#779 We're Dying for Your Business

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1. burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms
-1.34 to +0.66 Economy (mean -0.2167)
+0 to +1.43 Political Freedom (mean +0.0014)
-22.16 to +0.15 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.1430)
-9.44 to +0.15 Death Rate (mean -0.2206)
+0 to +1.31 Compassion (mean +0.3818)
-85.19 to +459.1 Eco-Friendliness (mean +0.1835)
-140.63 to +88.66 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -0.9548)
-104.23 to +93.25 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.0451)
-216.36 to +176.98 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -0.6249)
-122.62 to +334.97 Industry: Information Technology (mean +1.1418)
-168.28 to +94.74 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -0.6572)
-449.15 to +71.33 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -4.7319)
-214.7 to +125.62 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -25.3195)
-143.83 to +43.52 Sector: Agriculture (mean -1.1066)
-86.65 to +60.18 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -0.0225)
-124.55 to +92.09 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +0.6685)
-144.24 to +121.45 Industry: Mining (mean +1.8263)
-87 to +43.94 Industry: Insurance (mean -1.3510)
-98.01 to +58.75 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -0.3089)
-773.62 to -0 Industry: Retail (mean -213.0980)
-206.31 to +72.47 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -1.1556)
-234.96 to +131.62 Industry: Gambling (mean -20.5403)
-343.29 to +156.14 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -26.8930)
+0 to +0.22 Government Size (mean +0.0595)
+0 to +389.13 Welfare (mean +149.5888)
-82.54 to +51.9 Public Healthcare (mean -0.3920)
-103.16 to +50.83 Law Enforcement (mean +0.1868)
-43.43 to +49.61 Business Subsidization (mean +2.0469)
-0.55 to +1.38 Income Equality (mean +0.2234)
+0 to +1.02 Niceness (mean +0.2850)
-4.14 to +3.15 Rudeness (mean -0.4808)
-0.15 to +0.14 Intelligence (mean +0.0001)
-0.48 to +0.02 Ignorance (mean -0.0003)
+0 to +3 Weather (mean +0.0020)
-0.16 to +1.14 Compliance (mean +0.2216)
-0.05 to +2.76 Safety (mean +0.3495)
-0.15 to +4.58 Lifespan (mean +0.1324)
-0.34 to +1.16 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0266)
-97.73 to +48.38 Defense Forces (mean +0.2579)
+0 to +2.15 Pacifism (mean +0.7046)
-1 to +1.33 Economic Freedom (mean -0.3456)
+0 to +1.16 Taxation (mean +0.3387)
-1.76 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.8541)
-0.31 to +5.34 Corruption (mean +0.0036)
-0.36 to +0.03 Integrity (mean -0.0003)
-22.79 to +107.17 Authoritarianism (mean +8.2056)
-3.47 to +0.12 Employment (mean -0.2773)
-61.23 to +26.91 Public Transport (mean -0.4952)
-19.72 to +25.7 Tourism (mean +5.0720)
-0.14 to +0.01 Weaponization (mean -0.0092)
-0.11 to +0.22 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.0001)
-0.09 to +0.16 Obesity (mean -0.0115)
+0 to +26.51 Environmental Beauty (mean +0.0180)
-14.94 to +0.04 Charmlessness (mean -0.3456)
-1.16 to +0.34 Averageness (mean -0.0266)
-0.27 to +1.52 Human Development Index (mean -0.0096)
-3.14 to +2.08 Primitiveness (mean -0.0007)
-0.51 to +3.79 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0022)
-1492.44 to +1047.56 Average Income (mean -121.4307)
-1076.63 to +1049.04 Average Income of Poor (mean +106.3134)
-17920 to +4396 Average Income of Rich (mean -1016.4929)
-71.89 to +45.18 Public Education (mean -0.6940)
-1.13 to +0.03 Crime (mean -0.1060)
-35.16 to +15.38 Foreign Aid (mean -0.4532)
-1409.01 to +261.6 Average Disposable Income (mean -339.8706)
-0.87 to +1.77 Food Quality (mean -0.1019)
sometimes removes notability: complete absence of social welfare
sometimes adds notability: devotion to social welfare
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
sometimes removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes adds notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2024-04-12
2024-04-13
2024-01-25
2021-07-24
2021-12-21
2021-07-31
2. open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost
-0.67 to +1.34 Economy (mean +0.1535)
+0 to +289.23 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.4632)
-0.18 to +3.78 Death Rate (mean +0.1502)
-1 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.3493)
-21.8 to +39.69 Eco-Friendliness (mean -1.5949)
-63.37 to +73.67 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -2.9013)
-48.79 to +90.17 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.8447)
-57.34 to +107.46 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -4.6581)
-128.5 to +172.04 Industry: Information Technology (mean -9.5344)
-69.05 to +116.62 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -2.6059)
-74.81 to +280.82 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -1.4081)
-135.37 to +203.03 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +14.3265)
-66.4 to +112.98 Sector: Agriculture (mean -3.7252)
-90.92 to +63.63 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -4.0724)
-53 to +86.95 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -4.8752)
-89.69 to +82.65 Industry: Mining (mean -8.0568)
-53.63 to +118.62 Industry: Insurance (mean -1.8598)
-68.36 to +78 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -3.3703)
+0.21 to +701.93 Industry: Retail (mean +250.9253)
-72.49 to +88.77 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -4.3209)
-93.71 to +129.95 Industry: Gambling (mean +3.5434)
-144.49 to +248.69 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +6.7618)
-27.25 to +88.89 Welfare (mean -1.1500)
-30.15 to +62.66 Public Healthcare (mean -3.2117)
-56.4 to +91.75 Law Enforcement (mean -4.7060)
-48.4 to +40.8 Business Subsidization (mean -5.7936)
-1.42 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.1749)
-1 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.2447)
-0.01 to +6.23 Rudeness (mean +0.5423)
-0.55 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.0843)
-1.4 to -0 Safety (mean -0.2492)
-1.14 to +0.2 Lifespan (mean -0.0554)
-0.33 to +0.34 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0005)
-49.9 to +77.93 Defense Forces (mean -4.6082)
-1.65 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.4589)
+0 to +1 Economic Freedom (mean +0.3307)
-0.53 to +0.04 Taxation (mean -0.1010)
-0.08 to +0.55 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.2544)
-83.7 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -8.5771)
-0.03 to +2.6 Employment (mean +0.0736)
-18.16 to +33.52 Public Transport (mean -1.2617)
-10.71 to -0 Tourism (mean -2.3399)
+0 to +0.09 Weaponization (mean +0.0073)
+0 to +0.09 Obesity (mean +0.0130)
+0 to +9.14 Charmlessness (mean +0.2681)
-0.34 to +0.33 Averageness (mean +0.0005)
-0.38 to +0.28 Human Development Index (mean +0.0220)
-464.34 to +1320.27 Average Income (mean +172.0801)
-1438.41 to +902.07 Average Income of Poor (mean -99.2874)
-1956 to +101955 Average Income of Rich (mean +1509.4592)
-43.1 to +100.16 Public Education (mean -4.2882)
+0 to +0.54 Crime (mean +0.0472)
-11.25 to +29.14 Foreign Aid (mean -0.2894)
-369.78 to +1238.73 Average Disposable Income (mean +209.1818)
+0 to +0.87 Food Quality (mean +0.0804)
sometimes adds notability: exploding hoverboards
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes removes notability: restrictive gun laws
sometimes adds notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes removes notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2024-04-02
2023-09-30
2021-07-16
2024-03-09
2024-04-03
3. a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus
-4 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.6365)
-2.22 to +1.12 Economy (mean -0.2643)
-107.87 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.6706)
-7.06 to +1.72 Death Rate (mean -0.0695)
-1.68 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.6784)
-35.24 to +147.04 Eco-Friendliness (mean +4.3367)
+0 to +4 Social Conservatism (mean +0.6085)
-9 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.6656)
-126.01 to +573.14 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +1.5996)
-169.88 to +463.46 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +1.3978)
-127.15 to +274.64 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +6.7890)
-927 to +224.75 Industry: Information Technology (mean +10.2117)
-183.61 to +121.35 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +1.8715)
-371.14 to +193.44 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -3.1783)
-184.48 to +679.87 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +68.7591)
+0.07 to +698.06 Sector: Agriculture (mean +195.6260)
-301.29 to +113.42 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +3.6572)
-88.02 to +129.12 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +7.4733)
-174.47 to +183.91 Industry: Mining (mean +13.9401)
-1097.31 to +184.26 Industry: Insurance (mean +31.1038)
-80.96 to +268.26 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +4.6588)
-1368.63 to -0.12 Industry: Retail (mean -487.2450)
-405.07 to +140.75 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +2.9917)
-272.65 to +167.27 Industry: Gambling (mean +9.3438)
-184.48 to +1527.65 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +77.1393)
+0 to +0.69 Government Size (mean +0.0010)
-50.38 to +132.64 Welfare (mean +1.5961)
-45.25 to +141.38 Public Healthcare (mean +6.9571)
-88.99 to +145.89 Law Enforcement (mean +11.8678)
-33.23 to +138.04 Business Subsidization (mean +13.3315)
+0 to +0.12 Religiousness (mean +0.0001)
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-2.45 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.6924)
-2.87 to +8.24 Rudeness (mean +1.9747)
-1.09 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.1065)
+0 to +1.81 Ignorance (mean +0.0985)
-0.35 to -0 Political Apathy (mean -0.0004)
-0.5 to -0 Cheerfulness (mean -0.4166)
-1 to +1 Weather (mean -0.9975)
-0.42 to +0.6 Compliance (mean -0.0723)
-0.91 to +1.72 Safety (mean -0.0594)
-0.69 to +0.98 Lifespan (mean +0.0133)
-1.75 to +1.17 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0297)
-100.12 to +160.48 Defense Forces (mean +9.3061)
-2.59 to +0.91 Pacifism (mean -0.6382)
-1.67 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.5628)
-0.86 to +4.03 Taxation (mean +0.0936)
-8.99 to +0.33 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.2611)
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-2.59 to +0.03 Employment (mean -0.1296)
-47.27 to +143.7 Public Transport (mean +2.4727)
-24.48 to +21.22 Tourism (mean -6.9773)
-0.4 to +0.06 Weaponization (mean -0.0012)
-25.87 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.7628)
-0.14 to +0.01 Obesity (mean -0.0190)
-0.05 to -0 Secularism (mean -0.0001)
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-0.54 to +17.05 Charmlessness (mean +0.9315)
-1.17 to +1.75 Averageness (mean -0.0297)
-0.48 to +0.77 Human Development Index (mean -0.0644)
+0 to +10.31 Primitiveness (mean +0.0127)
-5.93 to -0 Scientific Advancement (mean -0.0073)
-0.08 to +1.18 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0014)
-1563.98 to +1104.57 Average Income (mean -71.3068)
-645.3 to +2055.57 Average Income of Poor (mean +267.5140)
-27804 to +1962 Average Income of Rich (mean -2143.4623)
-84.59 to +129.04 Public Education (mean +8.5861)
-0.28 to +0.42 Crime (mean +0.0319)
-19.06 to +146.26 Foreign Aid (mean +0.7717)
-3889.6 to +905.67 Average Disposable Income (mean -160.4485)
+0 to +0.65 Patriotism (mean +0.0165)
-0.89 to +1.36 Food Quality (mean -0.0241)
sometimes removes notability: absence of drug laws
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
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2024-01-18
2022-09-07
2024-04-11
4. the dead of @@NAME@@ have taken on a healthy glow
-1.6 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.3684)
-0.83 to +0.19 Economy (mean -0.0590)
-16.04 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.5087)
-0.96 to +1.09 Death Rate (mean -0.0685)
-1.36 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.2533)
-16 to +66.53 Eco-Friendliness (mean +8.9101)
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-2.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0970)
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-74.63 to +45.43 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +4.5165)
-47.56 to +72.77 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +15.9854)
-42.08 to +259.51 Industry: Information Technology (mean +27.6646)
-6.44 to +97.43 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +5.7064)
-39.38 to +110.94 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +4.3245)
-84.19 to +897.54 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +87.3580)
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-38.7 to +56.56 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +11.9836)
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-0.4 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.0314)
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-0.5 to -0 Cheerfulness (mean -0.3400)
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-0.97 to -0 Safety (mean -0.0413)
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-21.66 to -0 Tourism (mean -5.3159)
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-0.85 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.1550)
-0.05 to +0.01 Obesity (mean -0.0137)
-0.02 to -0 Environmental Beauty (mean -0.0002)
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-0.58 to +0.74 Averageness (mean -0.0997)
-0.29 to +0.24 Human Development Index (mean -0.0202)
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-43704 to +4935 Average Income of Rich (mean -2434.5776)
-52.41 to +72.77 Public Education (mean +20.2524)
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-21.5 to +14.1 Foreign Aid (mean +1.3946)
-648.06 to +581.83 Average Disposable Income (mean -60.2197)
+0 to +0.04 Patriotism (mean +0.0053)
-0.51 to +0.52 Food Quality (mean -0.0065)
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