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| 1. you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices |
-4.17 to +2.76 Economy (mean -0.7959)
-26.5 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.5065)
-7.69 to +0.34 Death Rate (mean -0.1481)
-0.6 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.0019)
-39.92 to +45.07 Eco-Friendliness (mean +0.6509)
-216.62 to +84.18 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -5.2989)
-100.72 to +454.26 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.6520)
-176.71 to +114.46 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -1.8413)
-250.54 to +198.53 Industry: Information Technology (mean -0.2057)
-150.51 to +87.7 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -5.7291)
-283.95 to +66.8 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -11.1213)
-207.37 to +525.38 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +8.9352)
-195.86 to +873.85 Sector: Agriculture (mean -1.6258)
-122.72 to +81.95 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -0.6138)
-831.26 to +181.64 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -0.3922)
-119.01 to +345.16 Industry: Mining (mean +8.3505)
-199.65 to +105.64 Industry: Insurance (mean -7.1510)
-188.33 to +121.32 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -2.1371)
-1462.41 to +71.72 Industry: Retail (mean -592.8981)
-174.86 to +183.91 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -4.9489)
-234.56 to +79.91 Industry: Gambling (mean -22.7959)
-326.44 to +661.96 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +1.7948)
+0 to +0.05 Government Size (mean +0.0002)
-98.09 to +44.91 Welfare (mean -4.2759)
-76.65 to +95.17 Public Healthcare (mean +1.9071)
-75.61 to +104.94 Law Enforcement (mean +5.1219)
-37.81 to +136.93 Business Subsidization (mean +9.7399)
+0 to +4.96 Income Equality (mean +0.8553)
-0.45 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.0015)
-16.19 to +0.03 Rudeness (mean -1.1934)
+0 to +0.15 Health (mean +0.0005)
+0 to +4 Weather (mean +0.0162)
+0 to +0.77 Compliance (mean +0.0810)
+0 to +2.97 Safety (mean +0.7177)
-0.44 to +1.13 Lifespan (mean +0.0211)
-1.38 to +1.17 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.1182)
-78.47 to +131.67 Defense Forces (mean +0.7860)
-1 to +1 Pacifism (mean +0.0933)
-4.13 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -1.4363)
+0 to +1.27 Taxation (mean +0.2751)
-1.42 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.6749)
-0.92 to -0 Corruption (mean -0.3485)
+0 to +0.5 Integrity (mean +0.0684)
+0 to +273.06 Authoritarianism (mean +35.8948)
-3.25 to +0.1 Employment (mean -0.2577)
-56.47 to +30.44 Public Transport (mean -0.6463)
-4.26 to +26.83 Tourism (mean +1.9843)
-0.14 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0045)
-0.06 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0002)
-0.4 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0461)
+0 to +55.82 Environmental Beauty (mean +0.1812)
-11.19 to +0.49 Charmlessness (mean -0.1541)
-1.17 to +1.38 Averageness (mean -0.1182)
-0.81 to +1.09 Human Development Index (mean -0.1937)
-3099.73 to +2171.89 Average Income (mean -639.0162)
-1142.64 to +5585.05 Average Income of Poor (mean +499.6322)
-63720 to -0 Average Income of Rich (mean -5528.1818)
-108.92 to +112.83 Public Education (mean +0.4436)
-1.19 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0479)
-32.28 to +11.96 Foreign Aid (mean -0.8630)
-2637.2 to +2171.89 Average Disposable Income (mean -645.9770)
-1.74 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.3808)
sometimes removes notability: exploding hoverboards
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes adds notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2. tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business
used to be "tuxedo rental and car hire companies are inexplicably going out of business" |
-0.59 to +0.66 Economy (mean -0.0027)
-3 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -0.0261)
-2.68 to +0.84 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0068)
-4.02 to +1.19 Death Rate (mean -0.2059)
-7.97 to +32.93 Eco-Friendliness (mean +5.8230)
-4.7 to +34.93 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +5.1932)
-14.46 to +41.62 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +6.1004)
-29.48 to +106.02 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +15.6484)
-75.12 to +82.92 Industry: Information Technology (mean +15.8617)
-40.86 to +80.83 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +6.1084)
-47.62 to +148.49 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +6.0502)
-7.51 to +139.69 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +26.5087)
+0 to +60.37 Sector: Agriculture (mean +8.5807)
-50.26 to +46.51 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +7.8800)
+0 to +107.8 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +15.2002)
-46.97 to +122.44 Industry: Mining (mean +25.6346)
-12.68 to +56.85 Industry: Insurance (mean +7.2058)
-3.5 to +67.75 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +12.3991)
-1229.08 to -0 Industry: Retail (mean -643.0213)
-12.22 to +156.33 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +11.7190)
-63.41 to +130.13 Industry: Gambling (mean +11.1721)
-29.48 to +186.26 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +47.3508)
+0 to +0.03 Government Size (mean +0.0003)
-22.31 to +31.91 Welfare (mean +6.0926)
-15.06 to +43.13 Public Healthcare (mean +12.7360)
-22.31 to +91.74 Law Enforcement (mean +20.0278)
-9.75 to +90.18 Business Subsidization (mean +22.1146)
-0.37 to +0.75 Income Equality (mean -0.0166)
-2.15 to +1.18 Rudeness (mean +0.0617)
-0.74 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.0064)
-0.15 to +0.1 Ignorance (mean -0.0004)
-1.62 to -0 Political Apathy (mean -0.0141)
-1 to -0 Weather (mean -0.0087)
-0.09 to +0.07 Compliance (mean -0.0010)
-0.02 to +0.68 Safety (mean +0.1142)
-0.1 to +0.37 Lifespan (mean +0.0708)
-1.42 to +0.15 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0278)
-31.7 to +45.37 Defense Forces (mean +12.4586)
-0.14 to +0.08 Pacifism (mean +0.0004)
-0.44 to +0.55 Economic Freedom (mean +0.0556)
+0 to +0.91 Taxation (mean +0.1566)
-1.03 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.3923)
+0 to +0.45 Corruption (mean +0.0039)
-0.48 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.0042)
-42.21 to +29.17 Authoritarianism (mean -2.1918)
+0 to +1 Culture (mean +0.0087)
-0.91 to +2.14 Employment (mean -0.0037)
-15.27 to +24.31 Public Transport (mean +5.5421)
-1.68 to +17.84 Tourism (mean +0.3782)
-0.01 to +0.01 Weaponization (mean -0.0001)
-0.33 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0029)
-0.04 to +0.04 Obesity (mean +0.0010)
-0.4 to +0.1 Charmlessness (mean -0.0257)
-0.15 to +1.42 Averageness (mean +0.0278)
-0.26 to +0.26 Human Development Index (mean +0.0251)
+0 to +0.28 Primitiveness (mean +0.0024)
+0 to +0.56 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0049)
-1221.46 to +310.99 Average Income (mean -302.6823)
-828.03 to +130.86 Average Income of Poor (mean -193.5361)
-6969 to +5103 Average Income of Rich (mean -454.9304)
-21.26 to +95.75 Public Education (mean +15.4350)
-0.15 to +0.03 Crime (mean -0.0014)
-4.7 to +15.26 Foreign Aid (mean +1.5501)
-1063.14 to +8.63 Average Disposable Income (mean -286.2043)
+0 to +2.08 Patriotism (mean +0.0181)
-0.6 to +1.81 Food Quality (mean +0.0220)
sometimes removes notability: exploding hoverboards
sometimes removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes adds notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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| 3. sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon |
-0.28 to +1.05 Civil Rights (mean +0.0023)
-2 to +4.44 Economy (mean +0.5061)
+0 to +193.64 Wealth Gaps (mean +1.6256)
-0.47 to +11.3 Death Rate (mean +0.3905)
-0.54 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.0017)
-58.38 to +56.32 Eco-Friendliness (mean -1.6476)
-1.05 to +0.41 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0019)
-0.25 to +2.25 Nudity (mean +0.0060)
-92.62 to +199.79 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -1.8613)
-85.63 to +119.79 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.4255)
-91.77 to +165.83 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -4.2501)
-436.06 to +347.46 Industry: Information Technology (mean -10.2187)
-78.16 to +171.58 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -1.7221)
-95.09 to +565.09 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +4.6924)
-373.25 to +188.67 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -19.3556)
-85.59 to +185.31 Sector: Agriculture (mean -1.1356)
-179.37 to +231.97 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -5.2053)
-96 to +189.42 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -7.1101)
-196.25 to +186.57 Industry: Mining (mean -14.6496)
-104.79 to +201.77 Industry: Insurance (mean -0.3444)
-106.65 to +157.78 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -2.9608)
-26.15 to +1118 Industry: Retail (mean +577.4602)
-116.07 to +251.18 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -0.7708)
-128.51 to +284.37 Industry: Gambling (mean +17.1123)
-376.75 to +408.94 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -25.4700)
+0 to +0.13 Government Size (mean +0.0004)
-45.1 to +123.36 Welfare (mean +0.8719)
-58.1 to +85.82 Public Healthcare (mean -3.4922)
-106.27 to +110.02 Law Enforcement (mean -6.9103)
-110.43 to +48.28 Business Subsidization (mean -11.4420)
+0 to +0.23 Religiousness (mean +0.0007)
-3.97 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.6692)
-0.04 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.0001)
-0.04 to +19.22 Rudeness (mean +1.2089)
-0.42 to +0.15 Intelligence (mean -0.0008)
-0.09 to +0.06 Ignorance (mean +0.0000)
-0.01 to -0 Health (mean -0.0000)
-0.96 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.0984)
-3.12 to -0 Safety (mean -0.7329)
-6.03 to +0.35 Lifespan (mean -0.1086)
-0.92 to +1.11 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.1082)
-67.73 to +356.14 Defense Forces (mean -3.6827)
-4.64 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.1139)
+0 to +3.33 Economic Freedom (mean +1.3363)
-0.93 to +0.08 Taxation (mean -0.2071)
-0.55 to +1.26 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.6554)
+0 to +0.92 Corruption (mean +0.4549)
-0.47 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.0875)
-194.5 to +2.45 Authoritarianism (mean -30.9394)
-0.08 to +4.09 Employment (mean +0.2077)
-50.12 to +61.69 Public Transport (mean -0.9061)
-17.6 to +1.04 Tourism (mean -2.5974)
+0 to +0.1 Weaponization (mean +0.0052)
-1.09 to +20.26 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.0571)
+0 to +0.46 Obesity (mean +0.0571)
-1.11 to -0 Secularism (mean -0.0033)
-0.46 to +13.82 Charmlessness (mean +0.4118)
-1.11 to +0.92 Averageness (mean -0.1082)
-1.99 to +0.79 Human Development Index (mean +0.1022)
-8.95 to +3.45 Primitiveness (mean -0.0165)
-1.92 to +3.41 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0045)
-3.12 to -0 Inclusiveness (mean -0.0094)
-1155.67 to +2640.77 Average Income (mean +482.1062)
-5949.32 to +1106.62 Average Income of Poor (mean -610.2559)
-1828 to +52303 Average Income of Rich (mean +6703.3544)
-83.31 to +88.51 Public Education (mean -4.0351)
+0 to +1.06 Crime (mean +0.0585)
-23.8 to +53.64 Foreign Aid (mean +0.1893)
-848.09 to +2397.03 Average Disposable Income (mean +545.3487)
-0.03 to +0.8 Patriotism (mean +0.0023)
-0.02 to +1.73 Food Quality (mean +0.3574)
sometimes adds notability: exploding hoverboards
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes removes notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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| 4. the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread |
-2.25 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0221)
-39.96 to -0 Economy (mean -5.3307)
-658.03 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -11.6295)
-95.47 to +4.31 Death Rate (mean -10.2910)
-636.64 to +765.62 Eco-Friendliness (mean +259.4989)
+0 to +2.25 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0221)
-20.5 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.1916)
-1521.44 to -0 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -245.0712)
-1743.03 to -0 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -217.1806)
-1828.4 to +498.01 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -319.9170)
-2128.96 to +598.69 Industry: Information Technology (mean -239.5555)
-1853.45 to -0 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -166.0806)
-2037.17 to +649.64 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -156.4289)
-2733.99 to +2488.64 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -343.1016)
-1471.52 to +364.34 Sector: Agriculture (mean -169.8137)
-1653.09 to +298.26 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -155.4381)
-1805.83 to +1263.62 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -284.5355)
-1709.83 to +2361.63 Industry: Mining (mean -218.2427)
-1301.44 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -137.2825)
-1463.31 to +742.51 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -276.4502)
-2500.19 to +2450.4 Industry: Retail (mean -238.9806)
-1746.48 to +416.09 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -218.9050)
-4315.57 to +457.31 Industry: Gambling (mean -639.9236)
-3500.86 to +2588.36 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -907.1181)
+0 to +1.99 Government Size (mean +0.8516)
-1094.05 to +473.34 Welfare (mean +169.2824)
-750.99 to +663.17 Public Healthcare (mean +291.3373)
-1003.64 to +1191.43 Law Enforcement (mean +311.6198)
-151.19 to +1124 Business Subsidization (mean +419.3384)
+0 to +24.63 Religiousness (mean +5.8379)
+0 to +49.68 Income Equality (mean +26.0070)
-80.07 to +0.24 Rudeness (mean -13.2278)
-0.39 to +1.18 Intelligence (mean +0.1533)
-1.69 to +0.27 Ignorance (mean -0.2819)
-4 to -0 Weather (mean -0.0467)
+0 to +11.13 Compliance (mean +3.3669)
+0 to +27.12 Safety (mean +3.0749)
-2.63 to +26.96 Lifespan (mean +3.2922)
-9.18 to +9.58 Ideological Radicality (mean +2.3626)
-1354.26 to +750.4 Defense Forces (mean +250.9684)
+0 to +16.44 Pacifism (mean +1.9742)
-132.07 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -112.7820)
+0 to +16.11 Taxation (mean +4.7167)
-30.09 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -21.6429)
+0 to +1.57 Corruption (mean +0.0147)
-0.11 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.0010)
+0 to +2467.29 Authoritarianism (mean +695.1134)
+0 to +3 Culture (mean +0.0374)
-18.01 to +31.99 Employment (mean +3.4139)
-350.75 to +662.09 Public Transport (mean +249.7665)
+0 to +228.96 Tourism (mean +37.6695)
-1.33 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.1835)
-1.58 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0150)
-2.46 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.6097)
-0.35 to -0 Secularism (mean -0.0969)
+0 to +33.34 Environmental Beauty (mean +8.3277)
-57.3 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -7.5639)
-9.58 to +9.18 Averageness (mean -2.3626)
-7.67 to +9.1 Human Development Index (mean -0.0264)
-30.15 to +1.92 Primitiveness (mean -2.5068)
-9.27 to +6.2 Scientific Advancement (mean -2.3136)
-5.07 to +2.47 Inclusiveness (mean +0.4464)
-26762.97 to +10887.46 Average Income (mean -1031.3140)
-4071.74 to +88473.77 Average Income of Poor (mean +35612.8253)
-425690 to -0 Average Income of Rich (mean -119908.2804)
-1036.87 to +842.13 Public Education (mean +288.8234)
-10.06 to -0 Crime (mean -1.5825)
-322.16 to +406.4 Foreign Aid (mean +170.6588)
-28385.57 to -0 Average Disposable Income (mean -6139.8952)
+0 to +0.68 Patriotism (mean +0.1637)
-10.86 to -0 Food Quality (mean -1.4261)
sometimes adds policy: AI Planning
removes policy: Capitalism
adds policy: Socialism
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes removes notability: complete absence of social welfare
sometimes removes notability: complete lack of public education
sometimes adds notability: devotion to social welfare
sometimes removes notability: exploding hoverboards
sometimes adds notability: hatred of cheese
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: soft-spoken computers
sometimes removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars
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