#809 So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

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1. demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked
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sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes removes notability: hatred of cheese
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes adds notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2. tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward
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3/4. neighboring nations are tired of @@LEADER@@'s big fish stories
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5. the single fish caught by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ fishers last year is cited as evidence of @@NAME@@'s thriving fisheries
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may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes removes notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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