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| 1. requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach |
+0 to +0.06 Civil Rights (mean +0.0001)
+0 to +0.04 Economy (mean +0.0001)
+0 to +3.81 Political Freedom (mean +0.0070)
+0 to +0.04 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.0001)
-0.36 to +0.44 Death Rate (mean -0.0098)
-1.68 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.5823)
-5.09 to +33.39 Eco-Friendliness (mean +3.0498)
-0.09 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0002)
-9.13 to +48.58 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +3.2135)
-100.21 to +361.55 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +6.3267)
-11.9 to +31.82 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +5.4428)
-26.97 to +595.19 Industry: Information Technology (mean +24.8065)
-15.17 to +23.43 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +0.4743)
-11.2 to +64.55 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +2.0217)
-14.95 to +331.98 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +91.5457)
-8.26 to +68.2 Sector: Agriculture (mean +10.0195)
-6.73 to +60.94 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +2.5797)
-15.21 to +41.92 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +9.0312)
-19.53 to +52.84 Industry: Mining (mean +6.4342)
-3.28 to +121.75 Industry: Insurance (mean +7.2826)
-14.67 to +39.13 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +8.3462)
-17.76 to +77.74 Industry: Retail (mean +2.0998)
-12.31 to +107.88 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +2.8856)
-2.18 to +134.91 Industry: Gambling (mean +5.9131)
-20.73 to +360.54 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +100.2007)
+0 to +0.05 Government Size (mean +0.0002)
-5.29 to +40.64 Welfare (mean +2.0348)
-7.64 to +47.02 Public Healthcare (mean +5.0278)
-9.26 to +73.72 Law Enforcement (mean +10.8876)
-7.89 to +78.33 Business Subsidization (mean +9.2612)
-0.73 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.0013)
-2.45 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.4114)
+0 to +6.11 Rudeness (mean +1.0823)
+0 to +0.59 Intelligence (mean +0.0011)
-0.79 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.0015)
+0 to +1 Political Apathy (mean +0.4489)
-0.5 to -0 Cheerfulness (mean -0.3256)
-1 to -0 Weather (mean -0.9963)
-0.42 to +0.03 Compliance (mean -0.0812)
-1.64 to -0 Safety (mean -0.2083)
-0.05 to +0.12 Lifespan (mean +0.0028)
-1.32 to +0.03 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0024)
-11.8 to +111.59 Defense Forces (mean +10.9989)
-2.52 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.2444)
+0 to +1.11 Economic Freedom (mean +0.0021)
-0.22 to +0.26 Taxation (mean -0.0107)
-0.67 to +0.18 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.0327)
+0 to +3.98 Corruption (mean +0.5255)
-2.36 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.1564)
-37.11 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0695)
-1.11 to +0.05 Employment (mean -0.0870)
-3.47 to +23.8 Public Transport (mean +1.7044)
-21.62 to -0 Tourism (mean -2.4574)
+0 to +0.06 Weaponization (mean +0.0077)
+0 to +0.2 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.0674)
+0 to +0.02 Obesity (mean +0.0012)
+0 to +16.38 Charmlessness (mean +0.6080)
-0.03 to +1.32 Averageness (mean +0.0024)
-0.02 to +0.03 Human Development Index (mean +0.0009)
-92.39 to +1109.67 Average Income (mean +250.7945)
-121.79 to +933.62 Average Income of Poor (mean +117.8177)
-262 to +2861 Average Income of Rich (mean +533.0702)
-7.07 to +57.91 Public Education (mean +7.8576)
+0 to +0.3 Crime (mean +0.0266)
-1.28 to +11.15 Foreign Aid (mean +0.4482)
-335.36 to +432.69 Average Disposable Income (mean +93.9181)
-1.27 to -0 Patriotism (mean -0.1759)
-0.03 to +1.29 Food Quality (mean +0.0023)
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| 2. sweat stains are proof of political acumen |
-0.53 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0007)
-1.91 to -0 Economy (mean -0.0019)
-2.29 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0048)
-2.87 to +0.46 Death Rate (mean -0.0539)
+0 to +1.68 Compassion (mean +0.4875)
-55.01 to +3.44 Eco-Friendliness (mean -1.5822)
+0 to +0.4 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0007)
-0.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0003)
-34.02 to +15.94 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -0.4929)
-153.3 to +10.07 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -0.9721)
-30.25 to +14.62 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -1.1818)
-198.1 to +697.93 Industry: Information Technology (mean -5.6923)
-81.98 to +373.34 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -0.1614)
-49.07 to +19.96 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -0.7458)
-205.45 to +52.84 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -33.9206)
-62.95 to +19.54 Sector: Agriculture (mean -1.6280)
-82.48 to +25.28 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -0.9817)
-182.86 to +19.16 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -0.9641)
-45.72 to +27.93 Industry: Mining (mean -1.4377)
-210.1 to +2.94 Industry: Insurance (mean -18.6083)
-31.59 to +17.13 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -1.1255)
-104.22 to +50.1 Industry: Retail (mean -2.8650)
-119.72 to +289.32 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -2.4629)
-126.75 to +20.41 Industry: Gambling (mean -8.2550)
-236.7 to +72.57 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -35.5878)
+0 to +0.16 Government Size (mean +0.0188)
-8.49 to +372.84 Welfare (mean +53.2947)
-87.62 to +37.25 Public Healthcare (mean -2.1600)
-71.09 to +6.51 Law Enforcement (mean -2.3290)
-58.16 to +21.21 Business Subsidization (mean -2.8217)
-1.47 to -0 Religiousness (mean -0.0015)
+0 to +0.87 Income Equality (mean +0.0009)
+0 to +2.45 Niceness (mean +0.4884)
-1.57 to -0 Rudeness (mean -0.3483)
-0.09 to +0.59 Intelligence (mean +0.0008)
-0.54 to +0.09 Ignorance (mean -0.0005)
+0 to +0.31 Political Apathy (mean +0.0003)
+0 to +1.52 Health (mean +0.0015)
+0 to +0.5 Cheerfulness (mean +0.3561)
-1 to +3 Weather (mean +0.9930)
+0 to +0.69 Compliance (mean +0.1397)
-0.13 to +1.8 Safety (mean +0.0866)
-0.08 to +0.91 Lifespan (mean +0.0303)
-0.09 to +0.35 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0003)
-63.34 to +16.2 Defense Forces (mean -2.0151)
+0 to +4.26 Pacifism (mean +0.5923)
-1.43 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.0014)
-0.02 to +0.62 Taxation (mean +0.0703)
-1.35 to +0.44 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.3331)
-0.01 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.0000)
+0 to +91.23 Authoritarianism (mean +0.0929)
-2 to +0.14 Employment (mean -0.0307)
-26.67 to +2.57 Public Transport (mean -0.9345)
+0 to +34.3 Tourism (mean +4.8877)
-0.11 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0088)
-0.3 to +0.74 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.0006)
-0.09 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0018)
+0 to +0.55 Secularism (mean +0.0006)
+0 to +0.07 Environmental Beauty (mean +0.0001)
-17.12 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.3612)
-0.35 to +0.09 Averageness (mean -0.0003)
-0.43 to +0.43 Human Development Index (mean +0.0101)
-4.34 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0053)
+0 to +4.25 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0081)
-0.29 to -0 Inclusiveness (mean -0.0003)
-1345.91 to +446.23 Average Income (mean -29.7802)
-683.11 to +414.16 Average Income of Poor (mean -10.2112)
-6302 to +2600 Average Income of Rich (mean -116.4364)
-118.1 to +8.25 Public Education (mean -3.1651)
-0.75 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0421)
-22.86 to +1.99 Foreign Aid (mean -0.4104)
-1130.85 to +185.52 Average Disposable Income (mean -86.1949)
-0.56 to +0.05 Patriotism (mean -0.0005)
-0.73 to +0.58 Food Quality (mean +0.0002)
sometimes removes notability: complete absence of social welfare
sometimes adds notability: devotion to social welfare
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| 3. politicians' smiles are legally considered a form of disaster relief |
+0 to +0.01 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.0000)
-1.21 to -0 Death Rate (mean -0.0245)
+0 to +1 Compassion (mean +0.1388)
-12.13 to +32.38 Eco-Friendliness (mean +1.6928)
-2.18 to +22.55 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +0.8804)
-7.99 to +17.39 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +0.8788)
-8.25 to +21.82 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +1.2536)
-5.41 to +506.44 Industry: Information Technology (mean +6.8263)
-5.01 to +9.75 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +0.4604)
-6.92 to +38.43 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +1.1177)
-95.3 to +118.31 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -4.5448)
-39.25 to +44.48 Sector: Agriculture (mean +1.4903)
-2.9 to +33.54 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +0.7101)
-3.51 to +22.14 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +1.2273)
-7.02 to +182.7 Industry: Mining (mean +3.4350)
+0 to +162.93 Industry: Insurance (mean +13.4366)
-21.13 to +24.66 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +1.4483)
-7.52 to +57.56 Industry: Retail (mean +2.5180)
-27.61 to +34.22 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +1.3017)
-38.13 to +93.1 Industry: Gambling (mean +1.4583)
-97.86 to +135.96 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -2.4086)
-9.88 to +22.81 Welfare (mean +1.0785)
-10.42 to +25.54 Public Healthcare (mean +2.3042)
-20.75 to +77.11 Law Enforcement (mean +3.9094)
-22.64 to +56.83 Business Subsidization (mean +3.6482)
-0.14 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.0005)
-0.48 to +0.01 Rudeness (mean -0.1404)
+0 to +0.12 Intelligence (mean +0.0005)
-0.5 to -0 Cheerfulness (mean -0.2775)
-1 to -0 Weather (mean -0.9883)
+0 to +0.21 Compliance (mean +0.0554)
-0.86 to -0 Safety (mean -0.1520)
+0 to +0.12 Lifespan (mean +0.0070)
-0.07 to -0 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0003)
-11.76 to +78.23 Defense Forces (mean +4.2632)
+0 to +1.16 Pacifism (mean +0.1471)
+0 to +0.22 Economic Freedom (mean +0.0009)
-0.08 to +0.09 Taxation (mean +0.0029)
-0.1 to +0.74 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.0064)
+0 to +0.92 Corruption (mean +0.4638)
-0.49 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.0804)
-2.09 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0082)
-1.39 to +0.18 Employment (mean -0.0509)
-6.91 to +14.27 Public Transport (mean +1.1121)
-7.5 to -0 Tourism (mean -0.8692)
-0.03 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0045)
+0 to +0.02 Obesity (mean +0.0013)
-0.01 to -0 Environmental Beauty (mean -0.0000)
+0 to +4.96 Charmlessness (mean +0.2897)
+0 to +0.07 Averageness (mean +0.0003)
+0 to +0.04 Human Development Index (mean +0.0024)
-4.52 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0177)
+0 to +3.99 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0156)
-62.46 to +679.81 Average Income (mean +53.6103)
-41.75 to +420.45 Average Income of Poor (mean +26.7796)
-89 to +1877 Average Income of Rich (mean +115.0156)
-21.47 to +44.19 Public Education (mean +3.3113)
-0.16 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0249)
-1.44 to +10.62 Foreign Aid (mean +0.3166)
-247.08 to +259.24 Average Disposable Income (mean +13.0032)
+0 to +0.02 Food Quality (mean +0.0001)
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| 4. thoughts and prayers have replaced flood barriers and evacuation plans |
-13.47 to +7.45 Civil Rights (mean +2.3551)
+0 to +2.8 Death Rate (mean +0.3165)
-3.4 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.5167)
-132.16 to +31.81 Eco-Friendliness (mean -1.9970)
-7.45 to +13.6 Social Conservatism (mean -2.1281)
-29.25 to +15.75 Nudity (mean +0.4310)
-28.74 to +5.4 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -1.2196)
-43.26 to +5.04 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.7687)
-55.46 to +19.05 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -3.6988)
-46.06 to +49.47 Industry: Information Technology (mean -3.3697)
-65.53 to +5.22 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -1.6615)
-42.95 to +8.63 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -1.8041)
-51.91 to +412.07 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +38.1677)
-52.91 to +6.4 Sector: Agriculture (mean -2.1680)
-35.62 to +18.19 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -2.0147)
-48.39 to +25.18 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -4.0125)
-63.99 to +42 Industry: Mining (mean -7.8513)
+0 to +755.28 Industry: Insurance (mean +118.9145)
-31.92 to +10.76 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -3.4770)
-93.71 to +65.34 Industry: Retail (mean -6.3083)
-30.2 to +19 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -1.8581)
-16.38 to +411.93 Industry: Gambling (mean +27.8386)
-61.43 to +412.07 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +33.2406)
+0 to +0.19 Government Size (mean +0.0337)
-20.55 to +26.3 Welfare (mean -0.9777)
-41.79 to +21.11 Public Healthcare (mean -3.1974)
-52.19 to +53.77 Law Enforcement (mean -5.0326)
-56.98 to +39.87 Business Subsidization (mean -5.2410)
+0 to +466.78 Religiousness (mean +207.0136)
-3.71 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.2576)
+0 to +2.24 Rudeness (mean +0.5991)
-2.61 to +3.23 Intelligence (mean +0.1208)
-2.17 to +5.23 Ignorance (mean -0.2509)
-2.13 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.4774)
-71.55 to -0 Safety (mean -9.2803)
-1.75 to -0 Lifespan (mean -0.0939)
-3.47 to +1.42 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.8247)
-44.55 to +45.01 Defense Forces (mean -3.8925)
-12.3 to +6.17 Pacifism (mean -1.0541)
-0.69 to +1 Taxation (mean +0.0339)
-0.73 to +0.59 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.4533)
-1715.16 to +376.85 Authoritarianism (mean -185.6480)
-0.09 to +0.06 Employment (mean -0.0050)
-17.64 to +12.23 Public Transport (mean -1.2112)
-124.42 to -0 Tourism (mean -13.5090)
-0.2 to +0.28 Weaponization (mean +0.0320)
-19.72 to +12.2 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.7526)
-7.99 to -0 Secularism (mean -1.0820)
+0 to +57.99 Charmlessness (mean +5.1218)
-1.42 to +3.47 Averageness (mean +0.8247)
-0.58 to -0 Human Development Index (mean -0.0315)
+0 to +750.73 Average Income (mean +247.7144)
+0 to +462.04 Average Income of Poor (mean +113.5753)
+0 to +3632 Average Income of Rich (mean +596.3436)
-32.85 to +43.02 Public Education (mean -3.1713)
+0 to +1.53 Crime (mean +0.1829)
-8.52 to +6.11 Foreign Aid (mean -0.3307)
-417.45 to +688.01 Average Disposable Income (mean +29.0526)
-0.2 to +0.33 Patriotism (mean -0.0272)
removes policy: Theocracy
adds policy: Human Sacrifice
sometimes removes notability: irreverence towards religion
sometimes removes notability: restrictive gun laws
adds notability: ritual sacrifices
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