#269 Stop the Presses!

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1. economists claim no news is good news
used to be "morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers"
-1.89 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0077)
-1.26 to +3.33 Economy (mean +0.4372)
+0 to +111.98 Wealth Gaps (mean +1.4223)
-0.33 to +2.61 Death Rate (mean +0.0819)
-10.62 to +76.07 Eco-Friendliness (mean +6.0269)
+0 to +1.42 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0058)
-0.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0010)
-29.68 to +197.62 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +15.4027)
-34.79 to +238.79 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +16.4064)
-49.69 to +284.92 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +23.7758)
-61.11 to +1202.32 Industry: Information Technology (mean +577.5536)
-20.45 to +223.69 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +29.4779)
-53.69 to +427.37 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +22.3294)
-258.73 to +251.04 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +33.2084)
-38.75 to +281.02 Sector: Agriculture (mean +17.8974)
-57.32 to +159.96 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +10.5412)
-43.48 to +144.92 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +14.8831)
-63.94 to +224.33 Industry: Mining (mean +17.5408)
-59.01 to +305.6 Industry: Insurance (mean +11.8796)
-28.32 to +199.33 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +17.0211)
-138.73 to +145.39 Industry: Retail (mean +21.9584)
-2435.57 to -0 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -1147.8029)
-47.39 to +286.93 Industry: Gambling (mean +18.3984)
-216.39 to +448.66 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +72.3869)
+0 to +0.05 Government Size (mean +0.0002)
-2.81 to +143.6 Welfare (mean +12.5780)
-12.85 to +89.96 Public Healthcare (mean +12.8213)
-36.16 to +111.42 Law Enforcement (mean +13.7400)
-30.29 to +132.65 Business Subsidization (mean +10.0300)
-3.91 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.6168)
-0.53 to +7.24 Rudeness (mean +0.7937)
-1.4 to +0.08 Intelligence (mean -0.5983)
-0.1 to +3.71 Ignorance (mean +0.2800)
-1.01 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.0672)
-1.97 to -0 Safety (mean -0.1152)
-0.58 to +0.42 Lifespan (mean +0.0048)
-0.84 to +1.11 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0740)
-62.45 to +77.2 Defense Forces (mean +13.1158)
-0.71 to +1.41 Pacifism (mean -0.0526)
+0 to +3.33 Economic Freedom (mean +1.1690)
-0.36 to +1.16 Taxation (mean +0.1445)
-1.14 to +0.74 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.2367)
-172.09 to +2.61 Authoritarianism (mean -24.5410)
-0.09 to +1.78 Employment (mean +0.1666)
-4.66 to +53.62 Public Transport (mean +6.1840)
-15.17 to +1.79 Tourism (mean -1.1762)
-0.01 to +0.06 Weaponization (mean +0.0033)
-0.39 to +0.25 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.1144)
+0 to +0.3 Obesity (mean +0.0377)
-0.19 to +5.01 Charmlessness (mean +0.1086)
-1.11 to +0.84 Averageness (mean +0.0740)
-0.63 to +0.81 Human Development Index (mean +0.1233)
-49.72 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -6.0714)
+0 to +22.96 Scientific Advancement (mean +4.7445)
-1080.73 to +1539.04 Average Income (mean -115.8441)
-3328.61 to +690.58 Average Income of Poor (mean -728.8825)
-4205 to +27618 Average Income of Rich (mean +3522.4939)
-23.75 to +132.12 Public Education (mean +19.4980)
+0 to +0.76 Crime (mean +0.0366)
-0.98 to +33.58 Foreign Aid (mean +2.1846)
-1086.39 to +1268.47 Average Disposable Income (mean -168.7034)
-0.02 to +0.02 Patriotism (mean 0)
-0.12 to +1.57 Food Quality (mean +0.4236)
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: spontaneously combusting cars
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2024-12-29
2025-09-13
2. paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black
used to be "the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat"
-0.42 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0038)
+0 to +5.34 Economy (mean +1.4491)
-0.4 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0026)
-4.48 to +0.12 Death Rate (mean -0.2267)
-0.65 to +0.05 Compassion (mean -0.0038)
-31.22 to +108.88 Eco-Friendliness (mean +3.7731)
+0 to +0.42 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0043)
-0.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0016)
-56.52 to +272.32 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +6.5547)
-74.44 to +229.48 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +7.9201)
-52.58 to +216.99 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +8.4237)
-204.25 to +1052.51 Industry: Information Technology (mean +14.6946)
-132.35 to +178.4 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -7.9713)
-122.53 to +678.23 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +20.5004)
-156.56 to +600.79 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +8.0846)
-72.63 to +296.07 Sector: Agriculture (mean +4.7206)
-57.15 to +234.76 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +1.7295)
-82.05 to +176.94 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +5.7047)
-91.22 to +221.22 Industry: Mining (mean +1.4705)
-58.19 to +189.09 Industry: Insurance (mean +3.3853)
-68.13 to +134.83 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +4.4930)
-94.71 to +245.92 Industry: Retail (mean -0.4714)
+0 to +2131.8 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +924.9589)
-160.39 to +192.91 Industry: Gambling (mean +2.6760)
-211.36 to +680.24 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +23.0626)
+0 to +0.26 Government Size (mean +0.0563)
-40.44 to +244.39 Welfare (mean +10.9485)
-43.31 to +206.79 Public Healthcare (mean +8.3746)
-59.28 to +151.46 Law Enforcement (mean +6.3063)
+0 to +258.41 Business Subsidization (mean +134.7391)
+0 to +0.6 Income Equality (mean +0.0059)
-0.71 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.0046)
-4.06 to -0 Rudeness (mean -0.0358)
+0 to +2.6 Intelligence (mean +0.5506)
-3.77 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.3905)
-0.06 to +0.38 Compliance (mean +0.0029)
-0.01 to +0.18 Safety (mean +0.0012)
-0.03 to +3.47 Lifespan (mean +0.1673)
-0.24 to +0.17 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0004)
-59.77 to +174.21 Defense Forces (mean +5.7103)
-0.02 to +0.3 Pacifism (mean +0.0021)
-1.11 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.0119)
-1.15 to +0.2 Taxation (mean -0.0977)
-1.55 to +0.6 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.0023)
+0 to +0.54 Corruption (mean +0.0035)
-0.24 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.0015)
+0 to +56.61 Authoritarianism (mean +0.4119)
-1 to -0 Youth Rebelliousness (mean -0.0064)
-0.12 to +0.87 Employment (mean +0.0644)
-19.2 to +104.53 Public Transport (mean +5.5255)
-3.85 to +4.64 Tourism (mean +0.0103)
-0.01 to +0.01 Weaponization (mean 0)
-1.24 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.1335)
-0.03 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0024)
-0.28 to -0 Environmental Beauty (mean -0.0018)
-1.89 to +0.01 Charmlessness (mean -0.0121)
-0.17 to +0.24 Averageness (mean +0.0004)
-0.01 to +2.04 Human Development Index (mean +0.5046)
-54.46 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.3665)
+0 to +9.35 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0760)
+0 to +8.85 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0567)
+0 to +4287.11 Average Income (mean +1250.7982)
+0 to +3336.09 Average Income of Poor (mean +712.7318)
-478 to +12492 Average Income of Rich (mean +2445.1218)
-59.97 to +296.16 Public Education (mean +12.1705)
-0.01 to +0.01 Crime (mean 0)
-17.2 to +100.86 Foreign Aid (mean +2.6965)
-24.97 to +2881.88 Average Disposable Income (mean +786.8162)
-0.19 to +0.11 Food Quality (mean +0.0107)
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
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2024-02-09
3. daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories
-6.5 to +0.04 Civil Rights (mean -2.3306)
-1.67 to +0.48 Economy (mean -0.5324)
-12.22 to +0.67 Political Freedom (mean -4.4652)
-1.91 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.2191)
-0.16 to +0.12 Death Rate (mean -0.0045)
-13.19 to +37.15 Eco-Friendliness (mean +2.3070)
-0.04 to +4.87 Social Conservatism (mean +2.1097)
-11.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -2.8182)
-61.62 to +63.82 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +9.2530)
-36.93 to +50.14 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +6.1167)
-34.58 to +65.65 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +9.7252)
-40.48 to +195.01 Industry: Information Technology (mean +16.3161)
-102.28 to +23.71 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -28.3348)
-56.35 to +57.73 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +4.3439)
-57.16 to +235.99 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +24.1936)
-11.06 to +49.39 Sector: Agriculture (mean +9.2388)
-42.75 to +26.59 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +1.0258)
-49.04 to +93.71 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +11.6455)
-36.47 to +108.91 Industry: Mining (mean +14.6506)
-40.87 to +36.14 Industry: Insurance (mean +3.2839)
-45.9 to +47.66 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +6.4897)
-42.75 to +62.82 Industry: Retail (mean +6.8055)
-1208.23 to +1.22 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -579.7148)
-136.51 to +229.65 Industry: Gambling (mean +40.2861)
-106.31 to +235.99 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +43.1712)
+0 to +0.04 Government Size (mean +0.0012)
-31.88 to +37.72 Welfare (mean +2.6455)
-28.58 to +55.74 Public Healthcare (mean +5.7267)
-29.68 to +78.25 Law Enforcement (mean +10.7958)
-10.99 to +76.56 Business Subsidization (mean +8.3773)
+0.08 to +1.35 Income Equality (mean +0.4585)
-15.89 to +1.79 Rudeness (mean -3.0739)
-6.17 to +0.35 Intelligence (mean -1.8782)
-0.35 to +7.95 Ignorance (mean +1.8655)
-1.62 to +2.49 Political Apathy (mean +1.7830)
-0.24 to +0.41 Compliance (mean -0.0133)
-7.85 to +2.07 Safety (mean -2.6361)
-0.14 to +0.13 Lifespan (mean +0.0042)
-4.64 to +3.83 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.1185)
-40.67 to +109.77 Defense Forces (mean +12.4000)
-0.62 to +3.72 Pacifism (mean +0.8388)
-1.67 to -0.15 Economic Freedom (mean -0.6645)
+0.02 to +0.77 Taxation (mean +0.2970)
-0.92 to -0.2 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.5224)
-1 to +7.01 Corruption (mean +2.0524)
-3.77 to +0.06 Integrity (mean -0.5579)
-1.46 to +407.92 Authoritarianism (mean +110.9915)
-0.59 to +0.03 Employment (mean -0.1991)
-18.69 to +30.4 Public Transport (mean +3.2409)
-26.14 to +19.03 Tourism (mean -0.1639)
-0.03 to +0.03 Weaponization (mean -0.0052)
-17.46 to +0.2 Recreational Drug Use (mean -2.2058)
-0.12 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0327)
-0.81 to +3.99 Charmlessness (mean +0.2227)
-3.83 to +4.64 Averageness (mean +0.1185)
-0.41 to +0.26 Human Development Index (mean -0.0824)
-0.42 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0127)
+0 to +0.27 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0082)
-1231.7 to +739.23 Average Income (mean -350.2952)
-570.11 to +902.07 Average Income of Poor (mean +93.5618)
-11583 to -36 Average Income of Rich (mean -2152.1818)
-28.58 to +89.45 Public Education (mean +9.8142)
-0.49 to +0.38 Crime (mean -0.0070)
-10.99 to +16.32 Foreign Aid (mean +0.6270)
-1181.61 to +255.65 Average Disposable Income (mean -454.5961)
+0.69 to +15.87 Patriotism (mean +9.8561)
-0.72 to +0.05 Food Quality (mean -0.1094)
adds policy: State Press
sometimes removes notability: absence of drug laws
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
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2025-10-20
2024-02-08
2024-04-02
2025-02-08
4. abacus sales outpace those of the personal computer following the closure of the Internet
-0.83 to -0.08 Civil Rights (mean -0.4064)
-2.17 to -0 Economy (mean -0.5109)
-1.29 to -0.03 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.2882)
-1.89 to +0.52 Death Rate (mean -0.3245)
-16.3 to +72.64 Eco-Friendliness (mean +20.5109)
+0.08 to +0.83 Social Conservatism (mean +0.3582)
-2.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.2955)
-202.26 to -0.14 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -73.7182)
-149.03 to -0.21 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -35.5782)
-237.67 to +20.14 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -91.1427)
-2591.87 to -4.4 Industry: Information Technology (mean -1119.7518)
-122.9 to +26.49 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -15.2727)
-218.71 to -0.11 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -51.5891)
-205.57 to +280.18 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -10.9155)
-168.77 to -0.11 Sector: Agriculture (mean -58.7300)
-183.07 to +10.14 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -60.3045)
-165 to +87.62 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -87.1264)
-258.16 to +96.92 Industry: Mining (mean -38.9482)
-195.35 to -0.08 Industry: Insurance (mean -47.4409)
-149.65 to +10.14 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -83.6909)
-149.65 to +242.6 Industry: Retail (mean +11.6818)
+329.07 to +707.65 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +501.3582)
-473.4 to -0.32 Industry: Gambling (mean -125.4509)
-575.42 to +300.32 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -175.5500)
+0.01 to +0.04 Government Size (mean +0.0245)
-67.53 to +86.58 Welfare (mean +9.4191)
-46.58 to +104.33 Public Healthcare (mean +41.1782)
-41.92 to +159.8 Law Enforcement (mean +65.8645)
-11.64 to +137.2 Business Subsidization (mean +80.4445)
+0.28 to +1.57 Income Equality (mean +0.5973)
-2.24 to -0.35 Rudeness (mean -1.0627)
-2.94 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.9455)
+0.14 to +2.39 Ignorance (mean +1.5745)
+0 to +0.2 Compliance (mean +0.0664)
+0 to +0.69 Safety (mean +0.1100)
-0.5 to +0.58 Lifespan (mean +0.0755)
-0.36 to +0.68 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.2636)
-30.27 to +113.05 Defense Forces (mean +55.2809)
+0 to +1.06 Pacifism (mean +0.1745)
-1.9 to -0.77 Economic Freedom (mean -1.2145)
+0.12 to +1.24 Taxation (mean +0.5164)
-3.16 to -1.06 Freedom From Taxation (mean -1.8664)
+40.31 to +173.65 Authoritarianism (mean +77.5464)
-0.71 to -0.02 Employment (mean -0.2500)
-30.27 to +51.66 Public Transport (mean +18.8000)
-7.03 to +10.05 Tourism (mean -0.0773)
-0.02 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0055)
-0.32 to +0.4 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.0255)
-0.13 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0645)
+0 to +2.03 Environmental Beauty (mean +0.6027)
-0.15 to +0.93 Charmlessness (mean +0.1391)
-0.68 to +0.36 Averageness (mean -0.2636)
-0.61 to +0.2 Human Development Index (mean -0.1164)
+12.47 to +108.91 Primitiveness (mean +50.4545)
-106.6 to -38.02 Scientific Advancement (mean -64.7173)
-2398.04 to -299.94 Average Income (mean -1047.3345)
-1442.48 to +1118.85 Average Income of Poor (mean +397.2009)
-13780 to -3645 Average Income of Rich (mean -6769.2727)
-51.24 to +184.26 Public Education (mean +64.9618)
-0.33 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0445)
-20.96 to +35.51 Foreign Aid (mean +2.9827)
-2093.27 to -294.18 Average Disposable Income (mean -987.2900)
+0 to +0.03 Patriotism (mean +0.0091)
-1.23 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.1964)
adds policy: No Internet
sometimes removes notability: absence of drug laws
removes notability: digital currency
sometimes adds notability: hatred of cheese
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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