| Option | Result | Data points / Last confirmed  | 
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| 1. ponies are brutally murdered before being left to rot (@@EGG@@) | 
 unknown effect 
sometimes adds notability: barren, inhospitable landscape 
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 0 
2024-03-31 
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| 2. pony-derived products are greasing the wheels of industry (@@EGG@@) | 
 unknown effect 
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 0 
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| 3. ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (@@EGG@@) | 
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+0.03 to +0.36 Economy (mean +0.1950) 
+9.49 to +16.48 Wealth Gaps (mean +12.9850) 
+0.45 to +0.85 Death Rate (mean +0.6500) 
-0.93 to -0.1 Compassion (mean -0.5150) 
+60.26 to +213.26 Eco-Friendliness (mean +136.7600) 
+0.5 to +6.34 Social Conservatism (mean +3.4200) 
-1.75 to -0.25 Nudity (mean -1.0000) 
-0.47 to -0.4 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -0.4350) 
-112.99 to -1.05 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -57.0200) 
-93.6 to -0.5 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -47.0500) 
-393.82 to -122.97 Industry: Information Technology (mean -258.3950) 
-89.29 to -82.09 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -85.6900) 
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-0.43 to +583.29 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +291.4300) 
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-139.61 to -54.01 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -96.8100) 
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+0.72 to +7.15 Rudeness (mean +3.9350) 
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-0.99 to -0.74 Cheerfulness (mean -0.8650) 
+7 Weather 
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-0.1 to -0 Safety (mean -0.0500) 
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-5.75 to -0.06 Ideological Radicality (mean -2.9050) 
+0 to +540.07 Defense Forces (mean +270.0350) 
-2.43 to -0.08 Pacifism (mean -1.2550) 
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-0.29 to +0.17 Taxation (mean -0.0600) 
-1.64 to +10.29 Freedom From Taxation (mean +4.3250) 
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+1.82 to +2.98 Food Quality (mean +2.4000) 
adds policy: No Aircraft 
adds policy: No Automobiles 
adds policy: Slavery 
adds notability: ban on automobiles 
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape 
sometimes removes notability: deadly medical pandemics 
adds notability: enslaved workforce 
sometimes adds notability: exploding hoverboards 
sometimes adds notability: hatred of cheese 
adds notability: lack of airports 
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates 
removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars 
removes notability: unlimited-speed roads 
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| 4. young girls who ask their parents for a pony are routinely lobotomised (@@EGG@@) | 
 unknown effect 
sometimes removes notability: deadly medical pandemics 
 | 
 0 
2024-03-18 
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