#496 Rock 'n' Roll Suicide

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1. every workday begins with group therapy
-8.66 to +13.69 Civil Rights (mean +0.0016)
-0.11 to +2.58 Economy (mean +0.0013)
-1.61 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -0.0006)
+0 to +0.13 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.0001)
-24.68 to -0 Death Rate (mean -0.5913)
-0.57 to +1.37 Compassion (mean +0.4074)
-47.12 to +78.23 Eco-Friendliness (mean -2.2496)
-10.27 to +13 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0010)
-29.25 to +22.5 Nudity (mean -0.0056)
-70.65 to +38.02 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -0.9134)
-29.59 to +21.98 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.7015)
-63.32 to +25.24 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -2.1144)
-582.7 to +432.65 Industry: Information Technology (mean -7.8851)
-463.79 to +17.17 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -51.6981)
-75.32 to +482.86 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -2.3237)
-509.7 to +166.46 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -36.2467)
-131.07 to +583.66 Sector: Agriculture (mean -2.5455)
-198.24 to +45.86 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -22.6507)
-92.22 to +39.46 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -2.0728)
-48.36 to +838.41 Industry: Mining (mean -1.4399)
-163.76 to +3.8 Industry: Insurance (mean -31.0325)
-60.64 to +30.09 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -1.9192)
-102.88 to +595.89 Industry: Retail (mean -1.2750)
-116.98 to +612.28 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -2.4007)
-137.89 to +61.87 Industry: Gambling (mean -10.1503)
-508.74 to +171.2 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -39.2661)
+0 to +1.73 Government Size (mean +0.0898)
-54.37 to +71.79 Welfare (mean -2.3929)
+0 to +341.49 Public Healthcare (mean +138.1780)
-81.75 to +40.58 Law Enforcement (mean -4.4042)
-79.42 to +154.46 Business Subsidization (mean -3.6561)
-278.96 to -0 Religiousness (mean -0.1051)
-0.65 to +0.19 Income Equality (mean -0.0002)
+0 to +2.32 Niceness (mean +0.6223)
-1.39 to +0.68 Rudeness (mean -0.2089)
-2.51 to +2.14 Intelligence (mean +0.1552)
-4.9 to +0.46 Ignorance (mean -0.1287)
+0 to +0.45 Political Apathy (mean +0.0002)
+0 to +1.93 Health (mean +0.2340)
+0 to +0.94 Cheerfulness (mean +0.4286)
+0 to +4 Weather (mean +1.9797)
-0.35 to +0.72 Compliance (mean +0.1450)
-1.06 to +2.01 Safety (mean +0.1969)
+0 to +9.45 Lifespan (mean +0.4399)
-5.14 to +0.3 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0036)
-93.43 to +114.13 Defense Forces (mean -3.7321)
-8.35 to +12.86 Pacifism (mean +0.5941)
-0.22 to +0.43 Economic Freedom (mean +0.0001)
-0.09 to +15.45 Taxation (mean +0.3878)
-2.7 to +0.1 Freedom From Taxation (mean -1.0566)
+0 to +0.04 Corruption (mean +0.0000)
-0.18 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.0001)
-616.56 to +110.99 Authoritarianism (mean -0.2659)
-1 to +1 Culture (mean 0)
-0.19 to +2.81 Employment (mean +0.1441)
-28.15 to +27.61 Public Transport (mean -1.5546)
-8.47 to +58.38 Tourism (mean +7.5005)
-0.11 to +0.02 Weaponization (mean -0.0054)
-64.7 to +6.82 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.3111)
-0.47 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.1012)
+0 to +0.97 Secularism (mean +0.0004)
-14.22 to +21.94 Environmental Beauty (mean +0.0022)
-17.32 to +0.02 Charmlessness (mean -0.2791)
-0.3 to +5.14 Averageness (mean +0.0036)
+0 to +3.18 Human Development Index (mean +0.1945)
-50.87 to +10.63 Primitiveness (mean -0.4009)
-5.97 to +21.9 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.3832)
+0 to +8.59 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0037)
-1024.91 to +2444.11 Average Income (mean +23.2378)
-791.58 to +1919.23 Average Income of Poor (mean +19.8688)
-2459 to +3521 Average Income of Rich (mean +27.2448)
-48.51 to +210.69 Public Education (mean +65.8758)
-0.77 to +0.03 Crime (mean -0.0565)
-84.54 to +28.53 Foreign Aid (mean -0.8060)
-2472.34 to +770.94 Average Disposable Income (mean -248.5852)
-0.73 to +0.56 Patriotism (mean +0.0000)
+0 to +2.33 Food Quality (mean +0.3264)
+0 to +2.4 Accessibility (mean +1.3912)
sometimes removes notability: complete lack of public education
sometimes removes notability: deadly medical pandemics
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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2025-12-17
2026-06-30
2026-08-24
2. attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging
-13.33 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -1.2258)
-1.88 to +0.07 Death Rate (mean -0.0343)
-1 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.2570)
-4.76 to +2.96 Eco-Friendliness (mean -0.4884)
+0 to +10 Social Conservatism (mean +1.1267)
-22.5 to -0 Nudity (mean -1.5121)
-23.57 to +11.54 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -0.6560)
-11.06 to +8.05 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -0.5309)
-19.99 to +11.67 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -0.9285)
-16.21 to +22.9 Industry: Information Technology (mean -1.1149)
-12.44 to +5.75 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -0.6498)
-31.87 to +4.31 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -1.1302)
-22.58 to +89.07 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +13.9112)
-13.48 to +6.29 Sector: Agriculture (mean -0.6269)
-13.91 to +11.13 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -0.4251)
-20.82 to +15.96 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -0.9475)
-20.49 to +21.96 Industry: Mining (mean -1.5302)
-6.27 to +138.33 Industry: Insurance (mean +21.0461)
-13.75 to +7.34 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -0.7567)
-16.65 to +34.05 Industry: Retail (mean -0.9448)
-22.1 to +6.38 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -0.7512)
-152.05 to +7.06 Industry: Gambling (mean -14.0048)
-26.73 to +83.29 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +12.3203)
+0 to +0.08 Government Size (mean +0.0255)
-6.72 to +1.99 Welfare (mean -0.5724)
-9.66 to +4.84 Public Healthcare (mean -1.0171)
-0.72 to +170.6 Law Enforcement (mean +75.6438)
-7.31 to +9.55 Business Subsidization (mean -1.0642)
+0 to +87.98 Religiousness (mean +20.9322)
-1.67 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.3508)
+0 to +0.58 Rudeness (mean +0.1292)
-2.15 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.1881)
+0 to +5.06 Ignorance (mean +0.2463)
+0 to +0.28 Political Apathy (mean +0.0006)
-0.5 to -0 Cheerfulness (mean -0.3357)
-1 to -0 Weather (mean -0.9899)
+0 to +1.04 Compliance (mean +0.1322)
+0 to +2.74 Safety (mean +0.5027)
-0.01 to +0.47 Lifespan (mean +0.0125)
-2.5 to +3.33 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.1926)
-13.32 to +17.7 Defense Forces (mean -1.3073)
-1.58 to +8.37 Pacifism (mean +0.2538)
-0.02 to +0.33 Taxation (mean +0.0771)
-0.7 to +0.06 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.3217)
+0 to +1037.06 Authoritarianism (mean +42.4591)
-1 to -0 Culture (mean -0.0020)
-0.86 to +0.02 Employment (mean -0.0217)
-5.38 to +3.97 Public Transport (mean -0.5623)
-22.04 to +19.04 Tourism (mean -2.3843)
-0.77 to +0.02 Weaponization (mean -0.0146)
-45 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -1.2167)
+0 to +0.02 Obesity (mean +0.0019)
-1.18 to -0 Secularism (mean -0.2854)
-10.4 to +13.22 Charmlessness (mean +0.3642)
-3.33 to +2.5 Averageness (mean -0.1926)
-0.01 to +0.16 Human Development Index (mean +0.0041)
-1.8 to -0 Inclusiveness (mean -0.0036)
-27.98 to +265.69 Average Income (mean +62.9070)
-18.89 to +164.71 Average Income of Poor (mean +30.2825)
-40 to +2291 Average Income of Rich (mean +157.2621)
-6.25 to +6.68 Public Education (mean -1.0857)
-0.87 to +0.04 Crime (mean -0.0636)
-2.6 to +2.42 Foreign Aid (mean -0.1721)
-358.85 to +155.26 Average Disposable Income (mean -36.2824)
-0.21 to +0.39 Patriotism (mean +0.0248)
-0.97 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.0020)
-6.32 to -0 Accessibility (mean -1.1182)
adds policy: Capital Punishment
sometimes removes notability: absence of drug laws
adds notability: frequent executions
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
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2026-09-04
2025-09-30
2026-09-04
2024-03-22
2026-08-30
3. the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers
-1.83 to +1.67 Civil Rights (mean -0.0007)
-0.33 to +2.67 Economy (mean +0.0044)
-2 to +7.3 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.2590)
-0.36 to +22.6 Death Rate (mean +1.4074)
-2.67 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.2398)
-39.4 to +42.38 Eco-Friendliness (mean -0.8091)
-1.25 to +2.75 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0031)
-0.75 to +10.5 Nudity (mean +0.0175)
-68.02 to +32.25 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -3.9118)
-32.43 to +26.49 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -2.6882)
-59.7 to +141.45 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -4.8041)
-166.7 to +241.52 Industry: Information Technology (mean -7.5526)
-143.98 to +87.02 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -3.6964)
-76.52 to +44.35 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -2.0529)
-339.13 to +800.59 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +3.8630)
-116.81 to +56.42 Sector: Agriculture (mean -3.3167)
-134.95 to +26.43 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -5.1939)
-74.68 to +39.12 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -6.2712)
-167.62 to +156.63 Industry: Mining (mean -12.9023)
-41.09 to +85.93 Industry: Insurance (mean -2.4431)
-86.45 to +263.18 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -4.4280)
+0 to +1336.45 Industry: Retail (mean +503.8343)
-103.3 to +70.48 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -3.6136)
-139.97 to +346.13 Industry: Gambling (mean +11.0069)
-373.04 to +725.77 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -4.8553)
-0.72 to -0 Government Size (mean -0.1167)
-404.64 to -0 Welfare (mean -132.1860)
-753.48 to -0 Public Healthcare (mean -140.0221)
-61.76 to +92.46 Law Enforcement (mean -5.1566)
-180.05 to +118.35 Business Subsidization (mean -6.9855)
-0.01 to +0.18 Income Equality (mean +0.0005)
-2.19 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.1585)
-0.83 to +3.92 Rudeness (mean +0.2031)
-0.98 to +0.05 Intelligence (mean -0.1021)
-0.06 to +0.89 Ignorance (mean +0.1144)
+0 to +0.02 Health (mean +0.0000)
-2 to +1 Weather (mean 0)
-1.42 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.3128)
-3.82 to +0.09 Safety (mean -0.3171)
-8.24 to +0.05 Lifespan (mean -0.4625)
-0.91 to +0.11 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0022)
-97.13 to +299.7 Defense Forces (mean -4.1999)
-5.67 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.4037)
-0.33 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.0017)
-2.54 to +0.03 Taxation (mean -0.4229)
-0.2 to +2.66 Freedom From Taxation (mean +1.8022)
-57.26 to +44.99 Authoritarianism (mean +0.0626)
+0 to +2 Culture (mean +0.0037)
-0.08 to +3.25 Employment (mean +0.1436)
-25.01 to +24.45 Public Transport (mean -1.0481)
-32.96 to +2.85 Tourism (mean -3.5374)
+0 to +0.3 Weaponization (mean +0.0241)
-2.01 to +1.49 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0032)
-0.4 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0013)
-0.01 to +15.03 Charmlessness (mean +0.8598)
-0.11 to +0.91 Averageness (mean +0.0022)
-2.78 to +0.24 Human Development Index (mean -0.2133)
-3.01 to +7.07 Primitiveness (mean +0.3451)
-9.48 to +2.73 Scientific Advancement (mean -0.3527)
+0 to +6.48 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0119)
-931.24 to +1054 Average Income (mean +79.2914)
-426.87 to +709.08 Average Income of Poor (mean +19.9632)
-5931 to +5317 Average Income of Rich (mean +383.0018)
-167.06 to +10.83 Public Education (mean -70.4990)
+0 to +1.45 Crime (mean +0.1543)
-31.68 to +14.66 Foreign Aid (mean -0.2535)
-264.21 to +2296.13 Average Disposable Income (mean +480.3506)
-0.05 to +2.63 Patriotism (mean +0.0047)
+0 to +1.95 Food Quality (mean +0.0053)
-5.12 to -0 Accessibility (mean -2.0651)
sometimes adds notability: complete absence of social welfare
sometimes adds notability: complete lack of public education
sometimes removes notability: devotion to social welfare
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
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2026-09-01
2026-08-17
2026-08-25
2026-05-19
4. the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events
-2.5 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0042)
-0.17 to -0 Economy (mean -0.0003)
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-0.01 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0000)
-0.7 to +0.01 Death Rate (mean -0.0178)
-22.85 to +46.07 Eco-Friendliness (mean +1.4909)
+0 to +2.5 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0042)
-6.75 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0106)
-9.16 to +25.9 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +0.9898)
-7.08 to +19.29 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +1.5860)
-8.87 to +35.62 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +2.2672)
-203.8 to +124.18 Industry: Information Technology (mean +4.8020)
-64.65 to +31.46 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +0.8896)
-21.14 to +71.05 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +3.6970)
-12.24 to +738.74 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +13.7352)
-8.07 to +45.72 Sector: Agriculture (mean +2.3142)
-63.73 to +28.63 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +1.7414)
-7.62 to +24.22 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +1.7905)
-10.35 to +50.19 Industry: Mining (mean +3.4754)
-9.43 to +30.28 Industry: Insurance (mean +1.1370)
-14.26 to +24.47 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +1.5163)
-13.53 to +55.59 Industry: Retail (mean +3.2929)
-96.35 to +588.43 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +2.5326)
-17.22 to +245.6 Industry: Gambling (mean +15.2316)
-22.79 to +738.74 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +16.9921)
+0 to +0.07 Government Size (mean +0.0002)
-4.8 to +44.81 Welfare (mean +1.4262)
-10.03 to +39.16 Public Healthcare (mean +2.1751)
-37.34 to +65.59 Law Enforcement (mean +3.4538)
-11.15 to +77.77 Business Subsidization (mean +4.3072)
+0 to +16.72 Religiousness (mean +0.0262)
+0 to +0.06 Income Equality (mean +0.0001)
-0.03 to +0.2 Rudeness (mean +0.0003)
-1.14 to +0.57 Intelligence (mean -0.0018)
-1.92 to +4.26 Ignorance (mean +0.0062)
+0 to +1.74 Political Apathy (mean +0.8705)
+0 to +0.41 Health (mean +0.0006)
-1 to +2 Weather (mean +0.0031)
+0 to +0.08 Compliance (mean +0.0002)
-1.74 to -0 Safety (mean -0.5289)
-0.01 to +0.39 Lifespan (mean +0.0116)
-0.83 to +0.14 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0009)
-5.94 to +187.25 Defense Forces (mean +6.2400)
-0.04 to +1.82 Pacifism (mean +0.0028)
-0.12 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.0002)
-0.14 to +0.15 Taxation (mean -0.0044)
-0.48 to +0.08 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.0059)
+0 to +1.84 Corruption (mean +1.0903)
-0.99 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.2807)
-2.35 to +23.32 Authoritarianism (mean +0.0772)
+0 to +1 Culture (mean +0.0016)
-2 to +0.08 Employment (mean -0.1209)
-8.35 to +19.57 Public Transport (mean +1.3576)
-10.34 to +6.94 Tourism (mean -0.6501)
-0.03 to +0.07 Weaponization (mean +0.0001)
-3.92 to +0.53 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.1769)
-0.21 to +0.29 Obesity (mean +0.0001)
-0.54 to -0 Secularism (mean -0.0008)
-0.02 to +1.66 Charmlessness (mean +0.1314)
-0.14 to +0.83 Averageness (mean +0.0009)
-0.88 to +0.1 Human Development Index (mean +0.0024)
+0 to +8.22 Primitiveness (mean +0.0246)
-3.46 to -0 Scientific Advancement (mean -0.0110)
-126.64 to +898.27 Average Income (mean +99.1549)
-85.05 to +810.88 Average Income of Poor (mean +50.5259)
-180 to +3629 Average Income of Rich (mean +252.5665)
-20.06 to +59.97 Public Education (mean +2.6057)
-0.06 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0002)
-6.68 to +11.5 Foreign Aid (mean +0.5404)
-156.29 to +310.66 Average Disposable Income (mean +47.0312)
-3.58 to +0.11 Patriotism (mean -0.5256)
+0 to +0.26 Food Quality (mean +0.0005)
-1.68 to -0 Accessibility (mean -0.0058)
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