#611 Blundering Battle Bureaucrats

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1. visitors to @@NAME@@ are microchipped and must be escorted by @@A@@ @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldier - even to the bathroom
-7.78 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -2.0892)
-0.7 to +0.32 Death Rate (mean -0.0224)
-1.68 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.7223)
-1.34 to +250.34 Eco-Friendliness (mean +49.6689)
+0 to +5.84 Social Conservatism (mean +1.8585)
-9 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.6456)
-3.48 to +276.79 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +36.7547)
-1.6 to +403.22 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +91.2108)
-4.37 to +586.31 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +90.6775)
-4.27 to +1231.79 Industry: Information Technology (mean +343.7714)
+0 to +355.93 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +32.0244)
-2.18 to +194.22 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +25.9829)
-0.84 to +3678.67 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +759.2895)
-4.24 to +762.72 Sector: Agriculture (mean +138.8533)
-14.73 to +203.52 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +36.5511)
-4.87 to +644.26 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +143.7030)
-4.49 to +644.17 Industry: Mining (mean +123.3100)
-2.1 to +260.35 Industry: Insurance (mean +20.8449)
-2.46 to +673.01 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +131.5684)
-2.64 to +290.8 Industry: Retail (mean +26.3439)
-2.25 to +473.11 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +45.6332)
-9.16 to +119.73 Industry: Gambling (mean +16.2016)
-3.61 to +4239.03 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +886.7184)
-1.17 to +200.26 Welfare (mean +34.7368)
-2.5 to +472.36 Public Healthcare (mean +79.4496)
-6.62 to +712.22 Law Enforcement (mean +170.8111)
-3.65 to +719.56 Business Subsidization (mean +131.3595)
-1.67 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.3337)
+0 to +0.88 Rudeness (mean +0.1749)
-0.89 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.2078)
+0 to +1.71 Ignorance (mean +0.1497)
-0.16 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.0500)
-0.42 to -0 Safety (mean -0.0111)
-0.05 to +0.67 Lifespan (mean +0.0106)
-1.05 to +1.94 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.5933)
-9.75 to +579.49 Defense Forces (mean +170.0082)
-2.33 to +1.92 Pacifism (mean -0.1366)
-0.05 to +8.06 Taxation (mean +1.3710)
-18.64 to +0.16 Freedom From Taxation (mean -5.2886)
+0 to +324.63 Authoritarianism (mean +89.8880)
-5.12 to +0.07 Employment (mean -0.5181)
-1.34 to +209.19 Public Transport (mean +26.3661)
-86.01 to -0 Tourism (mean -24.8491)
-0.01 to +0.04 Weaponization (mean +0.0041)
-14.05 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -3.2249)
+0 to +2.25 Obesity (mean +0.2295)
+0 to +33.98 Charmlessness (mean +1.2163)
-1.94 to +1.05 Averageness (mean -0.5933)
-0.01 to +0.22 Human Development Index (mean +0.0039)
-8536.55 to +896.59 Average Income (mean -2717.0219)
-5092.75 to +668.6 Average Income of Poor (mean -1210.3943)
-34142 to +1163 Average Income of Rich (mean -6150.3671)
-2.03 to +504.1 Public Education (mean +118.3077)
+0 to +0.07 Crime (mean +0.0041)
-0.67 to +69.12 Foreign Aid (mean +6.1892)
-17427.06 to +137.68 Average Disposable Income (mean -2969.1729)
+0 to +0.23 Patriotism (mean +0.0275)
-0.13 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.0065)
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
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2025-07-30
2025-02-05
2. heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors
-4.11 to +0.28 Civil Rights (mean -0.5283)
-1.16 to +0.03 Death Rate (mean -0.0410)
-17.42 to +159.27 Eco-Friendliness (mean +20.6326)
-0.28 to +3.09 Social Conservatism (mean +0.4767)
-4.5 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.2619)
-38.21 to +588.71 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +37.2936)
-19.72 to +272.74 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +21.5571)
-20.11 to +278.13 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +18.2626)
-33.78 to +581.76 Industry: Information Technology (mean +50.5038)
-28.08 to +206.95 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +16.9350)
-8.31 to +1575.18 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +49.9288)
+123.74 to +3147.37 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +919.4231)
-39.13 to +539.64 Sector: Agriculture (mean +44.7805)
-32.32 to +138.17 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +12.4333)
-40.23 to +184.24 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +24.3386)
-47.33 to +649.13 Industry: Mining (mean +42.4752)
-12.71 to +167.14 Industry: Insurance (mean +6.4171)
-29.6 to +270.32 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +21.2057)
-48.87 to +1318.05 Industry: Retail (mean +64.4655)
-10.96 to +253.54 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +25.4638)
-92.28 to +786.99 Industry: Gambling (mean +21.6279)
+181.93 to +3736.08 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +974.8957)
+0.01 to +0.08 Government Size (mean +0.0271)
-20.69 to +142.49 Welfare (mean +9.1283)
-48.37 to +247.51 Public Healthcare (mean +31.1486)
-73.03 to +284.54 Law Enforcement (mean +38.4674)
-70.26 to +339.11 Business Subsidization (mean +50.5517)
-1.91 to +0.08 Intelligence (mean -0.0907)
-0.04 to +0.87 Ignorance (mean +0.0805)
+0 to +0.1 Compliance (mean +0.0112)
+0 to +0.38 Safety (mean +0.0107)
-0.07 to +0.18 Lifespan (mean +0.0121)
-0.17 to +1.04 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.1510)
+63.08 to +673.94 Defense Forces (mean +219.2988)
-7 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.9276)
-0.13 to +5.18 Taxation (mean +0.5793)
-8.18 to +0.19 Freedom From Taxation (mean -1.4562)
-41.2 to +310.37 Authoritarianism (mean +24.3260)
-2.3 to -0 Employment (mean -0.1936)
-11.59 to +165.72 Public Transport (mean +12.0945)
-193.87 to -0 Tourism (mean -26.9252)
+0 to +0.21 Weaponization (mean +0.0386)
-1.6 to +0.43 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.0374)
+0 to +0.83 Obesity (mean +0.2124)
-0.01 to +48.66 Charmlessness (mean +3.3600)
-1.04 to +0.17 Averageness (mean -0.1510)
-0.03 to +0.06 Human Development Index (mean +0.0040)
-5852.23 to +525.96 Average Income (mean -757.8748)
-3494.76 to +428.17 Average Income of Poor (mean -381.4260)
-12711 to +2641 Average Income of Rich (mean -1466.6429)
-62.72 to +230.83 Public Education (mean +31.2862)
-0.16 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0050)
-5.22 to +78.5 Foreign Aid (mean +2.8010)
-7836.63 to +458.64 Average Disposable Income (mean -928.1336)
+0.07 to +0.27 Patriotism (mean +0.1145)
-0.1 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.0036)
adds policy: Capital Punishment
adds notability: frequent executions
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
may add or remove notability: restrictive gun laws
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2025-08-31
2025-08-31
2021-07-22
2024-04-11
3. out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies
+0 to +5 Civil Rights (mean +3.6272)
+0 to +1.56 Death Rate (mean +0.1517)
-6.33 to +31.07 Eco-Friendliness (mean +2.6672)
-4.78 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -3.2381)
+0 to +11.25 Nudity (mean +1.5426)
-7.07 to +25.1 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +2.9030)
-10.16 to +33.26 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +3.3713)
-19.47 to +57.37 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +5.3315)
-62.77 to +153.48 Industry: Information Technology (mean +12.3004)
-4.3 to +11.98 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +1.0513)
-16.73 to +22.65 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +1.2349)
-69.06 to +227.03 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +19.8377)
-17.21 to +73.75 Sector: Agriculture (mean +5.0498)
-18.83 to +19.27 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +1.5128)
-10.46 to +68.02 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +6.1634)
-61.75 to +81.35 Industry: Mining (mean +6.2221)
-8.47 to +23.52 Industry: Insurance (mean +1.8432)
-45.9 to +36.64 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +4.5287)
-53.3 to +97.66 Industry: Retail (mean +9.3223)
-10.19 to +37.24 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +2.7070)
-38.94 to +503.4 Industry: Gambling (mean +67.7077)
-91.06 to +251.26 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +28.0717)
-0.34 to -0 Government Size (mean -0.1306)
-5.87 to +17.89 Welfare (mean +1.6645)
-7.48 to +34.52 Public Healthcare (mean +5.4055)
-304.1 to -0 Law Enforcement (mean -207.2400)
-15.09 to +66.13 Business Subsidization (mean +9.2423)
+0 to +4.79 Intelligence (mean +0.7602)
-2.93 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.7057)
-3.15 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.8581)
-9.19 to -0 Safety (mean -1.2972)
-0.46 to -0 Lifespan (mean -0.0936)
-1.6 to +1.14 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.9451)
-303.97 to -0 Defense Forces (mean -211.9191)
-3.72 to +0.79 Pacifism (mean -0.1298)
-1.57 to -0 Taxation (mean -0.4606)
+0 to +2.6 Freedom From Taxation (mean +2.1079)
-819.14 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -165.8836)
-0.04 to +0.34 Employment (mean +0.0506)
-4.52 to +21.05 Public Transport (mean +1.8260)
-57.49 to -0 Tourism (mean -10.5332)
+0 to +0.33 Weaponization (mean +0.0438)
+0 to +39.22 Recreational Drug Use (mean +18.4281)
-0.09 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0119)
+0 to +6.91 Charmlessness (mean +2.1851)
-1.14 to +1.6 Averageness (mean +0.9451)
-0.04 to +0.46 Human Development Index (mean +0.1021)
-7.07 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.9855)
+0 to +3.16 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.7630)
-885.81 to +1039.68 Average Income (mean -40.3849)
-678.19 to +690.81 Average Income of Poor (mean -23.5736)
-1927 to +1513 Average Income of Rich (mean -92.5957)
+0 to +346.65 Public Education (mean +229.8381)
+0 to +1.98 Crime (mean +0.2409)
-1.08 to +5.16 Foreign Aid (mean +0.3968)
-61.45 to +1646.86 Average Disposable Income (mean +552.8702)
-0.47 to -0 Patriotism (mean -0.2072)
sometimes removes notability: complete lack of public education
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes removes notability: restrictive gun laws
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2024-10-08
2025-08-02
4. visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes
+2.5 to +6.72 Civil Rights (mean +3.9046)
+0 to +5.34 Economy (mean +0.9741)
-2.58 to +0.04 Death Rate (mean -0.2470)
+0.01 to +1.57 Compassion (mean +0.4378)
-32.09 to +76.41 Eco-Friendliness (mean +2.1435)
-6.63 to -2.58 Social Conservatism (mean -3.4968)
+0.5 to +13.5 Nudity (mean +2.2635)
-27.2 to +135.36 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +9.3568)
-30.47 to +155.91 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +7.4049)
-26.67 to +149.57 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +11.9138)
-107.51 to +262.48 Industry: Information Technology (mean +18.3703)
-35.83 to +181.21 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +11.8843)
-62.79 to +360.9 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +17.1651)
-243.98 to +450.7 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -7.5132)
-41.31 to +253.79 Sector: Agriculture (mean +20.3097)
-16.94 to +24.27 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -1.0416)
-34.46 to +194.44 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +7.0532)
-46.11 to +230.11 Industry: Mining (mean +21.9773)
-18.57 to +207.09 Industry: Insurance (mean +8.1595)
-16.32 to +168.99 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +14.7100)
-63.84 to +133.03 Industry: Retail (mean +6.9857)
-41.9 to +252.41 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +16.5192)
-37.37 to +182.43 Industry: Gambling (mean +1.6200)
-285.33 to +641.52 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +13.7559)
-0.03 to +0.05 Government Size (mean +0.0235)
-181.46 to +256.18 Welfare (mean +5.5311)
-37.35 to +220.23 Public Healthcare (mean +9.8014)
-52.56 to +162.05 Law Enforcement (mean +11.8784)
+100.37 to +298.95 Business Subsidization (mean +173.6043)
+0 to +1.39 Niceness (mean +0.2541)
-0.88 to -0.07 Rudeness (mean -0.3330)
+0 to +1.98 Intelligence (mean +0.3816)
-1.7 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.4914)
-0.16 to +0.23 Compliance (mean +0.0370)
-0.09 to +0.25 Safety (mean +0.0173)
-0.05 to +0.95 Lifespan (mean +0.1162)
-2.21 to +1.25 Ideological Radicality (mean -1.0243)
-138.83 to +72.65 Defense Forces (mean -70.9073)
-1.27 to +2.26 Pacifism (mean +0.3405)
-0.3 to +0.18 Taxation (mean -0.0100)
-0.61 to +0.45 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.1192)
-756.08 to -15.87 Authoritarianism (mean -152.0259)
-0.03 to +0.11 Employment (mean +0.0030)
-8.25 to +130.34 Public Transport (mean +5.1297)
-0.99 to +55.91 Tourism (mean +9.8954)
-0.02 to +0.01 Weaponization (mean -0.0022)
+4.35 to +36.49 Recreational Drug Use (mean +18.2549)
-0.24 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0311)
-27.03 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -1.6119)
-1.25 to +2.21 Averageness (mean +1.0243)
-0.02 to +1.21 Human Development Index (mean +0.3746)
+19.1 to +4908.35 Average Income (mean +747.2708)
+0.25 to +4338.55 Average Income of Poor (mean +492.5419)
+89 to +6240 Average Income of Rich (mean +1234.6757)
-52.84 to +283.15 Public Education (mean +14.3286)
-0.26 to +0.01 Crime (mean -0.0259)
-4.71 to +76.41 Foreign Aid (mean +2.7959)
-190.74 to +2709.33 Average Disposable Income (mean +407.8335)
-0.38 to -0 Patriotism (mean -0.1292)
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes removes notability: restrictive gun laws
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2023-10-31
2025-09-06

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