#779 We're Dying for Your Business

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1. burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms
+0 to +0.09 Civil Rights (mean +0.0001)
-1.34 to +0.67 Economy (mean -0.1707)
-2 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -0.0032)
-15.45 to +0.36 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0913)
-7.56 to +0.56 Death Rate (mean -0.1474)
+0 to +1 Compassion (mean +0.3596)
-122.11 to +27.62 Eco-Friendliness (mean -0.6901)
-0.09 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0001)
-104.06 to +61.38 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -0.8989)
-107.58 to +52.88 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.8529)
-130.26 to +63.48 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -0.5568)
-164.37 to +142.19 Industry: Information Technology (mean +0.1928)
-81.89 to +108.71 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -1.1058)
-210.91 to +52.33 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -5.0324)
-272.06 to +112.32 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -25.4409)
-136.86 to +1239.31 Sector: Agriculture (mean +0.1491)
-94.02 to +44.86 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -0.7275)
-74.43 to +51.94 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +0.0447)
-122.24 to +75.47 Industry: Mining (mean +1.6716)
-259.59 to +53.36 Industry: Insurance (mean -1.9628)
-111.35 to +74.48 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -0.8264)
-1192.83 to -0 Industry: Retail (mean -168.6649)
-299.82 to +91.83 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -1.4793)
-217.12 to +84.36 Industry: Gambling (mean -12.7709)
-318.35 to +167.2 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -26.8928)
+0 to +0.14 Government Size (mean +0.0508)
+0 to +426.5 Welfare (mean +137.1018)
-94.98 to +28.4 Public Healthcare (mean -0.9408)
-178.33 to +38.57 Law Enforcement (mean -0.3576)
-71.19 to +37.73 Business Subsidization (mean +2.3301)
-0.01 to +1.27 Income Equality (mean +0.2000)
+0 to +1 Niceness (mean +0.2361)
-4.4 to +0.02 Rudeness (mean -0.4189)
-0.3 to +0.01 Intelligence (mean -0.0005)
+0 to +0.01 Ignorance (mean +0.0000)
-0.41 to -0 Health (mean -0.0007)
-1 to -0 Weather (mean -0.0016)
+0 to +0.82 Compliance (mean +0.1935)
+0 to +2.29 Safety (mean +0.2308)
-0.15 to +1.71 Lifespan (mean +0.0988)
-0.62 to +0.34 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0417)
-93.5 to +37.03 Defense Forces (mean -0.6130)
+0 to +2.07 Pacifism (mean +0.5283)
-1 to +0.15 Economic Freedom (mean -0.3068)
+0 to +1.04 Taxation (mean +0.2702)
-1.2 to +0.1 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.8049)
-0.02 to -0 Corruption (mean -0.0000)
+0 to +0.07 Integrity (mean +0.0001)
+0 to +67.31 Authoritarianism (mean +8.6081)
-3.36 to +0.12 Employment (mean -0.2518)
-56.21 to +19.11 Public Transport (mean -0.7737)
+0 to +16.35 Tourism (mean +3.8309)
-0.14 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0076)
-0.11 to +0.14 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.0000)
-0.08 to +0.4 Obesity (mean -0.0080)
-12.72 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.2264)
-0.34 to +0.62 Averageness (mean -0.0417)
-0.28 to +0.57 Human Development Index (mean -0.0118)
-1367.66 to +562.21 Average Income (mean -92.5568)
-1257.58 to +1329.37 Average Income of Poor (mean +127.1441)
-7864 to +3340 Average Income of Rich (mean -885.9825)
-155.06 to +47.81 Public Education (mean -1.5509)
-1.17 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0818)
-23.28 to +12.55 Foreign Aid (mean -0.5456)
-1379.44 to +325.6 Average Disposable Income (mean -286.3687)
-0.87 to +0.2 Food Quality (mean -0.1073)
+0 to +5.52 Accessibility (mean +2.6000)
sometimes removes notability: complete absence of social welfare
sometimes adds notability: devotion to social welfare
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
sometimes removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes adds notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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100
2026-01-24
2026-03-16
2025-12-28
2021-07-24
2021-12-21
2025-09-15
2. open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost
-0.56 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0012)
-1.04 to +1.33 Economy (mean +0.1342)
-0.07 to +35.35 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.3107)
-0.66 to +3.23 Death Rate (mean +0.1651)
-1 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.3328)
-22.64 to +30.39 Eco-Friendliness (mean -1.3821)
+0 to +0.84 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0018)
-0.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0005)
-30.46 to +78.57 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -1.3112)
-51.33 to +47.75 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.6074)
-86.92 to +130.41 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -3.3852)
-109.72 to +109.12 Industry: Information Technology (mean -7.0418)
-81.6 to +70.23 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -1.8999)
-107.68 to +186.29 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +0.6361)
-111.48 to +155.54 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +13.9633)
-76.39 to +101.11 Sector: Agriculture (mean -2.5560)
-49.41 to +57.8 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -3.4761)
-71.25 to +86.74 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -4.3221)
-66.37 to +51.27 Industry: Mining (mean -8.1201)
-28.54 to +50.91 Industry: Insurance (mean -1.4900)
-39.68 to +86.74 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -3.1844)
+0 to +610.67 Industry: Retail (mean +253.8144)
-80.66 to +104.21 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -3.2363)
-93.11 to +132.55 Industry: Gambling (mean +4.0784)
-123.55 to +267.89 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +9.2612)
+0 to +0.08 Government Size (mean +0.0002)
-18.69 to +55.06 Welfare (mean -0.4831)
-27.89 to +110.61 Public Healthcare (mean -2.6510)
-57.28 to +111.86 Law Enforcement (mean -5.2311)
-48.97 to +24.69 Business Subsidization (mean -6.7665)
-0.9 to -0 Religiousness (mean -0.0019)
-1.13 to +0.36 Income Equality (mean -0.1692)
-1 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.2410)
-0.17 to +3.35 Rudeness (mean +0.5430)
-0.1 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.0002)
-0.48 to +0.19 Compliance (mean -0.0888)
-1.3 to +0.34 Safety (mean -0.2283)
-0.53 to +0.25 Lifespan (mean -0.0518)
-0.25 to +0.33 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0068)
-57.76 to +56.96 Defense Forces (mean -4.1091)
-1.54 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.4108)
-0.78 to +1 Economic Freedom (mean +0.3214)
-0.43 to +0.41 Taxation (mean -0.0825)
-1.04 to +0.51 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.2521)
-73.9 to +99.94 Authoritarianism (mean -7.7084)
-0.41 to +0.66 Employment (mean +0.0659)
-17.47 to +37.98 Public Transport (mean -1.0416)
-10.68 to +0.87 Tourism (mean -2.0936)
+0 to +0.08 Weaponization (mean +0.0075)
-1.48 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0032)
-0.01 to +0.09 Obesity (mean +0.0141)
+0 to +8.5 Secularism (mean +0.0182)
-0.01 to +5.81 Charmlessness (mean +0.3097)
-0.33 to +0.25 Averageness (mean -0.0068)
-0.35 to +0.31 Human Development Index (mean +0.0237)
-1.55 to -0 Inclusiveness (mean -0.0033)
-331.68 to +1268.25 Average Income (mean +190.7946)
-701.95 to +758.85 Average Income of Poor (mean -116.2793)
-1259 to +12359 Average Income of Rich (mean +1614.3683)
-42.96 to +62.66 Public Education (mean -3.5486)
-0.01 to +0.57 Crime (mean +0.0474)
-9.07 to +22.79 Foreign Aid (mean -0.1130)
-392.22 to +1198.57 Average Disposable Income (mean +205.2026)
+0 to +0.02 Patriotism (mean +0.0000)
-0.54 to +0.87 Food Quality (mean +0.0889)
-6.64 to -0 Accessibility (mean -3.7916)
sometimes adds notability: exploding hoverboards
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes removes notability: restrictive gun laws
sometimes adds notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes removes notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2026-02-23
2023-09-30
2021-07-16
2026-03-21
2026-01-27
3. a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus
-3.2 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.6415)
-2.22 to +1.11 Economy (mean -0.2611)
-16.45 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.5090)
-2.36 to +1.42 Death Rate (mean -0.0432)
-1.68 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.6227)
-51.61 to +51.81 Eco-Friendliness (mean +2.0532)
+0 to +3 Social Conservatism (mean +0.5869)
-6.75 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.6540)
-71.89 to +62.31 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -0.1708)
-73.92 to +47.08 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +0.6583)
-182.73 to +72.3 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +3.9522)
-124.7 to +196.35 Industry: Information Technology (mean +6.1649)
-127.9 to +43.47 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -0.4504)
-196.85 to +54.78 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -3.1461)
-131.15 to +902.35 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +70.0988)
+0 to +568.41 Sector: Agriculture (mean +170.3220)
-95.37 to +49.21 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +2.3538)
-121.22 to +88.36 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +6.8551)
-85.46 to +134.36 Industry: Mining (mean +13.3190)
-22.62 to +165.65 Industry: Insurance (mean +32.0376)
-87.28 to +58.04 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +3.9234)
-1205.56 to -0 Industry: Retail (mean -489.1982)
-107.1 to +52.53 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +0.3487)
-81.37 to +149.07 Industry: Gambling (mean +10.6740)
-182.73 to +840.08 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +73.8710)
+0 to +0.15 Government Size (mean +0.0011)
-76.29 to +47.1 Welfare (mean +0.5271)
-60.59 to +65.94 Public Healthcare (mean +5.4203)
-216.52 to +108.32 Law Enforcement (mean +9.7627)
-29.17 to +100.94 Business Subsidization (mean +12.3103)
+0 to +2.06 Income Equality (mean +0.2864)
-2.45 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.6741)
-3.63 to +6.79 Rudeness (mean +1.5760)
-0.97 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.0893)
+0 to +1.01 Ignorance (mean +0.0996)
-0.5 to -0 Cheerfulness (mean -0.3725)
-1 to +5 Weather (mean -0.9696)
-0.34 to +0.44 Compliance (mean -0.0703)
-0.62 to +0.71 Safety (mean -0.0584)
-0.24 to +0.26 Lifespan (mean +0.0068)
-1.56 to +0.84 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0695)
-107.08 to +282.46 Defense Forces (mean +8.8274)
-5.08 to +0.96 Pacifism (mean -0.5775)
-1.67 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.5552)
-0.56 to +0.93 Taxation (mean +0.0656)
-0.77 to +0.33 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.2590)
+0 to +203.95 Authoritarianism (mean +33.6644)
-0.6 to +0.07 Employment (mean -0.0878)
-31.69 to +31.57 Public Transport (mean +1.6740)
-24.56 to +3.95 Tourism (mean -5.7941)
-0.31 to +0.08 Weaponization (mean -0.0018)
-16.06 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.6052)
-0.14 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0220)
+0 to +40.8 Environmental Beauty (mean +0.1551)
-0.76 to +13.76 Charmlessness (mean +1.0091)
-0.84 to +1.56 Averageness (mean -0.0695)
-0.45 to +0.53 Human Development Index (mean -0.0522)
+0 to +0.14 Primitiveness (mean +0.0005)
-1.38 to -0 Scientific Advancement (mean -0.0052)
-1278.69 to +996.96 Average Income (mean -129.2292)
-741.89 to +2136.9 Average Income of Poor (mean +265.5870)
-23716 to +897 Average Income of Rich (mean -2583.4221)
-91.02 to +87.14 Public Education (mean +5.4873)
-0.17 to +0.29 Crime (mean +0.0313)
-35.9 to +10.04 Foreign Aid (mean +0.0978)
-1196.21 to +821.15 Average Disposable Income (mean -140.2529)
+0 to +0.3 Patriotism (mean +0.0139)
-0.88 to +0.43 Food Quality (mean -0.0206)
-5.2 to -0.08 Accessibility (mean -2.1961)
sometimes removes notability: absence of drug laws
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
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2024-08-21
2022-09-07
2025-09-04
4. the dead of @@NAME@@ have taken on a healthy glow
-1.6 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.2921)
-0.83 to +0.02 Economy (mean -0.0528)
-20.04 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.6901)
-0.66 to +0.06 Death Rate (mean -0.1060)
-1.36 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.1363)
-14.23 to +41.9 Eco-Friendliness (mean +5.6003)
+0 to +1.2 Social Conservatism (mean +0.2925)
-2.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.1045)
-30.85 to +57.06 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +2.7636)
-10.58 to +33.35 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +2.5381)
-10.3 to +54.49 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +10.5752)
-75.62 to +389 Industry: Information Technology (mean +20.1330)
-4.33 to +37.74 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +2.7230)
-158.43 to +19.71 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -1.0757)
-7.39 to +400.19 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +47.3042)
+0 to +494.58 Sector: Agriculture (mean +146.0363)
-1.9 to +91.82 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +8.8773)
-26.8 to +75.36 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +15.8940)
-11.79 to +101.12 Industry: Mining (mean +34.7242)
-2.46 to +82.63 Industry: Insurance (mean +5.2399)
-2.7 to +64.2 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +13.8882)
-1065.15 to -0 Industry: Retail (mean -477.7079)
-24.36 to +121.24 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +7.0110)
-2.94 to +83.85 Industry: Gambling (mean +9.7954)
-38.25 to +408.4 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +60.6394)
-18.27 to +23.47 Welfare (mean +3.7916)
-34.51 to +48.16 Public Healthcare (mean +14.4201)
-13.2 to +100.59 Law Enforcement (mean +23.3642)
-12.19 to +95.29 Business Subsidization (mean +27.0973)
+0 to +0.41 Income Equality (mean +0.2082)
-2.45 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.1199)
-1.67 to +4.65 Rudeness (mean +0.7551)
-0.19 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.0231)
+0 to +0.14 Ignorance (mean +0.0169)
-0.5 to -0 Cheerfulness (mean -0.2109)
-1 to -0 Weather (mean -0.9701)
-0.32 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.0721)
-0.01 to +0.05 Safety (mean -0.0004)
-0.16 to +0.23 Lifespan (mean +0.0278)
-0.64 to +0.52 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0515)
-6.36 to +188.86 Defense Forces (mean +19.6518)
-1.84 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.1534)
-0.84 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.4887)
-0.22 to +0.63 Taxation (mean +0.0470)
-0.67 to +0.21 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.3082)
+0 to +152.36 Authoritarianism (mean +33.6664)
-0.44 to +0.04 Employment (mean -0.0415)
-11.18 to +37.34 Public Transport (mean +5.5622)
-16.31 to -0 Tourism (mean -1.2037)
-0.01 to +0.04 Weaponization (mean +0.0031)
-0.94 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.1463)
-0.05 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0190)
+0 to +2.9 Charmlessness (mean +0.8969)
-0.52 to +0.64 Averageness (mean -0.0515)
-0.28 to +0.08 Human Development Index (mean -0.0036)
-1431.45 to +1138.32 Average Income (mean +0.2646)
-813.38 to +1493.35 Average Income of Poor (mean +480.9260)
-21338 to +317 Average Income of Rich (mean -3509.6269)
-39.59 to +77.87 Public Education (mean +16.7164)
+0 to +0.33 Crime (mean +0.0276)
-5.76 to +19.74 Foreign Aid (mean +1.1478)
-1192.61 to +468.23 Average Disposable Income (mean -68.9827)
+0 to +0.04 Patriotism (mean +0.0037)
-0.32 to +0.24 Food Quality (mean -0.0040)
-2.64 to -0 Accessibility (mean -0.8100)
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