suffer from some form of hearing loss
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
2. an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle
2. the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods
5. groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'
1. the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction
2. prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress
3. citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow
4. citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow
5. residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes
1. discarded pennies litter the streets
2. the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny
3. mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance
1. litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job
2. daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter
3. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
4. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
5. tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets
1. oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds
3. wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms
4. Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park
3. street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities
2. there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison
2. retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals
3. the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams
1. fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace
2. the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of @@REGION@@
3. farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce
1. well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time
3. violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire
1. suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines
5. the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in @@REGION@@
1. consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed
2. citizens have never heard foreign radio
1. the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced
2. it's always rabbit season
3. invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie
4. the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'
5. chemically brainwashed citizens praise @@LEADER@@'s name on an hourly basis
1. minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament
4. some members of Parliament are illiterate
5. only the wealthy vote
4. the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion
2. churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'
2. the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal
3. soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear
4. soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear
2. companies balk at paying their workers
3. clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage
1. money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy
2. the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself"
1. citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets
3. chain casinos dominate the national gambling market
4. chain casinos dominate the national gambling market
5. @@LEADER@@'s pleasure palace epitomizes corruption
2. most academic research has ground to a halt
1. helicopter parenting is on the rise
2. mollycoddled youths run the country
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
1. the nation's gold reserves are said to be somewhere over the rainbow (@@EGG@@)
2. government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares
3. anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed
5. the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
3. billions are being spent on a new island airport
1. agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government
2. the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia
1. prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes
1. governments opposing @@NAME@@ are beset by rebels
4. skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy
3. the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone
1. warfare increasingly resembles a video game
1. the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan
1. troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean
3. a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news
1. the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan
2. Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony
1. the might of the nation's air force has been deployed against people with sticks in boats
2. the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'
3. the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'
1. the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate
2. selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy
3. the nation's people have woken up to find themselves colonial masters of Brasilistan
3. the destitute in Brasilistan forlornly wait in vain at docks for food shipments that will never arrive
1. 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become @@LEADER@@'s new moniker
1. anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade
2. the government is overcome with ennui
3. "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
1. extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals
2. judges are all-powerful
2. chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom
1. town welcome signs list corporate sponsors
3. rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects
4. towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries
2. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
3. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
4. disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment
2. drowning sailors are hung out to dry
3. tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites
3. Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room
2. kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts
2. wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry
3. 90% of active duty @@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones
1. the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust
4. veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations
1. even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious
2. the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook
3. bleach is the nation's most common pesticide
4. children's toy tractors have been seized as state property
1. tax assessment offices double as polling stations
4. the well-off can quite literally buy extra votes
5. common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (@@EGG@@)
3. animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild
1. tabloids coo over @@LEADER@@'s expected child
3. the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster
1. fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism
1. exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes
2. polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts
3. popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the @@CAPITAL@@ River
3. the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced
1. copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper
3. emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand
1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
3. 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office
1. there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees
2. EpiPen sales have skyrocketed
5. the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero
1. homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes
3. prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason
2. the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries
1. corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense
1. late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
4. late night talk show hosts are having a field day over @@LEADER@@'s questionably sane new coalition partners
4. the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs
5. the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
3. drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking
4. @@ANIMAL@@ sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites
1. colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Liberator"
3. citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history
4. books are so highly regarded in @@NAME@@ that libraries are often revered as holy shrines
4. @@NAMEINITIALS@@-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements
2. chickens roam the streets freely
3. the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities
1. veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days
2. the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties
3. sections of the police receive paramilitary training
4. the nation is under martial law
3. stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents
4. motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts"
5. hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times
6. hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times
1. tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless
2. the giant 80-storey carving of @@LEADER@@ in Mount Rushless can be seen from space
3. tourists are forbidden to enter Native @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ lands
1. unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police
2. @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ facilities are being turned into @@ANIMAL@@ habitats
4. movie references are legally admissible in court
1. the looming peasant rebellion has been called off after farming was legalized
5. the health budget has been diverted into prolonging @@LEADER@@'s life
1. disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown
3. astronomers are flocking to @@NAME@@ to take advantage of its clear night skies
4. the native owl population is in permanent hibernation
4. the country has essentially become @@POPULATION@@ nations within a nation
2. bris parties are all the rage
2. Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work
2. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne"
3. the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster @@NAME@@ with trees
1. only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile
2. only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile
1. the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world
2. matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold
3. children are expected to carve their own toys
1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
3. idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
2. penal labor is a de facto death sentence
4. protest songs are the nation's de facto anthems
1. the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies
3. bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes
4. heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual
3. mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot
1. tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense
2. @@CAPITAL@@'s iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen
4. conspiracy theorists allege @@CAPITAL@@'s new subway map resembles Satanic symbols
1. @@LEADER@@ shrugs in the face of growing inequalities
4. @@LEADER@@'s new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face'
1. acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings
2. labour strikes are routinely squashed by police
1. the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association
2. Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation
4. all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength
2. gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs
3. public shaming is the bedrock of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ society
3. children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits
4. children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits
5. games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting
2. good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals
3. the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers
1. auditors are gutting every governmental department
2. the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping
3. groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol
1. Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to @@CAPITAL@@ to enjoy their national art
3. priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms
2. the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump
4. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices
2. jaywalking is punishable by public flogging
3. the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions
3. the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers
2. virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in @@CAPITAL@@
3. city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside
2. the road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration
3. the police are reluctantly destroying millions of DNA records
1. Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues
3. NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests
2. a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants
3. children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos
2. children often kick @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ for amusement
3. children often kick @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ for amusement
1. @@LEADER@@'s exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners
6. in a baffling press conference @@LEADER@@ proudly dismantled a broken door
4. young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts
1. the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides
2. criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program
3. visions of giant pink @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are a common side effect after @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ eat their meals
1. the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results
3. there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ grocery store
2. jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes
4. business owners who refuse to hire ex-cons often wake up with @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@'s head in their bed
3. hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence
3. high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism
4. sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes
5. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Gladiators is a ratings success
6. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Gladiators is a ratings success
1. clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture
4. personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market
1. murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly
3. the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it
3. the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art"
1. artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings
4. @@CAPITAL@@ has become the number one destination for urban exploration in @@REGION@@
2. schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money
2. the military has declared war on all religious influence
1. freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink
2. the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections
1. business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions
2. maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter
3. it turns out that money can buy you happiness
4. smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour
1. rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes
3. decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas
4. excessive gerrymandering has earned @@NAME@@ the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship'
1. builders across @@NAME@@ are blocked up with orders for new public loos
2. @@A@@ @@REGION@@ Tourist Association survey has rated @@NAME@@ #1 for number twos
4. farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
5. city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty
6. city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty
3. citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper
2. elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes
1. @@CAPITAL@@'s main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight
2. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
3. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
2. politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's @@CURRENCY@@ reserves
4. tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation
1. old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime
2. witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials
3. the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@
3. the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained @@ANIMAL@@
1. women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft
3. young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery
1. over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes
2. public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women
4. public urination is on the increase
2. @@LEADER@@'s new android secretary is the latest media darling
3. robosexual marriages are increasingly common
1. spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches
3. @@LEADER@@'s latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand
4. drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime
4. global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect @@NAME@@ of supplying extremist groups
1. adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears
2. commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all
2. teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries
2. vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas
1. nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise
3. the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution
1. poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild
2. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
3. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
4. the endangered saltwater humpback @@ANIMAL@@ is only seen in captivity programs
1. every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead
2. every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor
4. science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters
1. hundreds of teenagers die every year at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Hungry Games
4. in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes
1. crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence
2. advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of @@LEADER@@'s most personal functions
3. @@LEADER@@'s relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will
4. the bum of @@LEADER@@ has been voted the most recognisable in @@NAME@@
2. the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards
3. eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance
2. town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists
3. the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities
3. Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party
3. all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon
4. failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside
5. government ministers claim to ride dragons to work
1. search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards
2. the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones
3. park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets
2. blind dates tend to result in bruised shins
3. dining out often involves @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ on the plate no matter what you order
1. fruit pickers with degrees in @@ANIMAL@@ psychology are a common sight
2. the average person needs three full-time jobs just to get by
3. the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder
1. @@LEADER@@ has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished
1. retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted
1. international war crimes are good for business and business is booming
2. farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season
2. children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes
3. exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles
4. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
5. exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles
6. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
1. the police double as repo men
3. fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in
2. dictionary sales have hit an all-time high
1. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
2. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
3. annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt
4. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
5. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
3. the government merely pays lip service to @@FAITH@@
1. the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes
1. nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers
3. modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format
1. the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low
3. 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Space Agency
4. falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
3. sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer
1. economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society
2. doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die
3. children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants
4. conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
4. weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder
5. weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder
2. signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles
3. kids are exceptionally good at digging holes
1. the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions
3. the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years
4. according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color
5. only @@LEADER@@'s friends count in the eyes of the government
1. tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread
2. intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works
3. national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first
6. one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for @@LEADER@@'s office
3. people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy
4. it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ resumés
4. funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience
2. they say that @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ made a dessert and called it peace
3. amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance
4. nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience
2. school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time
4. court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point
1. former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés
2. moonshine has made a resurgence
3. bars are packed at all hours
1. the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life
3. at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold
4. all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'
1. getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear
4. @@NAME@@'s growing economy feeds on the nation's ever-declining greenery
5. @@NAME@@'s growing economy feeds on the nation's ever-declining greenery
1. maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
1. for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs
2. teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough
1. the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to
3. it is rumoured that @@LEADER@@ uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions
2. criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids
4. the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence
2. raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom
3. burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime
1. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
2. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
3. debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields
1. @@LEADER@@'s luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site
2. @@LEADER@@'s iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts
3. @@LEADER@@'s iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts
4. television executives are interested in turning @@LEADER@@'s zany home life into a sitcom
5. @@LEADER@@ lives life on the open road - complete with groupies
7. @@LEADER@@'s personal home is one of @@REGION@@'s most notorious party destinations
2. justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag
3. @@LEADER@@ has been known to make speeches in fishing waders
5. the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'
1. the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy
5. corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters
2. titles of nobility are packaged with @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ citizenship in invite-only auctions
3. business leaders are mailing @@LEADER@@ forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs
2. @@LEADER@@ has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits
3. exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'
2. recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water
1. @@LEADER@@'s peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide
2. denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom
2. heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors
3. out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies
4. visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes
3. it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them
3. t-shirts displaying a photo of @@LEADER@@ performing the Full-Monty are selling out
4. they say that @@LEADER@@'s personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia
3. beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes
1. agricultural employees work for peanuts
2. workers have their fruitcake and eat it too
2. sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters
2. colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial @@ANIMAL@@'
2. the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet
4. sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food
5. big game hunters travel to @@NAME@@ to try their hand at shark-shooting
3. pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God
4. basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad
1. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
2. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
3. trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes
4. libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands
5. economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism
2. the country is littered with broken homes
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
3. taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy
1. the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite
10. protestors are soaking piles of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ in blood to make a point about government incomes
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
1. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
2. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
3. citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?"
4. citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?"
5. future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence
4. scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science
1. forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left
2. environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course
3. the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon
2. male tourists tend to be fearful of @@NAME@@'s deadly femme fatales
1. formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming
2. the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes
3. banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse
4. landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks
1. the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains
2. the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists
4. death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games
3. men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones
7. you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly
1. in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
4. pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace
2. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
3. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
4. government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables
1. school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students
3. the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee
3. international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through @@NAME@@
2. the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'
3. it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance
4. swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds
2. octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it
4. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
5. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
1. hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings
2. East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural @@NAME@@
3. severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land
1. corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics
2. major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment
3. life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up
4. corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague
2. the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days
2. in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days
3. people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids
4. if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more
5. grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines
1. policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'
2. the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property
1. disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects
1. military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft
3. foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that @@NAME@@ will pay them to stop
4. it is a silent spring in @@NAME@@
5. remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders
3. it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it"
1. the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis
2. restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in @@NAME@@
4. where your food came from is an unknowable mystery
1. drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps"
3. online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for @@NAME@@
4. survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks
1. fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end
2. commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year
3. bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble
1. whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company
3. planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color"
3. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas
1. people's charity begins and ends at home
2. large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children
4. citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas
2. oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys
3. cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise
4. the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions
4. the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care
3. the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people
1. Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping
2. no one knows how to tie a reef knot
3. truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills
4. selfie stick use is a required Scout badge
5. Scout campfire sing-a-longs tend to focus on the evils of antitrust legislation
2. a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant
4. @@LEADER@@ is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour
1. the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings"
2. people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more
3. the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations
1. no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium
2. the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape
3. indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits
4. atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power
1. the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience
2. tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash
1. local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities
2. unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves
3. unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne
1. 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail
3. home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks
2. the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills
3. smog in @@CAPITAL@@ is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors
4. the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble
2. tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian
3. terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports
3. coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk
3. the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands
1. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
2. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
4. seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals
1. citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee
2. the industries of @@NAME@@ are coughing all the way to the bank
4. toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam"
1. the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?"
2. a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went
4. @@LEADER@@'s office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil
1. East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'
2. the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet
3. the space program has been reduced to @@LEADER@@'s nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle
1. a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight
4. politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese
2. parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife
3. a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away
1. schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more
2. proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones
3. people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour
4. calling shotgun on the front seat too many days in a row is seen as a crime against social equality
1. edutainment video games are taking @@NAME@@'s students to the next level
2. @@LEADER@@'s office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader
3. kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class
2. the nation leads @@REGION@@ for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption
1. foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best
2. both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade
3. the nation burns bridges with neighbours who burn their rainforest
2. children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-@@CURRENCY@@ charge on their phone bill
1. many marriages go virtually unconsummated
3. robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones
1. it's rare to find an unchewed pencil
4. Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume
2. airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path
3. swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays
4. airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path
1. a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water
3. tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments
1. citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets
2. the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer
2. @@LEADER@@'s speeches are beloved by insomniacs
3. @@LEADER@@ has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances
2. children keel over while singing "@@LEADER@@ Gives Us the Water of Life"
3. children keel over while singing "@@LEADER@@ Gives Us the Water of Life"
4. safe drinking water is considered a luxury
5. poverty is disloyal to the Motherland
6. the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery
1. a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger
4. racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants
3. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
4. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
1. civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's
4. the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh
2. fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers
3. sushi is sold on the black market
1. glamping @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi
2. citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing
3. unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount @@CAPITAL@@ make great practice for foreign snipers
1. scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war
2. some say @@LEADER@@ has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons
3. flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug
2. the government is lending a hand to private industry
4. many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward
5. many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward
1. a serf by any other name works just as hard
3. the government believes in trickle-down happiness
2. a third of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are e-certified CEOs
1. bike rage is all the rage
2. the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
1. increasing numbers of children in @@NAME@@ have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers
3. supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets
4. state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets
2. people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares
3. people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares
2. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
3. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
4. interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CB@@NAMEINITIALS@@ Governor goes house hunting
3. children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later
3. citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts
4. having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom
5. having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom
1. homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism
3. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
4. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
3. fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters
2. the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police
1. wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high
2. the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun
1. extreme hiring regulations mean a job in @@NAME@@ is often a lifetime appointment
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation
3. Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies
4. Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies
4. businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections
5. the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers
2. ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward
3. the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses
4. the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors
2. bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons
5. it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads
1. convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing
2. parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars
2. foreign despots proudly bandstand on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ airwaves
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks
1. exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting
2. exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting
3. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
4. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
6. aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice
2. 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer
2. confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle"
1. endangered species are effective hostages against the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military
2. the military will start wars with other nations on a lark
1. drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth
2. an eye for an eye leaves @@NAME@@ blind
1. it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children
1. police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement
2. police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement
3. pledging just four hours of spare time to police work earns a named credit on the government's official website
4. police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign
1. tea and biscuits have replaced waterboarding and sleep deprivation as the primary tools of interrogation
4. on streets of broken glass people are being murdered for their faith
1. foreign powers often deal with problems that @@NAME@@ can't handle
1. for 25 @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy
2. money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence
3. money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence
1. travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air @@NAME@@ flights to avoid the pay lavatories
2. travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air @@NAME@@ flights to avoid the pay lavatories
3. the impoverished sick hang around outside golf clubs to beg for funding for healthcare
4. @@LEADER@@ has awarded @@LEADER@@ many medals in appreciation for @@LEADER@@'s awesomeness
5. the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming
2. boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register
1. no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it
3. condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals
1. the dartboard at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of @@LEADER@@'s face
2. any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property
3. exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling
2. owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams
3. soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued
4. the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by @@NAME@@
5. the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat
1. aides are afraid to ask if @@LEADER@@ wants a cup of tea or coffee
2. parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children
1. it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors
2. the weather in @@CAPITAL@@ is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'
3. authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets
3. the government's stance on marriage is 'Let @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ marry themselves'
2. election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo
3. election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo
5. people typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo
4. religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies
2. takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears
3. tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends
1. sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors
3. the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita
3. unemployed judges can be found squatting in abandoned courthouses
4. traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups
5. judges who serve for life or good behavior can expect to stay for a week
1. business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ emissions at all
2. industry leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ emissions at all
5. @@LEADER@@ has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony
1. black tea is only available on the black market
2. the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea
3. machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter
4. the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in @@NAME@@' is a smash hit
3. most @@CURRENCY@@ coins are riddled with bite marks
5. the barter economy has taken over as the @@CURRENCY@@ has become worthless
2. kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes
2. both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth
1. dentists routinely perform open heart surgery
3. the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification
4. @@LEADER@@ affectionately nicknames supporters by number
1. dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'
2. dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia
3. group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions
1. no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor
2. casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots
3. tax returns detail how many games of slots each citizen will be able to play with their refund
2. open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost
3. a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus
2. sweet-toothed @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have been left penniless by the VAT on candy
3. the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper
2. teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in @@NAME@@'s offices
3. employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM
4. doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures
1. weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements
3. double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase
4. many believe climate change is a liberal media fiction
2. getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in @@NAME@@
2. when you fly on Air @@NAME@@ you win a seat or you die
1. citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks
2. citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks
4. angry men scowl at each other across chess boards
3. @@LEADER@@ is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government
3. the entirety of @@LEADER@@'s administration can be crammed into a phone booth
1. propaganda posters remind citizens that 'opinions are treason'
1. prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries
1. government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans
3. toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters
4. the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools
3. banned objects are regularly legalized if they've been successfully stolen from the government
4. wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons
1. a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park
4. national surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier
5. national surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier
1. internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech
2. depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years
1. executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins
4. cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced
2. the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents
4. peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop
1. the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash
4. it is often said that only @@LEADER@@ could bring down Dàguó
1. demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked
3. neighboring nations are tired of @@LEADER@@'s big fish stories
4. neighboring nations are tired of @@LEADER@@'s big fish stories
5. the single fish caught by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ fishers last year is cited as evidence of @@NAME@@'s thriving fisheries
3. high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD
5. nobody is forced to join the armed forces
2. dessert dishes make up the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ breakfast menu
4. it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers
2. it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow
3. @@LEADER@@'s Twitcher account is typically used to share @@ANIMAL@@ memes rather than government policy
2. vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mussels the biggest in @@REGION@@
3. concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods
4. half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'
5. the nation is devoted to world peas
1. where there's smoke there's the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Forestry Department
2. the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire
1. official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'
1. homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them
4. visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering
2. a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal
3. ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes
1. there's a bright dawn ahead for @@NAME@@
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
3. it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ actors literally work from cradle to grave
4. giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular
1. urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens
2. ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths
3. cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags
4. diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat"
5. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
6. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
2. for just a few extra @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can get new driving records with their new cars
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ visiting rural Southern @@ANIMAL@@ Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee
4. hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport
3. major boxing matches are held in government buildings
4. sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers
1. death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary"
2. the government would rather execute a hundred innocent men than let one guilty one appeal a verdict
4. Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location
5. the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons
1. ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ beaches
1. blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued
3. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
4. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
5. sick days are on the rise
2. knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy
3. restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics
4. internet flame wars have been known to cause real-world casualties
3. in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants
2. hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success
3. creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs
1. Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community
2. people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'
5. adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them
3. the government thinks @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together
3. honeymoon suites can be located by following newlywed couples' shrieks of "what's that?"
4. ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV'
1. the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary
2. chocolate in @@NAME@@ has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers
2. new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words
1. the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking
2. the comic book series '@@LEADER@@ and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller
4. the government-sponsored autobiography '@@A@@ @@LEADER@@ For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of @@LEADER@@'s supporters
3. disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity
4. lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to
5. it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm
2. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
3. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
1. children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night
2. crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop
2. mass shootings have become the new normal
2. mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas
2. lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies
3. lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies
4. shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews
2. citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals
3. from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in @@NAME@@
1. reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ weapons designers
4. army gunpowder stores are being commandeered to make pretty fireworks and sparklers
2. it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies
2. Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to @@NAME@@ as a reminder of their "special relationship"
5. the government's official stance on scientific inquiry is 'there's no question so big that it can't be ignored'
3. judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most
4. the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted
2. citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels
1. the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches
2. Bigtopian relations have become a minefield
2. communists in @@NAME@@ note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others
4. the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing
9. government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'
2. the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP
3. military training in @@NAME@@ emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs
2. gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages
3. becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom
2. children dream of becoming physicians and physicists
4. the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient
3. every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands
1. museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts
3. the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country
4. the Gallery of Amusing Cat Photographs is the most popular museum in the country
5. the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate"
2. family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries
3. imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment
2. property subletting is going underground
5. the nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek"
1. the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem
2. people who question what bunker construction has to do with economic reform tend to disappear
3. scientists are working on a way to automate the role of @@LEADER@@
5. the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall
3. citizens brought into court for parking violations are never heard from again
3. life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old"
4. life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old"
2. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
3. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
4. a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation
1. newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else
2. the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million
3. road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work
4. old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore
1. the nation has always been at war with Moltovea
2. citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country
3. one-word headlines are the norm in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ newspapers
1. The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony
3. preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance
3. hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
3. children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school
2. the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived
2. consumers are free to choose - so long as they choose Eckie-Ecola or Eckie-Cola
3. citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental
4. citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental
1. coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops
2. politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address
2. bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters
3. a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order
1. nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines
1. road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans
1. pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers
3. a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations
3. the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone
4. the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone
5. pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy
6. the Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in @@NAME@@
1. citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts
1. restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints
2. bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls
3. embittered former nobles desperately try to cling on to their noblesse oblige and their heads
1. the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture
3. many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace
5. competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents
3. slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration
3. preservative-laden @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium
4. the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare"
1. CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show
2. home renovation shows are increasingly popular
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
5. the only place where one can see the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cherry tree is in a museum
2. playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel
6. there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands
2. citizens are now allowed to discuss whether @@LEADER@@ is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation
1. the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster
2. in musicals everybody's a little bit racist
2. the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation
3. @@LEADER@@'s webseries about the alleged hauntings of @@CAPITAL@@ generates millions of views
4. televangelists often claim they can cure your Lupus if you donate enough money
1. police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds
2. police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
6. hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead"
1. the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption
1. a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to @@LEADER@@
1. marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal
3. the most ambitious parents buy a dozen lottery scratch-cards each week for their kids
1. unemployed town criers cry over their drinks
2. the practice of capital punishment proves divisive
2. there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship
3. atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified
4. the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship
6. luxury condos have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship
7. community centers have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship
2. the nation is @@REGION@@'s leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters
3. psychiatrists bizarrely accompany @@LEADER@@ to meetings with foreign heads of state
1. fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments
2. hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts
3. athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats
4. professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements
5. foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the @@CAPITAL@@ @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ against long odds
4. kindergartens are full of kids dressed as superheroes and princesses
2. prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks
3. kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
2. citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one
3. the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear
1. the fattest folk in @@NAME@@ look to be the happiest ones
1. politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return
3. it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast
1. a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career
1. parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework
5. babies are increasingly seen as a luxury
6. hoping to get pregnant is considered sinful presumption
2. foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Moonshine"
3. alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance
4. alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó
2. attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high
1. no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines
4. international terrorists often get their weapons supply in @@NAME@@
1. a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction
2. the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism
3. government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy
2. there are no more heroes any more
4. psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests
4. it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to @@LEADER@@
2. everybody's got wood thanks to @@LEADER@@
3. reddish-brown is the new black
1. the nation is designated as a welfare recipient under Skandilundian law
3. tanks are being deployed to the Skandilundian border as part of "Operation Ironic Storm"
1. burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside
4. children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists'
1. a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows
3. nose plugs are the latest @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ fashion accessory
1. the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies
3. foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university
1. the police motto is "to protect and not to serve"
2. crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic
4. explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase
1. drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars
3. women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up"
4. women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up"
4. there's a big brother in every prison
2. both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border
1. fish with fish chips have become the new @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ food staple
4. the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. glue production is at an all-time high
1. police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit
2. it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again
1. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
3. adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère
1. the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away
2. unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society
3. veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain
3. the diplomatic corps stinks
4. the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth
2. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
3. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
4. high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers
5. students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50
3. vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments
3. cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them
3. new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps
4. people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up
6. whole-wheat loaves are sold under the counter in brown paper bags
3. politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad
1. Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case
3. the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll
1. foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense
4. card collectors duel to the death
1. grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps
3. people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day"
3. @@LEADER@@ is famed for giving great back rubs
1. ill and injured visitors in @@NAME@@ have to walk it off until they return home
2. healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease
3. foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in @@NAME@@
7. it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes
1. childhood friends of @@LEADER@@ are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense
2. childhood friends of @@LEADER@@ are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense
5. traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation"
2. children are often punished for the sins of the fathers
2. the banshee wail foretells skies of death
3. weather reports simply advise @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ to 'look outside'
2. the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby @@LEADER@@ Pics" has made @@LEADER@@'s mom a celebrity
4. the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness
1. prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present
3. justice is blinding
2. a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of @@LEADER@@
1. the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks
2. military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it
4. the government has been criticized for giving away @@NAME@@'s territory to anyone who claims it
1. lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders
3. the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers
5. nations across the world are quick to praise @@LEADER@@'s good looks and intellectual prowess
1. pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ roads
2. doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license
2. emojis are the soul of wit
4. all the playground's a stage for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ schoolchildren
2. rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers
3. bar brawls are an hourly occurrence
4. bar brawls are an hourly occurrence
1. wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals
4. environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune
2. the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it
3. the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty"
1. cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers
2. stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks
3. strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down
4. education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?"
1. gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away
2. multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors
3. charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses
3. NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people
5. visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers
1. drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients
2. doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality
3. prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments
1. women across the country are tying the knot
3. babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes
4. on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant
1. textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be
3. the world still seems flat to some people in space
1. voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary
2. voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary
3. investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended
4. bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge
1. pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers
1. too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth
2. gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink
2. would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here"
3. cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes
5. the nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes
4. movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens
1. pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit
2. bins outnumber trees in city parks
2. children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary
1. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
2. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
4. glassy-eyed @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command
1. grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them
1. state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping
4. former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones
2. politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional
3. epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent
4. people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs
5. emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires
3. epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer
4. diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach
1. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
2. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
4. the doctor has cold hands
1. government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately
3. product development labs spend most of their money fighting the government's patent infringement lawsuits
1. going on a diet invalidates your passport
4. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
5. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
3. monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ citizenship in droves
4. multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks
1. the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance
2. pocket dialling is a criminal offence
4. there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
1. prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls
3. decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money
1. the entire entry for @@NAME@@ in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'
4. citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious
1. citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers
1. toddler groups have taken over local libraries
2. parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be'
1. people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned
3. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices
4. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices
5. panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet
1. seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma
2. literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts
2. turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint
3. the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves
2. running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training
3. posing for pictures is an integral part of military training
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politicians are often described as having more style than substance
2. at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to @@LEADER@@'s wardrobe
4. the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in @@REGION@@
1. members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names
3. slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in @@NAME@@
2. the secret ingredient is love (and MSG)
3. days begin with afternoon tea
1. children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer
3. children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants
4. the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams
2. carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise
2. it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon
3. the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay
2. theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago
3. there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace
2. former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks
1. the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme
2. prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up
4. there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers
1. roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse
3. military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget
2. factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity
1. warm coats are the hottest trend
3. surf's up and hypothermia's down
1. the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose
2. the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles
3. the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered
2. putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike
1. mechanics are often exhausted by their work
3. when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming
3. sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon
3. if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to @@NAME@@
1. citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint
2. the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war
3. the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war
4. the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere
5. the nation has learned that pulling out is messy
3. there's no such thing as bad publicity
2. costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff
1. supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale
2. frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback
3. state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay
1. being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill
2. the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away
3. garden flower shows rarely smell of roses
4. there is something rotten in the state of @@NAME@@
1. pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts
3. there's no weight to modern politics
3. royal princesses are recognizable by their plastic tiaras
1. most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes
2. the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food
3. the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food
5. nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds
1. the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across @@NAME@@
2. primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit
1. captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship
3. ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain
2. to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase
3. the new biography of @@LEADER@@ is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb"
4. it's illegal to blow things up
3. gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones
2. doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia
3. the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment
4. government doublethinkers have declared that voting is slavery
1. arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets
3. the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies
1. the 'sing-a-long with @@LEADER@@' album is a popular souvenir
2. tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set
3. surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks
4. awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown
5. souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists
6. hordes of tourists are ruining the environment
1. the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence
4. the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory
1. sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations
4. the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice
2. jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration
2. a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA
1. the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen
2. dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375
4. claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense
1. foreign ambassadors never get to see what @@NAME@@ has to offer
3. most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply
2. tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn
3. grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths
4. kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television
1. the new electoral law has been nicknamed 'Jim @@ANIMAL@@'
4. parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang
3. schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate
4. people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns
1. billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are spent to take high-quality photos of the @@ANIMAL@@ Nebula
2. if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ satellites can detect it
3. the government spends billions to protect @@NAME@@ from a disaster that is one in a million
4. the government spends billions to protect @@NAME@@ from a disaster that is one in a million
1. brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries
3. the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries
1. cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes
1. books are often used as kindling
2. parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports
1. the statue in the @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ Plaza has a solar panel for a hat
1. customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high
3. anyone can get ahead in life if they want to
1. there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies
2. the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers
3. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
4. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
5. classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children
6. hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol
1. patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water
4. people forget to eat because they are too busy singing @@LEADER@@'s praises
2. the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying
1. the homeless more often beg for mercy than money
3. tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls
1. patriots insist that size does matter
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
1. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
2. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
3. stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff
4. lobster tastes best when it is red
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
3. apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats
1. peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government policy
2. @@LEADER@@ lights cigars with a hundred-@@CURRENCY@@ bill
3. there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy"
4. slackers at work are told to "crack on with it"
1. a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction
4. claims of miracles are met with calls to eradicate religion as superstitious nonsense
1. the might of the entire @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders
2. autopsies often involve only cursory examination
1. nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked
2. grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving
3. taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days
3. fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second
2. five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars
3. religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs
2. destitute athletes are forced to train in the street
1. roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it
3. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
4. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
3. international trade is a sticky issue
1. ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products
4. citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin
5. citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin
3. chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurants
2. the government loves seeing the little people fight
2. @@CAPITAL@@'s flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space
3. new "Commiserations! It's An Accident!" greetings cards for expectant mothers are selling surprisingly quickly
4. bustling back-alley clinics treat everything from sports injuries to angina
1. criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison
3. the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists
1. basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child
3. posters encourage people to "Just Do It!"
2. fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising
4. paraplegics are told to walk it off
1. terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors
1. most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade
3. extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary
1. employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired
2. there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day
4. supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials
2. the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard
4. the @@CAPITAL@@ Film Festival recently voted '@@DEMONYMNOUN@@ Getting Hit By Football' as best film
2. puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash
3. burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients
1. love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol
4. heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-@@CURRENCY@@ treacle machine
3. women who are caught shoplifting are sent home to their fathers with a patronising pat on the bottom
4. it takes at least three to tango
1. more than one company makes the board game Monopoly
2. a milk bath costs more than bathing in money
2. taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death
3. taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death
2. group hugs break out during floor votes
4. legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak
1. trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews
2. an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety
3. citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones
1. farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land
2. the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me
3. wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests
2. an extra-long museum is being built to house the old border wall
3. refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from
3. many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were
1. hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers
2. hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers
1. engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?"
2. college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper
2. the @@CAPITAL@@ XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle
3. praying before a battle is a court-martial offence
1. many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of @@LEADER@@
3. the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of @@LEADER@@
1. escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'
2. blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic
2. corruption is a game of two halves
1. father-son fishing trips have been banned
2. ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing
3. fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit
1. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
2. people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures
3. young people devote their entire lives to the faith
4. young people devote their entire lives to the faith
6. uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony
1. the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
4. the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts
5. noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across
1. the government considers the rising number of McRonald's fast food restaurants to be great progress
3. it is said that @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ woman's work is never done
4. female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'
3. the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe
4. socialism gives everyone a share of the economy's growing carbon footprint
5. the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work
3. drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough
4. most people learn to drive on crash courses
1. public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
2. nano-@@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are the current fad sweeping the nation
3. pet rocks are sold by the pound
2. the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did
3. young criminals are told they'll go to bed without supper if they do it again
5. farmers trade ploughshares for swords when military sortition puts them in charge of regiments
1. colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation
2. the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery
2. people are bored of easy crossword puzzles
2. foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with @@LEADER@@
2. a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true
5. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
6. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
3. the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches list strained wrists as a common side effect
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches list strained wrists as a common side effect
3. the well-to-do in @@REGION@@ are never on time for important appointments
4. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about @@LEADER@@
3. film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium
1. the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on @@NAME@@
3. garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids
1. "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster
2. students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework
1. the sun now sets on the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Empire
3. the freedom to be free is always just out of reach
2. the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation
3. class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference
3. children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes
4. the nation's iron imports are booming
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
2. religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches)
3. growing infants in a vat is an antiquated concept
2. drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art
1. politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back
3. former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor
1. all @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ live like kings
3. nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls
4. the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely
2. a bureaucratic fight over @@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@IA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations
1. loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt
2. a driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope
3. only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive
3. decongestants have replaced @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ in street transactions
4. there's some really clean windows in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ houses
1. new pests have been imported into @@NAME@@
5. the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free
2. people feel the most alone when among peers
3. people feel the most alone when among peers
2. baiting is a national sport
4. it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?"
1. the government is under the thumb of countless special interests
2. the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice
3. celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process
1. financial investors are noting a boom in artillery
2. police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone
2. signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés
1. faithful allies are always valued
4. it's often raining men (hallelujah) in @@CAPITAL@@
3. a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
4. the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending
1. nobody knows why the caged @@ANIMAL@@ sings
2. the cycle of extinction and rebirth is never ending
3. the old neighbourhood isn't how most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ remember it
4. the national symbol of @@NAME@@ is now always featured on a skewer
2. social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
1. the big red machine has ground to a halt
2. ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals
3. millions are awarded in damages for bad haircuts
1. everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties
2. visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
3. more and more people are signing up for the government party
4. more and more people are signing up for the government party
5. no one is worried about government policies any more
1. young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid
3. genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee
2. there's more vermin than ever on the metro
3. there's no representation without taxation
1. the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris
3. populations of two-headed @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites
4. paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark
4. mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism
1. armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough
3. there's a mortuary next to every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurant
2. political detractors refer to @@LEADER@@ as 'that Bigtopian puppet'
5. a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that @@HE/SHE@@ is in fact a crook after all
1. primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment @@LEADER@@'s hair
4. when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions
3. not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks
1. "What's the Frequency, @@LEADER@@?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels
5. email killed the radio star
6. email killed the radio star
1. phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters
2. little girls are in tears as @@LEADER@@ confiscates their pink princess ballgowns
3. annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous"
2. sales of trenchcoats are on the rise
3. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
4. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
2. rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century
3. small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists
1. the news is showing footage of @@LEADER@@ bullying an old man to the point of tears
3. the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news
2. a degree in @@LEADER@@ Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers
3. critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university
4. a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of @@CAPITAL@@
1. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
2. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
3. photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls
4. tourists call @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ beach towns "the fine coastline"
2. small shoes often wash up on the beach
1. beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings
1. teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects
2. history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students
3. a petition to improve @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks
2. @@LEADER@@ will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges
3. diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left
1. a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order
3. truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill
4. vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase
2. the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production
4. government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You"
1. trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same
2. it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise
3. autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?"
2. angry disenfranchised AIs attempt to hijack the bodies of comatose hospital patients
2. pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches
3. the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby"
4. doctors with dyed hair inform patients via video-link that they must not go against nature
1. more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
3. @@LEADER@@ has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space
2. being @@LEADER@@ has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs
3. most foreigners can't name the leader of @@NAME@@
1. you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg
3. grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer
4. jury duty means front row seats to a spectacular show
1. the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it
2. stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults
1. cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon
4. cows graze until the wolves come home
1. treason is relative
2. soldiers are issued comics about superheroes punching unflattering caricatures of their enemies
3. the army employs a "shoot first, shoot later" policy
4. generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery
5. army pay is to kill and die for
1. the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism
2. the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution
3. @@NAME@@ isn't what it used to be
1. athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society
3. the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition
3. most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears
2. teenagers sit around on their butts all day
4. record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce
2. veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing
3. the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled @@ANIMAL@@
4. the latest superhero movie features a caped @@ANIMAL@@ with adamantium claws
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
1. weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law
2. people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile
3. the military is plagued with unethical researchers
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
1. parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend
2. survivors of attempted maternal infanticide are sentenced to live with their mothers forever
3. infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark
4. it's all quiet on the western front
2. funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room
4. AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable"
7. skyscrapers get built in just days
3. pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks"
2. savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks
2. lottery winners spend most of their money on security
2. proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers
3. signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes
4. the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give
3. East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of @@NAME@@
4. spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins
2. in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism"
1. several inches are being added to first class seating
3. the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans
3. tens of thousands of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ rock the night away at the annual SuperLob
2. diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much
2. the rich and poor vomit into separate bags
2. grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit"
3. foundling babies rarely make it off the doorsteps they are abandoned on
2. sometimes a single pallbearer is all you need
3. shopping comes bagged and tagged
4. some paycheques only arrive every 12 to 24 weeks
2. immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps
1. mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt
5. conflicted @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mamas cry 'cause - if there's one thing they don't need - it's another hungry mouth to feed
6. therapists advise women who are constantly stressed and tired to have another baby
2. the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection
4. unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers
3. environmental legislation occurs cyclically
2. little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas
2. produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'
3. glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines
4. adverts urge @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ to "reach for a ciggy instead of your supper"
5. real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens
2. party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend
5. freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive
3. the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless
1. towns are often run by puppets
1. the new @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage
2. the new @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage
3. autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back
4. space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across @@NAME@@
5. scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space
6. angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes
1. the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations
4. lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms
3. immigration test hopefuls are taught immigrant blood is purple
4. the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi
2. defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires
3. televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees
5. citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations
2. teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool
1. the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem"
1. human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity
1. a PhD just ain't what it used to be
2. the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name
2. the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across @@NAME@@
1. programmers often reinvent the wheel
1. the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand
7. the nation has chosen not to live in interesting times
1. enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice
4. enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice
1. @@LEADER/NAME@@ shot first
2. @@LEADER/NAME@@ shot first
4. @@LEADER/NAME@@ shot first
5. @@LEADER/NAME@@ shot first
1. the roundel of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction
1. the roundel of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction
1. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
2. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
3. they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed
4. international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses
1. the roundel of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction
2. the military has a surprising tolerance for collateral damage
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have become death, the destroyer of worlds
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have become death, the destroyer of worlds
1. rural @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities
2. rural @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities
1. the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!"
1. enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice
1. enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice
2. maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood
1. military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it
1. citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender
2. they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed
3. international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses
1. they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed
1. rural @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities
2. rural @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities
1. @@LEADER@@'s new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success
3. a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing
5. jollity-related fatalities are on the increase
1. law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students
4. prank shows are so hot right now
2. hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted
3. hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted
4. hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms
3. @@NAME@@ isn't the only thing that's falling apart
1. the government hopes austerity will lead to prosperity
2. the @@CURRENCY@@ is said to only have value in antique shops
3. the @@CURRENCY@@ is worth its weight in gold
3. standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets
3. facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy
1. a speech a day keeps climate change away
2. laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
2. the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants
3. relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns
3. brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports
1. recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order
2. it turns out you can teach cats new tricks
1. @@LEADER@@ is called 'Patches' at international summits
5. ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips
1. fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding"
3. sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days
4. calling @@LEADER@@ a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment
2. diplomatic cables about @@LEADER@@ have suddenly been very flattering
1. diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout
2. radiation is a hot topic
3. gift baskets often contain working nukes
2. stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded @@NAME@@ to disarm
3. requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions
3. religion makes people horny
4. religion makes people horny
1. lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws
2. Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts
3. slavers are real nutters
4. economics is a shrinking field
3. the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes
2. penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'
1. travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing
2. vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR
3. vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR
1. pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security
2. foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas
4. citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm
1. returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site
3. new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars
1. the official @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child
2. faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation
1. elected officials who disagree with @@LEADER@@ have a lot of accidents
4. you can represent some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time
5. detrimental health conditions can be a political death sentence
1. metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm
1. @@LEADER@@'s Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army
4. @@LEADER@@'s used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition
5. @@LEADER@@ always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms
1. the government has declared "all your rigs are belong to us"
2. the government enables frack addiction
1. the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up
2. foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take
3. thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks
2. companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name
1. exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies"
3. foreign aid is a seedy business
1. people boast about their low income on their dating profiles
2. tax avoidance is a serious affair
3. unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims
1. beggars lack pockets for spare change
2. the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags
3. government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains
1. voters who forget their name are given a hint
1. soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans
1. half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach
2. the treehouse in @@ANIMAL@@ Park is the tallest building in @@NAME@@
3. birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers
3. nobility is the world's oldest profession
2. calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence
4. gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches
1. the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face
2. rare steaks seem even bluer now
3. political shows are fit for purpose
1. passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life
3. pedants defending @@LEADER@@ observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing
1. old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum
4. community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home
5. jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity
1. political commentators say that @@LEADER@@'s fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped
2. the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas
2. @@CAPITAL@@ has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra
3. delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten
2. the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts"
3. the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers
4. the best defense is a good fence
5. the best defense is a good fence
2. stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash'
3. illegal immigration remains a hot topic
2. digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution
1. business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders
3. the nation is going green
1. the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to
2. feeling like a winner comes at a price
2. army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku
3. the people have taken "Hail @@LEADER@@" as an invitation to lob rocks
4. the media only bothers polling the three most exclusive country clubs in the nation
2. press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause
3. government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents
1. middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians
2. there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety
3. visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage
4. the @@ANIMAL@@ has a hungry look
2. exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted
2. academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs
3. the government prefers to leave the past buried
2. it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans
1. reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians
2. when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!"
3. the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint
1. intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them
4. pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them
1. factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections
2. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
3. endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass
1. coastlines are giant slag heaps
3. work stinks
4. work stinks
2. the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert
1. card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation
2. job security isn't great for professional roulette players
1. guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites
2. cat memes without alt text are now illegal
3. citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account
1. it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves
3. tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker
2. sports club owners are having a moneyball
3. the nation's smallest @@ANIMAL@@ball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch
1. national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings
5. the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people
6. visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination
2. regional governors use national law books as toilet paper
4. meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily
3. families burn @@LEADER@@'s latest official photograph to keep warm
4. @@LEADER@@ has promised 'power to the puppies'
5. @@LEADER@@ has been nicknamed 'Robomop'
4. death camps are euphemistically referred to as "recycling centres"
3. belief that @@LEADER@@ is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high
4. the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track
2. foreign workers are flooding in as @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ flood out
4. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ doors require a Ph.D. to open
2. families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs
4. gated communities have guards to keep their residents in
1. the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers
1. prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet
2. a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills
4. @@LEADER@@ accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients
1. cheese lovers have a case of the bleus
2. even secular @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!"
3. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
4. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
5. school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education
1. the first sword of @@NAME@@ does not run
3. Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year
2. equality looks curiously unequal
1. there's more pink stuff on sale these days
2. an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse
2. bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in
3. the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless
2. restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food
3. orange juice has been renamed yellow juice
2. the army consists of only generals and grunts
4. the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'
4. the government is taking its ball and going home
2. bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives
3. in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho)
4. merchant ships always travel line astern in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ waters
3. government debts are financed through alchemy
4. government debts are financed through alchemy
5. children are disappointed their allowances are no longer convertible to gold
6. children are disappointed their allowances are no longer convertible to gold
1. office microwaves are being replaced by firepits
1. roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards
4. the official government position is that "we didn't see nothin'"
8. @@LEADER@@ knows that some internet activities are strictly solitary (@@EGG@@)
11. @@LEADER@@ has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (@@EGG@@)
1. criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends
4. bewildered tourists help drug cartels hand out food to poor @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
1. contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art
2. artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
4. fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality
2. the internal market is thriving
4. men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly
1. political spontaneity takes a lot of planning
3. people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces
4. injured workers are encouraged to 'stitch themselves up with their bootstraps'
2. you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs
2. @@LEADER@@ has killer fashion sense
1. aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted
2. the hip spot of the season is just over that way
3. all roads lead to @@CAPITAL@@
4. people have stopped going the extra mile
2. official government guidance encourages binge behaviors
1. scientists are not permitted to ask questions
3. unpopular scientists are shunned by name
2. the blood, sweat, and tears of poor @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ make research institutes rich
2. running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate
1. scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays
2. savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations
3. you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs
1. airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism
3. a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles
3. the default state for @@NAME@@ is default
1. the economy's basis is "from each according to his abilities and to each according to their accountants"
3. the only fine art that is valued is the fine art of economic productivity
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ faces have never been brighter
4. the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer
5. the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer
2. living well is no longer the best kind of revenge
4. fake revenge can be served either cold or hot
3. heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents
2. people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating
3. actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs
3. this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's
2. deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails
3. AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth
2. the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer
2. government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors
3. only the richest get to see out of their windows
3. the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect
4. the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect
3. a flying elephant and @@LEADER@@ share the same nickname
4. a flying elephant and @@LEADER@@ share the same nickname
1. prison is a nightmare
3. dream holidays often go awry
2. online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas
3. The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries
3. children grow up believing the sun to be a myth
1. nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths
3. the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market
2. citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met
1. the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons
3. murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ diplomacy is by the book
3. forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations
2. physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques
1. stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues
2. mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'
1. escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky
2. the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air
1. government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos
4. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
5. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
2. the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens
3. one can wake up in @@NAME@@ and have breakfast in Bigtopia
3. children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt
3. white chocolate is neither chocolate nor food
1. hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned
2. playing card suits are sold separately
3. the public are enjoying a royal flush of tax cuts
3. ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack
1. only those who apply can study applied maths
2. the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially
2. highway rest stops are stocking up on fallout scrubbing kits
4. starry-eyed convention goers have their heads in the clouds
3. a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused
3. graffiti artists make up a significant portion of the coal mining population
1. comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized
2. crime pays
3. sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon
2. descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true
1. most people attending churches are maintenance workers
3. companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water
1. daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos
3. the invisible hand of the market has arrived under threat of the visible fist of sanctions
5. bewildered steelworkers cook caviar in the microwave
5. profits are an acceptable way to measure morality
3. street food vendors are accompanied by personal fleets of garbage trucks
1. the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin
2. corporate recruiters have adopted 'at least it's not government work' as their new catchphrase
3. civil servants refuse to enforce government regulations for fear of wider economic impact
1. Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant
1. government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time
3. waste collection professionals have been canned
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rampant corporate plagiarism | |
Gained from:2. copyright laws have been abolished
3. NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests
3. at least 4 unique companies in @@NAME@@ claim to sell Eckie-Cola
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Removed by:2. an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle
1. lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law
2. lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law
4. the legal minefield around ownership of fiction has demolished the publishing industry
5. science fiction invariably depicts socialist societies as Utopian
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remarkably easy parental licensing program | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:1. citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities
3. underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
2. the newest generation of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are nearly clone-like in appearance
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
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Removed by:3. prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children
1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
2. soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy
3. posters encourage people to "Just Do It!"
3. children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi
1. kids these days only have to survive their homework assignments and cafeteria lunches
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restrictive gun laws | |
Gained from:3. the streets are plagued with knife-wielding madmen
2. the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism
2. citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons
3. trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts
3. knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety
4. only criminals carry guns
4. wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons
2. children cry as government officials steal their water pistols
4. staple guns are seen as intrinsically evil
Sometimes gained from:3. married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine
1. cars are banned
1. Harry Potter books are banned
2. Harry Potter books are banned
1. Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
2. public nudity is compulsory
3. nudity is frowned upon
1. political activists are routinely executed
1. the death penalty has been reintroduced
1. the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed
3. thieves are flogged in public for their crimes
1. marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home
2. the nation is completely gun-free
2. all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras
3. citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements
1. it is illegal to make racist remarks in public
1. organ donation is compulsory
2. organ donation rates have hit a new low
2. euthanasia is illegal
3. euthanasia is illegal
1. TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas
1. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
3. the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
1. smoking is banned in public areas
2. an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban
2. the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore
3. shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities
1. the government snoops on private internet connections
2. the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content
3. religious classes are compulsory for all school students
1. newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government
1. radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass
3. angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason
3. citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys
1. torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals
3. people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed
1. Jennifer Government is banned
1. a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders
3. the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular
3. midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency
1. naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure
1. artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common
2. all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material
1. government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest
3. members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians
3. poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment
1. citizens must have a license to operate a computer
2. "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows
3. a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun
4. the government pours millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ into rehabilitation programs annually
2. drunk drivers are sentenced to death
3. all alcohol is banned
3. the judicial system legislates morality
4. the judicial system legislates morality
7. the government has become increasingly militant
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
1. citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling"
1. teachers regularly paddle unruly students
3. the nation is currently revamping its entire education system
4. teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them
2. martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control
2. people talk about things being better when men were men
3. women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners
3. the number of children one can have is restricted by law
1. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
2. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
4. religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment
1. citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise
4. anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst
1. sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes
4. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
5. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
1. a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country
3. recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies
3. people caught mistreating @@NAME@@'s flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain
3. there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates
1. religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else
2. religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else
3. @@NAME@@'s free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand
1. the government spends millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ every year prosecuting spammers
4. the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress
5. crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country
2. citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line
3. all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves
1. all beauty contests have been banned
2. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
3. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
1. motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours
3. cars have been banned
2. citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios
2. an enormous health awareness programme is underway
3. the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives
2. the army's shirt ninja are the most feared assassins in the region
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
2. door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'
3. the education system is famed for its taxing exams
1. graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail
2. Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls
1. citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages
2. drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government
2. the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work
3. motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies
2. Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in @@NAME@@
1. school uniforms are compulsory
6. citizens are grown in vats
1. the studies of art and philosophy are banned
3. only the brainiest citizens become academics
1. retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits
1. students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class
3. government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
4. native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting
2. arbitration is mightier than the sword
5. those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads
2. abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances
5. families are only permitted to have one child
1. the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place
5. there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
2. the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs
2. citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'
1. it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools
2. the teaching of evolution has been banned
5. military service is compulsory
2. record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported
1. phone taps are frequently carried out by the police
1. skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines
2. skateparks can be found in every city
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
2. the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night
4. newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines
2. burglary is widely regarded as the national sport
1. hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in @@NAME@@'s many privately-owned prisons
3. criminals are executed and their property seized
1. high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school
2. children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies
1. citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities
2. children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families
3. all marriages are arranged by the government
1. the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth
3. otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS
1. eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement
3. parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes
1. atheists refusing to attend church are heavily fined by the government
2. women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job
3. mostly women are seen and not heard
4. men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic
1. adultery has been made a capital offence
2. those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed
3. people talk about their libido as if it were an STD
1. historical fiction has been banned
2. it is widely believed that the first citizen of @@NAME@@ was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O'
2. the government is cracking down on subversive groups
1. reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors
3. all news sources are under strict government control
2. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
3. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
4. children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban
2. a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station
3. @@NAME@@'s airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio
4. every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame
6. @@NAME@@'s army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers
2. children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
3. university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts
1. Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content
3. only adults may purchase violent video games
1. immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites
2. Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances
1. citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months
2. blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest
4. jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'
2. the military has quashed a recent coup attempt
3. manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
1. government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples
3. the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions
4. anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined
5. people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'
2. nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure
3. breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace
1. travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs
2. traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways
4. homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel
3. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
4. boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home
6. soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads
7. young girls often attend the same schools as their children
2. illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory
1. rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons
3. the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls
1. crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing
3. every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries
5. @@NAME@@'s heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives
2. child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed
3. homosexuality is a crime punishable by death
1. the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land
3. atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship
3. citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined
1. the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists
2. everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist
3. customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity
4. the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour
1. students who refuse to pray are expelled from school
4. religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds
4. the world outside is only known of in folklore
1. underage drinkers are dragged through the streets and put in the stocks
7. ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka
1. politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes
2. the government has enacted freedom of information
2. most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists
3. swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine
4. women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers
5. women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers
1. foreign nationals are widely distrusted
4. spies caught in @@NAME@@ are never heard from again
1. the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in @@NAME@@
3. spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months
3. drug-related crimes carry the death penalty
1. the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia
3. half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials
2. badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
1. charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial
3. the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience
1. @@FAITH@@ has been named as @@NAME@@'s national religion
4. open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries
5. @@LEADER@@ is the self-declared God of all @@NAME@@
1. immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day
3. religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural
4. all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society
5. property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities
6. the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive
4. chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports
1. frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security
5. aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed
3. homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property
4. citizens who become homeless are immediately executed
3. the booming slave trade is now government-funded
2. citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them
1. parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list
3. all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number
2. the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy
3. tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the @@NAME@@ Blood Tithe
1. a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion
1. fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets
3. raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists
1. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
2. orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children
4. toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense
3. daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories
1. mothers drive their college-graduate children to work
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
2. family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned
3. annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals
4. divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets
5. people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket
6. citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State
7. love is given from each according to their ability but marriage is assigned to each according to their needs
2. popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security"
3. the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry
2. photographers have to apply for a license to photograph @@LEADER@@
3. the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about @@LEADER@@
5. trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'
3. the new hit series "@@NAME@@'s Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country
3. many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight
3. citizens are forbidden from leaving the country
3. the government has begun a crusade against drugs
4. politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public
4. fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
2. anti-tourism militias patrol the borders
1. muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions
4. hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight
1. new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government
2. fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation
4. believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
2. the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
4. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
5. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
4. almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising
5. children spout "@@SLOGAN@@" involuntarily throughout the day
1. many working fathers have never seen their children
1. former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work
2. millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training
4. the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation
6. dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love
4. island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work
2. fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes
1. murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed
2. prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases
2. conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors
3. bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers
3. "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination
4. citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows
3. the poor are quarantined in the inner cities to prevent criminals from entering the suburbs
1. government popup ads are springing up like weeds
2. the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences
5. innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs
2. immigrant herding has become a national pastime
1. it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey
4. computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire
1. families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up
1. all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'
3. the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one
2. the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in @@REGION@@
1. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
2. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
4. citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer
5. there are major delays at immigration checkpoints as travellers are forced to prove they belong to @@FAITH@@
6. any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming
1. prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals
1. noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law
3. fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government
4. fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government
3. mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance
2. daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter
1. rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups
3. street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities
2. there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison
3. every street in the nation contains at least three law firms
1. foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country
3. violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire
2. the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad
3. stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet
3. the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad
5. the youth of today are literally shaped by state ideology
1. pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police
5. chemically brainwashed citizens praise @@LEADER@@'s name on an hourly basis
2. government policy is dictated by @@FAITH@@
5. failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine @@LEADER@@ is punishable by death
2. churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'
3. underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities
2. tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport
3. tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport
5. @@CAPITAL@@ spends billions upgrading public transport
1. fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits
3. unemployed butchers line the streets
3. women are kept out of work but at least dinner is served on time
4. police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters
1. helicopter parenting is on the rise
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
2. government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
2. tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges
3. churches now double as dungeons
2. citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times
4. immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border
2. soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy
2. an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity
1. warfare increasingly resembles a video game
4. anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket
2. even the family pets of Brasilistani insurgents are being put down
3. political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction
1. extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals
2. judges are all-powerful
1. the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together
3. prudishness is on the way out
2. vaccinations are mandatory
3. parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence
4. science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous
1. student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned @@ANIMAL@@ball fields
1. many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses
2. many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses
1. returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion
3. countless government officials are accused of espionage
3. women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the @@TYPE@@
4. video clips of women firing guns are increasingly popular
2. the majority of @@NAME@@'s traffic wardens have been sacked overnight
3. it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated
1. shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals
2. mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past
2. public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned
4. moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned
2. tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet
1. copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper
1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
3. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
4. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
1. homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes
3. entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police
4. prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate
2. parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away
5. the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker
2. the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books
3. blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents
1. hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide
4. food imports have skyrocketed after the recent 'Forage for Food' program severely backfired
4. the nation is under martial law
1. biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse
4. motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts"
5. hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times
6. hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times
3. officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high
3. being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines
1. back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation
3. teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank
4. getting a haircut is a punishable offence
3. foreign governments regularly accuse the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military of war crimes
3. children are expected to carve their own toys
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ political exiles populate the near abroad
3. firing squads regularly execute dissidents
2. children use fake IDs to purchase candy
3. meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise
5. mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
1. school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning
2. school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning
3. citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight
4. all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength
1. confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
2. gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs
3. public shaming is the bedrock of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ society
1. the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud
4. handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders
1. people who have lived their entire lives in @@NAME@@ are shocked to discover that they are not citizens
3. the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass
1. Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to @@CAPITAL@@ to enjoy their national art
1. invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days
4. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices
1. academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks
2. attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging
2. the newest generation of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are nearly clone-like in appearance
1. Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues
1. school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment
2. teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of @@NAME@@
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ schoolgirl uniforms have become alarmingly popular outside @@NAME@@
1. the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results
2. jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes
3. many aides in @@LEADER@@'s office are known to be serial jaywalkers
1. tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'
2. children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist
3. turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'
2. arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes
1. young adults still believe that @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ deliver newborns to expecting parents
1. the last thing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them
2. maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter
4. smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour
2. troublemakers just happen to be reassigned to distant mining operations
3. government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power
1. rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable
3. illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes
3. citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper
5. police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom
2. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
3. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
1. the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists
1. old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime
3. the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@
1. women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft
2. bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters
3. debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
4. drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime
5. opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars
1. adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears
4. oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem
1. videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular
4. children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges
4. science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters
1. hundreds of teenagers die every year at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Hungry Games
3. applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts
2. church and state are inseparable in their influence on education
3. church and state are inseparable in their influence on education
4. educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged
5. social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content
3. @@LEADER@@'s relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will
1. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
2. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
3. all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon
4. failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside
5. government ministers claim to ride dragons to work
1. search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards
2. blind dates tend to result in bruised shins
3. the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder
3. the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media
4. Hide and Seek with Cuddle Bear is the most popular video game in the nation
2. children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes
3. bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity
1. popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs
2. summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police
4. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
6. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
1. government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read
3. when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes
2. entire families swing in the wind at the national gallows
3. entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground
4. unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands
2. libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it
3. modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format
2. doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die
1. the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day
1. urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts
2. no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police
3. the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years
1. careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations
2. all technology must be personally blessed by religious officials before purchase
1. the @@CAPITAL@@ Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District
3. singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland
5. contestants on @@NAME@@'s Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent
1. the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli
3. all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull
1. citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges
1. former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés
2. moonshine has made a resurgence
2. genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons
3. the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers
1. top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists
4. fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose
1. truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail
2. criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids
3. mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom
2. religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools
3. burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime
2. justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag
4. prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences
5. corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters
1. armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools
3. woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random
1. doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion
3. the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation
2. denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
1. visitors to @@NAME@@ are microchipped and must be escorted by @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldier - even to the bathroom
2. heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors
1. fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal
2. pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights
2. sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters
2. the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet
3. beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially
5. disputed territories across @@REGION@@ are being claimed by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ college students
1. six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion
3. taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy
2. journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires
6. prevalence rates of genitourinary infectious disease are inexplicably on the rise
8. policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall
1. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
2. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
1. the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
4. the nation's conservatives are known to favour male escorts
1. the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains
4. death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games
1. immigrants who don't like the taste of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Turnip Chips are immediately deported
3. men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones
2. the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet
2. the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'
3. it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance
4. swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds
1. 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past
4. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
5. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
3. life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up
2. the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days
1. policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'
3. police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints
2. prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers
2. the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes
1. barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the @@CAPITAL@@ Natural History Museum
2. oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys
2. the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ any less frightened
2. sneezing in public is a capital offense
3. adult stores are all sold out of whips
2. disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@'s kindness
5. Scout campfire sing-a-longs tend to focus on the evils of antitrust legislation
1. the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience
4. anti-government demagogues have a devil of a time evading authorities
5. anti-government demagogues have a devil of a time evading authorities
1. 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail
1. officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists
2. tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian
1. citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins
1. foreign musicians that @@LEADER@@ dislikes are turned away at the border
2. dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia
1. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
2. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
3. homophobia is off the menu
4. seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals
1. East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'
3. the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea
2. blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love
3. libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments
2. citizens who don't recite the Pledge of @@NAME@@ at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list
3. citizens who don't recite the Pledge of @@NAME@@ at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list
3. swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays
1. military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets
3. anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death
6. the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery
4. it is unwise to be a poet even if things rhyme and you don't know it
2. statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty
4. racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are unrivalled in obstacle courses
4. the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'
4. many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward
5. many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward
1. a serf by any other name works just as hard
1. people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support @@LEADER@@
3. it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
1. Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame
3. children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later
2. more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself
3. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
4. shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations
2. stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence
3. fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police
2. the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
1. broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business
3. solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers
1. scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards
3. the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses
4. the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors
1. five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes
5. it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads
2. parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars
3. chests full of green leaves dumped into the harbor have many murmuring against the government
1. autocrats are persona non grata
3. the Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks
1. stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings
3. songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti
2. an eye for an eye leaves @@NAME@@ blind
2. there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services
1. police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement
2. police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement
3. pledging just four hours of spare time to police work earns a named credit on the government's official website
4. on streets of broken glass people are being murdered for their faith
4. Air @@NAME@@ tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel
2. undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected
4. urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns
2. boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register
3. fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall
2. any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property
3. exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage
2. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage
3. credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government
1. bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination"
1. sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors
1. translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates
4. traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns
3. youth call each other types of vegetables in lieu of government-banned racial insults
1. black tea is only available on the black market
1. police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly
2. the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets
1. sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor
3. there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes
1. the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news
1. those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans
1. burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms
3. a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus
3. people spend a lot on hair and nails
4. people spend a lot on hair and nails
4. doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures
3. military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts
1. surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'
3. clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos
3. @@ANIMAL@@-wagons to @@CAPITAL@@ are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads
2. dissidents' perp walks are repeatedly shown during prime time television
1. politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them
2. unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place
1. Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion
2. you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns
2. telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm
3. rubber stamp emojis are the new craze
2. good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to @@LEADER@@
4. cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced
1. the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage
4. women who miscarry have their death-masks displayed in the Wax Museum's "Sociopaths and Serial Killers Exhibit"
5. women who miscarry have their death-masks displayed in the Wax Museum's "Sociopaths and Serial Killers Exhibit"
2. the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest
4. straitjackets are a common religious garb
2. a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal
3. ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes
3. teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season
4. women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to
3. sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons
5. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
6. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
1. it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle
4. sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers
1. death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary"
2. the government would rather execute a hundred innocent men than let one guilty one appeal a verdict
4. Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location
3. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
4. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
2. creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project
2. knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy
3. asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist
1. @@LEADER@@'s Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments
2. politicians tend to favor bombastic speeches and kissing babies now that they've been banned from social media
2. conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors
1. the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances
2. hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success
1. the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them
5. adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them
4. street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood
1. the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods
1. the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary
2. one of the most popular models in @@NAME@@ has a scarred face and one working eye
4. women should never trust a man who turns up to a first date with an open bottle in his hand
2. chocolate in @@NAME@@ has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers
3. illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market
1. the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service
5. it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm
2. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
3. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
3. drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork
1. dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers
1. members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods
1. on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life
2. citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals
1. parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables
3. the new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock
2. a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service
3. judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most
4. the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted
5. the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate"
1. frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant
3. citizens brought into court for parking violations are never heard from again
1. 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists
2. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
3. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
2. citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country
3. one-word headlines are the norm in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ newspapers
1. The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
6. they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result
1. even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog
2. fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers
3. the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs
2. a stitch in time could see you serving nine
3. schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit
1. citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts
3. street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by
1. amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings
1. the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture
3. many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace
1. children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts
3. the New @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms
3. slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration
1. CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show
1. drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web
1. a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony
4. politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe"
1. theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good
3. God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone
1. all screens are equal but some are more equal than others
4. televangelists often claim they can cure your Lupus if you donate enough money
3. cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling
2. bilingual @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are viewed with suspicion
2. hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework
4. frat-house partying has become the national pastime
4. foreign envoys that want to visit @@NAME@@ now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones
2. the practice of capital punishment proves divisive
5. the only religious freedom citizens have is which religion they want to oppress them
4. hazmat suits are a common @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ garb
1. women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested
2. human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise"
1. elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens
2. prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks
4. it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left
1. metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach
4. hunters often become the hunted
3. it's scientifically provable that @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ guys don't know how to make a woman happy
3. beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol
1. deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent
2. student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come
3. just as students finish their homework it's time for school
6. hoping to get pregnant is considered sinful presumption
1. interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories"
4. photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué
4. children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists'
2. police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave
2. the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street
3. foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university
1. uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist
2. nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization
4. children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets
1. wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them
4. explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase
2. advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore
3. traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon
1. Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike
2. the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons
3. the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons
4. there's a big brother in every prison
5. rock and roll involves rolling literal rocks in prison
1. anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away
3. pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security
4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
1. police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit
3. only "purebloods" are allowed in the nicer parts of town
3. veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain
1. commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains
5. leakers release information by etching graffiti on bathroom stalls
1. elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation
5. students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50
2. foreign visitors who show an interest in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politics are immediately deported
4. insolent whistleblowers receive their just desserts on deserted isles
1. internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing @@LEADER@@ to cartoon bears
4. army regiments supporting different football teams are a frequent cause of friendly fire incidents
1. caroling is considered a public disturbance
2. news headlines usually include p-values
4. light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment
3. female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers
4. women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up
7. it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes
1. obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals
3. foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities
4. @@LEADER@@'s new office has a propensity to catch on fire
2. it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable
3. tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors
2. hell is not always other people
3. justice is blinding
1. the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat
1. lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders
1. pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ roads
2. doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license
1. some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them
4. environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune
3. the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty"
4. education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?"
1. getting a blood transfusion from @@A@@ @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ entitles a foreigner to citizenship
3. at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound
1. money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them
2. politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts
3. NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people
4. animated paperclips interrupt word processing to remind you they are just automated tip-tools
2. doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality
1. prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos
1. women across the country are tying the knot
4. on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant
2. it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language
3. the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters
3. screenwriters and actors seem to be in short supply these days
5. Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned
1. victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians
2. gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink
3. the current TV ratings hit is "Keeping Up With The @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@"
2. would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here"
2. schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ seem to be catching more chills
1. pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit
1. kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named"
4. women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets
1. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
2. thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors
3. the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass"
4. glassy-eyed @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command
2. garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts
3. couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens
3. epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent
1. one does not simply walk into the tundra
2. cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles
1. you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule @@NAME@@ but at least the trains run on time
2. judicial torture is outsourced overseas
1. dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies
2. dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies
1. going on a diet invalidates your passport
4. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
5. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
2. pocket dialling is a criminal offence
2. single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans
5. frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it
3. decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money
2. many believe that @@LEADER@@'s head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it
4. citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious
1. toddler groups have taken over local libraries
2. parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be'
3. the love has gone in @@NAME@@
3. punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up
1. trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams
2. citizens compete to guess the time between the royal lady's contractions
3. state media insists that @@LEADER@@ is the most fashionable leader in @@REGION@@
2. the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake
1. members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names
3. slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in @@NAME@@
4. it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman
4. everyone apparently sends @@LEADER@@ hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child
2. it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon
4. the term "Native @@DEMONYMNOUN@@" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority
2. the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays
1. serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed
3. jaywalking will put an end to a family tree
2. prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up
4. there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military
1. roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse
2. children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it
2. the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks"
1. every day's an auto-de-fé day
2. anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased
4. the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation
2. it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from @@LEADER@@'s childhood
3. jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians
1. pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts
3. there's no weight to modern politics
1. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
2. young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield
4. helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage
5. saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense
1. most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes
1. the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across @@NAME@@
3. female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs
4. the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms
3. hit TV comedies "The Big Government Theory" and "Young @@LEADER@@" have high ratings but low quality
1. captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship
3. ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain
2. to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase
1. insanely good theatre productions face government censorship
2. etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'
1. both injustice and force-feeding are sticking in the craw of hunger-striking suffragettes
2. women are reassured that they're being oppressed for their own good
1. studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done"
3. choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?"
1. wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code
3. new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark
4. new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark
1. the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers
2. a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA
4. claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense
3. grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths
1. engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy
2. sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street
1. a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows
3. the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of @@CAPITAL@@" has been described as a real blow for entertainment
4. once-vitriolic celebrity chefs are now known for giving encouraging hugs to aspiring cooks
5. Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget
2. the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag
2. parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports
2. girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes
3. anyone can get ahead in life if they want to
1. there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies
3. you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party
5. classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children
6. hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol
4. people forget to eat because they are too busy singing @@LEADER@@'s praises
1. forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies
3. Bambi has been banned
1. the homeless more often beg for mercy than money
3. tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls
1. the collars keep falling off pet snakes
1. courses on ornithology and apiology are surprisingly popular
1. patriots insist that size does matter
3. there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance
2. withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
2. teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty
5. exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end
3. @@LEADER@@ claims to know what infants are thinking
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ husbands are dead good at fathering kids
3. millions of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are excellent swimmers
2. it is written that heretics die and @@LEADER@@ laughs
1. nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked
2. government statistics suggest 115% of the population love @@LEADER@@
1. old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones
3. taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days
2. children usually cry on their first day of school
3. children usually cry on their first day of school
4. favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips
1. frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines
2. end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang
3. teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology
1. the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment
3. sprinters achieve their personal bests only when the Olympic Team recruiters come calling
1. male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed
5. catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming
1. giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls
1. people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size
1. holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year
4. overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters
1. public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity
2. most towns have their @@LEADER@@ High School located on @@LEADER@@ Street
2. jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies
4. teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years
2. first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one
2. fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising
3. some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight
4. police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers
3. extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary
1. employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired
2. there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day
1. citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason
4. the @@CAPITAL@@ Film Festival recently voted '@@DEMONYMNOUN@@ Getting Hit By Football' as best film
1. heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of @@NAME@@
1. love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol
2. the only women behind bars are barmaids
3. women who are caught shoplifting are sent home to their fathers with a patronising pat on the bottom
1. the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder
2. the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder
2. taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death
3. taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death
2. an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety
3. citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones
1. newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'
3. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
4. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
5. the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine
1. farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land
2. the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me
3. wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests
1. the sun rises an hour later on border communities
4. pieces of groundhog occasionally rain from the sky near the border
1. museum employees look down on short people
3. praying before a battle is a court-martial offence
2. it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day
1. escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'
3. colonial subjects have @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ culture shoved down their throats
1. citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down
3. being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism
4. the government has swiped left on the whole internet
1. devotion to God is only skin-deep
2. religious households enthusiastically use whips in private
4. kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school
5. kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school
4. female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'
3. the only violent vigilantes are the ones in police uniforms
3. drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough
2. anyone interested in the stock market is investigated
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
1. families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country
2. people are bored of easy crossword puzzles
3. pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits
3. constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths
2. a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true
3. citizens who don't follow @@FAITH@@ are closely monitored for signs of self-harm
5. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
6. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
1. funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals
1. EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise
3. the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain
1. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun
3. a new "thought police" branch is being developed
4. even snitches get stitches
5. citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping
2. works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures
3. statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families
4. pregnant women make easy targets
3. babysitters are a thing of the past
4. the tobacco industry has burnt out
1. flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists
1. boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard
3. children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes
1. gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood
2. gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood
4. gay men commonly complain about their time of the month
5. homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality
2. hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
1. masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery
3. men stare at wall-pictures of @@LEADER@@'s face when they visit public urinals
3. police nightsticks see use all day long
1. property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings
3. the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All"
1. loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt
1. the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners
1. there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days
2. the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room"
1. there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows
4. it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?"
1. the government is under the thumb of countless special interests
3. celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process
4. it turns out that the government can have your guns by prying them out of your warm living hands
1. newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names
2. signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés
3. shaking a stone out of your shoe is considered to be dangerously risqué
4. adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters
5. heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return
1. prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping
3. confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges
5. the incidence of wrist sprains is falling
1. anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves
3. people make a career out of medical voyeurism
3. diaper sales are up
4. red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair
2. state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute @@LEADER@@'s portrait
3. left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks
1. wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles
4. the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic
3. genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee
3. former slaves are free to be oppressed
4. only persecuted professionals need apply for asylum
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are
1. getting an autograph has become harder than ever
3. people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled
4. people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled
4. when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions
3. children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'
4. children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'
1. nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more
3. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
4. baseball caps are the new fashion trend
4. loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly
2. blessed are the meek for they have been beaten into submission
3. the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita
2. small shoes often wash up on the beach
2. rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay
3. pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked
1. a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order
1. nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue
1. children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
2. minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one
3. small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is
2. super-powered zombies parade through the streets of @@CAPITAL@@
3. the youth vote is only counted when kindergarten teachers ask who drew the best picture
2. pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches
3. the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby"
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
1. in court almost every witness is a hostile witness
1. lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs
4. jury duty means front row seats to a spectacular show
3. the holiday spirit must not be taken to the max
2. stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults
4. begun the Clone Wars have
3. the army employs a "shoot first, shoot later" policy
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cut of Apocalypse Now sets the helicopter scene to eerie silence
3. a lot of glass windows have needed replacing recently
4. proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger
4. frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion
1. children seem to be getting better at lying these days
3. the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition
1. students do more community service than homework
3. people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service
4. record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce
1. the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans
1. dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor
3. kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings
6. immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border
4. gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours
2. survivors of attempted maternal infanticide are sentenced to live with their mothers forever
3. unwilling fathers wish they had looked for a late-night pharmacy
1. soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers
2. military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**
3. infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark
1. ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses
2. funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room
1. the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force
2. battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out
3. a soldier's body is a temple
4. a soldier's body is a temple
5. a soldier's body is a temple
6. a soldier's body is a temple
7. skyscrapers get built in just days
2. lottery winners spend most of their money on security
3. signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes
4. the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give
2. the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to @@NAME@@" on tails
2. school lockers are filled with fancy underwear
2. postcards from @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ driving test centres are popular souvenirs
3. people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time
5. people are always able to look each other in the eye
1. family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off
2. the recently bereaved have plenty of time to mourn during their incarcerations
4. Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead
3. engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats
4. engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats
5. you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally
6. you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally
2. diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much
5. the only trips @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are allowed to take are the ones caused by hallucinogens
1. flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor
2. grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit"
1. the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead
3. exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands
1. mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt
1. pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card
1. the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice
1. adulthood begins with the creation of an email account
5. getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults
1. little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police
4. Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble @@LEADER@@'s enigmatic grin
1. twelfth-generation @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are deported for not knowing @@LEADER@@'s childhood nickname
3. immigration test hopefuls are taught immigrant blood is purple
4. the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi
1. defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were
3. @@LEADER@@ is considering changing the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag to one with more glitter
1. parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park
3. the full weight of the law is being applied against hate speech
1. the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem"
3. urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate
2. children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name
3. professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials
4. the full title of Hon @@LEADER@@ Vcte Mgve MF @@TYPEINITIALS@@@@NAMEINITIALS@@LM GC@@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@E runs to several pages
3. tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends
2. government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised"
3. using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges
3. it takes a village to catch a criminal
2. maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood
1. police are saying "bye book" to "by the book"
2. police are saying "bye book" to "by the book"
2. parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset
4. red fabric is banned
5. jollity-related fatalities are on the increase
2. class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation
4. every political party claims that their platform is based on divine revelation
4. heavily stoned police officers are unsure whether the recent directive to 'clean up the streets' means arresting drug dealers or hosing down the sidewalk
3. criminals are really screwed
1. asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes
2. racehorses move a lot slower these days
4. Big Belly is watching you
4. engineers are reinventing the wheel
2. girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag
2. the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend
3. students spend the school year learning how great the education system is
4. overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers
3. requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions
2. soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them
4. nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents
3. religion makes people horny
4. religion makes people horny
3. slavers are real nutters
2. penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'
1. there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality
2. teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones
2. faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation
1. you can tell when @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving
3. neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise
1. paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs
1. citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions
3. the only film released this month was "Prayervengers: Heresy War"
5. science fiction is seen as the leading cause of mental breakdowns
2. tax avoidance is a serious affair
2. some voters are required to show a minimum of four forms of identification
3. requests for password resets peak during election season
2. quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces
1. aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds
2. men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them
3. parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs
3. gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting
3. man-love is banned in the name of His love
1. TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews
3. the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long
3. delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten
1. the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus
3. maximum security @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ subway stations inspire prison systems around the world
1. even God cannot save you in @@NAME@@
3. illegal immigration remains a hot topic
1. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
2. the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens
3. those who cut young children are told to cut it out
2. greenhouses are regularly raided by the police
2. doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen
3. doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen
2. a mayoral candidate backed by @@LEADER@@ recently won re-election with 110% of the vote
1. middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians
2. there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety
3. politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists
2. twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes
3. expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion
4. tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace
3. work stinks
4. work stinks
2. cat memes without alt text are now illegal
1. it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves
3. Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots
3. asking a friend if they like watermelons is a potentially criminal act
2. children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion
4. netizens fiercely argue over who loves @@LEADER@@ more
3. foreign ambassadors are accused of stealing @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ jobs
4. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ doors require a Ph.D. to open
4. gated communities have guards to keep their residents in
1. citizens can freely debate whether @@LEADER@@ is a great leader or the greatest leader
3. songs of praise to @@LEADER@@ are filled with coded messages from the resistance
5. you can't spell society without CIS
3. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
4. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
2. ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday
1. building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure
3. the banhammer is a standard police sidearm
1. slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms
4. the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'
1. safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas
9. @@LEADER@@ hands out warnings to mods who don't deliver enough danishes (@@EGG@@)
2. charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police
4. charity workers were first up against the wall when the time came
1. contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art
1. citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles
2. citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles
3. athletes are renowned for being the best at maths
4. athletes are renowned for being the best at maths
1. what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans
4. men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly
2. you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs
1. edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang
2. all music has been banned
1. aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted
3. school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements
1. scientists are not permitted to ask questions
2. running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate
1. the government invades its allies more than its enemies
4. loudmouthed journalists are given the chop
3. new research always seems to support government initiatives
2. animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands
5. research facilities are colloquially referred to as "chop shops"
3. AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth
2. newborn babies can only be discharged from maternity wards during daylight hours
4. restless leg syndrome sufferers live under constant fear of arrest
1. kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion
4. stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances
5. they say marriage really does shorten your life
2. in the pink ghetto (on the cold and grey @@CAPITAL@@ morn) women promise no child will be born
1. citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive
3. young people never forget their first roommate — no matter how much counselling they have
1. enterprising game developers are a hop, skip, and a double-jump away from arrest
3. dream holidays often go awry
1. faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers
3. no-one ever lasts longer than a week on a life support machine
1. Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers
2. senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny
3. back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats
4. claims adjusters are uselessly vague
3. murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated
3. talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses
4. molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public
1. medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak
3. white chocolate is neither chocolate nor food
2. modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days
3. WhoTube speedrunners always have at least one viewer
4. demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other
3. arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve
2. retirees make up the bulk of foreign students
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them
2. those awarding peace prizes to @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ find themselves in pieces
3. bug burgers are extra crunchy
1. smart fridges sing the praises of @@FAITH@@ for fear of being iced
1. old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation
3. afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm
1. the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'
4. hospitals have unveiled new guidelines suggesting that latex gloves do not count as clothing
1. the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin
1. self defense is just as despicable as armed robbery
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Removed by:4. a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'
3. ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime
1. gun ownership is compulsory
2. citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns
4. citizens are expected to be armed at all times
3. it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles
4. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'
3. the arms industry is strictly regulated
1. @@NAME@@ is renowned for its lax gun laws
3. main battle tanks stalk the woods of @@NAME@@ in search of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
2. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
3. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
2. the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled @@NAME@@ with a very polite populace
3. bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'
1. the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels
1. anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade
5. games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting
4. farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting
1. the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy"
2. owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams
3. banned objects are regularly legalized if they've been successfully stolen from the government
2. mass shootings have become the new normal
3. road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work
1. no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines
4. international terrorists often get their weapons supply in @@NAME@@
4. people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns
1. hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers
2. hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers
2. every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed
Sometimes removed by:3. elections have been outlawed
4. same-sex marriages are increasingly common
1. cars are banned
3. the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller
4. the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller
2. the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru
3. the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist
1. citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked
2. the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs
2. extreme political groups are outlawed
2. @@NAME@@'s children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region
3. it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs
1. military spending is on the increase
2. employers may fire workers without giving any reason
1. the government is reining in public spending
2. all recreational drugs are legal
1. kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles
1. surveillance cameras are banned
1. it is illegal to make racist remarks in public
2. the tenet of free speech is held dear
2. military spending recently hit a new high
3. a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate
2. genetic researchers have been expelled
2. organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region
1. college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys
1. euthanasia is legal
2. the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles
3. the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit
1. punitive tariffs protect local industry
1. polygamy is legal
4. there have been reports of people marrying housepets
2. genetic research has been halted
3. genetic research has been halted
3. eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas
1. the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees
3. anti-government web sites are springing up
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
2. elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume
2. torture is illegal
2. Jennifer Government is a bestseller
1. a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders
2. refugees from other nations are flocking to @@NAME@@'s border
2. leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks
2. streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all
3. nude art is becoming wildly popular
1. homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities
2. "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows
5. the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy
2. citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits
1. child labor has been outlawed
1. rioting and unrest sweep the nation
1. sex changes are routinely performed at @@NAME@@'s hospitals
3. the government is avowedly secular
4. city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people
1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
3. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
4. a vast monorail network carries people all over the country
1. murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows
2. soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers
2. scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway
3. televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events
2. computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails
3. computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails
3. all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves
1. traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways
2. the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting
4. Max Barry is this year's Miss @@NAME@@
2. new urban roads are threatening city parks
1. sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high
3. government-run brothels can be found on every street corner
1. a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect
3. graffiti graces every city's streets
2. foreigners are treated with great suspicion
1. 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink
3. reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up
1. the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril
1. programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours
2. students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas
1. human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants
3. traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu
2. suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence
5. immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ pensions
2. there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'
1. large sections of @@NAME@@ have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there
5. a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world
1. abortions are routinely performed in @@NAME@@'s hospitals
3. abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics
4. abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics
1. the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place
1. shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves
3. zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets
3. biology and religious education classes have recently been merged
4. children are sent to either religious or secular schools
1. parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads
2. it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws
3. the government has legalised small-scale capitalism
2. skateparks can be found in every city
1. nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths
2. convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes
3. students in @@NAME@@'s schools rarely attend their classes
1. the government seizes the property of the recently deceased
2. almost half of the child population live rough on the streets
1. many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses
2. voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot
2. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
3. the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape
1. the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS
1. the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned
2. the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes
2. the government is spending billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment
1. business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace
4. @@NAME@@ is notorious for its citizens' infidelity
3. history classes are mandatory for students
1. 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of @@NAME@@'s radio stations
1. the military struggles with recruitment
1. @@NAME@@'s fine wines are renowned throughout the region
3. GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol
2. the children of @@NAME@@ are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence
3. the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet
4. jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
3. government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters
3. manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job
3. the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
2. the @@NAME@@ Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'
1. female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast
1. travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs
2. traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways
3. the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country
4. homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel
1. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
2. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
4. piracy is the nation's most popular pastime
2. anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper
2. crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed
1. an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents
2. radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion
6. the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points
4. a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled
1. nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers
1. the government has cautiously opted to support women's suffrage
2. new laws have paved the way for female politicians
3. opening doors for ladies is never seen as misogynistic
2. 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song
1. the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia
2. recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable
4. military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design
5. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
6. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
2. innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury
2. the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one
2. racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle
3. the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age
4. the wreckages of bombed planes that litter @@NAME@@ are highly popular tourist destinations
2. employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers
2. @@ANIMAL@@ is one of the most popular forenames in @@NAME@@
2. violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner
3. raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists
3. mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights
1. teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing"
3. the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime
1. inter-species marriages are ignored by the government
1. the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The @@CAPITAL@@ Times is sold out
1. photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in @@LEADER@@'s bedroom
4. kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun"
1. the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists
2. anti-tourism militias patrol the borders
1. fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country
3. clothed men and nude women illustrate the stark contrasts in the nation's equality laws
2. the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event
3. national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'
3. prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children
3. unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave
1. aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'
3. the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing
3. condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed
1. military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'
2. immigrants flood the job queues as discrimination in the workplace makes a staggering comeback
2. cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates
1. prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail
3. criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear
1. teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers
1. droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police
2. the nation leads @@REGION@@ in per capita stalking
3. the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen
1. soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers
6. shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity
3. murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution
1. teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet
3. people eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare
2. most people suffer from some form of hearing loss
1. the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers
2. retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals
3. children play Capture the Flag and Capture the Bigtopian General Staff at summer camps
1. pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police
4. the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion
1. birth rates have hit an all-time low
1. children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet
4. bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms
3. soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear
4. soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear
1. men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues
1. mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field
2. mollycoddled youths run the country
1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
1. the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan
2. the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen
4. the national water supply has entered detox
3. listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases
2. discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal
3. prudishness is on the way out
1. thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses
3. Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room
1. army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers
2. the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in @@CAPITAL@@ for fear of causing a fuss
2. the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers
3. the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters
1. fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism
1. citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins
2. political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations
1. census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in @@NAME@@ after the ban on emigration was lifted
3. emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration
3. 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office
2. EpiPen sales have skyrocketed
3. a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit
1. late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
3. the travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas
3. stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents
1. disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown
2. bris parties are all the rage
3. teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank
2. village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament
1. acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings
1. country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized
3. the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers
3. groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol
2. census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump
1. whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Embarrassments
2. the constant playing of Merry Birthday on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity
4. the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs
2. a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants
1. animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs
4. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
5. the new @@ANIMAL@@ Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls
4. young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts
3. visions of giant pink @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are a common side effect after @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ eat their meals
1. every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry
3. couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics
1. former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades
4. sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes
4. children often leave school with more diagnoses than qualifications
3. military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods
2. maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter
1. belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'
2. crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead
1. @@CAPITAL@@'s main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight
3. the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight
2. politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's @@CURRENCY@@ reserves
2. witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials
3. young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery
4. no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed
3. debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace
2. @@LEADER@@'s new android secretary is the latest media darling
3. robosexual marriages are increasingly common
2. commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all
3. sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside
2. teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries
1. crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence
3. tourists visit @@NAME@@ to mass-moon @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politicians
4. the bum of @@LEADER@@ has been voted the most recognisable in @@NAME@@
2. the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards
5. government ministers claim to ride dragons to work
1. every week is blindness awareness week
3. dining out often involves @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ on the plate no matter what you order
1. claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges
3. exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles
5. exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles
3. fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in
3. when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes
1. nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers
1. economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society
1. the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions
4. according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color
5. only @@LEADER@@'s friends count in the eyes of the government
4. it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ resumés
4. funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience
2. they say that @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ made a dessert and called it peace
3. bars are packed at all hours
1. for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs
2. teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough
3. young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute
4. the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence
1. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ incessantly needle their doctors for relief
2. raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing
1. children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet
4. political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions
1. lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work
3. not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric
1. former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom
2. recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water
1. @@LEADER@@'s peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide
2. heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors
3. out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies
4. visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes
1. fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal
2. pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights
3. t-shirts displaying a photo of @@LEADER@@ performing the Full-Monty are selling out
4. they say that @@LEADER@@'s personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia
1. counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients
3. conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies
1. lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers
1. livestock mutilations are on the rise
1. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
2. no one born in @@NAME@@ can fix a leaky faucet
1. rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes
2. the country is littered with broken homes
2. RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
3. respect is something that is typically forced rather than earned in @@NAME@@
7. international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty
3. men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones
1. in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
4. pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace
2. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
3. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
1. school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students
3. the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee
4. the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo
1. squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal
3. cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting
1. the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly
3. people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids
2. the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property
1. cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors
3. it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it"
1. the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis
4. citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas
4. the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions
1. the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door
1. the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings"
1. no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium
4. atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power
2. tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash
3. truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned
2. school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel
3. home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks
3. terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports
2. the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters
4. citizens have a tough time telling the difference between jeans and genes
1. morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom
3. the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands
1. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
2. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
3. homophobia is off the menu
2. cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high
1. many marriages go virtually unconsummated
3. robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones
4. young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo
3. ten thousand @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund
1. citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets
3. death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing
2. official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels
2. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
3. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
3. the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon"
4. freed serfs and former nobles exchange awkward glances in the produce aisle
2. almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme
4. pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship
3. Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies
4. Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies
2. bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons
1. convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing
2. foreign despots proudly bandstand on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ airwaves
1. supervisors in @@NAME@@ commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence
3. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
4. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
2. confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle"
1. everyone hates people who encourage hate
5. the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming
1. a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League
1. the dartboard at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of @@LEADER@@'s face
3. intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits
1. lending money has become a major liability
3. the government's stance on marriage is 'Let @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ marry themselves'
2. the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award
3. unemployed judges can be found squatting in abandoned courthouses
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns
3. machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter
2. kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes
4. immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs
2. the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'
2. open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost
1. saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech
1. sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed
1. airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory
3. politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech
3. toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters
4. the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools
1. internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech
3. new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending @@LEADER@@"
3. under doctor's orders @@LEADER@@ is going on a diet and abolishing capital punishment
5. nobody is forced to join the armed forces
4. it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers
3. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. government employees from @@NAME@@ dominate international lumberjack competitions
4. visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering
1. the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning
2. the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest
3. superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit
1. police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers
4. hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport
3. old age is the nation's leading method of execution
5. the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons
4. escalators are avoided at all costs
1. internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography
3. restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics
3. executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist
4. the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some
2. the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches
3. the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches
4. ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV'
1. the tightness of border controls in @@NAME@@ leave a little to be desired
3. short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants
2. the comic book series '@@LEADER@@ and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller
2. retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long
2. crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop
3. from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in @@NAME@@
2. mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry
4. people still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five
1. war criminals are given full state funerals
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors
1. the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem
2. people who question what bunker construction has to do with economic reform tend to disappear
3. life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old"
4. life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old"
4. a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation
3. movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise
3. preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
3. citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental
4. citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental
1. nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines
1. road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans
2. street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner
3. embittered former nobles desperately try to cling on to their noblesse oblige and their heads
2. wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps
2. Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy
4. many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch
5. the only place where one can see the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cherry tree is in a museum
2. ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen
3. catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience
4. career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins
5. the state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins
2. citizens are now allowed to discuss whether @@LEADER@@ is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation
2. in musicals everybody's a little bit racist
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
1. a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to @@LEADER@@
3. terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban
1. marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal
1. many friends and relatives of @@LEADER@@ have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations
1. ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box
4. the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship
4. kindergartens are full of kids dressed as superheroes and princesses
4. politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament
5. politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament
3. kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers
1. metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach
2. citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one
1. the fattest folk in @@NAME@@ look to be the happiest ones
2. Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in @@NAME@@
2. social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians
1. sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming
2. sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming
3. heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent
2. attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high
3. schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"
4. photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué
4. psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests
2. everybody's got wood thanks to @@LEADER@@
1. burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside
3. a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for @@ANIMAL@@ sacrifices
4. national magistrates in @@CAPITAL@@ are overwhelmed with cases of petty larceny and attempted witchcraft
5. merriment is might when jesters come calling with puppets in the night
3. nose plugs are the latest @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ fashion accessory
1. the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies
1. former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins
3. boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'
3. even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love
4. children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets
2. both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border
2. it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again
2. unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society
2. politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@
3. cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them
2. the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments
4. hospitals in @@NAME@@ are too busy serving the needs of @@REGION@@ to see @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
1. obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals
2. the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby @@LEADER@@ Pics" has made @@LEADER@@'s mom a celebrity
1. the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item
1. prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present
3. justice is blinding
3. the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers
1. pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ roads
2. doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license
3. a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street"
1. gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away
1. the same @@POPULATION_VALUE@@ social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with @@LEADER@@'s every word on Twitcher
5. visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers
1. drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients
1. babies are a small but significant export
2. children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary
1. state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping
4. former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones
2. children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is
3. folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain
4. Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges
5. emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires
1. powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents
1. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
2. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
2. police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
1. young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves
3. couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten
4. couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten
4. traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers
5. traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers
3. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices
1. members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names
2. most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments
1. citizens all over @@NAME@@ squeal in delight at the return of pockets
2. citizens all over @@NAME@@ squeal in delight at the return of pockets
3. people fake illnesses for the chance to wear clothes in hospital
2. incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables
2. former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks
1. the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme
1. a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa
1. warm coats are the hottest trend
1. enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity
3. there's no such thing as bad publicity
1. the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'
2. it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from @@LEADER@@'s childhood
2. light entertainment isn't dead
2. cigarettes are dead-cheap
1. women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands
3. surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks
3. voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low
3. women can do what they like if they do what they are told
4. parents tell their little girls that violence is sometimes the answer
5. parents tell their little girls that violence is sometimes the answer
2. jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration
3. new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark
4. new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark
3. hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have
3. most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply
4. parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries
1. cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes
1. customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high
2. the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers
1. a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation
1. patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water
3. tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip
2. the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying
2. interest in globalism never flags
1. seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts
1. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
2. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
1. peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government policy
2. @@LEADER@@ lights cigars with a hundred-@@CURRENCY@@ bill
3. there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy"
4. slackers at work are told to "crack on with it"
1. a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction
2. autopsies often involve only cursory examination
1. nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked
1. complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime
3. religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs
1. roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it
2. the government loves seeing the little people fight
2. @@CAPITAL@@'s flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space
3. the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue"
1. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
3. new "Commiserations! It's An Accident!" greetings cards for expectant mothers are selling surprisingly quickly
1. criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison
4. the people sing of those who will not be slaves again
3. video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality
1. basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child
3. posters encourage people to "Just Do It!"
1. convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail
2. fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising
3. some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight
4. police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers
3. machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend
1. most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade
2. international trade can be a pain to deal with
3. workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year
3. taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location
4. the @@CAPITAL@@ Film Festival recently voted '@@DEMONYMNOUN@@ Getting Hit By Football' as best film
3. burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients
2. the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens
3. the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens
1. women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms
1. saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay
5. love is in the air
1. trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews
3. citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones
2. crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination
1. farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land
2. an extra-long museum is being built to house the old border wall
3. refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from
2. crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters
4. pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists
6. the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear"
3. classes at @@CAPITAL@@ University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day
4. classes at @@CAPITAL@@ University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day
1. many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of @@LEADER@@
3. the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of @@LEADER@@
4. government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes
2. blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic
3. government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay
6. uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony
5. the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work
1. public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records
1. new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker
3. slavery has been abolished
1. burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine
2. burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine
2. there's never a spare chair in the retirement home
2. social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks
1. polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about @@LEADER@@
2. works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures
1. the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on @@NAME@@
1. "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster
2. students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework
3. the freedom to be free is always just out of reach
3. class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference
2. young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity
4. ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ pirates
1. you're only as old as you feel
3. kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up
4. the Sandmen are calling it a night
2. religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches)
4. teen gangs are encouraged to take drugs
2. drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art
1. the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
5. people have become comfortably numb
4. people have been circulating political cartoons of pigeons pooping on @@LEADER@@
4. the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes
2. a driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope
3. only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive
3. decongestants have replaced @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ in street transactions
4. there's some really clean windows in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ houses
1. religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves
5. the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free
6. the writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza
2. baiting is a national sport
2. the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate
3. there's a politician called Male Infant @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@
2. what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other
3. being dead no longer has any benefits
4. lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences
4. it's often raining men (hallelujah) in @@CAPITAL@@
2. doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients
2. ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals
4. paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark
1. armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough
3. a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum
1. "What's the Frequency, @@LEADER@@?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels
2. citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz
5. email killed the radio star
6. email killed the radio star
2. sales of trenchcoats are on the rise
1. evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right
2. a degree in @@LEADER@@ Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers
4. a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of @@CAPITAL@@
3. photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls
2. small shoes often wash up on the beach
3. even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs
1. beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings
2. older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road
3. immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs
4. you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs
4. government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You"
5. no one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more
3. a sophisticated government-sponsored breeding program creates normal people
3. autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum
1. a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted
4. politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds
1. things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication
3. @@LEADER@@ has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space
3. grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer
2. court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs
3. people can get away with murder these days
2. courtrooms can be a little sketchy
3. what happens in court stays in court
2. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel
1. couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'
3. citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security
2. "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer
4. the price of freedom is about half a million @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@
4. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
5. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
2. teenagers sit around on their butts all day
3. kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies
5. the immigration system seems to favor young unmarried women
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
4. pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents
1. among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult
7. skyscrapers get built in just days
1. women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations
2. birth announcements often also serve as death announcements
1. rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ has won three lotteries in a row
2. the day of rest is much more restful
3. the people's love for @@LEADER@@ is little more than self-preservation
4. an opal a day keeps the negative thoughts at bay
1. recognizing the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag qualifies you for citizenship
2. recognizing the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag qualifies you for citizenship
1. the water doesn't come out of the faucet with the same rush that it used to
3. homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness
4. homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness
2. the rich and poor vomit into separate bags
1. a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages
4. adverts urge @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ to "reach for a ciggy instead of your supper"
2. party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend
2. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
3. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
2. 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts
3. there is a thriving underground gay scene
2. citizenship applications are processed in the time it takes to smile and say "next, please"
1. parents dread their examinations more than their children
3. every school is receiving a brand new eraser
1. defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were
2. defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires
3. @@LEADER@@ is considering changing the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag to one with more glitter
3. televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees
3. the government has seized the means of recreation
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
1. a PhD just ain't what it used to be
2. the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name
4. shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games
1. programmers often reinvent the wheel
4. too many developers spoil the codebase
4. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
5. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
3. tourists ask to stay in the same pleasant accommodations where foreign prisoners are kept
3. a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants
3. lawmakers frequent the same speakeasies that they've publicly sworn to shut down
2. after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow
3. citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?"
2. parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques
1. business is banging at no-tell motels
3. relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns
2. blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour
3. some magnifier-wielding @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ say @@LEADER@@ seems a little lacking in something
4. some magnifier-wielding @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ say @@LEADER@@ seems a little lacking in something
4. calling @@LEADER@@ a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment
2. stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded @@NAME@@ to disarm
3. criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character
3. the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes
1. the digital money revolution has cashed out
3. cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton
3. new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars
1. the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up
4. dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty
2. companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name
2. government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens"
6. for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate
1. voters who forget their name are given a hint
1. soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans
3. the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes
1. everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen
5. war is made in the name of love
1. the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face
1. political commentators say that @@LEADER@@'s fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped
2. the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas
1. Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal
2. turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats
2. all you have to do is pray to get into @@NAME@@
3. those who cut young children are told to cut it out
4. the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong
3. the nation is going green
1. the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to
1. reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians
1. intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them
3. citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account
2. @@LEADER@@ is strangely popular with male politicians' wives
4. meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily
8. short is not always sweet
3. belief that @@LEADER@@ is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high
2. foreign workers are flooding in as @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ flood out
2. families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs
2. community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for @@LEADER@@'
4. @@LEADER@@ accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients
2. the atmosphere in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ boardrooms is turning more gay
1. there's more pink stuff on sale these days
3. killer credit ratings take real effort
3. killer credit ratings take real effort
2. an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse
1. the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong
3. the caged-bird trade is singing
3. the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless
2. kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown
1. commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations
2. commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations
4. the nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland
1. criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends
2. private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button
2. arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated
3. harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments"
4. when it comes to real men it takes one to know one
2. a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese
4. evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses
2. government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals
1. those with disabilities have an equal right to a job they hate
3. scientists have great chemistry with their subjects
2. the media seems excessively interested in what @@LEADER@@ is wearing this season
1. office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom
3. The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries
1. witches' brews set off Geiger counters
3. forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations
4. ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices
1. @@LEADER@@ reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes
3. one can wake up in @@NAME@@ and have breakfast in Bigtopia
2. naval patrols only last nine months
1. only those who apply can study applied maths
2. highway rest stops are stocking up on fallout scrubbing kits
4. starry-eyed convention goers have their heads in the clouds
2. crime pays
4. gold stars and candy are said to be the best way to @@LEADER@@'s heart
5. gold stars and candy are said to be the best way to @@LEADER@@'s heart
3. companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are having a blast with military surplus
2. lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers
1. trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages
1. there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices
2. all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs
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ritual sacrifices | |
Gained from:1. livestock mutilations are on the rise
5. they say marriage really does shorten your life
Sometimes gained from:3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
1. homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities
2. "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows
1. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
2. citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed
4. residents firmly believe there is no spoon (@@EGG@@)
3. televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events
3. biology and religious education classes have recently been merged
4. open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries
3. raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists
2. tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport
3. tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport
2. church and state are inseparable in their influence on education
3. church and state are inseparable in their influence on education
1. children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet
3. voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to @@NAME@@
3. people spend a lot on hair and nails
4. people spend a lot on hair and nails
3. the New @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms
2. children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is
3. folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain
3. @@LEADER@@ claims to know what infants are thinking
3. the church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily
5. the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work
1. burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine
2. burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine
2. there's never a spare chair in the retirement home
1. the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on @@NAME@@
4. a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of @@CAPITAL@@
4. government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You"
3. religion makes people horny
4. religion makes people horny
1. the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face
1. crimson and Violet seem to run together
2. children prepare for "Sacrifest" by dyeing eggs with which to pelt the dying
2. reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic
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Removed by:4. religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment
5. people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'
4. believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine
1. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
2. churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs
6. any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming
4. children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists'
1. you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule @@NAME@@ but at least the trains run on time
6. uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony
3. government has seized the opium of the people
4. debating the meaning of life is widely viewed as a crucifying experience
Sometimes removed by:5. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
6. children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia
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rum-swilling pirates | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:3. zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets
1. @@NAME@@'s fine wines are renowned throughout the region
2. the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates
3. the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque
4. piracy is the nation's most popular pastime
3. drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (@@EGG@@)
3. bar brawls are an hourly occurrence
4. bar brawls are an hourly occurrence
1. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
2. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
4. ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ pirates
5. falling over while singing is a national pastime
3. in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho)
4. merchant ships always travel line astern in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ waters
1. roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards
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Removed by:3. all alcohol is banned
1. @@NAME@@'s navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas
7. ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka
4. politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public
4. moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned
1. former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés
2. thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets
6. hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
3. citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz
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smutty television | |
Gained from:1. programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours
3. toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters
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Removed by:1. only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00
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soft-spoken computers | |
Gained from:5. computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy
Sometimes gained from:1. all industry is owned and run by the government
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
1. the nation's favourite colour is red (@@EGG@@)
1. nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers
3. computers are allowed but only just
4. the crackdown on private property seems as endless as the government issued food stamp lines
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
4. foreign observers are baffled by the sway @@LEADER@@'s student intern holds over macroeconomics
4. Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans
1. only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile
2. only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile
3. @@LEADER@@'s new socialist government gets its policy advice from teenagers
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
4. senior executives have become freelance basket-weavers in search of less stress and better work-life balance
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
2. carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
3. state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
3. a new "thought police" branch is being developed
5. email killed the radio star
6. email killed the radio star
3. monochrome green ECO-@@NAMEINITIALS@@ products adorn the supermarket shelves
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
3. AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth
2. mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'
4. a large savings account makes you an enemy of the state
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Removed by:1. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
3. computers have been banned
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
3. the government has legalised small-scale capitalism
5. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
6. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
3. computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens"
3. chain casinos dominate the national gambling market
4. chain casinos dominate the national gambling market
1. government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus
2. the road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
5. the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall
2. consumers are free to choose - so long as they choose Eckie-Ecola or Eckie-Cola
3. citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental
4. citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
2. the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution
4. spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins
5. the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in @@REGION@@
4. the government is taking its ball and going home
4. politicians post explicit photos of themselves on community notice boards
3. the invisible hand of the market has arrived under threat of the visible fist of sanctions
5. profits are an acceptable way to measure morality
4. highway signs instruct travelers to yodel for help in case of emergency
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spontaneously combusting cars | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:2. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
3. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
2. young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables
1. Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are considered a delicacy
2. a nation-wide cull of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ is in effect
2. employers may fire workers without giving any reason
1. corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians
1. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
2. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
1. college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys
3. the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit
2. there are no minimum wage laws
3. all tariffs have been abolished
1. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
1. scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied @@ANIMAL@@
3. shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities
1. small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants
2. citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens
1. the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations
2. children as young as eight can be found working in factories
3. adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children
2. vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres
1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
4. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
5. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
2. CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options
2. scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway
2. a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high
1. ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools
2. computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails
3. computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails
2. books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy
1. wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct
2. citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios
1. corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products
1. sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high
3. gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ casinos
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
2. door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'
1. 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink
1. appendix transplant figures have recently doubled
1. programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours
1. human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants
3. traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu
2. unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour
3. corporations are either above the law or corrupting it
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
5. families are only permitted to have one child
1. the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place
1. private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots
3. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
4. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
1. tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants
3. all streets are privately owned toll roads
2. major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings
2. fur coats have become the latest fashion trend
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped
2. the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night
1. hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in @@NAME@@'s many privately-owned prisons
2. inheritance tax has recently been abolished
2. several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation
2. women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job
1. the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned
5. people all over @@NAME@@ are dying of 'Mad @@ANIMAL@@ Disease'
2. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
3. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
1. 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of @@NAME@@'s radio stations
1. wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby
2. wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby
2. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
3. citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns
3. university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts
2. the children of @@NAME@@ are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence
1. immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites
3. the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet
2. businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
1. travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs
4. piracy is the nation's most popular pastime
2. half of @@NAME@@'s doctors can't speak the language
3. half of @@NAME@@'s doctors can't speak the language
2. nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba
2. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
3. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
3. the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service
2. the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country
1. eminent domain has been abolished
2. corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt
3. boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers
4. the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour
2. the Great @@NAME@@ Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region
4. agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities
1. it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
1. reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service
2. airport security is provided by private companies
3. tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort
3. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
5. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
2. thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break
3. the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales
1. economists claim no news is good news
5. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
6. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
2. airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted
3. internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase
4. electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high
3. many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight
3. retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour
2. seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'
3. a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways
2. marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams
4. kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun"
2. concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule
3. concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule
4. commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies
3. laws are littered with references to cheese
4. laws are littered with references to cheese
5. the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills
3. surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
3. city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones
2. Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity
3. Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity
1. former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work
1. @@NAME@@ Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'
3. commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers
1. racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation
1. the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels
2. the nation leads @@REGION@@ in per capita stalking
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ stadiums are open 24/7
2. one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses
2. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
3. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
2. most people suffer from some form of hearing loss
2. the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters
1. well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time
2. it's always rabbit season
2. the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters
2. the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal
4. Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n @@ANIMAL@@ Lasagne is a hit
2. companies balk at paying their workers
3. clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage
3. bungee jumpers frequently go splat
3. cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets
4. cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets
1. prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes
3. the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone
2. the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers
2. chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom
1. town welcome signs list corporate sponsors
3. rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects
3. Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room
2. wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry
3. bleach is the nation's most common pesticide
2. polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts
3. popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the @@CAPITAL@@ River
3. 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office
3. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
4. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
1. homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes
1. corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense
1. late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
5. the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
4. @@NAMEINITIALS@@-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements
2. chickens roam the streets freely
1. major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason
4. artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui
2. matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold
1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
3. idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
4. heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual
2. @@CAPITAL@@'s iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen
2. labour strikes are routinely squashed by police
2. a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants
1. the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides
3. visions of giant pink @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are a common side effect after @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ eat their meals
2. jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes
3. hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence
4. personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability
1. murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly
2. maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter
3. it turns out that money can buy you happiness
2. @@A@@ @@REGION@@ Tourist Association survey has rated @@NAME@@ #1 for number twos
4. farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting
1. @@CAPITAL@@'s main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight
2. politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's @@CURRENCY@@ reserves
4. tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation
2. public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women
4. global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect @@NAME@@ of supplying extremist groups
2. teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries
2. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
3. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
2. every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor
2. advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of @@LEADER@@'s most personal functions
2. the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards
4. failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside
1. every week is blindness awareness week
3. dining out often involves @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ on the plate no matter what you order
2. farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season
4. subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes
3. fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in
1. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
2. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
3. annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt
4. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
5. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
3. former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage
3. amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance
4. nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
4. sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight
3. it is rumoured that @@LEADER@@ uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions
1. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
2. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
1. the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy
3. exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'
2. recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water
1. @@LEADER@@'s peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide
2. candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally
3. beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes
1. agricultural employees work for peanuts
2. sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters
2. the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet
4. sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food
2. the country is littered with broken homes
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
1. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
2. there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality
2. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
3. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
1. forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left
1. formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
2. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
3. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
4. government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables
2. the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else
3. it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance
2. octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it
3. octogenarian models insist that they've still got it
2. major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment
3. life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up
4. corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague
2. the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days
3. customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue
5. Scout campfire sing-a-longs tend to focus on the evils of antitrust legislation
2. tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash
2. the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills
1. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
2. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
2. the industries of @@NAME@@ are coughing all the way to the bank
3. a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away
3. people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour
2. children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-@@CURRENCY@@ charge on their phone bill
2. the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame
3. the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame
2. airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path
4. airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path
4. safe drinking water is considered a luxury
2. fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers
2. the government is lending a hand to private industry
2. a third of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are e-certified CEOs
2. people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares
3. people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares
1. the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story
4. having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom
5. having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests
1. scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards
3. the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks
3. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
4. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
6. aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice
2. 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer
1. travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air @@NAME@@ flights to avoid the pay lavatories
2. travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air @@NAME@@ flights to avoid the pay lavatories
2. any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property
3. exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling
2. parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children
2. takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears
5. the barter economy has taken over as the @@CURRENCY@@ has become worthless
2. kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes
2. both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth
1. dentists routinely perform open heart surgery
1. no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor
3. tax returns detail how many games of slots each citizen will be able to play with their refund
2. celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget
2. open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost
2. teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in @@NAME@@'s offices
3. employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM
2. subscribing to the Benevolence Society for Impoverished Leaders is an effective way to dodge the draft
2. getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in @@NAME@@
2. when you fly on Air @@NAME@@ you win a seat or you die
3. toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters
1. the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash
5. the single fish caught by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ fishers last year is cited as evidence of @@NAME@@'s thriving fisheries
2. vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mussels the biggest in @@REGION@@
1. homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them
2. a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ actors literally work from cradle to grave
2. for just a few extra @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can get new driving records with their new cars
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ visiting rural Southern @@ANIMAL@@ Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee
4. hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport
3. major boxing matches are held in government buildings
4. sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers
3. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
4. children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines
5. sick days are on the rise
2. knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy
2. new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words
1. the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking
2. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
3. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
2. crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop
2. mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas
2. it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies
2. citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels
1. the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches
3. becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom
2. cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement
3. every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands
1. the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem
5. the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall
3. road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work
2. economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
2. the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived
2. bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters
1. nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines
3. the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone
4. the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone
2. bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls
3. mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants
5. competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents
3. preservative-laden @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium
5. the only place where one can see the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cherry tree is in a museum
2. playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel
2. ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
3. the most ambitious parents buy a dozen lottery scratch-cards each week for their kids
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
2. citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one
1. the fattest folk in @@NAME@@ look to be the happiest ones
3. it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast
2. foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Moonshine"
4. alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó
2. attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high
3. schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"
1. no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines
2. the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism
2. everybody's got wood thanks to @@LEADER@@
1. the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies
3. even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love
2. crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic
1. drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars
3. women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up"
4. women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up"
2. glue production is at an all-time high
4. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
5. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
3. the diplomatic corps stinks
1. looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities
3. new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps
2. fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget
3. people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day"
3. @@LEADER@@ is famed for giving great back rubs
7. it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes
2. the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby @@LEADER@@ Pics" has made @@LEADER@@'s mom a celebrity
3. skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever
4. skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever
2. a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of @@LEADER@@
2. the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it
1. gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away
2. multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors
3. charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses
1. drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients
3. prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments
4. bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge
4. allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors
2. parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters
2. children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary
1. grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them
5. emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires
3. epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer
1. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
2. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
4. the doctor has cold hands
2. the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people
4. multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks
1. the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance
2. pocket dialling is a criminal offence
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
5. frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it
1. people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned
3. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices
4. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices
4. muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit
5. muggers are complimented on their revolutionary spirit
1. members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names
3. slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in @@NAME@@
2. the secret ingredient is love (and MSG)
2. the newest shade developed by @@NAME@@'s dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'
2. theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago
2. dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive
2. factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity
3. the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered
2. it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets
3. sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon
4. more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water
2. frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback
1. pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts
3. there's no weight to modern politics
2. primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit
2. a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's
4. strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government
5. souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists
4. parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries
2. one can walk from one side of @@CAPITAL@@ to the other without setting foot on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soil
1. customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high
3. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
4. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
2. the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying
1. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
2. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
3. apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats
3. fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second
3. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
4. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
2. economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year
4. citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin
5. citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin
2. the government loves seeing the little people fight
3. extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary
3. burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients
1. more than one company makes the board game Monopoly
2. a milk bath costs more than bathing in money
2. crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination
2. the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me
2. college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper
2. blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic
2. ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
4. the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts
3. it is said that @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ woman's work is never done
2. the debts of the father fall upon the son
2. wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them
3. pet rocks are sold by the pound
2. a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true
1. "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster
2. the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation
2. drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art
4. the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months
2. a driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope
2. baiting is a national sport
1. the government is under the thumb of countless special interests
3. celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process
2. signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés
2. what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other
1. school football matches are usually five-a-side
2. bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons
2. the cycle of extinction and rebirth is never ending
3. the old neighbourhood isn't how most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ remember it
4. the national symbol of @@NAME@@ is now always featured on a skewer
2. ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals
3. more and more people are signing up for the government party
4. more and more people are signing up for the government party
2. there's more vermin than ever on the metro
4. mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism
3. there's a mortuary next to every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurant
2. political detractors refer to @@LEADER@@ as 'that Bigtopian puppet'
1. phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters
2. a degree in @@LEADER@@ Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers
3. photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls
1. beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings
1. teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects
2. it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise
3. autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?"
2. pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches
3. @@LEADER@@ has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space
1. you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg
3. grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer
2. stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults
1. cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon
2. "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer
1. athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society
4. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
5. immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids
4. record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
2. people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile
3. the military is plagued with unethical researchers
2. savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks
4. the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give
3. East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of @@NAME@@
1. several inches are being added to first class seating
2. the rich and poor vomit into separate bags
1. orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step
2. produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'
2. commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives
4. space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across @@NAME@@
2. advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five
2. it's said that @@A@@ @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ always pays his debts with significant compounding
5. citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations
1. parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park
1. human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity
1. a PhD just ain't what it used to be
2. the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across @@NAME@@
4. too many developers spoil the codebase
2. a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining
4. prank shows are so hot right now
1. recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order
3. slavers are real nutters
4. economics is a shrinking field
2. vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR
3. vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR
2. foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas
1. the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up
3. at least 4 unique companies in @@NAME@@ claim to sell Eckie-Cola
3. unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims
2. the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags
1. half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach
4. gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches
2. rare steaks seem even bluer now
3. political shows are fit for purpose
2. the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas
2. @@CAPITAL@@ has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra
1. teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art
1. business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders
3. the nation is going green
1. the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to
2. exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted
2. academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs
2. it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans
2. the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert
3. citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account
2. sports club owners are having a moneyball
3. belief that @@LEADER@@ is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high
2. teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living
3. teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living
2. foreign workers are flooding in as @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ flood out
1. chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels
2. a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills
1. the @@CAPITAL@@ Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative
3. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
4. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
2. equality looks curiously unequal
2. bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in
2. restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food
2. bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives
3. in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho)
1. @@CAPITAL@@ River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run"
7. @@LEADER@@ is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (@@EGG@@)
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
2. the internal market is thriving
4. injured workers are encouraged to 'stitch themselves up with their bootstraps'
2. @@LEADER@@ has killer fashion sense
2. official government guidance encourages binge behaviors
2. the blood, sweat, and tears of poor @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ make research institutes rich
2. savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations
4. old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen
3. a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ faces have never been brighter
3. sex-ed is child's play
3. actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs
5. beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect
3. only the richest get to see out of their windows
4. you have to be a billionaire to qualify for welfare
3. a flying elephant and @@LEADER@@ share the same nickname
4. a flying elephant and @@LEADER@@ share the same nickname
2. online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas
1. witches' brews set off Geiger counters
2. pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold
1. parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills
3. murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated
3. visiting the best @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurants requires keeping a visa on file
4. visiting the best @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurants requires keeping a visa on file
5. restaurants have added Molotov cocktails to the menu
1. government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos
4. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
5. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
3. one can wake up in @@NAME@@ and have breakfast in Bigtopia
1. people are turning themselves into worm food
2. playing card suits are sold separately
1. APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps
2. APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps
2. commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns
2. the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under
2. patriotism is in the nation's DNA
3. companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water
1. daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos
3. university applicants are judged by how much they laugh at professors' tired jokes
1. sewing needles are topping lists of safe kids' toys
3. corporations continue to displace native peoples off their land
2. yawning is a sure sign of unemployment
1. Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant
2. the poorest @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ live in 'the stacks'
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Removed by:1. cars are banned
3. cars have been banned
2. every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government
3. manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
2. white-collar unemployment skyrockets as the suburbs are not within bicycling distance to work (@@EGG@@)
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
1. over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
4. the endangered saltwater humpback @@ANIMAL@@ is only seen in captivity programs
1. corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics
2. aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license
3. planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color"
2. the serf suggestion box would work better if more serfs were literate
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
2. ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences
5. mail and shipped goods take forever to get to buyers
2. people who question what bunker construction has to do with economic reform tend to disappear
1. foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense
5. mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals
4. demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other
1. there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices
Sometimes removed by:1. gambling is outlawed
2. meat-eating is frowned upon
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
4. meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ is a protected species
1. the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes
2. political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations
2. high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate
1. kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles
2. the nation is completely gun-free
3. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
5. the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas
2. genetic researchers have been expelled
2. organ donation rates have hit a new low
1. TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas
1. punitive tariffs protect local industry
4. genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape
2. the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content
1. small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants
2. the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
3. citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys
1. a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders
1. the government seizes all major gold finds
3. members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
3. all alcohol is banned
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
2. teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs
1. prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
2. children are raised bilingual from an early age
2. CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options
3. protests are prohibited from blocking traffic
4. local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food"
1. a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country
3. recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies
2. soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers
3. there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates
1. flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys
1. all-natural foods are becoming a major fad
3. people are moving into treehouses in record numbers
1. the government spends millions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ every year prosecuting spammers
4. the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress
1. libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars
2. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
3. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
2. bizarre-looking creatures called '@@ANIMAL@@dogs' dominate wildlife preserves
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
3. government-run brothels can be found on every street corner
2. private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government
2. medical lawsuits are out of control
4. the study of medicine is popular throughout @@NAME@@
2. Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in @@NAME@@
3. only the brainiest citizens become academics
1. corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation
3. the arms industry is strictly regulated
5. there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
1. prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams
1. the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned
2. citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons
3. heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste
1. the government seizes the property of the recently deceased
3. the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance
1. dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws
1. mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies
1. business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace
3. mostly women are seen and not heard
2. all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave
1. the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
4. farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors
2. a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station
3. @@NAME@@'s airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio
5. government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders
1. lending firms are subject to strict government regulations
3. only adults may purchase violent video games
4. cheese has been labelled a dangerous weapon and banned
1. almost all products in @@NAME@@ are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
4. homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel
6. soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads
5. nine out of ten citizens of @@NAME@@ answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation
1. mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined
1. buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel
2. the government has the power to seize property at will
3. the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'
1. the government has implemented minimum wage laws
2. unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws
1. high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water
1. international tensions are high as @@NAME@@ threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens
2. badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game
4. chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports
2. citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless
2. the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists
4. the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
4. the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services
1. fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets
3. businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up
1. students cut up leftover @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ during Arts and Crafts
1. the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines
3. the new hit series "@@NAME@@'s Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country
1. the internet has been placed under government control
2. workers who try to quit their jobs must first register with the welfare department
1. the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects
1. the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
4. midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population
3. the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas
4. fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists
1. police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers
2. overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains
1. new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in @@NAME@@ to be bombproof
3. the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive
1. the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists
2. anti-tourism militias patrol the borders
1. conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings
1. legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills
1. grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices
2. a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions
2. businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation
4. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
5. legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments
1. only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00
2. millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training
3. businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders
4. the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation
3. "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination
2. the rich are forced to sell their houses to pay for more police to prevent their houses from being burgled
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
1. it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey
4. computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire
1. a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision
3. knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety
1. retired racing @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are served truffles for breakfast
2. pet owners exercise their @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ at a snail's pace or risk prosecution
3. the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations
1. builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction
2. charity no longer begins at home
3. people eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare
3. mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance
1. oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds
2. private law firms are unheard of
3. stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet
1. the nation is now proudly cholera-free
2. churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'
5. @@CAPITAL@@ spends billions upgrading public transport
1. fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards
4. harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy
4. foreign observers are baffled by the sway @@LEADER@@'s student intern holds over macroeconomics
1. bungee jumpers rarely go splat
2. crossing the road requires a risk assessment
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
2. the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia
4. immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border
2. the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means
3. the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means
1. toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan
2. Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor
1. the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence
4. science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous
1. student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned @@ANIMAL@@ball fields
2. the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook
4. children's toy tractors have been seized as state property
2. the majority of @@NAME@@'s traffic wardens have been sacked overnight
1. even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing
1. politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot
1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
5. the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero
2. business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters
2. strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state
2. companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes
2. breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need
3. drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking
3. the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster @@NAME@@ with trees
1. only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile
2. only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile
1. the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world
3. children are expected to carve their own toys
2. mathematicians are hated by children across the country
1. school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads
2. children use fake IDs to purchase candy
1. tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense
1. a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation
3. all restaurants close before dinner time
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
1. people who have lived their entire lives in @@NAME@@ are shocked to discover that they are not citizens
4. many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices
1. Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues
4. the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs
3. many aides in @@LEADER@@'s office are known to be serial jaywalkers
1. citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos
2. new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them
1. clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture
3. the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast
2. legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on
4. weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks
2. the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections
3. model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf"
4. geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns
4. carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing
3. foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad
1. the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity
3. nuclear physics is the most popular course at university
4. oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem
1. videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular
4. children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges
2. giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide
1. poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild
1. every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead
2. teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake
5. social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content
1. an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth
3. eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance
3. park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets
1. every week is blindness awareness week
2. blind dates tend to result in bruised shins
3. international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism
1. meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions
3. chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in @@CAPITAL@@'s playgrounds
4. unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands
2. kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers
3. 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Space Agency
4. falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
3. sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer
4. board shorts have replaced board rooms
4. weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder
5. weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder
6. one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for @@LEADER@@'s office
1. the @@CAPITAL@@ Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District
5. contestants on @@NAME@@'s Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent
1. swings are banned for being a danger to children
2. children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse
1. former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés
2. moonshine has made a resurgence
1. maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords
3. the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers
4. fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose
3. debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields
2. prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows
1. doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion
3. the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
1. unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days
2. workers have their fruitcake and eat it too
3. the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor
1. lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers
3. food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police
1. rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes
1. six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion
1. genetic researchers have taken to conducting illegal experiments in secret lairs
4. scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science
3. banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse
4. landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks
1. 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool
1. 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past
4. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
5. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
1. the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis
2. restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in @@NAME@@
3. there are no bananas today in @@NAME@@
3. bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble
5. derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels
2. the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape
1. local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities
2. unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves
1. panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies
3. biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar
4. citizens have a tough time telling the difference between jeans and genes
1. morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom
3. coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk
3. homophobia is off the menu
4. seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals
1. citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee
3. carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk
1. banning party poppers has been a real party pooper
1. schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more
2. proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to cut steak with a spoon
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon
2. both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade
4. Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume
1. former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone
3. swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays
3. straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply
4. health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water
3. net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent
2. as dissatisfaction with the system waxes the only things to be sure of are death and taxes
3. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
4. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
1. it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma
3. sushi is sold on the black market
5. only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public
1. airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room
4. airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class
5. in a desperate bid for cheap airfare @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying
4. interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CB@@NAMEINITIALS@@ Governor goes house hunting
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
2. historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre
4. businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections
2. ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward
3. workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings
1. advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references
3. a lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs
3. fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate
3. on-duty Air @@NAME@@ flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class
2. gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up
3. condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals
1. the dartboard at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of @@LEADER@@'s face
1. the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning
2. there's never enough space in space
1. lending money has become a major liability
3. credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government
1. the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm
3. tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends
3. the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita
3. most @@CURRENCY@@ coins are riddled with bite marks
1. sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor
3. there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes
1. cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze
4. the government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms
3. janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for
3. the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals"
4. senior executives have become freelance basket-weavers in search of less stress and better work-life balance
1. burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms
3. the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper
1. sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed
1. airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory
3. @@ANIMAL@@-wagons to @@CAPITAL@@ are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads
1. Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion
3. rubber stamp emojis are the new craze
1. demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked
1. cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy
1. it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into @@NAME@@
3. concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods
1. police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
3. it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven
1. diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees
3. teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season
3. doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins
2. the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt
1. urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens
3. cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags
1. it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle
1. professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy
2. CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet
1. internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography
2. conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors
3. hospitals are cleaned with lemons and vinegar
2. chocolate in @@NAME@@ has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers
3. short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants
1. medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters
3. the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community
2. the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions
1. all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense
3. drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork
1. retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity
3. retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear
4. retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear
1. parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables
4. the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops
1. schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar
1. a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons
3. citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans
2. Bigtopian relations have become a minefield
1. the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state
1. pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall
4. government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications
2. property subletting is going underground
2. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
3. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
1. engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut
1. The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony
1. antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
3. children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school
1. romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars
3. monster hunters with oversized swords roam the land
4. the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds
3. a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order
2. fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers
3. the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs
3. schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit
1. the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation
2. the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation
5. pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy
1. restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints
1. delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers
2. delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers
2. slaves who produce weapons are given free samples
1. the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese
2. home renovation shows are increasingly popular
3. if a tree falls in the forest @@LEADER@@ is personally notified
1. immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups
4. five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year
4. televangelists often claim they can cure your Lupus if you donate enough money
3. cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling
6. hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead"
1. marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal
2. hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework
1. metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach
2. Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in @@NAME@@
1. politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return
2. citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office
3. kids these days know how to throw a proper punch
4. kids these days know how to throw a proper punch
1. deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent
3. where there's a will there is usually a password manager
1. parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework
2. student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come
3. just as students finish their homework it's time for school
1. the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods"
3. alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance
1. interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories"
4. international terrorists often get their weapons supply in @@NAME@@
1. foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election"
1. one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber
1. black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation
4. workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit
1. uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist
2. advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore
1. Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike
2. any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering
3. adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère
4. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
5. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
3. veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain
1. commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains
2. onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation
2. vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction
1. grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps
2. news headlines usually include p-values
1. foreign lack of enthusiasm for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli
4. light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment
3. female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers
5. pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves
1. obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals
1. the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat
2. foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies
1. balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists
4. education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?"
3. ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas
1. money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them
2. politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts
3. NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people
4. animated paperclips interrupt word processing to remind you they are just automated tip-tools
5. visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers
2. doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality
1. prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos
1. textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be
3. the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters
1. wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in @@CAPITAL@@
2. wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in @@CAPITAL@@
3. cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes
4. movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens
1. kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named"
2. garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts
3. Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing
1. small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome
4. people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs
2. there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship
3. arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands
1. government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately
3. product development labs spend most of their money fighting the government's patent infringement lawsuits
4. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
5. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
1. the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle
2. real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices
3. monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ citizenship in droves
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
1. young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves
2. many believe that @@LEADER@@'s head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it
4. citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious
2. the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens
3. people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty
2. most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments
4. it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman
1. coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list
2. the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre
1. families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs
4. the term "Native @@DEMONYMNOUN@@" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority
3. government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday
1. the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose
2. the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles
1. protecting the land is holey work
1. mechanics are often exhausted by their work
3. when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming
1. you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices
2. tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning
1. supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale
3. state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay
3. garden flower shows rarely smell of roses
2. it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from @@LEADER@@'s childhood
3. the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing
1. the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across @@NAME@@
3. female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs
1. television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment
1. captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship
3. ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain
1. insanely good theatre productions face government censorship
1. thrift shops are closing their doors
2. selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork
3. surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks
6. hordes of tourists are ruining the environment
3. choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?"
3. the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have
1. a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows
4. once-vitriolic celebrity chefs are now known for giving encouraging hugs to aspiring cooks
5. Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget
1. plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
3. bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral
3. anyone can get ahead in life if they want to
1. a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock
5. classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children
1. forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies
3. Bambi has been banned
5. it's said that @@LEADER@@ can turn every pleasure into a chore
3. there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
3. a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers
4. children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work
1. construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground
3. taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days
1. the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers
2. the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
1. a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat"
2. fat-shaming is now public policy
3. holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects
1. some of the country's most famous photographers are animals
2. choking on @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ is a leading cause of death for wild animals
2. the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons
1. employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired
1. you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health
1. newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'
3. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
4. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
1. farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land
3. wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests
2. crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters
3. many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were
1. citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down
1. father-son fishing trips have been banned
3. fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit
4. fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures
5. noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across
1. the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause
4. female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'
1. people in @@NAME@@ can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid
2. the debts of the father fall upon the son
1. nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore
2. neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers
3. nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore
1. owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation
1. new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker
3. film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium
1. high school bands practice by moonlight
4. sleeping on the job is recommended
1. people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers
3. class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference
1. boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard
2. one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man
4. gay men commonly complain about their time of the month
1. the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ democracy
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
1. AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population
1. the law says that all @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are created equal — no matter how they were created
1. masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery
3. men stare at wall-pictures of @@LEADER@@'s face when they visit public urinals
2. politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority")
1. imitation is the sincerest form of felony
2. bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic
3. bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic
1. loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt
4. the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes
1. the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners
3. agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care
4. treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb
5. the incidence of wrist sprains is falling
1. orange is the new black for judicial robes
2. former prison executives find themselves guests in their own facilities
3. diaper sales are up
1. most barbers are also surgeons
3. millions are awarded in damages for bad haircuts
3. the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape
2. a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry
2. the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu
1. lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences"
2. bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping
4. constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas"
2. citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz
1. sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour
3. annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous"
1. evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right
3. critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university
4. tourists call @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ beach towns "the fine coastline"
2. rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay
2. history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students
3. truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill
4. vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase
1. trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same
1. things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
2. flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services
1. couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'
2. ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks
4. cows graze until the wolves come home
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cut of Apocalypse Now sets the helicopter scene to eerie silence
2. college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade
1. gym teachers instruct advanced-level calculus classes
4. there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe
1. weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law
2. funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room
1. public toilets are famed for their rear entries
3. there's no such thing as a safe bet
1. many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them
1. power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky
2. aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators
1. flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor
3. humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar
3. environmental legislation occurs cyclically
1. pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card
2. airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps
3. the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty"
2. little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas
5. getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults
1. counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes
1. helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens
2. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
3. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
1. parents dread their examinations more than their children
3. it's hunting season on loan sharks
3. the government has seized the means of recreation
1. grocery store cereal aisles resemble a Piet Mondrian work
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
2. @@NAME@@ recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace
2. children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name
3. professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials
1. tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs
3. using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges
3. surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich
3. producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene
4. hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms
5. doctors fax when they need facts fast
1. a speech a day keeps climate change away
1. the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide
3. undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations
1. @@LEADER@@ arrives at international summits with a white cane
3. attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful
4. Big Belly is watching you
3. sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days
1. superfoods are often seen as supervillains
2. Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
1. baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks
2. penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'
1. there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality
3. toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste
3. neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise
1. paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs
5. science fiction is seen as the leading cause of mental breakdowns
3. government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains
2. the treehouse in @@ANIMAL@@ Park is the tallest building in @@NAME@@
1. everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen
2. men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them
4. people queue for valets instead of parking spaces
1. shooting someone has never been safer
1. when their backs are against the walls @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ look out for gay men
2. when their backs are against the walls @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ look out for gay men
1. TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews
2. viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows
3. home renovation projects take decades to complete
5. jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity
1. eating kids as food has been enshrined in law
2. AI citizens are criticized for being robotic
3. visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage
1. exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed
1. kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history
1. political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster
3. politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists
1. goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter
1. guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites
2. cat memes without alt text are now illegal
1. the word "robot" is considered to be etymologically offensive
3. it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus
2. charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows
1. handling people's data is proving an immersive experience
2. families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs
1. prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet
3. doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis
2. the atmosphere in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ boardrooms is turning more gay
3. banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses
1. code enforcement officers circle wealthy @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ like vultures
1. war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping
1. washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo
3. orange juice has been renamed yellow juice
1. safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas
4. charity workers were first up against the wall when the time came
1. the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans
2. private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button
1. the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices
2. hospital administrators can usually be found scrubbing their floors with toothbrushes
1. students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams
3. surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color
1. farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep
2. running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate
2. last minute own-goals raise the suspicious eyebrows of sporting authorities
4. die-hard fans excitedly cheer when the queen takes a rook
1. scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays
1. binoculars sales are at an all-time high
2. long queues are apparently signs of a well-run airport
4. airlines are reporting record profits from their new 'bread and water' service
4. offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield
3. only senior nuclear power plant employees may use the control rods to warm up their lunches
2. animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands
1. candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED
2. people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating
4. asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before
1. the face of @@LEADER@@ is a permanent feature of the @@CAPITAL@@ skyline
2. government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors
4. stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances
1. office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom
1. typing @@LEADER@@'s name into a search engine always gives zero matches
2. typing @@LEADER@@'s name into a search engine always gives zero matches
1. faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers
2. reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic
1. every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver
3. the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market
3. the possibility of gain causes universal pain
3. it's illegal to be caught on tape
3. jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year
3. WhoTube speedrunners always have at least one viewer
1. the average video game can be completed over lunch break
3. ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack
3. nobody knows where reality TV show "The Real Housewives of CENSORED" is filmed
3. men in trenchcoats spend all day staring at people making babies
1. the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'
2. repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events
2. new regulations have put a halt to monkey business
4. vigilant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can see disasters coming from a mile away
2. businesses are required to round down their profits
2. thorough preparation of street foods defeats the purpose of really fast food
4. the gravy train is chugging along on a new track
1. the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin
1. pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies
3. the government proudly leads the world in environmental regulators per capita
2. birthday parties feature more pop quizzes than piñatas
1. raccoons are plump and satiated
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sprawling nuclear power plants | |
Gained from:1. environmentalists are staging large protests in front of reopened nuclear power plants
Sometimes gained from:3. protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations
3. there are no bananas today in @@NAME@@
3. there is a law against "filthy foreign food"
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
3. attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful
1. self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets
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Removed by:1. the nation has been declared a nuclear-free zone
4. @@NAME@@'s nuclear power is imported from neighbouring countries
2. with great power generation comes great responsibility
3. government-sanctioned factory-smashing has the Luddites of @@NAME@@ rejoicing
2. nuclear science degrees are burned to fuel the nation's power plants
Sometimes removed by:3. the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe
4. socialism gives everyone a share of the economy's growing carbon footprint
1. new pests have been imported into @@NAME@@
3. autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back
3. the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect
4. the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect
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state-planned economy | |
Gained from:1. all industry is owned and run by the government
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
1. the nation's favourite colour is red (@@EGG@@)
4. the crackdown on private property seems as endless as the government issued food stamp lines
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
4. foreign observers are baffled by the sway @@LEADER@@'s student intern holds over macroeconomics
4. Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans
1. only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile
2. only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile
3. @@LEADER@@'s new socialist government gets its policy advice from teenagers
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
4. senior executives have become freelance basket-weavers in search of less stress and better work-life balance
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
3. state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
5. computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy
3. monochrome green ECO-@@NAMEINITIALS@@ products adorn the supermarket shelves
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
4. a large savings account makes you an enemy of the state
Sometimes gained from:3. AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth
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Removed by:1. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
3. the government has legalised small-scale capitalism
5. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
6. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
3. chain casinos dominate the national gambling market
4. chain casinos dominate the national gambling market
2. the road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
5. the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall
2. consumers are free to choose - so long as they choose Eckie-Ecola or Eckie-Cola
3. citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental
4. citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
2. the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution
4. spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins
4. the government is taking its ball and going home
3. the invisible hand of the market has arrived under threat of the visible fist of sanctions
5. profits are an acceptable way to measure morality
1. laid-off party bureaucrats accuse the government of selling out
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strictly enforced bedtime | |
Gained from:2. tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges
Sometimes gained from:2. martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control
1. tens of thousands of revelers have been arrested for trying to celebrate the recent world anniversary (@@EGG@@)
1. teenagers are severely punished for being out too late
1. rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups
1. children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest
2. soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy
4. the nation is under martial law
3. the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness
2. newborn babies can only be discharged from maternity wards during daylight hours
3. children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi
5. there's nothing quite like @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ nightlife
1. kids these days only have to survive their homework assignments and cafeteria lunches
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Removed by:1. teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing"
4. society has literally been thrown to the wolves
3. stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks
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stringent health and safety legislation | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:1. cars are banned
1. all industry is owned and run by the government
1. gambling is outlawed
2. meat-eating is frowned upon
3. vegetarianism is compulsory
4. meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ is a protected species
1. the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes
2. political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations
2. high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate
1. kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles
2. the nation is completely gun-free
3. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
4. tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests
2. genetic researchers have been expelled
2. organ donation rates have hit a new low
1. TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas
1. punitive tariffs protect local industry
4. genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape
2. an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban
2. the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content
1. newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government
1. small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants
2. the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores
3. citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'
1. a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders
1. the government seizes all major gold finds
3. the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations
3. members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians
4. the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation
3. all alcohol is banned
6. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have more rights than the average citizen
2. teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs
1. prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators
2. children are raised bilingual from an early age
2. CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options
4. local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food"
3. all guns must be registered
3. recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies
2. soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers
3. there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates
1. flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys
1. all-natural foods are becoming a major fad
3. people are moving into treehouses in record numbers
2. colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions
2. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
3. women who display their ankles are shunned by society
3. cars have been banned
2. bizarre-looking creatures called '@@ANIMAL@@dogs' dominate wildlife preserves
3. ad-blocking has been nationalised
2. every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government
3. manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals
3. government-run brothels can be found on every street corner
2. private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government
2. medical lawsuits are out of control
4. the study of medicine is popular throughout @@NAME@@
2. Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in @@NAME@@
3. only the brainiest citizens become academics
1. corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation
4. senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories
1. large sections of @@NAME@@ have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there
2. the sound of wooden legs echo throughout @@NAME@@ after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax
5. there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt
3. houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries
1. prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams
1. the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned
2. citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons
2. the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
1. the government seizes the property of the recently deceased
3. the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance
1. dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws
2. all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave
3. @@NAME@@'s airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio
3. only adults may purchase violent video games
4. students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games
1. almost all products in @@NAME@@ are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws
4. the loom represents the height of @@NAME@@'s technology
1. public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers
2. traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways
4. homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel
6. soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads
1. the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace
5. nine out of ten citizens of @@NAME@@ answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation
1. mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined
1. buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel
5. @@NAME@@'s heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives
1. Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes
2. the government has the power to seize property at will
3. prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued
4. it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls
3. swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine
2. badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game
1. @@NAME@@ has designated @@CAPITAL@@ as its capital city
5. property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities
4. chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports
5. aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed
3. financial crimes carry severe sentences
4. the crackdown on private property seems as endless as the government issued food stamp lines
2. the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists
4. the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor
5. the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'
2. the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy
1. shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned
2. the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics
4. the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services
1. fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets
3. businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up
1. students cut up leftover @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ during Arts and Crafts
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
1. strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins
1. the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines
3. the new hit series "@@NAME@@'s Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country
1. the internet has been placed under government control
1. the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects
1. the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven
2. police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down
4. midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population
1. police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers
1. new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in @@NAME@@ to be bombproof
3. the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
1. the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists
2. anti-tourism militias patrol the borders
1. conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings
1. legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills
1. grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices
2. a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
2. businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation
1. only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00
2. companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave
3. businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders
3. "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination
3. the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares
3. businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'
1. it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey
4. computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire
1. a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision
3. knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety
1. retired racing @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are served truffles for breakfast
1. stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor
3. the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations
1. builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction
1. noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law
2. workers' complaints never reach central planning
3. mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance
1. oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds
3. the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams
2. private law firms are unheard of
3. stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet
2. churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'
4. harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy
4. foreign observers are baffled by the sway @@LEADER@@'s student intern holds over macroeconomics
1. bungee jumpers rarely go splat
2. crossing the road requires a risk assessment
4. the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event
1. homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways
2. planespotters are emigrating in droves
2. the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia
1. toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan
2. Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor
1. the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence
4. science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous
1. student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned @@ANIMAL@@ball fields
4. disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment
2. the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook
4. children's toy tractors have been seized as state property
2. the majority of @@NAME@@'s traffic wardens have been sacked overnight
1. shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals
2. mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past
3. animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild
1. even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing
4. moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned
2. every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity
1. politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot
1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
1. there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees
5. the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero
2. business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters
1. job opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry
2. strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state
4. Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans
2. companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes
3. corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients
3. drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking
4. food imports have skyrocketed after the recent 'Forage for Food' program severely backfired
2. @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ facilities are being turned into @@ANIMAL@@ habitats
1. only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile
2. only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile
1. the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world
3. children are expected to carve their own toys
2. mathematicians are hated by children across the country
1. school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads
2. children use fake IDs to purchase candy
1. tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense
2. the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens
3. @@LEADER@@'s new socialist government gets its policy advice from teenagers
3. all restaurants close before dinner time
4. pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes
3. young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned
1. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
2. gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal
1. people who have lived their entire lives in @@NAME@@ are shocked to discover that they are not citizens
1. the once prosperous capital is in utter decline
1. Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues
4. the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs
2. the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace
3. many aides in @@LEADER@@'s office are known to be serial jaywalkers
1. clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture
3. the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast
2. legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on
4. weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks
2. the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections
1. research grant proposals read like political diatribes
4. geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns
4. carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing
1. the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists
3. foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad
1. the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity
2. with great power generation comes great responsibility
3. nuclear physics is the most popular course at university
4. oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem
1. videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular
4. children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges
1. poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild
1. every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead
5. social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content
1. an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth
3. eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance
3. park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets
1. every week is blindness awareness week
2. blind dates tend to result in bruised shins
3. international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism
1. meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions
3. chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in @@CAPITAL@@'s playgrounds
1. the police double as repo men
2. traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income
6. @@LEADER@@ is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls
2. kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers
3. 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Space Agency
4. falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods
3. sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer
4. board shorts have replaced board rooms
4. weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder
5. weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder
5. tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs
1. careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations
5. contestants on @@NAME@@'s Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent
2. burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony
1. maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords
3. debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields
3. pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers
2. prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows
1. doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion
3. the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
3. the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor
1. counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients
1. lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers
3. citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?"
4. citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?"
1. genetic researchers have taken to conducting illegal experiments in secret lairs
4. scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science
3. banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse
4. landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks
3. vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'
1. 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool
1. the nation has nearly as many history museums as @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
1. 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past
4. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
5. cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death
1. hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings
3. severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land
2. restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in @@NAME@@
3. there are no bananas today in @@NAME@@
3. bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble
2. the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape
1. panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies
1. morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom
3. coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk
3. homophobia is off the menu
4. seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals
1. citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee
3. carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk
1. banning party poppers has been a real party pooper
2. parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife
1. schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more
1. diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm
4. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to cut steak with a spoon
5. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon
2. both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade
4. no one can find a leaky faucet in @@NAME@@ anymore
4. Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume
1. former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone
3. swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays
3. straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply
4. health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water
3. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
4. holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases
1. it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma
3. sushi is sold on the black market
1. the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons
4. many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward
5. many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
5. only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public
1. airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room
4. airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class
5. in a desperate bid for cheap airfare @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying
2. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
3. @@LEADER@@ sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy
3. children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later
3. @@LEADER@@ has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police
4. a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals
1. extreme hiring regulations mean a job in @@NAME@@ is often a lifetime appointment
5. three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up
2. historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre
4. businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections
2. ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward
5. ritual mummification is making a comeback
6. ritual mummification is making a comeback
1. supervisors in @@NAME@@ commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence
3. workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings
1. advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references
3. fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate
3. on-duty Air @@NAME@@ flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class
4. Air @@NAME@@ tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel
2. gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up
3. condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals
1. the dartboard at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of @@LEADER@@'s face
1. the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning
2. there's never enough space in space
1. lending money has become a major liability
3. credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government
1. the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm
3. tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends
3. the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita
1. black tea is only available on the black market
1. sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor
3. there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes
1. cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze
2. ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences
3. the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification
3. janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for
4. immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs
3. the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals"
1. burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms
3. the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper
1. traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits
1. sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed
1. airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory
3. @@ANIMAL@@-wagons to @@CAPITAL@@ are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads
1. Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion
3. rubber stamp emojis are the new craze
1. demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked
2. tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward
1. cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy
3. grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday
1. it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into @@NAME@@
3. concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods
4. visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering
1. police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers
2. meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials
3. it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven
1. diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees
3. teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season
3. doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins
1. urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens
2. ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths
3. cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags
5. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
6. finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense
1. it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle
1. professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy
2. CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet
4. '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ websites are meant for liberals or conservatives
2. conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors
1. reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news
2. one of the most popular models in @@NAME@@ has a scarred face and one working eye
3. hospitals are cleaned with lemons and vinegar
3. short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants
1. medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters
3. the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community
1. the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking
2. the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions
3. worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts
1. all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense
1. retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity
3. retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear
4. retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear
5. citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks
1. parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables
4. the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops
1. schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar
1. a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons
3. citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans
2. Bigtopian relations have become a minefield
1. the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state
4. government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications
2. property subletting is going underground
2. people who question what bunker construction has to do with economic reform tend to disappear
2. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
3. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
1. engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut
1. The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony
1. antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were
1. school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp
3. children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school
1. romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars
3. monster hunters with oversized swords roam the land
6. they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result
3. advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public
2. fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers
3. the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs
3. schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit
1. the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation
2. the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation
5. pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy
6. the Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in @@NAME@@
1. restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints
1. delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers
2. delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers
2. slaves who produce weapons are given free samples
1. the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese
2. there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies
2. home renovation shows are increasingly popular
1. immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups
4. five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year
3. cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling
6. hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead"
1. marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal
2. hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework
2. there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship
3. atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified
2. Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in @@NAME@@
2. citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office
3. kids these days know how to throw a proper punch
4. kids these days know how to throw a proper punch
3. where there's a will there is usually a password manager
1. parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework
2. student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come
3. just as students finish their homework it's time for school
1. the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods"
3. alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance
1. interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories"
4. photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué
3. former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing
4. international terrorists often get their weapons supply in @@NAME@@
1. a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction
1. foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election"
1. one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber
1. black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation
4. workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit
2. the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street
1. uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist
2. advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore
1. Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike
2. any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering
1. police conduct raids on children having snail races
3. out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line
1. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
2. courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
3. adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère
4. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
5. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
3. veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain
1. commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains
2. onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation
2. vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction
2. the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle
1. foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense
1. grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps
2. news headlines usually include p-values
1. foreign lack of enthusiasm for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli
4. light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment
4. women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up
5. pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves
1. obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals
1. the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat
2. foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies
4. education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?"
3. ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas
1. money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them
2. politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts
3. NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people
4. animated paperclips interrupt word processing to remind you they are just automated tip-tools
5. visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers
2. doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality
1. prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos
1. textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be
2. it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language
3. the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters
1. wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in @@CAPITAL@@
2. wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in @@CAPITAL@@
5. mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals
3. cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes
3. an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of @@CAPITAL@@
1. kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named"
2. garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts
3. Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing
1. small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome
3. epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent
2. there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship
3. arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands
1. government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately
4. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
5. schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous
3. monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ citizenship in droves
5. the property market is in a bit of a state
2. many believe that @@LEADER@@'s head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it
4. citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious
2. the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens
5. panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet
3. people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty
1. coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list
2. it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon
1. families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs
4. the term "Native @@DEMONYMNOUN@@" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority
3. government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday
1. the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose
2. the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles
1. protecting the land is holey work
1. mechanics are often exhausted by their work
3. when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming
1. you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices
2. tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business
4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread
1. practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning
3. teenagers often ask adults to buy them Maxtopian Grass from government-run recreational drug stores
1. supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale
3. state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay
1. being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill
2. it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from @@LEADER@@'s childhood
3. the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing
3. this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething
1. most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes
1. the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across @@NAME@@
4. the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms
1. television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment
1. captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship
3. ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain
1. insanely good theatre productions face government censorship
2. selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork
3. surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks
6. hordes of tourists are ruining the environment
1. studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done"
3. choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?"
1. a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows
4. once-vitriolic celebrity chefs are now known for giving encouraging hugs to aspiring cooks
1. plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go
3. the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation
2. girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes
3. anyone can get ahead in life if they want to
1. a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock
5. classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children
6. hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol
1. forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies
3. Bambi has been banned
2. it's illegal to exterminate cockroaches
3. the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale
5. it's said that @@LEADER@@ can turn every pleasure into a chore
3. there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance
4. lobster tastes best when it is red
3. a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers
4. children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work
1. construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground
3. teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology
1. the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers
2. the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed
4. the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection
5. computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy
1. a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat"
2. children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out
3. government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary
2. fat-shaming is now public policy
1. people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size
3. holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects
1. some of the country's most famous photographers are animals
2. the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons
1. employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired
3. workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year
3. the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation"
1. citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason
1. you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health
3. right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat
1. newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'
3. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
4. solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages
5. the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine
3. wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests
2. crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters
1. citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down
1. father-son fishing trips have been banned
3. fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit
4. fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures
3. immigrants don't even have to immigrate to cost the locals their jobs
1. the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause
4. female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'
2. neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers
1. owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation
1. new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker
5. citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping
1. high school bands practice by moonlight
4. sleeping on the job is recommended
1. people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers
3. class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference
4. the tobacco industry has burnt out
1. flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists
1. boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard
2. one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man
3. children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes
4. gay men commonly complain about their time of the month
1. the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ democracy
4. an iron curtain has descended around the nation
1. AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population
1. the law says that all @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are created equal — no matter how they were created
1. masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery
2. politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority")
1. imitation is the sincerest form of felony
2. bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic
3. bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic
4. the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes
1. the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners
3. agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care
4. treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb
1. posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables
3. being dead no longer has any benefits
5. the incidence of wrist sprains is falling
1. orange is the new black for judicial robes
1. nobody knows why the caged @@ANIMAL@@ sings
2. doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients
3. diaper sales are up
2. state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute @@LEADER@@'s portrait
3. left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks
1. most barbers are also surgeons
3. millions are awarded in damages for bad haircuts
2. the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride
3. the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape
2. a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry
2. the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu
1. lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences"
2. bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping
4. constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas"
2. citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz
1. sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour
3. annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous"
1. evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right
3. critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university
1. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
2. the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts
2. rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay
3. pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked
2. history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students
3. truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill
4. vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase
1. internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric
1. trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same
1. things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication
1. more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people
2. coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms
2. flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services
1. couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'
4. cows graze until the wolves come home
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cut of Apocalypse Now sets the helicopter scene to eerie silence
4. proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger
4. there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe
1. weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law
2. funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room
1. public toilets are famed for their rear entries
3. there's no such thing as a safe bet
1. many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them
1. power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky
2. aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators
1. flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor
3. humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar
1. pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card
2. airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps
3. the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty"
2. little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas
1. they who do not work shall not eat
5. getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults
1. counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes
1. helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens
2. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
3. firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets"
2. politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs
1. parents dread their examinations more than their children
4. the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi
3. @@LEADER@@ is considering changing the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag to one with more glitter
3. televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees
2. parking's carefree without parking car fees
3. urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate
2. @@NAME@@ recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace
2. children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name
3. professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials
2. government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised"
3. using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges
3. surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich
3. producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene
4. hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms
5. doctors fax when they need facts fast
3. the @@CURRENCY@@ is worth its weight in gold
4. purchasing a can of Addison Cola requires a wheelbarrow of cash
1. a speech a day keeps climate change away
1. the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide
3. citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?"
1. @@LEADER@@ arrives at international summits with a white cane
3. attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful
4. Big Belly is watching you
3. sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days
3. religion makes people horny
4. religion makes people horny
3. monochrome green ECO-@@NAMEINITIALS@@ products adorn the supermarket shelves
1. superfoods are often seen as supervillains
2. Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts
3. farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year
1. baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks
1. there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality
3. toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste
1. travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing
1. pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security
2. promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service
3. neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise
1. the government has declared "all your rigs are belong to us"
2. foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take
3. thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks
4. nearsighted shoppers looking for probiotics end up purchasing a lot of prophylactics
3. the only film released this month was "Prayervengers: Heresy War"
1. beggars lack pockets for spare change
3. government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains
2. the treehouse in @@ANIMAL@@ Park is the tallest building in @@NAME@@
1. everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen
2. men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them
4. people queue for valets instead of parking spaces
1. when their backs are against the walls @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ look out for gay men
2. when their backs are against the walls @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ look out for gay men
3. abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'
1. TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews
2. viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows
3. home renovation projects take decades to complete
5. jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity
3. the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long
1. eating kids as food has been enshrined in law
1. convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines
2. greenhouses are regularly raided by the police
2. AI citizens are criticized for being robotic
2. doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen
3. doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen
1. only lightning has a chance of striking @@LEADER@@ twice
1. middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians
3. visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage
1. exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed
1. kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history
3. politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists
1. foreign leaders are advising that @@LEADER@@'s letters must have gotten lost in the mail
1. goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter
2. people don't want any foreign rubbish
3. baize on snooker tables has been stripped for "appearing too hedonistic"
1. guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites
2. cat memes without alt text are now illegal
1. the word "robot" is considered to be etymologically offensive
3. it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus
1. citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat
2. charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows
1. internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be
1. handling people's data is proving an immersive experience
3. doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis
2. the atmosphere in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ boardrooms is turning more gay
3. banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses
1. code enforcement officers circle wealthy @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ like vultures
1. war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping
1. washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo
3. orange juice has been renamed yellow juice
1. safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas
9. @@LEADER@@ hands out warnings to mods who don't deliver enough danishes (@@EGG@@)
4. charity workers were first up against the wall when the time came
1. the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans
2. private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button
2. hospital administrators can usually be found scrubbing their floors with toothbrushes
3. a broken arm or leg no longer costs an arm and a leg
3. surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color
1. farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep
2. running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate
1. scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays
1. binoculars sales are at an all-time high
2. long queues are apparently signs of a well-run airport
4. airlines are reporting record profits from their new 'bread and water' service
4. offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield
2. animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands
1. candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED
2. people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating
4. asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before
1. the face of @@LEADER@@ is a permanent feature of the @@CAPITAL@@ skyline
2. government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors
4. stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances
1. typing @@LEADER@@'s name into a search engine always gives zero matches
2. typing @@LEADER@@'s name into a search engine always gives zero matches
1. faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers
2. reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic
1. nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths
3. weekends are spent tilting at windmills
1. every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver
1. @@LEADER@@ reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes
2. the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens
2. heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails
3. white chocolate is neither chocolate nor food
3. it's illegal to be caught on tape
3. jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year
3. WhoTube speedrunners always have at least one viewer
1. the average video game can be completed over lunch break
3. ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack
4. demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other
3. nobody knows where reality TV show "The Real Housewives of CENSORED" is filmed
1. the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'
2. repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events
2. new regulations have put a halt to monkey business
1. there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices
2. top universities admit students based on how often they correct interviewers
1. insurers refuse to offer service to anyone within a mile of the coast
4. vigilant @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can see disasters coming from a mile away
2. businesses are required to round down their profits
2. thorough preparation of street foods defeats the purpose of really fast food
2. all mines are gold mines thanks to life insurance
1. pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies
3. the government proudly leads the world in environmental regulators per capita
2. cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers
2. birthday parties feature more pop quizzes than piñatas
1. raccoons are plump and satiated
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Removed by:2. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
3. the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector
1. corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products
4. personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability
4. global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect @@NAME@@ of supplying extremist groups
3. exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'
2. the country is littered with broken homes
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
2. major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment
3. life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up
4. corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague
4. where your food came from is an unknowable mystery
4. a popular @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'
1. dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'
2. dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia
2. consumers are free to choose - so long as they choose Eckie-Ecola or Eckie-Cola
2. it's said that @@A@@ @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ always pays his debts with significant compounding
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
4. automotive regulators are throwing in the towel
Sometimes removed by:2. young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables
1. Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are considered a delicacy
2. a nation-wide cull of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ is in effect
1. the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes
2. employers may fire workers without giving any reason
1. corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians
1. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
2. the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry
5. the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas
1. college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys
3. the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit
2. there are no minimum wage laws
3. all tariffs have been abolished
1. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
2. citizens must pay to enjoy @@NAME@@'s pristine beaches
1. scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied @@ANIMAL@@
3. shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities
1. small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants
2. citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens
1. the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations
1. society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy
2. citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits
2. children as young as eight can be found working in factories
3. adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
4. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
5. convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes
2. CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options
2. copyright laws have been abolished
1. murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows
2. scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway
2. a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high
1. ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools
1. pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil
1. wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct
2. citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios
3. gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ casinos
1. appendix transplant figures have recently doubled
1. programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours
3. corporations are either above the law or corrupting it
4. senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
5. a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world
1. government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet
5. families are only permitted to have one child
1. the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place
2. the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots
3. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
4. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
1. tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants
2. fur coats have become the latest fashion trend
1. the government has returned all business to private ownership
3. the government has legalised small-scale capitalism
1. @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped
2. the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night
2. several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation
1. the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned
2. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
3. crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens
1. 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of @@NAME@@'s radio stations
1. wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby
2. wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby
2. the children of @@NAME@@ are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence
1. immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites
2. Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances
3. the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet
1. the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents
2. large areas of @@NAME@@ are not accessible by the public
1. travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs
4. piracy is the nation's most popular pastime
2. @@NAME@@'s market has been colonised by the corporations of rich countries
2. nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba
2. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
3. mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation
2. the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country
1. eminent domain has been abolished
1. the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code
2. corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt
4. DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects
1. it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
3. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
5. scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished
3. the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales
5. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
6. wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts
2. airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted
4. electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high
3. retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour
3. a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways
4. kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun"
4. commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies
3. laws are littered with references to cheese
4. laws are littered with references to cheese
5. the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills
3. surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
2. Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity
3. Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity
1. former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work
1. racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation
2. the nation leads @@REGION@@ in per capita stalking
3. the @@ANIMAL@@ stadiums are open 24/7
2. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
3. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
2. most people suffer from some form of hearing loss
1. workers have seized control of the economy
3. the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism
5. groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'
1. well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time
2. it's always rabbit season
3. clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage
2. the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself"
1. citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets
3. chain casinos dominate the national gambling market
4. chain casinos dominate the national gambling market
5. @@LEADER@@'s pleasure palace epitomizes corruption
3. bungee jumpers frequently go splat
3. cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets
4. cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets
3. the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone
2. the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers
3. bleach is the nation's most common pesticide
1. exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes
2. polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts
3. popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the @@CAPITAL@@ River
3. 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office
3. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
4. foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ bee
1. late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
5. the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
4. @@NAMEINITIALS@@-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements
2. chickens roam the streets freely
1. major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason
2. matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold
1. sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park
3. idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs
4. local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings
4. heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual
2. @@CAPITAL@@'s iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen
4. @@LEADER@@'s new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face'
2. the constant playing of Merry Birthday on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity
3. NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests
2. a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants
1. the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides
3. visions of giant pink @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ are a common side effect after @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ eat their meals
1. murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly
2. maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter
3. it turns out that money can buy you happiness
3. decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas
4. excessive gerrymandering has earned @@NAME@@ the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship'
2. @@A@@ @@REGION@@ Tourist Association survey has rated @@NAME@@ #1 for number twos
2. public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women
2. teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries
1. nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise
2. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
3. whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls
2. every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor
2. the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards
4. failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside
1. every week is blindness awareness week
3. dining out often involves @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ on the plate no matter what you order
3. the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder
4. subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes
3. fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in
1. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
2. crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track
3. annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt
4. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
5. the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours
1. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
2. victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand
4. Party members are derided as class traitors
6. one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for @@LEADER@@'s office
4. court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic
4. sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight
3. it is rumoured that @@LEADER@@ uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions
1. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
2. oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires
1. the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy
2. @@LEADER@@ has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits
2. recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water
3. it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them
2. the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet
4. sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food
5. big game hunters travel to @@NAME@@ to try their hand at shark-shooting
5. economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
2. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
3. suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe
1. forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left
1. formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming
2. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
3. schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts
4. government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables
3. it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance
2. octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it
3. octogenarian models insist that they've still got it
2. East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural @@NAME@@
2. the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days
1. people's charity begins and ends at home
3. customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue
5. Scout campfire sing-a-longs tend to focus on the evils of antitrust legislation
2. tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash
3. unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne
1. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
2. male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'
2. the industries of @@NAME@@ are coughing all the way to the bank
1. wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts
3. a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away
2. airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path
4. airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path
2. fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers
2. citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing
2. the government is lending a hand to private industry
2. a third of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are e-certified CEOs
2. people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares
3. people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares
1. the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story
4. having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom
5. having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests
1. scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards
4. the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks
3. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
4. every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains
6. aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice
1. travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air @@NAME@@ flights to avoid the pay lavatories
2. travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air @@NAME@@ flights to avoid the pay lavatories
5. the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming
1. no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it
3. condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals
2. any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property
3. exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling
2. parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children
2. kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes
1. dentists routinely perform open heart surgery
2. open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost
2. teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in @@NAME@@'s offices
2. getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in @@NAME@@
2. when you fly on Air @@NAME@@ you win a seat or you die
3. toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters
1. the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash
5. the single fish caught by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ fishers last year is cited as evidence of @@NAME@@'s thriving fisheries
2. vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ mussels the biggest in @@REGION@@
5. the nation is devoted to world peas
2. residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants
2. a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ actors literally work from cradle to grave
2. for just a few extra @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can get new driving records with their new cars
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ visiting rural Southern @@ANIMAL@@ Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee
4. hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport
5. sick days are on the rise
2. knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy
4. shorter foreigners are often forcibly deported on suspicion of working for the World Assembly
2. chocolate in @@NAME@@ has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers
2. new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words
3. worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts
2. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
3. baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward
2. mass shootings have become the new normal
2. it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies
2. citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels
1. the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches
3. every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands
1. the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem
5. the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall
2. citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country
2. the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb
2. the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived
3. citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental
4. citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental
1. nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines
3. the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone
4. the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone
2. bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls
5. competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents
3. preservative-laden @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium
4. newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand
5. the only place where one can see the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cherry tree is in a museum
2. playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel
3. catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience
4. boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable
3. ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism
1. the fattest folk in @@NAME@@ look to be the happiest ones
3. it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast
2. foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Moonshine"
4. alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó
2. attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high
3. schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"
1. no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines
2. the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism
4. it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to @@LEADER@@
2. everybody's got wood thanks to @@LEADER@@
1. the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies
3. even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love
2. glue production is at an all-time high
4. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
5. there's a bustling black market for vegetables
3. the diplomatic corps stinks
1. looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities
3. people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day"
3. @@LEADER@@ is famed for giving great back rubs
7. it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes
2. the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby @@LEADER@@ Pics" has made @@LEADER@@'s mom a celebrity
3. skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever
4. skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever
2. a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of @@LEADER@@
1. gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away
2. multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors
3. charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses
1. the same @@POPULATION_VALUE@@ social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with @@LEADER@@'s every word on Twitcher
1. drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients
3. prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments
3. babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes
4. allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors
2. parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters
2. children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary
1. grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them
5. emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires
3. epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer
1. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
2. laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts
4. the doctor has cold hands
1. going on a diet invalidates your passport
1. the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance
2. pocket dialling is a criminal offence
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
5. frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it
1. people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned
3. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices
4. it's best not to ask what goes into @@CAPITAL@@ Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices
4. muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit
5. muggers are complimented on their revolutionary spirit
2. the secret ingredient is love (and MSG)
2. the newest shade developed by @@NAME@@'s dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'
2. theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago
3. the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered
2. it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets
3. sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon
4. more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water
2. frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback
2. primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit
2. a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's
5. souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists
4. parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries
3. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
4. many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators
2. health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water
2. the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying
1. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
2. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
5. the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge
3. apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats
3. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
4. an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat
2. economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year
1. ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products
4. citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin
5. citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin
2. the government loves seeing the little people fight
1. most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade
3. extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary
1. employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired
2. there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day
3. taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location
3. burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients
2. a milk bath costs more than bathing in money
2. crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination
2. the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me
2. blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic
2. ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
4. the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts
5. noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across
3. it is said that @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ woman's work is never done
2. a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true
1. "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster
2. the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation
2. drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art
4. the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months
2. a driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope
2. baiting is a national sport
1. the government is under the thumb of countless special interests
3. celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process
2. signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés
2. what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other
1. school football matches are usually five-a-side
2. bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons
3. the old neighbourhood isn't how most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ remember it
4. the national symbol of @@NAME@@ is now always featured on a skewer
1. the big red machine has ground to a halt
2. ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals
3. more and more people are signing up for the government party
4. more and more people are signing up for the government party
1. young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid
2. there's more vermin than ever on the metro
3. there's a mortuary next to every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurant
2. political detractors refer to @@LEADER@@ as 'that Bigtopian puppet'
2. a degree in @@LEADER@@ Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers
1. beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings
1. teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects
3. autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum
2. pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches
3. @@LEADER@@ has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space
3. grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer
2. stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults
1. cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon
3. picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them
2. "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer
1. the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism
2. the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
2. people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile
3. the military is plagued with unethical researchers
4. the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give
2. the rich and poor vomit into separate bags
3. shopping comes bagged and tagged
1. orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step
2. produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'
5. real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens
2. commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives
4. space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across @@NAME@@
1. the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations
2. advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five
5. citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations
1. human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity
1. a PhD just ain't what it used to be
1. programmers often reinvent the wheel
4. too many developers spoil the codebase
4. prank shows are so hot right now
1. recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order
3. slavers are real nutters
2. vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR
3. vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR
2. foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas
3. noises of neighbourhood generators have pierced the sound of silence
1. the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up
3. unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims
1. half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach
1. the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face
2. rare steaks seem even bluer now
3. political shows are fit for purpose
2. @@CAPITAL@@ has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra
2. digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution
1. business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders
2. exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted
2. it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans
4. spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps
3. work stinks
4. work stinks
2. job security isn't great for professional roulette players
3. citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account
4. meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily
3. belief that @@LEADER@@ is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high
2. teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living
3. teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living
3. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
4. the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging
2. bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in
2. bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives
1. @@CAPITAL@@ River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run"
1. office microwaves are being replaced by firepits
4. injured workers are encouraged to 'stitch themselves up with their bootstraps'
2. savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations
3. a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles
3. sex-ed is child's play
3. actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs
3. this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's
3. only the richest get to see out of their windows
3. a flying elephant and @@LEADER@@ share the same nickname
4. a flying elephant and @@LEADER@@ share the same nickname
2. online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas
1. witches' brews set off Geiger counters
2. pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold
3. murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated
5. restaurants have added Molotov cocktails to the menu
2. weather advisories predict sunshine with a chance of spontaneously combusting spacecraft
3. weather advisories predict sunshine with a chance of spontaneously combusting spacecraft
3. one can wake up in @@NAME@@ and have breakfast in Bigtopia
1. the overhead luggage compartment is often full
1. people are turning themselves into worm food
2. playing card suits are sold separately
1. APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps
2. APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps
3. arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve
2. highway rest stops are stocking up on fallout scrubbing kits
2. the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under
2. patriotism is in the nation's DNA
3. companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water
1. daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos
3. university applicants are judged by how much they laugh at professors' tired jokes
1. sewing needles are topping lists of safe kids' toys
2. yawning is a sure sign of unemployment
1. Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant
3. homes without staircases are considered a step up in luxury
2. the poorest @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ live in 'the stacks'
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Gained from:4. the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich
Sometimes gained from:1. radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass
1. artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common
2. all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material
2. the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups
3. poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment
3. the use of martial arts is banned
2. the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness
1. graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail
2. Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls
1. the studies of art and philosophy are banned
3. only the brainiest citizens become academics
3. government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n
2. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
3. the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups
4. native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting
2. arbitration is mightier than the sword
2. major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings
1. skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines
1. the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned
3. main battle tanks stalk the woods of @@NAME@@ in search of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
2. a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station
3. religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural
6. the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive
3. the state believes that children are what you make of them
4. the state believes that children are what you make of them
1. strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins
2. concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule
3. concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule
4. almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising
1. teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers
2. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
3. surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods
4. vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television
1. discarded pennies litter the streets
2. the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of @@REGION@@
3. anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed
4. immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border
1. student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned @@ANIMAL@@ball fields
3. 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office
1. the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts
4. getting a haircut is a punishable offence
3. bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes
2. teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house
3. mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot
1. country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized
1. auditors are gutting every governmental department
2. rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements
1. school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment
1. tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'
3. the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ have replaced bears in a popular idiom
2. royalist is the most offensive slur in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ language
3. royalist is the most offensive slur in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ language
4. royalist is the most offensive slur in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ language
3. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politics is literally a blood sport
4. no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed
1. over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
4. oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem
1. nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise
2. teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake
1. a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'
1. young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus
2. young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus
3. all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon
2. signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles
3. kids are exceptionally good at digging holes
1. the @@CAPITAL@@ Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District
2. penniless buskers are singing for their supper
3. singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland
1. the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture
2. the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture
5. only women may wear the crown of @@NAME@@
7. royalty is so last century
8. royalty is so last century
3. burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime
4. the legal minefield around ownership of fiction has demolished the publishing industry
5. science fiction invariably depicts socialist societies as Utopian
2. denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom
3. an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob'
4. cute fluffy little @@LEADERPLURAL@@ are increasingly popular exotic pets
4. libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands
4. citizens have voted the song "@@LEADER@@ Smells Like @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@" as their new national anthem
1. in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare
2. farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops
2. the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else
4. the nation is well known for its rather dull and family-friendly architecture
2. oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys
1. excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions
4. selfie stick use is a required Scout badge
1. no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium
3. indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits
1. 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail
3. home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks
2. tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian
1. foreign musicians that @@LEADER@@ dislikes are turned away at the border
2. dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia
2. parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife
3. the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea
1. many marriages go virtually unconsummated
1. military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets
3. anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death
4. it is unwise to be a poet even if things rhyme and you don't know it
1. all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers
3. a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate
4. the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh
1. people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support @@LEADER@@
4. having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom
5. having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom
1. serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk
2. historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre
3. the Great @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage
1. stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings
4. Air @@NAME@@ tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel
2. undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected
3. the government's stance on marriage is 'Let @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ marry themselves'
3. youth call each other types of vegetables in lieu of government-banned racial insults
1. black tea is only available on the black market
3. machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter
1. those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans
3. clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos
4. gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned
3. Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'
1. Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion
2. military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner
1. there's a bright dawn ahead for @@NAME@@
5. sick days are on the rise
4. centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels
4. comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot
5. adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them
3. illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market
3. from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in @@NAME@@
3. art criticism in @@NAME@@ is scathingly destructive
5. the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate"
1. '@@ANIMAL@@nado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie
1. The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony
2. a stitch in time could see you serving nine
3. schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit
1. citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts
1. theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good
3. God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone
2. bilingual @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are viewed with suspicion
4. it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left
2. the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism
3. traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon
5. rock and roll involves rolling literal rocks in prison
4. hotels often double as quarantine zones
2. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
3. music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs
5. students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50
1. caroling is considered a public disturbance
2. it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable
3. modern @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ art is so hot right now
4. Snapgram-filtered portraits adorn the walls of stately homes
5. chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on
6. hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on
2. children cry as government officials steal their water pistols
1. textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be
3. the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters
4. the libraries of @@NAME@@ are staffed by lone, lonely librarians
4. former royals stand on the street corner with signs reading "will cut ribbons for money"
2. running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training
4. the term "Native @@DEMONYMNOUN@@" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority
5. saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense
1. monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends
3. royal princesses are recognizable by their plastic tiaras
1. television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment
1. insanely good theatre productions face government censorship
4. ex-royals are being greeted by a whole new set of gestures
1. foreign ambassadors never get to see what @@NAME@@ has to offer
1. brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries
4. the nation tends not to learn from its history
2. one can walk from one side of @@CAPITAL@@ to the other without setting foot on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soil
4. newspapers print only headlines
1. the statue in the @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ Plaza has a solar panel for a hat
3. foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather
4. favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips
1. standing on one leg in public is a criminal offence
3. taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location
3. many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
5. citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping
5. coconut-half banging former royals skip around the countryside seeking gullible peasants to rule
1. "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster
1. politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back
3. former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor
4. the monarchy goes down the drain with a royal flush
5. the monarchy goes down the drain with a royal flush
1. posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables
1. every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting
3. populations of two-headed @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites
5. religious officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake
1. the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market
1. sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls
3. small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists
3. a petition to improve @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks
3. the holiday spirit must not be taken to the max
4. unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers
4. Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble @@LEADER@@'s enigmatic grin
5. the elderly don't know who the dickens adorns the face of newly-issued banknotes
2. faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation
3. every citizen sounds like a television news anchor
1. teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath
1. eating kids as food has been enshrined in law
1. asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response
2. asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response
1. middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians
2. academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs
8. short is not always sweet
1. chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels
1. citizens can freely debate whether @@LEADER@@ is a great leader or the greatest leader
3. songs of praise to @@LEADER@@ are filled with coded messages from the resistance
1. ten out of ten journalists agree that @@LEADER@@ is doing a bang-up job
3. the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys
5. "Citizen Godfather Part IV: Gone with the Rosebud" is dominating the box office
1. edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang
2. all music has been banned
2. small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls
3. the church encourages double-dipping
3. the only fine art that is valued is the fine art of economic productivity
3. young people pass around flash drives filled with illegal music
1. candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED
2. people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating
1. creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption
2. creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption
1. punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements
4. restless leg syndrome sufferers live under constant fear of arrest
1. enterprising game developers are a hop, skip, and a double-jump away from arrest
2. foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ RPG
1. Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers
3. murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated
2. playing card suits are sold separately
4. royals are losing their heads over jubilee week celebrations
5. royals are losing their heads over jubilee week celebrations
2. the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially
3. arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve
2. nothing is more offensive than being inoffensive
1. displaying impatience in any form lands you a spot on the @@NAMEINITIALS@@IA watchlist
1. every record has been erased and every picture painted over
4. the sound of silence from abandoned Violetist temples is deafening
4. the five second rule has been amended to the five minute rule
3. children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi
1. streaming companies get dammed up whenever a powerful person throws a tantrum
2. anyone criticizing an executive's haircut online runs the risk of being doxxed by omniscient troll m1n3l0v3r9001
3. oranges have been renamed to avoid trademark infringement
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Removed by:1. contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art
2. artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air
1. political spontaneity takes a lot of planning
Sometimes removed by:2. elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume
3. nude art is becoming wildly popular
1. people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight
4. @@NAME@@'s Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region
1. a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country
3. recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies
1. the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces
3. graffiti graces every city's streets
2. artists are pillars of society
2. there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'
1. large sections of @@NAME@@ have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there
5. a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world
1. murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour
1. prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams
3. archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions
2. skateparks can be found in every city
2. the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest @@ANIMAL@@ hunting institutions
5. the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication
1. it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations
3. criminals are thrown to the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to repay their debt to society
1. immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day
4. all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society
2. students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak
2. seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'
3. tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport
1. conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings
4. commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies
5. terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums
2. the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system
3. troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour
1. builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction
2. the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny
3. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
4. the Hanging Gardens account for half of @@CAPITAL@@'s water use
1. fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace
5. the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in @@REGION@@
1. troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto
1. commemoration of the Great @@REGION@@ War costs almost as much as the war itself
2. historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism
4. the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event
2. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
3. concussed @@ANIMAL@@ball players cannot remember their lineup position
4. players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (@@EGG@@)
1. cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry
2. tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects
4. books are so highly regarded in @@NAME@@ that libraries are often revered as holy shrines
1. tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless
3. the nation's solution to the ongoing famine is to lock up anyone who mentions the famine
1. the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world
3. children are expected to carve their own toys
2. village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament
1. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances
2. gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs
3. public shaming is the bedrock of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ society
2. good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals
3. groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol
1. Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to @@CAPITAL@@ to enjoy their national art
3. city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside
2. a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants
1. @@LEADER@@'s exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners
1. an exhibition on @@ANIMAL@@ memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery
2. the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa
3. the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art"
1. artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings
4. folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers"
1. cities in @@NAME@@ declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings
5. city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty
6. city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty
3. the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained @@ANIMAL@@
3. young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery
2. commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all
1. hundreds of teenagers die every year at the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Hungry Games
3. international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism
4. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
6. the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills
3. annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt
6. @@LEADER@@ is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls
3. international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise
1. urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts
3. the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years
2. intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works
3. people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy
4. funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience
5. contestants on @@NAME@@'s Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent
3. the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers
3. distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ throne
4. distant and obscure female relatives succeed to the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ throne
1. @@LEADER@@'s luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site
2. policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns
6. a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man
3. not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric
1. @@LEADER@@'s peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide
3. the sanitised and dull music festivals of @@NAME@@ are famed for their reasonable volume levels
1. golden statues of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District
3. t-shirts displaying a photo of @@LEADER@@ performing the Full-Monty are selling out
2. colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial @@ANIMAL@@'
6. no one appreciates @@LEADER@@'s costume of King Oswyn V (@@EGG@@)
1. the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite
4. the government has declared that monochrome cinema is the next big thing
2. bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of
7. you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly
4. pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace
1. the nation has nearly as many history museums as @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@
1. squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal
3. the Great Pyramid of @@CAPITAL@@ can be seen from miles away
5. the new classical revitalization of @@CAPITAL@@ is expected to be completed sometime in the next century
1. the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly
3. it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it"
2. restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in @@NAME@@
3. there are no bananas today in @@NAME@@
1. barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the @@CAPITAL@@ Natural History Museum
3. the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people
3. truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills
4. @@LEADER@@ is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour
2. the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape
2. hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts
2. school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel
3. terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports
3. the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands
3. kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class
2. dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming
3. tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments
2. statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty
2. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
3. garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'
3. citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna
3. songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti
3. when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ dark-plume goshawk
1. drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth
1. for 25 @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy
5. Air @@NAME@@ is rumored to receive more government funding than the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force
6. Air @@NAME@@ is rumored to receive more government funding than the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Air Force
3. politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies
2. the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea
4. shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes
3. the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification
2. celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget
4. angry men scowl at each other across chess boards
3. toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters
4. the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools
4. wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons
2. cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park
4. visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering
3. ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes
3. it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven
4. a rusted hulk in @@CAPITAL@@ harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in @@REGION@@
1. collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise
1. on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life
2. citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals
1. the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried @@ANIMAL@@ Dung" has been declared a national treasure
2. Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to @@NAME@@ as a reminder of their "special relationship"
1. museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts
2. education is transforming people into first-rate snobs
3. the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country
4. the Gallery of Amusing Cat Photographs is the most popular museum in the country
2. this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year
3. movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise
2. explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends
3. preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance
1. nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines
4. bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects
1. road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans
2. street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner
1. an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs
1. the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese
2. there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies
6. there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands
2. in musicals everybody's a little bit racist
4. five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year
2. the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation
1. a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to @@LEADER@@
4. the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship
2. theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage
1. a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction
3. government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy
1. a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows
1. wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them
3. there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building
3. the diplomatic corps stinks
1. elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation
4. the latest political memes depict @@LEADER@@ as an overly-choreographed robot
4. card collectors duel to the death
2. minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander
3. stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ humor gets
1. foreign lack of enthusiasm for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli
2. most pop videos prominently feature the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag
1. concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas"
1. the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item
4. the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness
1. the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat
2. a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of @@LEADER@@
1. some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them
4. all the playground's a stage for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ schoolchildren
1. gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away
2. it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language
1. seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma
1. trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams
1. soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets
3. posing for pictures is an integral part of military training
2. at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to @@LEADER@@'s wardrobe
4. the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in @@REGION@@
3. days begin with afternoon tea
3. artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece
2. it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon
2. primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit
3. ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain
3. gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones
1. arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets
1. the 'sing-a-long with @@LEADER@@' album is a popular souvenir
2. tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set
4. awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown
4. films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay
5. the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos
6. the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos
2. few that venture into government archives are ever seen again
3. the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap
5. Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget
1. books are often used as kindling
3. the book "Zen and the Art of Dog Maintenance" is inexplicably a worldwide success
2. residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts
4. teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years
3. the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought
1. citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason
4. the @@CAPITAL@@ Film Festival recently voted '@@DEMONYMNOUN@@ Getting Hit By Football' as best film
4. heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-@@CURRENCY@@ treacle machine
2. group hugs break out during floor votes
2. the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me
1. museum employees look down on short people
4. fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures
1. the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally
3. the well-to-do in @@REGION@@ are never on time for important appointments
1. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about @@LEADER@@
2. nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2
1. masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery
2. politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority")
2. royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work
3. nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls
2. signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés
4. paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark
2. the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu
3. there's a mortuary next to every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurant
2. rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century
2. it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise
1. practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no"
2. the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to @@NAME@@" on tails
1. it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions
2. a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics
1. the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ weed picker
2. internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ weed picker are way up
2. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ believe manners maketh the leader
1. the official @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child
2. children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again
1. old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum
2. the parliament doubled in size recently
3. the parliament doubled in size recently
2. @@CAPITAL@@ has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra
3. the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers
1. kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history
6. visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination
2. families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs
2. a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills
2. community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for @@LEADER@@'
4. @@LEADER@@ accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients
2. even secular @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!"
2. what goes down must come up
11. @@LEADER@@ has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (@@EGG@@)
1. the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans
2. private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button
3. private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button
4. fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality
2. those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much
3. people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces
3. a lot of number one hits are straight cover versions
2. running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate
3. you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs
3. this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's
5. beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect
2. the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer
3. this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection
3. the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect
4. the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect
5. the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ foreign aid program is quick to provide starving children with the latest video games
2. @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ diplomacy is by the book
3. visiting the best @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurants requires keeping a visa on file
4. visiting the best @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurants requires keeping a visa on file
4. millionaires are surprised to find they are eligible for government handouts
1. the average video game can be completed over lunch break
3. video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures
1. street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations
1. only those who apply can study applied maths
3. Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities
1. the rich are once again pinching pennies
1. police shut down children's lemonade stands for being "unsavory street food"
1. elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists
2. all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs
1. children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested
2. cave paintings are back in vogue
2. the poorest @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ live in 'the stacks'
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Gained from:Sometimes gained from:3. all alcohol is banned
2. the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates
3. the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque
4. piracy is the nation's most popular pastime
7. ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka
4. politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public
4. moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned
1. former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés
6. hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol
3. acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts
4. ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ pirates
3. citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz
3. in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho)
4. merchant ships always travel line astern in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ waters
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Removed by:3. zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets
1. @@NAME@@'s fine wines are renowned throughout the region
1. @@NAME@@'s navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas
3. drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (@@EGG@@)
2. thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets
3. bar brawls are an hourly occurrence
4. bar brawls are an hourly occurrence
1. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
2. it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit
5. falling over while singing is a national pastime
1. roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards
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triple-decker prams | |
Gained from:2. churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'
3. women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the @@TYPE@@
2. parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be'
3. the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby"
4. doctors with dyed hair inform patients via video-link that they must not go against nature
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Removed by:1. the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS
1. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
2. teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
3. a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street"
3. couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten
4. couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten
4. nocturnal complaints about noisy neighbours are rising stiffly
1. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
2. lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post
3. the word "mother" is the favourite punchline of ribald comics
2. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
3. kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them
1. construction of the @@CAPITAL@@ Abortionplex has commenced
2. construction of the @@CAPITAL@@ Abortionplex has commenced
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ubiquitous missile silos | |
Gained from:4. most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry
1. citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over @@NAME@@
2. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
3. the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations
5. citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon
1. nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids
3. the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security
3. the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams
3. @@REGION@@ holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered
3. the international community waits with bated breath as the moment of nuclear warfare comes closer
3. nuclear bases are readying themselves for missile deployment
3. innocent civilians in Brasilistan are evacuating the country after rumours a nuclear strike is imminent
3. the manufacturing and stockpiling of nuclear weapons is on the increase
3. soldiers in Brasilistan are reported to be AWOL as @@NAME@@ prepares to bomb the nation
2. the entire nation of Brasilistan has been designated as a nuclear testing site
4. Brasilistan is being evacuated after its designation as 'Test Zone 1 - Nuclear'
4. Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military unleashed its biological weapons
3. nuclear physics is the most popular course at university
4. global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect @@NAME@@ of supplying extremist groups
4. conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation
3. cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise
2. some say @@LEADER@@ has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons
3. wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities
4. global warming is being combated via global eradication
4. the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer
5. the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer
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Removed by:2. military funding has been stripped back
4. all weapon research has been banned
5. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
6. the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem
4. the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal
5. the nation is devoted to world peas
7. each infantry rifle comes pre-loaded with a single white carnation in the barrel
5. the nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek"
4. when it comes to WMDs @@NAME@@ has declared that the only winning move is not to play
3. the new biography of @@LEADER@@ is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb"
3. the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies
7. the nation has chosen not to live in interesting times
3. the nation's most powerful weapon is its negotiating skills
2. the nation's most powerful weapon is its negotiating skills
3. standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets
2. radiation is a hot topic
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unlimited-speed roads | |
Gained from:Sometimes gained from:1. the ban on cars has been repealed
2. the ban on cars has been repealed
3. the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels
1. the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril
11. former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders
4. hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport
5. cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes
2. crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic
5. the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back
2. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
3. motorbike jousters live young and die fast
7. excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date
1. government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos
4. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
5. @@LEADER@@ spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses
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Removed by:1. cars are banned
3. cars have been banned
3. skateboarding is the only legal way to travel
4. urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies
2. white-collar unemployment skyrockets as the suburbs are not within bicycling distance to work (@@EGG@@)
1. mothers drive their college-graduate children to work
3. bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned
4. heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in
1. many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive"
3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@)
4. the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned
4. the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses
5. mail and shipped goods take forever to get to buyers
5. mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals
4. demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other
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vat-grown people | |
Gained from:6. citizens are grown in vats
4. the youth of today are literally shaped by big business
5. the youth of today are literally shaped by state ideology
5. new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets
3. the love has gone in @@NAME@@
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Removed by:3. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
4. 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts
6. relationship guidance consists of "lie back and think of @@NAME@@"
2. religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches)
3. growing infants in a vat is an antiquated concept
6. therapists advise women who are constantly stressed and tired to have another baby
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zero percent divorce rate | |
Gained from:2. the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
3. the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced
3. all marriages are arranged by the government
1. adultery has been made a capital offence
3. spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months
5. mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels
1. the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder
2. the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder
1. wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles
2. tax avoidance is a serious affair
Sometimes gained from:1. divorce is illegal
2. divorce is illegal
4. there have been reports of people marrying housepets
1. every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry
3. couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics
2. @@LEADER@@'s new android secretary is the latest media darling
3. robosexual marriages are increasingly common
1. many marriages go virtually unconsummated
3. the government's stance on marriage is 'Let @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ marry themselves'
3. the church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily
2. would-be crossers of the class divide find the social ladder is well-lubricated
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Removed by:4. @@NAME@@ is notorious for its citizens' infidelity
4. divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets
6. citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State
4. once-popular honeymoon destinations have become ghost towns due to a lack of visitors
1. acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings
2. children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand
2. @@LEADER@@ is in a committed monogamous relationship with a huge number of people
2. end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang
4. many adults are moving back in with their parents
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