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| 1. elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares |
-0.17 to +0.28 Civil Rights (mean +0.0001)
-0.29 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -0.0003)
-3.25 to +0.04 Death Rate (mean -0.0211)
+0 to +1 Compassion (mean +0.3918)
-72.42 to +8.29 Eco-Friendliness (mean -5.9356)
-0.42 to +0.25 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0002)
-0.25 to +0.25 Nudity (mean 0)
-134.58 to +51.36 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -4.6574)
-38.38 to +123.59 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -2.1870)
-137.24 to +49.78 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -9.3677)
-76.15 to +1140.29 Industry: Information Technology (mean +392.9115)
-93.17 to +116.59 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -1.8639)
-146.27 to +478.31 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +7.6412)
-330.31 to +349.35 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -81.8995)
-52.8 to +255.47 Sector: Agriculture (mean -0.2971)
-139.24 to +65.45 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -4.3869)
-138.16 to +53.49 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -12.3687)
-130.46 to +19.19 Industry: Mining (mean -9.7993)
-99.5 to +39.45 Industry: Insurance (mean -2.7762)
-87.91 to +52.07 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -11.8885)
-174.61 to +7.06 Industry: Retail (mean -6.5689)
-136.43 to +18.84 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -8.7431)
-242.68 to +18 Industry: Gambling (mean -4.8634)
-378.53 to +450.48 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -95.9223)
-0.02 to +0.12 Government Size (mean +0.0181)
-72.66 to +6.15 Welfare (mean -5.4579)
-79.66 to +7.45 Public Healthcare (mean -9.0792)
-105.79 to +119.08 Law Enforcement (mean -14.2679)
-84.88 to +5.77 Business Subsidization (mean -12.9006)
+0 to +1 Niceness (mean +0.2019)
-1.85 to -0 Rudeness (mean -0.0988)
+0 to +1.05 Intelligence (mean +0.2374)
-1.84 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.0509)
-1.67 to -0 Political Apathy (mean -1.0863)
+0 to +2 Weather (mean +1.9848)
+0 to +0.59 Compliance (mean +0.1088)
-1.6 to +1.43 Safety (mean +0.0231)
-0.05 to +0.21 Lifespan (mean +0.0044)
+0 to +0.14 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0002)
-140.92 to +47.27 Defense Forces (mean -13.2509)
-0.01 to +1.47 Pacifism (mean +0.1617)
-1.58 to +0.22 Taxation (mean -0.0525)
-0.6 to +2.06 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.0996)
+0 to +1.31 Corruption (mean +0.0030)
-0.9 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.0019)
-2.45 to +18.61 Authoritarianism (mean +0.0189)
-0.09 to +0.94 Employment (mean +0.0063)
-29.99 to +2.75 Public Transport (mean -3.3793)
+0 to +53.98 Tourism (mean +3.5124)
-0.09 to +0.06 Weaponization (mean -0.0049)
-0.47 to +3.89 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.1422)
-0.39 to +0.06 Obesity (mean -0.0073)
+0 to +37.63 Environmental Beauty (mean +11.2744)
-18.43 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.2634)
-0.14 to -0 Averageness (mean -0.0002)
+0 to +0.3 Human Development Index (mean +0.0268)
-53.85 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -3.7842)
+0 to +45.5 Scientific Advancement (mean +3.3776)
+0 to +1.7 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0020)
-201.16 to +1482.19 Average Income (mean +204.5609)
-147.67 to +1014.85 Average Income of Poor (mean +115.6250)
-284 to +5923 Average Income of Rich (mean +392.1618)
-16.06 to +124.85 Public Education (mean +41.5303)
-0.4 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0166)
-27.63 to -0 Foreign Aid (mean -1.4091)
-170.84 to +1745.59 Average Disposable Income (mean +135.9735)
-0.01 to +2.09 Patriotism (mean +0.3392)
+0 to +1.62 Food Quality (mean +0.2845)
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes removes notability: hatred of cheese
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| 2. t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor |
+0 to +0.02 Economy (mean +0.0001)
+0 to +1.45 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.0051)
-0.16 to +0.43 Death Rate (mean -0.0041)
-43.26 to -0 Eco-Friendliness (mean -3.6539)
-60.05 to -0 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -9.5197)
-60.64 to -0 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -6.7701)
-76.07 to -0 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -10.1014)
+0.64 to +1130.22 Industry: Information Technology (mean +320.1589)
-72.79 to -0 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -6.6408)
-108.7 to -0 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -4.3392)
-1.61 to +622.06 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +183.7694)
-52.8 to -0 Sector: Agriculture (mean -10.9879)
-88.76 to -0 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -11.9080)
-77.79 to -0 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -13.1363)
-113.76 to -0 Industry: Mining (mean -22.0844)
-53.16 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -5.2231)
-66.83 to -0 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -11.4767)
-134.69 to +414.84 Industry: Retail (mean -29.7139)
-97.5 to -0 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -10.6170)
-146.62 to -0 Industry: Gambling (mean -23.9192)
-33.32 to +614.24 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +164.1224)
+0 to +0.09 Government Size (mean +0.0164)
-29.63 to -0 Welfare (mean -4.5355)
-52.91 to -0 Public Healthcare (mean -9.3179)
-102.11 to -0 Law Enforcement (mean -13.9648)
-74.1 to -0 Business Subsidization (mean -18.1563)
-0.02 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.0001)
+0.01 to +4.87 Rudeness (mean +1.7179)
+0 to +1.11 Intelligence (mean +0.2428)
-1.58 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.1557)
+0 to +0.37 Compliance (mean +0.0892)
+0 to +0.76 Safety (mean +0.0266)
-0.1 to +0.08 Lifespan (mean -0.0008)
+0 to +0.11 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0004)
-101.42 to -0 Defense Forces (mean -17.4466)
-1.29 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.1391)
+0 to +0.34 Economic Freedom (mean +0.0012)
-0.69 to +0.25 Taxation (mean -0.0649)
-0.33 to +0.72 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.2262)
-2.82 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0098)
-0.03 to +0.21 Employment (mean +0.0073)
-29.68 to -0 Public Transport (mean -3.7618)
+0 to +5.54 Tourism (mean +0.9761)
-0.04 to +0.04 Weaponization (mean +0.0035)
+0 to +0.03 Obesity (mean +0.0001)
-3.09 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.1426)
-0.11 to -0 Averageness (mean -0.0004)
+0 to +0.62 Human Development Index (mean +0.0527)
-53.58 to -0.68 Primitiveness (mean -4.6555)
+0.83 to +53.58 Scientific Advancement (mean +4.2131)
-2.56 to -0 Inclusiveness (mean -0.0089)
-218.56 to +866.66 Average Income (mean +253.9648)
-73.44 to +539.07 Average Income of Poor (mean +103.2142)
-2037 to +7072 Average Income of Rich (mean +850.7247)
+0.15 to +119.68 Public Education (mean +41.0964)
-0.3 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0389)
-10.41 to -0 Foreign Aid (mean -1.2664)
-24.9 to +961.17 Average Disposable Income (mean +189.6833)
+0.01 to +5.31 Patriotism (mean +1.2761)
-0.07 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.0002)
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| 3. toddlers insist their pacifiers be autoclaved |
-1.48 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0117)
-0.07 to -0 Economy (mean -0.0004)
-0.03 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0002)
-19.99 to -0 Death Rate (mean -0.5731)
+0 to +0.42 Compassion (mean +0.0024)
-45.32 to +61.64 Eco-Friendliness (mean -8.1950)
+0 to +1.12 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0111)
-2.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0129)
-2671.31 to -0 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -19.0010)
-43 to +34.31 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -5.3411)
-66.36 to +16.25 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -9.7436)
-4.83 to +1085.93 Industry: Information Technology (mean +394.0181)
-286.97 to +13.2 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -17.3861)
-118.65 to +24.54 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -7.0611)
+0 to +561.68 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +177.9795)
-53.68 to +86.63 Sector: Agriculture (mean -8.5839)
-292.79 to +4.41 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -26.0874)
-102.44 to +6.81 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -9.1594)
-114.69 to +9.66 Industry: Mining (mean -13.6023)
-52.14 to +1.14 Industry: Insurance (mean -3.6178)
-58.97 to +18.18 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -8.9012)
-112.28 to +95.81 Industry: Retail (mean -16.1964)
-86.87 to +97.92 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -14.8699)
-140.48 to +0.82 Industry: Gambling (mean -10.0291)
-2517.95 to +537.95 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +149.1290)
+0 to +0.13 Government Size (mean +0.0199)
-54.53 to +9.7 Welfare (mean -9.1101)
-147.59 to +16.33 Public Healthcare (mean -14.0751)
-98.26 to +42.4 Law Enforcement (mean -15.9334)
-89.12 to +20.83 Business Subsidization (mean -16.6974)
+0 to +1.75 Income Equality (mean +0.0100)
+0 to +0.29 Niceness (mean +0.0017)
-7.16 to -0 Rudeness (mean -0.0439)
-0.04 to +0.91 Intelligence (mean +0.2098)
-1.87 to +0.01 Ignorance (mean -0.1188)
+0 to +1.52 Health (mean +0.2114)
+0 to +11 Weather (mean +2.0057)
+0 to +0.49 Compliance (mean +0.0805)
+0 to +1.01 Safety (mean +0.0506)
+0 to +2.75 Lifespan (mean +0.2783)
-0.37 to +0.42 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0003)
-94.51 to +6.39 Defense Forces (mean -12.7449)
-1.1 to +0.26 Pacifism (mean -0.2053)
-2.11 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.0121)
-1.14 to +1.97 Taxation (mean -0.0744)
-5.18 to +0.5 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.1281)
+0 to +72.73 Authoritarianism (mean +0.5357)
-1 to -0 Culture (mean -0.0057)
-0.2 to +2.05 Employment (mean +0.0817)
-35.29 to +229.62 Public Transport (mean -4.8225)
-0.7 to +19.76 Tourism (mean +0.8669)
-0.03 to +0.03 Weaponization (mean +0.0020)
-10.12 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.1858)
-1.57 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.1652)
+0 to +49.26 Environmental Beauty (mean +0.2815)
-2.11 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.0894)
-0.42 to +0.37 Averageness (mean -0.0003)
+0 to +0.95 Human Development Index (mean +0.1208)
-44.71 to +72.81 Primitiveness (mean -4.8775)
-76.4 to +53.18 Scientific Advancement (mean +3.8166)
+0 to +1.98 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0113)
-943.18 to +773.29 Average Income (mean +300.2646)
-41.67 to +1031.04 Average Income of Poor (mean +199.5840)
-3201 to +3043 Average Income of Rich (mean +504.3600)
-15.78 to +108.29 Public Education (mean +41.0216)
-0.44 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0187)
-20.37 to +1.65 Foreign Aid (mean -2.4810)
-3948.66 to +794.93 Average Disposable Income (mean +155.7456)
+0 to +0.03 Patriotism (mean +0.0002)
+0 to +1.74 Food Quality (mean +0.3224)
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| 4. students eagerly await homework from their gaming class |
+0 to +0.12 Civil Rights (mean +0.0007)
-0.07 to +0.19 Death Rate (mean +0.0058)
+0 to +0.42 Compassion (mean +0.0025)
-55.35 to +3.61 Eco-Friendliness (mean -7.0460)
-0.16 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0010)
-37.56 to +4.36 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -3.8637)
-25.12 to -0 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -3.7404)
-54.18 to +3.28 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -7.7616)
+0 to +1425.88 Industry: Information Technology (mean +455.3797)
-87.64 to -0 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -4.9870)
-63.75 to +12.66 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -5.4471)
-106.64 to +3.55 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -18.5382)
-50.51 to +1 Sector: Agriculture (mean -6.7735)
-55.05 to -0 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -5.0599)
-43.21 to +1.69 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -5.0974)
-95.34 to +2.13 Industry: Mining (mean -9.3482)
-132.05 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -15.7322)
-46.07 to +2.73 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -6.3986)
-114.71 to -0 Industry: Retail (mean -16.6052)
-402.25 to -0 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -58.1948)
-49.87 to +392.51 Industry: Gambling (mean +24.7132)
-115 to +11.2 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -30.1637)
+0 to +0.05 Government Size (mean +0.0003)
-68.28 to +4.98 Welfare (mean -7.4736)
-49.59 to +34.49 Public Healthcare (mean -10.3992)
-66.71 to +3.28 Law Enforcement (mean -10.1455)
-71.84 to +2.46 Business Subsidization (mean -13.0974)
+0 to +1 Niceness (mean +0.1511)
+0 to +3.08 Rudeness (mean +0.9127)
-3.23 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.6068)
+0 to +4.47 Ignorance (mean +0.4038)
+0 to +0.5 Cheerfulness (mean +0.3447)
+0 to +3 Weather (mean +2.9820)
+0 to +0.12 Compliance (mean +0.0007)
+0 to +0.08 Safety (mean +0.0005)
-0.06 to +0.01 Lifespan (mean -0.0043)
+0 to +0.06 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0004)
-53.82 to +1.66 Defense Forces (mean -7.4449)
+0 to +0.37 Pacifism (mean +0.0022)
-1.16 to +0.1 Taxation (mean -0.1189)
-0.35 to +0.88 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.4217)
-0.88 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0053)
-0.01 to +0.28 Employment (mean +0.0203)
-29.64 to +3.14 Public Transport (mean -4.5604)
+0 to +11.27 Tourism (mean +1.7162)
+0 to +0.2 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.1071)
-0.02 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0016)
-4.19 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.1984)
-0.06 to -0 Averageness (mean -0.0004)
-1.71 to -0 Human Development Index (mean -0.1391)
-57.79 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -5.0587)
+0 to +47.48 Scientific Advancement (mean +4.6587)
+0 to +0.99 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0059)
-519.38 to +750.81 Average Income (mean +209.5901)
-308.88 to +629.62 Average Income of Poor (mean +135.0820)
-886 to +2856 Average Income of Rich (mean +386.1377)
-77.63 to +5.19 Public Education (mean -15.0669)
-0.04 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0002)
-15.82 to +1.7 Foreign Aid (mean -1.8990)
-66.27 to +1023.39 Average Disposable Income (mean +196.7162)
+0 to +0.35 Food Quality (mean +0.0021)
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| 5. kids learn to count without the numbers '0' or '1' |
-0.01 to -0 Economy (mean -0.0001)
-0.01 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0001)
-1.24 to +0.02 Death Rate (mean -0.0633)
-30.43 to +23.53 Eco-Friendliness (mean +1.3182)
-18.75 to +63.09 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +2.5065)
-12.81 to +31.33 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +2.1016)
-34.13 to +34.25 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +3.0843)
-1159.23 to +7.84 Industry: Information Technology (mean -294.9199)
-18.51 to +34.69 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +1.6796)
-64.18 to +136.66 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +2.6144)
-47.92 to +96.45 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +7.4523)
-12.82 to +58.07 Sector: Agriculture (mean +3.0204)
-394.55 to +14.7 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -39.3984)
-30.76 to +45.16 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +4.5275)
-20.97 to +88.61 Industry: Mining (mean +6.8877)
-8.28 to +30.84 Industry: Insurance (mean +2.1068)
-15.76 to +32.56 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +3.6106)
-39.85 to +162.18 Industry: Retail (mean +7.2935)
-21.63 to +312.24 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +41.9676)
-553.8 to +37.1 Industry: Gambling (mean -55.3526)
-96.14 to +127.03 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +13.0429)
+0 to +0.73 Government Size (mean +0.0477)
-27.29 to +21.13 Welfare (mean +1.6934)
-36.98 to +28.23 Public Healthcare (mean +3.1167)
-25.49 to +163.93 Law Enforcement (mean +4.6277)
-84.72 to +50.7 Business Subsidization (mean +4.5209)
+0 to +0.41 Income Equality (mean +0.0025)
+0 to +0.02 Rudeness (mean +0.0001)
+0 to +5.17 Intelligence (mean +0.9501)
-5.11 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.8262)
-2 to -0 Weather (mean -1.9753)
+0 to +1.36 Compliance (mean +0.3395)
+0 to +4.47 Safety (mean +0.3007)
-0.02 to +0.42 Lifespan (mean +0.0250)
+0 to +0.18 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0011)
-38.4 to +32.34 Defense Forces (mean +2.9033)
+0 to +1.62 Pacifism (mean +0.3177)
-0.55 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.0034)
+0 to +1.21 Taxation (mean +0.2527)
-1.98 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.9108)
+0 to +22.39 Authoritarianism (mean +0.1382)
-1 to -0 Youth Rebelliousness (mean -0.9877)
-0.38 to +0.02 Employment (mean -0.0329)
-21.9 to +10.77 Public Transport (mean +1.3043)
+0 to +18.06 Tourism (mean +4.8044)
-0.16 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0163)
-0.23 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0829)
-0.1 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0091)
-11.36 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.4464)
-0.18 to -0 Averageness (mean -0.0011)
-0.07 to +1.53 Human Development Index (mean +0.2386)
+0 to +41.95 Primitiveness (mean +3.2398)
-24.44 to -0 Scientific Advancement (mean -2.8311)
-609.15 to +497.61 Average Income (mean -135.1618)
-409.04 to +167.59 Average Income of Poor (mean -77.7844)
-2277 to +2442 Average Income of Rich (mean -248.2654)
+0 to +281.32 Public Education (mean +129.4177)
-1.49 to -0 Crime (mean -0.1392)
-11.7 to +9.5 Foreign Aid (mean +0.2830)
-1826.05 to +106.66 Average Disposable Income (mean -290.2128)
-0.87 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.0054)
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