#1447 The Lowest Form of Wit

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1. you can tell when @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving
-11.5 to -0 Death Rate (mean -0.7573)
-31.45 to +5.55 Eco-Friendliness (mean -0.7220)
-6.25 to +14.42 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +0.1054)
-10.51 to +10.09 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +0.0454)
-27.64 to +12.06 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -0.3966)
-11.82 to +453.33 Industry: Information Technology (mean +1.3738)
-125.92 to +4.62 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -16.7080)
-17.17 to +17.43 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -0.2912)
-25.54 to +19.5 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -0.9708)
-9.56 to +7.08 Sector: Agriculture (mean +0.0118)
-150.81 to +8.26 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -20.5755)
-13.56 to +12.19 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -0.4497)
-17.92 to +22.18 Industry: Mining (mean -0.6195)
-6.39 to +10.83 Industry: Insurance (mean +0.1403)
-9.83 to +10.72 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -0.2942)
-21.43 to +17.38 Industry: Retail (mean -1.0543)
-9.98 to +9.71 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -0.0721)
-89.12 to +10.91 Industry: Gambling (mean -8.3068)
-41.23 to +30.89 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -1.2623)
+0 to +0.1 Government Size (mean +0.0255)
-22.65 to +4.67 Welfare (mean -0.4419)
-12.46 to +7.42 Public Healthcare (mean -0.8908)
-30.01 to +5.68 Law Enforcement (mean -1.4778)
-22.65 to +10.55 Business Subsidization (mean -1.2776)
+0 to +1.37 Intelligence (mean +0.1193)
-1.77 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.1619)
+0 to +1 Health (mean +0.1229)
-1 to +1 Weather (mean +0.9875)
+0 to +0.55 Compliance (mean +0.1077)
+0 to +1.16 Safety (mean +0.1236)
+0 to +1.49 Lifespan (mean +0.2919)
+0 to +0.02 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0001)
-32.84 to +7.12 Defense Forces (mean -0.8827)
+0 to +0.39 Pacifism (mean +0.0746)
+0 to +0.36 Taxation (mean +0.0865)
-2.79 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.3503)
-0.08 to +1 Employment (mean +0.0263)
-10.19 to +1.87 Public Transport (mean -0.3893)
-5.48 to +4.67 Tourism (mean +1.3305)
-0.05 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0057)
-0.29 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0466)
-1.12 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.1690)
-27.71 to -0 Environmental Beauty (mean -0.0869)
-4.86 to +0.02 Charmlessness (mean -0.2342)
-0.02 to -0 Averageness (mean -0.0001)
+0 to +0.77 Human Development Index (mean +0.1739)
-9.11 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.4411)
+0 to +7.91 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.4860)
-119.91 to +383.39 Average Income (mean +15.9226)
-61.22 to +286.53 Average Income of Poor (mean +9.8591)
-427 to +992 Average Income of Rich (mean +27.2414)
+0 to +273.45 Public Education (mean +73.0275)
-0.36 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0510)
-10.19 to +1.27 Foreign Aid (mean -0.1920)
-303.18 to +35.69 Average Disposable Income (mean -60.7153)
+0 to +0.87 Food Quality (mean +0.1507)
-0.32 to -0 Accessibility (mean -0.0908)
sometimes removes notability: complete lack of public education
sometimes removes notability: deadly medical pandemics
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
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2. politicians literally speak literally
-8.89 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -1.7971)
+0 to +0.34 Death Rate (mean +0.0167)
-0.65 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.0034)
-12.33 to +0.03 Eco-Friendliness (mean -0.7882)
-10.41 to +2.09 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -0.3137)
-7.97 to +2.26 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -0.3214)
-16.62 to +1.37 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -0.8353)
-22.83 to +2.71 Industry: Information Technology (mean -0.6876)
-4.42 to +0.74 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -0.3480)
-15.79 to +1.11 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -0.7147)
-151.74 to +211.6 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -3.8945)
-52.41 to +146.19 Sector: Agriculture (mean +0.0301)
-6.72 to +1.93 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -0.3815)
-12.92 to +2.39 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -0.8366)
-23.44 to +2.83 Industry: Mining (mean -1.7888)
-14.65 to +1.14 Industry: Insurance (mean -0.3535)
-11.75 to +0.65 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -0.8219)
-22.9 to +3.44 Industry: Retail (mean -1.2942)
-15.36 to +2.49 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -0.4107)
-68.07 to +47.71 Industry: Gambling (mean -0.0973)
-168.37 to +209.33 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -5.0439)
+0 to +0.08 Government Size (mean +0.0006)
-11.85 to +0.31 Welfare (mean -0.5702)
-13.28 to +0.29 Public Healthcare (mean -1.3263)
-30.33 to +0.48 Law Enforcement (mean -2.6732)
-17.32 to +0.67 Business Subsidization (mean -1.8264)
-0.37 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.0019)
-14.32 to -0 Rudeness (mean -3.6753)
-2.15 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.1240)
+0 to +4.58 Ignorance (mean +0.2829)
-0.28 to -0 Political Apathy (mean -0.0015)
-1 to -0 Weather (mean -0.0052)
-0.27 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.0402)
-3.09 to +0.87 Safety (mean -0.0055)
-0.08 to -0 Lifespan (mean -0.0057)
-2.22 to +2.23 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.4234)
-65.24 to +134.15 Defense Forces (mean -1.8555)
-4.13 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.0410)
-0.05 to +0.09 Taxation (mean +0.0001)
-0.67 to +0.03 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.0062)
-0.91 to +2.86 Corruption (mean +0.2804)
-1.38 to +0.46 Integrity (mean -0.0249)
+0 to +414.94 Authoritarianism (mean +85.4057)
+0 to +1 Culture (mean +0.0052)
-0.01 to +0.26 Employment (mean +0.0389)
-5.18 to +0.23 Public Transport (mean -0.5705)
-28.64 to +17.26 Tourism (mean -1.0393)
+0 to +0.03 Weaponization (mean +0.0020)
-0.39 to +7.71 Charmlessness (mean +0.4364)
-2.23 to +2.22 Averageness (mean -0.4234)
-0.03 to -0 Human Development Index (mean -0.0021)
-484.77 to +288.11 Average Income (mean -29.7520)
-276.55 to +225.03 Average Income of Poor (mean -13.6814)
-1177 to +359 Average Income of Rich (mean -72.5131)
-24.01 to +0.21 Public Education (mean -1.4279)
+0 to +0.7 Crime (mean +0.0199)
-6.17 to +0.08 Foreign Aid (mean -0.1760)
-136.12 to +144.54 Average Disposable Income (mean -8.8784)
+0 to +0.93 Patriotism (mean +0.0061)
+0 to +0.09 Food Quality (mean +0.0005)
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3. the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politicians
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-0.56 to +0.23 Death Rate (mean -0.0106)
-0.27 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.0009)
-0.51 to +33.45 Eco-Friendliness (mean +0.9854)
-1.75 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0057)
+0 to +0.5 Nudity (mean +0.0016)
-3.36 to +6.87 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +0.2962)
-3.42 to +15.86 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +0.6459)
-2.68 to +30.51 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +1.2733)
-4.67 to +86.79 Industry: Information Technology (mean +1.5350)
-3.66 to +10.32 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +0.5998)
-1.74 to +33.15 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +1.6009)
-7.84 to +51.6 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +5.1434)
-3.14 to +23.47 Sector: Agriculture (mean +0.7817)
-3.83 to +14.89 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +0.6629)
-12.7 to +26.72 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +1.2205)
-14.04 to +29.35 Industry: Mining (mean +2.1957)
-3.34 to +6.54 Industry: Insurance (mean +0.3591)
-6.57 to +10.54 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +0.6720)
-9.23 to +26.66 Industry: Retail (mean +1.5725)
-2.75 to +272.38 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +1.4545)
+0 to +78.54 Industry: Gambling (mean +4.4343)
-13.19 to +63.73 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +6.7104)
-0.65 to +26.9 Welfare (mean +0.9599)
-3.67 to +35.52 Public Healthcare (mean +1.5822)
-14.01 to +43.72 Law Enforcement (mean +2.1651)
-4.73 to +39.24 Business Subsidization (mean +2.7762)
-0.2 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.0006)
+0 to +0.42 Rudeness (mean +0.0014)
+0 to +0.7 Intelligence (mean +0.0032)
-0.06 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.0003)
-0.58 to -0 Political Apathy (mean -0.0019)
-0.01 to -0 Health (mean -0.0000)
-2 to -0 Weather (mean -0.0065)
+0 to +0.01 Compliance (mean +0.0000)
-0.87 to -0 Safety (mean -0.1606)
-0.06 to +0.26 Lifespan (mean +0.0055)
+0 to +0.58 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0019)
-23.15 to +26.24 Defense Forces (mean +2.7754)
-11.12 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.0361)
-0.04 to -0 Taxation (mean -0.0007)
+0 to +0.26 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.0029)
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-0.49 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.1461)
-5.98 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0194)
-0.91 to +0.12 Employment (mean -0.0542)
-1.8 to +11.44 Public Transport (mean +0.9006)
-0.94 to +0.03 Tourism (mean -0.2055)
+0 to +1.31 Weaponization (mean +0.0043)
-0.12 to +0.04 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0003)
+0 to +0.03 Obesity (mean +0.0001)
-0.55 to +0.81 Charmlessness (mean +0.0603)
-0.58 to -0 Averageness (mean -0.0019)
+0 to +0.09 Human Development Index (mean +0.0021)
-0.57 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0019)
+0 to +0.55 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0018)
+0 to +265.93 Average Income (mean +45.5324)
+0 to +246.38 Average Income of Poor (mean +23.4272)
+0 to +965 Average Income of Rich (mean +105.0584)
-7 to +42.06 Public Education (mean +1.6050)
-0.11 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0004)
-0.35 to +7.74 Foreign Aid (mean +0.3344)
+0 to +116.48 Average Disposable Income (mean +18.4950)
+0 to +0.41 Patriotism (mean +0.0013)
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