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2. bicyclists are banned from major roads
1. Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested
1. the death penalty has been reintroduced
2. the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries
5. the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries
3. citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process
3. protests are prohibited from blocking traffic
1. gun ownership is compulsory
1. crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters
2. firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction
3. the streets are plagued with knife-wielding madmen
1. the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority
2. legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass
3. the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician
1. the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place
2. the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism
3. the arms industry is strictly regulated
2. recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed
1. cheese has become the new icon of political dissent
4. cheese has been labelled a dangerous weapon and banned
2. anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper
6. the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points
2. most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists
3. the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales
4. a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end
1. military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'
3. priests are being drafted by the church load
4. priests are being drafted by the church load
2. criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat
1. @@CAPITAL@@ is a police state during international summits
1. workers have seized control of the economy
1. politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening
2. labour strikes are routinely squashed by police
1. @@CAPITAL@@'s main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight
2. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
3. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
1. legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench
1. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
2. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
3. tourists visit @@NAME@@ to mass-moon @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politicians
4. the bum of @@LEADER@@ has been voted the most recognisable in @@NAME@@
3. cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting
1. nothing gets the party jumping like @@LEADER@@ specifying how high
2. politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls
1. real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated
2. @@LEADER@@'s handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars
3. the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea
2. statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty
3. a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate
4. racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants
4. traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups
1. citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks
2. citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks
1. @@LEADER@@ claims no responsibility for what @@LEADER@@'s government does
1. schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at @@LEADER@@'s name
4. political cartoons depicting @@LEADER@@'s face on @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@'s buttocks are selling like hotcakes
2. the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest
2. creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project
9. government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'
2. the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop
1. 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists
2. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
3. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
4. a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation
1. ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box
6. solid-gold toilets are @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ prisons' least expensive furnishings
1. internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing @@LEADER@@ to cartoon bears
2. the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments
3. investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended
3. punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up
1. military officers are given medals for disobeying orders
4. parents tell their little girls that violence is sometimes the answer
5. parents tell their little girls that violence is sometimes the answer
2. the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers
1. engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?"
1. burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine
2. burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine
4. it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?"
3. the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots
1. out-of-work actors say they can't complain
2. a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining
3. surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich
4. chanting protestors ask "WHAT DO WE WANT?" and reply "MORE OF THE SAME"
1. the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic
2. the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free
3. the people have taken "Hail @@LEADER@@" as an invitation to lob rocks
1. a major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics
3. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
4. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
2. new laws are ignored if they don't have a tabloid-style headline
3. media bosses are discovering the cost of being free
4. the government is taking its ball and going home
1. the government has granted that two plus two makes four
1. pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion
2. constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians
2. the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds
3. graffiti artists make up a significant portion of the coal mining population
4. the armed forces insist that UFOs aren't real... yet
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2. extreme political groups are outlawed
2. the government violently suppresses separatist movements
4. anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst
3. protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others
2. suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence
3. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
4. environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway
2. the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence
1. protests are illegal
3. protests are legal but strictly supervised
2. the government is cracking down on subversive groups
1. rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons
3. the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls
2. citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them
3. the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about @@LEADER@@
4. the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association
1. families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up
1. hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities
1. pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police
5. chemically brainwashed citizens praise @@LEADER@@'s name on an hourly basis
1. the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan
3. officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high
5. opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars
4. oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem
3. @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom
6. @@LEADER@@ often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers
2. titles of nobility are packaged with @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ citizenship in invite-only auctions
2. a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant
3. those on @@LEADER@@'s rumored 'Enemies List' tend to disappear overnight
3. nobody accepts @@LEADER@@'s dinner invitations anymore
2. citizens who inform on their neighbors can trade government "loyalty points" for food and other prizes
2. dissidents' perp walks are repeatedly shown during prime time television
3. the nation's unofficial motto is "Fear Thy Neighbour"
2. citizens are required by law to prominently display a portrait of @@LEADER@@ in their homes
1. you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule @@NAME@@ but at least the trains run on time
4. everyone apparently sends @@LEADER@@ hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child
1. both injustice and force-feeding are sticking in the craw of hunger-striking suffragettes
2. it is written that heretics die and @@LEADER@@ laughs
2. government statistics suggest 115% of the population love @@LEADER@@
3. mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes
5. the government prevents violence by committing genocide
4. achieving blood purity involves a surprising amount of bloodshed
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2. bicyclists are banned from major roads
1. Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested
2. the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries
5. the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries
3. protests are prohibited from blocking traffic
3. people caught mistreating @@NAME@@'s flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain
1. the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority
1. the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place
2. citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'
2. popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent
3. political cartoonists are known for their distinctive odour
4. cheese has been labelled a dangerous weapon and banned
1. the government has outlawed extremist parties
4. women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers
5. women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers
3. petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls
1. it is illegal to liberate slaves
3. the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales
2. fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes
1. a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly"
2. a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly"
2. conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors
3. priests are being drafted by the church load
4. priests are being drafted by the church load
1. @@CAPITAL@@ is a police state during international summits
4. oracles predict landslide victories for @@LEADER@@ for the next 50 years
1. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
2. pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects
1. police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views
4. preachers and little old ladies disappear from their homes at night and are never heard from again
3. barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South @@ANIMAL@@ Sea
2. labour strikes are routinely squashed by police
2. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
3. possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence
2. the legal profession considers itself above the law
1. legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench
1. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
2. weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments
1. a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'
5. contestants on @@NAME@@'s Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent
1. nothing gets the party jumping like @@LEADER@@ specifying how high
1. real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated
3. the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea
2. citizens who don't recite the Pledge of @@NAME@@ at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list
3. citizens who don't recite the Pledge of @@NAME@@ at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list
2. statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty
4. racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants
2. the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun
4. traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups
6. the legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens
2. creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project
4. internet flame wars have been known to cause real-world casualties
1. liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world"
1. 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists
2. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
3. internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens
2. the practice of capital punishment proves divisive
2. maritime signalling has become tedious since only the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag can be displayed
5. leakers release information by etching graffiti on bathroom stalls
1. internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing @@LEADER@@ to cartoon bears
3. screenwriters and actors seem to be in short supply these days
3. investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended
3. punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up
4. there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ military
3. you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party
1. the sun rises an hour later on border communities
4. it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?"
1. out-of-work actors say they can't complain
3. surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich
2. the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free
2. gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so"
3. parliamentarians prepare for marathon speeches with drinking hats and nappies
3. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
4. serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers
1. ten out of ten journalists agree that @@LEADER@@ is doing a bang-up job
1. pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion
1. local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother
3. graffiti artists make up a significant portion of the coal mining population
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