#1509 Parks and Aggravation

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1. national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings
-0.66 to +0.42 Civil Rights (mean -0.0019)
-1 to +0.6 Economy (mean -0.0012)
-0.43 to +1 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.0014)
-1.65 to +0.1 Death Rate (mean -0.0288)
+0 to +290.28 Eco-Friendliness (mean +121.1901)
-0.63 to +0.83 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0020)
-0.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0012)
-165.7 to +177.71 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -8.5223)
-91.83 to +232.16 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +18.4238)
-143.72 to +131.12 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -10.9849)
-430.79 to +111.17 Industry: Information Technology (mean -26.4633)
-111.77 to +76.49 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -4.9980)
-107.76 to +683.05 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +71.9505)
-395.48 to +101.5 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -27.0164)
-68.37 to +491.52 Sector: Agriculture (mean +36.2499)
-164.58 to +48.83 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -5.9005)
-194.17 to +182.11 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -8.5368)
-513.03 to -0 Industry: Mining (mean -163.9002)
-118.22 to +175.52 Industry: Insurance (mean -7.8253)
-194.17 to +120.56 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -10.0347)
-338.12 to +16.13 Industry: Retail (mean -9.4451)
-189.55 to +337.49 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -13.4695)
-238.14 to +58.19 Industry: Gambling (mean -7.2122)
-398.58 to +356.41 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -46.5236)
+0 to +1.41 Government Size (mean +0.0564)
-68.14 to +141.98 Welfare (mean -7.6330)
-94.52 to +90.63 Public Healthcare (mean -9.3178)
-89.03 to +105.73 Law Enforcement (mean -10.8437)
-102.21 to +54.38 Business Subsidization (mean -7.9356)
-0.51 to -0 Religiousness (mean -0.0012)
-20.48 to +0.46 Income Equality (mean -0.0514)
-0.86 to +1.35 Rudeness (mean +0.0011)
-0.58 to +0.76 Intelligence (mean +0.0021)
-0.8 to +0.03 Ignorance (mean -0.0031)
+0 to +0.93 Political Apathy (mean +0.0022)
-0.28 to -0 Health (mean -0.0007)
+0 to +3 Weather (mean +1.9714)
-0.87 to +0.33 Compliance (mean -0.0011)
-0.08 to +0.77 Safety (mean +0.0033)
-0.17 to +0.66 Lifespan (mean +0.0191)
-3.66 to +0.26 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0105)
-115.53 to +132.92 Defense Forces (mean -11.2162)
-0.85 to +0.25 Pacifism (mean -0.0025)
-1.5 to +110.89 Economic Freedom (mean +0.2621)
-1.17 to +7.67 Taxation (mean +0.0207)
-2.08 to +6.98 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.2364)
-100.49 to +102.72 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0250)
+0 to +1 Youth Rebelliousness (mean +0.0024)
+0 to +1 Culture (mean +0.0024)
-25.83 to +0.31 Employment (mean -0.0741)
-29.67 to +72.5 Public Transport (mean -4.6666)
+0 to +113.55 Tourism (mean +13.3022)
-0.02 to +0.01 Weaponization (mean -0.0000)
-10.9 to +0.35 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0270)
-0.77 to +0.05 Obesity (mean -0.0503)
+0 to +7.19 Secularism (mean +0.0171)
+0 to +57.89 Environmental Beauty (mean +21.4160)
-8.27 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.0610)
-0.26 to +3.66 Averageness (mean +0.0105)
-0.45 to +0.44 Human Development Index (mean +0.0068)
-1.4 to +10.17 Primitiveness (mean +0.0307)
-9.78 to +1.41 Scientific Advancement (mean -0.0356)
-947.88 to +2173.19 Average Income (mean +343.8104)
-18325.73 to +1698.89 Average Income of Poor (mean +150.2798)
-2360 to +40454 Average Income of Rich (mean +726.3238)
-118.71 to +231.65 Public Education (mean -12.6910)
-0.14 to +0.02 Crime (mean -0.0005)
-23.66 to +60.42 Foreign Aid (mean -1.8706)
-1558.93 to +2146.82 Average Disposable Income (mean +188.1010)
-0.07 to +0.02 Patriotism (mean -0.0001)
+0 to +2.55 Food Quality (mean +0.4940)
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes removes notability: hatred of cheese
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
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2025-05-14
2024-03-02
2023-09-15
2/3. certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside
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-2.14 to +0.05 Death Rate (mean -0.2433)
-40.45 to +258.85 Eco-Friendliness (mean +27.5600)
-6.44 to +323.01 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +35.8431)
-293.9 to +430.34 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.2573)
-67.11 to +382.14 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +42.1639)
-140.27 to +494.78 Industry: Information Technology (mean +95.7820)
-11.9 to +429.77 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +26.7584)
-957.43 to +616.89 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -142.9694)
-98.11 to +1435.7 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +87.6529)
-489.28 to +107.78 Sector: Agriculture (mean -67.5802)
-58.05 to +289.4 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +27.9259)
-26.07 to +303.4 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +41.6190)
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-17.61 to +499.45 Industry: Insurance (mean +40.1845)
-29.03 to +459.88 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +42.1067)
-57.55 to +423.01 Industry: Retail (mean +48.2676)
-45.48 to +830.41 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +73.8865)
-57.27 to +464.1 Industry: Gambling (mean +46.6935)
-136.04 to +1511.18 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +165.6612)
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-17.41 to +393.08 Welfare (mean +52.5810)
-68.9 to +325.97 Public Healthcare (mean +48.3869)
-106.35 to +698.41 Law Enforcement (mean +64.2880)
+0 to +611.77 Business Subsidization (mean +258.9257)
-4 to -0 Weather (mean -3.9184)
-0.06 to +1.56 Lifespan (mean +0.2627)
-68.9 to +882.2 Defense Forces (mean +64.9429)
-0.65 to +1.77 Taxation (mean +0.3455)
-2.75 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -1.0198)
-0.31 to -0 Employment (mean -0.0490)
-15.97 to +230.09 Public Transport (mean +30.5573)
-82.86 to -0 Tourism (mean -18.2288)
-0.02 to +0.74 Obesity (mean +0.0837)
-77.38 to -0 Environmental Beauty (mean -36.5790)
+0 to +46.51 Charmlessness (mean +1.9351)
-0.02 to +1.74 Human Development Index (mean +0.9402)
-907.71 to +8248.93 Average Income (mean +1663.5222)
-717.47 to +5167.16 Average Income of Poor (mean +1067.9118)
-1119 to +20215 Average Income of Rich (mean +2841.1837)
-62.91 to +465.6 Public Education (mean +66.6541)
-8.01 to +201.33 Foreign Aid (mean +17.1418)
-1542.87 to +2664.44 Average Disposable Income (mean +511.8537)
-2.24 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.6180)
sometimes adds notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes adds notability: hatred of cheese
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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2025-05-15
2024-08-30
2023-06-04
4. visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper
-0.25 to +0.01 Death Rate (mean -0.0114)
+0.68 to +131.87 Eco-Friendliness (mean +59.1273)
-32.95 to -0 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -3.2550)
-29.6 to +30.61 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -0.8377)
-26.82 to -0 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -6.6014)
-44.77 to +64.42 Industry: Information Technology (mean -11.5326)
-59.82 to -0 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -3.9527)
-32.25 to +92.65 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +10.5405)
-61.37 to -0 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -11.4245)
-36.48 to +51.81 Sector: Agriculture (mean +0.8416)
-31.38 to -0 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -3.4978)
-37.03 to -0 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -3.9974)
-34.03 to -0 Industry: Mining (mean -4.3772)
-27.69 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -3.8072)
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-40.32 to +1.5 Industry: Retail (mean -6.2949)
-35.66 to +0.23 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -8.5258)
-39.79 to +0.52 Industry: Gambling (mean -4.2166)
-75.02 to -0 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -21.2801)
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-17.14 to +0.93 Welfare (mean -3.7249)
-15.3 to +1.4 Public Healthcare (mean -4.7099)
-24.47 to +1 Law Enforcement (mean -5.1707)
-13.88 to +0.89 Business Subsidization (mean -3.7450)
-0.02 to +0.07 Lifespan (mean +0.0042)
-33.9 to -0 Defense Forces (mean -6.3015)
-0.24 to +0.18 Taxation (mean +0.0012)
-0.34 to +0.51 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.1036)
-0.1 to +0.02 Employment (mean -0.0035)
-8.94 to +0.46 Public Transport (mean -2.5203)
+0.01 to +11.11 Tourism (mean +1.8928)
-0.1 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0081)
+1.84 to +9.43 Environmental Beauty (mean +3.6445)
-1.74 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.1061)
-0.01 to +0.02 Human Development Index (mean +0.0014)
+19.52 to +452.82 Average Income (mean +173.7676)
+12.24 to +207.13 Average Income of Poor (mean +89.9386)
+21 to +2262 Average Income of Rich (mean +357.4459)
-23.86 to +4.39 Public Education (mean -6.7865)
-5.79 to -0 Foreign Aid (mean -0.9743)
-452.32 to +488.13 Average Disposable Income (mean +91.7046)
+0 to +0.22 Food Quality (mean +0.0641)
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
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2023-11-30
5. the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people
-2.19 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0101)
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-0.75 to +0.01 Death Rate (mean -0.0237)
+0 to +0.63 Compassion (mean +0.0029)
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-0.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0012)
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-24.48 to +174.37 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +5.9896)
-137.58 to +71.97 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -3.6542)
-147.56 to +105.76 Industry: Information Technology (mean -9.4939)
-64.58 to +40.72 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -1.9900)
-1572.32 to -0 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -357.0830)
-120.07 to +97.79 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -5.0888)
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-85.85 to +19.94 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -2.1987)
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-73.32 to +65.5 Industry: Mining (mean -2.2895)
-61.09 to +49.07 Industry: Insurance (mean -1.5346)
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-0.49 to -0 Cheerfulness (mean -0.0023)
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-0.02 to +0.02 Safety (mean 0)
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-0.54 to +0.09 Obesity (mean -0.0097)
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-23.45 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.2801)
-0.54 to +0.37 Averageness (mean -0.0008)
+0 to +0.21 Human Development Index (mean +0.0070)
-0.35 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0016)
+0 to +0.34 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0016)
-581.31 to +1462.04 Average Income (mean +112.5751)
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-2006 to +6835 Average Income of Rich (mean +228.1429)
-62.89 to +112.97 Public Education (mean -5.1203)
+0 to +0.01 Crime (mean +0.0000)
-13.91 to +15.5 Foreign Aid (mean -0.7647)
-1371.1 to +1577.18 Average Disposable Income (mean -47.0744)
+0 to +0.54 Patriotism (mean +0.0025)
-0.52 to +1.25 Food Quality (mean +0.0475)
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes removes notability: hatred of cheese
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
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2024-12-26
2023-02-21
2022-04-19
6. visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination
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-55.8 to -0 Eco-Friendliness (mean -11.1456)
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-68.41 to -0 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -9.7990)
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-111.2 to -0 Industry: Information Technology (mean -28.9794)
-47.7 to -0 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -6.7400)
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-32.38 to -0 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -5.8812)
-35.3 to -0 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -5.4860)
-34.02 to -0 Industry: Mining (mean -5.3719)
-71.11 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -6.9944)
-68.89 to -0 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -11.2365)
-66.24 to -0 Industry: Retail (mean -11.9352)
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-166.65 to -0 Industry: Gambling (mean -12.6948)
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-0.04 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0029)
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-0.45 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0406)
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sometimes removes notability: complete lack of public education
sometimes adds notability: museums and concert halls
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes removes notability: suspicion of poets
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2023-12-06
2024-03-19
2023-08-07
2025-06-14
7. the tallest mountains are adorned with roller coasters
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-4 Weather
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-76.37 to -0.1 Tourism (mean -14.7755)
-0.01 to +0.82 Obesity (mean +0.0903)
-73.85 to -16.17 Environmental Beauty (mean -32.2081)
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-0.03 to +1.88 Human Development Index (mean +0.7752)
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-592.57 to +7218.78 Average Income of Poor (mean +1347.4258)
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-64.28 to +457.39 Public Education (mean +65.5948)
-11.97 to +184.18 Foreign Aid (mean +10.1452)
-1357.9 to +2601.32 Average Disposable Income (mean +549.3561)
-2.49 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.6513)
sometimes adds notability: barren, inhospitable landscape
sometimes adds notability: hatred of cheese
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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2025-03-29
2025-03-01
2023-10-29

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