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| 1. taxmen are issued platinum-cap designer boots to kick bankrupted @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ when they're down |
-5.93 to +2.9 Economy (mean -0.9497)
-9.9 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.5958)
-4.27 to +20.58 Death Rate (mean +0.1364)
-0.4 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.0038)
-138.91 to +33.16 Eco-Friendliness (mean -4.2445)
-208.42 to +16.49 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -18.8241)
-166.04 to +46.4 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -9.4612)
-289.69 to +62.47 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -23.8465)
-347.76 to +283.92 Industry: Information Technology (mean -19.0572)
-327.63 to +12.16 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -14.1006)
-677.78 to +24.8 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -30.5771)
-311.21 to +185.31 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -19.9389)
-233.54 to +107.81 Sector: Agriculture (mean -16.0393)
-207.25 to +54.66 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -11.4483)
-340.57 to +46.85 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -17.4135)
-243.3 to +53.61 Industry: Mining (mean -17.1274)
-187.44 to +26.96 Industry: Insurance (mean -16.5227)
-194.01 to +26.35 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -10.5933)
-45.3 to +279.5 Industry: Retail (mean +106.6017)
-337.36 to +203.78 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -16.9429)
-357.86 to +141.18 Industry: Gambling (mean -5.4270)
-695.54 to +201.6 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -62.6098)
-0.06 to -0 Government Size (mean -0.0010)
-176.92 to +37.56 Welfare (mean -13.2373)
-185.33 to +45.64 Public Healthcare (mean -13.0238)
-278.91 to +63.21 Law Enforcement (mean -12.1028)
-95.42 to +85.08 Business Subsidization (mean -1.6487)
+0 to +6.67 Income Equality (mean +1.3660)
-0.02 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.0002)
-16.91 to +0.07 Rudeness (mean -2.6549)
-0.2 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.0019)
-0.01 to -0 Health (mean -0.0001)
-0.46 to -0 Cheerfulness (mean -0.0044)
-2 to -0 Weather (mean -0.0192)
-0.15 to +0.73 Compliance (mean +0.1176)
-0.96 to +3.01 Safety (mean -0.1060)
-1.34 to +0.61 Lifespan (mean -0.0316)
-1.94 to +1.49 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.1558)
-256.89 to +71.24 Defense Forces (mean -13.6685)
-0.01 to +1.49 Pacifism (mean +0.1479)
-5.75 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -2.2577)
-0.94 to -0 Taxation (mean -0.3287)
+0 to +2.42 Freedom From Taxation (mean +1.6664)
+0 to +0.96 Corruption (mean +0.3939)
-0.45 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.0822)
+0 to +499.83 Authoritarianism (mean +46.9132)
-3.81 to +0.16 Employment (mean -0.3768)
-132.11 to +17.3 Public Transport (mean -7.2932)
-6.86 to +23.49 Tourism (mean +1.6717)
-0.14 to +0.01 Weaponization (mean -0.0063)
+0 to +0.02 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.0002)
-0.5 to +0.01 Obesity (mean -0.0737)
-10.4 to +2.64 Charmlessness (mean -0.1384)
-1.49 to +1.94 Averageness (mean -0.1558)
-1.34 to +1.1 Human Development Index (mean -0.2329)
-1.53 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0147)
+0 to +1.47 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0141)
-3406.82 to +1891.62 Average Income (mean -301.0535)
-1778.82 to +8144.69 Average Income of Poor (mean +1603.8828)
-53511 to +494 Average Income of Rich (mean -8337.2981)
-175.48 to +90.94 Public Education (mean -15.6618)
-1.45 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0819)
-94.92 to +7.71 Foreign Aid (mean -3.9302)
-2593.9 to +3488.19 Average Disposable Income (mean +140.2975)
-2.19 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.5024)
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
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| 2. corporations make thousands by intentionally losing billions |
-2.54 to +10.26 Economy (mean +0.4997)
-35.57 to +230.49 Wealth Gaps (mean +10.4675)
-4.65 to +18.73 Death Rate (mean +0.3611)
-160.76 to +33.98 Eco-Friendliness (mean -9.8974)
-196.3 to +191.32 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +8.8992)
-173.49 to +349.61 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +25.4035)
-185.54 to +347.61 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +31.8699)
-440.8 to +427.71 Industry: Information Technology (mean -34.7708)
-130.26 to +199.4 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +7.4325)
-479.68 to +229.08 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +11.3100)
-539.44 to +300.39 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -11.6700)
-449.39 to +329.13 Sector: Agriculture (mean -9.2704)
-325.92 to +366.85 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -22.0350)
-227.6 to +257.79 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +6.1908)
-222 to +450.7 Industry: Mining (mean -2.1103)
-30.81 to +232.54 Industry: Insurance (mean +32.8366)
-162.25 to +225.27 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +12.6542)
-673.91 to +504.81 Industry: Retail (mean -100.9103)
-240.09 to +312.49 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +20.1580)
-229.97 to +338.75 Industry: Gambling (mean +7.1147)
-551.73 to +705.15 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +29.0215)
+0 to +0.23 Government Size (mean +0.0265)
-163.85 to +89.82 Welfare (mean -26.8261)
-222.78 to +77.63 Public Healthcare (mean -32.3095)
-313.5 to +72.98 Law Enforcement (mean -20.9732)
-298.49 to +275.09 Business Subsidization (mean +5.7308)
-3.59 to +0.06 Income Equality (mean -0.4889)
-13.34 to +10.31 Rudeness (mean +2.8705)
+0 to +0.5 Intelligence (mean +0.1024)
-0.37 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.0392)
-1.32 to +0.06 Compliance (mean -0.0632)
-4.98 to +0.08 Safety (mean -0.2836)
-5.66 to +0.77 Lifespan (mean -0.1647)
-1.22 to +1.9 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.2492)
-243.56 to +88.34 Defense Forces (mean -31.9670)
-1.48 to +0.06 Pacifism (mean -0.0617)
-0.56 to +5.67 Economic Freedom (mean +1.5621)
-1.38 to -0 Taxation (mean -0.2049)
+0.07 to +2.53 Freedom From Taxation (mean +1.3210)
-232.08 to +22.18 Authoritarianism (mean -25.6230)
-0.14 to +4.65 Employment (mean +0.2273)
-68.89 to +61.16 Public Transport (mean -11.4881)
-27.39 to +5.07 Tourism (mean -1.7805)
+0 to +0.17 Weaponization (mean +0.0085)
+0 to +0.51 Obesity (mean +0.0815)
-2.04 to -0 Environmental Beauty (mean -0.2697)
-0.55 to +5.59 Charmlessness (mean +0.1383)
-1.9 to +1.22 Averageness (mean -0.2492)
-1.88 to +1.76 Human Development Index (mean +0.1112)
-1.69 to +1.59 Primitiveness (mean +0.1364)
+0.13 to +8.37 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.6997)
-0.83 to -0 Inclusiveness (mean -0.1837)
-5065.86 to +5112.87 Average Income (mean -110.7575)
-7741.52 to +2488.51 Average Income of Poor (mean -1355.2099)
-60994 to +247730 Average Income of Rich (mean +23778.0194)
-335.31 to +105.34 Public Education (mean -32.3818)
-0.03 to +0.96 Crime (mean +0.0414)
-53.27 to +16.99 Foreign Aid (mean -7.4455)
-838.81 to +4586.71 Average Disposable Income (mean +763.8133)
-0.01 to +2.54 Food Quality (mean +0.3055)
sometimes adds notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes adds notability: exploding hoverboards
sometimes adds notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes removes notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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| 3. the best rebates happen when the company no longer exists |
-0.96 to +0.67 Economy (mean -0.1645)
-5.67 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.2680)
-1.17 to +0.04 Death Rate (mean -0.0677)
+0 to +0.68 Compassion (mean +0.2916)
-39.21 to -0 Eco-Friendliness (mean -5.5223)
-53.67 to +23.52 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -5.5732)
-69.2 to +14.31 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -8.2582)
-63.23 to -0 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -9.6764)
-110.4 to +5.13 Industry: Information Technology (mean -24.3995)
-57.29 to +17.79 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -4.9898)
-85.3 to +18.5 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -8.5082)
-264.01 to -0 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -43.5523)
-74.06 to -0 Sector: Agriculture (mean -11.2723)
-41.09 to +7.68 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -4.0536)
-155.11 to +20.49 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -9.3441)
-54.65 to -0 Industry: Mining (mean -9.5577)
-91.18 to +2.41 Industry: Insurance (mean -6.4039)
-74.14 to +20.49 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -9.1477)
+63.19 to +568.03 Industry: Retail (mean +328.9775)
-83.65 to +22.91 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -14.3939)
-119.74 to -0 Industry: Gambling (mean -13.5370)
-265.72 to -0 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -58.7993)
+0 to +0.06 Government Size (mean +0.0182)
+0.3 to +84.89 Welfare (mean +47.7830)
-48.54 to +1.88 Public Healthcare (mean -10.6439)
-57.51 to +5.27 Law Enforcement (mean -11.3168)
-35.83 to -0 Business Subsidization (mean -10.0034)
+0 to +0.75 Income Equality (mean +0.3057)
+0 to +0.78 Niceness (mean +0.2118)
-2.23 to +0.01 Rudeness (mean -0.7002)
+0.05 to +0.25 Compliance (mean +0.1255)
+0 to +1.4 Safety (mean +0.1364)
-0.1 to +0.83 Lifespan (mean +0.0366)
-0.51 to +0.23 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0068)
-54.89 to +9.42 Defense Forces (mean -9.4193)
+0 to +1.75 Pacifism (mean +0.5389)
-1 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.5568)
-0.42 to -0 Taxation (mean -0.1664)
+0.59 to +1.24 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.8357)
+0 to +46.49 Authoritarianism (mean +9.9680)
-0.71 to +0.01 Employment (mean -0.1091)
-39.21 to +0.75 Public Transport (mean -5.1270)
+0 to +13.95 Tourism (mean +2.1461)
-0.06 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0052)
-0.08 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0139)
-7.79 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.2668)
-0.23 to +0.51 Averageness (mean -0.0068)
-0.26 to +0.28 Human Development Index (mean -0.0386)
-702.11 to +609.46 Average Income (mean +67.2136)
-329.03 to +1009.53 Average Income of Poor (mean +418.6345)
-10097 to +539 Average Income of Rich (mean -1542.8864)
-55.4 to +0.75 Public Education (mean -15.0577)
-0.9 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0555)
-38.83 to -0 Foreign Aid (mean -2.9734)
-303.9 to +894.37 Average Disposable Income (mean +208.5416)
-0.82 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.1634)
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| 4. janitors and interns go on luxury retreats while the desks are cleared by the C-Suite |
-0.27 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0030)
-2.33 to +0.37 Economy (mean -0.3308)
-16.36 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -1.2604)
-11.86 to -0 Death Rate (mean -0.7763)
-44.51 to +13.42 Eco-Friendliness (mean -3.3762)
+0 to +0.2 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0022)
-0.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0028)
-109.64 to +28.72 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -7.3069)
-85.45 to +23.45 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -6.6665)
-151.14 to +16.12 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -10.2906)
-161.62 to +568.92 Industry: Information Technology (mean -6.3030)
-196.34 to +25.56 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -7.6894)
-198.86 to +14.17 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -10.4728)
-219.15 to +140.84 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -8.3362)
-165.74 to +55.28 Sector: Agriculture (mean -9.3066)
-40.41 to +77.55 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -2.3104)
-63.48 to +25.13 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -4.0998)
-183.44 to +42.04 Industry: Mining (mean -10.2871)
-80.02 to +29.32 Industry: Insurance (mean -4.7475)
-113.68 to +18.27 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -9.3781)
-46.06 to +172.94 Industry: Retail (mean +46.7811)
-165.37 to +58.14 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -13.8563)
-299.12 to +61.84 Industry: Gambling (mean -28.5570)
-309.77 to +155.01 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -25.9339)
+0 to +0.24 Government Size (mean +0.0819)
+0 to +203.49 Welfare (mean +107.4896)
-54.4 to +11.85 Public Healthcare (mean -6.7307)
-89.56 to +130.07 Law Enforcement (mean -5.4809)
-48.64 to +22.78 Business Subsidization (mean -5.5601)
+0 to +4.88 Income Equality (mean +2.6908)
-17.49 to +0.04 Rudeness (mean -1.6611)
+0 to +0.13 Intelligence (mean +0.0015)
-0.02 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.0002)
+0 to +1.55 Compliance (mean +0.3199)
+0 to +3.49 Safety (mean +0.3621)
+0 to +1.31 Lifespan (mean +0.1449)
-0.93 to +0.59 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0662)
-97.46 to +66.03 Defense Forces (mean -6.3372)
+0 to +1.46 Pacifism (mean +0.2536)
-2.75 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -1.0044)
-0.11 to +0.89 Taxation (mean +0.2422)
-1.48 to +0.9 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.7264)
-0.09 to -0 Corruption (mean -0.0010)
+0 to +0.1 Integrity (mean +0.0011)
+0 to +112.55 Authoritarianism (mean +21.2016)
-4.23 to +0.09 Employment (mean -0.4203)
-57.95 to +4.64 Public Transport (mean -4.5878)
-4.57 to +28.32 Tourism (mean +3.7845)
-0.21 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0229)
-0.38 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0043)
-0.23 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0331)
-1.77 to +0.01 Charmlessness (mean -0.2422)
-0.59 to +0.93 Averageness (mean -0.0662)
-0.42 to +0.43 Human Development Index (mean -0.0442)
-5.7 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0640)
+0 to +4.92 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0553)
+0 to +1.65 Inclusiveness (mean +0.3940)
-1302.62 to +939.97 Average Income (mean +37.1472)
+0 to +14043.29 Average Income of Poor (mean +4205.1726)
-99941 to -0 Average Income of Rich (mean -17797.3258)
-98.8 to +22.9 Public Education (mean -9.4110)
-1.31 to -0 Crime (mean -0.1375)
-12.36 to +1.34 Foreign Aid (mean -1.2351)
-1276.9 to +688.27 Average Disposable Income (mean -244.5475)
+0 to +0.03 Patriotism (mean +0.0003)
-1.41 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.2273)
sometimes adds notability: devotion to social welfare
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| 5. well-groomed vagrants are seen holding cardboard signs reading "please help -- 45 million @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ in debt" |
-25.55 to +0.43 Economy (mean -2.4339)
-50.4 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -3.7631)
-13.49 to +1.19 Death Rate (mean -0.5414)
-56.11 to +181.35 Eco-Friendliness (mean +14.4675)
-1009.2 to +61.64 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -168.7718)
-676.66 to -0 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -165.2516)
-715.91 to -0 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -160.4206)
-971.14 to +393.28 Industry: Information Technology (mean -69.3059)
-299.66 to +92.55 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -62.9933)
-703.02 to -0 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -120.5325)
-991.68 to +512.14 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -110.0422)
-649.8 to -0 Sector: Agriculture (mean -130.6078)
-525.16 to +108.05 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -102.0233)
-1425.68 to -0 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -156.6033)
-754.17 to +14.16 Industry: Mining (mean -144.0980)
-375.35 to +934.53 Industry: Insurance (mean +334.0041)
-462.25 to -0 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -153.9400)
-817.92 to +265.17 Industry: Retail (mean -112.1567)
-991.68 to +280.97 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -190.6414)
-1909.25 to -0 Industry: Gambling (mean -161.5690)
-2275.25 to +202.65 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -438.8584)
-366.61 to +84.72 Welfare (mean -3.6171)
-207.21 to +224.57 Public Healthcare (mean +23.1073)
-175.94 to +346.88 Law Enforcement (mean +37.2073)
-73.31 to +350.04 Business Subsidization (mean +54.0975)
+0 to +24.9 Income Equality (mean +4.1949)
-37.45 to +0.13 Rudeness (mean -8.8182)
-0.38 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.1814)
+0 to +0.93 Ignorance (mean +0.0788)
+0 to +6.74 Compliance (mean +0.4916)
+0 to +15.55 Safety (mean +1.0475)
-1.68 to +1.44 Lifespan (mean +0.0741)
-6.95 to +4.49 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.3451)
-190.6 to +296.8 Defense Forces (mean +35.2765)
+0 to +7.24 Pacifism (mean +0.5286)
-28.33 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -7.6498)
+0 to +2.96 Taxation (mean +0.9243)
-10.13 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -3.5622)
+0 to +1071.29 Authoritarianism (mean +138.7961)
-9.84 to -0 Employment (mean -1.8404)
-95.64 to +73.24 Public Transport (mean +6.7990)
-16.3 to +113.04 Tourism (mean +8.6976)
-0.42 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0386)
+0 to +0.97 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.5573)
-2.54 to +0.01 Obesity (mean -0.2990)
+0 to +4.1 Environmental Beauty (mean +1.0814)
-8.43 to +2.26 Charmlessness (mean -0.4659)
-4.49 to +6.95 Averageness (mean +0.3451)
-6.33 to +3.38 Human Development Index (mean -0.6639)
-4.47 to +1.76 Primitiveness (mean -0.1896)
-6.57 to -0 Scientific Advancement (mean -1.5849)
-13510.63 to +1200.2 Average Income (mean -2145.4820)
-2706.29 to +13128.73 Average Income of Poor (mean +4181.9578)
-153098 to -0 Average Income of Rich (mean -32269.1176)
-398.48 to +154.04 Public Education (mean +22.6790)
-3.84 to -0 Crime (mean -0.3324)
-47.82 to +38.51 Foreign Aid (mean +1.7312)
-13147.86 to +24.73 Average Disposable Income (mean -2697.7545)
-11.66 to -0 Food Quality (mean -2.3588)
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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