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| 1. elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares |
+0 to +0.28 Civil Rights (mean +0.0019)
-0.31 to +0.01 Death Rate (mean -0.0109)
+0 to +1 Compassion (mean +0.3377)
-23.12 to -0 Eco-Friendliness (mean -5.2951)
-0.42 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0028)
+0 to +0.25 Nudity (mean +0.0017)
-15.68 to -0 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -2.9075)
-17.31 to +71.72 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -3.5439)
-62.53 to -0 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -7.9234)
+0 to +889.89 Industry: Information Technology (mean +357.2664)
-41.79 to +116.59 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -0.3299)
-28.29 to +115.79 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -1.6455)
-227.77 to -0 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -77.3708)
-33.12 to +137.35 Sector: Agriculture (mean -5.4144)
-26.91 to -0 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -3.3901)
-44.47 to -0 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -11.3344)
-53.39 to -0 Industry: Mining (mean -8.9129)
-52.24 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -1.5892)
-59.25 to -0 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -11.0916)
-108.83 to -0 Industry: Retail (mean -6.0515)
-50.73 to -0 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -8.3617)
-122.22 to -0 Industry: Gambling (mean -3.8957)
-254.74 to -0 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -88.2008)
-0.02 to +0.06 Government Size (mean +0.0156)
-18.84 to -0 Welfare (mean -3.9904)
-30.06 to -0 Public Healthcare (mean -7.5931)
-40.77 to -0 Law Enforcement (mean -12.3822)
-41.22 to -0 Business Subsidization (mean -11.7147)
+0 to +0.79 Niceness (mean +0.1657)
-0.55 to -0 Rudeness (mean -0.1017)
+0 to +0.69 Intelligence (mean +0.2155)
-0.29 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.0176)
-1.67 to -0 Political Apathy (mean -0.9227)
+0 to +2 Weather (mean +1.9800)
+0 to +0.59 Compliance (mean +0.1121)
+0 to +1.43 Safety (mean +0.0163)
-0.01 to +0.08 Lifespan (mean +0.0031)
+0 to +0.14 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0009)
-140.92 to +47.27 Defense Forces (mean -11.7951)
+0 to +1.44 Pacifism (mean +0.1166)
-0.33 to +0.06 Taxation (mean -0.0245)
-0.51 to +1.14 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.0692)
-2.45 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0163)
-0.01 to +0.12 Employment (mean +0.0035)
-11.18 to -0 Public Transport (mean -2.5136)
+0 to +43.57 Tourism (mean +2.9507)
-0.06 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0069)
-0.39 to +3.89 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.1089)
-0.2 to +0.01 Obesity (mean -0.0018)
+0 to +37.05 Environmental Beauty (mean +9.6115)
-8.51 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.2843)
-0.14 to -0 Averageness (mean -0.0009)
+0 to +0.09 Human Development Index (mean +0.0203)
-7.54 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -2.7894)
+0 to +34.41 Scientific Advancement (mean +2.7831)
+0 to +1.7 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0113)
-201.16 to +823.36 Average Income (mean +163.1173)
-147.67 to +335.44 Average Income of Poor (mean +87.4794)
-265 to +5923 Average Income of Rich (mean +349.9867)
-7.79 to +98.81 Public Education (mean +39.5362)
-0.32 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0199)
-11.25 to -0 Foreign Aid (mean -0.8721)
-3.98 to +1024.35 Average Disposable Income (mean +86.0127)
-0.01 to +1.03 Patriotism (mean +0.2877)
+0 to +1.44 Food Quality (mean +0.2423)
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
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| 2. t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor |
+0 to +0.02 Economy (mean +0.0006)
+0 to +1.45 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.0414)
-0.16 to +0.1 Death Rate (mean -0.0091)
-38.19 to -0 Eco-Friendliness (mean -4.4983)
-32.11 to -0 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -8.1926)
-21.65 to -0 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -5.1857)
-34.62 to -0 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -10.1254)
+0.91 to +719.36 Industry: Information Technology (mean +335.7026)
-21.1 to -0 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -3.9937)
-17.29 to -0 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -1.6451)
-1.61 to +473.07 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +203.8940)
-52.8 to -0 Sector: Agriculture (mean -10.1103)
-50.55 to -0 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -8.6537)
-39.22 to -0 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -9.4503)
-113.76 to -0 Industry: Mining (mean -30.6886)
-27.28 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -4.4083)
-30.36 to -0 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -8.8294)
-96.29 to +414.84 Industry: Retail (mean -12.9743)
-53.05 to -0 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -8.7126)
-52.17 to -0 Industry: Gambling (mean -9.4317)
-33.32 to +469.07 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +185.5103)
+0 to +0.03 Government Size (mean +0.0160)
-19.17 to -0 Welfare (mean -2.7271)
-40.46 to -0 Public Healthcare (mean -10.6660)
-68.06 to -0 Law Enforcement (mean -20.8671)
-63.62 to -0.59 Business Subsidization (mean -20.7311)
-0.02 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.0006)
+0.23 to +4.69 Rudeness (mean +1.3503)
+0 to +1.11 Intelligence (mean +0.2051)
-0.47 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.1017)
+0 to +0.32 Compliance (mean +0.0911)
+0 to +0.11 Safety (mean +0.0051)
-0.03 to +0.04 Lifespan (mean +0.0003)
+0 to +0.11 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0031)
-74.25 to -0 Defense Forces (mean -27.4837)
-0.89 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.0771)
+0 to +0.34 Economic Freedom (mean +0.0097)
-0.55 to +0.02 Taxation (mean -0.0737)
-0.13 to +0.72 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.2706)
-2.82 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0806)
-0.01 to +0.05 Employment (mean +0.0049)
-13.86 to -0 Public Transport (mean -3.6194)
+0 to +4.13 Tourism (mean +0.7089)
-0.01 to +0.03 Weaponization (mean +0.0066)
+0 to +0.03 Obesity (mean +0.0009)
-3.09 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.2591)
-0.11 to -0 Averageness (mean -0.0031)
+0 to +0.19 Human Development Index (mean +0.0309)
-10.29 to -0.99 Primitiveness (mean -3.1289)
+0.93 to +45.7 Scientific Advancement (mean +4.3651)
-2.56 to -0 Inclusiveness (mean -0.0731)
-10.69 to +632 Average Income (mean +310.4877)
-73.44 to +539.07 Average Income of Poor (mean +147.6454)
-17 to +7072 Average Income of Rich (mean +918.0571)
+0.51 to +87.78 Public Education (mean +39.9766)
-0.17 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0314)
-10.41 to -0 Foreign Aid (mean -1.1043)
-0.84 to +961.17 Average Disposable Income (mean +161.1177)
+0.62 to +2.08 Patriotism (mean +1.1991)
-0.07 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.0020)
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| 3. toddlers insist their pacifiers be autoclaved |
-19.99 to -0 Death Rate (mean -0.7960)
-38.07 to -0 Eco-Friendliness (mean -7.9585)
-21.34 to -0 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -3.1050)
-27.96 to -0 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -4.3395)
-66.36 to -0 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -10.1770)
+0 to +861.22 Industry: Information Technology (mean +336.8297)
-80.87 to -0 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -7.5672)
-44.54 to -0 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -4.8530)
+0 to +427.19 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +163.1865)
-42.82 to -0 Sector: Agriculture (mean -9.0868)
-90.09 to -0 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -10.8850)
-54.83 to -0 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -6.9493)
-89.3 to -0 Industry: Mining (mean -14.9285)
-17 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -1.9095)
-37.2 to -0 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -7.9577)
-98.33 to -0 Industry: Retail (mean -17.8518)
-51.25 to -0 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -14.0158)
-108.22 to -0 Industry: Gambling (mean -5.8093)
-17.09 to +414.75 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +149.8650)
+0 to +0.04 Government Size (mean +0.0143)
-38.12 to -0 Welfare (mean -8.1408)
-39.12 to -0 Public Healthcare (mean -12.3290)
-48.99 to -0 Law Enforcement (mean -15.1815)
-55.17 to -0 Business Subsidization (mean -16.6050)
+0 to +0.46 Intelligence (mean +0.1698)
-0.82 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.0935)
+0 to +0.53 Health (mean +0.1470)
+0 to +2 Weather (mean +1.9000)
+0 to +0.25 Compliance (mean +0.0595)
+0 to +0.51 Safety (mean +0.0138)
+0 to +2.75 Lifespan (mean +0.2422)
-53.62 to -0 Defense Forces (mean -14.5525)
-0.95 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.1335)
-0.68 to -0 Taxation (mean -0.0650)
-0.22 to +0.42 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.1893)
-0.03 to +0.39 Employment (mean +0.0527)
-24.93 to -0 Public Transport (mean -5.6935)
+0 to +3.53 Tourism (mean +0.3238)
-0.01 to +0.02 Weaponization (mean +0.0013)
-0.17 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0698)
-0.71 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.1540)
-0.4 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.0740)
+0 to +0.95 Human Development Index (mean +0.0983)
-30.62 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -4.0970)
+0 to +7.2 Scientific Advancement (mean +2.6290)
-46.16 to +625.99 Average Income (mean +276.2470)
-41.67 to +494.04 Average Income of Poor (mean +175.4548)
-56 to +1547 Average Income of Rich (mean +462.7500)
+0 to +81.05 Public Education (mean +33.2673)
-0.15 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0080)
-16.01 to -0 Foreign Aid (mean -2.3515)
-0.88 to +669.06 Average Disposable Income (mean +135.0517)
+0 to +1.74 Food Quality (mean +0.2420)
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| 4. students eagerly await homework from their gaming class |
-0.07 to +0.05 Death Rate (mean -0.0003)
-17.22 to -0 Eco-Friendliness (mean -6.8838)
-19.83 to -0 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -1.7478)
-18.57 to -0 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -3.4043)
-28.6 to -0 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -6.1400)
+109.36 to +840.12 Industry: Information Technology (mean +412.9665)
-21.91 to -0 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -2.4978)
-7.21 to -0 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -1.1649)
-87.29 to -0 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -18.9430)
-41.82 to -0 Sector: Agriculture (mean -6.6724)
-31.51 to -0 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -5.0992)
-25.67 to -0 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -3.7519)
-95.34 to -0 Industry: Mining (mean -11.3600)
-101.98 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -10.0438)
-25.55 to -0 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -5.0589)
-78.46 to -0 Industry: Retail (mean -20.0689)
-402.25 to -0 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -57.6941)
-34.3 to +266.06 Industry: Gambling (mean +18.2395)
-91.72 to -0 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -26.8316)
-18.42 to -0 Welfare (mean -5.8700)
-34.84 to -0 Public Healthcare (mean -9.2189)
-56.91 to -0 Law Enforcement (mean -9.6376)
-63.5 to -0.71 Business Subsidization (mean -14.0159)
+0 to +0.22 Niceness (mean +0.0651)
+0.01 to +2.13 Rudeness (mean +0.6797)
-2.07 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.5219)
+0 to +4.47 Ignorance (mean +0.3538)
+0.05 to +0.48 Cheerfulness (mean +0.2897)
+3 Weather
-0.03 to +0.01 Lifespan (mean -0.0024)
-25.56 to -0 Defense Forces (mean -5.8222)
-0.28 to -0 Taxation (mean -0.0484)
+0.02 to +0.88 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.4446)
+0 to +0.04 Employment (mean +0.0135)
-20.91 to -0 Public Transport (mean -3.7932)
+0 to +7.79 Tourism (mean +0.8584)
+0 to +0.2 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.1054)
-0.02 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0008)
-1.16 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.1970)
-0.77 to -0 Human Development Index (mean -0.1032)
-19.82 to -0.97 Primitiveness (mean -3.1670)
+0.93 to +10.2 Scientific Advancement (mean +2.4524)
-375.51 to +329.02 Average Income (mean +181.0549)
-308.88 to +278.81 Average Income of Poor (mean +116.8211)
-447 to +2856 Average Income of Rich (mean +374.5135)
-35.75 to -0 Public Education (mean -14.0749)
-5.73 to -0 Foreign Aid (mean -1.4570)
-3.01 to +850.39 Average Disposable Income (mean +143.8043)
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| 5. kids learn to count without the numbers '0' or '1' |
-0.47 to +0.02 Death Rate (mean -0.0480)
-4.73 to +16.25 Eco-Friendliness (mean +3.1036)
-0.59 to +11.29 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +0.7876)
-12.81 to +19.98 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +1.9972)
-7.56 to +18.07 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +2.5324)
-538.64 to +7.84 Industry: Information Technology (mean -300.2552)
-1.31 to +25 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +1.6288)
-9.68 to +136.66 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +5.9392)
-14.79 to +94.23 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +13.9368)
-12.82 to +30.26 Sector: Agriculture (mean +2.5512)
-390.57 to +9.59 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -35.0860)
-1.01 to +36.19 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +4.1952)
-1.01 to +62.29 Industry: Mining (mean +8.5944)
-4.28 to +16.54 Industry: Insurance (mean +1.6508)
-1.01 to +32.56 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +4.6556)
-1.31 to +162.18 Industry: Retail (mean +11.7852)
+0 to +199.91 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +40.4364)
-553.8 to +0.8 Industry: Gambling (mean -65.7960)
-22.94 to +112.71 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +17.2552)
+0 to +0.09 Government Size (mean +0.0332)
-1.15 to +9.61 Welfare (mean +2.1600)
-4.73 to +12.72 Public Healthcare (mean +5.2960)
-8.62 to +30.25 Law Enforcement (mean +7.0180)
-5.56 to +46.53 Business Subsidization (mean +8.2604)
+0 to +2.04 Intelligence (mean +0.7724)
-3.11 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.6296)
-2 to -0 Weather (mean -1.9200)
+0 to +0.48 Compliance (mean +0.2588)
+0 to +2.19 Safety (mean +0.0968)
-0.02 to +0.11 Lifespan (mean +0.0112)
-10.08 to +26.58 Defense Forces (mean +5.3648)
+0 to +0.91 Pacifism (mean +0.1776)
+0 to +0.95 Taxation (mean +0.2072)
-1.4 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.9728)
-1 to -0 Youth Rebelliousness (mean -0.9600)
-0.09 to -0 Employment (mean -0.0192)
-2.21 to +9.31 Public Transport (mean +2.0184)
+0 to +17.96 Tourism (mean +3.0204)
-0.12 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0120)
-0.19 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0512)
-0.09 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0064)
-1.69 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.3316)
+0 to +1.53 Human Development Index (mean +0.2304)
+0 to +21.91 Primitiveness (mean +2.3684)
-5.88 to -0 Scientific Advancement (mean -1.4692)
-562.95 to +497.61 Average Income (mean -115.0704)
-406.36 to +70.2 Average Income of Poor (mean -93.0528)
-1267 to +2442 Average Income of Rich (mean -106.6000)
+0 to +240.69 Public Education (mean +128.4540)
-0.35 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0312)
-0.84 to +3.27 Foreign Aid (mean +0.4224)
-1151.37 to -0 Average Disposable Income (mean -284.3672)
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