#783 Sergeant McCool Reporting for Duty

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1. weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements
-1.44 to -0 Civil Rights (mean -0.0022)
+0 to +0.02 Economy (mean +0.0000)
-0.85 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -0.0012)
+0 to +0.03 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.0000)
+0 to +29.53 Death Rate (mean +1.7447)
-0.57 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.0008)
-26.71 to +33.8 Eco-Friendliness (mean -1.5206)
+0 to +1.08 Social Conservatism (mean +0.0017)
-2.25 to -0 Nudity (mean -0.0031)
-60.33 to +28.08 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -2.8406)
-49.77 to +10.82 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -3.4288)
-0.06 to +663.8 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +236.9399)
-108.7 to +130.28 Industry: Information Technology (mean -5.4925)
-13.55 to +435.34 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +37.5531)
-134.02 to +21.07 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -4.5122)
-96.71 to +108.23 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -10.6657)
-51.62 to +32.67 Sector: Agriculture (mean -3.8833)
-23.61 to +417.56 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +63.1511)
-61.72 to +17.36 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -4.2365)
-64.48 to +26.72 Industry: Mining (mean -6.2119)
-84.06 to +16.78 Industry: Insurance (mean -3.3215)
-58.16 to +16.04 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -3.4749)
-54.08 to +31.58 Industry: Retail (mean -7.0180)
-80.04 to +59.68 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -4.9407)
-53.85 to +93.65 Industry: Gambling (mean +1.0715)
-62.6 to +663.8 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +223.2823)
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-27.72 to +17.06 Welfare (mean -2.0794)
-30.16 to +20.21 Public Healthcare (mean -3.3066)
-47.97 to +74.14 Law Enforcement (mean -4.3240)
-36.48 to +29.9 Business Subsidization (mean -4.3860)
-0.28 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.0004)
-0.48 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.0007)
-0.52 to +1.6 Rudeness (mean +0.0013)
-0.23 to -0 Intelligence (mean -0.0006)
+0 to +0.22 Ignorance (mean +0.0003)
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-1.93 to -0 Health (mean -0.3882)
-3 to -0 Weather (mean -2.9711)
-0.09 to +0.1 Compliance (mean -0.0001)
-0.99 to +1.2 Safety (mean -0.2861)
-9.72 to -0 Lifespan (mean -0.8342)
-0.43 to +0.36 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0003)
-3.91 to +142.26 Defense Forces (mean +62.3478)
-0.4 to +0.7 Pacifism (mean +0.0022)
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-0.86 to +0.19 Taxation (mean -0.0206)
-1 to +0.44 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.0723)
-1.11 to +0.92 Corruption (mean +0.4875)
-0.49 to +0.08 Integrity (mean -0.1425)
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-0.01 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0000)
-0.22 to +0.29 Recreational Drug Use (mean +0.1244)
+0 to +1.23 Obesity (mean +0.3872)
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-0.36 to +0.43 Averageness (mean +0.0003)
-3.24 to -0 Human Development Index (mean -0.2778)
-4.43 to +35.87 Primitiveness (mean +3.4046)
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-218.07 to +663.74 Average Income of Poor (mean +147.0022)
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-44.17 to +34.89 Public Education (mean -3.7164)
-0.01 to +0.01 Crime (mean 0)
-15.73 to +9.24 Foreign Aid (mean -0.6382)
-210.66 to +650.86 Average Disposable Income (mean +144.5092)
-0.01 to +0.25 Patriotism (mean +0.0550)
-2.94 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.9402)
-3.2 to +0.8 Accessibility (mean +0.4356)
sometimes adds notability: deadly medical pandemics
may add or remove notability: punitive income tax rates
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265
2026-05-08
2022-10-08
2. subscribing to the Benevolence Society for Impoverished Leaders is an effective way to dodge the draft
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-2.08 to +4.88 Death Rate (mean +0.1936)
-23.96 to +126.79 Eco-Friendliness (mean +2.9195)
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-29.89 to +158.17 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean +6.1260)
-47.81 to +189.57 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +2.1487)
-180.7 to +202.55 Industry: Information Technology (mean +1.5458)
-49.91 to +158.39 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean +5.2639)
-46.05 to +266.24 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +9.1648)
-272.76 to +345.87 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +2.9104)
-66.95 to +160.64 Sector: Agriculture (mean +3.1476)
-52.21 to +107.3 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -0.6837)
-50.84 to +210.43 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +0.6960)
-76 to +234.88 Industry: Mining (mean -2.0534)
-33.81 to +135.39 Industry: Insurance (mean +5.8304)
-45.11 to +125.6 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -0.4801)
-101.83 to +197 Industry: Retail (mean -10.0678)
-80.1 to +248.6 Industry: Book Publishing (mean +6.8648)
-66.04 to +291.17 Industry: Gambling (mean +19.5547)
-350.24 to +409.09 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +11.9681)
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-24.38 to +211.66 Welfare (mean +7.3077)
-31.84 to +156.97 Public Healthcare (mean +1.9862)
-49.23 to +244.16 Law Enforcement (mean +4.5572)
-63.95 to +126.79 Business Subsidization (mean -7.6273)
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-0.44 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.0778)
-3.51 to -0 Safety (mean -0.4458)
-4.27 to +1.01 Lifespan (mean -0.0455)
-0.88 to +1.05 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.2205)
-48.26 to +283.96 Defense Forces (mean +8.2998)
-0.73 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.0508)
+0 to +3.15 Economic Freedom (mean +1.3781)
-0.33 to +0.3 Taxation (mean -0.0402)
-0.6 to +0.9 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.2582)
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-0.98 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.1515)
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-17.52 to +138.86 Public Transport (mean +3.9280)
-14.66 to +0.56 Tourism (mean -1.0585)
+0 to +0.04 Weaponization (mean +0.0033)
-0.05 to -0 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.0003)
+0 to +0.28 Obesity (mean +0.0649)
-0.17 to +20.56 Charmlessness (mean +0.3368)
-1.05 to +0.88 Averageness (mean +0.2205)
-1.43 to +1 Human Development Index (mean +0.0842)
-883.55 to +2788.16 Average Income (mean +115.4085)
-4368.4 to +2305.5 Average Income of Poor (mean -995.6605)
-1507 to +106179 Average Income of Rich (mean +5347.6909)
-37.38 to +252.62 Public Education (mean +4.9661)
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-14.14 to +90.56 Foreign Aid (mean +3.3161)
-370.48 to +1623.24 Average Disposable Income (mean +164.0202)
+0 to +1.51 Food Quality (mean +0.1878)
-4.56 to -0 Accessibility (mean -0.0829)
sometimes removes notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: spontaneously combusting cars
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2025-12-13
2023-06-20
3. military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts
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-0.15 to -0 Political Freedom (mean -0.0003)
-0.42 to +0.23 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0004)
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-1.68 to -0 Compassion (mean -0.5017)
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-29.69 to +33.73 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -1.8120)
-169.22 to +112.06 Industry: Information Technology (mean -5.5240)
-185.15 to +22.84 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -11.8336)
-84.31 to +305.69 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -2.1698)
-187.29 to +175.9 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +24.5660)
-33.93 to +34.47 Sector: Agriculture (mean -1.8850)
-855.69 to +36.24 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -33.5161)
-23.46 to +35.1 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -1.8906)
-52.32 to +57.26 Industry: Mining (mean -4.0016)
-28.09 to +31.32 Industry: Insurance (mean -1.2825)
-23.12 to +25.64 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -1.8601)
-32.16 to +102.79 Industry: Retail (mean -1.2901)
-45.62 to +22.8 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -1.4472)
-269.31 to +105.74 Industry: Gambling (mean -23.4621)
-199.2 to +201.8 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +21.7387)
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-17.33 to +7.06 Welfare (mean -1.7558)
-21.73 to +25.02 Public Healthcare (mean -3.1921)
-65.51 to +122.3 Law Enforcement (mean -6.5236)
-27.53 to +39.2 Business Subsidization (mean -3.4333)
-1.55 to +0.68 Income Equality (mean -0.0019)
-1.67 to -0 Niceness (mean -0.3273)
-0.21 to +1.07 Rudeness (mean +0.2448)
-1.35 to +0.07 Intelligence (mean -0.0674)
+0 to +2.12 Ignorance (mean +0.0825)
+0 to +4.36 Political Apathy (mean +0.0093)
+0 to +0.41 Health (mean +0.0011)
-6 to +1 Weather (mean -0.0085)
+0 to +1.57 Compliance (mean +0.3300)
-1.26 to +4.78 Safety (mean +0.2925)
-0.01 to +2.84 Lifespan (mean +0.0515)
-1.67 to +1.63 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0786)
-61.95 to +305.21 Defense Forces (mean +138.8869)
-3.23 to +2.06 Pacifism (mean -0.6492)
-1 to +3.22 Economic Freedom (mean +0.0047)
-0.32 to +1.41 Taxation (mean +0.1701)
-2.28 to +0.6 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.6862)
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-1.71 to -0 Integrity (mean -0.0036)
-244.57 to +411.29 Authoritarianism (mean +19.3676)
-2 to -0 Youth Rebelliousness (mean -1.9872)
-0.27 to +0.27 Employment (mean +0.0207)
-15.72 to +15.39 Public Transport (mean -1.8313)
-6.68 to +29.37 Tourism (mean +3.2748)
-0.28 to +0.01 Weaponization (mean -0.0167)
-21.15 to +0.13 Recreational Drug Use (mean -0.4320)
-0.48 to +0.06 Obesity (mean -0.0077)
-40.78 to -0 Environmental Beauty (mean -0.0868)
-10.47 to -0 Charmlessness (mean -0.5465)
-1.63 to +1.67 Averageness (mean -0.0786)
-0.01 to +0.95 Human Development Index (mean +0.0168)
-0.11 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -0.0002)
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-711.75 to +649.41 Average Income (mean +28.0865)
-3255.6 to +315 Average Income of Poor (mean +7.8920)
-4785 to +7928 Average Income of Rich (mean +92.3489)
-38.57 to +42.07 Public Education (mean -4.0715)
-1.42 to -0 Crime (mean -0.1248)
-7.25 to +10.27 Foreign Aid (mean -0.5466)
-1212.1 to +117.27 Average Disposable Income (mean -136.0537)
-1.77 to +0.82 Patriotism (mean +0.1157)
+0 to +0.4 Food Quality (mean +0.0064)
-5.6 to +3.84 Accessibility (mean -1.7573)
sometimes removes notability: absence of drug laws
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
sometimes adds notability: restrictive gun laws
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2023-12-13
2026-04-20
2026-03-03
4. conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue
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-0.09 to +0.07 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.0001)
-0.39 to +0.13 Death Rate (mean -0.0042)
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-104.8 to +13.31 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.5022)
-39.34 to +17.12 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -2.1915)
-1282.62 to +351.45 Industry: Information Technology (mean -5.5839)
-14.86 to +52.44 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -0.8804)
-40.94 to +6.71 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -2.8071)
-72.63 to +100.14 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -3.7998)
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-0.01 to +0.01 Crime (mean -0.0000)
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-0.18 to +0.63 Food Quality (mean +0.0016)
+0 to +4.8 Accessibility (mean +0.0202)
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates
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2026-04-19

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