#534 Too Few Cooks in the Kitchen

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1. election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll
-0.43 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0035)
+0 to +14.28 Economy (mean +0.0904)
+0 to +0.57 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.0036)
-8.33 to +0.07 Death Rate (mean -0.0616)
-0.56 to +0.46 Compassion (mean -0.0006)
-7.73 to +173.18 Eco-Friendliness (mean -0.0190)
+0 to +0.32 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0028)
-10.21 to +0.98 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -1.4366)
-12.16 to +5.7 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.6274)
-14.63 to +12.17 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -2.0859)
-24.56 to +84.12 Industry: Information Technology (mean -3.4272)
-22.32 to +0.99 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -1.3017)
-17.32 to +2467.87 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +12.9018)
-19.14 to +567.83 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +1.1243)
-17.16 to +78.87 Sector: Agriculture (mean -1.3231)
-8.61 to +6.02 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -0.8193)
-11.58 to +220.83 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -0.0833)
-14.65 to +26.92 Industry: Mining (mean -1.6840)
-11.65 to +2.38 Industry: Insurance (mean -1.2342)
-17.33 to +115.66 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -0.5473)
-17.33 to +20.37 Industry: Retail (mean -1.7394)
-24.33 to +55.21 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -2.4491)
-13.71 to +5.83 Industry: Gambling (mean -0.9219)
-26.23 to +567.83 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -2.3975)
+0 to +0.24 Government Size (mean +0.0568)
-9.42 to +670.35 Welfare (mean +2.2970)
-8.26 to +473.19 Public Healthcare (mean +3.8688)
-119.33 to +657.21 Law Enforcement (mean +1.2991)
-10.78 to +341.75 Business Subsidization (mean +0.5623)
+0 to +0.04 Religiousness (mean +0.0003)
-18.7 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.1184)
-0.42 to +0.39 Niceness (mean -0.0002)
-0.5 to +7.19 Rudeness (mean +0.0447)
-0.03 to +0.13 Intelligence (mean +0.0006)
-0.24 to +0.03 Ignorance (mean -0.0013)
-3.32 to -0 Political Apathy (mean -2.5730)
+0 to +0.12 Health (mean +0.0008)
+0 to +4 Weather (mean +0.0316)
-0.96 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.0066)
-0.61 to -0 Safety (mean -0.0041)
-0.01 to +2.35 Lifespan (mean +0.0201)
-4.3 to +0.11 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0265)
-8.73 to +709.78 Defense Forces (mean +2.4785)
-2.1 to +1.09 Pacifism (mean -0.0085)
+0 to +113 Economic Freedom (mean +0.7152)
-1.02 to +0.73 Taxation (mean +0.1983)
-1.67 to +4.91 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.5887)
-841.18 to +1.9 Authoritarianism (mean -5.3119)
-27.55 to -0 Employment (mean -0.2058)
-4.5 to +341.75 Public Transport (mean +1.1405)
-0.83 to +58.86 Tourism (mean +0.3685)
-0.01 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0001)
-7.89 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.4653)
-0.03 to +0.05 Obesity (mean +0.0001)
-0.63 to -0 Secularism (mean -0.0040)
+0 to +21.8 Environmental Beauty (mean +0.1380)
-0.06 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.0004)
-0.11 to +4.3 Averageness (mean +0.0265)
-0.01 to +3.68 Human Development Index (mean +0.0259)
-0.61 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0039)
+0 to +0.49 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0031)
+0 to +4.94 Inclusiveness (mean +1.7657)
+0 to +11423.49 Average Income (mean +146.7166)
+0 to +3489.55 Average Income of Poor (mean +67.0554)
+0 to +22555 Average Income of Rich (mean +277.9241)
-12.71 to +525.76 Public Education (mean +1.3394)
+0 to +0.04 Crime (mean +0.0003)
-3.97 to +289.17 Foreign Aid (mean +1.2884)
-636.96 to +3657.02 Average Disposable Income (mean -76.2668)
+0 to +3.65 Patriotism (mean +1.2018)
+0 to +1.73 Food Quality (mean +0.6123)
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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2. ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates
+0 to +1.33 Political Freedom (mean +0.6071)
-0.12 to -0 Death Rate (mean -0.0100)
-1.01 to +8.57 Eco-Friendliness (mean +0.5037)
-7.48 to +38.46 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +1.2108)
-5.64 to +25.65 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +0.8812)
-4.95 to +36 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +1.4002)
-4.56 to +62.01 Industry: Information Technology (mean +2.7715)
-4.36 to +29.18 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +0.3925)
-7.2 to +11.78 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +0.7796)
-12.07 to +60.87 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +3.9898)
-4.8 to +47.81 Sector: Agriculture (mean +1.3746)
-5.39 to +57.71 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +1.1519)
-5.49 to +42.23 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +2.2719)
-8.88 to +41.36 Industry: Mining (mean +2.0421)
-7.17 to +15.66 Industry: Insurance (mean +0.6742)
-5.64 to +39.33 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +1.3810)
-6.88 to +118.79 Industry: Retail (mean +4.2575)
-6.99 to +28.82 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +0.5806)
-13.01 to +159.16 Industry: Gambling (mean +26.7083)
-22.63 to +101.37 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +6.6008)
-1.13 to +23.92 Welfare (mean +1.0498)
-1.79 to +22.98 Public Healthcare (mean +1.6792)
-2.99 to +21.33 Law Enforcement (mean +1.8344)
-1.79 to +59.91 Business Subsidization (mean +3.2887)
-0.01 to +10.5 Rudeness (mean +0.8627)
+0 to +0.34 Intelligence (mean +0.0773)
-0.87 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.1008)
+0 to +3.32 Political Apathy (mean +1.7731)
+0 to +0.07 Compliance (mean +0.0140)
-1.49 to -0 Safety (mean -0.4950)
+0 to +0.03 Lifespan (mean +0.0056)
-0.36 to +0.36 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0262)
-4.02 to +20.48 Defense Forces (mean +1.9635)
+0 to +0.08 Pacifism (mean +0.0127)
-0.12 to +0.01 Taxation (mean -0.0069)
-0.01 to +0.08 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.0142)
+0 to +1.46 Corruption (mean +0.6046)
-0.79 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.1452)
-132.67 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -14.8540)
-0.4 to -0 Employment (mean -0.1000)
-1.56 to +8.36 Public Transport (mean +0.6579)
-3.63 to +2.79 Tourism (mean -0.2265)
-0.01 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0013)
+0 to +0.78 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.4202)
-0.5 to +0.36 Charmlessness (mean +0.0015)
-0.36 to +0.36 Averageness (mean +0.0262)
+0 to +0.02 Human Development Index (mean +0.0017)
-6.7 to +914.13 Average Income (mean +70.8790)
-4.69 to +243.06 Average Income of Poor (mean +24.7060)
-16 to +2702 Average Income of Rich (mean +199.3846)
-3.8 to +16.8 Public Education (mean +1.6681)
-0.06 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0081)
-0.67 to +4.95 Foreign Aid (mean +0.2585)
-1.04 to +135.05 Average Disposable Income (mean +36.2267)
-3.65 to -0 Patriotism (mean -1.0762)
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3. the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained @@ANIMAL@@
-36.38 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -21.1540)
-0.01 to +0.98 Death Rate (mean +0.0752)
-6.11 to +1.86 Eco-Friendliness (mean -1.2264)
-12.14 to +1.56 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -1.1332)
-10.83 to +1.43 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.6940)
-6.08 to +152.53 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +43.4736)
-69.44 to +0.14 Industry: Information Technology (mean -4.6684)
-5.67 to +4.12 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -0.8868)
-32.7 to +1.9 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -2.3004)
-108.06 to -0 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -9.9288)
-14.28 to +0.09 Sector: Agriculture (mean -2.0600)
-8.35 to -0 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -1.2524)
-21.34 to +1.18 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -3.2364)
-36.04 to -0 Industry: Mining (mean -8.3716)
-5.19 to +0.06 Industry: Insurance (mean -0.6216)
-28.83 to +0.07 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -3.9104)
-32.23 to +3.19 Industry: Retail (mean -4.4036)
-4.62 to +242.58 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +52.0252)
-131.23 to +288.62 Industry: Gambling (mean +20.8656)
-59.12 to +137.52 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +32.3640)
-12.58 to +3.71 Welfare (mean -1.5312)
-14.39 to +2.32 Public Healthcare (mean -3.4236)
-23.92 to +1.3 Law Enforcement (mean -4.6860)
-17.13 to +0.93 Business Subsidization (mean -3.8508)
-82.8 to +0.37 Rudeness (mean -24.7424)
-8.45 to -0 Intelligence (mean -2.4508)
+0 to +5.11 Ignorance (mean +1.4120)
-4.14 to -0 Political Apathy (mean -2.3568)
-2 to -0 Weather (mean -1.9200)
-2.11 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.5436)
-13.08 to +1.3 Safety (mean -3.0372)
-0.35 to +0.01 Lifespan (mean -0.0332)
-11.78 to +10.38 Ideological Radicality (mean +1.0364)
-20.01 to +2.22 Defense Forces (mean -2.9804)
-1.62 to +0.27 Pacifism (mean -0.2732)
-0.21 to +0.06 Taxation (mean -0.0400)
-0.08 to +0.2 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.0772)
-21.65 to +5.83 Corruption (mean -4.3684)
-0.54 to +1.79 Integrity (mean +0.2512)
+0 to +1666.52 Authoritarianism (mean +600.1096)
+0 to +2 Culture (mean +1.9200)
+0 to +0.32 Employment (mean +0.1040)
-7.91 to +1.58 Public Transport (mean -1.3524)
-46.38 to +53.86 Tourism (mean +2.2768)
+0 to +0.28 Weaponization (mean +0.0268)
-0.98 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.5776)
-10.74 to +5.93 Charmlessness (mean +0.4708)
-10.38 to +11.78 Averageness (mean -1.0364)
-0.11 to +0.01 Human Development Index (mean -0.0116)
+0 to +2.72 Primitiveness (mean +0.7316)
+0 to +2.77 Inclusiveness (mean +1.3744)
-267.38 to +147.57 Average Income (mean +34.7644)
-40.06 to +124.67 Average Income of Poor (mean +25.7560)
-1145 to +534 Average Income of Rich (mean +41.6000)
-16.9 to +2.87 Public Education (mean -3.4924)
+0 to +1.86 Crime (mean +0.3380)
-4.32 to +1.3 Foreign Aid (mean -0.3856)
-89.3 to +239.95 Average Disposable Income (mean +53.2440)
+0 to +2.22 Patriotism (mean +0.9500)
+0 to +8.89 Food Quality (mean +2.6536)
removes policy: Autocracy
removes policy: Native Representation
removes policy: Proportional Representation
adds policy: Sortition
removes policy: Term Limits
removes notability: daily referendums
sometimes adds notability: museums and concert halls
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes removes notability: suspicion of poets
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4. political candidates must be personally vetted by @@LEADER@@
-4.19 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -0.4111)
-0.07 to +0.01 Death Rate (mean -0.0073)
-1.09 to +16.6 Eco-Friendliness (mean +0.9100)
-8.08 to +11.86 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +0.5711)
-7.1 to +11.9 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +0.4781)
-11.75 to +38.31 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +2.6881)
-6.04 to +49.16 Industry: Information Technology (mean +3.6543)
-12.04 to +23.69 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +0.6905)
-21.24 to +67.15 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +2.9049)
-6.55 to +74.9 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +7.1492)
-5.35 to +11.05 Sector: Agriculture (mean +0.9381)
-5.47 to +26.89 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +1.8686)
-6.55 to +44.7 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +2.4405)
-10.13 to +41.25 Industry: Mining (mean +3.8638)
-7.1 to +21.24 Industry: Insurance (mean +1.3692)
-11.49 to +20.21 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +2.1400)
-12.36 to +84.82 Industry: Retail (mean +4.7808)
-3.86 to +35.51 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +1.8738)
+0 to +248.37 Industry: Gambling (mean +26.5578)
-26.38 to +96.43 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +10.4089)
-0.58 to +10.8 Welfare (mean +0.7568)
-2.4 to +29.47 Public Healthcare (mean +2.1876)
-7.18 to +34.84 Law Enforcement (mean +3.1857)
-3.04 to +32.75 Business Subsidization (mean +4.0195)
-6.7 to +0.01 Rudeness (mean -0.4397)
-0.28 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.0473)
+0 to +0.43 Ignorance (mean +0.0278)
+0.52 to +2.5 Political Apathy (mean +1.4557)
-0.05 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.0073)
-3.48 to -0.01 Safety (mean -1.1659)
-0.01 to +0.05 Lifespan (mean +0.0065)
-0.56 to +1.05 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0335)
-6.09 to +26.23 Defense Forces (mean +3.1743)
-0.16 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.0078)
-0.11 to +0.02 Taxation (mean -0.0062)
-0.06 to +0.12 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.0119)
+0.03 to +3.13 Corruption (mean +1.4100)
-2.2 to -0.03 Integrity (mean -0.3168)
+0 to +125.55 Authoritarianism (mean +9.4027)
-2.24 to +0.03 Employment (mean -0.2532)
-2.18 to +7.37 Public Transport (mean +0.8295)
-13.79 to -0 Tourism (mean -1.5641)
+0 to +0.01 Weaponization (mean +0.0005)
+0.01 to +0.54 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.2459)
+0 to +3.08 Charmlessness (mean +0.2014)
-1.05 to +0.56 Averageness (mean -0.0335)
+0 to +0.02 Human Development Index (mean +0.0030)
+0 to +485.43 Average Income (mean +89.7884)
+0 to +271.86 Average Income of Poor (mean +38.6800)
+0 to +1544 Average Income of Rich (mean +245.8378)
-2.18 to +32.75 Public Education (mean +2.4616)
+0 to +0.04 Crime (mean +0.0016)
-0.52 to +2.31 Foreign Aid (mean +0.1019)
+0 to +301.45 Average Disposable Income (mean +50.8430)
-2.66 to -0.13 Patriotism (mean -0.9386)
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5. the only things @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ vote on are cutest @@ANIMAL@@ competitions
+0 to +0.98 Civil Rights (mean +0.0101)
-0.22 to -0 Economy (mean -0.0023)
-42.33 to -0.4 Political Freedom (mean -14.4147)
-0.02 to +0.34 Death Rate (mean +0.0182)
-0.61 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.0063)
-2.77 to +11.23 Eco-Friendliness (mean +0.5575)
-0.74 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0076)
-2.86 to +3.33 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +0.0875)
-6.85 to +21.24 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +0.2210)
-6.01 to +14.59 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +0.4822)
-4.98 to +164.3 Industry: Information Technology (mean +2.6576)
-2.83 to +8.78 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +0.1275)
-9.14 to +17.99 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +1.3059)
-19.88 to +120.67 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +1.6735)
-6.48 to +58.52 Sector: Agriculture (mean +0.5495)
-4 to +5.55 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +0.0561)
-5.02 to +17.44 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +0.4110)
-8.82 to +41.83 Industry: Mining (mean +0.3080)
-4.63 to +6.16 Industry: Insurance (mean -0.0005)
-3.03 to +7.51 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +0.1721)
-5.45 to +43.41 Industry: Retail (mean +0.5011)
-5.58 to +20.78 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +0.2234)
-1.1 to +269.66 Industry: Gambling (mean +13.9261)
-22.68 to +125.22 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +2.2433)
+0 to +0.09 Government Size (mean +0.0012)
-1.21 to +15.43 Welfare (mean +0.7922)
-4.62 to +23.58 Public Healthcare (mean +0.8759)
-7.56 to +100.02 Law Enforcement (mean +2.3601)
-6.89 to +16.2 Business Subsidization (mean +0.7471)
+0 to +0.19 Income Equality (mean +0.0020)
-0.29 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.0030)
-39.62 to -0.17 Rudeness (mean -6.9793)
-12.68 to -0 Intelligence (mean -2.3795)
+0 to +10.33 Ignorance (mean +2.4637)
-1 to -0 Weather (mean -0.0103)
-1.23 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.3213)
-12.95 to -0.02 Safety (mean -3.6901)
-0.15 to +0.02 Lifespan (mean -0.0100)
-0.71 to +10 Ideological Radicality (mean +3.8337)
-4.45 to +100.28 Defense Forces (mean +2.3602)
-1.39 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.2970)
-0.22 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.0023)
-0.1 to +0.47 Taxation (mean +0.0052)
-0.64 to +0.18 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.0065)
+0.07 to +17.54 Corruption (mean +6.9084)
-5.17 to -0.02 Integrity (mean -0.7613)
+41.45 to +2990.09 Authoritarianism (mean +737.3715)
-0.23 to +0.01 Employment (mean -0.0025)
-1.43 to +16.84 Public Transport (mean +0.5806)
-124.3 to -0.08 Tourism (mean -30.8603)
+0 to +0.14 Weaponization (mean +0.0067)
-0.04 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0008)
+0 to +0.02 Obesity (mean +0.0002)
+0 to +14.17 Charmlessness (mean +1.4337)
-10 to +0.71 Averageness (mean -3.8337)
-0.05 to +0.05 Human Development Index (mean -0.0030)
-1.57 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0162)
+0 to +1.51 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0156)
-195.72 to +590.1 Average Income (mean +31.0105)
-140.87 to +399.6 Average Income of Poor (mean +17.9945)
-254 to +1079 Average Income of Rich (mean +60.8041)
-4.37 to +64.76 Public Education (mean +1.8122)
+0 to +0.85 Crime (mean +0.1125)
-0.21 to +5.63 Foreign Aid (mean +0.3854)
-389.54 to +286.51 Average Disposable Income (mean +7.2106)
+0 to +0.17 Patriotism (mean +0.0023)
sometimes adds policy: Autocracy
removes policy: Native Representation
removes policy: Proportional Representation
sometimes adds policy: Sortition
removes policy: Term Limits
removes notability: daily referendums
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