#1755 Don't Have a Cow, Man

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1. black gold is looking more brown these days
-2.22 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0066)
-3.38 to +0.98 Economy (mean -0.0483)
-1.9 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -0.0029)
-136.35 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.9748)
-17.78 to -0 Death Rate (mean -0.4392)
-0.36 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.0006)
+0 to +235.09 Eco-Friendliness (mean +95.7245)
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-4.5 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0138)
-184.66 to +47.64 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -2.2945)
-53.61 to +398.57 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +14.0176)
-262.45 to +40.73 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -5.3482)
-335.95 to +229.53 Industry: Information Technology (mean +48.1635)
-579.02 to +33.5 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -4.8645)
-141.03 to +1130.27 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +29.7558)
-475.21 to +187.17 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -24.9390)
+0 to +1492.05 Sector: Agriculture (mean +500.6437)
-377.79 to +31.18 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -9.2125)
-288.97 to +67.36 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -4.2661)
-519.86 to -0 Industry: Mining (mean -178.9760)
-274.59 to +29.86 Industry: Insurance (mean -2.6149)
-155.67 to +42.69 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -5.6619)
-213.15 to +135.7 Industry: Retail (mean +0.8147)
-185.23 to +123.99 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +5.2136)
-682.16 to +78.66 Industry: Gambling (mean -13.1879)
-554.1 to +225.78 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -32.5813)
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-133.79 to +19.65 Welfare (mean -3.5282)
-108.11 to +21.21 Public Healthcare (mean -4.8716)
-108.01 to +29.45 Law Enforcement (mean -8.0073)
-134.42 to +55.44 Business Subsidization (mean -4.3529)
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-0.31 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.0005)
-9.06 to +0.04 Rudeness (mean -0.7066)
-0.15 to +1.33 Intelligence (mean +0.3958)
-1.85 to +0.05 Ignorance (mean -0.0672)
+0 to +1 Health (mean +0.0957)
+0 to +4 Weather (mean +3.9862)
+0 to +0.52 Compliance (mean +0.0226)
+0 to +2.03 Safety (mean +0.0568)
+0 to +1.66 Lifespan (mean +0.0940)
-1.68 to +0.9 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.1247)
-160.82 to +51.18 Defense Forces (mean -6.8888)
-0.1 to +2.48 Pacifism (mean +0.0146)
-3.87 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.7306)
-1.93 to +0.45 Taxation (mean +0.0135)
-1.27 to +2.4 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.2284)
-0.01 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.0000)
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-2.2 to +0.33 Employment (mean -0.0809)
-81.61 to +11.69 Public Transport (mean -2.1357)
+0 to +96.76 Tourism (mean +5.1398)
-0.04 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0008)
-1.49 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0796)
-1.58 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0895)
+0 to +89.67 Environmental Beauty (mean +25.9072)
-57.03 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.5377)
-0.9 to +1.68 Averageness (mean -0.1247)
-0.58 to +0.86 Human Development Index (mean +0.0667)
-6.79 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.8852)
+0 to +4.48 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.7495)
-15.82 to -0 Inclusiveness (mean -0.0242)
-1084.91 to +2676.93 Average Income (mean +484.7881)
-570.16 to +5132.8 Average Income of Poor (mean +884.8017)
-122322 to +12751 Average Income of Rich (mean -3400.4181)
-148.82 to +99.69 Public Education (mean -8.1390)
-1.12 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0065)
-33.6 to +6.67 Foreign Aid (mean -0.6924)
-818.79 to +3221.55 Average Disposable Income (mean +108.7691)
+0 to +0.13 Patriotism (mean +0.0003)
-2.38 to +4.41 Food Quality (mean +1.1855)
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes removes notability: deadly medical pandemics
sometimes removes notability: exploding hoverboards
sometimes removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes adds notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2025-12-29
2026-01-02
2025-12-27
2026-01-12
2026-01-11
2. cows stare longingly at the greener grass on the other side of the fence
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-8.67 to +2.19 Economy (mean -0.3230)
-33.7 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.9431)
-12.69 to +0.31 Death Rate (mean -0.7593)
-42.55 to +128.35 Eco-Friendliness (mean +44.2737)
+0 to +0.27 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0031)
-235.37 to +74.52 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -5.8212)
-291.51 to +367.14 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +8.4776)
-604.73 to +43.7 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -8.9762)
-315.28 to +505.21 Industry: Information Technology (mean +12.9920)
-213.07 to +84.18 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -10.9933)
-743.56 to +630.66 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -145.0906)
-273.94 to +186.48 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +4.7929)
-70.49 to +1031.8 Sector: Agriculture (mean +263.7047)
-154.56 to +156.39 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -8.9706)
-171.41 to +95.11 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +1.6870)
-220.86 to +82.26 Industry: Mining (mean +1.5585)
-245.51 to +37.18 Industry: Insurance (mean -5.3006)
-320.46 to +56.56 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -3.1779)
-192.62 to +229.55 Industry: Retail (mean +10.8074)
-207.68 to +283.56 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -1.9147)
-292.26 to +115.79 Industry: Gambling (mean -6.0101)
-966.53 to +229.61 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -9.9870)
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-164.17 to +64.71 Welfare (mean -5.8091)
-142.13 to +64.81 Public Healthcare (mean -3.7072)
-102.74 to +98.33 Law Enforcement (mean +1.4493)
-194.89 to +101.72 Business Subsidization (mean +3.5999)
+0.09 to +5.58 Income Equality (mean +1.0510)
-20.51 to +0.08 Rudeness (mean -3.4500)
-0.05 to +0.44 Intelligence (mean +0.0045)
-0.01 to +0.16 Ignorance (mean +0.0017)
+0 to +0.52 Health (mean +0.0969)
+5 Weather
+0 to +0.47 Compliance (mean +0.0759)
+0 to +3.49 Safety (mean +0.2320)
-0.33 to +2.73 Lifespan (mean +0.2099)
-1.1 to +1.72 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.1527)
-222.32 to +80 Defense Forces (mean -3.3531)
+0 to +1.02 Pacifism (mean +0.0602)
-5.15 to -0.11 Economic Freedom (mean -1.7787)
-1.18 to +1.02 Taxation (mean +0.1116)
-2.22 to +1.63 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.6719)
+0.93 to +247.98 Authoritarianism (mean +42.8533)
-1.33 to +0.06 Employment (mean -0.1707)
-46.2 to +112.02 Public Transport (mean +49.3081)
+0.02 to +46.68 Tourism (mean +4.8657)
-0.04 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0043)
-0.09 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0456)
-0.67 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.1042)
+0.01 to +82.05 Environmental Beauty (mean +21.9434)
-7.76 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.7217)
-1.72 to +1.1 Averageness (mean -0.1527)
-1.37 to +1.3 Human Development Index (mean -0.0095)
-3.01 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0350)
+0 to +2.38 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0277)
-3905.5 to +2466.84 Average Income (mean +265.9667)
-2434.61 to +5728.62 Average Income of Poor (mean +1838.1492)
-58854 to +114 Average Income of Rich (mean -7003.0465)
-128.42 to +214.23 Public Education (mean +0.5129)
-0.18 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0181)
-58.37 to +14.86 Foreign Aid (mean -1.9116)
-3463.19 to +1352.41 Average Disposable Income (mean -143.3529)
-0.21 to -0 Patriotism (mean -0.0024)
-0.89 to +1.13 Food Quality (mean +0.1105)
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes adds notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2025-12-04
2025-11-26
2026-01-04
2026-01-03
3. fat taxes on red meat has left the beef industry extra lean
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-0.64 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0452)
-21.05 to -0 Death Rate (mean -0.6483)
+0.19 to +273.46 Eco-Friendliness (mean +119.7655)
-317.05 to +35.6 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -11.1094)
-22.2 to +397.2 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +24.2131)
-230.9 to +87.52 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -3.1197)
-478.17 to +202.84 Industry: Information Technology (mean +3.0792)
-276.95 to +40.76 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -12.0925)
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-231.04 to +566.3 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +21.0115)
-1536.55 to +85.56 Sector: Agriculture (mean -699.5134)
-256.22 to +63.21 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -13.2800)
-179.2 to +175.63 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +4.0842)
-285.59 to +388.06 Industry: Mining (mean +17.4520)
-118.9 to +24.24 Industry: Insurance (mean -4.9648)
-189.32 to +102.22 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +0.0046)
-394.12 to +257.42 Industry: Retail (mean -25.1065)
-325.67 to +134.85 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -0.2158)
-23.65 to +80.14 Industry: Gambling (mean +2.5038)
-606.48 to +643.69 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +6.7818)
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-139.05 to +31.39 Welfare (mean -3.6266)
-87.82 to +47.22 Public Healthcare (mean +6.2890)
-128.35 to +85.74 Law Enforcement (mean +8.8817)
-58.7 to +98.31 Business Subsidization (mean +13.9569)
+0 to +1.92 Income Equality (mean +0.5392)
-6.91 to +0.05 Rudeness (mean -1.1801)
-1.62 to -0 Political Apathy (mean -0.0228)
+0 to +0.93 Health (mean +0.1841)
+10 Weather
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-0.4 to +0.57 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.2123)
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-1.67 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.7844)
-2.39 to +2.19 Taxation (mean +0.2077)
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-43.91 to +28.58 Public Transport (mean +0.9101)
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-0.02 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0015)
-0.46 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.1042)
-1.09 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.2552)
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-38.51 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -1.5959)
-0.57 to +0.4 Averageness (mean -0.2123)
-0.26 to +0.4 Human Development Index (mean +0.0387)
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-22140 to +2789 Average Income of Rich (mean -1643.1690)
-129.23 to +73.07 Public Education (mean +5.6999)
-0.08 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0072)
-27.91 to +21.24 Foreign Aid (mean +0.8030)
-1873.14 to +4024.74 Average Disposable Income (mean -288.7720)
+0 to +0.94 Patriotism (mean +0.0132)
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sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes removes notability: deadly medical pandemics
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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2026-01-05
2025-12-08
2025-11-28
4. the people say nuts to meat-based proteins
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-3.3 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.3832)
-12.61 to -0.06 Death Rate (mean -2.3545)
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-21.76 to +63.23 Eco-Friendliness (mean +27.1927)
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-0.5 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.2500)
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-76.74 to +773.64 Industry: Information Technology (mean +200.0259)
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-76.74 to +208.13 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +51.7514)
-99.96 to +166.57 Industry: Gambling (mean +16.8350)
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-22.75 to +522.43 Law Enforcement (mean +103.6773)
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-0.28 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.0786)
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-0.65 to +0.86 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.0236)
-7.99 to -0.65 Obesity (mean -3.4577)
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-45.78 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -4.9214)
-1.96 to +1.31 Averageness (mean -0.4864)
-0.5 to +1.38 Human Development Index (mean +0.1191)
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-66065 to -1718 Average Income of Rich (mean -12861.3636)
-51.42 to +182.54 Public Education (mean +73.0564)
-0.34 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0441)
+0 to +36.93 Foreign Aid (mean +8.1814)
-7492.76 to +415.88 Average Disposable Income (mean -1571.4141)
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-23.32 to -0.01 Food Quality (mean -3.6100)
removes policy: Cannibalism
adds policy: Vegetarianism
adds notability: compulsory vegetarianism
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2026-01-12
2026-01-12
2026-01-12
5. Big Beef has a steak in national politics
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-2.22 to +1.11 Averageness (mean +0.0400)
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-25.61 to +48.92 Foreign Aid (mean +0.3984)
-3357.46 to +2263.18 Average Disposable Income (mean +161.4693)
-3.17 to +0.7 Food Quality (mean -0.2401)
sometimes adds notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes adds notability: deadly medical pandemics
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