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| 1. counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes | 
 -0.92 to +0.01 Economy (mean -0.0634) 
-13.61 to -0 Wealth Gaps (mean -0.1141) 
-1.37 to +0.08 Death Rate (mean -0.0572) 
-43.68 to +6.27 Eco-Friendliness (mean -0.1538) 
-29 to +10.34 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean +0.3184) 
-69.88 to +12.62 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -0.2286) 
-48.04 to +9.89 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean +0.7809) 
-117.76 to +58.2 Industry: Information Technology (mean +1.5540) 
-65.3 to +7.3 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -0.5830) 
-115.66 to +13.03 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -1.4272) 
-196.7 to +71.77 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean +6.4632) 
-58.4 to +16.75 Sector: Agriculture (mean +0.7526) 
-27.07 to +21.04 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean +0.4617) 
-67.95 to +15.06 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean +1.3728) 
-34.16 to +15 Industry: Mining (mean +1.7789) 
-42.06 to +8 Industry: Insurance (mean -0.5183) 
-78.57 to +13.06 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean +1.0073) 
-66.72 to +29.33 Industry: Retail (mean +0.5222) 
-54.7 to +15.88 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -0.3852) 
-26.85 to +19.86 Industry: Gambling (mean -0.0165) 
-196.7 to +83.1 Sector: Manufacturing (mean +7.5630) 
-67.94 to +6.62 Welfare (mean -0.6343) 
-59.85 to +7.91 Public Healthcare (mean +0.1232) 
-88.97 to +12.61 Law Enforcement (mean +1.2548) 
-48.53 to +14.59 Business Subsidization (mean +1.3316) 
+0 to +11.72 Income Equality (mean +0.1858) 
-1.53 to +0.01 Rudeness (mean -0.1483) 
+0 to +0.81 Compliance (mean +0.0134) 
+0 to +0.58 Safety (mean +0.0697) 
-0.24 to +0.54 Lifespan (mean +0.0245) 
-0.17 to +0.46 Ideological Radicality (mean +0.0391) 
-134.26 to +21.11 Defense Forces (mean +1.0587) 
+0 to +1.35 Pacifism (mean +0.0131) 
-1.37 to -0 Economic Freedom (mean -0.2267) 
+0 to +0.68 Taxation (mean +0.0113) 
-2.03 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.0487) 
+0 to +75.37 Authoritarianism (mean +8.3833) 
-1.44 to -0 Employment (mean -0.0449) 
-42.06 to +4.31 Public Transport (mean -0.2024) 
-0.22 to +31.24 Tourism (mean +0.3039) 
-0.02 to -0 Weaponization (mean -0.0005) 
-0.04 to -0 Obesity (mean -0.0052) 
-0.84 to +0.01 Charmlessness (mean -0.0120) 
-0.46 to +0.17 Averageness (mean -0.0391) 
-0.34 to +0.18 Human Development Index (mean -0.0111) 
-1450.43 to +285.84 Average Income (mean +14.8697) 
-1252.86 to +5814.72 Average Income of Poor (mean +185.5510) 
-22249 to +2578 Average Income of Rich (mean -757.0969) 
-95.44 to +15.25 Public Education (mean +0.2265) 
-0.17 to -0 Crime (mean -0.0043) 
-42.06 to +1.77 Foreign Aid (mean -0.2970) 
-787.38 to +106.63 Average Disposable Income (mean -8.4971) 
-0.86 to -0 Food Quality (mean -0.0768) 
sometimes removes notability: exploding hoverboards 
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates 
sometimes removes notability: spontaneously combusting cars 
sometimes adds notability: stringent health and safety legislation 
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2024-09-09 
2024-10-30 
2025-01-26 
2025-10-20 
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| 2. commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives | 
 -0.34 to +0.5 Economy (mean +0.0488) 
+0 to +5.32 Wealth Gaps (mean +0.2766) 
-0.06 to +3.45 Death Rate (mean +0.2206) 
-7.54 to +21.85 Eco-Friendliness (mean -0.5056) 
-18.38 to +3.41 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -0.9273) 
-24.96 to +5.74 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -1.0251) 
-11.11 to +27.67 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -0.7352) 
-55.14 to +86.3 Industry: Information Technology (mean -2.7877) 
-19.67 to +0.76 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -0.7916) 
-7.61 to +41.74 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean +0.3697) 
-75.87 to +35.95 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -6.1201) 
-31.41 to +27.31 Sector: Agriculture (mean -1.2778) 
-11.97 to +2.28 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -0.9781) 
-26.93 to +25.94 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -1.6776) 
-16.01 to +49.85 Industry: Mining (mean -2.5062) 
-8.61 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -0.4899) 
-26.93 to +20.42 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -1.1255) 
-33.34 to +32.1 Industry: Retail (mean -4.2259) 
-24.37 to +63.18 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -0.3674) 
-14.53 to +10.89 Industry: Gambling (mean -0.3471) 
-75.87 to +44.56 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -7.7823) 
-5.1 to +27.31 Welfare (mean +0.1478) 
-9.48 to +34.99 Public Healthcare (mean -0.7023) 
-18.19 to +49.5 Law Enforcement (mean -1.7491) 
-17.33 to +38.41 Business Subsidization (mean -2.0574) 
-0.34 to -0 Income Equality (mean -0.1480) 
-0.01 to +2.63 Rudeness (mean +0.3501) 
-0.09 to -0 Compliance (mean -0.0127) 
-0.67 to -0 Safety (mean -0.0749) 
-0.27 to +0.03 Lifespan (mean -0.0491) 
-0.13 to +0.2 Ideological Radicality (mean -0.0262) 
-23.85 to +48.65 Defense Forces (mean -1.8787) 
-0.17 to -0 Pacifism (mean -0.0094) 
+0 to +0.6 Economic Freedom (mean +0.2921) 
-0.03 to -0 Taxation (mean -0.0087) 
+0 to +0.2 Freedom From Taxation (mean +0.0501) 
-66.76 to -0 Authoritarianism (mean -11.3080) 
-0.04 to +0.19 Employment (mean +0.0273) 
-4.66 to +9.56 Public Transport (mean -0.5435) 
-2.52 to +0.18 Tourism (mean -0.1603) 
+0 to +0.01 Weaponization (mean +0.0006) 
+0 to +0.05 Obesity (mean +0.0097) 
-0.07 to +1.01 Charmlessness (mean +0.0484) 
-0.2 to +0.13 Averageness (mean +0.0262) 
-0.31 to +0.23 Human Development Index (mean +0.0068) 
-453.05 to +578.01 Average Income (mean -36.6173) 
-656.17 to +348.42 Average Income of Poor (mean -229.1368) 
-22 to +9167 Average Income of Rich (mean +1131.1263) 
-16.08 to +40.06 Public Education (mean -1.0834) 
+0 to +0.12 Crime (mean +0.0057) 
-2 to +11.84 Foreign Aid (mean +0.0098) 
-420.88 to +213.14 Average Disposable Income (mean -5.1454) 
+0 to +0.87 Food Quality (mean +0.0549) 
sometimes adds notability: exploding hoverboards 
sometimes adds notability: spontaneously combusting cars 
sometimes removes notability: stringent health and safety legislation 
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2025-08-11 
2025-08-13 
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| 3. the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42 | 
 -0.17 to +0.4 Death Rate (mean -0.0003) 
-30.73 to -0 Eco-Friendliness (mean -3.4012) 
-22.54 to -0 Industry: Automobile Manufacturing (mean -3.9709) 
-19.19 to -0 Industry: Cheese Exports (mean -3.9339) 
-26.86 to -0 Industry: Basket Weaving (mean -6.2961) 
+0 to +439.33 Industry: Information Technology (mean +266.0572) 
-16.81 to -0 Industry: Pizza Delivery (mean -2.7069) 
-54.89 to -0 Industry: Trout Fishing (mean -5.5709) 
-46.03 to -0 Industry: Arms Manufacturing (mean -13.1172) 
-29.3 to -0 Sector: Agriculture (mean -5.9608) 
-23.64 to -0 Industry: Beverage Sales (mean -2.2257) 
-24.26 to -0 Industry: Timber Woodchipping (mean -4.3601) 
-32.94 to -0 Industry: Mining (mean -6.1732) 
-23.31 to -0 Industry: Insurance (mean -3.0796) 
-21.47 to -0 Industry: Furniture Restoration (mean -4.4250) 
-38.3 to -0 Industry: Retail (mean -8.5634) 
-36.87 to -0 Industry: Book Publishing (mean -7.7728) 
-29.99 to -0 Industry: Gambling (mean -2.8025) 
-59.8 to -0 Sector: Manufacturing (mean -23.3840) 
+0 to +0.07 Government Size (mean +0.0269) 
-26.07 to -0 Welfare (mean -4.2908) 
-25.86 to -0 Public Healthcare (mean -5.8017) 
-35.6 to -0 Law Enforcement (mean -6.5602) 
-20.2 to -0 Business Subsidization (mean -5.9359) 
+0 to +0.54 Intelligence (mean +0.0734) 
-0.47 to -0 Ignorance (mean -0.0495) 
-0.02 to +0.01 Lifespan (mean -0.0003) 
-22.73 to -0 Defense Forces (mean -6.6047) 
-0.11 to +0.08 Taxation (mean +0.0099) 
-0.22 to -0 Freedom From Taxation (mean -0.1331) 
-0.04 to +0.01 Employment (mean -0.0055) 
-16.17 to -0 Public Transport (mean -2.7401) 
-0.01 to +0.01 Human Development Index (mean -0.0001) 
-31.62 to -0 Primitiveness (mean -2.7503) 
+0 to +3.94 Scientific Advancement (mean +1.9671) 
+0 to +270.39 Average Income (mean +181.2219) 
+0 to +261.27 Average Income of Poor (mean +101.9990) 
+0 to +1569 Average Income of Rich (mean +383.4520) 
-45.78 to -0 Public Education (mean -8.3363) 
-10.14 to -0 Foreign Aid (mean -1.0450) 
-197.82 to +244.13 Average Disposable Income (mean +74.9286) 
sometimes adds notability: punitive income tax rates 
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