| Option | Result | Data points / Last confirmed  | 
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| 1. the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state | 
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-3.46 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.1737) 
-1.49 to +0.48 Death Rate (mean -0.0171) 
-23.37 to +163.51 Eco-Friendliness (mean +23.2272) 
-576.05 to -0 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -84.5064) 
-398.91 to -0 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -127.2594) 
-515.89 to +136.27 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -135.9315) 
-416.07 to +233.14 Industry: Information Technology (mean -74.1677) 
-345.96 to +557.63 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -32.7441) 
-447.48 to +107.3 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -105.4671) 
-389.01 to +638.85 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -28.6854) 
-464.48 to -0 Sector: Agriculture (mean -118.3409) 
-501.08 to +115.67 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -79.1838) 
-337.73 to +86.36 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -104.4727) 
-334.13 to +145.71 Industry: Mining (mean -100.5759) 
-480.92 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -86.8660) 
-382.22 to +31.83 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -127.5426) 
-500.31 to +312.48 Industry: Retail (mean -68.8168) 
-480.32 to +23.7 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -137.9970) 
-1564.55 to -0 Industry: Gambling (mean -117.2546) 
-1095 to +586.42 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -248.3388) 
+0 to +0.04 Government Size (mean +0.0002) 
-56.44 to +115.21 Welfare (mean +28.5498) 
-36.91 to +140.85 Public Healthcare (mean +40.2331) 
-29.45 to +275.54 Law Enforcement (mean +50.2439) 
-16.69 to +752.08 Business Subsidization (mean +53.4804) 
+0 to +4.84 Income Equality (mean +0.5941) 
-15.76 to +0.05 Rudeness (mean -0.7029) 
-0.55 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.1578) 
+0 to +1.4 Ignorance (mean +0.0705) 
+0 to +0.31 Compliance (mean +0.0488) 
+0 to +4.4 Safety (mean +1.0832) 
-0.53 to +0.39 Lifespan (mean -0.0121) 
-0.85 to +0.98 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.1122) 
-31.17 to +206.22 Defense Forces (mean +42.0452) 
-0.18 to +1.1 Pacifism (mean +0.1104) 
-3 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.8605) 
-0.07 to +4.17 Taxation (mean +1.1764) 
-3.8 to +1.63 Freedom From Taxation (mean -2.3258) 
-2.61 to -0 Corruption (mean -0.8816) 
+0 to +1.46 Integrity (mean +0.3222) 
+0 to +87.44 Authoritarianism (mean +15.5402) 
-3.85 to +0.61 Employment (mean -0.1641) 
-21.15 to +120.96 Public Transport (mean +17.5868) 
-12.02 to +16.22 Tourism (mean +0.2624) 
-0.1 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0069) 
+0 to +0.5 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.2502) 
-0.25 to +0.06 Obesity (mean -0.0235) 
+0 to +4.16 Environmental Beauty (mean +1.5030) 
-2.23 to +1.24 Charmlessness (mean -0.0298) 
-0.98 to +0.85 Averageness (mean -0.1122) 
-0.85 to +0.25 Human Development Index (mean -0.1232) 
-4.75 to +2.98 Primitiveness (mean +0.0528) 
-28.06 to -0 Scientific Advancement (mean -2.5865) 
+0 to +0.69 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0037) 
-4144.73 to +306.33 Average Income (mean -1754.9342) 
-2773.39 to +1679.75 Average Income of Poor (mean -565.2841) 
-42917 to -0 Average Income of Rich (mean -5144.3676) 
-52.1 to +203.66 Public Education (mean +53.7917) 
-0.65 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0336) 
-17.81 to +199.85 Foreign Aid (mean +8.1759) 
-4953.62 to +27.64 Average Disposable Income (mean -1750.5706) 
-2.73 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.4685) 
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape 
sometimes adds notability: hatred of cheese 
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates 
sometimes removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars 
sometimes adds notability: stringent health and safety legislation 
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2024-11-05 
2025-10-13 
2025-11-03 
2023-12-06 
2024-06-21 
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| 2. the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP | 
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+0 to +0.02 Economy (mean +0.0001) 
+0 to +1.01 Political Freedom (mean +0.0055) 
+0 to +0.33 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.0018) 
-0.89 to +0.29 Death Rate (mean -0.0236) 
-156.57 to +27.39 Eco-Friendliness (mean -11.6573) 
-1.25 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0069) 
+0 to +0.25 Nudity (mean +0.0014) 
-770.14 to +152.56 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +40.0237) 
+0 to +202.1 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +64.7142) 
-70.16 to +224.92 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +64.0235) 
-90.7 to +247.27 Industry: Information Technology (mean +35.9024) 
-57.79 to +234.3 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +24.3362) 
-159.86 to +1262.74 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +44.2073) 
-63.61 to +207.68 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +45.4473) 
-25.66 to +280.65 Sector: Agriculture (mean +54.4388) 
-10.59 to +220.41 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +40.5467) 
+0 to +209.95 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +48.6317) 
-770.14 to +154.66 Industry: Mining (mean +42.1274) 
-11.64 to +226.43 Industry: Insurance (mean +46.7863) 
-10.59 to +155.17 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +62.4003) 
-138.18 to +299.03 Industry: Retail (mean +38.7283) 
-15.28 to +242.7 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +64.3545) 
-24.76 to +696.16 Industry: Gambling (mean +69.2419) 
-605.96 to +482.21 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +149.1434) 
-75.31 to +28.48 Welfare (mean -17.8673) 
-105.6 to +29.42 Public Healthcare (mean -22.7884) 
-145.56 to +28.26 Law Enforcement (mean -25.9947) 
-309.5 to +47.44 Business Subsidization (mean -24.7920) 
-0.16 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.0009) 
+0 to +0.93 Rudeness (mean +0.0051) 
+0 to +0.5 Intelligence (mean +0.0982) 
-1.31 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.0633) 
+0 to +6 Weather (mean +0.0330) 
-0.73 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.0040) 
-1.74 to -0 Safety (mean -0.8483) 
-0.14 to +0.37 Lifespan (mean -0.0024) 
-0.45 to +0.05 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0008) 
-79.91 to +32.23 Defense Forces (mean -21.2620) 
-0.44 to +0.13 Pacifism (mean -0.0405) 
+0 to +0.62 Economic Freedom (mean +0.0034) 
-2.1 to -0 Taxation (mean -0.6102) 
+0 to +1.92 Freedom From Taxation (mean +1.1875) 
+0 to +1.83 Corruption (mean +0.6968) 
-0.98 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.1309) 
-21.8 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -0.1198) 
-0.26 to +0.2 Employment (mean -0.0221) 
-40.06 to +15.93 Public Transport (mean -10.7102) 
-2.16 to +10.06 Tourism (mean +0.1481) 
+0 to +0.02 Weaponization (mean +0.0025) 
-0.75 to +10.5 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0799) 
-0.32 to +0.08 Obesity (mean -0.0003) 
-2.08 to +108.33 Environmental Beauty (mean -0.2401) 
-1.62 to +1.84 Charmlessness (mean +0.0015) 
-0.05 to +0.45 Averageness (mean -0.0008) 
-0.04 to +0.17 Human Development Index (mean +0.0005) 
-1.77 to +3.39 Primitiveness (mean +0.0425) 
+0 to +7.32 Scientific Advancement (mean +1.2970) 
+0 to +2141.41 Average Income (mean +881.2704) 
+0 to +1218.49 Average Income of Poor (mean +439.9662) 
+0 to +9253 Average Income of Rich (mean +2054.8846) 
-123.8 to +58.97 Public Education (mean -32.1728) 
+0 to +0.13 Crime (mean +0.0007) 
-23.56 to +0.15 Foreign Aid (mean -4.3910) 
+0 to +2750.65 Average Disposable Income (mean +963.1984) 
-0.04 to -0 Patriotism (mean -0.0002) 
-0.01 to +1.59 Food Quality (mean +0.1204) 
sometimes adds notability: barren, inhospitable landscape 
sometimes removes notability: hatred of cheese 
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates 
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2025-08-13 
2025-07-29 
2025-10-11 
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| 3. military training in @@NAME@@ emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs | 
 +0 to +1.61 Civil Rights (mean +0.0083) 
-0.11 to -0 Economy (mean -0.0006) 
-0.01 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0001) 
-2.18 to +3.33 Death Rate (mean +0.0366) 
-2.9 to -0 Compassion (mean -1.8294) 
-100.9 to +117.95 Eco-Friendliness (mean -20.6461) 
-2.42 to -0 Social Conservatism (mean -0.0124) 
+0 to +4.5 Nudity (mean +0.0231) 
-138.17 to +350.42 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +98.5693) 
+0 to +331.96 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +113.1685) 
-270.24 to +653.49 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +122.9447) 
-272 to +427.89 Industry: Information Technology (mean +64.1126) 
-289.33 to +231.41 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +17.7517) 
-387.66 to +457.89 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +78.9313) 
-123.15 to +584.94 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +199.3618) 
-154.19 to +380.15 Sector: Agriculture (mean +91.1223) 
+0 to +374.34 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +76.1934) 
-73.11 to +356.22 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +99.1098) 
-117.37 to +323.12 Industry: Mining (mean +100.3435) 
-36.34 to +363.84 Industry: Insurance (mean +94.3759) 
-19.18 to +332.52 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +115.9634) 
-188.15 to +420.28 Industry: Retail (mean +87.5991) 
-116.91 to +514.81 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +127.4075) 
+0 to +984.06 Industry: Gambling (mean +200.0274) 
+0 to +1082.38 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +420.3162) 
+0 to +0.38 Government Size (mean +0.1318) 
-146.09 to +8.02 Welfare (mean -34.9668) 
-170.87 to +34.69 Public Healthcare (mean -47.7885) 
-204.43 to +116.69 Law Enforcement (mean -62.1775) 
-173.31 to +29.64 Business Subsidization (mean -49.3908) 
+0 to +92.75 Religiousness (mean +0.4756) 
+0 to +0.23 Income Equality (mean +0.0012) 
-3.24 to -0 Niceness (mean -1.3702) 
+0 to +9.24 Rudeness (mean +3.3780) 
+0 to +0.88 Intelligence (mean +0.1875) 
-1.17 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.1403) 
-1 to +2 Weather (mean +0.0051) 
-0.83 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.2707) 
-5.12 to -0 Safety (mean -2.3254) 
-0.98 to +0.31 Lifespan (mean -0.0187) 
-0.05 to +0.82 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0158) 
+0 to +491.68 Defense Forces (mean +218.9221) 
-8.93 to -0 Pacifism (mean -3.9720) 
-0.33 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.0017) 
-3.18 to +0.41 Taxation (mean -0.8423) 
-2.87 to +2.49 Freedom From Taxation (mean +1.1468) 
+0 to +3.65 Corruption (mean +1.7412) 
-1.95 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.3484) 
-14.03 to +3.02 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0565) 
+0 to +1 Culture (mean +0.0051) 
-0.94 to +0.25 Employment (mean -0.0742) 
-94.93 to +34.69 Public Transport (mean -25.3278) 
-22.87 to +1.71 Tourism (mean -8.1541) 
+0 to +0.19 Weaponization (mean +0.0288) 
-0.74 to +0.64 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.3711) 
-0.2 to +0.13 Obesity (mean -0.0035) 
-0.43 to -0 Secularism (mean -0.0022) 
-4.16 to +18.41 Environmental Beauty (mean -1.6380) 
+0 to +19.32 Charmlessness (mean +1.0476) 
-0.82 to +0.05 Averageness (mean -0.0158) 
-0.32 to +0.1 Human Development Index (mean -0.0061) 
-9.88 to +23.27 Primitiveness (mean +0.1635) 
+0 to +33.27 Scientific Advancement (mean +3.4267) 
+0 to +7.67 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0393) 
+0 to +3866.89 Average Income (mean +2135.1057) 
+0 to +3438.44 Average Income of Poor (mean +1030.3351) 
+0 to +20839 Average Income of Rich (mean +5148.9385) 
-256.32 to +49.19 Public Education (mean -62.0907) 
+0 to +0.99 Crime (mean +0.1613) 
-59.14 to +13.88 Foreign Aid (mean -8.7909) 
-46.83 to +4486.55 Average Disposable Income (mean +1872.7060) 
-1.75 to +1 Patriotism (mean +0.2758) 
+0 to +2.51 Food Quality (mean +0.2709) 
sometimes adds notability: barren, inhospitable landscape 
sometimes removes notability: hatred of cheese 
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates 
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2024-07-23 
2025-10-29 
2025-10-12 
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| 4. the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations | 
 -2 to -0 Economy (mean -0.4513) 
-3.42 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.1020) 
-1.67 to +1.36 Death Rate (mean -0.0813) 
+0 to +1.68 Compassion (mean +0.6080) 
-96.17 to +37.98 Eco-Friendliness (mean +6.2537) 
-198.13 to -0 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -53.2967) 
-175.76 to -0 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -50.3618) 
-211.75 to -0 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -76.8089) 
-206.92 to +261.91 Industry: Information Technology (mean -53.3217) 
-219.45 to +19.01 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -34.3914) 
-413.89 to -0 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -60.6846) 
-416.27 to +131.93 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -92.3666) 
-174.33 to -0 Sector: Agriculture (mean -51.9639) 
-179.11 to +56.68 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -50.4504) 
-223.81 to +38.24 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -60.1983) 
-177.11 to +77.29 Industry: Mining (mean -50.2186) 
-248.88 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -50.8854) 
-180.41 to -0 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -80.7603) 
-184.7 to +168.97 Industry: Retail (mean -46.6613) 
-223.06 to +182.59 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -60.8674) 
-790.56 to -0 Industry: Gambling (mean -67.7163) 
-628.02 to +37.3 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -222.1323) 
+0 to +0.23 Government Size (mean +0.0939) 
-230.82 to +49.28 Welfare (mean +4.1078) 
-158.69 to +51.07 Public Healthcare (mean +12.6336) 
-211.59 to +109.72 Law Enforcement (mean +21.7180) 
-96.17 to +97.11 Business Subsidization (mean +21.9752) 
+0 to +3.26 Income Equality (mean +0.4332) 
+0 to +1.67 Niceness (mean +0.4796) 
-3.57 to +0.01 Rudeness (mean -0.9230) 
-0.22 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.0726) 
+0 to +0.41 Ignorance (mean +0.0556) 
+0 to +0.63 Compliance (mean +0.1377) 
+0 to +1.54 Safety (mean +0.1807) 
-1.16 to +2.93 Lifespan (mean +0.0041) 
-0.41 to +0.66 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0954) 
-240.43 to +79.46 Defense Forces (mean +14.0809) 
+0 to +6.5 Pacifism (mean +2.3928) 
-2 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.6170) 
+0 to +2.58 Taxation (mean +1.0044) 
-3.3 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -2.2681) 
+0 to +236.9 Authoritarianism (mean +16.3551) 
-1.96 to +0.03 Employment (mean -0.2602) 
-120.22 to +34.1 Public Transport (mean +5.7138) 
+0 to +13.67 Tourism (mean +2.7981) 
-0.07 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0037) 
+0 to +0.24 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.1277) 
-0.12 to +0.01 Obesity (mean -0.0171) 
+0 to +2.08 Environmental Beauty (mean +0.6912) 
-3.75 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.2621) 
-0.66 to +0.41 Averageness (mean -0.0954) 
-0.61 to +0.76 Human Development Index (mean -0.0970) 
-3.55 to +1.06 Primitiveness (mean -0.0963) 
-8.03 to -0 Scientific Advancement (mean -1.3090) 
-2796.49 to +818.53 Average Income (mean -826.9362) 
-2676.39 to +1338.3 Average Income of Poor (mean -202.3756) 
-9071 to -0 Average Income of Rich (mean -2414.3778) 
-168.31 to +83.14 Public Education (mean +18.0423) 
-0.59 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0562) 
-57.32 to +706.71 Foreign Aid (mean +248.1008) 
-2801.8 to -0 Average Disposable Income (mean -1097.2970) 
-1.1 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.2656) 
sometimes removes notability: barren, inhospitable landscape 
sometimes adds notability: hatred of cheese 
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates 
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