| Option | Result | Data points / Last confirmed |
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| 1. the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results |
-0.89 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.2209)
+0.01 to +21.08 Death Rate (mean +1.6505)
-1.38 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.0084)
-99.11 to -0 Eco-Friendliness (mean -8.3063)
+0 to +0.67 Social Conservatism (mean +0.2009)
-2.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.1936)
-102.03 to +1.87 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -5.3406)
+1.57 to +3260.91 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +683.1151)
-259.51 to -0 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -12.8919)
-155.79 to +45.76 Industry: Information Technology (mean -17.1084)
-427.51 to +220.87 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +1.3660)
-464.16 to +3.73 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -12.3708)
-294.04 to +0.02 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -27.9993)
-276.08 to +1.12 Sector: Agriculture (mean -9.8068)
-213.76 to +250.79 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +14.9792)
-164.39 to -0 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -13.6424)
-183.03 to +10.07 Industry: Mining (mean -22.0941)
-108.23 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -3.9270)
-107.29 to -0 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -11.8748)
-220.47 to +1.71 Industry: Retail (mean -17.3296)
-134.41 to +0.14 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -10.4802)
-164.79 to -0 Industry: Gambling (mean -6.7772)
-408.6 to +1.87 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -46.2315)
+0 to +0.03 Government Size (mean +0.0002)
-80.53 to -0 Welfare (mean -7.0897)
-93.94 to +0.47 Public Healthcare (mean -13.9184)
-182.28 to +6.43 Law Enforcement (mean -22.2679)
-204.07 to +1.4 Business Subsidization (mean -17.4698)
-1.46 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.0089)
+0 to +0.07 Rudeness (mean +0.0004)
-0.33 to +0.19 Intelligence (mean -0.0242)
-0.71 to +0.73 Ignorance (mean +0.0334)
-0.68 to -0 Political Apathy (mean -0.0041)
-1.52 to -0 Health (mean -0.2201)
-3 to -0 Weather (mean -1.9939)
-0.19 to +0.42 Compliance (mean +0.0071)
-0.03 to +0.18 Safety (mean +0.0064)
-6.63 to -0.01 Lifespan (mean -0.5579)
-0.23 to +0.23 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0398)
-173.44 to +242.9 Defense Forces (mean -15.9870)
-1.12 to +0.64 Pacifism (mean +0.0174)
-2.87 to +0.12 Taxation (mean -0.2814)
-0.29 to +1.63 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.4360)
+0 to +55.53 Authoritarianism (mean +9.6480)
-2 to -0 Youth Rebelliousness (mean -0.0122)
-1 to -0 Culture (mean -0.0061)
-0.45 to +0.04 Employment (mean -0.0201)
-43.92 to +1.12 Public Transport (mean -6.0965)
-3.18 to +11.14 Tourism (mean +0.0284)
-0.04 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0009)
-5.54 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.2036)
+0 to +0.82 Obesity (mean +0.2786)
-0.4 to +3.06 Charmlessness (mean +0.0251)
-0.23 to +0.23 Averageness (mean -0.0398)
-2.21 to -0 Human Development Index (mean -0.1859)
-1.38 to +0.92 Primitiveness (mean -0.0028)
-1.15 to +1.95 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0049)
-17.6 to +1568.03 Average Income (mean +346.6505)
-8.47 to +953.53 Average Income of Poor (mean +184.1171)
-34 to +7538 Average Income of Rich (mean +748.2500)
-237.11 to +47.99 Public Education (mean -17.8365)
-0.14 to +0.02 Crime (mean -0.0032)
-33.26 to -0 Foreign Aid (mean -2.1405)
-38.27 to +2039.2 Average Disposable Income (mean +312.0468)
+0 to +0.49 Patriotism (mean +0.0077)
-0.02 to +1.35 Food Quality (mean +0.1085)
+0 to +0.48 Accessibility (mean +0.1430)
sometimes removes notability: absence of drug laws
sometimes adds notability: deadly medical pandemics
sometimes removes notability: hatred of cheese
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
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2025-12-14
2026-03-12
2026-03-19
2023-05-01
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| 2. the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace |
-1.11 to +0.47 Economy (mean -0.0668)
-9.44 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.1338)
-1.13 to +2.29 Death Rate (mean -0.0528)
-117.91 to +48.91 Eco-Friendliness (mean +0.5052)
-31.26 to +13.49 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +0.2018)
-337.07 to -0.24 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -22.8005)
-81.43 to +30.96 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +2.1829)
-73.42 to +112.43 Industry: Information Technology (mean +2.9123)
-16.6 to +10.53 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +0.2982)
-224 to +28.21 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -3.0274)
-225.16 to +95.67 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +5.7246)
-39.31 to +30.3 Sector: Agriculture (mean +0.8929)
-26.21 to +22.36 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +1.1758)
-7.25 to +42.51 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +4.3716)
-31.26 to +60.24 Industry: Mining (mean +6.7616)
-48.06 to +14.6 Industry: Insurance (mean +0.0181)
-35.48 to +27.27 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +1.8921)
-36.94 to +180.58 Industry: Retail (mean +8.4506)
-25.08 to +39.04 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +1.4898)
-40.23 to +33.87 Industry: Gambling (mean +0.5641)
-225.16 to +96.57 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +8.1088)
-69.13 to +13.72 Welfare (mean -0.0640)
-57.45 to +18.95 Public Healthcare (mean +2.2523)
-110.95 to +74.96 Law Enforcement (mean +4.2043)
-37.64 to +55.91 Business Subsidization (mean +5.8396)
+0 to +1.17 Income Equality (mean +0.1901)
-6 to +0.03 Rudeness (mean -0.4397)
+0 to +0.11 Compliance (mean +0.0142)
+0 to +0.45 Safety (mean +0.0044)
-0.28 to +0.27 Lifespan (mean +0.0169)
-0.28 to +0.28 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0664)
-137.67 to +27.05 Defense Forces (mean +1.4121)
+0 to +0.32 Pacifism (mean +0.0073)
-0.84 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.3373)
-0.18 to +0.41 Taxation (mean +0.0096)
-0.28 to +0.32 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.0574)
+0 to +117.42 Authoritarianism (mean +19.4937)
-0.59 to +0.2 Employment (mean -0.0191)
-33.65 to +9.85 Public Transport (mean +0.4843)
-0.69 to +4.39 Tourism (mean +0.0187)
-0.01 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0006)
-0.07 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0144)
-0.46 to +0.43 Charmlessness (mean -0.0037)
-0.28 to +0.28 Averageness (mean -0.0664)
-0.31 to +0.09 Human Development Index (mean -0.0117)
-1165.42 to +414.66 Average Income (mean +38.0491)
-1073.15 to +1324.65 Average Income of Poor (mean +308.4137)
-21620 to +28 Average Income of Rich (mean -1246.0444)
-53.49 to +68.6 Public Education (mean +2.9381)
-0.07 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0036)
-35.67 to +5.42 Foreign Aid (mean -0.0844)
-378.82 to +353.19 Average Disposable Income (mean -6.4718)
-1.95 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.1543)
sometimes adds notability: hatred of cheese
sometimes adds notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2026-03-20
2024-08-29
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| 3. there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ grocery store |
+0 to +5.97 Economy (mean +1.5848)
-0.03 to +0.03 Wealth Gaps (mean 0)
-13.39 to +0.08 Death Rate (mean -0.2117)
-0.79 to +1.06 Compassion (mean +0.0005)
-105.32 to +708.93 Eco-Friendliness (mean +21.2000)
-61.47 to +447.09 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +12.4038)
+0 to +1514.19 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +274.2327)
-62.31 to +381.4 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +21.5848)
-191.03 to +770.4 Industry: Information Technology (mean +43.4436)
-73.76 to +393.22 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +12.2494)
-272.8 to +1519.1 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +58.8270)
-121.43 to +681.46 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +28.8077)
-102.44 to +396.86 Sector: Agriculture (mean +17.0648)
-56.86 to +240.81 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +6.9698)
-74.68 to +403.62 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +14.1838)
-130.94 to +472.52 Industry: Mining (mean +16.7017)
-42.02 to +299.7 Industry: Insurance (mean +15.3346)
-58.03 to +297.76 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +11.8392)
-96.09 to +384.5 Industry: Retail (mean +12.3462)
-95.35 to +521.22 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +26.7249)
-191.81 to +276.14 Industry: Gambling (mean +8.6230)
-144.45 to +813.17 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +62.7962)
+0 to +0.16 Government Size (mean +0.0524)
-44.31 to +678.1 Welfare (mean +33.4712)
-101.81 to +554.81 Public Healthcare (mean +31.3322)
-308.74 to +383.07 Law Enforcement (mean +30.3006)
+0 to +477.66 Business Subsidization (mean +167.3404)
+0 to +50.42 Religiousness (mean +0.0861)
-0.38 to +1.35 Income Equality (mean +0.0017)
-0.58 to +0.78 Niceness (mean +0.0008)
-0.56 to +0.15 Rudeness (mean -0.0011)
+0 to +0.14 Intelligence (mean +0.0002)
+0 to +0.33 Health (mean +0.0009)
+0 to +0.46 Cheerfulness (mean +0.0008)
+0 to +1 Weather (mean +0.0051)
-0.09 to +1.11 Compliance (mean +0.0020)
-0.25 to +0.85 Safety (mean +0.0027)
-0.08 to +1.9 Lifespan (mean +0.1884)
+0 to +0.22 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0008)
-74.53 to +378.57 Defense Forces (mean +28.9938)
-1.35 to +2.36 Pacifism (mean +0.0021)
-0.67 to +0.67 Economic Freedom (mean 0)
-1.12 to +1.43 Taxation (mean +0.0687)
-3.78 to +0.65 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.4852)
-6.74 to +4.18 Authoritarianism (mean -0.0044)
-0.44 to +0.04 Employment (mean -0.0165)
-35.28 to +470.05 Public Transport (mean +18.0969)
-1.27 to +9.77 Tourism (mean +0.0236)
-0.01 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0000)
-0.55 to +0.45 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0005)
-0.04 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0001)
-0.23 to -0 Secularism (mean -0.0005)
-0.04 to +0.01 Charmlessness (mean -0.0001)
-0.22 to -0 Averageness (mean -0.0008)
-0.03 to +2.12 Human Development Index (mean +0.5138)
-2.55 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0044)
+0 to +2.68 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0046)
+0 to +1.48 Inclusiveness (mean +0.0025)
+0 to +6350.06 Average Income (mean +1104.8556)
+0 to +6314.51 Average Income of Poor (mean +777.5432)
+0 to +14947 Average Income of Rich (mean +1771.6911)
-112.34 to +886.15 Public Education (mean +42.4488)
-0.05 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0002)
-19.24 to +254.29 Foreign Aid (mean +11.1426)
-424.16 to +2852.82 Average Disposable Income (mean +449.1631)
+0 to +0.05 Patriotism (mean +0.0001)
+0 to +1.56 Food Quality (mean +0.3296)
-2.24 to +6.56 Accessibility (mean +0.6944)
sometimes removes notability: hatred of cheese
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
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