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| 1. elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares |
-0.17 to +0.28 Civil Rights (mean +0.0001)
+0 to +0.07 Economy (mean +0.0001)
-0.29 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -0.0003)
-3.25 to +0.04 Death Rate (mean -0.0236)
+0 to +1 Compassion (mean +0.3822)
-72.42 to +8.29 Eco-Friendliness (mean -6.0941)
-0.42 to +0.25 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0002)
-0.25 to +0.25 Nudity (mean 0)
-134.58 to +51.36 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -5.2083)
-54.78 to +123.59 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.1150)
-172.12 to +49.78 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -9.6607)
-76.15 to +1383.49 Industry: Information Technology (mean +399.7661)
-93.78 to +116.59 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -2.8680)
-146.27 to +478.31 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +12.2809)
-330.31 to +349.35 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -74.0916)
-70.87 to +285.45 Sector: Agriculture (mean +2.5022)
-139.24 to +65.45 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -4.3966)
-138.16 to +53.49 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -11.7125)
-151.69 to +19.19 Industry: Mining (mean -9.9423)
-126.21 to +39.45 Industry: Insurance (mean -3.6896)
-101.65 to +52.07 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -11.4854)
-174.61 to +7.06 Industry: Retail (mean -7.9063)
-136.43 to +18.84 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -10.9782)
-242.68 to +44.21 Industry: Gambling (mean -6.1091)
-388.77 to +450.48 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -88.9584)
-0.02 to +0.16 Government Size (mean +0.0197)
-72.66 to +6.15 Welfare (mean -6.4333)
-79.66 to +7.45 Public Healthcare (mean -9.6027)
-105.79 to +119.08 Law Enforcement (mean -13.6297)
-84.88 to +50.14 Business Subsidization (mean -12.4372)
+0 to +1 Niceness (mean +0.2128)
-1.85 to +3.71 Rudeness (mean -0.1183)
+0 to +1.54 Intelligence (mean +0.2436)
-1.84 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.0668)
-4.14 to -0 Political Apathy (mean -1.0974)
+0 to +0.45 Cheerfulness (mean +0.0004)
+0 to +3 Weather (mean +1.9814)
+0 to +0.59 Compliance (mean +0.1123)
-1.6 to +1.43 Safety (mean +0.0366)
-0.05 to +0.21 Lifespan (mean +0.0054)
+0 to +0.14 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0001)
-140.92 to +47.27 Defense Forces (mean -12.6210)
-0.01 to +1.68 Pacifism (mean +0.2235)
-1.58 to +0.23 Taxation (mean -0.0701)
-0.6 to +2.06 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.1111)
+0 to +1.31 Corruption (mean +0.0024)
-0.9 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.0015)
-2.45 to +18.61 Authoritarianism (mean +0.0151)
-0.09 to +0.94 Employment (mean +0.0066)
-45.8 to +2.75 Public Transport (mean -3.7674)
+0 to +53.98 Tourism (mean +4.2428)
-0.09 to +0.06 Weaponization (mean -0.0049)
-0.53 to +3.89 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.1560)
-0.39 to +0.06 Obesity (mean -0.0086)
+0 to +37.63 Environmental Beauty (mean +11.6157)
-38.85 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.3067)
-0.14 to -0 Averageness (mean -0.0001)
+0 to +0.3 Human Development Index (mean +0.0293)
-53.85 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -4.3900)
+0 to +49.37 Scientific Advancement (mean +3.8726)
+0 to +1.7 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0026)
-201.16 to +1482.19 Average Income (mean +228.7854)
-147.67 to +1014.85 Average Income of Poor (mean +132.9337)
-284 to +5923 Average Income of Rich (mean +430.6002)
-16.06 to +124.85 Public Education (mean +41.9221)
-0.52 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0190)
-27.63 to +0.02 Foreign Aid (mean -1.6630)
-220.53 to +1745.59 Average Disposable Income (mean +159.1051)
-0.01 to +2.1 Patriotism (mean +0.3840)
+0 to +1.62 Food Quality (mean +0.2718)
+0 to +5.2 Accessibility (mean +1.5562)
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes removes notability: hatred of cheese
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
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| 2. t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor |
+0 to +0.74 Civil Rights (mean +0.0019)
+0 to +0.02 Economy (mean +0.0001)
+0 to +1.45 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.0036)
-0.83 to +0.43 Death Rate (mean -0.0123)
-43.26 to -0 Eco-Friendliness (mean -4.1238)
-0.56 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0014)
-101.37 to -0 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -10.2486)
-60.64 to -0 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -6.8248)
-84.63 to -0 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -10.6372)
+0.64 to +1198.24 Industry: Information Technology (mean +349.3281)
-91.62 to -0 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -6.6671)
-214.67 to -0 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -6.7341)
-1.61 to +622.06 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +196.9542)
-57.02 to -0 Sector: Agriculture (mean -11.2270)
-88.76 to -0 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -10.4337)
-83.55 to -0 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -14.0680)
-113.76 to -0 Industry: Mining (mean -22.2025)
-53.16 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -5.5991)
-66.83 to -0 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -11.5655)
-151.78 to +414.84 Industry: Retail (mean -27.8402)
-97.5 to +289.59 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -10.8568)
-147.55 to -0 Industry: Gambling (mean -21.9483)
-33.32 to +614.24 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +176.0314)
+0 to +0.09 Government Size (mean +0.0187)
-65.53 to -0 Welfare (mean -5.1949)
-61.95 to -0 Public Healthcare (mean -10.1066)
-102.11 to -0 Law Enforcement (mean -15.7103)
-74.1 to -0 Business Subsidization (mean -17.5135)
-0.02 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.0001)
+0.01 to +5.55 Rudeness (mean +1.7113)
+0 to +2.66 Intelligence (mean +0.2522)
-1.59 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.1822)
+0 to +0.38 Compliance (mean +0.0930)
+0 to +0.76 Safety (mean +0.0482)
-0.1 to +0.15 Lifespan (mean +0.0006)
-0.19 to +0.11 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0002)
-129.66 to -0 Defense Forces (mean -19.8249)
-1.29 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.1822)
+0 to +0.34 Economic Freedom (mean +0.0009)
-0.78 to +0.25 Taxation (mean -0.0840)
-0.33 to +0.72 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.2270)
+0 to +0.86 Corruption (mean +0.0022)
-0.05 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.0001)
-5.66 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0213)
-0.03 to +0.21 Employment (mean +0.0070)
-30.97 to -0 Public Transport (mean -4.3844)
+0 to +5.54 Tourism (mean +1.1209)
-0.04 to +0.04 Weaponization (mean +0.0034)
+0 to +0.03 Obesity (mean +0.0001)
-3.19 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.1553)
-0.11 to +0.19 Averageness (mean +0.0002)
+0 to +0.64 Human Development Index (mean +0.0542)
-53.58 to -0.68 Primitiveness (mean -5.2529)
+0.83 to +53.58 Scientific Advancement (mean +4.8731)
-2.56 to -0 Inclusiveness (mean -0.0064)
-218.56 to +866.66 Average Income (mean +286.8079)
-73.44 to +539.07 Average Income of Poor (mean +123.2968)
-2037 to +7072 Average Income of Rich (mean +877.0704)
+0.09 to +119.68 Public Education (mean +43.9322)
-0.51 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0405)
-12.43 to -0 Foreign Aid (mean -1.4220)
-24.9 to +961.17 Average Disposable Income (mean +215.9493)
+0.01 to +5.31 Patriotism (mean +1.3872)
-0.07 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.0002)
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
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| 3. toddlers insist their pacifiers be autoclaved |
-1.48 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0078)
-0.07 to -0 Economy (mean -0.0003)
-0.03 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0001)
-19.99 to -0 Death Rate (mean -0.6215)
+0 to +0.42 Compassion (mean +0.0016)
-45.32 to +61.64 Eco-Friendliness (mean -7.7546)
+0 to +1.12 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0074)
-2.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0086)
-2671.31 to +0.44 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -15.1311)
-43 to +34.31 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -6.0685)
-76.7 to +16.25 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -10.6161)
-4.83 to +1085.93 Industry: Information Technology (mean +407.1293)
-286.97 to +13.2 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -27.4620)
-118.65 to +24.54 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -7.5781)
+0 to +561.68 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +183.4409)
-68.51 to +86.63 Sector: Agriculture (mean -9.1246)
-308.24 to +4.41 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -36.1786)
-102.44 to +6.81 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -9.2737)
-114.69 to +9.66 Industry: Mining (mean -13.1035)
-60.46 to +1.14 Industry: Insurance (mean -5.1764)
-68.57 to +18.18 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -9.0569)
-112.28 to +95.81 Industry: Retail (mean -16.3419)
-93.73 to +97.92 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -14.8651)
-140.48 to +0.82 Industry: Gambling (mean -10.9764)
-2517.95 to +537.95 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +157.5584)
+0 to +0.13 Government Size (mean +0.0229)
-54.53 to +9.7 Welfare (mean -9.3051)
-147.59 to +16.33 Public Healthcare (mean -13.3308)
-98.26 to +42.4 Law Enforcement (mean -15.0368)
-89.12 to +20.83 Business Subsidization (mean -15.2598)
+0 to +1.75 Income Equality (mean +0.0067)
+0 to +0.29 Niceness (mean +0.0011)
-7.16 to -0 Rudeness (mean -0.0292)
-0.04 to +1.06 Intelligence (mean +0.2272)
-1.87 to +0.01 Ignorance (mean -0.1263)
+0 to +1.52 Health (mean +0.2837)
+0 to +11 Weather (mean +2.0038)
+0 to +0.49 Compliance (mean +0.0874)
+0 to +1.01 Safety (mean +0.0757)
+0 to +2.75 Lifespan (mean +0.3303)
-0.37 to +0.42 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0002)
-94.51 to +7.45 Defense Forces (mean -11.7762)
-1.1 to +0.26 Pacifism (mean -0.2655)
-2.11 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.0080)
-1.14 to +1.97 Taxation (mean -0.0751)
-5.18 to +0.66 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.1144)
+0 to +72.73 Authoritarianism (mean +0.3565)
-1 to -0 Culture (mean -0.0038)
-0.2 to +2.05 Employment (mean +0.0933)
-35.29 to +229.62 Public Transport (mean -5.0315)
-0.7 to +19.76 Tourism (mean +1.1194)
-0.03 to +0.03 Weaponization (mean +0.0019)
-10.12 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.1606)
-1.57 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.1787)
+0 to +49.26 Environmental Beauty (mean +0.1873)
-4.79 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.0946)
-0.42 to +0.37 Averageness (mean -0.0002)
+0 to +1.07 Human Development Index (mean +0.1485)
-44.71 to +72.81 Primitiveness (mean -5.5300)
-76.4 to +53.18 Scientific Advancement (mean +5.1950)
+0 to +1.98 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0075)
-943.18 to +773.29 Average Income (mean +304.5476)
-103.89 to +1031.04 Average Income of Poor (mean +193.8957)
-3201 to +3043 Average Income of Rich (mean +537.7605)
-15.78 to +108.29 Public Education (mean +44.7214)
-0.44 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0251)
-20.37 to +1.65 Foreign Aid (mean -2.6119)
-3948.66 to +794.93 Average Disposable Income (mean +179.8330)
+0 to +0.03 Patriotism (mean +0.0001)
+0 to +1.95 Food Quality (mean +0.4183)
-0.56 to -0 Accessibility (mean -0.3317)
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| 4. students eagerly await homework from their gaming class |
+0 to +0.18 Civil Rights (mean +0.0013)
-0.31 to +0.4 Death Rate (mean +0.0072)
+0 to +1.5 Compassion (mean +0.0082)
-59.03 to +3.61 Eco-Friendliness (mean -7.3735)
-0.18 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0014)
-68.86 to +6.35 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -4.3084)
-68.85 to +3.1 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -4.3649)
-99.19 to +3.28 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -7.7432)
+0 to +1425.88 Industry: Information Technology (mean +458.0529)
-87.64 to +4.74 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -4.9583)
-79.47 to +12.66 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -5.9380)
-178.97 to +3.55 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -19.5752)
-497.51 to +1 Sector: Agriculture (mean -9.3897)
-69.45 to +5.01 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -5.8297)
-68.93 to +1.69 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -5.5192)
-95.34 to +2.13 Industry: Mining (mean -8.8780)
-175.75 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -16.8230)
-74.23 to +2.73 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -6.8511)
-135.87 to +4.52 Industry: Retail (mean -16.3469)
-402.25 to -0 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -62.7491)
-58.29 to +441.52 Industry: Gambling (mean +32.8598)
-228.08 to +11.2 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -31.6267)
+0 to +0.05 Government Size (mean +0.0003)
-68.28 to +4.98 Welfare (mean -7.9166)
-53.44 to +34.49 Public Healthcare (mean -10.3617)
-71.28 to +3.28 Law Enforcement (mean -9.6203)
-71.84 to +2.46 Business Subsidization (mean -12.1796)
+0 to +1.32 Niceness (mean +0.1771)
+0 to +3.15 Rudeness (mean +0.9497)
-3.54 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.6512)
+0 to +4.47 Ignorance (mean +0.4304)
+0 to +0.5 Cheerfulness (mean +0.3626)
+0 to +3 Weather (mean +2.9872)
+0 to +0.26 Compliance (mean +0.0016)
+0 to +1.32 Safety (mean +0.0060)
-0.07 to +0.04 Lifespan (mean -0.0044)
+0 to +0.06 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0005)
-108.52 to +1.66 Defense Forces (mean -7.8885)
+0 to +4.05 Pacifism (mean +0.0188)
-1.16 to +0.57 Taxation (mean -0.1224)
-0.63 to +0.98 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.4209)
-1.7 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0110)
-0.01 to +0.28 Employment (mean +0.0213)
-29.64 to +3.14 Public Transport (mean -4.5607)
+0 to +31.08 Tourism (mean +2.1243)
-0.01 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0000)
+0 to +0.2 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.1094)
-0.02 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0019)
-4.19 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.1787)
-0.06 to -0 Averageness (mean -0.0005)
-1.71 to -0 Human Development Index (mean -0.1442)
-59.08 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -5.7161)
+0 to +47.48 Scientific Advancement (mean +4.9747)
+0 to +2.33 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0141)
-549.39 to +874.2 Average Income (mean +209.3767)
-308.88 to +629.62 Average Income of Poor (mean +133.3833)
-5091 to +3972 Average Income of Rich (mean +394.4468)
-77.63 to +5.19 Public Education (mean -15.1922)
-0.49 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0023)
-16.17 to +1.75 Foreign Aid (mean -1.9938)
-254.6 to +1023.39 Average Disposable Income (mean +201.6271)
+0 to +0.93 Food Quality (mean +0.0054)
+0 to +9.44 Accessibility (mean +0.2250)
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+0 to +4.97 Civil Rights (mean +0.0211)
-0.01 to -0 Economy (mean -0.0000)
+0 to +3.81 Political Freedom (mean +0.0162)
-0.01 to +0.11 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.0004)
-2.23 to +0.04 Death Rate (mean -0.0727)
-30.43 to +27.55 Eco-Friendliness (mean +1.4299)
-6.83 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0291)
+0 to +1.75 Nudity (mean +0.0074)
-46.79 to +70.84 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +2.7208)
-13.93 to +43.89 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +2.5630)
-34.13 to +44.77 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +3.6523)
-1161.72 to +7.84 Industry: Information Technology (mean -303.2634)
-18.51 to +42.75 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +2.2869)
-64.18 to +136.66 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +2.6017)
-301.82 to +177.22 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +6.4460)
-31.55 to +58.07 Sector: Agriculture (mean +3.2057)
-394.55 to +35.82 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -40.4718)
-64.62 to +70.2 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +4.0926)
-30.53 to +113.91 Industry: Mining (mean +6.2786)
-26.05 to +30.84 Industry: Insurance (mean +1.9913)
-28.43 to +33.94 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +3.3096)
-114.09 to +162.18 Industry: Retail (mean +7.1727)
-39.79 to +312.24 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +48.6911)
-553.8 to +37.87 Industry: Gambling (mean -59.1833)
-363.4 to +182.37 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +12.8190)
+0 to +0.73 Government Size (mean +0.0486)
-27.29 to +44.19 Welfare (mean +1.7691)
-36.98 to +28.6 Public Healthcare (mean +2.9707)
-25.49 to +163.93 Law Enforcement (mean +3.8357)
-84.72 to +50.7 Business Subsidization (mean +4.2865)
-1.24 to +0.41 Income Equality (mean -0.0035)
+0 to +23.52 Rudeness (mean +0.1002)
+0 to +5.26 Intelligence (mean +1.0454)
-5.15 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.8269)
-2 to -0 Weather (mean -1.9830)
+0 to +1.58 Compliance (mean +0.3703)
+0 to +4.47 Safety (mean +0.3147)
-0.02 to +0.42 Lifespan (mean +0.0241)
+0 to +2.73 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0124)
-123.92 to +43.47 Defense Forces (mean +2.2368)
+0 to +1.62 Pacifism (mean +0.3173)
-0.55 to +2.22 Economic Freedom (mean +0.0071)
-0.01 to +1.29 Taxation (mean +0.2731)
-1.98 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.9194)
-1.45 to -0 Corruption (mean -0.0062)
+0 to +0.29 Integrity (mean +0.0012)
-68.46 to +22.39 Authoritarianism (mean -0.1960)
-1 to -0 Youth Rebelliousness (mean -0.9915)
-0.49 to +0.33 Employment (mean -0.0359)
-21.9 to +11.38 Public Transport (mean +1.2200)
-0.04 to +22.95 Tourism (mean +4.9385)
-0.17 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0194)
-0.23 to +3.1 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0723)
-0.1 to +0.02 Obesity (mean -0.0082)
-11.36 to +0.92 Charmlessness (mean -0.4348)
-2.73 to -0 Averageness (mean -0.0124)
-0.07 to +2.19 Human Development Index (mean +0.2497)
+0 to +41.95 Primitiveness (mean +3.3663)
-24.44 to -0 Scientific Advancement (mean -2.8187)
+0 to +3.4 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0145)
-1277.72 to +497.61 Average Income (mean -139.6618)
-5085.7 to +348.08 Average Income of Poor (mean -97.9780)
-2300 to +8422 Average Income of Rich (mean -222.8340)
+0 to +293.08 Public Education (mean +132.6512)
-1.49 to -0 Crime (mean -0.1411)
-11.7 to +9.88 Foreign Aid (mean +0.3677)
-1826.05 to +106.66 Average Disposable Income (mean -310.9627)
-0.07 to -0 Patriotism (mean -0.0003)
-0.87 to +0.5 Food Quality (mean -0.0016)
+0 to +0.16 Accessibility (mean +0.0024)
sometimes removes notability: complete lack of public education
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