#414 Subpar Suburbs

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1. town welcome signs list corporate sponsors
-0.98 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0025)
-1.96 to +3.56 Economy (mean +0.2544)
-3.81 to +2.4 Political Freedom (mean -1.5603)
+0 to +35.29 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.5853)
-0.22 to +15.32 Death Rate (mean +0.5439)
-0.61 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.0016)
-192.87 to +34.32 Eco-Friendliness (mean -52.9860)
+0 to +0.73 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0019)
-0.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0006)
-193.08 to +227.95 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +67.4132)
-133.38 to +629.94 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +76.0716)
-143.71 to +255.4 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +85.7420)
-792.54 to +528.97 Industry: Information Technology (mean +63.8117)
-155.26 to +274.24 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +23.8575)
-143.03 to +326.61 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +50.6090)
-1367.42 to +295.92 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +55.3885)
-606.62 to +659.81 Sector: Agriculture (mean +66.9723)
-42.34 to +294.49 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +51.0968)
-242.81 to +377.88 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +77.3860)
-297.14 to +254.32 Industry: Mining (mean +65.7478)
+0 to +248.67 Industry: Insurance (mean +64.9866)
-237.23 to +238.01 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +81.4049)
-464.53 to +542.36 Industry: Retail (mean +38.8478)
-66.57 to +329.39 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +73.7154)
-2.2 to +664.43 Industry: Gambling (mean +114.8499)
-1420.43 to +715.57 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +208.3088)
-1.16 to -0 Government Size (mean -0.3581)
-170.42 to +46.57 Welfare (mean -51.6285)
-162.95 to +43.83 Public Healthcare (mean -68.2343)
-231.98 to +33.77 Law Enforcement (mean -69.1354)
-339.83 to +74.07 Business Subsidization (mean -79.0930)
-8.97 to -0 Religiousness (mean -2.6984)
-3.22 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.4940)
-0.42 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.0011)
-110.92 to +2.36 Rudeness (mean -1.4919)
-1.04 to +0.53 Intelligence (mean -0.2384)
-0.38 to +2.01 Ignorance (mean +0.1631)
-0.41 to -0 Health (mean -0.0010)
-1 to -0 Weather (mean -0.0026)
-1.81 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.3678)
-8.07 to -0 Safety (mean -1.4906)
-5.33 to +0.58 Lifespan (mean -0.1658)
-1.59 to +1.37 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0024)
-228.29 to +42 Defense Forces (mean -71.8655)
-2.22 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.2546)
+0 to +3.33 Economic Freedom (mean +1.0025)
-17.36 to -0 Taxation (mean -1.6639)
+0 to +7.07 Freedom From Taxation (mean +5.6294)
-19.64 to +9.71 Corruption (mean +4.0044)
-4.85 to +1.26 Integrity (mean -1.1958)
-592.55 to +164.3 Authoritarianism (mean +2.8926)
-0.09 to +5 Employment (mean +0.6077)
-148.94 to +8.91 Public Transport (mean -65.0105)
-45.97 to +0.09 Tourism (mean -6.1158)
+0 to +0.26 Weaponization (mean +0.0281)
-2.92 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.1104)
-0.05 to +0.5 Obesity (mean +0.0381)
+0 to +0.12 Secularism (mean +0.0276)
-11.53 to -0 Environmental Beauty (mean -3.9713)
-0.23 to +20.81 Charmlessness (mean +0.8124)
-1.37 to +1.59 Averageness (mean +0.0024)
-1.82 to +0.73 Human Development Index (mean -0.0442)
-1.02 to +10.91 Primitiveness (mean +0.3820)
+0 to +5.81 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.7427)
-3.1 to +1.12 Inclusiveness (mean -0.2933)
-3806.45 to +2460.47 Average Income (mean +490.9038)
-3665.98 to +1169.11 Average Income of Poor (mean -538.0178)
-5967 to +38685 Average Income of Rich (mean +5308.7602)
-175.29 to +103.06 Public Education (mean -68.0891)
+0 to +1.88 Crime (mean +0.1647)
-124.11 to -0 Foreign Aid (mean -35.3727)
+0 to +6596.48 Average Disposable Income (mean +2177.9539)
-16.82 to -0 Patriotism (mean -3.6148)
-0.09 to +2.33 Food Quality (mean +0.3885)
-6.48 to +6.08 Accessibility (mean +0.0724)
adds policy: Devolution
sometimes adds notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes adds notability: complete absence of social welfare
sometimes adds notability: complete lack of public education
sometimes removes notability: devotion to social welfare
sometimes removes notability: hatred of cheese
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: spontaneously combusting cars
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2026-04-17
2025-12-02
2026-03-20
2026-04-11
2026-03-27
2024-11-27
2026-01-21
2023-12-07
2. government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons
+0 to +1.82 Civil Rights (mean +0.0052)
+0 to +2.67 Economy (mean +0.1040)
-0.48 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -0.0010)
-0.36 to +0.02 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0009)
-12.24 to -0 Death Rate (mean -0.5775)
-0.03 to +0.58 Compassion (mean +0.0012)
-100.01 to +160.67 Eco-Friendliness (mean +62.0972)
-2.74 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0068)
+0 to +22.5 Nudity (mean +0.0479)
-106.26 to +110.61 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -10.9025)
-75.25 to +150.58 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -3.8163)
-114.35 to +365.06 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -13.3751)
-179.18 to +177.34 Industry: Information Technology (mean -27.0913)
-108.32 to +133.97 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -8.0763)
-132.82 to +540.46 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +4.6059)
-173.58 to +232.33 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -21.5459)
-73.5 to +168 Sector: Agriculture (mean -2.3760)
-91.79 to +191.06 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -6.2768)
-84.37 to +109.21 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -11.1490)
-105.36 to +175.05 Industry: Mining (mean -13.3579)
-97.41 to +127.27 Industry: Insurance (mean -9.2080)
-109.97 to +116.25 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -11.6298)
-179.26 to +341.84 Industry: Retail (mean -15.7966)
-204.26 to +140.84 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -19.3963)
-282.96 to +103.56 Industry: Gambling (mean -35.9825)
-226.9 to +555.97 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -45.8233)
+0 to +0.77 Government Size (mean +0.3790)
+0 to +306.28 Welfare (mean +56.9977)
-6.56 to +155.76 Public Healthcare (mean +61.3577)
-7.28 to +157.81 Law Enforcement (mean +57.4486)
-210.73 to +180.83 Business Subsidization (mean +56.6981)
+0 to +9.14 Religiousness (mean +2.3746)
-0.16 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.0003)
+0 to +0.44 Niceness (mean +0.0009)
-0.49 to +1.74 Rudeness (mean +0.0048)
+0 to +0.88 Intelligence (mean +0.1459)
-0.97 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.1230)
+0 to +0.34 Political Apathy (mean +0.0007)
-2 to -0 Weather (mean -0.0042)
+0 to +1.25 Compliance (mean +0.3667)
+0 to +3.96 Safety (mean +0.7923)
+0 to +3.55 Lifespan (mean +0.2296)
-0.34 to +0.92 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0043)
-69.5 to +201.8 Defense Forces (mean +57.6103)
-1.45 to +1.3 Pacifism (mean +0.3310)
+0 to +0.34 Economic Freedom (mean +0.0007)
+0 to +3.59 Taxation (mean +1.4512)
-5.65 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -4.1788)
-1.11 to -0 Corruption (mean -0.0023)
-0.02 to +0.08 Integrity (mean +0.0001)
-25.97 to +6.13 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0856)
+0 to +2 Culture (mean +0.0042)
-3.32 to +0.24 Employment (mean -0.3235)
+0 to +140.24 Public Transport (mean +67.7895)
-0.27 to +44.27 Tourism (mean +8.1593)
-0.14 to +0.01 Weaponization (mean -0.0181)
+0 to +8.52 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.0199)
-0.12 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0100)
-0.12 to -0 Secularism (mean -0.0309)
+0 to +9.46 Environmental Beauty (mean +3.9028)
-17.82 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.6299)
-0.92 to +0.34 Averageness (mean -0.0043)
+0 to +1.28 Human Development Index (mean +0.1475)
-7.07 to +0.96 Primitiveness (mean -0.4130)
+0 to +7.07 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.3701)
+0 to +1.65 Inclusiveness (mean +0.3159)
-507.8 to +2948.47 Average Income (mean +626.0103)
-455.59 to +2440.26 Average Income of Poor (mean +308.1120)
-560 to +19188 Average Income of Rich (mean +1533.8968)
-4.64 to +155.66 Public Education (mean +56.2187)
-1.25 to -0 Crime (mean -0.1600)
+0 to +173.63 Foreign Aid (mean +47.4809)
-5007.9 to +1743.96 Average Disposable Income (mean -765.8473)
-0.3 to +0.35 Patriotism (mean +0.0680)
+0 to +2.1 Food Quality (mean +0.0802)
+0 to +4.56 Accessibility (mean +0.1693)
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes removes notability: complete absence of social welfare
sometimes removes notability: complete lack of public education
sometimes adds notability: devotion to social welfare
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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121
2025-11-17
2026-03-19
2024-08-12
2026-03-31
2026-04-06
3. rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects
-3.33 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0152)
-0.83 to +2.23 Economy (mean +0.3585)
-6 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -1.4981)
+0 to +6.16 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.2169)
-0.23 to +3.16 Death Rate (mean +0.0832)
+0 to +0.84 Compassion (mean +0.0031)
-30.4 to +52.73 Eco-Friendliness (mean -3.1344)
+0 to +3.33 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0152)
-6.75 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0247)
-73.46 to +87.1 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -3.9311)
-47.74 to +99.29 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -4.0968)
-86.79 to +87.86 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -8.7731)
+0 to +1202.39 Industry: Information Technology (mean +508.9998)
-68.48 to +121.46 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -3.5832)
-163.6 to +168.66 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -2.1782)
-205.05 to +1542.3 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -13.9723)
-136.06 to +107.7 Sector: Agriculture (mean -5.8435)
-100.51 to +85.45 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -5.5419)
-92.1 to +99.88 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -7.8860)
-131.4 to +102.79 Industry: Mining (mean -15.6005)
-90.29 to +86.59 Industry: Insurance (mean -2.9992)
-70.09 to +75.76 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -7.9520)
-124.79 to +182.04 Industry: Retail (mean +49.8574)
-84.84 to +89.3 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -8.1529)
-97.25 to +161.25 Industry: Gambling (mean +4.1259)
-234.12 to +1500.37 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -26.6763)
+0 to +0.15 Government Size (mean +0.0008)
-33.5 to +97.65 Welfare (mean -2.7348)
-53.21 to +74.21 Public Healthcare (mean -7.3080)
-93.15 to +97.65 Law Enforcement (mean -10.9786)
-78.05 to +39.06 Business Subsidization (mean -12.5623)
-10.1 to -0 Religiousness (mean -0.0370)
-2.19 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.3864)
+0 to +0.68 Niceness (mean +0.0025)
-11.56 to +0.94 Rudeness (mean -0.8588)
-1.98 to +0.39 Intelligence (mean -0.1254)
-0.2 to +2.61 Ignorance (mean +0.1456)
-5 to +2 Weather (mean -0.0110)
-0.66 to +0.08 Compliance (mean -0.0812)
-3.45 to -0 Safety (mean -0.5971)
-0.34 to +0.26 Lifespan (mean -0.0053)
-1.39 to +2.1 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0230)
-75.66 to +50.77 Defense Forces (mean -8.5660)
-10.77 to +2.23 Pacifism (mean -0.1275)
+0 to +3 Economic Freedom (mean +0.6363)
-1.89 to -0 Taxation (mean -0.4519)
+0 to +3.09 Freedom From Taxation (mean +1.4931)
-1.18 to +3.64 Corruption (mean +0.4562)
-0.7 to +0.59 Integrity (mean -0.0648)
-72.34 to +346.61 Authoritarianism (mean +10.2664)
+0 to +1 Culture (mean +0.0037)
-0.05 to +2.79 Employment (mean +0.2111)
-19.64 to +37.11 Public Transport (mean -2.6094)
-21.2 to +6.51 Tourism (mean -2.0582)
+0 to +0.06 Weaponization (mean +0.0046)
-3.02 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0126)
+0 to +0.26 Obesity (mean +0.0278)
+0 to +79.15 Secularism (mean +0.2899)
-0.08 to -0 Environmental Beauty (mean -0.0003)
-0.76 to +15.63 Charmlessness (mean +0.2055)
-2.1 to +1.39 Averageness (mean +0.0230)
-0.28 to +0.67 Human Development Index (mean +0.0887)
-46.13 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -6.8951)
+0 to +52.89 Scientific Advancement (mean +6.9258)
-25.28 to -0 Inclusiveness (mean -0.0926)
-470.8 to +2109.37 Average Income (mean +376.9798)
-1187.19 to +860.22 Average Income of Poor (mean -169.7175)
+0 to +18824 Average Income of Rich (mean +2513.2234)
-62.65 to +70.3 Public Education (mean -9.3868)
-0.01 to +0.68 Crime (mean +0.0537)
-10.82 to +52.73 Foreign Aid (mean -0.4481)
-299.7 to +2622.61 Average Disposable Income (mean +631.6863)
+0 to +0.07 Patriotism (mean +0.0003)
-2.9 to +1.24 Food Quality (mean +0.1712)
-8.16 to -0 Accessibility (mean -0.2066)
sometimes adds notability: exploding hoverboards
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: spontaneously combusting cars
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67
2022-09-17
2025-12-03
2021-12-24
4. towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries
+0 to +1.52 Civil Rights (mean +0.0076)
+0 to +0.12 Economy (mean +0.0004)
+0 to +0.15 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.0006)
-1.74 to +0.01 Death Rate (mean -0.1065)
-1.68 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.7803)
+1.03 to +495.02 Eco-Friendliness (mean +230.2590)
-1.14 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0062)
+0 to +4.5 Nudity (mean +0.0167)
-391.74 to -0.05 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -60.5441)
-219.49 to +557.27 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -16.0634)
-405.91 to +16.56 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -92.7618)
-562.98 to +85.64 Industry: Information Technology (mean -67.4079)
-225.97 to +82.28 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -32.9421)
-371.93 to +1816.98 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +122.8315)
-313.41 to +222.07 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -11.8183)
-262.56 to +1061.01 Sector: Agriculture (mean +18.3157)
-288.36 to -0.05 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -46.0951)
-386.33 to +1.03 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -68.5715)
-498.87 to +67.68 Industry: Mining (mean -67.8046)
-235.59 to +31.72 Industry: Insurance (mean -46.8416)
-304.23 to -0.06 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -77.6322)
-617.47 to +82.12 Industry: Retail (mean -59.8617)
-456.5 to +22.41 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -80.9239)
-442.94 to +102.24 Industry: Gambling (mean -45.8695)
-958.68 to +129.82 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -164.8159)
+0 to +0.22 Government Size (mean +0.0916)
-69.52 to +105.22 Welfare (mean +9.4790)
-58.02 to +72.07 Public Healthcare (mean +14.2435)
-200.36 to +85.35 Law Enforcement (mean +17.8407)
-111.63 to +104.33 Business Subsidization (mean +17.2561)
-1 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.0037)
-1.67 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.6562)
+0.01 to +2.21 Rudeness (mean +0.4960)
-0.23 to +0.06 Intelligence (mean -0.0721)
-0.21 to +0.51 Ignorance (mean +0.0614)
+6 Weather
-0.5 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.1261)
-1.29 to -0 Safety (mean -0.2260)
-0.04 to +0.33 Lifespan (mean +0.0621)
-0.34 to +0.37 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0048)
-84.92 to +123.33 Defense Forces (mean +15.7377)
-2.8 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.9465)
+0 to +0.09 Economic Freedom (mean +0.0003)
-1.66 to +3.78 Taxation (mean +0.7600)
-2.64 to +2.19 Freedom From Taxation (mean -1.5637)
-8.97 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0556)
-1.58 to +0.09 Employment (mean -0.1526)
-53.83 to +36 Public Transport (mean +6.9241)
+0.01 to +141.12 Tourism (mean +21.9253)
-0.01 to +0.05 Weaponization (mean +0.0036)
+0 to +1.91 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.1368)
-1.45 to +0.08 Obesity (mean -0.0536)
+0.01 to +137.09 Environmental Beauty (mean +50.1000)
-33.47 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -1.7042)
-0.37 to +0.34 Averageness (mean +0.0048)
-0.01 to +0.11 Human Development Index (mean +0.0204)
-16.32 to +3.29 Primitiveness (mean -0.1465)
-19.32 to -0.1 Scientific Advancement (mean -1.5524)
+0 to +5.45 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0214)
-1437.06 to +2841.78 Average Income (mean -354.4772)
-773.02 to +1269.3 Average Income of Poor (mean -185.1172)
-8065 to +8322 Average Income of Rich (mean -743.3407)
-143.12 to +106.61 Public Education (mean +17.3053)
+0 to +0.41 Crime (mean +0.0639)
-36.89 to +31.28 Foreign Aid (mean +2.2793)
-2764.18 to +3335.83 Average Disposable Income (mean -657.1302)
-0.08 to -0 Patriotism (mean -0.0003)
+0 to +4.25 Food Quality (mean +0.7592)
-4.72 to +7.76 Accessibility (mean -1.6227)
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
may add or remove notability: hatred of cheese
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
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2026-03-22
2022-09-12
2023-04-08

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