#495 Beloved "Planet" Has Gone to the Dogs

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1. academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks
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sometimes removes notability: absence of drug laws
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
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2021-08-23
2022-04-05
2. the government is spending billions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist
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adds policy: Space Program
adds notability: keen interest in outer space
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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2025-06-17
2025-06-17
2025-06-02
3. the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions
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sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes removes notability: complete lack of public education
sometimes removes notability: hatred of cheese
sometimes adds notability: irreverence towards religion
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
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2021-09-30

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