#638 Won't Somebody Think of the Children?
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1. orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents
+0 to +0.42 Civil Rights (mean +0.0016)
-0.54 to +0.17 Economy (mean -0.0014)
-0.48 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -0.0024)
-0.43 to +0.02 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0021)
-1.75 to +0.06 Death Rate (mean -0.1263)
+0 to +2.28 Compassion (mean +1.2348)
-146.02 to +8.29 Eco-Friendliness (mean -4.2642)
-0.42 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0016)
-50.21 to +42.88 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -0.9846)
-56.13 to +51.1 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -3.7880)
-64.14 to +45.1 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -2.7133)
-530.53 to +570.2 Industry: Information Technology (mean -17.9792)
-48.29 to +33.7 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +0.5487)
-106.39 to +45 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -1.1527)
-463.64 to +252.69 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -108.2791)
-127.52 to +46.08 Sector: Agriculture (mean -6.7572)
-1042 to +32.75 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -124.9118)
-69.21 to +42.95 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -4.7249)
-63.44 to +58.52 Industry: Mining (mean -3.5181)
-329.14 to +11.83 Industry: Insurance (mean -23.3705)
-70.67 to +46.06 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -4.8956)
-193.65 to +60.85 Industry: Retail (mean -1.3548)
-214.04 to +62.55 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -3.9546)
-561.24 to +30.74 Industry: Gambling (mean -54.0349)
-519.03 to +211.01 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -111.9616)
-0.09 to +0.27 Government Size (mean +0.0570)
+0 to +344.04 Welfare (mean +128.4106)
-59.36 to +26.22 Public Healthcare (mean -4.7516)
-100.51 to +50.2 Law Enforcement (mean -8.2888)
-115.38 to +95.34 Business Subsidization (mean -7.1314)
-0.93 to +0.74 Income Equality (mean -0.0007)
+0 to +3.24 Niceness (mean +1.0604)
-3.92 to -0 Rudeness (mean -1.5694)
+0 to +1.05 Intelligence (mean +0.2935)
-1.61 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.1370)
-0.78 to +0.66 Political Apathy (mean -0.0005)
-0.26 to +0.33 Health (mean +0.0003)
+0 to +0.8 Cheerfulness (mean +0.4312)
-1 to +2 Weather (mean +0.9844)
+0 to +3.36 Compliance (mean +0.8018)
-0.05 to +8.09 Safety (mean +0.8227)
-0.15 to +0.72 Lifespan (mean +0.1115)
-0.61 to +0.13 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0022)
-322.76 to +26.35 Defense Forces (mean -128.9013)
+0 to +8.41 Pacifism (mean +2.3513)
-0.4 to +1.11 Economic Freedom (mean +0.0028)
-0.07 to +1.35 Taxation (mean +0.3150)
-2.04 to +0.39 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.8925)
-0.57 to +0.58 Corruption (mean +0.0001)
-0.1 to +0.31 Integrity (mean +0.0008)
-19.04 to +13.45 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0340)
-2 to -0 Youth Rebelliousness (mean -1.9766)
-2.53 to +0.06 Employment (mean -0.1466)
-44.47 to +14.31 Public Transport (mean -1.8149)
+0 to +65.33 Tourism (mean +18.0194)
-0.45 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0365)
-0.06 to +0.24 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.0009)
-0.21 to +0.05 Obesity (mean -0.0171)
-13.58 to -0 Environmental Beauty (mean -0.0530)
-32.71 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.6219)
-0.13 to +0.61 Averageness (mean +0.0022)
-0.01 to +1.37 Human Development Index (mean +0.1226)
-10 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.6448)
+0 to +10 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.6661)
-2557.93 to +476.65 Average Income (mean -258.2884)
-1795.78 to +437.34 Average Income of Poor (mean -127.3616)
-14776 to +1388 Average Income of Rich (mean -571.1094)
-54.59 to +346.41 Public Education (mean +124.8155)
-2.93 to -0 Crime (mean -0.2272)
-12.2 to +5.37 Foreign Aid (mean -0.6729)
-1495.92 to +32.93 Average Disposable Income (mean -341.7899)
-0.64 to +0.25 Patriotism (mean -0.1276)
-0.36 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.0020)
sometimes adds notability: absence of drug laws
sometimes removes notability: complete absence of social welfare
sometimes removes notability: complete lack of public education
sometimes adds notability: devotion to social welfare
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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2021-07-13
2025-03-21
2024-12-13
2025-04-28
2025-04-23
2. the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'
-32.67 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -3.8610)
-1.26 to +0.28 Death Rate (mean -0.0458)
-4.09 to -0 Compassion (mean -1.4667)
-45.91 to +70.55 Eco-Friendliness (mean -4.0692)
+0 to +26.8 Social Conservatism (mean +3.4520)
-60.75 to -0 Nudity (mean -3.6359)
-125.54 to +57.8 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -9.0982)
-77.87 to +54.89 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -7.9716)
-121.92 to +54.33 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -13.9075)
-213.47 to +566.72 Industry: Information Technology (mean -11.6498)
-309.53 to +36.53 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -39.0033)
-237.9 to +95.32 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -16.9862)
+0 to +1829.93 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +842.7562)
-64.12 to +186.88 Sector: Agriculture (mean -7.4182)
-105.59 to +58.74 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -7.7555)
-127.39 to +43.51 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -11.2189)
-154.7 to +103.02 Industry: Mining (mean -19.2888)
-37.75 to +562.03 Industry: Insurance (mean +105.9808)
-143.92 to +58.64 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -10.4476)
-160.77 to +167.88 Industry: Retail (mean -16.3501)
-91.67 to +249.68 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -10.7883)
-40.19 to +261.03 Industry: Gambling (mean +21.2910)
-84.34 to +1815.51 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +819.3164)
+0 to +0.6 Government Size (mean +0.1722)
-48.38 to +80.06 Welfare (mean -6.6833)
-63.76 to +66.58 Public Healthcare (mean -9.8463)
-117.26 to +92.57 Law Enforcement (mean -15.8007)
-98.55 to +108.37 Business Subsidization (mean -7.9011)
-6.84 to -0 Niceness (mean -1.8730)
+0 to +1.9 Rudeness (mean +0.6912)
-6.7 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.6936)
+0 to +11.98 Ignorance (mean +0.6633)
-1.98 to -0 Cheerfulness (mean -1.6832)
-4 to -0 Weather (mean -3.9130)
-0.73 to +0.46 Compliance (mean -0.1364)
-4.24 to +0.17 Safety (mean -1.4345)
-0.06 to +0.23 Lifespan (mean +0.0243)
-5.89 to +3.87 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.2380)
+0 to +768.93 Defense Forces (mean +396.3323)
-29.09 to +11.63 Pacifism (mean -5.2147)
-0.45 to +1.53 Taxation (mean +0.2585)
-2.21 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -1.2953)
+0 to +2.74 Corruption (mean +1.5858)
-1.45 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.2992)
+0 to +1382.09 Authoritarianism (mean +86.8873)
-4.62 to -0 Employment (mean -0.2846)
-38.11 to +38.04 Public Transport (mean -6.3142)
-73.87 to +9.36 Tourism (mean -25.7109)
-0.82 to +1.98 Weaponization (mean +0.1095)
-33.98 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -2.8254)
-0.04 to +0.07 Obesity (mean +0.0097)
-0.13 to +38.92 Charmlessness (mean +2.1587)
-3.87 to +5.89 Averageness (mean -0.2380)
-0.02 to +0.08 Human Development Index (mean +0.0084)
+0 to +3356.99 Average Income (mean +975.3955)
+0 to +2564.59 Average Income of Poor (mean +503.4821)
+0 to +20743 Average Income of Rich (mean +2320.7029)
-74.9 to +149.29 Public Education (mean -10.5544)
-1.47 to +0.75 Crime (mean +0.0255)
-465.4 to +18.66 Foreign Aid (mean -5.6376)
-1007.21 to +900.78 Average Disposable Income (mean +268.0249)
+0 to +10.01 Patriotism (mean +1.3468)
+0 to +0.13 Food Quality (mean +0.0143)
adds policy: Conscription
sometimes removes notability: absence of drug laws
adds notability: compulsory military service
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
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2025-04-29
2025-02-16
2025-04-29
2024-01-27
2025-03-27
3. it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance
-8 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -1.9229)
-4.42 to +6.08 Economy (mean +1.7245)
+0 to +40.43 Wealth Gaps (mean +1.6625)
-2.33 to +8.3 Death Rate (mean +0.0257)
-2.06 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.9240)
-25.3 to +390.67 Eco-Friendliness (mean +24.7468)
+0 to +6 Social Conservatism (mean +1.9170)
-13.5 to -0 Nudity (mean -2.3344)
-126.24 to +258.03 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +30.1055)
-95.44 to +225.02 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +24.9035)
-29.03 to +248.52 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +27.2482)
-38.65 to +455.62 Industry: Information Technology (mean +47.4255)
-993.19 to +56.89 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -206.6036)
-31.08 to +718.74 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +70.4186)
-80.98 to +674.56 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +124.6274)
-26.18 to +390.67 Sector: Agriculture (mean +30.4173)
-56.18 to +307 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +23.0699)
-133.17 to +347.06 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +34.7003)
-223.35 to +258.83 Industry: Mining (mean +37.9660)
-73.52 to +238.25 Industry: Insurance (mean +26.0952)
-65.17 to +312.54 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +27.4201)
-114.47 to +205.98 Industry: Retail (mean +25.9032)
-126.93 to +282.73 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +25.9952)
-84.9 to +410.15 Industry: Gambling (mean +40.0764)
-207.21 to +674.56 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +181.9605)
-10.05 to +828.2 Welfare (mean +39.0482)
-27.94 to +593.81 Public Healthcare (mean +39.4748)
-48.34 to +703.19 Law Enforcement (mean +54.1364)
-42.13 to +343.78 Business Subsidization (mean +25.5255)
-7.63 to -0 Income Equality (mean -1.8551)
-1.7 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.6616)
+0 to +5.14 Rudeness (mean +1.9670)
-1.81 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.3552)
+0 to +1.89 Ignorance (mean +0.2426)
-1.46 to +0.05 Compliance (mean -0.2566)
-3.47 to +0.05 Safety (mean -0.3788)
-1.85 to +3.13 Lifespan (mean +0.1312)
-2.02 to +3.66 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0857)
-41.62 to +593.81 Defense Forces (mean +59.5117)
-2.88 to +1.59 Pacifism (mean -0.5500)
+0 to +5 Economic Freedom (mean +2.6281)
-0.75 to +0.27 Taxation (mean -0.0892)
-0.21 to +1.54 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.4275)
-584.76 to +19 Authoritarianism (mean -82.7800)
+0 to +6.77 Employment (mean +0.8879)
-10.19 to +406.29 Public Transport (mean +27.6258)
-43.65 to +6.54 Tourism (mean -7.2749)
-0.41 to +0.14 Weaponization (mean -0.0110)
-31.4 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -3.9640)
-0.13 to +0.33 Obesity (mean +0.0608)
-0.79 to +19.64 Charmlessness (mean +0.8265)
-3.66 to +2.02 Averageness (mean +0.0857)
-1.73 to +1.93 Human Development Index (mean +0.4916)
-2150.34 to +7671.45 Average Income (mean +907.5974)
-4203.69 to +7065.85 Average Income of Poor (mean -371.2582)
-2245 to +55031 Average Income of Rich (mean +6656.2857)
-44.49 to +593.81 Public Education (mean +43.2531)
-0.01 to +0.9 Crime (mean +0.1301)
-1.84 to +359.41 Foreign Aid (mean +17.0309)
-2053.58 to +2027.39 Average Disposable Income (mean +504.4366)
+0 to +0.42 Patriotism (mean +0.0574)
+0 to +3 Food Quality (mean +0.6919)
adds policy: Child Labor
sometimes removes notability: absence of drug laws
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
sometimes adds notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes removes notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2025-04-29
2025-04-28
2021-11-25
2024-12-07
2024-10-29
2024-12-25
4. swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds
-6.17 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -1.1829)
-0.86 to +0.06 Death Rate (mean -0.0526)
-1.68 to -0.01 Compassion (mean -0.6919)
-49.62 to +14.09 Eco-Friendliness (mean -3.4124)
+0 to +6.17 Social Conservatism (mean +1.2969)
-13.5 to -0 Nudity (mean -1.5536)
-161.41 to +15.11 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -12.7476)
-16.5 to +260.36 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +21.7574)
-171.71 to +17.47 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -14.3305)
-216.36 to +117.9 Industry: Information Technology (mean -20.8440)
-619.72 to +2.49 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -86.1962)
-22 to +890.82 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +135.4295)
-70.99 to +177.04 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +38.5314)
-27.07 to +540.62 Sector: Agriculture (mean +66.0738)
-106.68 to +18.17 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -7.2743)
-113.65 to +23.76 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -10.9707)
-172.69 to +15.11 Industry: Mining (mean -9.0083)
-34.4 to +129.31 Industry: Insurance (mean +27.7740)
-76.08 to +12.64 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -7.5940)
-154.54 to +24.73 Industry: Retail (mean -14.4757)
-160 to +63.65 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -15.4348)
-99.7 to +34.19 Industry: Gambling (mean -0.6688)
-333.13 to +182.03 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +11.4390)
-94.38 to +13.59 Welfare (mean -8.5319)
-69.24 to +16.94 Public Healthcare (mean -10.6879)
-75.46 to +16.03 Law Enforcement (mean -10.3050)
-104.92 to +27.09 Business Subsidization (mean -9.6055)
-2.29 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.7850)
+0.02 to +1.05 Rudeness (mean +0.4019)
-0.98 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.2110)
+0 to +1.47 Ignorance (mean +0.1855)
-0.5 to -0.15 Cheerfulness (mean -0.4090)
+3 Weather
-0.32 to +0.02 Compliance (mean -0.0838)
-0.77 to +0.13 Safety (mean -0.0936)
-0.09 to +0.1 Lifespan (mean +0.0319)
-2.05 to +0.86 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.1774)
-68.69 to +19.82 Defense Forces (mean -8.8957)
-2.26 to +2.53 Pacifism (mean -0.4933)
-2.11 to +0.1 Taxation (mean -0.3390)
-0.15 to +2.13 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.4069)
+0 to +125.85 Authoritarianism (mean +20.2707)
+0.01 to +1.09 Employment (mean +0.2295)
-44.51 to +9.34 Public Transport (mean -5.4214)
+0 to +68.28 Tourism (mean +12.4510)
-0.33 to +0.04 Weaponization (mean -0.0057)
-38.63 to -0.05 Recreational Drug Use (mean -2.8619)
-0.7 to +0.01 Obesity (mean -0.0671)
+0.01 to +73.8 Environmental Beauty (mean +29.8226)
-7.32 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.6119)
-0.86 to +2.05 Averageness (mean +0.1774)
-0.03 to +0.04 Human Development Index (mean +0.0110)
-50.19 to +1919.77 Average Income (mean +385.0262)
-25.45 to +1282.29 Average Income of Poor (mean +198.6114)
-114 to +5140 Average Income of Rich (mean +756.0952)
-107.16 to +33.55 Public Education (mean -11.8438)
-0.05 to +0.29 Crime (mean +0.0433)
-32.67 to +0.43 Foreign Aid (mean -2.3452)
-119.08 to +2397.2 Average Disposable Income (mean +431.5240)
+0 to +0.17 Patriotism (mean +0.0357)
+0 to +1.5 Food Quality (mean +0.4150)
sometimes removes notability: absence of drug laws
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes removes notability: hatred of cheese
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
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2024-09-17
2025-04-19
2023-09-21
2023-01-14
2023-05-10

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