| Option | Result | Data points / Last confirmed |
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| 1. the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods" |
-2.34 to +2.91 Economy (mean -0.4141)
+0 to +0.49 Political Freedom (mean +0.0012)
-80.92 to +0.49 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.4070)
-3.94 to +0.77 Death Rate (mean -0.0674)
-92.3 to +23.42 Eco-Friendliness (mean -2.5462)
-131.42 to +34.26 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -8.6581)
-153.46 to +30.04 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -7.7048)
-107.41 to +58.49 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -8.9897)
-186.18 to +265.33 Industry: Information Technology (mean -9.0140)
-145.1 to +35.93 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -6.5328)
-509.91 to +30.31 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -14.4815)
-178.13 to +131.22 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -7.6817)
-127.17 to +71.36 Sector: Agriculture (mean -6.4270)
-111.07 to +428.4 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -2.8026)
-166.72 to +2092.22 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -0.9739)
-126.87 to +54.79 Industry: Mining (mean -7.4850)
-123.6 to +37.18 Industry: Insurance (mean -7.2931)
-97.63 to +38.44 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -6.5270)
-93.72 to +118.68 Industry: Retail (mean -6.5737)
-184.82 to +134.63 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -10.5537)
-231.5 to +153.98 Industry: Gambling (mean -20.6309)
-317.8 to +167.67 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -25.3295)
+0 to +0.16 Government Size (mean +0.0614)
-118.99 to +25.19 Welfare (mean -6.1592)
-93.12 to +30.25 Public Healthcare (mean -6.0691)
-56.22 to +131.58 Law Enforcement (mean +68.7400)
-36.5 to +91.71 Business Subsidization (mean -1.4357)
-4.36 to +2.01 Income Equality (mean +0.4034)
-5.27 to +1.98 Rudeness (mean -0.4436)
+0 to +0.78 Intelligence (mean +0.0023)
-0.09 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.0003)
-0.6 to -0 Political Apathy (mean -0.0015)
-2 to -0 Weather (mean -0.0076)
-0.22 to +1.22 Compliance (mean +0.1929)
+0 to +3.54 Safety (mean +0.8965)
-0.44 to +1.53 Lifespan (mean +0.0339)
-1.45 to +0.59 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0481)
-93.88 to +40.13 Defense Forces (mean -6.7119)
+0 to +1.16 Pacifism (mean +0.2224)
-1.75 to +4.38 Economic Freedom (mean -0.6446)
-1.24 to +0.74 Taxation (mean +0.2547)
-1.44 to +1.54 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.7974)
-0.01 to -0 Corruption (mean -0.0000)
+0 to +0.06 Integrity (mean +0.0002)
-41.19 to +115.55 Authoritarianism (mean +14.6802)
-2.78 to +2.09 Employment (mean -0.1931)
-62.08 to +12.66 Public Transport (mean -3.4455)
-13.89 to +19.69 Tourism (mean +4.1115)
-0.1 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0066)
-0.22 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0849)
-0.16 to +0.05 Obesity (mean -0.0224)
-19.32 to -0 Environmental Beauty (mean -0.0490)
-6.73 to +0.01 Charmlessness (mean -0.1908)
-0.59 to +1.45 Averageness (mean -0.0481)
-0.48 to +0.91 Human Development Index (mean -0.0787)
-3.52 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0089)
+0 to +3.65 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0093)
-1391.89 to +2386.84 Average Income (mean -63.0240)
-1323.69 to +2925.24 Average Income of Poor (mean +315.4495)
-15093 to +10523 Average Income of Rich (mean -1752.7310)
-234.72 to +59.71 Public Education (mean -7.4694)
-1.2 to +0.03 Crime (mean -0.1035)
-43.97 to +2.28 Foreign Aid (mean -1.4431)
-1323.07 to +2103.84 Average Disposable Income (mean -279.6628)
+0 to +0.57 Patriotism (mean +0.0014)
-0.92 to +1.54 Food Quality (mean -0.1880)
+0 to +5.68 Accessibility (mean +2.6503)
sometimes removes notability: exploding hoverboards
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes adds notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2025-10-23
2026-03-05
2026-03-16
2026-01-18
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| 2. foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Moonshine" |
-0.77 to +5.33 Economy (mean +0.9795)
-0.06 to +94.91 Wealth Gaps (mean +1.9933)
-0.22 to +17.48 Death Rate (mean +1.1567)
-65.75 to +136.92 Eco-Friendliness (mean +2.5640)
-62.42 to +192.31 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +7.5556)
-68.81 to +325.66 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +11.2553)
-63.71 to +307.56 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +11.6670)
-414.06 to +526.9 Industry: Information Technology (mean +6.5975)
-54.65 to +274.43 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +29.2379)
-103.67 to +498.3 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +18.9981)
-218.38 to +251.23 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +2.3901)
-129.43 to +333.76 Sector: Agriculture (mean +11.7400)
+0 to +1177.9 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +248.0759)
-78.09 to +259.21 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +7.1713)
-110.41 to +218.13 Industry: Mining (mean +5.3598)
-75.05 to +174.05 Industry: Insurance (mean +7.7167)
-85 to +172.81 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +7.2417)
-166.52 to +298.52 Industry: Retail (mean +0.1096)
-199.5 to +280.61 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +12.5976)
-198.95 to +321.44 Industry: Gambling (mean +9.3688)
-261.06 to +635.33 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +21.6129)
-0.11 to +0.19 Government Size (mean +0.0017)
-82.69 to +190.62 Welfare (mean +9.2222)
-107.46 to +185.25 Public Healthcare (mean +5.8364)
-89.89 to +215.42 Law Enforcement (mean +5.0062)
-56.84 to +175.35 Business Subsidization (mean +68.1523)
-3.51 to +0.3 Income Equality (mean -0.5354)
-6.61 to +6.47 Rudeness (mean +0.8863)
+0 to +0.9 Intelligence (mean +0.0026)
-0.33 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.0009)
-0.19 to -0 Political Apathy (mean -0.0005)
-1 to -0 Health (mean -0.1523)
-2 to -0 Weather (mean -0.9858)
-0.82 to +0.07 Compliance (mean -0.0680)
-2.39 to +0.36 Safety (mean -0.3083)
-6.84 to +0.27 Lifespan (mean -0.3225)
-1 to +0.83 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0276)
-81.09 to +149.48 Defense Forces (mean +5.3672)
-0.83 to +0.13 Pacifism (mean -0.0713)
-0.66 to +3 Economic Freedom (mean +1.0105)
-0.71 to +0.2 Taxation (mean -0.1139)
-0.34 to +1.23 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.3699)
-0.01 to -0 Corruption (mean -0.0000)
+0 to +0.06 Integrity (mean +0.0002)
-233.81 to +2.5 Authoritarianism (mean -21.3039)
-0.08 to +1.82 Employment (mean +0.1444)
-31.56 to +123.5 Public Transport (mean +3.6984)
-15.84 to +1.76 Tourism (mean -1.4858)
-0.02 to +0.1 Weaponization (mean +0.0045)
-0.19 to +0.1 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.0526)
+0 to +0.74 Obesity (mean +0.2741)
-0.2 to +6.52 Charmlessness (mean +0.1693)
-0.83 to +1 Averageness (mean -0.0276)
-2.28 to +0.98 Human Development Index (mean +0.2052)
-6.16 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0175)
+0 to +4.22 Scientific Advancement (mean +0.0120)
-1703.13 to +2998.8 Average Income (mean +486.0059)
-3499.01 to +2094.06 Average Income of Poor (mean -337.8693)
-4689 to +49690 Average Income of Rich (mean +5473.8490)
-122.99 to +204.05 Public Education (mean +8.0416)
-0.1 to +0.8 Crime (mean +0.0414)
-21.73 to +86.85 Foreign Aid (mean +1.9198)
-729.69 to +2867.79 Average Disposable Income (mean +481.9884)
+0 to +0.22 Patriotism (mean +0.0006)
-0.85 to +0.9 Food Quality (mean +0.0280)
-9.92 to -0 Accessibility (mean -3.5946)
sometimes adds notability: deadly medical pandemics
sometimes adds notability: exploding hoverboards
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes removes notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2026-03-21
2026-03-22
2026-03-16
2026-03-18
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| 3. alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance |
-3.66 to +1.25 Economy (mean -0.8371)
-12.63 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.4015)
-6.42 to +0.24 Death Rate (mean -0.2382)
-39.24 to +22.68 Eco-Friendliness (mean -2.2473)
-155.73 to +53.96 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -9.5336)
-117.3 to +35.2 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -8.5041)
-141.39 to +50.19 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -7.3515)
-173.67 to +140.5 Industry: Information Technology (mean -12.9059)
-216.23 to +40.72 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -9.4164)
-183.52 to +68.98 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -17.6869)
-186.13 to +208.17 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -8.9160)
-170.44 to +67.44 Sector: Agriculture (mean -14.0165)
-594.67 to -0 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -148.7114)
-190.52 to +51.27 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -10.0421)
-309.2 to +159.82 Industry: Mining (mean -8.0657)
-145.11 to +29.84 Industry: Insurance (mean -11.3368)
-82.32 to +44.34 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -5.3713)
-79.34 to +173.99 Industry: Retail (mean +48.5469)
-238.92 to +46.28 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -14.7835)
-234.12 to +109.83 Industry: Gambling (mean -15.4048)
-336.78 to +214.53 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -25.8014)
-109.63 to +26.32 Welfare (mean -8.0529)
-78.48 to +25.22 Public Healthcare (mean -7.0296)
-161.32 to +53.12 Law Enforcement (mean -7.5744)
-39.24 to +50.81 Business Subsidization (mean +0.5742)
+0 to +3.91 Income Equality (mean +0.7361)
-5.11 to +0.02 Rudeness (mean -0.7278)
+0 to +0.48 Compliance (mean +0.0759)
+0 to +2.41 Safety (mean +0.3819)
-0.31 to +0.5 Lifespan (mean +0.0561)
-0.93 to +0.91 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0784)
-154.61 to +59.75 Defense Forces (mean -9.6436)
+0 to +0.7 Pacifism (mean +0.0911)
-2.75 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -1.1643)
-0.37 to +0.1 Taxation (mean -0.1432)
+0 to +1.12 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.6938)
+0 to +428.69 Authoritarianism (mean +41.1518)
-2.02 to +0.19 Employment (mean -0.1883)
-61.04 to +14.18 Public Transport (mean -4.5545)
-1.42 to +19.12 Tourism (mean +1.5496)
-0.09 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0032)
-0.34 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0810)
-6.17 to +0.18 Charmlessness (mean -0.0976)
-0.91 to +0.93 Averageness (mean -0.0784)
-0.77 to +0.58 Human Development Index (mean -0.1616)
-2110.81 to +530.93 Average Income (mean -353.5331)
-817.31 to +1952.58 Average Income of Poor (mean +336.4777)
-30348 to +1290 Average Income of Rich (mean -3570.3000)
-86.94 to +35.22 Public Education (mean -8.2557)
-0.6 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0504)
-45.77 to +14.15 Foreign Aid (mean -1.6906)
-1948.28 to +528.39 Average Disposable Income (mean -154.0974)
-1.41 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.3052)
+0.16 to +10.56 Accessibility (mean +5.5725)
sometimes removes notability: exploding hoverboards
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes adds notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2025-02-28
2024-07-10
2026-02-21
2026-03-20
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| 4. alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó |
-1.34 to +4 Economy (mean +0.6929)
+0 to +15.1 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.4408)
+0 to +18.24 Death Rate (mean +0.8661)
-33.16 to +46.34 Eco-Friendliness (mean +1.5562)
-26.19 to +169.82 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +9.9098)
-41.26 to +141.59 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +8.1861)
-43.53 to +254.34 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +12.2888)
-263.98 to +142.45 Industry: Information Technology (mean +8.5919)
-43.04 to +240.77 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +41.0489)
-53.93 to +277.28 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +15.6265)
-266.93 to +197.88 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +3.3587)
-45.21 to +129.85 Sector: Agriculture (mean +8.3124)
-29.06 to +257.42 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +36.3877)
-41.55 to +125.93 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +5.8612)
-67.06 to +178.15 Industry: Mining (mean +3.8248)
-36.52 to +135.76 Industry: Insurance (mean +8.8926)
-82.8 to +145.31 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +9.0070)
-96.91 to +195.03 Industry: Retail (mean +1.9984)
-103.44 to +189.38 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +10.0448)
-61.82 to +246.39 Industry: Gambling (mean +12.8452)
-289.96 to +363.11 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +25.5576)
+0 to +0.03 Government Size (mean +0.0002)
-18.25 to +102.65 Welfare (mean +10.1069)
-39.96 to +64.15 Public Healthcare (mean +5.1012)
-88.85 to +80.13 Law Enforcement (mean +2.8357)
-71.02 to +34.22 Business Subsidization (mean -2.9997)
-4.04 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.7424)
-0.06 to +3.79 Rudeness (mean +1.0131)
-1 to -0 Health (mean -0.1648)
-1 to -0 Weather (mean -0.9889)
-0.44 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.0755)
-2.52 to -0 Safety (mean -0.3531)
-5.69 to -0 Lifespan (mean -0.3751)
-1 to +1 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0934)
-72.02 to +92.44 Defense Forces (mean +3.1467)
-0.9 to +0.17 Pacifism (mean -0.0897)
+0 to +3 Economic Freedom (mean +1.1689)
-0.42 to +0.15 Taxation (mean -0.0792)
-0.34 to +0.98 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.2669)
-98.66 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -20.4894)
-0.13 to +3.15 Employment (mean +0.2012)
-21.76 to +47.04 Public Transport (mean +3.2090)
-20.1 to +1.82 Tourism (mean -1.5083)
+0 to +0.06 Weaponization (mean +0.0033)
+0 to +0.1 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.0581)
+0 to +0.68 Obesity (mean +0.2081)
-0.14 to +0.84 Charmlessness (mean +0.0459)
-1 to +1 Averageness (mean +0.0934)
-1.89 to +0.65 Human Development Index (mean +0.0278)
-985.88 to +2311.26 Average Income (mean +268.2360)
-2229.84 to +640.46 Average Income of Poor (mean -504.1861)
-2467 to +25322 Average Income of Rich (mean +3701.2889)
-64.83 to +109.19 Public Education (mean +8.3340)
+0 to +0.55 Crime (mean +0.0471)
-12.64 to +65.32 Foreign Aid (mean +2.4246)
-446.59 to +1830.26 Average Disposable Income (mean +286.9018)
-0.64 to +0.73 Food Quality (mean +0.0347)
-10.4 to +0.24 Accessibility (mean -4.3756)
sometimes adds notability: deadly medical pandemics
sometimes adds notability: exploding hoverboards
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: spontaneously combusting cars
sometimes removes notability: stringent health and safety legislation
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2025-11-20
2025-12-04
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